Jerma Streams with Chat - Gas Station Simulator

foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] uh what do you think about the new track this is not replacing the starting scene screen by the way i just kind of really wanted you to listen to it i think it's great i think it's really good uh florida made some new things as you can probably see we have new sub badges we have a bunch of new music this is going to be on i got a lot we'll go through them well no maybe not maybe you should be surprised time for a new season i'm one hour late because of daylight savings now what i meant to say was uh yes i value what you just said uh but i live we live in a world where we move our clocks around i'm kidding i'm okay it's a joke i'm kidding all right let's turn this down yeah that's one of the new tracks there are four new tracks let's put the old one on here's the old one and i i lord out just honestly like somebody got a higher blow down to make like a whole game soundtrack when i listen to these songs that he makes it's just like this i'm thinking like indie games that would just he'd probably win [ __ ] music of the year if he actually got onto a game or something like he would win soundtrack of the year if he was able to just kind of go wild and do whatever he wanted uh speaking of laurdale there's a lot of new people here that do not know who blordau is let's go ahead and make a very very quick shout out to blowerdown uh laurdale is the person responsible for the j the way that it looks it's whole design all the channel branding that you see is from blordell all the music that you've heard at least on regular streams like this sometimes um it's not blurred out but for the most part the little tracks you hear are blurred out i want to make sure that we send some support his way let me get you some links here this is his band camp make sure we get that in the exclamation point if we can for exclamation point floor down and he also has one of those uh coffee kofi whatever it is he's absolutely incredibly talented deserves to be supported for sure it's it's coffee right well i don't know kofi what am i supposed to say i don't know there's a soundcloud too yeah that what you're gonna hear today another like three or four tracks and there's more badges going up and me and lord i were talking and we think we might be doing potentially seasonal brb screens seasonal intro screens that have different music and different animations and not just this one why not right it should be fun seasonal brb yeah except for holidays maybe i don't know just that would be fun this is a new season it's crazy that it took me this long all right it took me so long to do any of this stuff we're like 11 years into me being on youtube and twitch and stuff like it's what the hell why is it taking me this long lazy yeah yeah maybe a little if it isn't broke don't fix it i say that wrong if it ain't if it's not broke if it isn't broken what did i say if it ain't broke don't fix it what well how do you say that okay no i got it right yeah i said it right i got it i got it all right let's uh we're gonna play gas station simulator today hope everyone had a good week we will be live today and probably wednesday so we'll do that got some stuff to do gas station simulator i'm looking forward to it how are you i'm doing okay i'm doing all right you know i'm doing hard i'm doing good i'm doing all right if it fixed broke it he's so high already i'm not i'm not i'm not gonna okay it's time for boring games boring games are back pog what do you thought what this is a boring game i thought everybody wants me to play this everybody's been so many people have wanted me to play this game that's not a boring game how's the boring game you're stalling i'm no i'm not stalling we just heard new streaming musical content we heard new streaming musical content that's not stalling all right let's go gas station simulator again support lord owl a lot of the character and and a lot of the a lot of the vibe of this stream is because of lourdes right and he's gonna be making more [ __ ] so go support him all right make sure my camera's not on it's not all right gas station simulator let's go can you hear it because i can't oh there it is [Music] a little loud for me not for you i'm not stalling i'm not what i mean stop how am i stalling stop okay how do we play oh badge check anybody have the new ones there's like six or seven new ones there's more but i want some of the newer ones that are a little less um there's some that are a little less elaborate that i want to be in that two three four five six month period right but i don't think i can move them around i think i actually have to like delete them and re-upload them so i have to do that i'll do that another time but there should be some new ones there all right gas station simulator it may take a while for what to load the game there's a gta screen gas station simulator have you updated windows i have not updated windows in like probably like a year i'm just kidding am i driving [Music] no it's a cutscene loud cutscene be careful be aware loud cutscene [Music] is there no mirror oh wait no there is gonna say where is it [Music] for sale [Music] am i going to get the car stuck oh congratulations you're now the owner of dust bowl gas station okay 12 hours later i gotta turn on like v-sync i think okay hold on hold on i got v-sync has to turn on where is it i'm seeing a lot of screen tearing is it where is it is here display lock fps vsync on yeah we can lock after uh yeah okay we still getting screen tearing that's much better okay better better better better better 60fps yeah whatever change the fov uh i don't think you can i think it's fine the way it is this is gonna come way down point three maybe can somebody and someone explain this to me i i know there's a really simple explanation and people are going to be like dude this is why and you never knew that you're an idiot that's fine why does it seem like every single game i've ever played like to get the mouse to actually work it's got to be way down here like shouldn't this bar be way smaller i feel like i wouldn't there's no everybody always puts it like down here with like one centimeter on the bar why why does that keep happening is it because of just different mouse dpis like dpi is just so high because look ready so that's at 0.3 and i that like feels pretty good maybe 0.4 that's all the way down to the left of the bar dude you're an idiot that's fine let's do 0.5 all right i got to get out there gas station i use high sensitivity i usually like to keep it high it kind of makes my head hurt a little bit all right what we got figure out how to enter the gas station hint while holding something throw it right mouse bumper into the trash to get a score what throw it into the trash can is there is there was there a trash can did you tweet i didn't look at me i'm not even [ __ ] streaming i didn't tweet you're right let me take care of that stalling gas station simulator just to the point we're not going to add any flare or anything there we go there it is okay okay there a colonoscopy tomorrow it's what have retry what that didn't go through why how did my the tweet didn't go through what why not and why does this happen do you hear this did you hear that somebody had to have heard that why does my volume just go to a hundred randomly when i type does that happen to you guys what the [ __ ] does that do that for i didn't no i'm not hacked that happens all the time just will go to a thousand percent volume okay gas station simulator tweet your tweet was sent okay i don't understand why dude you gotta [ __ ] freeze your credit score oh [ __ ] yeah i guys my tweet didn't go through i gotta freeze my credit scores i'll be back i'll see you like next week or something row into the trash there's a percentage for throwing okay well i can throw things where's the trash he's serious holy [ __ ] oh right here there it is yeah i got the high score this is some olympian [ __ ] right here all right well it's kind of hard to do figure out how to enter the gas station okay give me a break what the [ __ ] okay okay let's go do i get money for doing this or just points or something last score longest score distance why is that a thing do i have to empty the dumpster how am i supposed to do this this is not a gas station this is a disaster it's gonna take like 500 000 to repair all this and redo everything is that even my house here what is that nice sprint what's this like alien spaceship over here what is that oh this is a sign oh boy oh boy that was bad i thought that was like a weird like tripod alien monster thing okay we got more trash ass completed okay follow the high voltage cable and find a way to turn on the electricity i mean should i do something about this this is a this is bad can i repair this or redo this all the high voltage cable okay caution i voltage cable where is there a high voltage cable in here has it been back there read that clock uh there's no there's no minute hand guys i can't read it i was about to say holy [ __ ] why can't i do this all right where's the high voltage cable i fuel oh [ __ ] okay hold on what's out here i thought it was inside the house that's why i didn't look at the i thought it was inside the house alright what we got hour back on bro you've been streaming for four hours i have not are you legitimately high today no pick up the phone at the booth in the front of the station no i don't like coincide every time i turn on a stream with me being like high on marijuana cigarettes okay all right who is it congratulations on your purchase and investment little nephew it has been a while since you've heard my voice now hasn't it i guess yeah yes i'm a busy person but luck would have it that the land you've purchased once belonged to my father since you are not only a potential business partner but family no less i'll do my best to help you hey thank you i will send you emails on a regular basis providing you with information on how to handle each part of the business do make sure to pay attention well i always feel so bad about this kind of stuff okay it was pleasant speaking to you again let's be let's be uh maybe potentially relatable andy here um so how many times you guys opened up your email that you haven't like opened in like months and like an aunt or an uncle has like sent you three emails and it's just like oh [ __ ] i don't communicate this way at all i don't want to i'm not trying to like avoid anybody or anything i just don't communicate like through email i always feel so terrible i don't like communicate at all i'm serious i read the email on the computer okay how do we turn the gas station on all right gas station mail howdy for greetings and salutations the dialect never really was my forte regardless i've just heard you've made a solid investment though i pity the fact that you had to sell your car for it you could have always asked me for a loan i'll pitch in with a few tips and tricks my emails will come periodically yeah yeah yeah you need to get this station up and running who knows how badly it got damaged all those years ago don't forget to keep generating profit refurbisher fuel to spencer first oh and don't worry about the money for this part we're family after all and family keeps an eye on each other's backs and uh why am i doing like a sports center routine and family keeps an eye on those backs i'm here to let a helping hand and make a man like me puts money with my mouth is as they say i feel like i'm reading about like a last nfl game like baseball game or something markiplier already played this game yeah okay and he's like the god of the internet that's what do you want me to say that's literally like god of online entertainment who doesn't like like markiplier right you know i i watched a jacksepticeye video the other day and i was like this is like this is a good dude like i like like this guy different person well i'm just saying like another youtuber you were suited well okay look if i had a choice right of like who i wanted like if i had like kids right and they grew up a little bit and i had like friends or whatever well i do have friends but you know forget what i'm saying i would want them to watch youtubers like that that's i'm not whatever okay question mark i didn't bring him up you did why is everybody acting like i just brought up these the youtubers out of nowhere you know i guys let me tell you something i watched uh markiplier yesterday and boy was he he was great no i was reacting hold on i mean i i i like those guys i think they're they've got good channels what what i can't talk i'm not allowed to talk about somebody in like a positive way i'm have any gas oh [ __ ] how am i supposed to okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait find a way to refuel rudy search around for an old jerry can okay i need to find an old can this dude runs a gas station and is out of gas okay while holding the jerry can click left mouse button on the distributor to replenish it if it's full click left mouse button on the excavator's fuel cap refuel it this is empty you have new mail and that's gonna go to there's going to be an x next to new mail up to like 12 000. okay place and we did i get it oh [ __ ] i got it all right all right now i gotta refuel rudy why does this game exist i think it's kind of cool this is full up all right so now return to removing the sand piles all right sand piles remove sand piles press f to interact oh [ __ ] don't do that why is it saying f to interact okay hold to break turbo okay please i have to remove the sand how do i do that i didn't do it when the exhaust turns red hold right mustang to cool the engine overheating locks turbo how do i do the turbo no idea don't flip it over space bar break what about t okay left mouse button is pick up and drop sand okay so it's left mouse button okay so get right here i got it where am i sort of put this open the gas station for customers this thing this thing's pretty much on fire inside what i wouldn't want to open this is a hazard i dump it how do i dump this oh [ __ ] whatever am i in trouble okay what the lights on all right gas stations turn it on flip the switch let's go you can open and close the gas station at any time use the down time to organize the gas station or do other activities that you can find right next to the lever there is a button that restarts traffic what we're open for business my entrepreneurship begins today oh [ __ ] a customer please stop okay refill your fuel supplies using the pc what oh [ __ ] there's a customer where's my pc it's a mess in here delivery i need fuel how much was it it's two cents your order is less than 100 units all right i need 100 units order i need gas first hello welcome uh is it gas in here okay are you trying to scam me i don't have any gas jesus this is the luigi driving by in mario kart face holy [ __ ] man i'm sorry oh here's the delivery don't come in wait i want you to come in this is the this is what this is the delivery truck why is this a hearse this is what it looks like it looks like the oscar buyer hot dog car this is what that car looks like that's crazy all right yeah back it up it's the wienermobile you're literally insane i hope you know that yeah i mean i'm i guess you're right all right hook it up need help [ __ ] nice all right you can't hit anybody just in case you were wondering because i wasn't all right is it in am i putting it back in his car oh [ __ ] i think i put it back in his car how do i get it do i have it is there a gas in there wait there's a customer do i have fuel i don't have any [ __ ] fuel what hey you know i'm not going to pay for it if you take it get back here get back i'm going to put my mouth on it oh what happened to my gas officer arrest that man i have gas it said no fuel you have a hundred i just walked three times the gas the person at the pump right now i was like i just watched this guy walk around his house three times this guy's a [ __ ] crack oh okay okay okay so what that's how much gas they want all right stop stop stop stop you're welcome open tools i have a backpack okay all right goodbye who's who's coming up next how much gas do i have only 85 i need more gas sweep the cars with the broom is there a problem where play the arcade game yeah but this wait i gotta close the gas station no all right i'm going test your skills in the arcade you unlock it later okay well i don't have it then i don't have it right now where what is this what the [ __ ] race car uh um get through all the checkpoints in the outlined order finish the race before 115 to get 20 bucks um [Music] oh [ __ ] all right i got it well i mean how was that close know where the road went i can still do it [Music] okay why did that happen first f to quit the car well i'm gonna i don't think it was a minute 15. i don't think i'm gonna get a minute 15. this is for 20 dollars this is just a big mini golf club oh my god [Music] so i thought this would save the customer at the fuel dispenser what happened what did he do the car can only be refueled after the customer has left the car okay hello grab the injector when client is waiting fuel cap will be outlined fuel the car by interacting with the cap boost the speed hit the mark to get paid a tip thank you where's the broom okay i have 72 liters which that should last me a little while 320 bucks what else can i do buy a trash bag and equip it oh here we go trash bag free you can buy tools okay fresh with a trash bag you can pick up small garbage and replace garbage bags in trash cans bigger garbage like junk or filled trash bags must be put in containers outside you need to order garbage collection using a pc if you left trash cans for a long time they'll start to stink and discourage customers why would i have opened this place yet okay so collect small trash okay then what do i just dump it okay empty the trash cans inside the station with your trash bags okay dispose of filled trash bags in old furniture all right i like this this is hitting all the notes for me right here all right there's a bunch of trash hold on yeah i i know it's making bags i'm gonna run around and pick them all up later what do you have for a coaster uh pac-man coasters just pac-man no nothing's crazy can't throw away the grandfather clock that'd be weird all right let me see uh dispose of filled trash bags you got it oh [ __ ] all right i gotta get good at this it's not 20 what is it from this door what is it from here to here if i hold my cursor like right there nope it's probably like 40 a little bit higher like right here yep okay i think i got it down god damn it there's so much junk everywhere as a customer oh it's cop all right you got it i heck close the gas station no i i have to clean up anarchy anarchy anarchy anarchy no no anarchy okay i'm trying to run my business here everybody in chat anarchy and anaki anaki anaki ah that's funny any more trash um i how much can fit in one dumpster i guess we'll find out this is still going in right yeah there's so much trash although i'm probably gonna be able to clean this up though i'm looking forward to this it's gonna be awesome god damn it what's with the calming music yeah it is kind of just calming isn't it should i call for the service to come pick this up or should i did i pay for one dumpster when i need four dumpsters worth of space but just pile everything on top up to here with one dumpster and pay one dumpster price customer oh hello sir madam how are you hold on let me just say hold on [Laughter] got a little stain on your window there welcome i got the best gas prices in the entire valley you just stay right there perfect every time remember tell your friends i really appreciate a potential at least four star on yelp if you could we have zero reviews even on google which is unheard of yep thank you have a wonderful evening tell your friends thank you okay yeah and none none of that [ __ ] where on google you give me a five but on your yelp account you give me like a three eight none of that [ __ ] google's always higher you gotta be careful you want something you have to take the average if you look up like a restaurant i go what's this place this place looks kind of good maybe i'll eat i'll try here maybe no this but how's this one it's got like a 48 on google and on yelp that same place has like a three five it's like what is what's going on here who recommends gas stations what what's wrong with recommending a gas station what if it's like the people that are friendly and oh hello i'm so glad you made it to my station what a car 2016 ah love it love it love the paint job too is it that's like a ocean teal absolutely fantastic these are off-road tires too very very cool you come out here often yeah yeah nice just on vacation with the family that's really cool awesome awesome awesome so just uh yup and yeah i got snacks dude if you need anything you didn't need very much uh yeah i gave you a pretty decent review of your car i thought it was a nice car i would get i would probably give your car i would say probably like a 4.5 that's what i'd give your car uh so if whatever you want to give me um i would i gave you a four or five on your well i'd like your teal thanks come again just don't talk to the customers why not why you was such a serial killer i'm i have to get this taken that's too much here you're a real charlatan no i have i have fair gas at fair prices okay i'm gonna buy broom this place is cleaning up a little bit okay so what does it hot sweep the floor oh this cleaning in the top of corner you can see the floor's dirty status swipe the footprints paint stains and other other dirt from the floor if you do not take care of the cleanliness customers will stop shopping what do you mean shopping this thing sucks this doesn't do anything oh my god it's gonna take forever all right is there any hold on you actually have to sweep with it you have to push it here we go i need more yeah yeah i'll i'll get back on that in just a second fill that order for the customer back there yeah we want to take care of our we want to take care of our people there hey how are you good to see you okay got to fill you up here sorry we got like got some customers pretty busy what do you need just regular unleaded you've got it how much do i owe you 29.75 have a great day have a wonderful day have a good day everyone have a good day have an awesome day [Music] you're a psycho whatever it took you this long to figure that out okay why won't this clean [ __ ] don't i have two of these where's the other one oh monka w we should have seen it earlier oh god whatever can you please do the so you married into it routine again no oh [ __ ] you know what actually that makes sense today that makes sense today you live in that house not back well yes we have we have we we've lived in temple texas for many years right can i broom this is powerful holy [ __ ] what how are you going to leave wait hold on hold on i'll get it back holy [ __ ] well i just had to rotate your tires okay how much gas do you need thank you and we'll see you soon uh all right see you later have fun thanks for coming holy [ __ ] hold on wait oh my god the broom is very powerful 3.5 on yelp yeah it's not going to soft block me right hold on it might actually soft lock the game dude oh oh okay it's going to take a little it's going to take a little bit of time but i have an experiment i would like to try um i want to pile just cars up on the road here in front i have like a stack of like 30 of them i wonder if it's if we're not going to get any more spawns not yet though not yet we'll go back [Music] [ __ ] why does the stream look awful it does what do you mean i'm very curious what you mean by that looks oh no no oh [ __ ] here comes the yelp review i can't believe a gas station ran out of gas how does that make any sense it's the only gas station within 30 miles [ __ ] i need to order more gas i need uh ash how much the order has been reduced to match the available capacity how much money do i have alright i need it i have like no money left all right i could what i was doing it's very important i know how to use the broom leave me alone it was the car i believe it despawned yeah the car despawned but i don't have any gas so i have to turn people away there's no gas in this gas station sorry no gas wait just do this turn off this is the guy with the owner of the gas station is sitting out with a broom in front of the entrance swinging it around like an orc sword what is he doing we're not going to that gas station you know what by the way i i would open up yelp and i would just say that this like this is like kind of a dangerous place i would give it a one and then the reply from the business owner i'm very sorry that you feel that that happened that way please if there's anything i could do about it send an email to this email that i don't check that's probably a dead email that i haven't opened in years we value your feedback thank you for shopping at the german gas station i was about to throw this guy hi david i would really like to get this situated right away please hit me up at my email all right connected i felt like my life was in danger four out of five all right let's turn it thanks a lot i have a bunch of email i don't read guys do you understand i don't like read emails i don't answer phone calls i i'm never i don't okay when i'm not streaming on this website right now i don't exist i completely disconnect i do i look we have gas incredible i disappear how much gas you giving me come on hurry up oh i stopped it okay you check your pager right no what about your mom of course i talked to my mom i disconnect from like the internet i gotta i try to stay i try to keep my brain away from the internet funny because i live on the internet you know what i mean i'll tell you you want some real no more joking around let's like be honest about something give yourself some time seriously you guys have a little time at least a day or two to just not just disconnect from it it's actually it's very very much healthy for you check this [ __ ] out i'm gonna hit the [ __ ] tip of that goddamn thing right there shut up you're a serial killer why is it still telling me that there's a delivery how much gas would you like just as i wanted you're welcome you have to do the saw voice and say gosh i don't i don't have to do that please do the coin toss scene please do the i'm not gonna no i've done it so many times you could just go back and watch like the five times i've done in the last year okay what about okay mail fine sweeping yeah fueling ordering i know how to do this okay 60 seconds for traffic to untangle itself in some okay so this is just emails just so email tutorials i already know all this but i can i can sell alcohol there's a paint roller all right i need money i need to wait wait let me clean up how do i get the trash to be taken there's still this dumpster back here full how do i get somebody how does somebody take it how does somebody dumpster yeah i know i said dumpster whatever dumpster dumpster dumpster museum museum um how do i get somebody to take the trash hi yes okay thank you you'll remember that right and i think you're gonna get a full star you'll go from a three to a four and even if they don't review they will remember this weird like guy that did the weird voice and they'll come back because they'll remember it it's going to be in their brain okay how do i get somebody to take this you know i'm saying like how does it it said oh we have somebody pick up the trash did i not unlock it yet i don't see it on the pc anywhere locked locked gas station level one more info i have to finish the sweep tutorial okay i get it okay am i tracking this in here you take your shoes off at the door you know what i mean i think i have to move this [Music] wait no no [Laughter] no you don't have to take your shoes off at the door to come into the gas station to buy a coke [Music] can you imagine no shoes in the gap yeah oh excuse me because i just had these floors cleaned you got to leave your shoes at the door there we go okay garbage collection how much is it that caught dennis dennis will appear on station occasionally and paint graffiti on the walls stop him by throwing items at him to scare him off new events will appear during the course of the game you can turn them off in the options they don't happen again what i'm about to throw like a table at this kid that hey little bastard okay i don't have any more stuff to throw at him throw a bag of trash at him where'd he go officer officer there's a kid that's a disturbance oh yeah we actually have reports of uh a grown man throwing furniture at a child trying to hit the child in the head with a with a piece of furniture well you see he was putting graffiti on my on my walls and i had to scare him off oh you want something yeah you look you want some gas while you're here you're amazing thanks and don't forget the motto with two shakes shake shake we have another custom shake shake shake shake what is that shake shake shake shake mischief makers for nintendo 64. shake shake yeah that's mischief makers the n64 that's the one the game was good too if i remember did they take the trash hold on wait it's coming back help me marina did i get it right did i get that right i think i did i i pulled it out somehow did i get it it's like with opening cutscene what are you talking about i'm talking about i'm talking about mischief makers for the nintendo 64. what are you talking about minus two that wasn't a good impression yes it was how is that not a good impression much more important hold on [Music] no where is it i know it's here mystery maker is intro mischief maker is i'm just gonna type in mr maker's help me [Music] oh [ __ ] yeah i got it i did it i got it perfectly by the way all the people in the chat that said what am i talking about excuse me listen to that [Music] here comes not that one [Music] here this song is good too i'm going to take a bow right now thanks a lot thanks for coming thanks for coming it's not homer not everybody is home or simpson no it's not every single person is homer simpson all right keep the trash gone buy a roller and paint the scribbled walls okay hold on i got i still have trash he's throwing i'm not throwing a tantrum what are you talking about i'm just messing around you guys we just have a lot of fun here that's it that's it ah you're 50. no i mean i'm almost 40 which is not terrifying weird when i was younger when i was like my teens somebody that was 40 was okay it was like the dentist you know what i mean does that make sense it was like like uh my you might the dentist was 40 right my teachers were 40. and they were old it was like oh you're much older you're like an older person you're the dentist you're the teacher i will look at people like oh this person's like in the news or whatever and they're like 33. and i look at them i go holy [ __ ] i'm like three or four years older than this person what it's weird job there you're 40 and still in e clown i'm not 40 yet not 40 yet midlife crisis no midlife crisis is when i'm like 50. i'm not there yet i'm not having a midlife crisis i definitely okay here's one thing i will say i definitely feel like i've grown up a lot like in my brain i'm pretty i'm certain of it i have to paint the walls oh i just have it once equipped press shift to select a color i can paint whatever i want sure seems like it really i'm turning 18 and i don't think 40 is that old no it's not but still it's interesting to think about all right uh don't splash paint okay so what should i what should i paint it um oh i really gotta i i hope that guy comes back what happened what happened i don't i don't understand what i'm supposed to be doing stay in the green oh it's like stardew valley fishing i get it okay i hope that guy comes back with that uh teal car what the [ __ ] hey take a look at my like the color yeah i love that color too what did i get what did i rate your your car your color it's like four something i think i i mean i got the same color whoa whoa great vines think it alike really strangely does this cost money it doesn't look like it does paint their car no that's awful i'm not gonna paint somebody else's car um what what happened why is it white i'm not sure that thing really matters does it just paint it anyways what's your thoughts on couscous it's really good it's really good i think it's really good so nice they named it twice i don't like new york new york city city so nice they named it twice did the whole thing just be green uh that's a boomer joke i mean that's not rod i wasn't really trying to make a joke or anything oh fresh paint job right in the front how are you we're gonna do it for you how about yeah fill it up i got plenty i got plenty of fuel how come nobody needs more than a quarter tank of gas give you a shortcut oh god see you later why can you do that oh find the right tool to break into the car trunk what is it like a lock pick oh equip the lock pick and then use it to open the trunk press a d to rotate the pin hold spacebar to try and open the trunk you can't run to break the pin you'll have two attempts if you fail or leave you'll not be able to try again okay rotate the pin don't break the pin got it right i got it what there it is dust bowl painting thirteen dollars nice what should i do with this i'll sell you this painting for 13 bucks where'd it go where'd it go okay oh cool all right uh wait you come here awesome bye i'm gonna read my message to otto otto said thank you he really appreciates it oh [ __ ] soft drinks snacks definitely i want a big soft drink stand [Music] okay shelves okay big soft drinks i can't put this outside i'm going to rotate this though where should this go right here oh that's that looks off-center [ __ ] it's better okay uh place i need products [Music] okay and uh snack small snack tray [Music] shouldn't be blocking the door i think it's fine nice all right i got the drinks it's not blocking the door look you can it is blocking the door can i move this who wants this clock i don't want it just so where do i put it then okay wait i can do this though right up against this pillar i should do it yeah that's mine all right oh oh yeah okay buy additional parking space parking space parking lot the only serviceable parking lot for the time being it's free your uncle paid for it in full you will need to clean it from sand however okay i have to clean this area of sand it's a great looking gas station i want that person no i'm going to relax i'm not going to no just don't don't let them get to you ignore them ignore them i need to how do i dump the sand you did that joke before i do that joke like once a week as i said that happens all the time i want to dump this how pick up drop sand hold left mouse button i can't put it down dump it on the road you have any thoughts on the cs go major um no not really i don't really watch counter-strike what the [ __ ] happened oh [ __ ] [Music] i don't know i don't i don't i can't i don't know what's going on up there [Music] um this goes for miles this goes for miles man i don't there must have been something go it's a construction like five to ten miles up it just goes all the way back man don't just stay there don't don't get out of the car there's no reason to i i don't i don't know it's crazy it goes so far [Music] [Music] oh my god [Music] yeah i found the problem there was a little bit of a jam okay i need to dump the sand i can't dump the sand [Music] it won't do it right no right right mouse button is cool off the engine left mouse button the mouse button it won't do anything oh [ __ ] i'm out of gas oh [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah why did i just make that noise okay oh no i need that all right i have a question if the car is upside down how do you drive it we're gonna find that out oh my god how what what are the odds of that happening see this is why i don't want to be a dick about this um excuse me ma'am but i'm gonna be this is why when you pull up make sure you know what side your gas tank is on so i don't have to do this [ __ ] thank you though yep okay how much do you want no i wanted to be flipped over oh [ __ ] oh god okay well how much did you need what a tank you got it thanks come again good luck he's trying to turn oh it's another customer just keep it no there's another traffic jam again now what what's the problem now this guy's just not driving this this guy just crashed into the wall oh is this the same person well you will not be coming back you're lucky no stop trying to come back here just leave get out of here no you have too much like determination to get back get out of here i'm launching you all the way over there i can't okay stop okay he's not moving now stand on top of the car and sweep it a great idea okay hey welcome how are you good to see you let me just go ahead and uh fill you up real quick but before i do that i just have to give you a little bit of a few safety precautions with your vehicle make sure that everything checks out you know check the um windshield wiper blade uh movements make sure they're not squeaking or anything oh no no hmm i'm why do you have hostages i don't have you ever finished the thought in your life that's a good question from my math teacher it's a great question that's a great question for anyone that's ever communicated with me i mean what because i would try to explain the math problem and i'd get halfway through and it would just i'd be like i'm not doing it anymore i can't finish this i can't finish this thought i can't do it i think did i actually soft lock myself i might have picked the trunk of their car can you do that no you can't actually do that [Music] oh my god oh that went very far this is such a mess over here all right i have to okay honest to god you just go wait what the how did that happen everyone just get out of the way holy [ __ ] all right we got him i'm gonna break the game and we're gonna have to stop all right i'm not gonna do that anymore i have to go get a can i have to fill up this thing and i have to figure out how to dump this [ __ ] here i can't dump it it's bugged this [ __ ] is bugged no [ __ ] come here press t no it i have to fill this thing up with gas there's a dumping zone is that why i can't do it all right come here i have to dump it in the sandpit oh [ __ ] okay fill it up what where's that can oh literally in my inventory i ca i don't have time to deal with no i'm sorry go find another gas station i hit you like 15 miles that way you'll find one i need to buy more gas okay okay actually no more messing around or anything because i'm gonna run out of i'm gonna i'm gonna run out of money all right i need to dump this [ __ ] where can i dump it right here but this is where the parking spot is where's the dumping zone near the road entrance break the game waiting room sand disposal oh my god okay here you go why can't i just put it over to the right this is a giant sign oh you think i'm paying attention to this sign over there all right fill it up now i can buy a parking spot game journalist moment put it in stop only any mode only i'm not going to be talked to like this i'm not going to talk to you like this if you would like to address me then you can say excuse me comma streamer comma and then ask a question if you'd like to address me that's how i will be addressed [Music] diva i don't want to be a diva you know what i mean like i really hope it never happens i don't think it's ever i hope it doesn't i really don't oh i hope not this one's free [Music] i'll i just spray painted white spray paint on the sand that didn't make a parking spot what okay answer the call from uncle okay i have somebody said spray paint and i liked it i thought it was funny hello i see the business is doing well i'm calling to congratulate you on successfully getting it off the ground but you can't run a business on fuel alone i've had a few of my people deliver some extra stock for those empty shelves of yours time to talk money you now owe me well i'll send you the invoice to your email don't miss it i'm sorry nephew but there is just no room for charity in this world i hope you'll find it within your finances to repay the debt otherwise we'll be forced to see to more persuasive methods of reimbursement what don't have me wait too long now goodbye excuse me are you excuse me excuse me it's a what do you do oh they're parked in the park come on in any trash look at all this junk soft drinks over here we got chips yeah that's right i have pocky i have pocky here that's right i know aren't you incorrect i don't think it's awesome use l shift to move the belt and hold left mouse button to move products move products over scanner and put them into the basket the belt will get dirty over time and slow down clean it by holding right mouse button and swiping over the belt make no mistakes um all right you got uh oreos uh orange juice another orange juice a can of pringles oops maybe that one for free oops that's not fair you don't just get that for free because it fell down soda okay all right are you just putting [ __ ] up here like just to [ __ ] with me well i need this okay okay your total will be two dollars i'm gonna do it for you okay one can of coke eight skittles pringles i got customers out there i got customers out there don't just take one just take it just take it take it take it what i thought there's a customer what what are you doing [Music] what do you mean scammed he got it for free he was pissed that he got half that [ __ ] for free what are you talking about you got it for free i'm moving it [Music] oh hey looking for soda i got plenty of soda now what's the problem there's nobody in this car oh that's the person i just saw it's you just oh here comes the police all right what can i do for you okay okay yeah you're gonna bring like all of your trash in here that's like a full trash bag thank you have a good day received a tip from oh i got a tip thanks sweep that guy no oh [ __ ] where's the where's the cop [Music] what's that where's the cop okay here you [Music] go and um hold on just one minute here hold on sorry i have to i have to go to the bathroom wait that's it not where you left it no oh well what happened to this person is somebody still here oh [ __ ] sorry there's a bag of snacks what are you talking about sweep them no it doesn't work you can't you can't sweep people it doesn't work hey where's this goddamn money [Music] what happened what do i don't understand is that one of the guys cars that i threw like an hour ago didn't read the emails i'm not dead right [Music] is this my uncle what happened [Applause] this is where you get ghosted my emails for six years all those times i said merry christmas all the times i said let me see the baby wake up sam you've got a gas station to run what i was i rescued by uncle and who is that guy wait what hey nephew wasn't he just here your feet i hope your head's no longer spinning why wouldn't we just talk picking up why did he left and called me there was a mistake a serious one you can rest easy knowing i will have the responsible people dealt proper retribution for what has happened wait the amount of time on your investment i'm not taking out anyone was rendered far too short for what the amount was it's plain bad business and i don't make bad business decisions let's forget about this debacle for the time being as a token of apology please accept this small gift it will help with your next delivery no strings attached okay however you will need to make the warehouse operational again i don't want to leave it i'm doing it somehow with what i have in cash you're a resolute lad you'll figure it out okay thanks uncle all right all right i hold on do i have gas you stay right there just as i wanted okay but i i kind of i've been restocked things i think i need to buy uh fuel decorations can i just do that um wait hold on [Music] this seems to be actually more cost efficient than the actual gas station 12 to 20 bucks every time clean the conveyor belt oh [ __ ] you're right this is so dirty i can't i have to wait till somebody's here 33 i have enough read emails all right fine alone uh feel free to ask for a little pick me up you can reach out for your pc a one-time injection of a thousand dollars should prop you back on your feet yep okay cash register we already know how to do this we know how to do all this we know about dennis okay all right leave the sponge here we go all right i want to mess with your stuff here let's go [Music] one more cool all right come on in email waiting room no stop it good very good thank you just throw it on the floor no that they leave if you do that this is a huge i sorry i really need to get rid of that whatever it is oh [ __ ] turn it on thank you how are you doing bye all right complete all challenges to be able to upgrade the gas station okay i get gotta buy it outdoor decoration i get outdoor small table i can only buy a small bucks alright get it i guess it just stays in a static place okay all right i got gas i've got i got to order more food or just a level two upgrade to your gas station can i afford it level one level up it's oh it's free hey why did the paint go off [Music] i upgraded a little to strip the paint no [ __ ] you get that for free whatever i don't care what the hell don't be mad that you got a carton of milk for free i why are people so pissed about that i find a way to enter the warehouse and open it it's gates okay i need more stock no i can't do it yet oop thank you all right goodbye anybody yep come here [Music] what are you doing back here i find a way to enter the warehouse and open its gates okay i got a key all right what do you got one bag of potato chips makes a bunch you're welcome you have a peanut-sized brain that's smooth creamy and [ __ ] delicious is that supposed to be an insult [Music] i need that for anything [Music] what is this press f to play what how do you play change chord [Music] okay asd [Music] oh i didn't want to leave [Music] it sounds like an organ [Laughter] [Music] [Music] i thought i told you guys before about that stream that i watched this is like i don't know this is probably back at like like just in tv days this is like before it was even twitch about there was there was this guy that had headphones on and the music was blasting into his ears and he was sleeping and you could like activate a thing that would blast music in his ears or play something in his ears while he was asleep and he's just sitting there in this dark weird like kind of dark room and the cam webcam's kind of all pixelated and he's just in his bed with these big bulky headphones on and all you hear is like this blown out overdone like just absolute blown out piano mashing keys just like this just sitting there with his eyes closed it was [ __ ] mayhem [Music] i don't even know where you find that song like i i don't even understand i was sitting there just going what the [ __ ] is going on man i was laughing so hard [Music] but it was just somebody was just hammering like dozens and dozens of piano keys i'm not a keyboard a piano the ones you know like an old-fashioned piano where you have to put weight down on the keys so sometimes it's like done done depending on the pressure so it was just all over the place this is oh funniest [ __ ] thing ever this customers hold on reset all cars whoa whoa whoa what i need to open the gate wait i'll come hold on i'll be back what is this a wrench oh don't throw a saw at somebody customers [Music] it was just so damn funny it really was [Music] mainly the fact that it's just he had a stone cold just default blank face with huge headphones on just so abnormal like that was the perfect word to describe it was so abnormal i think about it all the time good job you're trying to prove a point to people that already believe no i'm just so excited to talk about it because it's like one of my favorite things i've ever seen [Music] incredible you have to recreate it i don't have a piano okay more customers easy easy oh my god okay i have to go back okay go back to the warehouse open the gate just use your thighs [Music] i don't whatever you say i have to open this gate oh i see all right let me get in here [Music] there's a big lever on the wall all right here we go if your warehouse gates closed otherwise someone may steal from you what remove haystacks [Music] it's really it doesn't really matter where those go right i should really probably close the store [Music] we've been saying that holy [ __ ] yeah but it's been fun only three more oh right okay there's uh there is that right here yeah oh let me go i'm going to close the store let me serve the customers here and then i'm closing i still have plenty of gas all right i'm almost out of stuff i need to order more have a nice food thank you remember you're the type of guy that wakes up your significant other to tell them you're going to bed no i'm the type of guy that if my significant other is sleeping i do everything possible to to not be heard at all it takes me like 15 seconds to close the door if they're sleeping in that room i need to brush my teeth i brush my teeth in a different room and i i move around unheard oh [ __ ] i gotta take this out crash you normally brush your teeth in a bedroom well no but i got i make sure that like i oh [ __ ] i just got caught i just got caught and i didn't even know you know like that when that happens i just got caught because what that means for you is like wait what are you talking about i'm a walk-in brusher i walk around and brush my teeth i walk around like my place and brush my teeth so i just got yeah i'm kind of a weird guy my toothbrush travels around sometimes it's in the shower sometimes it's on like the kitchen sink sometimes it's in the bathroom i clean it not in the toilet like in the back where do you brush your teeth that's not normal it's yes it is the gas station hey the gas station's closed oh why did he come in here [ __ ] shine bathroom sink this we're closed we're closed you're just gonna have to get back in your car and leave just go we're closed i really want to go into like the stratosphere with this one there it is that was a big spin too what's wrong with me okay all right now that it's closed i have some money i need to finish painting and yeah i brushed my teeth guys i used to okay i am one of those people that thinks brushing your teeth in the shower is more efficient it's more efficient i don't do it all the time but okay let's say for instance i'm gonna give you a real example here because i mean i'm gonna i'm gonna tell you real stuff okay this is real things um so let's just say a stream is about to start how many of you guys do this i know i'm not the only one so you have like a thing you're doing or like an obligation you have or an appointment or you're meeting up with friends or whatever it is doesn't matter i could be work or play related doesn't matter and you know that you only have like five minutes to get ready maybe 10 minutes tops um do you uh count to like 60 in your head three times in the shower to guarantee that you don't get stuck shower stuff cause that [ __ ] happens all the time and sometimes i will get into the shower going okay i'm going to count to 60 three times that's three minutes and i will get to 60 i will do i will get to like 120 seconds and stop counting and get showers stuck even if i'm trying to not do it and then after like a couple of minutes i go what the [ __ ] i'm still in here oh my god it's really easy for me to get shower stuck so i'll sit there be counting in my head one two three four five well i'm brushing my teeth shampoos in my hair with other hand counting and like i need to be out of there in like 180 seconds aggressive adhd three minute shower andy well if you have somewhere to be you know i don't i also have to be i have to clean myself every day i have to i always i just feel so gross i just feel disgusting if i don't gross feeling andy don't listen to all the one guys i know what you mean it's either five minutes or 30 minutes when you take a shower yeah and why does that happen actually i'm not it's not gonna be all green we need this accents right yeah what should i do white it needs to be a full just green spray painted house peach orange white let's see [Applause] i'm not doing all green we're closed why are people coming in here you know my uncle is oh [ __ ] i'll clean it up later [Music] i have not slept in four days do you supposed to sleep in this game [Music] i think one of the worst things in the world is when you think you have like five to ten minutes or whatever and then okay let's say somebody's like picking you up or like you have an appointment or something especially if you're on like somebody else's time too it's gonna be like oh [ __ ] like i've gotten in the shower before and i the water just got hot and i just got inside of it and directly hit the water hits the top of my head and shampoo goes in and i hear like dun dun dun dun dun dun and it's the person that is here to pick me up and it's like i can't even answer the phone i can't even answer this phone call so you try to get out of the shower while it's still running and you're covered in soap so it's going to your eyes it's like burning you grab like the end of a towel to wipe your hand off enough to be able to use the phone and you answer it and pretend like you're not in the shower hey what's up man oh hey uh i'm outside uh all right yeah yeah yeah i just uh gotta take care of a couple things let me uh just give me like a couple minutes all the while like your eyes are burning with soap you're just like in the shower like just sitting there then you make up like some uh there's some reason as to why yeah i've got i've got that bad i got something i got to do just real quick they caught me right at the second yeah yeah i'll be right out jeremy what the [ __ ] you talking about why is that not cleaned up do you live in a sitcom no this is this is real [ __ ] that really happens i have to brush it i would not brush wet paint like this [Music] this isn't doing anything why how do i get rid of that repaint the column what the hell rush the ground [Music] oh please okay guys uh there's a spider here it is getting laid yeah i hear a spider it's getting late i i don't have any torches [Laughter] yeah oh yeah now that's a good one [Music] okay you are you trying to tell me that that was not a good one that's just the minecraft spider sound do i have to explain all of my material nobody gets me all right what do i what am i doing i'm in one i'm in a weird mood all right i'm sorry oh it's one of those it's one of those weird mood days [Music] oh oh [ __ ] oh did anybody steal anything it's been open the whole time um come on don't do this to me right now don't do this to me right now hello ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode one of germa craft jeremiah i said it so weirdly jeremiah craft series where he played minecraft [Music] whatever whatever just throw it [Music] went all the way over the mountain okay how come nobody has sung that yet like a singing remix of it i'm talking real like power singing like i need to impress everybody here by singing the national anthem power singing you know what i mean it's never just like oh jose can you see nope it's like oh see can you eat they always have to make it no nobody just does it the normal way i clear this out is this technically trash not really recycling shh recycling jokes stop don't you like okay every year or two a bunch of new people cycle into the channel so we just do all the material we did two years ago and it's brand new to everybody here and they stopped blowing this up for me yeah i guess restore the warehouse okay dusty rhodes i gotta go to the computer and turn the warehouse back on i probably was dangerous there is no material you're just insane that's not true hey what do you mean i'm seeing i'm seeing truths here i'm seeing truths to that statement this is all okay i have to come in here and throw this wait what oh my goodness how did i not i thought this was the wall wait what's going on wasn't there a wall i feel like i'm having an out-of-body experience oh i upgraded i was going to say no way because everyone's like you're blocking the door what are you doing what are you doing i was like okay i'm fine i need a little bit more trash i just dump it no i need another little bit to get a bag come on come on trash on the roof [Music] no i don't think so this is more than a simple weed brain he's been molded like a resident evil 7 monster from marijuana really i kind of don't i don't know what you mean by that that's probably funny wait all right restore the 50 bucks [Music] what additional products for sale ooh products here we go you have several different brands of products on shelves the customers will buy more things prices change every day at midnight right now indicate a bargain price red mean the price is less favorable you'll make profit regardless however the cheaper you buy the more profit you'll make okay every day at midnight you can track the price curve by looking at the price history you can order only one delivery truck from each company at the same time i was able to burp should i get alcohol cigarettes it means strong menthol this is super bland tobacco all right cigarettes what should i buy oh this is times 10 oh i have 50 cartons of cigarettes okay how about some uh some beer i need to refill the snacks i'm i'm i'm going to be burning through money here okay sound good is it is that does that come waiting for an order is that coming in how do i say order was that order button it's not this right where is it up right oh i thought that was a trash can i thought that was like a delete button okay i don't have enough warehouse capacity um okay i don't need these things insufficient warehouse space [ __ ] off [Music] wait for the delivery truck to arrive and unpack the products into the warehouse i need to move a lot of this [ __ ] out of the way this is all trash right i can't sell this or anything more shelves i know i know what i'm trying to move i got a lot of [ __ ] here that i have to get rid of i'm going for it don't worry yo uh somebody's gonna take this trash someone's gotta take this um okay wait [ __ ] [Music] can i like unroll this carpet it's so huge [Music] uh where's the truck there dessert you're still closed by the way yeah good i don't want to be open you're making a sad jesus oh um i know hold on don't invoke the wrath of the broom i said i'm telling you don't do it okay unpro un unpack the is that oh my god that's so there's so much how much oh no no okay thanks ah let me take me with you oh what's this it oh hey simple to guess how close you think i can get before it starts to burn [Music] i can feel the air what was that was that that kid i think it was that kid i just heard him i heard somebody go like you're out you're fine go just go where's that kid i heard him all right we've refilled the shelves with products from the warehouse so do i have to grab it or is it just already there or close this [ __ ] up i want anybody stealing anything okay [Music] uh i'm gonna get a trash truck to come garbage collection thank you we're getting worried about you why what's i'm just messing around man we're just hanging out okay i need to clear this stuff out back here because i want to move this where's the garbage truck coming soon doesn't matter if it's in there all the way right what would your last meal be uh a buffalo chicken sub with extra blue cheese [Music] you had that ready yeah buffalo chickens one of my favorite things in the world all right i need to redo this this is going to be where the food is right here never mind who's gonna be over here good that's not perfect hold on enough this can go right at the door plus two buffalo chicken minus two blue cheese what do you put on it then i cannot eat buffalo anything just buffalo buffalo no i like it but it needs something on it ranch no we got we have we have ranch users here ranch on buffalo chicken and not blue cheese guys ranch is just like the it's just like the not as good blue cheese to use on a buffalo sandwich or a buffalo chicken if you're going to do ranch go all the way and do blue cheese i mean i guess ranch is a little lighter but it's blue ranch is um i don't i don't get the ranch thing i don't i think it's okay but there are people that are like oh man ranch oh my god i love ranch the best it's so good i don't know i really like it that much it's time for some ranch yeah he hates ranch no i don't i i like it i think it's fine all right i got uh where are my products is it in my inventory products here we go all right we got these cigarettes how do i how do i do it how do i get these cigarettes how do i get out how do i get them oh here we go how do i put cigarettes down refill the shelves the products go to the shelf and interact with the yeah but how do i put the cigarettes different shelf oh it's a different shelf different shell for alcohol too what i have 33 dollars i have to oh my god i'm gonna go bankrupt all right cigarettes can't be behind me right here it's sticking out that's all right that's okay is it two no this one right jesus okay i need that alcohol shelf okay you guys said i was getting not too much this is not too much [Music] there's only one popcorn wait what [Music] all right everything's restocked if i come into this place and i see this shelf i'm not gonna buy anything in here because i feel like that it has never been restocked and they don't restock until it goes to zero it could be ten years i have 74 all right open open it uncle has words for you what i see you're putting hard work into keeping your station running again kid good good i wouldn't have it any other way i just wanted to remind you i'm not the only one judging your performance sure your uncle knows better how to keep a business going and wants to see you flourish but my approval only goes so far the real approval you need to watch out for is the one given to you by your customers if word of slander gets out you might even sell egyptian diamonds for free and nobody will bat an eye keep those customers happily here gather positive feedback from customers to increase popularity of your station higher popularity increases traffic around your station which increases the amount of customers coming by okay all right so we're actually looking for yelp reviews uh i'm gonna open it up open for business let's go oh clean this up you can get more than one in one go all right it's pretty clean in here okay looks pretty perfect ain't the inside can i oh what color should i do uh how about what color should i do orange each no not green i'm not gonna do green ah it's kind of ugly i have to commit to it though for now yep coming one two three four we got cigarettes we've got snacks we've got beer i don't know i'm [ __ ] up today i'm sorry you can okay you can always tell when i'm in a fairly good mood based on how odd i am in front of everybody okay uh where is it it's a different color is this different color i can't tell it might be this is it that's a different color what are you looking for you looking for the beer the beer is right there not the right brand all right what'd you get good choices good choices good choices all right come on in what do you got got a beer yep and some snacks just as i wanted thanks for coming have you have a wonderful day i'll take care of that whoa kidding i went a little over i look i tried to stop it didn't stop whatever who cares [Music] i was worried we'd be stranded no i i the whole point of having a gas station out here is make sure i can for the customers that need um eat some stuff right i gotta order some more fuel [Music] more parking oh [ __ ] 3.99 that's too much i need fuel 200 [ __ ] um [Music] moon is huge dude okay can i talk about this this most nerve-wracking thing in the world some fast food restaurants do this now where you order with the person that's like walking and running with your car i hate it it freaks me out i'm not ready chick-fil-a yeah i i it was so much anxiety inducing i was just like what the [ __ ] because i don't okay i usually don't know what i want when i go anywhere i usually don't i usually kind of figure that out i look at like a menu whatever and this person's holding up a laminated menu walking with the car i'm just like what the [ __ ] is going on i i don't i have to drive the car i have to drive the car because there's just like 700 000 people that go to chick-fil-a every i don't okay i know that like okay chick-fil-a right oh they've got good chicken it's okay it's good it's good but this car it's just like what the hell is going on here there's like 50 cars in line all day i would just go to mcdonald's i'm not i'm just gonna drive by that you know what i mean it's like holy [ __ ] this is like ridiculous oh come here you're looking for there's beer you're looking he just isn't that the exact beer that he just said he wanted i went to chick-fil-a and in and out today and the yeah in and out's the same way internet's just so many people it's always there come on how much do i owe you you owe me five dollars in and out is overrated be careful be careful i said that before and i was nearly i was nearly killed careful don't say that the the chat chimpanzees were not happy about that i don't have enough money for this i all i said listen all i said was that i i i when i order food from in and out why do they put it like in a half open bag if i'm not eating in the restaurant wrap the whole thing wrap the sandwich up i don't want it in a half open bag you ever had whataburger no i haven't i've never had whataburger i've always wanted to but this never i never had an opportunity it was beeping it actually okay it could be time for me to do an updated tier list because i feel like i've eaten a lot of of the fast foods i have not had before for instance i think i mentioned this before but holy [ __ ] meant jack in the box is unbelievably good i i couldn't believe it i was like this is [ __ ] unbelievable i was like what i've only had maybe once in my whole life before i had it before and i was like yeah it's okay dude i had their burger and i was like this is like good this is like really good what is going on thanks it's underrated but it's not that good i think i've okay i think my brain was expecting it to be terrible but when i realized it wasn't terrible my brain put up like three tiers what i mean great job [Music] their tacos are horrendous i mean i kind of kind of like those i kind of like those but whatever wait somebody at the gas pump i am almost out of gas [Music] cigarettes and beer have a nice day have a nice day okay buy a toilet not yet need that [Music] you try boston market um i've had boston market i think a handful of times of my life remember it was good but i don't they're not really out here i don't think there's a boston market out here could be wrong but i don't think so that fuel here please finish painting you got it i was looking to chat my bed was a cop doing he got out of his car okay the wrong orange it's okay i'll replace it later and he said is this a portal 2 gas station let's go with that sure okay fuel's here why would you come to the back to leave i just turn and do a three foot you're gonna have to wait [Music] you're a lifesaver thank you all right um finish the paint job actually looks terrible okay that don't matter hey yeah i know i need a bathroom i'll make it in a moment okay what do you need very good job there how much gas do i have 103. [Music] now i need i okay i think we're good i gotta oh that's ugly i have to paint that don't i i can paint the roof what have a nice day i want someone to fill their tank i do white darker color what do you think i do what color should i do okay let's do this color peach about uh maroon uh my eyes i'm just i'm seeing what the colors we have i could just do this oh my god stop i like the gray [Music] what a residence sleeper it's a neutral color it's a roof what do you want to paint the roof like heel i think it looks nice ugh i don't care what you say you're a slytherin [Music] [Music] you have customers don't they see what i'm doing ah i got pain all over me what did you do that you bring a dog in here you bring a dog in here what happened [Music] you have millennial humor um i just want to make sure that you're aware of this i'm i'm a millennial i think i probably i that's how that's how old i am oh my god gasps [Music] like wipe your feet before you come in here come on what is this millennial humor what kind of humor do you like what's your humor zoomer humor zoomer humor is interesting to me because i i either hate it completely or i think it's hysterical there's no in between for me with like kind of gen z's humor you buy something [Music] thank you all right come on wait you first please don't rant about how popular you'd be on tick tock please i'm not gonna do that don't worry we're not doing that right now i was not about to no i'm full of [ __ ] don't worry there's one thing that you guys can know and you probably already do is you know i'm full of [ __ ] you know what i mean like i just damn uh what was i doing okay do i have enough for a bathroom toilet how much is this 50 bucks that's it okay sure make it [Music] do a funny sound effect is that did you like that [Music] that was so funny you guys are [ __ ] so funny okay what uh i don't i didn't mean that sarcastically either i really believe that all right uh i don't need a loan i have a toilet now i have to clean the toilet where is it i don't even know where it is excuse me where's your bathroom i don't know it's somewhere attached to this building put new floors in maybe eventually the weed kick in oh a little bit somewhat i i'm kidding it's 15 000 people here holy [ __ ] hi all right so they're very they want dif okay they want different beer i need to order people keep asking for this one and this one's expensive okay don't go overboard here but people keep asking for these how much is gonna cost 100 bucks [Music] they keep asking for the same beer clean the toilet no one's even used it great nobody's used the bathroom why would i need to clean the bathroom what the what the [ __ ] excuse me um excuse me why is there a big [ __ ] log on the ground i just opened this what oh don't pick up your hand oh my god that's disgusting do not touch that with your hands oh no i didn't wash my hands i used to sponge [Music] jesus [Music] i'm so i want to let you know i didn't wash my hands and i was just in the bathroom i want you to know so make sure you wash your hands too that's disgusting what the what am i doing oh would you just put it all back i don't even know what i would do if somebody said that yeah have a nice day oh by the way i didn't not wash my hands but i just used uh the bathroom to be like okay well i want a [ __ ] refund and i'm washing my hands and you sink five times and i want you to give me twenty dollars i want i want to give you twenty dollars and the health inspector's gonna get here too oh okay you're throwing for some reason i thought she was saying like let's go like let's throw down like she was like pointing down like let's go you and me right here delivery chuck [ __ ] [Music] coming i don't have time for this thanks for coming appreciate it i'll get out bye thanks have a good day here have a few like bags of potatoes or whatever rice whatever this is [Music] howdy fresh beer you got it all right i'm making money the door the warehouse store yep [ __ ] [Music] b-hopping doesn't work [ __ ] i'm in trouble usually i get around games like that [Music] is that in games anymore it's not right because that was like essentially a broken piece of code that people used people don't put b-hopping in first-person shooters anymore do they boomer boomer shooters still have it [Music] what's your guy's favorite boomer shooter i feel like i want to know what the kind of crowd has to say about this what is yours money i don't think tf2 is a boomer shooter i mean maybe a little bit back cigarettes that's 20 bucks you know those are bad for you it's so bad for you you shouldn't be used to quit smoking did you read the surgeon general warning on the back i just make sure you did did you read the surgeon general's warning yep just making sure you did those are not good for you this is bad for you here for gas oh i'm almost out of here amazing i need to restock the shelves too hey there you go now you have some variety [Music] the toilet oh we just in there oh that's not how you clean up that okay go to the rest of this trash i can't use that brush anywhere else all right uh we're gonna paint this white [Music] it's bathroom it's gonna look like clean fresh buy a workshop from the main pc hub there's a lot more to this game than i thought there was going to be i came into this game without i'm sure i shouldn't be in here but it's being painted have a nice day can i even go in there and paint that i don't think i can i painted looks like i can but i can't open the doors here oh i can alright that's kind of a weird setup though [Music] customers customers customers i know i'm going sorry for the wait said to paint the bathroom what do you got [Music] have a nice day [Laughter] have you said hear your cigarettes oh i'm so like passive aggressive with it right now like i'm selling them yeah like what am i talking about [Music] almost out of gas [Music] trash thanks for coming bathroom's clean somebody said poop i'm glad you think it's funny all right can i even paint this back wall i don't think i can i want to paint the back wall why not did we have a raid did we i don't see it right make that up made that up i'm ready i don't see it right you made that up all right well whatever this stuff is so boarded up i have to take care of that i take these boards off i can't paint the dumpster i can't buy more fuel i don't know if that is but i can't afford it customers i i'm here i'm ready looking for any stray trash crash trash trash nope okay everyone going to the bathroom the two people in there [Music] where is everybody i need to tell people about this place so more people comes i can have more orders [Music] [Music] but you gotta wait i got a big combo going only one more seagull huh what oh [Music] see you later thanks for the fuel all right i need features no i need to make some more money i need 300 bucks to restore that thing evening in here how much you need oops i didn't mean to click it twice i just want to get up on the roof do you know i'm on here this person where we going i'm gonna do this because yeah i'm terrified about this what will happen come on from downtown ugly shot i love that game i could play that game for like the next hundred years and be fine is that like important it's not like my luggage or anything right he's heating up yeah if when you get on fire you just steal the ball and shoot from anywhere on the court make your friends go mad and you would shoot the fireball and you sink it every time [Music] oh my god you find a lot of [ __ ] good [Music] thanks okay i need it 300 [Music] like 10 bucks a bottle you imitate the sounds of shoes squeaking on a basketball court yeah [Laughter] [Music] great is there any other requests [Music] all right 250 i need 300 [Music] emulate my father coming home hey s kid it's me your dear old dad what's your report card look oh you got a b-minus in science i had bad time in science too son [Music] don't worry about it i heard that little [ __ ] kid where is he no i'm not wait i'm like i'm gonna spray him where is he where is he where is he where i heard him where is he where is this kid is he in the bathroom i don't i don't know where this kid is [Music] sorry sorry sorry yeah do you see what you see what the what's going on kids these days how much what's going on with kids what's going on here twenty dollars how much do i owe you eight dollars yeah i don't know what's going on with kids man honestly sweep the floor oh [ __ ] i think the minecraft spider joke i think was on a 10 out of 10. i can't believe nobody liked that i'm shocked i can't believe it awesome okay i how's my inventory still pretty good plenty of uh cigarette batteries tomorrow fuel i need another few customers and i can do the workshop i have to take care of the paint what did he write he wrote like [ __ ] you or is it hmm where is it yeah [ __ ] school supposed to be in school [ __ ] school what are you getting finally somebody actually orders a half tank of gas all right workshop time restore [Music] how many saltines can you fit in your mouth at the same time probably two i mean more than that but why would you do that it's kind of dangerous it's like bad all right wait for the client in the workshop and fix his car wait i'm a mechanic now wait for the customer to leave the car and press the button on the left to start the repairs use your skills to see which areas require your attention before you start repairing make sure you have enough spare parts and the right tool in your hand restocking car parts is done the exact same way as ordering new products to tell use the delivery tab on your pc well [ __ ] [Music] i'm gonna have to do this a little bit later i need to make my money no not yet i can stay how are we doing all right you're the kind of person that eats doritos vertically when you're 3d you're in a 3d world rita's 3d crunch the power [Music] i don't know why okay i don't know why i do this thing or i'm like deliberately trying to make you hate me you know what i mean like why i find it like it's kind of humorous but i don't want anyone to actually really hate me so i maybe should cut back on those on those please deliberately hate my guts references okay wait for the client i don't think i have enough can i not fix i don't think i can fix this person's car is it you i was wrong with it what's wrong with your car are you going into the repair shop the repair shop is that way this is how we go real fast [Music] one of us is gonna puke and it ain't gonna be me all right i'm out get get me out you have unread mail yeah you know what i do with mail what i and you know what i do with mail i don't know i shred it that would have been funnier if i didn't start doing that weird voice [Music] i don't know why people send so much [ __ ] i really don't why is this a point send so much junk [Music] have you guys seen those pretend invoices you've seen these yet i swear if there's bugs where it's like this piece of paper that's filled out as if you had potentially ordered a product or like oh here here's like this we're going to do that we're going to be doing this we're going to be doing this and it's signed at the bottom by like the guy whether the owner of the company whatever and you look at it you're like wait what the what is this and it looks like it's on paper like written paper it's really weird it's a good advertising technique to be like well this is what your invoice could look like if you used bna stevenson oh my god somebody in the garage hi how can i help you something wrong with the power steering yeah power steering sometimes it's fluid sometimes it's um why do i have a timer i need a new car battery [Music] oh i don't have any of this stuff let me see what we got here uh let me just go like this okay maybe one more of those i think will do okay i mean use the saw a little bit i don't have any materials it's immune oh [ __ ] people just register how am i supposed to do all this you need more cpu thermal paste yeah [Music] how much do i owe you all right know i have to buy a bunch of [ __ ] products car care i'm i need to be level three park here [Music] all right so i need to buy a car battery i don't understand any tire need new mirror to start fixing old mirror need wheel and need scratch remover where am i supposed to get all this stuff use the delivery tab on the pc it's on the wall that's not it tires are here what are you talking about you have them there's a fuchsian it's a fusion i don't have car parts oh [Music] okay stick it on there oh i need a car door scratch remover where is it oh it's this it's the stupid thing i was doing okay and what else we got you need a mirror you need a car mirror here we go ow my finger okay that'll be uh that'll be seventeen hundred dollars what are you gonna do it yourself nope you're [ __ ] i need to order carp i don't have enough money to do any of that yet people have to register nobody's getting gas i have a really bad reputation for gas or something how come there's no cars been pulled up you're a lifesaver no lifesavers are under the register i'll see you again soon take it easy take it easy jake thanks for coming in mike that's how you get the good reviews [Music] uh car parts function identical to purchasing products prices change every day yeah greenhouse indicator bargain prices yeah yeah i already have plenty of these i've wasted like three of them [Music] [Music] what you need what are you plus doing great keep the floor what are you guys gonna be tracking in i should clean the bathroom too right okay good idea can you take a potty break um yeah we'll take a break in a minute get some water [Music] uh 400 bucks all right i'm slowly accumulating money though that's a good thing been three hours wanted i need to get some more food i think that's important no i need to i don't even know i need more money my reputation's pretty high oh i gotta clean that bathroom before you go in there don't go in oh [ __ ] whatever anything from sonic um no not really look i know people looking for pringles and yeah i know whoa super do you have any soap dispensers i don't think i can buy them once i get over 600 bucks i'm gonna start ordering new stuff nice the only snack you have are those awful little debbie cakes why did i just throw that in the trash any more fuel yeah i do that's essential so i'm gonna buy it are you high no i'm really not i have no more products please when are you going to do more tier lists they are objectively your best content pretty much what i asked for i mean i did them all all the ones everybody wanted you know cereal fast food snacks drinks cheese i did pretty much all of them pretty much all the ones that people would want to see seasoning tier list that's all right that's you've piqued my interest a little [Music] okay the truck is here do tearless after the break no i'm not doing tearless right now maybe we'll do that in the middle of the week maybe okay i'll find some more like quizzes and tier lists and stuff maybe we'll do that on wednesday [Music] you got to give me some good ones some ones that i haven't done and maybe i would go back and do one that i've done already because my my opinions may have changed then the recommended channel and the discord an opportunity for you to uh say no what do you think would be a good one [Music] garage somebody in here [ __ ] somebody is in here all right you need a what's wrong with it scratch remover what happened jeez okay what else need a new tire [Music] i love that sound there's a werewolf attack how much do i owe you that's a lot of money wow this is really worth doing two almost 200 bucks oh [ __ ] i wasn't paying attention i was buying help there we go expensive beer expensive booze thank you what can i do for you yeah how's it going how much do i owe you i feel like the actor that you know yeah i'm gonna go do the uh i'm gonna go be the clerk okay get ready for the roll [Music] good morning sir how are you yeah i'm gonna do this for like a week maybe like three days tops or maybe even possibly an hour yeah i know i get i get what it's like yeah simpsons did that joke good i'm glad simpsons family guy how much do i owe you 30. you have a lack of charging ports at your station this is the part of the movie like all the all the country guys look back and forth at each other sitting around and they all go what are you talking about charging port you gonna go up in a spaceship that's supposed to be a really funny part of the movie you're doing pawn stars again this is not pawn stars this is me running a gas station what [Music] these cars are really small [Music] the garage i'll get i'll get back to you where's the garage that's over here oh my god oh mega laughing what do you need like dude larry the cable guy impression okay yeah yeah yeah he's out he's getting ready oh mega laughing all right i need to i need to stop doing that well i'm like so energetic today why just relax like it's all right man like what am i doing i'm just so excited i don't know for nothing i don't even know why all right what do you need two tires in a mirror let's just relax youtuber andy i know i've never i'm not it's the youtuber in me it's good to be excited yeah it's fun over here no umbrella's allowed writing waiting room oh yeah that's right oh oh no you guys know the rule of the channel right how this all works after a week of not playing the game it's gone [ __ ] [Music] yeah that's actually true [Music] that's actually true all right i got plenty of money it's time to start upgrading [Music] it's actually not true what about the movies in house flipper i think some games do not qualify for that just because i love them so much [Music] 30 bucks nice oh this place dirty okay nice and clean looks good all right now i've got 800 bucks i need to gas station level three complete more objectives to be able to upgrade the gas station what are my objectives order car parts okay i'll order oh these are expensive this week order one of these and one of these okay that's very expensive [Music] oh it goes to the warehouse you gonna stream eldon ring when it comes out i would assume probably i don't see why not i always play the new from software games on stream i just hope it's not as hard as securo was pretty much what i asked for my gamer skill is on sort of a curve where every six months now i lose an extra step in my gamer skill so i don't know it's gonna be tough i did see the new gameplay trailer you have games that you won't play on stream because you want to enjoy them without 10 000 backseat gamers uh yeah i mean there is something to be said of playing something off stream for me just to kind of do whatever potentially just be awful at or to just keep my mouth open and sit there and not say anything right but no those games are fun to stream [Music] um [Music] customer oh no that'll do refill the shelves in the workshop with the car parts i just do that i feel like my favorite games would be really bad ones to stream um yeah i mean streaming for me has always sort of been youtubers like this too i had the most fun when whoever was watching whether it be on a live broadcast or a video that i edited or whatever we would collectively think something was fun or funny or you know something was interesting so the prospect of just kind of playing a game for me at this point what i ask for is interesting to me on my own but i think like on stream kind of stuff i have the most fun when i'm doing stuff like this i'm just talking and just [ __ ] around you guys are cracking jokes cracking jokes you know what i mean i have the most fun like this just hanging out [ __ ] wrong or doing like a big project that's where i have the most fun i was worried we'd be stranded how many cops live here a lot apparently well i don't think this is from my understanding this is a a long sort of abandoned road i don't know i mean i think i'm like one of the only gas stations this is ugly this is a very ugly house uh it was great it's a yeehaw town why is this different color is it the light what color is this remember the warehouse the warehouse no this is correct you know like okay i've never lived in an environment where i just fell off the roof i've never lived in an environment that was um less like technology and more kind of like just local stores and well like country i feel like it would be kind of an interesting experience close the warehouse [ __ ] it's not [Music] i can't say it rural rural rural life is i missed everything you just said josh rural life is nice but you definitely lack access to a lot of stuff [Laughter] that's the the seth macfarlane dog sound yeah that's the brian brian from family guy woo yeah it is what do you need gaps pretty much what i ask for shut up about family guy shut up all right can it take okay can you tell that i'm clenching my teeth idiot it always sounds so i don't know it sounds so funny [Music] my sister used to do that she would go shut up you idiot but you could tell it would sister is mad the dirty in here kind of you saying we are the champions no i can't my vocal range is gone it's not high anymore like it used to be and i used to have a huge range now i can just make cash register sounds and low baritone yeah noises is it there's no range anymore it's just one of the other [Music] have a nice day thank you you're a lifesaver all right let me put let me do this i need to stock the shelves these tires place the uh mirrors and the [Music] scratch remover what do you need two tires in a mirror you got it this person's been in the garage for three hours well i'm working i'm only one person what are they gonna add like a kitchen am i gonna be a chef your catering order just came in hurry up they're waiting [Music] all right nice i'm 11 okay i need more fuel i need uh i've got customers order some fuel complete all challenges to be all right challenges cars fueled shop customers serve and repair cars all right so now we just kind of grind for a little bit read your emails no [Music] awesome you'll get a bunch oh i need okay i need a snack variety i need a snack variety snacks what's some good [ __ ] these people love these and that's all i'm going to buy because i'm not buying the expensive ones soft drinks we got uh toppi aunt betty's tonic proper colo and then oh ice cream oh hell yeah and uh yeah that sounds good 208 uh yeah yeah here we go [Music] need to serve customers fuel up and then i can upgrade the yeah i'm supposed to go to the bathroom oh hey it's time it's time for a brb it sure is be right back [Music] [Music] [Music] i haven't left it i'm listening to it imagine a brb screen with like summer a beach tropical drinks and [ __ ] oh i do bear back for real [Music] i haven't left yet again uh lord i was gonna be making those that's not just an idea all right now i'll be right back good song great this is a good song [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hello i'm back okay let me give you a quick little teaser of this one imagine going brb and hearing this it's a little teaser it sounds like winter could be what about a space brb oh that would be cool too i mean i i haven't even shown you the one that i think i'm gonna use for fall it could be this one or you never know seasonal brb's there you go i love this phone this one's awesome you should have a brb random like a gacho they could be rare brb screens actually that's kind of cool i do all right well i want to listen to the other ones i'm sorry that's what we're doing i want to hear the other ones how about a one percent chance for a jump scare screen all right how about this one [Music] this one's good too this is a pretty this sounds like spring yeah it could be or winter i could i could see it fit wintry as well [Music] this one fits fall pretty well yeah we got we got we got blurred out on retainer by the way he's been making much more of this stuff [Music] [Music] we are entering a new highly pogged era of brvs [Music] yeah this is spring [Music] i love i love this one this one kind of uh reminds me not this one the one i'll play the one that i played in the very beginning [Music] i don't want to cut this off because this is equally as good [Music] are there any new brb animations planned yes [Music] okay so i have to uh they loop but i have to loop them i'm just kind of playing them this one reminds me of the intro and the outro that same kind of vibe that like the drums that go like you know what i mean this i think this one might be my this one could be my favorite [Music] [Music] this one has the same vibe as the intro and outro [Music] [Music] i love it i just want to listen to it like all day who made these blur dao lord out go support him get a hell of a job again and he's making more the entire like soundtrack of this whole channel is just is blurred out every time like i was saying earlier and this [ __ ] is i would love to see a blur down a composed indie game wouldn't you it'd be [ __ ] incredible oh yeah all right we i just want to listen to it again i don't think florida is probably not here blowdown lives in australia so not the best time for my stream to be live so i don't know if they're watching stalling yeah i mean this is a stall you're right um yeah he's got a band camp he's got a coffee absolutely support him by the way those of you that probably didn't know this or maybe you did uh this is some information for a lot of the newer viewers uh blord how's the one that made all the music for the germa rumble live action video that was blordell that was all him that's another little tidbit by the way the the bias song is probably the best thing that he made on that stop i'm trying to talk when is the next live german rumble ah i don't know i don't know you know what i mean oh i gotta hold on we've got a customer you're amazing tomorrow what are you talking about big if true okay i hm maybe we can talk about this maybe we should talk about this it's actually kind of personal it's actually very personal pretty much what i ask yeah why not oh no we're just hanging out we're just chilling so i want before i am done streaming and kind of doing the whole content creator thing i want to have an absolute blowout show absolutely monumental joe uh and one of the things i really want to do is like and like this is not spoilers or anything because it's so there's so much [ __ ] written down for this i really want to do like a germa rumble live on twitch and have it be a [ __ ] monumental magnum opus type show so obviously that's not happening anytime in the near future but just know that that's gonna be that's gonna be as insane as i could possibly make it whatever i can do to make it happen define the near future uh i don't know if i could even answer that i really don't think so [Music] but the plan is to essentially have a an experience that might last more than a day or two maybe longer maybe one event i don't know but i want it to be huge and we're talking like i don't wanna okay i don't wanna talk about something that's not happening in the very near future uh are you gonna retire soon no it really no it depends on what your definition of soon is i think because my definition of soon is probably different than yours i will tell you right now there's no plan on that for at least the next couple of years at least so don't worry i'm not like leaving next week or anything there's no plan for me to even start thinking about that for at least another probably a few years but when it does happen and look i have to be realistic too right i mean i feel like i try to be pretty realistic with everybody here whenever we talk real i know that i can't really do this forever and i said a long time ago that i was gonna do it and have as much as good of a time as i can and try to do the best job that i can as long as i'm having a good time so i can't really tell you when [Music] quitting in 2025 no i don't know i can't tell you that i don't want to be i don't want to be inaccurate with what i mean by this you're not allowed to stop [Music] what do you mean you don't know no i don't i don't want to talk too much about it but you guys have to remember [Music] i'll be 40 pretty soon here i'm do i'm having a real talk with my chat room okay who do you think you are who do you think you are banned for life [Music] sweep that [ __ ] no but i want to be realistic with you guys too is it delivery here oh level up [Music] [Applause] what do i get 40 isn't that i know 40 is not old elon musk awesome and i want to make it clear too that if i if i do at some point end up saying you know what it's probably time for me to put up the uh like what what's the term like hang up the towel hang up the gloves whatever you want to say uh you guys would know very very well in advance this is not something that is going to just be like well you know what yeah i'm not coming back ever again bye see you later i would probably announce something like that kind of like transitioning out of like youtube and twitch stuff well probably at least a year in advance i would want you guys to know because i don't want here's another thing too stop talking another thing what i uh what i don't want to have happen is let's say that you know years from now whenever it is i decide that's probably it we've had a great time it was really fun and maybe we'll do a few big like kind of blow up shows right um i don't want people to like sub to the channel and like i just leave i would want to be really clear like hey everybody at some point like over this next year this is gonna be it so don't be sad it's not it's not happening yet you can't you can don't be sad yet it's not you don't don't be sad at all it's not happening it's not happening for a very long time i just i'm just it's been something that's not necessarily been on my mind but something that we've really never talked about is and i've been doing this for a long time uh oh and my 10-year content creator in quotes anniversary right i mean there are tv shows that don't last this long there are things that it's shocking don't hit him again this is not happening in the near future this is how this is happening like at least at least years from now at least years from now okay so don't worry and then no more i thought i had to deliver oh i didn't oh [ __ ] the delivery the delivery guy he's been here for two days he's been out here for a full two [Music] [Laughter] days that was an angry hunk i'm sorry i didn't mean to [Music] that'll do and there's other ventures that i think i want to do you know maybe i want to start maybe producing some shows not being necessarily in front of the camera right but maybe to help with creators making stuff for i'll open up a [ __ ] like animal sanctuary or something somewhere you know i don't know there's like a new chapter i think that i want to do i just don't really know exactly what it is [Music] nice what about president you know i think i could probably do a pretty good job i think so look at how i'm running this place okay we're good i gotta close this yeah we we can move on from that conversation it's just i want to do over these next at least couple of years i really kind of want to do some big fun stuff the dollhouse was sort of and like the archaeology stream those are sort of uh precursors to what i want to do at least for the next few years if they can happen then i'm gonna try to do them i'm gonna try to do for it do for it go for it the baseball stream is coming up too that's another one that this yeah i think i'm there's gonna be a lot of opportunity for fun the person leave immediately because it smells in here you got so mad at nicktoons baseball i'm afraid for real baseball that's different though okay we're almost halfway there i want to see what happens at level four [Music] you wouldn't be able to hold down a real job yeah you're right i'm never gonna stop streaming i can't do anything else actually i mean actually potentially accurate though i mean i'm not a fool to know you know things that i think i would like to do i don't know if uh i disagree with that statement but there's other things i want to try [Music] a clown that would actually be kind of fun oh parking lot upgrade that's right um where oh where is it uh i need to clear this i gotta clear this crap it's not like we wouldn't be there to throw money at you if you came back to streaming yeah but that's not i that's not i wouldn't want you to do that where is um where the hell is my excavator [Music] if you got a regular job you'd be hounded non-stop because of what peop not very many people know who i am uh if i went to go work somewhere it's not like i would i'm not like a celebrity that opens the door and it's like oh my god it's germa oh my gosh stripper 95. no i most people don't know who i am i'm gonna take two or three trips literally everyone here knows you yeah but that this is a in the grand scheme of the human population but yeah i know we don't get real that often here we just mainly [ __ ] around and stuff but sometimes it's important to talk about this kind of stuff how many people know you passively yeah but they don't know who i am sure somebody might have seen the like 50 000 upvoted thing on reddit of me being the ai serial killer image but they just think that that's a real image of a serial killer right they don't think that's me in fact if somebody saw me that saw that picture they would probably have a double take and go holy [ __ ] that oh that guy looks just like the serial killer so yeah i would get recognized as the serial killer not germa 985 which is kind of interesting hey i just do sorry to bother you are you the serial killer guy that's me yep whoa dude how does it feel to know that you look like every serial killer that must be so [ __ ] up yeah i mean it's crazy wow the garage what do you got damn that's crazy the exit conversation as soon as possible statement you get a bad door oh like what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] man that's crazy you can use all these if you want oh we don't need more than one tire ratio you fell off i don't even know what that means i don't you have two broken tires [ __ ] all right we'll stay here stay here i gotta order your parts [Music] ban twitter users [Music] i've been watching you for a month and you're already my father [Laughter] that just i was not prepared for that one i thought you were saying like favorite like oh wow thanks i appreciate that no i'm apparently your father all right i need to i gotta get deliveries these are expensive today whatever [Music] how much is this too much money 885 dollars give me a break what's so expensive the anti-scratch i'm just gonna buy the tires they're so expensive whatever [Music] dad's leaving for cigarettes again nope not gonna have to do that for a long time i was worried i'd go over budget goku oh i keep forgetting to restock these stupid shelves all you have is pringles [Music] but the sour cream those are the best is it if you only have sour cream and onion pringles that's fine [Music] super all right finally what about pizza pringles um i would probably rather have sour cream and onion salt and vinegar are based um they kind of burn the edges of my mouth i get that kind of almost like irritation on the corners of my mouth i think they taste all right what even is this oh it's the car parts right that'll do all right see you later man yep that's how we oh hey that's how we know the business time for you to leave take care see you later man see you next time [Music] oh i bet you they do [ __ ] like that i can't get it take off and it's like oh what the [ __ ] gary [ __ ] dick when's the last time you cried [Music] [Laughter] this i'm real there's some real bangers coming in the last 20 minutes or so here guys there's some real good comments coming in these are awesome it's a fair question how is how is it a fair question oh no i know it was it was ernest scared stupid at the very end when he like doesn't have any friends he's sitting there we get sad because like he doesn't have any friends that want to like hang out with him and like he saved the day yeah i [ __ ] started crying that was a week ago hey don't just yeah like ernest saves the day and his dog his dog he thinks is gone because well i don't want to spoil the movie it's a [ __ ] classic every earnest movie is a classic by the way you want to talk about like comedy influences on me and this channel ernest is one of them has to be jim varney the garage [ __ ] you're a lifesaver ernest made like 15 movies or something he had a bunch of commercials he was had a bunch of movies i loved earnest when i was younger [Music] he did shakespeare yeah he had such he had such animated uh okay you know like jim carrey the way that jim carrey kind of moves and talks jim varney in his comedic performances was like a another jim carrey type really animated movements he was super super funny with his body and his like face and stuff it was hilarious he was he was a great um like physical comedian and all you know people when people do like that physical kind of exaggerated stuff then it comes off you have to be like the right kind of person to do it right those are huge influences especially jim varney and jim two gyms jim carrey jim barney [Music] uh he was also the original slinky the dog in toy story you didn't know okay dirty in here almost at the place where i can upgrade original uh like just toy story one none of the sequels i believe uh correct me from wrong i believe after toy story i think he he he died after toy story right that was one of his last roles i remember that was one of his last things he did oh i can do the parking lot [Music] and i i like kind of think back it like so jim henson is another one oh my god it's only gyms i'm having kind of a a moment here jim henson jim varney jim carrey anybody else jimmy neutron oh hey oh hey jimmy oh hey bro [Music] i'm not jim gaffigan [Music] um oh yeah [Music] i think i was probably a little too young to necessarily understand when jim henson jensen when does john henson die somewhere in like the early 90s late 80s i forget what it was but man i just can't even imagine um how much more awesome stuff that he probably would have done and it kind of makes me think too about like our kind of kids content and stuff that's for children nowadays i feel like we need some better stuff for kids i really believe that [Music] all the stuff that jim henson was doing back and like the muppets and like stuff like the old sesame streets and stuff i feel like there needs to be some more stuff that kind of taps into kids imaginations and taps into kids um more creative thinking and stuff like there's a lot it's an untapped market right now when i was younger i remember i feel like a lot of my personality and how i see things were developed from watching stuff like sesame street and what's going on did he just get pulled over [Music] why did he get [Music] oh the parking lot i gotta let this guy out okay all right you can leave do not release what's your opinion on almond and oat milk uh used to be almond milk andy now i'm a oat milk enjoyer i actually like oat milk a lot parking lot come on where is it there we go have you ever tried potato milk no i didn't know it existed i'm not that's why i even asked that man why ask that what the [ __ ] i'm not even whatever we're just gonna keep we're gonna move on potato milk i don't i've never had it i probably would i don't really like uh rice milk though i don't like rice milk i don't like soy milk i drank almond milk and put it in my coffee and everything for the longest time raspy voice andy here i am here i am me uh oat milk and almond milk the ones that i find taste the best rice milk is too runny for me it's too thin it's like water water uh rice milk is too watery oat milk has that that thickness and that sort of viscous ness to it that i like it's a bunch about mountain dew i don't think i've i've not i don't think i've had a sip of a mountain dew in like eight years good though i would probably drink it if you gave to me right now 17 or 25 all right one more car and then i can worry about the somebody's already here what about a refreshing capri sun capri sounds are awesome although i like capri suns until i see the liquid out of the pouch something really odd about the way it looks right it seems odd the mystery of the capri sun being inside the pouch is like i don't care it could literally the liquid could be like dark brown and i wouldn't even care no but it's sort of like a it's like a transparent like it's almost like a pink isn't it like a light blue like it's like water but it's like pink or blue yeah it's slightly pink i think about that i don't want to take it out of the pouch [Music] why would you i don't know because when you're like 12 years old you think it's funny to stick the thing and pour it out like squeeze it out into a cup and then drink it because i used to stay in the bathroom for like an hour and make magic potions with shampoo toothpaste mouthwash i would do this kind of stuff oh there goes the combo that's not good you botched it what did the potions do i'm all right i don't know but but okay is this weird this might sound a little weird but it was an excuse to like not go to the bathroom i could just sit here and hold by like pretty much what i asked for and i it was like it was it was enjoyable for me to like sit there and like make the potions and not go i don't want to go to the bathroom no i was like a little kid i'm making potions right now mom i'm busy and it's like no get go to the bathroom you're a lifesaver and like if you go into goats like number two it was an excuse for me to make potions oh i can do this and nobody's gonna come in i can make magic potions because when you're in the bathroom obviously like the door is closed no one's like coming in so it was like i could make potions and like oh yeah i'm in the bathroom give me the shampoo and give me the mouthwash great job all right only a few more customers you're getting robbed what what the [ __ ] what happened we just like throw a stink bomb in here oh it's that kid where is he that him actually kind of like that it's staying a lesson in beating the haters this looks really good i'm gonna keep it i think it looks awesome actually not changing it back that has to go though that has to go that one doesn't passive aggressive karen have a nice day i i alright there's only two this tomorrow here uh mr albertson you have emails i i know i'll get them i'll get to the door awesome one more customer and i will go close the doors sweep your floors or i'm gonna go feral okay [Music] one person can only do so much i'm sorry i can't [Music] all right there we go i need to repair cars you can hire people really i need to close this [ __ ] garage albertson i'm hold on nobody took anything we're fine deal is low yeah i'll get a couple deliveries here make that little [ __ ] work for you i we need i need car parts they're good they're cheap today four of those get some of these i need a couple more of these uh this isn't gonna be expensive [Music] okay the smell is horrible i need to what smell well don't throw like a [ __ ] three day old like thanksgiving dinner in here whatever you did i don't know oh thanksgiving dinner stuffing cranberry sauce wait uh i would like a poll to be made as i wanted is this going to determine how many people get banned from the channel uh if you vote for the thing that i say that i if you vote for the one of these that i don't like timed out for 10 minutes i would like for you to do a poll whoever is available in the chat do poll or do you prefer the canned cranberry jelly sauce like the can in the can the jelly [ __ ] or fresh cranberry sauce i need to know pretty much what i ask for cranberry sauce or the cranberry can i need to know i'm not american well this is for what you have to be american to eat cranberry how much do i owe you that american thing who is he talking to laugh out loud you it's not going to sound crazy but you know what i love doing i'm a cranberry fiend i go all right i'm going to gross out everybody here are you ready to [ __ ] hate me everyone's going to hate my guts after this one um i like to buy the not concentrated not diluted 100 cranberry juice not concentrate this is the real [ __ ] and i drink that [ __ ] it hurts it's painful you did like the citric malic whatever acid that builds up on the back of your tongue it hurts it's brutal but i like it some i don't know why you can't drink too much of that though you can only have like a little bit of that it's way too acidic what you guys don't know is that when you buy cranberry juice off the shelf oh a cranberry juice cocktail when you think of cranberry juice i'll take a cranberry juice you're drinking like 13 cranberry juice and then like water and sugar you're not drinking the real [ __ ] what you guys don't know is [Laughter] he just called me out i know i see what you guys don't know is that's not real cranberry juice it's cranberry's cocktail i'm so much smarter than you and i'm better than you and i'm more healthy than you yeah yeah oh look i know i'm sorry uh but i i know it's a little weird i like to drink 100 not from concentrate cranberry juice in small amounts yeah i don't need too much of that did we even do a poll oh we did okay what do you got okay so it turns out that 57 percent of you 50 58 of you are in complete agreeance with all the other idiots that think that fresh cranberry sauce is better than the canned stuff canned stuff is way better i prefer the canned stuff i do time them out tying them out you can't time out like what's what's 7 60 percent of how many people are even here we can't time out 8 000 people i don't think we can even do that i don't think it's even possible uh not all jokes aside i do prefer the canned stuff easier to work with you can grab a knife and kind of just grab a little slab of it and put it right on the turkey and it sticks the sauce gets everywhere it doesn't stay on the turkey it doesn't it doesn't become part of the bite it becomes a sauce omega laughing pretty much you know what else i really like now that when we're just we're just we're just hanging out um you guys ever have red pepper jelly on top of you take the red pepper jelly out and you pour it over a slab of just philadelphia cream cheese just the plain philadelphia cream cheese grab some like wheat thins or crackers you just kind of smear down and grab a little bit of the jelly and a little bit of the cream cheese brick if you have not done that before i assure you if you do it you're going to understand it's very good it's unbelievable red pepper jelly goes great on a lot of stuff i need to eat more jelly i love this stuff oh you don't eat the whole thing on your own you put it out as like an appetizer you want to kill it at an appetizer i'll tell you if listen to me you bring the red pepper jelly and the philadelphia cream cheese and you make that it's so easy people look you're a genius you can use it be like that's like my little secret recipe like you don't even tell them that you got it from me do you take this it's yours you take the credit for this baked bree and strawberry jam that's leveling up a little bit i think because that requires actually baking you don't have to do anything you buy the little brick of philadelphia plain cream cheese open it out of its package from the fridge and just pour the red pepper jelly on top and then take some crackers of some wheat thins and just put it on the table you don't have to do anything well you also have to make sure that people like red pepper kind of jelly it's not hot but it kind of is derma a millionaire eats pepper jelly on cream cheese it's good it doesn't there's nothing to do with what are you talking about it does have a bit of a kick yeah it does that's the what do you mean that's like you've got mail i know i've got mail i have to repair cars i was worried don't let them shame you no i know how cream cheese is better than brick cream cheese um i mean that's a debate but for this particular purpose you need the brick because you have to push a cracker through it and it sits out on the table nice so you can kind of go through the jelly and into the cream cheese all right forget about the i need to do the garage is anybody in there all right somebody just got in you can wait like four days it's fine oh should i have no more fuel any kind of jamming cream cheese is good i haven't really had that much experience with it besides the red pepper one he's spending all of his money on nfts i'm not yeah the kuduri boards oh yeah awesome at fig jam you get fake jam on a jacob reborn what it's not even dirty in here disgusting what are they talking about oh [ __ ] okay i need to restock i need the ice cream freezer have a nice day when you're gonna make a sus face nft that's not gonna i'm not doing that am i oh out of fuel completely people are pissed oh i'm sorry um um um um i need products no i need gas i'm going this way [Music] spread carefully here journal [Music] i could give you a small opinion on it not really a major one but i think that over the next five to ten years i really hope that if that's something that's going to stick around that's some of the new technologies in like the crypto space makes them a lot more efficient if they're actually going to be around which they might not um because i was obviously at the current state right now you could use a little bit more efficiency and maybe a little more green where am i going where what's going on get off me are these all my tires all right what is it is that it what does he need oh it needs a second mirror [ __ ] it's an interesting concept but i wish it wasn't ruining the environment yeah well that's another thing to remember too is that amazing when people think of like blockchain right stuff like bitcoin stuff like ethereum you know i there's like proof of work proof of stake but hopefully potentially over the years those become way way more efficient where they don't need to do that much and generate that much electricity i really hope so i think there's a lot of people that are trying to solve that problem at the moment i can't say that i oh [ __ ] i gave him no gas he got zero guess and i also have to be completely honest here too i don't really even know that much about them i know about like cryptographic technology right in like cryptocurrency but nfts are kind of i'm kind of a boomer with that [ __ ] so it's hard to beat and speak about it oh my god this is a long line they've been in the line for days but if you want to hear the optimist in me right i i hope that some of these new technologies some of these new things people are making can be made and done and used in you know kind of proper ways [Music] i mean i look i i gotta be honest with everybody here i'm not gonna try to you know pretend like i don't speak of a certain topic i used to have an ethereum address that you could donate to on this stream it was there like i it was i was like okay oh dude come on give me some ethereum this is like 2015 or something 2016 right i think as these networks grow and more and more and more and more people are using them and we need more and more and more like like mining farms right they're trying to come up with solutions to that and i can speak personally that i i hope they do i hope they can actually come up with a solution because i think this i think it's a really interesting technology i do for many different reasons but if it has to be has to be done right right i'm getting a raid what's going on oh good perk time change the subject whoo hey big raid [ __ ] forget about all that [ __ ] i was just saying conrad's pants thanks for the raid what's up connor welcome guys how are you good to see you thanks for the raid hope you had a good stream connor we're playing gas station simulator great song please there is no rey song it hasn't happened since like 2019. stop there's no meme anymore the meme is gone see yeah you're talking about a season three no no that's like season five season six meme we're in like season no are we in season 10 season 11 that's like a season eight meme yeah i'm sorry you guys talking about like you guys talking about when uh when dale dropped the chili um no sorry we're like jeff and pam had a baby we're like that's where we are so i know like you thought that was funny like back then but we're we're on the new season here that'll do it i've not watched more than one episode of the office i've only seen i think 20 minutes of one episode somebody oh there's nothing on the shelves to buy somebody buy something i need more alcohol wait what do you need hmm everybody keeps busting out their mirrors here what's going on [Music] remember that office crack was actually really funny the way you got the names wrong thank you for saying that we're talking comedy we're talking comedian like me you i know one more car and that's it i think this is worth buying um it's kind of a fun just busy work game i think it's pretty fun how much is this game it's incredible does anybody anyone know how much this is great job 20 bucks yeah 20 bucks yeah i think so full trash oh the smell is horrible all right check the email for god's sakes [Music] get off my screen all right how are we doing didn't read them no i marked everything as read and closed my computer laptop hard and angry one more car going in whoa you've been robbed somebody took what'd you take took two gallons of milk oh [ __ ] i need to repair a car ah oh by the way to all the raiders take a look at this remember that one [Music] there they're already all gone i don't think all of them are gone cigarettes are a big seller i almost have to restock them remember can you beatbox please yeah [Music] oh [Music] you got a lot of stuff no no no no where's the beer a popular place now [Music] there we go all right finally can i do for you tire lucky for you i have one more tire okay i have to you had a mirror problem both mirrors are just one and then scratches nice nice okay gas station level three these are all i gotta throw these away all these deflated tires oh whatever okay let's uh go on to the next step now i'm going to close the store after this does it feel like i'm kind of super i have money this is where you become a combination kfc that's a good one i like that one okay level 700 bucks let's go [Music] so what does that do oh it's like a freezer section cool reconstruct the bus stop this action might have direct and immediate consequences get ready what where is that bus stop gas stop is the bus stop i need to restock shelves i i'm not gonna do i'm gonna have to get ready yeah i gotta get ready i need more uh materials other oh more parking toilet i can do two toilets second toilet okay oh a second fuel dispenser [ __ ] i need money bus stop don't buy that yet i'm gonna fill up on some products what do i need i need alcohol insufficient warehouse space hey [Music] how much fuel do i have [Music] it's a bunch i think i need fuel i have 160 i got plenty stock what you have got those no more cigarettes i have no alcohol i need a freezer right yeah i need a storage shelf i need like a ice cream thing ice cream this is so expensive 260 bucks what are you talking about what do you mind [ __ ] what do you want i don't have a tire dammit you need to tire can i put one of these dead ones on oh one's on the ground good all right give me one second i think otto needs to go outside i'll be right back yes is it you need to go outside we'll take a second break right back guess what you get to hear that's right foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] okay i am back right at the very end right what it ended perfect timing okay yeah i had to take care of auto what time is wake up for time seven stream for five hours uh we'll go for like another hour i'll keep going i'm curious about what this next uh step is here do not reset character oh my god is that so close to resume uh over here [Music] what what's going on he's all over the floor oh if he gets dad that makes sense if he gets stuck all right that gives me i need more tires i need more mirrors i've five four actually i think i'm okay for now [Music] i just licked my screen and i got to be honest the stream tastes terrible no those are the boogers you've wiped on your screen over the last like six months that'll do burgers taste good i can't oh it makes me shake it makes me shiver aha all right i have enough to put the ice cream thing in all right i need to rearrange this whole place [Music] good clean out all of my stock thank you so much that's 30 bucks uh i'm gonna do this i'm gonna close the store yeah if you serve another i want like at least 500 bucks don't make a comment i'm doing it right now what i get the distance award oh i got it nice okay that wasn't that far but still surprising nonetheless okay i gotta close we're closed we're closed all this two customers coming in okay no after this hey got two more cars no they're not coming for gas all right close the store all right no new customers it's pretty dirty in here let's take care of that first filthy you guys open no we just closed you just missed us the graffiti too yeah i will you should watch the sorcery tribute video so let's retribute video i'm interested oh we're closed right i was gonna serve you oh well all right we have one cigarette left one pack of cigarettes left that's it i need some major restocking here first things first i need an ice cream thing it's not even that much more money to get the big one all right i'm gonna move this out of the way for now because this is gonna be the ice cream station the ice cream and drink station because this is blue oh it's only blue because i haven't painted it i thought this was ice i thought it was icy over here well i'm keeping that theme so let's retribute yeah we'll we'll cue that up on wednesday let's see what wednesday we're going to do just a chill stream right do tearless god damn it i like that yeah okay is the section for uh ice cream so you are gonna do tearless i'm thinking about it i do maybe just like white i can't paint these can i put the ceiling no oh god damn it no i don't want to do this i cancel cancel i want to cancel this i why am i painting the roof okay well now we need to clean this up how about an ass eating tier list you either do or you don't it's either s or f and it's one icon i you put it there i don't need to have this conversation anymore okay it is clean in here oh let me put that against this wall and then the drinks will be on this back wall here yeah this is like the chill zone this is the cool zone come on come on come on here we go look at that yeah awesome oh i love it no put that back put that back stop taking them out how do i put it back no stop taking them out oh my god okay that was perfect that's fine can they get to this if it's here i wonder if they can't get the ice cream and they get to the ice cream still i think so maybe not maybe we'll see what happened all the stuff oh my god i missed her a heart attack let's go back here too here's about the window yeah that's fine [Music] looks good okay um okay well it's back behind the wall somehow i guess all right what's next alcohol snack sorry i think i did i get alcohol delivery i did didn't i did i not maybe i didn't alcohol pull these pull these and one of those how much is that okay there we go [Music] how do you deal with the winter lanterns on nightmare menses i turn my volume down all the way and uh just go and kill them as fast as i can because the audio is what causes the most problems for you because it's the most terrifying sound that's ever been put in a video game [Music] [ __ ] i had alcohol can i cancel can i cancel that delivery i needed snacks not alcohol [ __ ] whatever he's already here wave him down i'm canceling i canceled the order i cancelled the order in the app i'm sorry i cancelled the order in the app no i know i know i'm sorry make another alcohol shelf i don't think i can afford to buy one they're like 300 dollars yeah 170 bucks all right i can open up the store now though let me just make sure i clean up i need snacks and smokes that's true i have plenty of alcohol forever now that'll do hey goodbye please leave so i can do the funny thing where i close the gate when your truck is halfway out and we see what happens oh you made it i think you broke my garage door oh [ __ ] i think it is broken all right we're good remember you're not beating the furry allegations i don't know when did i say it was a furry i open the store i have to make some money and then i'm going to reconstruct the that thing the bus stop i don't even know what color is it hopefully this is the right color it is okay good hey i have a lot more to paint friendly reminder germa once went incognito to a furry convention well no not yet almost done with this uh it's gonna have to wait all right we can go back to that laughing and this is not going to be a dollhouse scenario where i'm doing like oh look at me look at me and doing the walk and stuff in that costume no no i'm going to be stoned faced i'm not gonna make any emotion i'm just gonna walk around hello welcome a lot of you have this thing in your head where i'm going to be walking around doing the look of me thing all the time and trying to get on people's tick tocks and then photo bomb i'm not gonna do any of that i'm gonna be the most unassuming person there [Music] like honestly anytime you see any footage of somebody in a fursuit from here on out from now going forward it could be me just want to make that very clear you don't know customer [ __ ] i have to paint this this is really kind of messed up looking you have to find the guy that's 5-2 hold on wait wait wait wait give me something heavy i don't know why okay where is he where is he where are you where is he get out of here no stop you little [ __ ] where'd he go did he fly away i saw the shadow on the ground it was like a bird flying where'd he go oh you're stuck aren't you oh there's a lot of people here oh god there's a lot of people it's like 10 people here no i don't suck okay i don't suck i'm coming i'm coming hello yes we got ice cream oh these are good nice this is quite a haul oh my god how much [ __ ] are you that's a lot of stuff there's like six ice creams and like five orange sodas or something like four beers that was a lot there was like 15 items and if i'm wrong i bet you can't do a perfect wolf howl on stream right now [Music] and that guy for life man that guy for life banner for life he doesn't get to come back he does not get to come back ban that guy permanently he does not get to come back wait what was this what was the stipulation if i couldn't do it then he would get banned i don't even know what i was agreeing to no no no no no no no i'm not done i'm not done with your car i pressed the button to have it come down that's it you're getting [ __ ] swept that's it you get swept that's it you get yeah what are you gonna do run me over you're gonna run me over is that what you're gonna do yeah get out of here get out of here come on why i got to get it to be a snap there it is oh shut up okay i get to do that once a year i want to go audition for mario right and before the audition i want to make like the audio directors think that like i'm really like into the role and everything good job i'm gonna like warm myself up to be mario because i'm a huge fan so before i say anything i get into the audition booth they get into the room and they're all like okay so uh we're waiting there they're waiting for me and i just put the headphones on and i start the audition i just start going down and then i do the mario impression good job do you think that does that show passion yeah would i be the like annoying guy that's trying to make his audition way better than everybody else's and trying too hard going over the plan man i'm going with like an audition plan uh i remember i wanted to be an actor i always thought like man if i ever went like an audition i'd have to like i gotta stand i'm gonna stand out i thought you put it on the conveyor belt wrong that's not my fault that's you have to pay anything you owe me money for what you just broke hey hey i'm not done talking to you i could have been mario all right that person's liquid that versus liquefied there's no way thanks remember you you're not the horn section you're the whole orchestra what all right how much do i have to repair the thing [Music] choice [Music] i was worried we'd be stranded a lot yeah that's quite a lot all right it's time to repair wait there's one person in the garage oh nobody comes to the garage anymore you make a much better luigi i don't think i'd be a good mario character at all what it looks like a wet paint version of this whatever all right i'm gonna buy an order of snacks and cigarettes and then i'm gonna open it up snacks these are popular these are popular all right order insufficient warehouse space get out of here with this [ __ ] now i need cigarettes we're gonna go with the super blend premium tobacco and super blend that's a lie i have room what is this number even trying to convey to me 20 in brackets 122 out of 200 what 20 122 out of 200. there's a delivery on the way oh [Applause] can i upgrade the warehouse i actually might be able to i'm okay on gas might need some more i might consider a trash removal because maybe this is like smells still streaming yeah for now all right what's wrong with your car i do any funny dances uh yeah i can do uh most of the fortnite dances i've practiced them a lot at least the default ones that aim with the game i haven't played in a pretty long time i have like probably two or three thousand hours in fortnight though so i do know a little bit about it stopped playing it a while ago though [Music] um i can do those i love that game i just kind of wish they would um and i want to say out of the building when you like build and jump around and build i kind of just lost interest after a while it's a really fun game i think it's really a great game though you love making people hate you didn't i say i was gonna stop doing this i did say that didn't i i made it pretty clear that i was to stop doing that oh well [Music] you're well lifesaver clean the scanner i didn't even know i could move my mouse in that direction all right get that delivery order the food and then we're going to get the bus stop where's this delivery hurry up what's going on something this is something wrong over here something's going wrong oh this is the guy i threw into the atmosphere he's back yep i get it i'm on it [Music] this out go ahead and take off so i can close please glitches you just know the devs did not want to fix i would what is that it's like a weight problem it just wasn't necessarily programmed that the cars were gonna weigh more so they can be moved very easily yeah you can roam the delivery trucks i just don't want to because i need the deliveries you're amazing you're breathtaking all right wow these are popular and now i need cigarettes and a little bit more ice cream and i'm done and i'm ready [Music] don't know i forgot to add the whatever it's a naked guy in the store no there's not game lag that's it good job thank you okay i've not cleaned the bathroom holy [ __ ] that's accurate oh god it's probably horrible in here at least like piss prince why they weirdly single file huh um give me a minute i'm painting over the poo stains that's just gross come on throw up jeremy grow up oh [ __ ] customer fuel cash register fuel is low customer garage great job thank you all right next this guy is naked you weren't i thought you were lying holy [ __ ] this guy's no clothes on thanks why is the merchandise so dusty fire staff i i can't hire anybody yet i have to like level up thanks out broom the truck fine fine you happy are you happy i know it's stuck there almost got it there we go all right now just keep going you're good keep going stop turning to the pole yes okay he's good he's good to go all right time to open up the thing how many people have i killed zero warehouse door um it's okay let me just clear out this uh queue it's a never ending queue oh my god there's too many people [Music] thank you goodbye okay what else did i get alcohol [Music] all right where's the truck he made it out he's a little wobbly but i think he's all right all right one tire two mirrors warehouse i know i know i know i know there's a lot going on you're playing among us mini games yeah that's fine thank you okay i got a lot of money it's time yeah all right it's time it's time i need fuel all right i need a delivery of fuel and then i am constructing that bus stop all right let's go one more delivery of ice cream what are you buying what is all this [ __ ] i caught that at the last second what how many did you buy like three's how much type of cigarettes do you buy imagine being a cashier saying all this [ __ ] what are you buying oh my god how much how many cigarettes are you buying too many two four pack cigarettes what the hell are you doing making money though and now i understand what people that like let's say if i was like running a store or like a restaurant or something it's like you got like 20 people in line and the person is ordering just like oh yeah can i can i get kidding i'm sorry it's like you order what you want get out of the way oh but excuse me this is that doesn't happen can mine come with light oil no just order it and leave oh no okay let me see the menu i'm like let me get a little closer look here so deck this says it comes with vinegar and oil can it come with just light oil no actually you know what no i can have a peppers on it yeah just order it and leave clean the store uh it's always funny when people go to like a fast food restaurant where the menu hasn't changed in like 60 years now does it do does the whopper come with pickles it's been the same menu for [ __ ] 100 years what are you talking about i don't what they have not changed that menu in like since like 1950. what if they what if they don't know jeremiah i know i'm just saying i'm i'm i'm just saying that's i love that video it's like the funniest video i can do it quick like this fastest hot dog shooter uh in a northwest i don't know probably a whole world i can do a quick get the bus stop why is there okay here it comes here comes the bus stop [Music] a single bus can hold a massive crowd [Music] hire some employees i don't have access to employees where do you see this i have shelves see it's grayed out man [Music] immediately i don't have any more fuel [Music] how much do i owe you you know what's insane about that video that guy somebody uh somebody's like a doctor or scientist or whatever maybe you just know he is he's inhaling the hot dogs into his lungs am i understanding that correct no are you sure [Music] you're not stressful it is yes there's pickles on the whopper they've been there for 50 years [Music] yeah i can do the fries without salt of course i can [Music] no no we don't sell another restaurant's food why would you think we have another restaurant's food oh somebody stole [ __ ] out of my [Music] ah [Music] it's time to clean up [Music] what the [ __ ] what is going on what is happening who the [ __ ] are these people are they taking [ __ ] what's going on are they paying i can't tell if they're paying or not all right i'm going i'm going i'm going this is gonna be a ton of money okay i i really hate to be this guy but can't you all just order a huge amount of [ __ ] together there's only four items in this entire store can you just like kind of do it together on the same check you know what i mean like i'll just put like 10 of each thing into a basket and look you can even pay me like 10 under i'll give you like a [ __ ] warehouse price i'll give you a bulk price just just please i wanted what are they doing out there yeah i don't have any gas oh you guys have [ __ ] how's that for a party music wait that's it what okay so just to give you a little bit i'm not going to be doing this in the furry costume because that's me right that would be me doing that if i i'm not gonna i'm not it's absolutely not gonna happen hey hey man hey what would you get pringles yeah me too hey i also got two three dr peppers oh yeah me too great job oh the tongue i mean what'd you get there you know you can't stop the pepper and uh get pringles you know it's oh awesome awesome hope you enjoy the party whatever it is whatever the hell are you doing yeah take this with you actually hit it where am i oh imagine the cast what happened here answer the phone no no so many cars upside down what happened all right answer the phone call from uncle ted it's not his name i don't know why i said that i was the rush hour nephew hope you didn't get trampled beneath all the customers coming in from that bus i've heard workers tell me i'm oh my god are you kidding me thank god i need somebody to work this register all right uh just hold on employee there's no is nobody here employee camper oh they have to live okay they live here okay i have an employee camper fire [ __ ] i didn't need to buy a employee camper i need to register why do i only have 47 seconds to make a hiring decision this doesn't feel right what um okay john's resume makes it clear he is overqualified for the job he finished law school and held a job as an attorney he ceased working in law at a strange time too early to be a career choice mistake too late to be disenfranchised with his line of work he does not appear willing to elaborate his website surprisingly does not all right the resume has no hesitation in telling that uh emily is looking for a temporary dropper goal is to become a socialite based off her listed personal information her previous work experience has all been mundane jobs at the service level but number she's worked in the industry for years now you just became a different person what oh right because 23 minutes what happened andrew just finished working three jobs simultaneously there's somebody knows that he's looking for more profitable work no matter his difficulty to have a little more time to himself then why do i have 24 minutes now the last page of his resume knows that he is trying to save money for either a potential trip or immigration to europe okay he's noted to be an outgoing easily approachable man with no service experience you can only use his opinions to judge his effectiveness in working at the gas station okay cleaning six register one repairing one fourteen i think honestly i'm talking i think a lawyer would would do pretty good behind the register i'm gonna go with a lawyer oh wait i can hire you both all right you're both hired okay so how do i now what do i all right well i need help i need some help where's john i just hired him john is he in his hollywood actor trailer where is he he's resting oh [ __ ] look at this line look at this line on hurry up how come i don't get to go to sleep close the store i mean this is money coming in great it would after the rush there's a lot of people here do more cocaine stop staying open 24 7. why would the scanner be on the other side of the basket that's such a small thing but i it's funny that's such a little thing you guys are making me [ __ ] laugh today okay where is that employee van thing whatever it was where i saw it get built where is it there's a mirror only holy [ __ ] you're gonna pay me 200 plus dollars to just replace your mirror oh my god i could probably do this behind the warehouse he in here it's a health bar gone uh i'm gonna can you go handle the register it's a health bar all right you take the register i will handle the cleaning another minute what all right if you need help uh john's here to assist you if you need it right there he's ready for this trash this place up a little bit you're ringing up stuff more than once you just rang up things like four times john and by the way how come you can use the scanner in the basket i don't even know you could do that that's based you're gonna get higher profits uh what was that foreign i i don't want to be like the annoying boss that's like me are you doing it right are you doing it right ah we need more ice cream more ice cream more drinks let your employer work for eight hours okay pretty good take care of this thank you uh nice work a premium wait i own 22 but i can pay him 200. what does that do oh here's what i paid 25 200. i don't have to have 200 dollars oh okay yeah duhan underneath the garage i could just make a delivery okay would i say we needed we needed ice cream oh i want one of those right now okay and i want bold almond also we need some drinks okay that should be good and then snack we got plenty snacks it's far too much that i can hold come on come on i gotta upgrade the warehouse oh you're doing great warehouse oh it's like 200 bucks to upgrade this thing [Music] finally workshop level two all right not yet okay now i can do this delivery i want ice cream and some drinks and what else some maybe a little bit of something for the car it's gonna be a lot of money but all right you kidding me all right let's go [Music] still plenty of gas [Music] i think i had a raptor mask on i hear somebody for the garage i couldn't hire a second person a higher no space for new employee purchase additional trailer what the [ __ ] need to upgrade your station all right look can you here his 30 bucks and i'll give you a premium payment after this go and head to the repair the shop plenty of alcohol any ice cream i got plenty of snacks okay get another gas pump how much is a second gas pump 300 350. 250 all right get a second dispenser good oh [ __ ] i need to build a four to pay this guy stop i'm here full restocking that's good more that'll do nice okay restock all the shelves yep clear i think i need fuel soon here oh god that'll do it come on hurry up 200 bucks okay get it you're a human parrot i know just say [ __ ] all the time i was worried we'd be stranded your employee is getting tired is he all right i'll make i'll send him he can rest gonna clear out this line you've been playing this for six hours yeah i know i mean it's fun it's just like a menial task game it doesn't really need to be anything else and there's like a little slow trickle of upgrades i think you want to keep going i think it's fun all right here comes the delivery i don't customers order i you i know you want gas don't be mad at the customer relax [Music] good good okay cigarettes are there booze is here i got a fully stocked store oh john yep connect it fill it up john john take a break you can take a break excellent work okay uh don't fire him take a break oh sir parked in a weird place great job where's this premium payment i don't i can't give i don't have 200 i i have 143 dollars no one in six hours has needed a full tank of gas go perfect hits by serving customers to receive tips [Music] oh my god stop shaking their sodas have a nice day that's definitely supposed to be elon musk minute in right and i'm gonna barf yeah that was i would say that was a great order two of those like fruity push-up uh frozen treats and two popcorns that was a great order yeah one oh i thought i didn't like the ice cream all right clean up and then i'm gonna go check on uh i gotta get a garbage to come and then let me let's go check on i'm gonna clean and then go check on john i owe you one buy a new floor you mean i could have had something beside this dirty ass floor the whole time really really decorations indoor oh man no no you can't how about an old wagon wheel that's cool let's get that cool you put the clock back look now i have per the place has personality all right john i need you out here you have a minute all right john you take care of the uh i don't think there's enough materials no it's not i need a delivery of materials um go do the register that helps okay i need you to go in and handle the register dirty bathroom get all this okay we're good now clean the mirrors there we go fuel i'm not picking locks what the [ __ ] i was curious why i couldn't do this i'm gonna get in trouble for this picking the locks what's in there five bucks that's it why am i saying that's it hold on oh i need to be a master i got a first try you got hold on you got a drum set and you need 18 holy [ __ ] that's perfect where's john [Music] all right you just got you're you're irritating me now get out of here stop it [Music] don't rob too many your reputation is going to be on the line [ __ ] you're kind of right aren't you it's great [Music] oh weird the uh the owner of this place is just walking around picking locks [Music] oops [Music] stop [Music] stop moving the car five bucks that's a lot 370. we need i need to buy uh more car parts nothing's gone i'm good hey i'm gonna tell you right now i got a premium payment for you yeah keep up the good work in fact what i need you to do now i really kind of need i'm you know you go ahead and you feel um oh let's go help me clean up i'll take over from here john okay we need tires it's so expensive right now god damn it 140 i think i have a few of these i need tires bad great job all right hey uh all right come here take that register i'm busy right now all right i got this just as i wanted incredible okay finally here comes the delivery and you go ahead and keep them distracted 16 bucks thank you this doesn't open this one there's a master lock [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yeah good luck with the snakes eleven bucks a nice oh delivery am i stupid [Music] i open this door look at the delivery truck this is my my order you want me to lock pick my own order on hurry up wow i'm sorry [Music] [ __ ] i have one more chance [Music] [Music] that's the best one all night for sure i i think there's gonna be one better than that one oh god [ __ ] damn it i didn't want to give him 200 bucks thank god there's a timer i didn't mean to do that remember smash brothers when you do the hit the dummy with the baseball bat and for some reason you did it perfect that one time it's 30 to 40 percent harder than any time you'll ever do ever again that's how i felt about that last one horrible i'm not gonna be able to replicate that again all right my delivery came in so let's go stalk that i can't believe why did you tell me i could steal from people now this is all i'm doing [Music] some comedian some you probably heard this a thousand times so i'm not claiming this is my like funny joke or anything but there really needs to be two horns it needs to be a like [ __ ] you horn like like this and there has to be a little like should be two different sounds you've said this before yeah but i mean it how many times i would like to beep at somebody but have it be like hey i just like i'm just trying to let you know something cause a regular car horn is just you're pissed it just sounds so angry [Music] herb your enthusiasm yeah yeah probably [Music] [Music] i'm not even working anymore i'm just like stealing people's cars [Music] come here oh [ __ ] can i still do this what do you need all right you got a messed up tire i can take care of that this has been really cozy stream oh thanks i'm just kind of hanging out i've been having a great time having a really good time i need a anti-scratch you're welcome [ __ ] no wait no something wrong with your tire there's something wrong i have something on your tire i forgot she's trying to drive that's why i can't do it stop trying to drive [Music] [ __ ] whatever wool box what do you have [Music] [Applause] chat 15 bucks all right [Music] that'll be 15 bucks where's john [Music] um what's happening here hold on is nobody in this car [Music] does it help what's that guy doing all right no more stealing i i'm not doing that anymore where's john how you doing john nice work good cars fueled shop customers met received tips and repaired cars they're gonna take a long time hire somebody ah i need another trailer right i can't get another trailer until next level which is probably gonna take a long time it's probably not a bad place to stop to be honest he's stuck he's not what is he what's going on here are you not ringing up customers there's people waiting for how many people have you have you not serviced it how does he have like one of those weird microphones you get like one of those evangelical microphones like he's on stage doing like a huge like a stadium full of people the televangelist top of the line job there gone oh take care of the cars i'll take i'll get this you bought car goods oh i only bought two tires so i could afford what's this thing what's this thing in the bottom this product scanned at a 732 it's kind of a weird number out of 732 i kind of need to know what that means leveling up [Music] whoa super all right how are we doing restock that restock this okay looks good holy [ __ ] that was like a hiccup thing don't [ __ ] it up come on it's right there nice where is it right here we go i owe you running out of gas no more fuel [Music] oh he's looking for me where is he where is that little [ __ ] i gotta keep some like plates around or something to throw at him i don't know i'm gonna throw a can of pringles at him where is he no give me those give me this give me how do you miss that close just stop oh my god give me [Music] wait [Music] so what's going on i didn't get it what i don't get it what the [ __ ] is that why did it break oh by the way thumbs down upside down is uh thumbs up so sorry blue rocket all right i gotta i have some cool stuff what did i get where's john oh he's repairing somebody's car nevermind [Music] hey goodbye why am i still playing this i don't know i'm having a good time [Music] with the drum set in the store i have a lot of decorations try to glitch a car into the store yeah that's a good idea oh whatever i'm out of gas how much do i owe you uh it's gonna have to be one of the little cars i think you're joking right no there's no way a car is gonna fit in here oh no way but what i can do and i'm willing to do this before the stream's over is to put like at least i would say at least 10 to 20 cars in the warehouse with people driving them [Music] let's go ahead and get that started come on oh no you i gotta open this first [ __ ] don't move all right you're not gonna move that's fine why is the back door open what the backboard shouldn't be open no wonder the people been stealing stuff alright let's go this is different person it's not even the same person okay good there's one to keep you in all right yeah you're definitely stuck let's try to get at least 10 cars in here if i can you gonna escape no because once i get these two in i'm gonna close the door hopefully i wonder if they despawn they might one now you beep of all the times we just go in here i feel like i'm what's like that sport with the you're on the ice and you have to go chew the brooms curling okay there we go now you're in okay good luck two all right let's close them in he still in there why won't this close see if they breed okay oh yeah yeah all right well we got plenty of people where's john are you trying to scam me i'm just trying to concentrate okay almost there nice they didn't despawn perfect i think i could probably get 10 before this takes too long i'll drive this way oh you fool no you full all right get in very nice how do you not have a headache um i don't know i don't are they all still waiting here at the register no what the hell stop why your car's so much heavier than everybody else's there you go stay right there for just a second oh [ __ ] you're in the way you're in the way just get out of the way for a second no she's escaping okay go on this way excellent stop stop oh boy oh boy this is becoming ugly it's already ugly and haven't even started it's she's doing it she's gonna stop driving around all right we're secure oh yeah yay you watched it this is way lighter than all the other ones holy [ __ ] this look at how this like a air [Music] john john i owe john 200 bucks he's just there oh no john john go take care of the register okay wait john where are you going go on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i need to talk to you for a second there take 200 to take another 200. okay i just gave you 400. go handle the register if you could thank you john your boss is insane well stay like that for a second car like yeah this is okay john is keeping this place afloat yeah he is good no no no no no no no okay plenty of room in here this is a horror movie from the antagonist point of view just wait stay right there getting harder to get into this room what does that sound oh okay i have to parkour over all these cars wow look at that didn't even have to do anything we got two [Music] no no no no no no no stop driving forward so me and john have quite an interesting operation here so they're going through the checkout line and they're driving through the exit over here and i'm pushing their car into the garage you should order a delivery yeah the plan is if i can get 10 cars in here and order a delivery and then open the damn thing let's see what happens come on you're dragging jon into this no there we go there we go the car is all spawned in here one two three four five six seven yeah i don't think i need to even close this no i don't i do not need to close this all right send him oh oh uh oh uh oh looks like this no all right let's go come on i need customers where's john another minute in here and i'm gonna barb all right go on oh there you are [Music] rude [Music] almost there no [ __ ] so many more there's so many more there's so many [Music] they're all leaving the same time all right you go in okay yeah you somebody's getting out somebody's getting out somebody's getting out this side somebody's trying to get out [Music] this is a mess okay oh oh it's gonna be really hard to get out i don't think i need to close the doors her car is wedged in blocking everybody else ow and equip the broom i like the broom pushes it around nice i'm not quite sure cars bounce like that everybody escapes no they didn't oh you're in all right good not bad we're gonna have to make a little bit of room though so what i mean by that is some people have to get over on this left side here that you're not going anywhere so it's okay okay that looks fine you know you can't go anywhere one two three all right i got a lot of cars here let's get like three more i don't even think about it perfect perfectly wedged oh perfectly wedged lovely all right are there no more customers i think we are at the limit of spawn yeah this is the spawn limit it's worse than before it's more of cops they're on to you [Music] oh [ __ ] you almost got out is that the car wait what is this car is this the one i was just using this car is really uh like bouncy see why it's so bouncy stop being so bouncy what the hell remember what is this accomplishing you need to rethink your life um well i mean there's a goal here the goal is to get a bunch of cars in here and then order a delivery truck so i mean there's a goal i love the shape of this car is hard to move around god damn it you had so many opportunities to get away there [Music] oh this car no we're losing people that's better yeah that's fine do that [Music] so close you get back in there got it they're gonna start to just pop around and i'm not gonna be able to stop it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no no no no no damn broke nobody nobody's getting out the other way right nope we're good all right one more and i'm calling a delivery truck why is this the longest stream you've done in three years what i played the lord of the rings game for like 14 hours what are you talking about that was like two years ago very invested i'm gonna call the delivery truck and then we're gonna play the tour go theme for like 10 minutes until the delivery truck gets in i don't want to be too crazy about this because they all have to go in perfect all right in in in all right it's time [Music] all right it's time this is perfect entrance time to order the delivery truck okay this is ready [Music] all right save the game cool okay order delivery and i'm going to sit right there i'm going to watch it the whole thing the master i will not be pleased here take a shitload of money you know what here just take it all take it all and then you know just do don't you get out of here i don't want you i don't want you near this i am targo all right let's call a uh we need a big we need like a big one so tires [Music] i go from inside or from outside i wonder what's inside maybe what's a better perspective [Music] uh [Music] oh no [Music] where is he [Music] where is the delivery truck oh here he comes [Music] [Music] [ __ ] oh god here he comes play the guitar [Music] oh [ __ ] i don't want to be in the middle of this i would want to be in the middle of this [Music] where's the guitar oh [ __ ] he's here he's coming he's coming he's coming i can't even get to the guitar man i'm stuck now i'm right in the middle right in the eye of the storm [Music] it's like i'm not going in there what are you talking about [Music] well go in there look [Music] hi i'm targa [Music] it's gonna be so hard to get him in here just to be precise turn the car around turn the car around be facing the right direction go on you need to be facing the right way [Music] is that too tall [Music] i think a party bus just came in oh [ __ ] i gotta get the bus i have to get the party bus in here come on get in there get in there i have to get the party bus in here that's the absolute culmination of this whole thing it's in it's in it's in oh my god i'm going to the back door i'm pushing it get out of the [ __ ] way get in there get in there then oh my god oh this is i think this is over how can you work here give me that party vessel right now i'm not having a good time at all you know what hey who cares everything's free today everything's free today you don't have to pay for anything all free i shouldn't have said anything oh god it's all for free [ __ ] who cares yeah you're joining the party all right this thing is so big it's so huge i have to get it over there nobody's even driving this stupid thing there we go oh what a perfect shot i think the cop got out i'm closing the door and we're having a rave in here so make room make room with a party bus it's almost dead get this out of the way [Music] what he said imagine the fumes it's almost earned just wedge it in come on get over there not bad this might work straight in oh it's in get in it's in it's in it's so close it's so close one or two more pushes this should be it got it done game over lock him in [Music] all it takes is a little a little bit of chaos and this is just sure to start moving [Music] i can't play vega bus it's illegal okay that car is hiding from me that car is currently hiding like i can't see you does that mean all the aliens are gonna come back here i don't think there's any more cars oh [ __ ] who are you we gotta go in the back get a plane in here i don't think i can't drive a plane just go this way wrap around you can do it don't worry about that i i don't think there's much else i can do you need a fuel truck oh don't even tell me to do that i'm pretty sure that's the end close both ends i'm i'm like i can i don't know how this car got like this i can't go that way i should be able to close both now right yeah [Music] smart you waited till i opened the door yeah then you think you can get up very smart how am i speaking with a fake english [Music] accent i'm gonna let you go yes my kid [Music] huh i picked the party bus [Music] no [Music] master lock i can't sit down what the [ __ ] i can't sit down and play this there's a truck on it [Music] really oh that's annoying nope it's broken all right let's see i'm that's it i'll see you guys on wednesday press the red button [Music] hell uh this has been gas station simulator recommended very fun i think that i had a pretty good time that was a good time and i'll see you guys on wednesday we're going to do some redoing some tier lists i've been to more restaurants i think i have more i want to see how much i am the same maybe i'm a little different than a few years ago so we'll see you wednesday have a good rest of your weekend tomorrow is uh well it's kind of the end of the weekend right now on sunday hope you have a good week though we'll see you wednesday around two o'clock pacific maybe we'll see you there take care of yourselves let's do the intro the outro actually hey look at this yeah i love this one i also have the other song too that plural made [Music] i want to compile like all of these and be able to switch to them whenever [Music] you'll be hearing this a lot [Music] anything else we can suggest for when day stream when does it days stream i need some protein jesus uh yeah i kind of want to do tier lists maybe some quizzes just kind of chill for a few hours [Music] it was just a a browser based stream we'll see do buzzfeed quizzes i want to yeah i want to do ones i haven't done before though i did a lot gonna be hard to even remember which ones i did do but thanks for the subs everybody this is the list of subs still a lot of people [Music] even since pulling back to like once maybe twice a week streaming [Music] no one here is obligated to give me any money surprising all the time so thank you [Music] dude ray joel yeah sir i lie's gonna listen to this music all day speaking of good music i mean who could forget this i mean this is like a classic right [Music] song is also very lovely [Music] it's on tap grand theft auto gta spooky mysteries [Music] what is gta spooky mysteries [Music] it seems interesting that was virgil what okay ludwig's playing this game called super auto pets this game cool it looks like really interesting [Music] like a tower defense the new twitch meta [Music] uh it looks really cute i watched him play it for like 30 minutes or so and i was like i didn't have any idea what was going on but it looked cute go say hello to joel and whatever this is gta it's a custom mod missions or something whatever it is we're about to find out i'll see you guys on wednesday take care of yourselves have a great night [Music] you can get that to 7k though i know you can [Music] you can you can get that 7k [Music] i know you can do it i've seen you do it before [Music] come on come on gwen i know you come on [Music] here we go all right i'll see you guys wednesday take care of [Music] yourselves back we have to go back and face freddie torched with the mama top there's some more

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Published: Tue Nov 09 2021