Joe Rogan & Joey Diaz on The Exorcist

build imagination that's why when you read Silence of the Lambs and you watch the movie you got to get all everybody in that room and give him a big hug because they kept it honest they kept it real when you read William Blakeley as The Exorcist and then the Exorcist has been on for the last two weeks on AMC and I've been watching bits and pieces of it and I can't applaud it more the priest that's Jackie Gleason son-in-law is it really yes who's Jason stews Jason whatever his father who he was in sleepers with with with Brad Pitt De Niro he played the newspaper reporter that's his [ __ ] father but Damien Karras plays the priest that's Jackie Gleason his son-in-law he married Jackie Gleason his daughter and it was funny because last thing it was my office typing my wife called she was I'm gonna be home in 20 minutes with the baby so I don't know what you're doing all right so I wanted the living room and I turn the TV on just to be out there because I'm just gonna watch cartoons or whatever and I saw the exorcisms when I turned it on and dog it came on when the priest comes through the door which if I have a bump into that director I will take this dick out and suck it because that's what real directing is he scared you without showing you anything remember when the priest comes to the door all you see is an image from the priest and you don't see what his face looks like and it scares you but when he walks in he takes this [ __ ] and the guy says to him can I get you something how was your trip can I get you something and he goes do you want some coffee and he goes no let's do this and this guy's a psychiatrist you have to watch it again this guy's a psychiatrist not only is he a priest and he starts dropping in psycho and the priest looks on those knock it off the devil is cunning you know tacky a psychological like nobody else do not listen to him and he just breaks it down and then the guy says to him do you wanna know the three levels of manifestation and he looks at me there's only one Satanist st. Dawg it's just right there you like so my daughter walks in bars on the five-year-old walks in and she sits on my lap and she's a Bible betta I don't know if you know this that Mercy's a Bible betta she loves anything with God and you know I got a little [ __ ] and things she gave me with Jesus of fish yeah my daughter's a Bible beater even though she goes to [ __ ] public school she'll come home and come here and talk about God today so she's watching this whole manifestation yeah of these two priests talking about God is powerful God's gonna kill Satan doesn't that da da da and all of a sudden they walk into the room and she's sitting up and she said my daughter caught it's looking like thirty Seconds to just look at me and she just ran out of the room like she doesn't know who Satan is nothing she just ran out of the room this is one of the scariest movies one of the finest movies she elevates herself comes down what about when they so they do the first thing they walk out and what about when they walk back in and he said he's a doctor so he's checking her heart and she turns into the mother in the hospital and start saying being me why you do this to me and and the priest told them don't listen to him that the devil is coming you know an awesome what about when he comes into his father I'm not sparing five cents but on all off the boy because the devil stuff I mean bro you have to watch it and while all this is going on you have to remember that there's a murder going on because the first night when she came down before the devil came in some guy was talking [ __ ] a Nazi was talking [ __ ] a Jewish guy was talking [ __ ] about a Nazi or something and she comes down and pees and says you're gonna die [ __ ] I ain't gonna die up there do an astronaut wasn't it wasn't he an astronaut he was something downstairs didn't she say something like that you're gonna die up there no no he was downstairs they were in the living room and it was young like that I didn't she was talking to a guy was an astronaut sure died and then she peed the carpet and then it was a dinner party and then a couple nights later they found the guy in the bottom of the stairs but it couldn't have been a girl because they twisted his neck all the way around so it had to be a man and that's why you you have to watch that movie when the cop comes to talk to her mother I was a famous actress five or six years ago its first of all it's a deep movie that girl got [ __ ] up doing that movie you know bro listen how can they make a 12 year old girl stick across my [ __ ] yeah let's talk about Rita she snuck across in a [ __ ] took it out grabs her mother by the ears put him said socket eat me yeah she says your mother sucks [ __ ] in hell I just she told the one place then you'd I saw that in a movie theater shame on them but if I could sue the Union City cinema today I would sue them I didn't give a [ __ ] they took my two dollars and let me so they threw me to the [ __ ] wolves but I also saw what was her name again Linda Blair and Blair she showed up 20 years later she started hanging out with Rick James um she showed up 20 years later Richard I wonder what Linda Blair is doing today but I hope they paid her a lot of money because she never really recovered from there now she never really worked after that it's tough to get work after you put a cross in your [ __ ] I mean that's gin Julian it's something at a commercial for [ __ ] mess max yeah well it's also people never forget you were that person like it's very difficult for people to have a change percent when she walks down the stairs yeah backwards what about when a head spins around in front of the priests and oh yeah it's just too out there for a movie they could never they think of remaking that every once in a while they look like each other Jesus Christ that was a creepy [ __ ] movie and you gotta realize that back then there was nothing like this before this movie this movie was so extreme like there had been horror movies before but it was like Frankenstein or Dracula they were kind of scary but there weren't bloody though there was nothing like this movie this movie was so over-the-top and people a lot of people at the time are like this the movie represented something it represented a changing of boundaries people these young kids these people today like what the [ __ ] are they doing what kind of movies of them make at his best I remember being I remember being in Catholic school and they would just piss they were telling us not to go see it we weren't allowed to go see it I bro that I was right there when the movie got released and I had to see it and it's how you can't see it blew my [ __ ] that's where I saw a rocky where everybody was on their feet yelling for Rocky this was different everybody was young rocky and I also saw the long as yard they're the original and this is a movie theater that was basically Irish Italian and Cuban but David they talked they yelled at the screen you know they threw things at the screen and when the [ __ ] long as yard when Burt Reynolds was coming back the whole place is on their feet this is a great movie theta and they let you in that then they played the last movie at 11:30 I saw you know many times I saw Enter the Dragon in that the late movie my mother would let me walk up there this is on 48th Street and my mother's bar was on 29th Street she'd go go dad I saw everything there fists of fury The Outlaw Josey Wales all those [ __ ] movies I saw there anything they played I just go there as a Spanish kid and watch and learn the language and loved it

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Length: 8min 30sec (510 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 29 2018