Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - How Come You Cant Ask Questions?

[Music] it seems like you know like with the Crips Chris Brown thing you're one of the few guys out there that will go there like with with with a bit like that well I want to know what the [ __ ] she said before he hit her you know there's a lot of people out there no my thing about that was like uh my my question was and it was an honest question was do you have any personal responsibility for your own safety as a woman to do not deliberately sit there and push somebody's button and get in their Grill you know this and get physical and hit and do all that it gets to a point of like my thing was like respect the fact that a guy isn't going to hit you don't take advantage of it and it's like um you like like I and and I don't know if that's right or wrong but it was a question that these groups you can't talk to them you just want to ask them like do you feel like you know like if you just go well that's why your mom's dead and I hope you get [ __ ] cancer too ah and just say this horrible hurtful [ __ ] start pushing somebody and it's like at what point are you guilty of of provoking the next level if a woman got in your face and you were like seriously worried that she was going to hit you and you you really felt like you had to defend yourself would you hit her no well it would I would have she would have to have a [ __ ] machete really like no I it would have to be like I would be doing that stuff just running around the walls I got decent cardio right I I could wear her out you say that women generally usually have better cardio than men when it comes to Ching when it comes the ones who jog but a lot of them don't jog especially the ones who hit you they're much more likely to have pent up frustrations and not getting it out with exercise no I dated a girl one time she she had some issues about when she would get mad she would get physical and I had to talk to her about it that saying that like you got to understand that the natural reaction to this is this you can't just walk around hitting people that's so disrespectful and it's childish and you need to grow up like I I had to have that conversation because you know it's it's it's in that Split Second when somebody blasts you in the face either a man or woman it's like that you're going into self-defense you you might even just out of reaction go like that and you know a lot of times guys are so much bigger than women that's a forearm then their nose is bleeding and then you're down the [ __ ] you know police station yeah and then you you have like a problem so um my thing in all those what what is you never learn anything you never learn like was this guy just a bad guy and this was inevitable and what happened in his childhood can we D deconstruct this guy psychologically can we go go back and figure what led to this event or was it like he has no track record of this and then all of a sudden it just the right set of circumstances and it's like is this guy a bad guy is this guy an unlucky guy right like like what happened but I mean I got to I got to tell you it's like you know the first punch you flipped out I mean once you're [ __ ] you know I think we set up the jab throwing like combinations it's like at some point you got to be in your head like I am hitting a woman but the conversation fascinates me and it's such a touchy subject what's annoying is that you can't like the amount of people who are listening right now with that scowl on the face like you can't even you can't unless you just go you are 100% right there is no reason to ever do it and you don't have to respect another human being on any level and you can throw stuff at them and you can say stuff you you can you you know push their buttons and do everything you basically can to get it to that point and and then but but you're not you're not guilty you don't have any responsibility there's nothing that you could do in the future to be like well hey next time you know this relationship's overly over but the next time I'm with a guy you know maybe I only you know ramp him up a couple of floors as opposed to just like dude you know that they know what to say yeah they know what to say and like dude you know I mean [ __ ] walls you know how many lamps you just like oh like they just know they dude they they're like well this is what you got to do I can give you the best advice ever cut them off cut anybody like that off I've had people like that in my life that try to get in fights with me I've had people like that that want to argue all the time you cut them off even if they're hot even if they give good head even if they got a great ass you just you got to get rid of him Charlie Murphy gave me the best advice he just yo he because woman ever comes at you he goes you immediately lock yourself in the bathroom he goes and then call the police good advice yeah just lock yourself in he goes you don't have any strike marks because they can you know he was talking about you know somebody was going to you know I don't know that's a good move how the hell we getting on the from well it's a good move no it's well it's controversy in you know hitting women I've I've never hit a woman ever but obviously I I can never I could never do it but I would if a woman was attacking me I would knock onc conscious there's no doubt about it I mean if if a woman was coming at me with a knife woman was trying to hit me with the ball one hay maker right to the chops if you going to take him out take them out stop playing games if you're going to hit a chick you got to blast him right in the face most chicks are just not prepared for that dude I'm not prepared for that not prepared for it either nobody is but but I would only do it to save my life or you know my my safety but you know you never know man I've SE SE [ __ ] chicks that can punch really hard my friend Tommy my friend Tommy Jr has a girlfriend that works out all the time and we we took her to one of those [ __ ] things at the you know one of those uh video game things where the bag pops out and you hit it and you see like she [ __ ] hits hard I was looking at I'm like if this girl Sucker Punch me I'm going to wake up with a flashlight in my face dude you know what you know what I don't I don't like uh I don't like watching when the women fight each other and ulate fighting really I don't I don't like like it I think you know what they should do they should have him fight like convicted rapists and the rapists don't know that the fight's going to happen so they're like out of shape eating all that prison food they dropped off in the TRU and they just come out there and they they would have to be rapists in the right weight class and they just get in yeah yeah you you can work all the details and they just beat the living [ __ ] out of him still a man but to sit there well to sit there and uh I I don't like to sit there and watch two women like you know what I hate I hate when they punch each other and they hit their titties like sacred in the last fight Ronda Rousey and Liz Carmo I think Ronda Rousey got up kicked in the tits oh she had she had AJ before she uh got back to it oh dud you know and you know they have a name for that within their circle of what that feeling is kick to the ti I'll kick to the tits they got to have some sort of slang for it where um you know it would be funny but I would never want to take the ass kick and was is how bad those girls could beat me like somebody somebody like like two three weight classes below me well Ronda Rousey would be a good because she's a Grappler she' just get you in an arm oh yeah dude I'm I'm my training is you know four brothers headlock dual headlock just throwing keep it from here to here so Dad doesn't get mad keep it from like Chin Chin to Belt yeah damage above the neck if somebody starts winning you you always punched in the hair the back of so the lump so the lump wouldn't show up we were literally you know what's funny we were learning basically how to beat a woman so no one would not I really look at it but we would do it to each other but um I think that but I I really think that like it would it'd be great if somehow you could teach women that because of all these dirt bags and these guys who do hit women if you could teach them that so they could have that uh to be able to defend themselves yeah oh my God uh uh uh

Channel: Bill Burr University

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Length: 7min 59sec (479 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 12 2024