John Pinettes addiction to Dairy Queen

last October my manager books me in Phoenix and I don't do well in the heat you wouldn't think but no I really don't you can see the nice tan but I don't do well now I say to my manager well in October in Phoenix isn't it hot he says oh no no it's fall no it's not it's Phoenix to Arizona they don't acknowledge fall it was the temperature of the Sun and at seven o'clock in the evening it was still the temperature of the Sun who buys a house there you buy a house and it burns up oh I was not hot and the guy comes and picks me up at the hotel and I want to do a good show and we're driving to the club and all of a sudden I hear angels you know Oh there's a Dairy Queen around here and I told them I said I told the guy driving I said listen pull over I'm getting a milkshake cuz I've been dieting but it's 150 degrees you get a milkshake says that in the Weight Watchers manual and the guy driving looks at me and goes not now we have to get to the club maybe later now you know that's the wrong answer don't you so he wipes the blood from his head and it says you know what I could use a milkshake too besides I'm a little dizzy rig right now I really shouldn't be driving so I go into the Dairy Queen I figured I'm all set there's only one guy in line but it's a very skinny guy and he's asking questions dammit Quinn what are you after now chocolate vanilla you want Stefan he's asking how big is the small is it big they look sparse Wells is small that's why they call them small it's 89 cents here's $10 by 11 of them it's a hundred degrees I have to hear how big is the small is it big and that's what I killed them Your Honor ladies and gentlemen it's been a pleasure

Channel: TorontoJustForLaughs

Views: 2,170,589

Rating: 4.8876648 out of 5

Keywords: JohnPinette2002, 007

Id: df-SvDBG-Us

Length: 2min 51sec (171 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 05 2009