Joe Rogan | Imagine Seeing a Gorilla if They Didn't Exist

the Joe Rogan experience I'm too busy for Bigfoot ideas yeah that's roughly and that might have been a real thing it was a real animal there was a creature yeah there was a real creature called Gigantopithecus it was a real animals like eight foot tall bipedal hominid it absolutely existed probably yeah because I'm not a giant gorilla didn't exist imagine seeing a gorilla right like Jesus Christ what the [ __ ] is that thing six foot six hundred [ __ ] huge hairy black beast with a giant chest and enormous arms and pounds on his chest runs on all fours and you're like [ __ ] fangs yeah when they fly through the air at each other in flash Chris mash into each other and fight holy [ __ ] man if you didn't know that was real right now and you ran into a gorilla you'd be like what the [ __ ] and by the way they didn't know mountain gorillas were even a thing until the early 1900s there were a legend yeah yeah when was the discovery of mountain gorillas don't think those giant chimps in the Congo are our hybrid no they don't anymore because they have DNA they they're the only chimpanzee species or subspecies I guess you'd say that they found that has a crest on its skull like a gorilla 19:02 bro damn yeah a German explorer Captain Robert Vaughn bear Ange the mountain gorilla was named the gorilla gorilla Baron G in honor of the captain yeah [ __ ] occasion that thing how about those hey that guy who is an anti poaching agent he helps protect gorillas from poachers yeah and he got them to pose standing up in a selfie and even better there's video of him tickling the gorillas and the grills laughing yep laughing like a person yeah it's crazy so it was there a Bigfoot [ __ ] yeah there was a Bigfoot yeah it was a real thing that's why there's so many stories about it it probably died off a hundred thousand years ago or something right you know do gorillas ever eat meat or that just they're just veg Willis no yeah gorillas are we are closer to chimpanzees than chimpanzees or gorillas is that true yeah Wow well III think it's interesting where those groups of male chimps expand their territory mm-hmm they kill other males in others and then move their women and children into the area that they annex yeah isn't that crazy vicious they just as groups fall down fall on the smaller you know tribes of chimps and decimate them there are so many so many similarities to humans yeah so many yeah but these um bondo apes they call them this is the the giant chimp there's these nits they nest on the ground too like gorillas are they as violent as they live in large communities like chimps the the locals have two names for chimps over there they have one that they call tree beaters those the regular-sized chimps and the other ones they called lion killers yeah they're so big they've they've got videos of these things eating a leopard what yeah they don't know if it yeah there are enormous chimps so they don't know if it killed the leopard or if the leopard died and then they're eating it they don't know but they do know one was eating a [ __ ] leopard so you gotta think yummy kitty cat when they're standing up they're taller than me I'm 5/8 there's six feet tall you're 6 feet tall yeah so that your height yeah your height but a chimp and a jack jump god it's probably 250 300 pounds well they say that 400 pounds the ones in the zoo they have something I don't think in the city zoo no I don't believe they do I think they do no they have two giant chimps if you look at his big chimps those are just big chimps they're huge yeah yeah they do they've had chimps that are over 200 pounds they've had some enormous chimps but they've never had one of these did they live in a very specific area of the Congo but they've seen them yes they have video of them they have photographs of them you can see videos and you see camera trap photos they're a real animal it's a really big animal man it's a really big chimp it's amazing you imagine see the six-foot chimp no dude no no they eat you're facing your genitals no thanks just imagine standing there you turn a corner there's a chimp as tall as you looking at here disaster yeah I have to go low have you ever seen yeah you know what was that the word they had a there was a traveling circus where they had a champ and they would muzzle it and they'd have any man the biggest man that just to hold the chimp down for six seconds if you could there are three seconds and no man has ever do it they just there's just this is a hundred and fifty pound chimp yeah and you wouldn't even even if it was muzzled man it could still rip your arms off like what are you doing yeah you're made out of jell-o I've you ever held I've held a small one a baby as hold was playing with my puppy and it was I was his back felt like would would ya like it perfectly that's exactly I can't Henderson probably yes exactly dad he's got to be part chimp yeah but I had a two one two year old one once on fear not fear factored Newsradio and when we're on the set the scene actually got cut out we never wanted of using the scene but there was a guy was like an animal trainer and he had a couple different animals with him and one was a baby chimp in diapers and this baby chimp got on my back and beat beat on my back a couple of times and I was like what tough [ __ ] yeah it was like you hitting me yeah I was like wow this [ __ ] little tiny thing just wailed on my thesis they're so strong - yeah their little bodies emit just just hard like corded no neck take crazy punish now [Applause]

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Length: 5min 41sec (341 seconds)

Published: Sat May 04 2019