Jimmy Carr Can't Keep up with Disruptive Russell Brand & Noel Fielding | Big Fat Quiz | Dead Parrot

and impression this quiz was about information with germane to the day topical things that is the regular big factors this is the big fat anniversary quiz in that case we need to renegotiate Nolan I live in the present week with spiritual men I can't moment I can't remember yesterday yesterday where's the proof [Laughter] can I immediately just say that I'm going to need I sense some sort of erasing device no cuz that's that's correct no no no this isn't correct blue announcing the reunion the event a million people tuned in to watch concerned 30 Costa Duncan James and the other one if you'd known them all [Applause] Hey I'm so terrible rustle now let's come to my attention that you have not written anything yet we are not writing anything down trying to control us and we don't like it not some stop fighting the system we don't agree with your system of writing things down are you refusing to come together painting how dare you young man is there a your special magic pen that's your special pen that we got you special I do not know like a ventriloquist come sit on my knee so what do you like to do in your time off I like to sit on uncle's lap do and what do you like about is that what it takes for temperature without using this finger you dirty see they control it when we when we disobey yeah this is the start of the revolution you see what happens you start messing about when the younger always want to copy you I just said to work Jonathan the penny went I'm not a rebel like that Lamar but he walks bring the Rebel Alliance that's true yeah you know he's a [ __ ] actor he isn't an Ewok he's just shaved his face you don't know look into the middle distance we're having fun if you wish to encourage the young men on my wife to take part in the quiz I suggest you offer them something in the way of a prize perhaps for example a puppet they could take home and cherish and play with are you suggesting I prostitute myself to to elicit five miles no it doesn't have to be prostitution in the literal sense it could just be that they actually get to hang out with you a little while oh no no I want a blurry off the puppy [Applause] No hey that's the noise he makes as he finishes and finally I asked you what the Spanish lady had done the only one get this ya know Russell Jack did you know you see all you lot I'm over here off someone must know [Music] what is it Oh No be painted Jesus she painted Jesus [Applause] disk a Brussels haircut [Applause] see some people when they see on the left are automatically like a puppy [Applause] what is that woman one about Spain tell us [Applause] no are you doing a picture of answers what did you say puppet man I don't know what he's doing I don't know where I am or who you are and finally doctor who came back in 2005 but in a recent poll who's voted the show's greatest villain greatest ever Doctor Who villain who's voted the greatest ever Doctor Who villain we had look at some lovely dancing from 1969 which dance craze did it inspire Claudia Beyonce's single ladies okay I mean it's too easy Jonathan Warwick do you got it yeah Russell no what do you vote for this one well the second one that's wedding ring is it put a ring on it it's almost like you just sorry are you texting them clue the answers if you're gonna cheat just cheat we're not cheating we're participating in a quiz announce as we said quite loudly in the tape will demonstrate put a ring on it Johnathan Morin yes world of warcraft okay so points to Russell annul points to Jonathan and work on that one browser here you'll find yeah you've done very well we get extra for getting the maximum only if you can pull a butterfly out of your foreskin get a point for that you should get a point for button man I'm gonna wear this when you give me that blow it [Applause] okay charity wristbands became a great way to show your support for a cause you love a yellow wristbands represented Lance Armstrong's LIVESTRONG charity blue symbolizes your support for anti-bullying charities but what did a white wristband mean so charity wristbands we have to have a bit of fun we're playing against these two have cheated because they know so much about movies and basically the whole thing has been about movies those two who've cheated for the entire game by like blatantly texting members of the audience probably then reward with sexual favors and covering glitter literally right this is World of Warcraft ring what raise money for cancer say which one out people have cancer be halted hello you [Applause] you think you be trying to help Russell knows we're the entire evening work it in consortium and they were all very helpful whatever yeah communicate among one another and in it better to see people working together as a real team from the stupid Queen but that even mean nothing anyway [Applause] [Applause] ticking monarchy this is peace okay clearly Lonnie have you been cheating but you've got a lot of the answers wrong I think it's very appropriate that we're looking at a Lance Armstrong wristbands throughout the whole of this Ed Balls Russell after the Revolution I think it's gonna be a tough time for Ed Balls cookies and once all clicky wrists he was a snide [Applause] [Music] like something from a Clockwork Orange is beautiful a lot of shows Danny Mindy good in DVD spill is claret like silvery wine it sounds wonderful but I'm gonna have to have a google translator to posh oh I ask you which phrase coming by the Ministry of information became one the most popular slogans in the last ten years what did you put yellow you think Yolo was coined in Italy obviously not as Yolo it was you only live once which is what yellow stands for so about that information why would the government give out information you only live once to encourage the kind of Anarchy we've seen over here no I'm not sure how or button man how you speak but what what would you prefer this is this there I'll keep calm and carry on which is what he's doing as a matter of fact okay all I asked you for the second most disliked video of all time on YouTube what did you put a jonathan mark I expected it from you but you should know better anything bubblin it was not um Jack glory what did you get Justin Bieber the questioner said Justin Bieber was the most disliked video that's a secular was it what was the first most may I say it was baby yes and we thought the second one was Justin Bieber boyfriend which is a different song Jimmy Jesus you do know how music works really not having a college blunt at the beginning of this right it's just you put Justin Bieber boyfriend I thought that was just [Applause] know what did you put what you answer for you know Liz requested the answer this particular one is Friday Rebecca Black is the correct answer Nold you concur here a quiz similar to the one that's going on now but slightly better is that I mean Oh Russell Chester he's still trying to carry that off a sexy never yield the sex appeal Jim never to knees there's always flies to be cool people are always looking for justice never yield it you get this Russ or not you know we didn't know you actually asleep note you didn't answer oh well as a matter of fact we've got something rather better than that yeah if yes yes big if Russell opens his hand and a fly is released into the studio could we have 10 points can I say I'd be happy with that yeah this is only if it flies away if it flies away yeah we're transfixed we're approaching and now the miracle can occur [Laughter] [Applause] okay anything for that Jimmy who spent six months training that we're moving on come on everyone that was jeff goldblum we spent hey to you on the muscle of you barking name given the nature of your abuse to my teammate i think it could be called eva raven spawn or rods progeny lovely I'm suspicious of this technology Jimmy okay no because a mockery of the etch-a-sketch Nolan I mistrust it can we just not tell you we'll use language you need a quill here's a website and some parchments well we're gonna need some parchment and a quill didn't you why did James Cracknell and Ben Fogle row the Atlantic what you all got captain johnathan it's chafing because of the clothes my excuse you go what's right David I'm not a fringe a thing and you've got because they were in love you should get there just for being romantic Owl and the Pussycat of course never really work out with him earlier that's a very good point well mate who knows what it would produce why are you peering us in this fashion it is to us you're like we're birds we can't believe that you're sitting so painting the chairs we're just trying our hardest we've ever wanted to just be on a quiz and now we're here first you know of Russell in particular yes do you have any other clothes well world wives you elected to attack my paddle I have these opponents as I look gland and fine and pleasant whereas you look like you've robbed CNA in an alley correct answer is Bob Scanlan that's a character if we were to white say like a new series involving an Indy detective called Bob skeleton it could be played by now all really welcome it hi Bob skeleton Congrats your well done detectives we could play a sort of gothic starts get up the streets would you invest listen you just give us 48 hours and we'll get the job done if we weren't so bloody miserable coffins in the beginning of the amazing slide out then we're up low we don't run out gosh don't run we'd walk slowly so I would genuinely watched her okay what would the son talking about when they said having dumped an alcoholic shunned a rent boy botherer and rejected a liar they settle for a man who looks ready to retire what you'll have we had the Liberal Democrat leadership challenge yeah it was the Lib Dem leadership what did you put well we put the process of selection for this quiz I'm afraid I can't give you a point for that oh we've been victimized here you're very funny though we all laughter we liked it in a way that's okay okay here's the question Beckham's boys were not the only Brits to leave the party early prominent referee Graham Pole was sent home in disgrace why I know I don't know it is about football I don't know I know it you don't know it look at these two do you like football Russell's you support a football team oh it's right actually quite good at football what football teams you support I support West Ham United David this is a nappy occasion beyond the divisions of football teams and look at the unifying force within us all can I just say we've finished our answers quite a long time we're kind of ready to move on with the next round you can say that but it won't make you very likable do for the loving these guys coming from behind they're gonna come back and win you're safe there no I'll just press on shan't be no yeah coming in now what does this do we'll get a prize the one who was wooing the hot van driver answers please we put George Wan couldn't remember a second name I'll give you a point for that yeah oh so we were gonna write Hampstead to get an extra point and I only managed to get hand written down George where have Nikki said when he fish wham ham Thank You Man you're just picking fights for the safety now on you yeah you tried to start a fight with Boy George he doesn't have to talk about that okay did you really want to hurt him [Applause] let's give the point for that is very good but you I think Russell you need to fill it in the background to this okay I'm not just being mean for no reason David he's not a mean-spirited man all of us remember that time when he done some swimming well he scarcely mentions every crack in five minutes okay remember thier pack is a Savings Scheme it was a type of butter as a man on it what could play a trumpet we are lost detectives is there a real man or butter man he was a bit of both no and that's what made him so beautiful her bikini thousand-pound what does it actually say though you are a very cynical man Jimmy into both me and him we're trying our hardest though agreed forclaz knows perhaps you shouldn't be in this position of power if you can't actually reach Jimmy what did you actually write - peace comes come on Jimmy let your conscience decide you've got the same name as that bloke in Pinocchio's brain and you're a right bastard did I get point consulting by calling him a cricket I'm a bit concerned I tell you why because look what you've put us okay you've put the only sexually attractive young lady well the only young lady will stop is he happens to be very attractive as well on soon near two of the best-known cocksman in the business not already there spinning around their tail I'm gonna insist as a kind of uncle figure in Lily's life as she moves over there because obviously that's a sexless zone of them and then Lily might go home with her dress still on how dare you we're not rapist why are you wearing a cape if you're not a rapist okay rape is just a serial murderer and then what you're taking the higher moral ground of no I'm dressed as a serial murderer a lot of rapists there is no direct corollary between capes and rape it's just that rhyme leave him alone what is horror of Horrors he ain't even done a rape you for ruining have you done the right well if I have I'll be leaving the scene of the crime [Music] [Applause] okay Nolan Russell do you have a team name you're gonna stick with the goth detectives yeah should we stay with goth detectives from when we won last year where's that trophy purple and green you look like a ball boy do you mean in the tennis sense or in this boy who's really intervals that ball bag it was about only the sense of boredom and lost futility within life a vague fatigue of being very good as well caption it the nippers they were good seven years old we didn't make them do a play about on we told you about something to do with the news oh this year let's do about that only it gives them kids something to focus we don't kid you that watch the news I mention how bored they were re-enacting your stupid little story which probably helped them to capture only ironically yeah there's the incorrect answer no points there before Russell what you put we've quite simply put Peter Andre we didn't muck about we wrote the art so we knew is the correct answer [Applause] top of that I have a shoe which we will lose for editing purposes keep my shoe because then we've got to show them the shoe it's gonna be [Applause] well then I get Rob and David to clean up the mess which question is the first time we've just simply answered it is find time to label everything on our table lead broken paper and cut there also know has fashioned banana battlements banana Battlement so if I try to attack you now you better get the arrows through these gaps here but I remember the Queen being vaguely cross about something buffle that might been when I met her and I did inappropriately touch her what have you made of you did you know who you were they connected genitally well she seemed like a sofa she seemed a nice lady kind of that Oh regal she world is all regal they're surprisingly puff she got herself a bogey Nikki love this is actually say to her when you met her when she comes they present you to her the worldwide show after then going to go this is not so bad he's the cheeky Dickensian median what did you say to her back what do you say okay so you know that fella broke into your house you want to get your dorm ended lovers I'll be right in this you look hopeful she usually went fingers crossed you'll see us what answer if you give admitted to smoking dope while they were students I knew that would come in handy eventually we just put they all love me to smoke dope while students we put it on our pads it came out on the computer and there's been a terrible itch Ryden has changed their because it seems to say none of them are actual secretaries yeah three Foreign Secretary hun secretary asked them to do some typing I can't do it [Music] point for that house of merely a proper joke they have got it correct well actually no because we decided it was senseless to even participate so we put Hitler Diaries then we drew a picture of Hitler condemning him so no one thought that we were endorsing Hitler Hitler [Applause] you ruin Christmas but American teams ruin the picture Wembley okay Norman Russell they [ __ ] up Wimbley fifty point [Applause] 50-point got a finished save that when you ruin everyone's night [Laughter] [Music] that is the correct answer but you only get one point [Music] you

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Published: Thu Oct 03 2019