JK! Studios Halloween Compilation

[Music] alright Jason you got five hours before trick-or-treaters start showing up it's time to raise your game okay now these kids expect the perfect greeting before they get their candy practice makes perfect let's do this happy Halloween what the heck was that come on man just act like a normal human being [Music] greetings children mm-hmm would you like a candy come on man that's way too creepy wait I need a costume yeah there are two types of people in this world those who like almond joys and those who have functional tastebuds savvy mmm take the candy give into the dark chocolate side of the floors what am i doing Palpatine doesn't work I got to do something more kid-friendly what kind of candy were you expecting bus woody Jessie my pop rocks oh sure they will take you to infinity you kids got a good life in this hood you've got a good life I know because I'm prison Mike and Mike where's Mike and Mike oh my a tiny ghost yes yes very good very um very frightening yes blue spooky yes yes Snickers why don't you grab one because when you're hungry why wait oh it's not the country caramel Center underneath but the milk chocolaty goodness that surrounds you yeah Wow your guys's costumes are incredible I mean they're fantastic I mean we got a cow and a farmer likes to plow and Lightning McQueen could Chang how yeah Wow looky here it's objector treaties now open up your bags and have some diabetes I prefer you men do and shiney Lou whoa you think I'm afraid of trick-or-treaters I am the one who tricks I am the one who treats you want to know how I got these scores I went to the grocery store spooky ghost indeed yes yes yes because the afterlife finds a way if I keep eating these sweets I'll be known as the clock bar tonight the baked goods Crusader the obese Guardian there's no candy in the clink we only get toothbrushes that we make in the SHIVs and then we shake on people what shankam got a good wife I guess we're off gods of nerds [Music] most impressive I can feel the bottle caps fizzing within you what happened then well because of the sugar consumption they say the Grinch's small heart suffered three heart attacks that day later I'm not feeling unlimited Sour Patch Kids and a robber on the prowl and the bride who takes a bow and a stockbroker on the Dow that deserves now and later dangit this is stupid well well well where have you been young man dad um I was just you're out with those church friends again of yours weren't you yes how dare you tell the truth to my face I knew those kids would be a good influence on you I'm sorry I thought it wouldn't hang on did you just apologize you better watch yourself bucko I don't like this humble attitude you've got okay dad don't you take that sincere tone with me now tell me what were you kids doing tonight huh were you attending a worship service No are you lying to me yeah good how many prayers did you do I don't know it was all blur and we're people singing worship songs they're called hymns dad I don't care what the kids are calling it these days did you sing praises to a higher power yes I sing praises don't you not raise your voice when you're talking to me yes I say praises mmm-hmm and what were the kids passing around huh Bibles Torrance quran's I don't know one of the other guys might have had one was there a Bible yes and I read from it twice I don't even know you anymore you come home well before curfew I might add and confess to these absolutely wholesome righteous actions what about you huh what was the last time you did something bad don't try to turn this on me you know good and will I lead people into darkness every day every day I'm not perfect at it but not being perfect is also kind of the goal I just want to live my life you want agency now freedom from bondage and oppression you are tearing this family apart so at least you're doing one thing I approve this so tired of being bad all the time I want to see what else is out there you want to know what's out there a life of joy and happiness is that what you want maybe fine then go but don't come crawling back here when you realize you've become a delightful person fine I hate this darn place anyway you watch your mouth we swear in this house goodbye forever currents at least you left on bad terms I'm sorry I got upset come to nightmare on 13 and make your nightmares a reality become free admission if you kill one of the rodents terrorizing floor 7 located next to sandwich and his sandwich world cut awesome looks like we got a mr. nimmer thank you so much for your services because we're getting paid yes that's the notice you're referring to to which you are referring you mean excuse me you ended your sentence in a preposition zona just got zone 2 y'all I'm so glad I skipped into a bunch of jumping for this your job yeah I know right be that as it may mr. nightmare um every time I've approached you about payment you've avoided me but we've filmed the commercial now and before we go any farther further metaphorical distance I was about to correct myself I'm just frustrated tell you what if you can survive the scariest floor of nightmare on who to you then I will pay you in full in full that's amazing no Ryan it's standard business practice I could finally get that lemur vest I've been eyeing where lemur fur no it's a vest for lemurs wait are you not going to pay us if we don't make it through your house isn't that what you agreed to when you sign these [Music] what is that it's a waiver Micah you signed it oh girl I said a lot of things see you took advantage of us as Millennials you know we have a predisposition to now read contracts uh-huh speak for yourself okay reading contracts is my favorite part of the job ooh a restrictive covenant you need a boyfriend don't change the subject okay I pour it over those contracts last night and there was no mention of us needing to complete this house in order to qualify for payment did you read a tendon three which I added this morning oh because your signature indicates no mother to do okay fine man's gonna be so lame Micah there are people on stilts have you ever been to a house that's actually aunt it now that's terrifying one time I went to this abandoned mental hospital and out of West that whispered your and it was right Oh guys I don't know about this I get terror acne and I literally just ran out of concealer you all must experience the circus berserkers without going and then you will get paid did he just say circus cuz that's no bueno that's no bueno no oh if I wasn't poor I'd say no if I weren't poor subjunctive move [Applause] alright guys let's just get through this house so we can go home and finally get some real work done I go home to stop working well we work at home so you're literally sleeping on the job man zona maybe a boyfriend would mellow you out I had a boyfriend once I didn't like it hey how crazy do we think this is going to be cuz that clown is literally just snapchatting and it's terrifying oh this feels like a blinds it man this is nothing boo once I went to this abandoned orphan where they had a message written in blood it said do you think this place is based off of our actual nightmares is there a Roomba that follows you into the bathroom and watches you do your business I got a bad feeling about this but you're not afraid of anything Devin you don't understand I used to work at a circus and it messed me up good what did you do tightrope lion-taming I ate Romney while people guess my credit score [Music] I can't be held responsible for what I do in there okay if I even get a whiff of peanuts or popcorn my adrenaline kicks in and I don't fight or flight i smite I ignite I get an appetite you just come up with those rhymes on the spot that's right you stop by the gift shop on your way out enter if you dare [Music] [Applause] [Music] you like 14 I next month okay welcome to the circus the circus enter if you dare [Music] to can play this game poor chap okay so this is stupid and not scary at all but maybe just stick it through this quickly and as it free as possible we just stick together who's given gee dad great day oh dude okay I will stay with you and then we can just totally defeat a small family shall we go over the contingency clause ah step right up kids ah sorry I have much fun I get better go home the dark bubble fight right now those are all my favorite work I know right Oh supposed to be like a crazy party man they're playing Meghan Trainor music backwards backwards yeah apparently makes the songs actually avowing to women well if you still try to have fun here no oh hell-oh want to pull escape prank isn't this whole place kind of one big scary pregnant let's show these teens that are really scare someone yeah wow you're just a commoner like the rest of us I misspoke - oh right eyes ahead I need three bodies on all sides at all times did you get it rookie mistake kid what grabbing people going for that it's a scare oh you'll have fun at first we all but eventually topsy-turvy [Laughter] [Music] sorry I thought you were someone else [Music] you don't have to act up with me I see the real you [Music] you can run but you can't hide from your feelings are you ready to get the peanuts off his next victim oh so exciting and claustrophobic but mostly excited no no no oh I thought you'd be gone she can't see you if you don't yak I could see you pretty clearly this is mutiny does anybody have a Neutrogena skin clearing blemish stick preferably in the color buff old man with bumpy skin hey this is where we leave you what no I need you guys it's joining a group of tweens thinks you're too annoying it might be guys no don't leave me Emma autumn Tim Tim look at me don't walk away from me okay buddy come on let's go just leave me don't you dare give up on me come up with goals now my grandma that I'm sorry I grimace before massaging her bunions you're gonna tell those bunions yourself come on [Music] what do you want we tried that remember it'll never work the chainsaw will always come first you do that for me [Music] oh look a Hall of Mirrors how spooky Mike I desperately need ice and eggs but that's more to remind myself for my shopping list well let's just make it through this scary hall of mirrors oh no you didn't where are you Wow are you my god there's no one else here oh it's me I'm your friend can you say friend [Music] I've done unspeakable things it's okay clean better night for all of us so you made it through what did you think that was legit the scariest night I can remember he'll really think so I can't even talk about it sorry for what you're fighting what did you do [Music] did you go beserk asan my circus what a turkish Jonathan get the 409 Owen oh hey girl Wow oh my gosh I have an appointment tomorrow that I need to get ready for right now she'll be back still got it still got so uh why don't we pick up where we left off and Boy Scout fundraiser pitches are getting weirder and weirder no it's it's me chainsaw man hey but your arms you had man arms people see what they want to see in the circus berserk yes nope no oh I'm going to jail but don't you want my phone number no no no no we've never met you are a boy a child you you probably don't know anything about contract lingo well if you just an act due diligence I'm sure you'll find there's little liability in this joint venture oh ho I need a boyfriend your payment in full Thank You mr. nightmare well done me and my team are very impressed my team and I you mean you are this tonight [Music] we arrived here we found it like this I've seen a lot of sick stuff in my day this takes the cake uncooked ribeye do you know what these numbers mean it's the mark of the beast my boy 7:20 there's a pattern there's green and then it alternates to pink what is this this zero is bigger than this one Oh what do these never know hello professor Merlin's beard mr. Potter don't sneak up on me like that and don't make me take away your invisibility cloak I wasn't wearing my cloak I'm just short somewhat forgettable what do you want I saw you trying to hide your dark mark no I wasn't I mean no I don't have one obliviate you're not holding a wand and clearly use something to hide I do not I think you're working for the Dark Lord ha that's nonsense I'm Snape the lovable comedian I have no business with the Dark Lord I don't believe you you don't have to believe me ask anyone ah I hear someone now so I'll just go talk to them and then they'll come out so you just stood there well founded Polyjuice version tastes like feet hello mr. Potter it's me Miss Granger your girlfriend no I was joking obliviate you're still not holding a wand professor and you're still wearing the same Rhodes I'm not a professor I'm just a student who knows for a fact that Professor Snape is a wizard of the highest regard hmm well tell Professor Snape that I'm even more convinced that he's working for the dark road ten points from I'll be right back I know you're still talking like yourself by the way who are you who are you moaning Madame - no do you take that is not your concern now drop this act snape snape I'm makin myrtle actually think I hear a very good character witness come on how did sleep do myrtles voice so well hey you think Voldemort is going to convince me you're not evil who's evil definitely not Snape I haven't spoken to him since before I died years ago how many is four four years no eight eight how old are you 15 it's been 15 long years and he looks just as good now as he did back then if you haven't seen each other in years how do you know what he looks like now Harry it's me a trustable student and a boy this time you're me yeah I'm you from the future oh yeah then who do I marry no one at the rate you're going you're one to talk anyway I have important news Snape is working for the Dark Lord he is I mean he isn't you mean he isn't I'm not not you you me you me is it yeah obliviate and off you go I'm just shoo shoo it's a close one well done but to be honest I am also concerned you are a double agent Oh No obliviate what am I one go [Music] [Music] Dustin isn't coming now he said he's gotta do something with Steve Steve he's always with Steve yeah I'm not your personal chauffeur okay looks like Max is in trouble you know my car gets horrible gas so awesome having you in school with us l Oh your nose is bleeding don't worry that's just what happens when she uses a lot of brain power I know that I'm just reminding you think so you're welcome brother's a jerk I know he's getting worse I can't wait till he moves out whoa oh your nose is bleeding again yeah what did you do nothing just math oh I totally get it geometry has been crazy hard this year but I'm sure a smart girl like you can probably wait is this hard for you no easy well then what's the answer it's 20 to 0 that is not a - that's a candy cane he's up Lucas maybe math just isn't her subject here L what do you think of this poem pretty you look pale you need some food waffle no this is a granola bar waffle No please don't don't you say 11w know good and well waffle oh you're making me look like a fool eleven are you stupid she's not stupid yeah just give her a second it's not a twist top I've missed her teeth see she did that without even streaming she's just covering her face again no oh it's wrong with you girl stop being such a jerk Lucas I'm not the one dating a girl with the four year olds brain you nasty hey everything okay what you guys doing here after school we're good mr. Clark just study group what are you working on mr. Clark oh it's a pseudo coup it's a tough I'll do it oh are you okay eleven no you can't handle it good twelve there oh uh so Doku only verses one through nine color that square in yeah that's not a thing I'll stop it there what okay close my girlfriend's latina see she's not stupid she did that with her mind that was pretty epic goodbye mr. Clark seeing the upside down [Music] coming down to Miriam the medium psychic shop to learn your fortune your future and your fate cut looks great let's break for lunch oh wait no let's keep going I can only afford to pay you for another hour what no we've got five more hours to go the script you gave us is very complicated yeah we've only filmed one of the seven seances guys I heard a ghost in the mic and I think it was trying to tell me something that was me I was trying to tell you that your fly was down it still is oh well that's a very conscious style choice I'm sorry but I just don't have the money then we can't help you you do not want to cross me young freelance film people if you can't pay us we're leaving oh wait no I have something for you it better be money or a puppy no two puppies no a really cool pencil I Miriam with all the power in this clutch oh my gosh sue is this powdered sugar I could I don't know curse do I have cancer is that a lump oh no that's my bicep okay nope okay we need a snake a cauldron and two small people with big heads what what are we gonna do about the curse we're not Kurt zonas right thanks to my new boyfriend clickfunnels I set up our website and we have our first online client where the opposite of cursed her first who's the client our favorite restaurant Victory's pancake house please I've had for birthday parties there in the last year okay awesome so oh what a night we'll go talk to big Harry nice job Devin maybe we should spend money advertising so more people will see the website don't we only have $100 for advertising or like for the whole company yes okay you know what it's fine you got to spend money to make money so Devin you take care of that and Ryan you make sure Micha doesn't freak out about the curse I won't let him out of my sight he's gone and I have failed you hot sugar loops okay I am cursed well I bet I gotta stay positive and least the weather's good well and at least have my wallet and its cups no well at least I still have Arby's coupon I saved better read the fine print Oh what oh my glasses how did I step on them okay at least I have my last pair of clean clothes I'm wearing a cotton polyester blend clothes you tried calling got him on speed dial can I help you hi a big hairy Vic Harry's my father I'm little Harry I'm his big hairy here you haven't heard heard what big Harry's dead what please think he was taken out by a rival pancake house his secret recipe is missing my birthday's his dad just died all right spend money to make money 100 point zero zero dammit Goforth young website and bring us fortune it would seem that I have ruined our lives what'd you say nothing I'm just gonna go to my screaming place for a second I'm sure that's fine thank you and no thank you oh I shall name you petunia and then you know what she said what high hop of all places bad I hope things don't get worse for you you order a McGriddle like Oh curse me to know ya we're all cursed big Harry got murdered I too have encountered some misfortune sees ona cursed no just because something bad happened when something good was going to happen doesn't mean it's because of the curse that happened between those things pretty clear sequence of events but it's a good curse like on Sleeping Beauty no no there are no good curses and that movie isn't real agree to disagree no we're cursed just do the math or science or whatever I don't know I failed that in high school aren't you in charge of our accounting no I thought you were mica it doesn't matter okay I spent all our money in all our future money does anyone have a kidney we could sell I'd offer mine but mama already played that card Micah Ryan gallbladder spleen it could be any of those no part of a liver you you can grow the rest of it it's fine it's like a hundred dollars it's not that much money apparently credit cards that you spend money that you don't have this is why I prefer the barter system to be fair how much did you $10,000 on the bright side the website company sent us all this free t-shirts okay Silver Lining I ordered all child smiles seven you ruin everything there are so many I will literally never have to buy clothes again and a cotton polyblend please and thank you forget the shirts Ryan we are on the hook for $10,000 Devon how did this happen this is a Devon's fault it's the curse oh I'm pretty sure this one's on Devon let the man speak zona all right the only way to fix this is to go back and talk to Miriam Devon try to cancel the order now or at least get clickfunnels to send some adult sizes a little big but they'll shrink in the wash - Miriam [Music] got a bone to pick with you bone picking is $30 oh it's you what the curse there's no curse my life is the same your curse was your personality hey please lift the curse especially on Zona and we'll finish your ad for free I'm sorry but my nephew's fourth-grade class already filmed it and it was amazing this is stupid excuse me you think you cursed me well I curse you yeah I curse you too BAM you can't do that I crushed your business I curse you love life I cursed you with good luck you're gonna find $20 there is a dumb name that's what the fourth graders said great news guys our web site is blowing up turns out that spending money on advertising is a good business practice so we're rolling in client no how many people signed up initially 400 400 Devin we only do like two projects a month then we can barely keep up with that so this is a bad it's a very bad thing see I wish that we'd talked sooner because I thought it was a good thing so I doubled down and spend more money on advertising you spent more money that we don't have how much I don't want to $10,000 the credit card has a power over me I can't resist it siren song okay you said initially 400 Cline's do we have now okay maybe we are cursed here try those tears Devin just shut down the website we're not equipped to handle success truer words have never been spoken [Music] sorry I was watching family matters Merkel's got it bad for Laura well the cars thickens my molar just fell out and that's well it it well I have a rash on my back that's shaped like a swastika well at least Devon took down the website it pained me greatly but I did I did I did not we're definitely cursed yeah but a good curse Pina Colada all of your curses have come true I am now single unemployed and twenty dollars richer I would like everyone but the manchild to remove their curse don't ever call me a man we accept I lift my curse I lift my curse oh thank you and goodbye forever [Music] my choppers back no my rash is gone you guys someone wants to buy our website plus all our clients for twenty thousand dollars and 99 cents we made a profit what am i suckers where's petunia look at those shoes 99 big ones [Music] and then spent the time I spent $10,000 so guys is he sad about that Honda fever don't hmm that's troubling [Music] the two yeah [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thanks pops no I killed my father for nothing what did you just say stupid curse [Music]

Channel: JK! Studios

Views: 445,040

Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, Mormon, LDS, Utah, Comedy, Sketch, Series, skorys, Brooklyn and Bailey, Matt Meese, Scott Sterling, JK! Studios, BYU, Provo, Halloween, Scary, Spooky, Costume, Funny

Id: 4RJZARsdpBk

Length: 42min 39sec (2559 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 30 2019