John Oliver Roasts the U.K.'s "Very Weird" 10 Days of Mourning for Queen Elizabeth

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-Our first guest tonight hosts the Emmy- and Peabody Award-winning show "Last Week Tonight," which airs Sunday nights on HBO and streams on HBO Max. Please welcome back to the show our good friend John Oliver, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ How are you? -Good, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ] Thanks. No, no. -You love this stuff. -I d-- -You love applause and attention. -I don't like it. I don't like it. [ Cheering ] I was this close to leaving. Half is a bit. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] -I feel very lucky to see you here. I saw you last week at the Emmys. Congratulations on your victory. -Thanks very much. -Also, congratulations -- [ Cheers and applause ] I feel like you had -- The award was presented to you by Selena Gomez, Martin Short, and Steve Martin. -Yes. -That's a very nice trio to get it from. -Definitely, yeah. I kind of -- when they came out, they'd said, "Our award is next," and it did seem like this must be a mistake. They're not gonna slum it in "Best Variety Show," are they? And then they did. Yeah, it was amazing. My wife's favorite movie is "Clifford." -Yeah. -So to get an award from Clifford is about as happy as she's been with me for five years. -Based on the reaction to you saying that, I think it might only be her favorite movie. -Yeah. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] 'Cause I -- that's a Martin Short film where Martin Short plays a child named Clifford. -Yeah, it's really good. It's really good. -It's really good. -And even though we're both selling it really hard, you can feel an innate sense of, "I don't think --" [ Laughter ] There's no curiosity of, "I'll watch that tonight." It's just, "Nope, this is another thing that I will miss." -Just do us a favor. It's not a giant commitment. Watch the trailer on YouTube of "Clifford"... -Yeah. -...starring Martin Short. -And then, when you get to the end of it and think, "Not for me," remember, it is really good. -Yep. -To be honest, I've just come here to sell "Clifford." [ Laughter ] I just don't think -- -This is a new thing. You're plugging old films. -Yes, that's right. I just don't think enough people have seen "Clifford." So, do we have a clip? [ Laughter ] -You got to tell us ahead of time if you want a clip. I'm so sorry. -Oh, that's how it works? I thought you could just say, "Do you have a clip?", and they'd google it quick. [ Laughter ] -Give them time. Maybe by the end. -Yeah, sure. -So what about -- Do you enjoy being at the Emmys? -No. -Yeah. -Not at all, no. [ Laughter ] No, it would've been nicer to see you literally anywhere else on Earth. But, you know, it's what America does best, in a way. It's pageantry. -Yeah. -It's like a royal funeral without a dead queen. -Okay. Well... [ Laughter ] You know what I like about you? [ Laughter ] You know what I like the most about you? You bring your own segues. Now, John... [ Laughter ] The last time you were here was a couple days after Prince Philip had passed away. -That's right, yes. -And now, obviously you're here on the day of the Queen's funeral. -I am, yeah. -And you're sort of our royal correspondent by fate more than anything else. -That's right, that's right. [ Laughter ] -How are you taking it all in? -Thanks, thanks. [ Laughter ] Yeah, it's a difficult day. Craig, you're from the U.K., right? -I am, yeah. -Sorry for our loss. [ Laughter ] -You know what? I didn't know her. [ Laughter ] -Wait. You guys promised me Craig knew her. -Yeah, you know, basically, whenever a senior royal dies, I will come here. [ Laughter ] Just click your heels three times, and I will be here to give it the disrespect it deserves. -Yeah. [ Laughter ] Well, thank you very much. -It's been a very weird time in Britain. This 10 days in forced mourning, apparently, has been very, very strange. -Yes. And one of the -- We were talking about this at the Emmys, 'cause we're both football fans. -Yes. -I should clarify -- we're talking about soccer. Which was -- they did not play any of those games for about a week. -They didn't. They kept -- rugby and cricket was allowed to go ahead. [ Laughter ] And football had to stop in an act of, I think, tangible class warfare. [ Laughter ] -Because of the fan bases of those three sports? -I mean, it's hard to -- They will say it was for other reasons, but I think it was probably that. -Yeah. -I think they were concerned about how football fans would respond to a minute's silence and maybe they would not be able to go the whole minute. [ Laughter ] But it's the interesting thing. It's always -- the question in their mind is always, "Well, will they behave?", not "Why might they not?" [ Laughter ] There's no introspection or follow-up for, "Why might they decide to editorialize that?" -Yeah, and then, there's also the likelihood of maybe a chant or two. Or a song that could happen. -That's right. We do love a song, yeah. [ Laughter ] Yeah, it's been a very weird 10 days. I think -- they had in Morrison's, the supermarket -- #Ad. Sorry. [ Laughter ] I'm here -- I'm here to promote "Clifford" the movie and a low-grade British supermarket. [ Laughter ] Apparently, they lowered the sound of the beeps at the checkout out of respect for the queen dying. [ Laughter ] -Well, she did -- She hated beeps. -She hated beeps. [ Laughter ] As if someone would've gone in, heard the regular beep, and said, "Have some [bleep] respect!" [ Laughter ] "She's lying in state!" [ Laughter ] "As is tradition, a quieter beep is appropriate!" [ Laughter ] -I can't believe there was a way to have the beep be quieter this whole time. -Well, at first, I thought that cannot be true. They can mute the beeps. They choose not to. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Again, that's the crime here. -That's right. And after Charles becomes king, the beeps will return. [ Laughter ] -Double, twice as loud. -Unnecessarily loud volume, yeah. It's been a stupid time. -You were offered the order of the British Empire, the O.B.E., I guess. -I was, yes. -And that must be a very interesting call to receive. -It is. It is a call. They called up, and they -- This is before I got my citizenship here in America. And so, you know, as an immigrant on a visa or green card, your immigration status is a perpetual anxiety for you. They left a message saying that you need to call the British consulate immediately, which doesn't sound like -- Unless you're Jason Bourne, and... [ Laughter ] ...physically and emotionally, I just am not. [ Laughter ] I thought it was something really bad. And then, this guy picks up the phone and says, "I'm here with a letter from the Queen in front of me." It was so offensively English, his accent. [ Laughter ] I don't think you're allowed to do this accent. Yeah, and he said, "I'm here to say that you're on the New Year's honors list," and I knew what was coming. "I don't think I want this." He went, "Don't answer now." And I said, "I just did." [ Laughter ] I said -- I said, "I don't want it." And so he said, "I'll call back tomorrow." And he did. I said, "Yeah, my answer hasn't changed. I really don't want this." [ Laughter ] It's a loaded -- O.B.E.... -Yeah. -...is a loa-- The "B.E." part of that is a hell of a thing to want after your surname. Yeah, so I didn't. And he said, "Please don't tell anyone," and I said, "I am telling everybody I know." [ Laughter and applause ] That is -- Let's just be clear. I have made no pr-- If I'm making a promise, I'm breaking it instantly. The moment this phone goes down, I'm calling people. -I bet -- obviously, based on his reaction, it probably doesn't happen often that people turn him down. -I think -- I think it probably happens all the time. I just think it's not then people that just say, "I have to tell people that this was a very funny conversation." -You had -- -My wife was mad, though, 'cause she wanted to go to Buckingham Palace. I had to kind of explain to her, "Listen, there's a class system in England. This is stuff -- it's not important for you to know this, but I really can't go there and behave." [ Laughter ] -You did have a joke censored by -- -Yes! -I guess your show airs on Sky over there. -Yes. Yeah, they, uh -- -Not really a censorable joke. -It was -- I don't -- It wasn't really -- It barely had the properties of a -- All we said was that Britain is still mourning the shocking loss -- right? -- of a 96-year-old woman from natural causes. [ Laughter ] It's not -- it's not -- literally not a joke. Scientifically, that's not a joke. That's just a fact with a kind of dickish inflection. That's all it is. [ Laughter ] And yet, they cut it out. -Wow. -Which is pretty [bleep] because apparently all we've heard all week is the Queen had an incredible sense of humor. [ Laughter ] Just non-stop, "Oh, she was so funny." Seth, she was so funny. The Queen, she was razor sharp. [ Laughter ] She dreamt of going to the Del Close Marathon. Big comedy fan. -I will say, I've watched a lot of anecdotes of people saying, "She was so funny," and then they tell a story, and when it ends, you go, "I don't know." -Yeah, or that clip. Or that clip. It's like -- And there she was with Paddington. I'm watching a bear carry her comedically in that scene. [ Laughter ] She's giving that bear nothing back. There is one set of footprints in the sand, and it's a paw. [ Laughter ] But she was a huge comedy fan. -Huge comedy fan. And liked the good -- yeah, "The State." She loved "The State." [ Laughter ] -She just wanted to live to see Mulaney's tour. That was the thing that she didn't -- [ Laughter ] Why is that the thing?! Ask yourself why that was your line. -Yeah, and then let us know. [ Laughter ] John Oliver, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ] "Last Week Tonight" airs Sunday nights on HBO and streams on HBO Max. We'll be right back with Quinta Brunson.
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Length: 9min 22sec (562 seconds)
Published: Tue Sep 20 2022
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