Jerma Streams with Chat - Bug Tier Lists (July 2022)

how you doing hey welcome back welcome back good to see you again just typing some stuff getting some stuff ready hope you're having a good day i'm having a pretty good day and i'll tell you why first of all uh i am negative for covid i i don't know how i i'm better today but if you heard me uh a day or two ago uh polly is positive so i mean i've been in the house i've been sick i don't have coping i have symptoms it's weird negative on a pcr whatever all right let's go i guess there's no way it's a false negative dude i took i i could if that if it's a false negative then holy [ __ ] i've taken probably eight at-home tests all of them are negative i took a pcr that had to get sent to a lab negative at this point i don't know i have absolutely no idea it's just strange right holly's fine yeah she's fine she's getting over it she's over the over the hump i got covered and it took three days after i had symptoms to show a positive i mean i've it's it's been three or four days five days whatever it is right it's been a while it's been at least four or five days and i i feel better today and a little bit into yesterday so i though when i was streaming out that uh my time at porsche that's when i kind of felt the worst so i don't know but anyways yes negative for cover that's good um for now i guess we'll see probably gonna take another test at home maybe another day or two just to make sure but so we've got a lot to talk about today a major amount of things to talk about and some of them you're going to be very happy about the first thing we're going to go over today is wait till people get in wait till people get in it's a very big deal i think a lot of you guys are going to be really happy to hear this this is a big deal huge deal big deal incoming how many people are here 100 how many people are 100 people here was there 100 people is there a hundred is there at least a hundred okay this weekend first of all yeah i would just relax for a second sit down you're gonna have to sit down for this one this friday because we passed a million followers on twitch a couple days ago i thought wouldn't it be fun maybe i remember i told you i had this idea well i'm gonna do it i'm going for it this friday and saturday back to back for a million followers on twitch ladies and gentlemen we're going back to sorcery that's right i'm gonna play through sorcery again the first game that i started with on twitch we are rewinding all the way back to sorcery episode one for those of you that have no idea what this is good don't even look it up well yeah you should look it up because it's awesome yeah we're going back and redoing it man recycling content that's what we're doing that's the that's the first game i streamed on twitch i think i think i didn't even think i had 500 viewers on those streams it's been a long time so we're at least gonna do part one and part two and i mean there's a lot of new viewers here that have no idea the sus command that you all know sus in the chat is from that game it's not among us it's from [ __ ] sorcery it's sense danger it's not sus so we're gonna do that friday this friday we're gonna do it i'm gonna get wicked into it i'll have a few beers i'll do a bunch of shitty voices should be fun and then probably do that into saturday too maybe we'll see no rewinds we'll we'll come up with a rule set i think it'd be fun to do though and then on sunday guess what's happening on sunday it has pretty much been confirmed a green screen movie night episode three green screen movie night is this sunday and i'm ready now if there is a hang up then we can we'll do it another time right we'll do another day or two later but i think we're on pace to be able to do the first one at least so that's that's exciting a lot of [ __ ] happening this weekend my grandparents are coming over can we do this later i what do you mean can we do what later i'm on your television right now hit pause and come back okay hit pause right now just leave your you know leave the tab open whatever you can minimize the screen whatever put your computer to sleep whatever then come back after and so paul so pause right now i'll welcome you back you are how was uh time with the grandparents see and you got to have time with your grandparents and now you get to watch the rest of the stream welcome back let's go can we switch the stream to tuesday no it's that it's sunday so today we're i'm very excited for today i've been waiting for this game to come back as one of the best bugs bunny players in the [ __ ] world okay and guess what i can say that do you know why i can say that there are eight billion people in the world probably only like maybe a few million have even seen this game or played it at all multiverses of those people let's say maybe like 10 to 20 000 of them play bugs bunny and let's say that maybe 5 000 of them have played more than 20 games as bugs money that small company right there that's 5 000 people in the world i'm one of 5 000 people on earth potentially which is insane right i can say that this dude's on meth egotistical math i can't read it guys i'm sorry but i'm i'm very excited for multiverses this stream is is going to be sponsored eventually here there's some things that i told people i was going to do and we have to wait a little bit so yeah i'm so happy i i love this game i think it's [ __ ] awesome and it's gonna be a sponsored stream you kidding me like are you kidding me and this is gonna be drops so just we'll go over that later but i have there's some important things to do first i believe the drops will get you access to the game you have to watch for a certain amount of time with drops enabled we'll get there eventually drops drops drops drop drop drops drops drops drops drop drops drops drops drops drop drops that's what i want to see in the chat when i play [Laughter] [Music] oh stop come on for those of you that don't like bugs uh i'm about to ruin your life because i have to do a bug to your list there's some i don't know some weirdo in the chat said hey dude you should do a bug tier list while you hang out and wait and i'm like well hey okay fine so if you don't like bugs if you don't like the sight of bugs they're going to be on the screen so i want to make sure people know that before i switch over right now spider is s frank nope i think i'm gonna surprise a lot of people with what my s-rank bugs are so we have to let's go over what this means right hold on let me let's go over here what's up okay so there's bugs on the screen right now so just want to make it be aware of that so here's how this is going to work yeah somebody somebody made this list and put it in chat it's a comedy list all right we're going to there's a comedy tier i it's i'm not gonna put okay it's a comedy tier so here's what's gonna happen this is based on how much i like this insect not about how effective they are in helping the environment ecosystems not nothing like that this is just how i feel about this bug okay so this is how i personally feel so let me let's break down what this means so if i saw one of these bugs crawl across the ground this is the reaction like or like oh look okay are you ready i don't even know i i think this is a fish whoever made this list this is a comedy it's a fish this is not a bug it's a fish let's okay let's do this let's get this out of the way this is comedy this is bugs bunny this is not a bug this is bumble bee who is not a bug it's bumblebee the the character from transformers cool hollow knight is also what kind of bug is hollow knight a beetle i'll i'll put these in the right order and by the way why the [ __ ] is block not playing okay a b movie no you're it's a comedy thing [Music] that's a little loud let me turn it up i'll this is a mega man character so i'm not gonna who cares this is a crab is this comedy this is comedy this is a lobster i honestly thought this was also a lobster but that just shows you how closely related these things are to [ __ ] bugs you know what i mean look at that this is just a chad and virgin version of this animal they're the same exact animal they're the same exact animal this one just had the ninja turtle ooze put on it i'm sorry and this one has like a stinger whatever there's two lobsters these aren't even bugs dude all right this is the first real bug you okay this is a lobster and a cooked lobster what are you doing who gave this to me all right scorpion scorpions okay if i saw a scorpion crawling across the ground no that's they're [ __ ] up they're scary i'm not into it they're terrifying and i mean are they cool not really sure i guess they're i don't hate scorpions i'm not afraid of them but i'll put it in c i just there who cares should i do my s one cause people are gonna people are gonna hate me for this are you ready for my s to your bug i don't know if you guys are ready for this because i know exactly which one it is and people are gonna freak out i don't hate these i think these are cute i think these are fun they have like little faces i don't actually hate these and i know people are gonna be like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you i in fact think earwigs are really really interesting animal i think they're really cute i think they're really interesting i do people hate earwigs why they don't hurt they don't bite anybody they don't do anything they just kind of walk around and they're cute this is a cockroach and no it's not an earwig is not a cockroach and they have like a cool like cut butt i don't think it's all the way at s here but i think it's up there oh we can't see s t well now you can uh this is comedy answer hi too is it okay that's that's red ants though are there regular ants instead of red ants just ant because that's a fire ant technically right which i wouldn't put fire ant up at a they they're scary can it just be like ant in general [ __ ] beetles can i just say this is just just an ant let's just i'm not because if it's a fire ant i don't want it up there but regular ants are really cute also when i was younger i used to love this movie called honey i shrunk the kids uh rick moranis was in it and there was a scene where auntie protects them from the scary scorpion and auntie was awesome auntie helps the kids and uh [ __ ] this thing you know what i mean i like ants so that's how i feel what is this what is that thing i don't know whatever it is it's dumb it's an aphid oh these things are all of a plant and they're annoying yeah get rid of these i hate these things these things just appear magically on all of your crops they're the worst this is butterfly butterflies i mean it's easy to put butterfly up at s and i'm going to and it's yeah i would it's cooler than an earwig bumblebee this is no this is a honeybee or whatever just b in general b is s here i'm going to shrink this a little bit so you can see more of it there we go that's better okay uh what is this it's just like a kind of a cool beetle i don't know if that is these are bait yeah bees are based it's definitely us what's that called a beedrill that's a stink bug that's american beetle butterfly s this is uh this is a pre-evolution butterfly i actually i don't know what something about the way they move is weird i'm gonna put it down a b f for a centipede no thanks that's cool whatever it is there's a crane flight i i would put this at f but i'm gonna put this up here because everybody always points at these and goes no they're good they don't hurt they don't bite you what do you mean f what do we moth at a what are you talking about this is moth so what moths suck a moth is a butterfly from like different parents wha what's with this this anti-moth propaganda that i've been seeing why do you like butterflies but not moths explain that to me because moths like will will i don't know please didn't explain to me they're just a fuzzy butterfly now some moths are kind of weird and gross i agree with you but not all of them are it's a it's like it's just a fuzzy butterfly you like these because they have prettier colors oh this one's blue therefore i like it huh i i okay i think butterflies are more like oh they they drink and moths are aren't they like nocturnal they're like the cool like nighttime version of butterflies they're cool that's cool [Music] i don't know why everybody hated moths for no reason i think just because that people think of moths and they think of the weird like paper mache white ones right and everyone's like gross the ones that are like they look like like paper mache and everybody then everybody hates all the elephants it's weird yeah i feel moths are fine like moths are fine they give me cute moths ate my pants well keep your closet door closed keep your d i'm you know what are you doing inspect your clothing once in a while if a moth is able to eat your entire wardrobe you probably should have paid attention to what was going on in your closet would you just open your closet one day and there's like 12 moths in there just eating your whole all your [ __ ] dress shirts like we talking about keep an eye on your [ __ ] is this a locust because these are is this a grasshopper or locust what was the last time you opened up your closet that's a cricket oh this is a good this is one of the good ones here it is grasshoppers are green oh it's a cricket crickets are really [ __ ] annoying there was a cricket outside last night i swear to god i always wanted to record it like just get audio recorded because this thing was so loud and it was going super speed it wasn't this guy was looking for somebody it was like [Laughter] just like what is it it was it was hurt it was like static i couldn't stand it it was just like uh the cricket sound and that went on for hours and hours and hours you had to like turn a fan on to block it out it was horrible they're cute they're fine i don't have a problem with crickets it was really down bad cricket i just imagine him sitting on his back with his legs in the air just like come on there's got to be somebody out there his legs catch fire dragonflies ester don't even spend time on it don't even need to spend time on a dragonflies esther please write non-insects i i look i know there's a lot of a lot of let me turn this down it's kind of loud for me i know dragonflies are really awesome because i kind of like hummingbirds where you almost feel blessed when a dragonfly comes near you you put your hand you're like oh my god cause they're one of the only animals on earth that will freeze in front of you and stop time i mean false yeah a hummingbird sometimes especially out here just be sitting outside just hanging out you'll hear and the world stops all time stops and it's just this thing frozen floating in front of you just it's like holy [ __ ] and they're gone and it's just like whoa like i feel like magical dust just got kind of sprinkled on me dragonflies do that a dragonfly will come zooming by zoom zoom [Music] i love it it's so cool that's why they're up at s and they're by the way they're cooler than butterflies put moth and s here please we'll see maybe dung beetle uh i want to put this at s here because they're funny and they do like that they move it yeah come on they're so fun i could okay if there was a a youtube channel or like a twitch channel that just streamed dung beetles pushing around [ __ ] all day it would just be in the background i would just have it up all day it'd be up all day no that doesn't go in comedy tear they're not a comedy insect this is just somebody put these in here to be funny there's another moth i put it up here there's another fuzzy one what is that whatever this is this is cool looking i like it i don't know what it is those are pill bugs that's a firefly yep what a remarkable creature this thing can produce light out of its anus nobody else can do that no other monster on earth can do that no creatures on earth can do that it just generates light how that makes no sense like an angler fish yeah there are a couple of creatures on this strange wild earth that we have that they can just make light from nothing how do you make light without electricity or without some type of source it's just so strange to me how does it how does it work it's magic it's a chemical reaction that's what i mean it's so weird so chemicals mixed together can make light what it's bioluminescence some [ __ ] scientists made that up what you should have said is it's a glow stick i know i'm just kidding i just i just made a lot of people very upset and i was [ __ ] kidding just relax so it's like a glow stick yeah you go keep us i'm [ __ ] kidding relax everybody slow down does he actually put stop oh my god oh we're moving on this is like a pea pod it gets f there's a kangaroo bug f fly f i okay let me tell you a quick little story about flies i love most creatures on earth i do but i don't know what it is if i saw any of these i wouldn't want to smash it with a shoe as hard as i can right like some you sometimes yeah it's like okay okay get it get it get it something about a housefly makes me just want to just smash just smash it i hate them when i see and hear those [ __ ] i swear to god it just triggers something in me where i'm just like get oh get out of my house get away from me don't come near me i hate them oh and they make they piss you off because they're so hard to get rid of because they they flies see the world and a lot of insects see the world in my opinion we've talked about this a little bit briefly insects you know when you go to slam something you end up being like the attack on titan like colossal titan and it's like you're moving in slow motion all these bugs that have their heart rates at like 6 000 beats per minute whatever the hell it is they they are just like perceiving the world at like 0.2 times speed so that's why they can dodge you all the time the reason why bugs only live like [ __ ] 12 days is because their 12 days is like 50 years to us just look at how an insect reacts but just look at an insect under a microscope whatever the hell they do or with a times like 50 million to zoom camera their eyes and their hands like it's [ __ ] crazy there's no way they don't perceive the world like 400 times slower than we do birds do this too birds being able to go from here to here by the time that you blink your eyes is it just uh that's like mechanical birds are almost mechanical bugs are almost mechanical it's wild but i want to crush them every time i see these guys because they dodge everything and they they don't care most of these other bugs will just leave you alone like an ear wig for instance based an earwig is just going to kind of like have an earwig and just kind of walk around and who cares these don't won't leave you alone they land on your head they land on your food they get they're horrible they're they won't leave you the [ __ ] alone most of these others just kind of live their life dog beetle doesn't give a [ __ ] if you're taking light like never mind i was gonna say taking a [ __ ] next to them but they would probably really care about that this guy does this guy would freak out and would would be all over you none of these care if you're of your existence earwigs ants they just kind of do their own thing they these are in your business all the time they're the worst insect besides like a tick and a mosquito which if they're on here they're getting put in f here they are f what purpose does a mosquito serve besides to just be annoying to every single other species on earth i don't know what this is but it looks cool yeah okay am i weird for saying this little fruit flies i hate them and i can't stand being near them but if this thing is like three or four inches long and walks across my floor i'm not gonna freak out i'm gonna go whoa that's awesome that's so cool and i'm gonna put an old piece of mail down so they can get on it and i'm gonna slowly help them get back outside and it's gonna be a story it's gonna be this weird storyline that i make up oh i'm like i helped these things you know what i mean what do you mean yeah wait you guys don't do that based bug saver i don't know what this is but it's cooler than a uh than a scorpion what is that this looks like this guy's wearing a halloween costume this looks like something you would find in the aisle at target like it shoots disks out of it or something what is this what is that is it a cape chica cicada wait are these the things that make the like emergency broadcast sound yeah f what is that i don't know what that is but it looks it looks kind of weird i don't know this thing is cool this thing's got a cool giraffe neck it's going up with b b like a scarab i actually don't really like grasshoppers they freak me out they can move too quickly and they're too erratic grasshoppers and locusts are in the same category for me because okay you know you know those toys that you press them in and you put them on the ground they're a little circle like a little like a dollop they're like this big and you it's made out of like silicone or plastic or whatever and you push the middle and you leave it on the ground and then after a little bit it pop and it just kind of just goes in a random direction what those things do yeah you like flip them upside down you press them in flip them upside down put them flat and they a grasshopper will just be sitting there and all of a sudden will just pop in a direction and it's just blah i don't know where they're going that's why i don't like them this thing's kind of gross i don't know what it is this is a big beetle cool i'll fix this don't worry this is a hermit crab it's comedy list is this a honeybee because if it's honeybee it's probably the best even just the you know what's so kind of annoying about doing this list and we kind of get to see our own [ __ ] the difference between this and this is really nothing at all the difference between this and this is just the way that it looks right it's really not that different it's it's a bug and it looks pretty similar but man my re i know that these things are kind of vicious and they're horrible or whatever right but i my reaction to this is oh look he's got a cute little face my reaction to this is get it the [ __ ] away from me and and remove it from every city on earth right it's kind of it's crazy right this one's just like cute and does nice things for the environment that's why we like it and this one's i think this thing just kills stuff yeah there's a reason why we hate these this is like a fly that somebody's stepped on already what this is just a version of this that got like stepped on what is that it's a horsefly get out of here what is this little thing look at this guy look how cute that is what is that thing it's a this is not a bug this is not a bug it's a shrimp ladybug up here at least at a i'll figure it out this is just a squeeze of black paint this is this is acrylic paint this is not what is this this is not even an animal it's a leech f this is some kind of weird tick or something f this is cool looking oh yeah the mantis explain this to me though this is another thing that i don't understand this insect is a murderer is a cannibal kills everything is incredibly dangerous but we all go yay yes yay this is a killer it's incredibly dangerous they're mean and we all go you know why if you put your finger near this thing it's going to grab you with its spike hands and it's going to try to eat your hand and it hates you they do similar kind of things the mantises don't hurt me oh they need to make a pixar movie about this one and then maybe people won't hate it anymore what would that even be aren't these called murder hornets disney pixar presents murder hornet and it's just him like just sticking like ass first through somebody's like head how would you even make that movie never mind f gross gross yep f all the way to the bottom okay this is one of the this is the type of moth that everybody says they hate right which i agree they're kind of like yeah i'd put them in the same category as this i put them higher than no well think about it right my reaction to seeing a moth like this is oh oh crap oh a moth got in right you don't care my reaction to seeing this is what do we do about that right like you you kind of don't care if this is in your house i've seen at some point like three of these just kind of floating around and i'm just like oh whatever i don't care so it's definitely probably higher then i just genuinely don't i'm just indifferent to them what a filthy house filthy because there's a couple of moths were in the house one time guys i remember i stayed over a relative's house one time it was a long time ago and they had this place up kind of in like the woods and i'm not kidding it was there were probably if you just were live i remember lying in bed and looking up at the ceiling and just guessing if whether or not the the like the dozens of like kind of specs that were on the ceiling and the dozens of little things that were on the walls if they were bugs or just marks and turned out all of them were bugs i remember seeing just like just shadows just floating you know you can see the shadow sometimes you just see it kind of pass by the light just so when you're in a situation like that i uh i put you put your head under the covers and you try to get a full night's sleep by being completely protected by the by the covers but you got to be you have to give yourself like kind of like like a hole for your mouth to like but then you start to have the panic attack where you go wait this is the only entryway to me and it's in my mouth and they're all going to fly in my mouth and i'm going to eat them i'm going to be like i'm going to i'm going to wake up tomorrow morning and there's going to be like seven like dead bugs in my mouth i still do this every time before i go to sleep i just check kind of every corner i'm just like okay i like shake the blankets a couple times all right where are you anything here turn the lights off turn the lights on oh nope okay you check look at this little guy what is that thing what's this like pistachio bug oh this is cool that's a stag beetle that's a stag beetle what was this one again ester well hold on i this is this is this list is not correct but let me get everything up there first um [Music] i don't really know what this thing is but it kind of looks weird oh look at this guy this one has a chrome finish it's cool this is a shrimp oh [ __ ] these things these are things that are underneath a box in your garage get rid of these slug is a slug a bug i thought slugs are not a bug are they are they bug i don't think of insect when i think of a slug they're cool though slogs are cool because they kind of look up and they they their antennas are like anytime you if you go near they kind of do this they go like they look around they're cool they're mollusks yeah they're not really a bug are they they're cool though snail a snail is that it snail is just like an armored slug do these go in comedy this crab this is just literally me in a spiderman costume this is just this is the spider-man symbol it's not even this is not even a physical object oh dude bite beetle whatever this is called i don't know i don't i don't like that one the this is this is in every nintendo game first party i don't know whatever it is um it's it's like c all right the list is getting a little big here it's another butterfly that can go back they can stay at s is a worm list is getting big we got to move this a little more list is getting bigger this soundtrack really is good isn't it okay so now this is a worm oh but a worms aren't bugs you can't hear the soundtrack you can worms aren't bugs either what music you can hear it quiet um this is the way this is a parasite what do you mean it's a parasite what do you mean by that this is just a tapeworm oh hey this is a soapy jig thank you and they are cool you know why because they eat the scorpions these things eat the scorpions it's a termite never mind oh i wonder where i'm gonna put tick what kind of sick [ __ ] would put this here you know what i'm saying oh yeah man tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick why would you put this here like put the air guitar down dude ticks suck why would this ever be higher than f what why you you're making [ __ ] up if you if this if you put this higher than c you're making it up you're making it up to seem like harsh you know what i'm saying no one is ever going to put this in b you're making it up stop making it up just you don't have to do that this is this is the word one of the worst insects in the world everybody hates these things nobody likes this you don't have to pretend to be like oh yeah like i like that it sucks blood you no you don't have to do that don't do that just put it in f with everybody else just put it down here like with everybody else no one's doing that yeah i'm making up it's called a straw man argument go look it up it's it's literally half my conversations what is this i don't know it's green and i like it but it's a flea no it's not don't some of these look like they're taken from a certain perspective where this could be as big as a dog can you imagine this like freaks me out would that be better or worse it would be a jurassic period bug well i mean like just for like for the environment right if bees were as big as a small house cat would that be better for the environment that would that be worse than would be much worse it'd be worse for us but what's one okay like an earthworm right where's the earth form the good old earthworm if these were as big as like a like a gas pipeline right if they were huge like tremor style would that be better or worse for the world if these were huge but they weren't gonna hurt anybody all right no no forget about if they were as big as like a whole like pipeline or something if they if an earthworm was as big as a house cat or like as big as a dog and as like like a snake if they were as big as like a python wouldn't that be better for the soil they would be um kind of moving more soil right it's an earthworm i'm not talking about like a scorpion it would mess up foundations of houses i don't [ __ ] know germa just rank them you want me to be out of this don't you you're you're over this you're done with this segment you don't want this segment anymore at the end of the day who cares right does this really matter to anybody does it really matter where i put bugs on a tier list this this is meaningless it's [ __ ] meaningless it's meaningless i can understand like fast food restaurants and soft drinks and different cheeses but bugs wow i'm out of tier lists huh no more to do this is it this this is where we are now i hate these things just the thought not wait not these ones the ones that are under the water you guys know the ones i'm talking about the ones that dive oh those are so gross are the ones that dive called the ones that you in in pools across america they're shaped like a little oval and they have two legs that just go like this ah god i remember being in pool and having the goggles on and just jumping in the pool and just going face to face with one of these little aliens just swimming underground or under underwater there was oh i just hated it this is a walrus this is not that's a walrus what's this next one this is a cartoon this is i don't know what that is this is a crap no this is one of those australian spiders which yeah no [ __ ] that this is half of a picture of something i don't know what that is and this is i don't like that this is this is the thing that like kids put on the end of their pencils where the eraser is this is just an eraser toy thing this is not even an animal all right let me fix this where's the music this is not the music i wanted i can't connect kirby 64 the crystal shards that's fine whatever it's a fuzzy caterpillar [Music] that's kind of cute it's not uh it's probably the seat here all right let me let me start from the top here okay so honeybee that's probably the best firefly these are probably the best i'm okay with this i'm okay with this praying mantises are really cool though then those who remember cromwell was the praying mantis that was with the uh hanging out with sunflowers dung beetles are cooled in butterflies ladybugs are cooler than butterflies in fact butterflies are gonna go down at a because i mean they're cool but they're just they're like the they're like the vanilla ice cream of the bug world it's just yeah vanilla ice cream's fine they're cool and it tastes good and i would it would be fine but i don't it's like that it's cool but it's just kind of just generic in a way it's great but there's many other things that i think more interesting the butterflies they're just generically great generally good forget about what i said about taste i'm just talking about just making a comparison would i rather have an earwig or a slug in my house i really don't mind these they're they have such a cute face if you okay if you've never seen the face of an earwig have you actually looked at best buys hardware selection lately get out of my discord call whoever you are um what was that okay uh they have a cute face and they look at you they look up and they're like hello yes it's me ewig there everyone hates earwigs earwigs literally crawl into your brain through your ear that is horseshit it's not real that's just somebody from like the [ __ ] 1400s made that up for one day because they i don't know what they were doing no that doesn't happen they used to say that happened back when the like the queen ruled the earth okay that that this is not real this doesn't happen to people i feel like this book can get up and like spinning with this one going this is too much i have to like lower the volume alternate history andy okay this nobody has an earwig in their ear it's just called earwig because some somebody [Music] like a [ __ ] thousand years ago was i don't know just maybe they had one in their ear who knows what they were putting in their ears at the time you're talking about like the [ __ ] 15 1600s they were probably putting like [ __ ] the ground beef in their ears to cure the common cold of course a bug is gonna go in their ear [Music] they were probably putting like a delicious succulent honey in both of their ears to prevent coughing you know come on [Music] i don't buy that so is it any surprise all right this stain up there okay i really actually wouldn't want to see an ant in my house because that means that you have ants and they follow that there's a bunch of them i don't you know what i mean it's like okay i gotta take care of this i have to be i have to be like what am i what do i do about this you don't want i don't mind ants i think they're cute but you don't want ants seeing one ant two ants like oh okay look at ant but once you turn the corner and there's like 10 you're like okay this is a problem this turned into a problem but what about ant-man [Music] don't worry we'll get to that don't worry we'll get to that [Music] by the way how is there not a single spider on this whole list besides it's jokes [Music] there's no spider on this list that's weird um okay all right so let's let's continue that's fine this is fine um do i really like these this much i mean not really i would probably rather see these in the house than any of these i mean come on it's like they're beautiful why would you be upset about that [Music] this is a lot of these are changing here [Music] what is this no you i'm not gonna put this up here just because you you see it's cute and it's in pokemon i'm not putting it up here these things suck there's a lot of f's you ever have that moment when you're looking at a bug because the hardest part with this especially with any insect there are like 400 billion different types of insects of the same genes and [ __ ] right so i'll look at a bug and i'll be like oh cool look at this little beetle look at how cute we're gonna this raid oh there's a raid from cottontail cottontail va thanks for the raid welcome everybody we're rating bugs what's up thanks for the raid hope you had a good stream we're raiding bugs right now and then we're gonna play multiverses it's gonna be fun ow i can't do that unless i have like have had two coffees and i haven't had that yet [Music] okay so let's go [Music] what was i saying oh right okay so there's there's like millions of different kinds of bugs and types of insects right so if you see like a cute beetle you don't there's no way to know what the hell it even really actually is it could be something really shitty and you're sitting there going whoa cool beetle what is that this thing have poison in it and you'll get it wrong oh that's definitely that's a that's a that's a carpenter b or something right and it's just wrong and it was a [ __ ] a moth and it stung you in the mouth what i've turned this off this is like making my brain all messed up it's speech jamming me and making me say weird things okay but you know what i mean like you'll just get it wrong and then you oh i'm gonna rescue this bug and it turns out why'd you rescue that bug it just ate all your plants and like killed 50 other bugs that were good bugs and you did that you could have you know you should have gotten rid of that bug it's so hard to tell like you might save this bug and go look it up online it's like oh yeah by the way if you see any of these get rid of them immediately they will breed and you'll have 50 million in your backyard within two three days and you're just like okay that was great i just was trying to be like a nice guy and like not been saved like my beatle friend that's what earwigs do [Music] can you shut up man [Music] do earwigs do that okay so when i when i see an earwig and listen to this music right imagine an earwig looking up at you and he's like and i'm like oh get the envelope save him and i get the envelope and i put it i'll get him on the envelope and i put him outside am i just creating another 5 000 earwigs [Music] and then the next day it's like three that you see and you're like oh wow cool let's save these three to the same [ __ ] soundtrack [Music] oh save us here come another 50 in your house and they're all dancing in the line doing one antenna two and ten one antenna two antenna top hat top hat top hat it's like well 50 earwigs oh my god they're so cute you get the envelope they all start crawling on it you get them out you save them save the earwigs and then it you know me lying down in bed three days later and i'm drifting off to sleep ah what a nice day that was today and the second that i fall asleep when i go into rem they can sense it and 2 000 earwigs just make a trail up the bed and just go into my brain to this music and they all going in digging in like eating pieces of my brain matter and i'm just asleep and this and some of them are still dancing with top hat is that what you think is that what you're saying is gonna happen to me oh because i saved the earwig i didn't want to kill the earwig that already happened why do you think you're like this i don't see an earwig in this room i don't see i don't there's no earwigs crawling over the lens of the camera do you see one i don't see one it's because they're inside of you all right we're moving on we're moving on next uh up we're gonna do real quick this is a uh but here's my list i think it's accurate that's that's accurate the next one is a bug movie tier list i i guess we're going to stay with this theme here for a little bit this one won't take long and then we'll play multiverses why is pinocchio on this list oh because jiminy cause oh cricket spiderman is on the list but that's that doesn't make any sense spider-man is not a spider he's a guy with a suit on that was bit by a spider neither is ant-man so these are both d i'm sorry this does not fit the criteria it doesn't fit the criteria hold on oh [ __ ] hold on a second no it doesn't it it does not fit the criteria it has to be a movie based on an insect where the main character is potentially an insect insect not guy in a suit and he calls himself an insect name right but could you say that the spider that bites spider-man is essentially the character of spider-man ant-man's not an ant he just calls himself ant-man because he can shrink and grow that doesn't make any sense all right this is a bug's life i haven't seen any i haven't seen any of these movies in probably 10 years ants this movie is weird dune i haven't seen dune freaks i don't know what that is honey i shrunk the kids that's s james and the giant peach uh that i remember this being okay men in black s pinocchio um now b it's two different spider-man movies three spider-man movies starship troopers was crazy tremor is i haven't seen it in a long time turbo turbo to me almost feels like i've i know the movie existed but it feels like a mobile game ad that i watched i i'd be right i don't i don't have a memory of this what movie is this this alien what movie is this the fly i mean pinocchio could i put pinocchio here it's just pinocchio this was our this was the the animated kind of stop-motion one right i just haven't seen any of these in so long i really don't even care b movie b b movie is like morbius guys you only like the movie because you saw copy pasta one time this is nobody this is not a good movie this is not a good movie this uh you only like b-movie because somebody made a gif of the whole movie and it plays in five seconds and it's funny and and jerry seinfeld's in it let's see that's a bad take no it's not it's it's just like a general animated movie with jerry seinfeld i mean it's sure it's fine but yeah it's weird isn't it it's the worst ever take b-movie is actually good i just remember them in a car like they were driving in like these cars going to work or something and that's when i fell asleep in the hotel room i don't i didn't want i didn't watch this because i wanted to i don't think anybody's ever seen this movie it's not s i'll put it b because that's funny these i mean the spider members are great but it's not really doesn't make sense alien should be higher this isn't aliens he said this is the fly that's not the fly this is like what is that i can't read it it's cut off it's called it's actually the fly men and men in black has bugs i mean the the main the main character the main antagonist of men in black is a bug he's the bug he's an alien but he's a bug alien he's an alien bug the main character and a spider-man is not a spider he's a superhero that got bit by a spider the movies aren't even about the spider the movies are about spider-man taking on crime and fighting people he shoots webs not in these ones not in the sam raimi ones excuse me he has a device on his arms doesn't shoot webs out of his arms have you seen the movie oops which one's more accurate to the book okay which one's more accurate to the book the web coming out of his arm or the devices which one's more accurate to the book the device is more accurate to the book thank you thank you thank you that doesn't mean anything yeah it means he's not a spider it means he's a guy that can shoot webs that he got made in a laboratory he's not a spider he's a man that has abilities of a spider that also is supplemented by technology ant-man uses ants where even is ant-man he does i don't all right who cares let's play multi-verses who cares he controls ants he controls ants i know he doesn't he does like quantum physics when does he control ants in the movie he controls ants he does i've seen these movies before you wait so you're telling me that in the movie ant-man at some point goes like this and the millions of ants do his bidding i just i forget the whole movie no he doesn't [ __ ] do that he does not go like no you're sorry guys you're you're thinking of um what was that movie with the guy that controlled the rats willard you're thinking of willard that happened there's a different movie he rides an ant what did i forget this whole movie no [ __ ] way ant man trailer no way i don't believe it why is it so weirdly shaped where the ants a soldier the size of an insect the ultimate secret weapon there's no ants like powers to everyone it's gonna be chaos so how do we stop him i know a guy i've been watching you for a while okay hold on you're different and i believe everyone deserves a shot at redemption do you did i not watch this one did i only watch the sequel days of breaking into places and stealing stuff i don't remember him breaking into places and stealing stuff what do you want me to do i want you to break into a place and steal some stuff makes sense i never watched this one to become the hero i only watched the sequel now the suit has power i never watch this movie control it and these are your greatest allies what the [ __ ] dude i never watched this movie i've never seen this movie i've never seen this movie holy [ __ ] i was so wrong oh my god i was wrong he controls the ants he's ant-man of course he is show me how to park oh my goodness wow i just pretended to watch this one me now it's gonna blow up in your face hold on a second guys they made all these with the ants was such a big deal in the first movie why would they know ants in the second movie why were the no ants in the second movie no there's no ants in the second movie there are no ants i've seen the second movie they like go into like the quantum realm and who's what even happens in the second movie i don't whatever i don't care an ant plays the drums in the second movie all right give me two seconds we're gonna play multiverses i'm excited i am very ready are you guys ready for me to go nuts in multiverses i am you're literally insane i'm sorry i just did not see the first movie and i thought i did i have this distinct dream where i've seen it already i don't know why i have this insane dream world all right let me make sure the stuff for the sponsor segment is ready by the way oh i gotta think of a good title what should i title this

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