Jerma Streams with Chat - Bloodwash & Murder House

[Music] do [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] i fixed it i fixed it okay hi hey how are you actually muted not anymore how do i sound what do you guys think do you like the new audio do you think it sounds all right how does it sound welcome back how are you it sounds like [ __ ] it does not sound like [ __ ] okay by the way i only stream every three or four days so i already know the joke i already know the funny joke but to put the mute thing up you sound like you're in my head please get out of here you sound like old germa it sounds too clean it does sound worse no it doesn't the you know the funniest part about this in like three days you guys will get used to this and it'll just be normal you sound like a 16 year old what the [ __ ] are you talking about hold on let me listen to it let me see how it sounds do you sound like 2010 andy [Music] this is what i hear okay i it's i i i'm a quarter of a second delayed in my head so i'm listening to myself talking i'm a quarter of a second delayed in my head okay i have to mute that i was hearing myself in my ears a quarter of a second after i talked okay he's not like a librarian i don't sound like a librarian look it's gonna take a little bit of tweaking i i just got it set up it's gonna take some tweaking it's gonna take some finagling it's fine you sound like a podcast host well okay what's worse podcast host or germa please go back to to the setup you had you sound like you're in my bathroom there i don't think there's any compression even on all right let's do a test ready you guys can help me all right this is gonna be a quick test we're gonna see how you guys feel about this how do you guys feel about this i i turned off some uh setting and it was in now it sounds probably really awful that sounds better that's perfect it sounds like an xbox 360. your voice is too crackly it sounds exactly the same worse it sounds the same okay how about now how does that sound do you guys like this better are you happier with this setup does this sound better if i were to turn it up it's very quiet well okay so how about this you tell me you tell me what we'll figure this out we'll figure this out how do you sound now how you doing now you're too loud sound like a podcaster that sounds really good that was better before i can't tell the difference how do you sound it's it's really too quiet you sound like spongebob what it sounds like spongebob somebody said that's good but you have the mute thing on so you're full of [ __ ] and uh look there's no compressor on now so if i get loud it's gonna hurt your ears hold on i have to i have we're going back to this one oh my god okay all right i don't [ __ ] care my audio setup has sucked [ __ ] since i started [ __ ] youtube back in like 2010 okay i really hit for the audio are you here for the audio are you here for the audio is that what you're here for huh you here for the audio i look like my [ __ ] dad hold on are you even are you even here for the audio okay there we go how do you i think that sounds fine let me listen to it let me see how it sounds let me get it quick this i i haven't changed my audio set in like [ __ ] four and a half years okay i think this sounds fine this really does holy [ __ ] complainer andes this sounds [ __ ] fine this sounds flawless if i get a little closer to the microphone by the way it's up here now this sounds [ __ ] flawless this sounds let me get loud it sits too it's too loud oh it's too loud oh it's too soft i need the bed that's just right hold on a bunch of [ __ ] goldilocks andes i have to stop monitoring because i can't even talk how many times am i gonna say andy in the same day okay i think it sounds great i'm ready that last bit sounded weird when you went high-pitched microphones are [ __ ] stupid microphones suck and like you're in a different place too i moved my look this is here it's in the way look at this i don't even want to move it but like because i got it in the right spot this thing is aiming at me i have this thing that's like aiming directly at me it's literally aiming at me it's freaking me out it actually is kind of freaking me out this thing is literally aiming at me like a kin dude you got a duck all right we're good you sound like you have auto-tune on i know i do not i do not i sat there for [ __ ] an hour holding my hands like this and talking and going like a b c d e a b c d e a b c d e and i was like that sounds fine so we're gonna keep it the way it is check the gain i think it's fine it's fine look i have to turn my gain up because look listen why can't i not talk it's just like frozen listen to me where there you are you're in a different spot now like your chat's like over here now like you're over there i i don't like this new thing i'm going back to like it was in 2012 when i used to hold the mic like this because i didn't have a mic stand the laugh had a distortion on it oh well we'll figure it out some other day uh my audio has been too low people have complained about how i'm not loud enough assuming that the laugh had a tinny sound hold on i know look trust me that we'll get on with it just hold on let me see so when i laughed it was a tinny sound oh my god that is weird what the [ __ ] why is it doing that [Laughter] what you're the loudest person on twitch no i'm not why is it doing that why is it doing that [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm sorry guys i didn't sit there i didn't sit there and put my headphones in and sit there and go [Laughter] like what am i doing in here you need to refund it you're a constant am i am i too loud but everybody says i'm too soft the gain is too high all right i'm gonna turn the gain down and then we're gonna get this right we'll get it right okay you ready boom how's that how we feeling about this one how do we feel about this we feel pretty good about this are we feeling better about this this is literally perfect right now okay we have to do a test oh i [ __ ] hate that get off camera the laugh is still weird i think that was a weird laugh man does that sound weird you have a distortion filter on i actually i really don't i promise i really don't it's phasing yeah why is it phasing whatever look the game we're playing is wicked [ __ ] up today anyways so look just pretend it's part of the vhs filter yeah who gives a [ __ ] let's go i'll get i'll get it right it's trying to cut off your weird voices it's why that's weird all right um i want i just came in here just to do some settings should i turn the filter off should i turn the vhs filter off or what i mean everyone hates this don't they turned off and lights off too all the lights are off in my whole house just don't laugh or don't make any weird sounds i'll figure out the weird sound filter that i have for no reason your your your mic thinks your noises are inhuman and is filtering them out whatever i'm getting caught by a weird noise filter there i don't have a noise gate on i don't have a compressor on right now either i think this just hates me okay uh uh the vhs filter kind of hurts my head i'll keep the crt filter on if anyone has to complain about that then uh get in line because uh i've got like a lot of announcements to make today hold on what i've been [ __ ] ready to stream yet like i got a lot of things to talk about yeah i'm not even ready yet hold on give me a second announcement number one are you ready um over the next day or so next couple of days we are going to be officially officially that sound weird i just coughed normally green screen part three the finale the final green screen stream is coming in the next week or two i'm going back in front of the screen one last time one final time ever so what's going to happen is just like in previous years in the discord you are going to go to the discord uh the channel has to be created and has to be the rules need to be pinned up and everything but i need actions i need things that you want me to do just like in previous years we're gonna have people curate a ton of actions i myself i'm gonna go do uh some things as well i'm gonna make my own actions up please do all the fortnite dances well let me just be very clear i ain't this is the last time this is ever happening three times in front of the green screen there you go that's it we'll have the whole trilogy and i'm gonna do a green screen movie night at some point in june i will tell you the hard date that i'm gonna go in front of the screen but for now let's just make this really really my microphone sucks dude uh we'll make this really easy and just if you have actions i would like to see you do this i would like to see you do this we're gonna have a discussion channel to open up and some um ways you guys can figure out what you want me to do i'll give you more info soon what's the status on baseball i july 14th the baseball stream is happening july 14th that's all you need to know i'm not telling you anything else please use multiple outfits do this irl i just did yeah a lot of discord users probably covered it right now i don't think it's there yet i just want to talk about it now the second thing i want to talk about is auto auto is doing way better if you don't if you missed the past weekend auto had a uti and it was actually really really awful really sad he was throwing up he was peeing 10 20 times in a couple of hours he was costly every five ten minutes i gotta go out i gotta go out i gotta go out it's like all right well let's let's see what's going on um so i kind of canceled the whole weekend worth of streams and we're picking up the this horror stuff i was supposed to do two days ago but he's been put on an antibiotic and he is way better i would say he's pretty much back to normal he's almost 100 normal now so that's really good too really happy about that the other thing i want to talk about let's talk about this uh the archive channel the vod channel you know the germa archive channel on youtube that you've come to know and love over the years is now officially an official channel that has been absorbed into the german network so that's really really cool too if you don't know what i'm talking about uh the archive channel has been uploading every stream i've ever done and i mean they're they're dating back to like 2014 2015. every single one you need to upload the uh guys i i already have access okay people like hey dude um back in like 2013 you did like a stream you have like access to that stream like we kind of want to see it it's like bro i i don't even know what computer i uploaded that on you know i have no [ __ ] idea i have no idea hey dude you played like diablo back in like 2012 on stream on youtube you have any like idea where i can find that i no i don't know i don't know where that would be i have no [ __ ] idea only three german channels hey back in 2013 you need to scream you back up at that stream because a lot of us would like to see it i have no [ __ ] idea because i don't even know i don't remember what i even have for breakfast yesterday you think i remember what like hard drive from 10 years ago that i had some stream on it maybe i don't [ __ ] know can we see the baseball stream in person no no sag what about baseball merch there will be baseball merch a lot of it and i'm really excited for it because it's gonna be oh man what do the kids say it's gonna be give me some things that keep the kids safe so i can sound [ __ ] cool right now let me i'm seriously gonna be some of the best merch you've ever seen in your whole life it's gonna be awesome now let's add a style right now busting that there you go oh man you're going to be wanting to take like [ __ ] pictures of this this is going to be so sick trust me all right i got nothing to talk about because this is something that i wanted to address um you probably noticed a few days ago or a week ago now that i viped some new people and revoked vip for all those people well some of them and there's a very important reason for that uh as you know over the last three years or so where's mine precisely what i'm about to talk about so vip has been in this weird place in the channel for the last three or four years or so because i haven't really given it to really anybody i mean maybe a few times during random streams and whatever but besides the community leader stuff in the discord i haven't really given it to anybody and what i realized and what i'm gonna kind of change my rules here i'm not giving vip to anybody ever again and there's very few specific reasons why i cannot pick and choose people in this community uh it seems like if i give vip to somebody there might be ten other people that are disappointed there might be a hundred people that deserve it but how can i possibly do that since this i mean there are sixteen 000 people here right now ever since this channel grew two three times in the last two or three years i cannot reliably pick out even probably a hundred of you that i would be like okay should i you've done this you've been around you've said this you've been like an active member of the there it's just too many people i could give it to so no one's gonna get it i'm just i'm no no one's gonna get vip anymore unless you are somebody that i i really need to see you but like like another streamer or a game dev comes in or whatever right and i know i want to see them like in the chat this is communism this is what do you mean communism i'm literally removing it from everybody i'm not giving it to everybody that that's not what are you talking about term of communist move mad communist action that's not that's god that's not communism i'm about to disturb i'm about to disturb my microphone don't get me loud i'm gonna do it don't make me distort my microphone no but in all seriousness no it's too hard to pick and i don't want people will get pissed off at each other and i i already see the issues of hey this person got vip um why didn't i get it or this person doesn't deserve it for x y z and it's like i don't i just don't even want to i just don't even want to i don't even want to do it there's too many people to give it to too many people i could give it to so i'm just not going to give it to anybody you understand no cap your mic is ass vip that person for an hour the nuclear option but sometimes you have to do the nuclear option you really do i don't want to have i don't want to give vip to five people and have five other people then like get mad at those five people and cause ripples through the community of people that are just pissed off that they don't have it or that they don't think somebody deserves it for real i don't want to cause this big pic germa's picking favorites and he gave it to this person but not to this person it's a huge problem it really could be and so i don't even want to have it be a problem and this is a horror game night so you should be [ __ ] scared we have a webcam mic on i don't there's no webcam mic on right now you know how angry that you're not angry that just made me what you just said you guys are going to get used to it i new things are evil and awful right remember when i had the new audio set up and everyone told me that like i'm the worst streamer on the website i remember looking over at chat and people on my other audio setup that you've gotten used to over the last two or three years right i had somebody brought like this paragraph i might be making this up i don't know i could be but like i swear to god i looked over and someone was like dude like you're like probably the worst [ __ ] twitch streamer like quality wise and professional wise or something and i'm just like what the what the hell let's go why is this here i don't know this is a mystery that we need to solve can you guys help me with this mystery why is there a chili cheese frito here in on my desk but what why is this here i'm not gonna eat it what have i been at the ground why is it in here the mic censored [ __ ] or did you not say it i don't know he saves all his production value for the big streams thank you thank you i appreciate that all right this is blood wash it's a scary game about i don't know people tell me to play this people said hey dude play this game and it's scary and i've been sitting for 30 minutes so what production value that's all i have to say about that how do you not know what i'm doing what a day there's people talking professor watt was his usual miserable self and that test was a killer hopefully i can just relax and how are you [ __ ] kidding me liam didn't do the laundry or clean i'll have to do a load of laundry what are you i have an interview for a job tomorrow and have nothing to wear those no i'm doing the thing i'm doing the thing that [ __ ] meme okay i actually just did it whatever i don't care let's go through these clothes up and head to the laundry room in the basement i'm going to have to talk to liam later i'm too upset and tired to go through it again let me pay attention to this because this is important pull it together for this baby i need to pay attention this is a scary game and you're [ __ ] with me do i turn the volume down on this should i turn it up or allow this this is one of those games that's gonna blow my eardrums out right i'm scared that's i'm not scared of the jump scares i'm scared of my ears hurting okay haven't had time to unpack yet not sure when i will he did that on purpose not not really actually i mean i got like halfway through it and i realized that i was doing it so i was like [ __ ] whatever and then i started laughing about it hold on i need to see it well people were like well what do you mean what am i talking about it's so clear what i was pointing at soy andy let me see if i did it on purpose i'll have to do a load of laundry what are you i have an interview for a job tomorrow and have nothing to wear those yeah okay the thing i'm doing okay at about so of this clip right here those at exactly eight seconds when my mouth opens and i say those is when i was realized that this is what i was doing so i just held it i freeze i froze no i'm doing it and that's when it was you know it could have been um could have been on purpose at that point it was not on purpose until about seven and a half seconds in that clip i can't play the game before people scream maybe for being the worst streamer on twitch again okay why do you hate europeans i live in the [ __ ] america i live in the united states of america on the western most coast of the country you and i when you're eating breakfast dude i'm going to bed i'm like getting into under the covers and like going to sleep when you wake up and you eat breakfast when you go to bed i'm like oh waking up it's like [ __ ] 11 o'clock in the morning i live across the world from you i live in the united states of america he hates europeans all right i need to leave it's 3 a.m right now dude it's 4 o'clock in the afternoon here and i'm at peak happiness so i'm sorry okay let's go i can't leave i need to gather my dirty clothes all right let's get the dirty clothes pizza chair small black and white tv okay okay all right how much dirty clothes do i have dirty clothes and coke 24 packs did i get it all okay i think i got it all is there a sprint there is how what do you mean all my dirty clothes no was that it there we go i think that's all the dirty laundry time to go to the basement you didn't deny that you'd hate that you hate eu what do you mean i hate it i know i'm saying i don't hate eu i just said it i said i don't hate eu why are you making that up didn't what are you trying to make me look bad i'm sorry that our clocks are different right now where's the basement oh okay wait what germa keep me entertained while my bowels are being cleansed that's from the dusk dev i'm gonna try a nice man lives here it's good to know you have at least one good neighbor all right newspaper headline rings womb ripper strikes again in the early hours of the 30th authorities were called when a passerby found a terribly mangled corpse haphazardly tossed on the nearby grounds sources indicate that the woman was indeed pregnant and just like previous victims the fetus was cut out and assumed to be taken by the assailant this is now the fourth victim in as many weeks and authorities are struggling to come up with leads and one of the most gruesome crime as the city has ever endured what the [ __ ] a woman and her son live here now that i think about it i haven't seen either one in about a week holy [ __ ] okay oh also you know what's different about this audio setup that a bunch of people are going to be really pissed off about but i'll try to fix it eventually i make a ton of mouth sounds and now now you can hear them all see before you couldn't hear any of those see i hate that okay i don't need to go to that floor besides one of the people on that floor has a mean dog all right we'll get we'll make sure we get over this really quick let's get over this really quick because i know that we're going to see a lot of these so let's just get over this for the next minute or so let's just get over this hold on let me just get over this real quick me just get over this okay this is we're gonna get over this just bear with me while we go through these um okay very nice yes absolutely okay i think that's uh bb8 or whatever that character's name is okay yep just keep them coming let's get we're going to bowl going to blow through these uh-huh very nice it's pretty it's a pretty good website if you're looking for news or um how did you what okay that was kind of big uh-huh this one's but why are these so like who cares yeah i'm sorry but las vegas is [ __ ] cool okay i'm sorry me pointing at the las vegas sign is not me pointing at the reddit sign because vegas is [ __ ] cool i love this place so um excuse me if somebody made the template is it but it's not even here's the template should i leave this on the stream that's so stupid oh this is so annoying wait i've already done this what do you mean hold on a classic i did already do this this is from this is from years ago this is the hot air balloon i didn't actually do this did i i [ __ ] did this is before anybody even gave a [ __ ] about this this actually was from like four years ago before that meme anyone even cared oh my god i look like [ __ ] i look tired what's wrong with my eyes why do i look so [ __ ] disheveled okay uh this one we'll just put this one up and then i'm gonna move on i'm gonna play the horror game that i'm supposed to be playing but you know why not show this one too this is gonna be a favorite i think you look like a newly discovered fish all right okay that was fun let's uh let's play the video game do i have audio all right you look like a taxidermy fish but what do you look like at eight o'clock in the morning oh that's loud it's very loud it hurts i get it alright this is the last one i'm going to show i promise nice is it an old tire actually i don't like the crt filter it kind of makes me want to throw up out of order turn it off yeah i kind of make someone puke [Music] [ __ ] it's worse it smells like it hasn't been taken out in months out of order what am i gonna do now i should probably go back upstairs and figure something out turn the head bomb off i think i heard something coming from the closet i think i need to keep it on i think it's designed to have it on because it looks weird now yeah it looks uh somehow looks worse the other way i mean from the closet oh that hurts i don't need to go through there wow by the way it's going to be loud somebody's going to jump in front of the screen go back you ignored this jump scare what what are you talking about let's see what's inside this one's empty filled with porno what are you talking about the closet what closet this is a filing cabinet that's a tuba reaction i kind of feel like like a cartoon it was a tuba reaction i didn't not ex i whatever god damn girl you scared to be jesus out of me god damn girl you scared the bejesus out of me i scared you you scared me what the hell are you doing creeping around down here goku look i'm sorry for scaring you i'll tell you but can you keep this to yourself i love this acting i love this actor this is great this is actually i love this jesus christ joe you're insane yeah i can what's up uh the missus kicked me out and it's too cold outside so i'm trying to wait her out down here i really didn't mean to creep on you honest this is never gonna end is it this is never gonna end this is what happens i just can't stop i cannot stop this but i need to show them right it's my obligation to i believe you just next time maybe don't go around slinging doors open and hiding in the dark i will thanks kid say if you want to use the washing machine it's uh broken yeah thanks i figured that out okay thanks a lot i thought you guys are full of [ __ ] that i missed the jump scare i thought like the go check the closet i thought it was this i did not know the door was gonna rip open that was very scary it was probably loud just it's going to be loud just people please be aware of that you're going to hear it exploding oh [ __ ] i don't have a noise gate anymore you definitely heard that without a doubt oh well [ __ ] this is why i can't wait forget what i just did what's up sarah oh you know trying to balance life school and job hunting it's a tough world these days liam been treating you well when he isn't drunk yeah look you'll tell me if it gets bad yeah is my neighbor i know it ain't easy to talk about and you don't have to tell me nothing just promise me you'll tell me if you need help my sister used to be in a bad situation too and there's places you can go i appreciate that stan i really do yeah sure you doing some laundry at this time of night i'm trying to of course when i really need it the washer downstairs is broken ain't that some [ __ ] yeah and speaking of [ __ ] i have an interview tomorrow so i guess i'll show up smelling like crap jesus well if it's an emergency i heard this laundromat that's open 24 7. just outside of town still early enough to kiss the last bus 24 7 outside of town i have to say though it's a hell of a time to be out so late especially with that maniac roaming around i mean if if i needed to do laundry and i couldn't i would probably just turn the sink on and just put a bunch of soap in the sink and plug the hole so the sink will fill up and just like and then just kind of hang it over the shower curtain and just let it dry i'm a big girl stan do you know the address sure sure let me write it down for you 1800s laundry you'll take care i i mean if you just if you just need one you know a shirt a pair of pants like maybe another shirt or something yeah i'll just do it and i would just turn the shower on and just i would just put the clothes on and just get in the shower and take a shower with the clothes on and then just take them off and just air dry them that's why is that weird is that really that weird to like wash your clothes if you in like an emergency situation where you like your laundry machine doesn't work or to just wash your like [ __ ] clothes in the sink that's why is that such a weird take it's warm water and soap what do you think happens in the washing machine do you think there's like a magical elf when you turn the washing machine on that takes your clothes to some place to clean them it's just soap and water and it just goes it doesn't do anything else while wearing them well i mean you could like probably save water you take a shower and clean the clothes at the same time okay so now i just got to get ready to go to the laundromat i think right i thought there's a clock that was a health pack all right i'm ready to go i got my clothes i'm ready to move out hurry you might be able to catch the next bus thanks again stan let's go have to go all the way down or just out this front door i'm on the second floor right now okay second floor i need to get my purse first what stan's the murderer don't you dare just okay if that's a spoiler you're in deep [ __ ] you're in deep [ __ ] that person's in deep [ __ ] all right where's my purse where's my purse oh there it is you can backseat me you can call me an idiot you can call me stupid but the second that you put what happens at the end of end game in the chat here i don't think so all right let's do it goodbye what does i got this image is just on my other monitor i'm gonna add this as germa chest to bt tv whatever that's fine that's fine that's fine oh all right i've got can i turn the audio down is it really going to be that loud like i don't like that i don't like this i don't like how loud the sounds are there's a person right here hi there are you okay can i get you anything it's gone they took it did someone steal something from you they took it the people in the walls they they took it from me oh god she's here now i should probably leave him alone poor guy jesus bust up what what are you doing run was that the bus that's not the bus that would be a really weird bus what the [ __ ] got any change sure i have a couple dollars better than nothing thanks kid i haven't seen you around here before i moved in not too long ago i'm usually studying or at my classes uber that's probably why what was that oh a college girl huh what are you studying i'm pursuing a career in education at the moment nice that's what i got my bachelor's in oh that's great i hope i can find a gig soon afterwards if not my sleeping bag has room for two anything in the dumpster oh there's the bus how do i get on where are you heading to this hour if you don't mind me asking the laundromat on the outside of town not sure i believe that pretty late to be doing laundry hey if you're looking to score i have a good deal or a pretty little thing like you i'll [ __ ] leave me alone cash if you know what i mean how about you just drive the bus and i'll pretend you're not a desperate loser whatever [ __ ] set the [ __ ] down so i can get this piece of junk rolling again what the [ __ ] dirty seat dirty seat dirty seat dirty seat dirty seat um well i guess i'm gonna sit here ah it's gonna be [ __ ] loud should i turn it down turn it down [Music] done turn it up i was gonna say excuse me when does the bus leave there was a i looked online and said the schedule was at 12 15 and it's 12 18. turn the fov down what are you doing sit down in a seat why are you still okay that's [ __ ] sit down and a seat all right dude like seriously sit down this is no no [ __ ] way there's no way this guy right now would be going like this flanning his right foot and stuffing it on the ground and desperately trying to not fall down you don't have to do that by the way i know that when some of you guys get on the train or on uh the bus or whatever whatever you just grab the grab onto it dude i [ __ ] hate this guy he's just weird and he's right next to me how many of you guys have done that shuffle where you just plant your foot and you don't want to grab onto anything because it's like well i know i can't grab onto the pole i can handle it then you go and then everybody looks at you and they're like [ __ ] idiot should've just held onto the pool all right i don't i don't want this person's freaking me out i did that as a kid look out the window it's so dark i can't even see the street hey i knew he was gonna do that i was ready for it i was like oh dude look out the window okay hmm hello i [ __ ] knew that was gonna happen i knew it i was waiting for it for the whole time he was on the bus may i sit beside you there's plenty of other seats so i don't see why you need to do that may i may i sit beside you are you deaf do i need to get the driver to throw you off you're going to die tonight what you're going to die tonight i've seen it tonight is your last night on earth you are walking straight into your doom can't you see that you and that child inside you how did you you will be found just like all the others ripped open your insides displayed for all the angels above to look down and see oh yes of that i am certain please just stop talking may i sit beside you all right miss this is your stop i i mean sweet but [ __ ] just [ __ ] grab by the neck just grab him just [ __ ] go bang into the back of the over here and be like what are you doing what are you threatening me what's how we talk what's happening here get his ass yeah you mean if someone like i don't know man i'm just like you kind of be like oh what's uh let's go you know what i mean like go what's the lights or something crap [Music] no noise gate so loud i told you [Music] it's not that bad [Music] that guy was [ __ ] scary [Music] [Music] i'm scared please turn it off this is what we're here for good job you completed the tutorial in one hour no don't be a liar don't be a liar that's what you're doing you're lying the first 30 minutes of the stream was me talking about announcements talking about some changes that i'm going to be making there was we sat there for about 30 minutes then i did the soy face thing that was about 15 minutes so no that's you being a liar and i don't appreciate that very much it's been about 15 to 16 minutes of actual in-game video game time [Music] what laundromat okay yes what is it oh um are you all really open all night we're open all night but i take my naps at midnight so you better not need anything after that oh okay i'll be sure not to need anything yeah we'll see you get a game toy here press tab to equip and own up your inventory i'll bring it back before i leave it'll be a long night so i might need it game toy can i play it whoa okay all right all right all all right foxy's revenge left mouse button to start the game [Music] what do i do how do i what do i do how do i control the game what the [ __ ] did i just kill somebody am i doing this right am i doing this right should i not be doing that [Music] try not be doing that all right what if i avoid i can't i have to score one [Music] okay i get it i get it i get it i get it i get it [Music] how do i win all right i gotta pay pay attention to the screen [Music] how many what do i need to win [Music] the song is really good yeah it's pretty good song [Music] oh i'm done that's stupid like i alright what do i do i actually have to do i have to do this you have to get to a hundred [Music] okay get that out of here all right so i just did i'm just gonna do my laundry which one should i use those are dryers soap dispenser brought my own soap laundry cart coffee a patron doing a late night wash too yeah i work night shift at the factory down the road this place is the only one open when i get off work it was a real pain when the first one burnt down first one you knew around here yeah this place used to be next door years ago but there was a big fire i don't think they ever found out exactly what caused it that sounds awful girl died in that fire too an employee i don't like to spread rumors but but what pretty mysterious the way she died i mean um it wasn't a fire that started quickly she should have had plenty of time to get out but she was found in the office it was me that died in the fire this is like a whole weird like silent hill type thing where like it's me that died in the fire right they were close to opening up a murder investigation right that a detective thought the girl was locked in could be but then decided to drop it when nobody came up you know cops lazy sons of [ __ ] as a fellow writer you know you can some as a fellow writer when you start to see the pieces come together in the intro or what could be the outro i can kind of see it from a pretty long way away as a fellow writer of course well if that's true it does sound pretty suspect sure does feels like it got swept under the rug pretty quick what with the womb ripper coming around and butchering those women that has all the headlines these days okay so alright so let me just do my laundry pick up urban legends 1. okay all right that was pretty good what happened though i couldn't really tell yes what is it oh um oh yeah yeah so how do i do laundry dryers washers okay where do i how do i use one washers washers washers okay this one's open i need to get some change first where's the change change machine what do i make change what do i make change oh um oh yeah better make change the vending machine isn't that usually a thing to do with where is it magazines where's the change machine you put the dollar in you get the arcade tokens you need to look in your purse explore you stooge i still [ __ ] sell pissed off that they're not in fortnite yeah like look at who the the other they added to fortnite in the last two weeks and you tell me that the three stooges could not have been a possibility please in fact it's gonna it's going to [ __ ] happen it will happen it's just not gonna happen on our timetable aren't they adding are they adding like obi-wan kenobi three stooges is too bro at pac-man pac-man how is pac-man not boomer all right where do i make change that's [ __ ] weird oh my god why is it all the way over here what a terribly designed place pac-man's coming next week they're gonna add all the wizard of oz characters dorothy the tin man the tie the the tiger the the scarecrow they're going to add that was going to be a wizard of oz update they're going to add i okay they're going to be this guy i i i feel so pissed off by this i'm going to have like fomo on this because if i don't make a bet here and they add the wizard of oz characters like in a year i'm gonna be pissed because i could have told you i was right you know what i mean like i didn't say that i was i may have started to say but i didn't say it take a look at the other stores in the plaza how much you're gonna put up there's no way they're gonna add the wizard of oz what about like willy wonka right also i don't know why i'm attributing [ __ ] this is what's happening i am attributing all the slot machines in the casino with what is popular with the fortnight kids which is completely inaccurate willy wonka slot machines are literally [ __ ] everywhere wizard of oz slot machines everywhere the three stooges have a bunch of slot machines i'm doing this wrong i still think sounds like a child's crying but i don't think it's a kid shoes that's because boomers play slot machines and zoomers bet on fortnite skins just wait i am are you ready listen to me you can in a hundred years you can go back and watch this clip they are going to have to pivot soon in these vegas casinos because all the wizard of oz slot machines are not going to do very well when the zoomers are like no no no i want where where's my fortnite machine there's going to be fortnite machines there's going to be video game like zoomer type machines there's no i don't think i think slot machines might be replaced with like skins you sit down and you like pull the machine it's like a skin like a box opening i think i don't know in like the next 50 years or so if people are gonna care that much about spinning a slot just in making oh like i hit money i don't think so i don't think the younger generation cares that much i think like fortnight skins might be more or some type of video game thing a more be a slot machine i'd play i've never even seen the movie i just i would just sit there and like laugh morbius slots ah customer looking for a tv toaster blender sorry i'm just browsing oh what kind of person just browses appliance stores at this time of night i don't know if i i mean anytime i go to like a best buy i always just end up walking around the washer and dryers and stoves and just go oh this is nice i'm never going to buy one of those but you kind of just walk around just open up the lid turn the dial i'm just waiting on my laundry well then why don't you just buy a washer and dry here we have the newest models at the lowest prices that's such a stoner thing to do i've never heard of a stoner that's like yo bro let's go look at the washing machines at best buy dude no it's like ah i've been abducted by aliens and like i think aliens exist and like i think the aliens are are putting the tv shows on the tv stations that's like a i'm high conversation no offense but i feel like you're the newest thing in the store that's meth why thank you i do take pride in my appearance wait question mark so what are you talking about you talk about like weird existential [ __ ] when you're high not i want to go look at best buy washing machines now when you get high you think about are all my friends actors you know what i mean not oh i want to go look at the washing machine ah customer looking for a tv toaster blender what are you talking about i'm not saying you really think that you sit there in the couch and you go holy [ __ ] what if like we're all actors you guys don't have those what i don't i i've never gotten high and gone everybody's an actor no i've got i'm go man wouldn't it be crazy if everybody was an actor sorry i'm just browsing you're delusional oh what kind of person i keep talking to this person why thank you get away from me okay what do you got here tv oh look drying machine oh wow that's that could fit probably like two three loads cool no you know i'm not a big fan of the front loaders i'm not a front loader guy no not really no oven stereo radio can i what am i supposed to do here a lock box i need a code to go in it okay i need a code for the lock box okay well goodbye i need a code for the lockbox pizza [Music] sorry didn't see you there what time is it did i get you anything no thanks i'm just killing time until my laundry next door is done well i thought it was really just a heads up we're closing soon feel free to hang out until then though i have some pizza what do you got here they're about to close so the pizza is pretty stale now that that's not what i asked i i'm fine that's all right soda fountain trash can any codes in here this is what is this sin eater no i look i knew the whole thing i did not realize that was gonna be that flashing i'm sorry i thought it was gonna be i thought it was gonna be colors i didn't know it was gonna be black and white i'm really sorry i thought it was gonna be like this one i thought it was gonna be like this one like look that's not a problem doing it like this i don't know it's gonna be black and white i'm really sorry that actually i didn't know it's gonna be that painful i'm actually really sorry i was trying to inhale the magazine i just got flashbanged i'm what the [ __ ] is this guys that's a dick okay well um sorry that's back to back kind of i didn't mean to like do that i thought that was they're not gonna be as flashing and then you got flashed anyways a few moments later so i'm really sorry about that back to back nobody else is like gonna okay uh very sorry can i do anything else in here no thank you well you're out feel free no pizza vending machine no you flashbanged your audience and then showed him a dick great start [ __ ] i gotta be i want to be more careful with that i didn't know i actually am like annoyed that i just did that all right so where are we going now ppaws no refunds or exchanges all sales final p paw can i help you looking for anything specific looking for something specific you have a great day now a movie a video game fish um no just browsing things all right well let me know if you need any help and don't you even think about stealing anything i have eyes everywhere wouldn't dream of it you have quite an assortment of it's pee paws i'm peepal it's my store pee pants right am i allowed to tell the story of pete pants um i mean i tell like once every two years but i feel like we have a lot more viewers here now can i just do your tldr what is that read reaper's no i'm not doing this i mean this is cool this is i mean it's cool i got like these comics in here this is cool they got comic books you can read okay well we're gonna have we're gonna just go like this for now we're gonna go like this we're just gonna get rid of those okay cool um that's probably an item in here porno tapes okay i'm putting my hand up over this screen what am i doing what am i doing what i can't put my hand up on i just put my hand up to block it like you were behind me hold on what the [ __ ] get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out do i need to be in here for anything i swear to god there's probably something in here that i need to get okay okay i was looking oh that's not what you want to have happen coming out of this room this is like you put the hat down you go like you go like this and you're like hi how are you uh you're not stealing anything no damn my apologies my friend was like making a joke about like let's like go in to the porn section and like it was funny it was like like do you have one of these that's crazy i was just saying i couldn't believe you actually had one of these this is like crazy like what the [ __ ] i was going into like that's funny um should i buy a gumball oh games the master system is out now this is still my favorite okay i don't think but my laundry has probably been done for an hour what am i doing still here oh the story pants right okay so bird boy and i used to play smite all the time and we would just you know you'd make the i think it was like a party or something you had to like join with a password or something whatever it was um so we would be playing games and he would make we'd be making the yeah smite okay whatever fine you can go do you batch ask me all you want so we were in the essentially i was being told hey here's the password to get into the lobby so then we can queue up together or whatever it was so he gives me the password he's like hey this is it the password is p pants and i was like okay fine so i'm like pee pants um it doesn't work it says password is incorrect i say hey dude the password's incorrect this doesn't there's no it's not pee pants and burger boy looks at me and he just goes yeah it is by the way burger boy was high he was like as high as a kite um and he's sitting there going hp pants dude it's like bird boy it's not like i is it is there a space is it like p space pants no it's just no spaces no capitals pea pants i'm just like i i keep typing that is not it and me and him get into an argument about how he thinks i'm like [ __ ] with him because i'm i'm it's pee pants and you're not doing it and this is annoying and we want to i want to play so eventually finally after like probably at least three to five straight minutes of being annoyed with each other um i go what how are you spelling this and i walk over and i show him what i'm typing and he's like what it's not he's like this pea pants that's how we thought it was spelled he the other was p-a-n-c-e in his like high weed brain so we were actually in a pretty it was i was not we were both pretty annoyed um and he was spelling it p-a-n-c-e and that's what he had that's how he thought pants was spelled in that moment and then finally he sat there it was just like laughing his ass off and then pee pants just became a a verb that we just started using we would call each other that if we had like a stupid moment it'd be like oh hey yeah hey pete pants oh come on pee pants like we just started calling each other we started using it as a verb and stuff oh dude that's you're you're a wicked pee pants right now oh yeah okay yeah it was fun using it as a noun verb it was we pretty much use it as we used to use random words kind of like smurfs we'd replace them as nouns and verbs and it was just the smurf language it's weird we used to do it all time with tons of stuff who the [ __ ] is burger boy oh that's a new viewers okay so i think i'm ready okay i thought someone's coming to get me why is he called burger boy though i don't know if he has something to do with the fact that he used to bring double cheeseburgers into the movie theater like they were popcorn like a bag of at least four to six of them and eat them for the movie that might have had something to do with it did i get the laundry you haven't said that where how do i use the dryers are these washers bathroom key that's old lore oh yeah that's i mean i know i've told that story before okay so go to the bathroom you've told the p-pants stream a bunch of times too oh yeah do you guys still talk yeah from time to time i think he's doing all right just be living on the west coast a lot of um people that i would talk to on a regular basis obviously i live in vegas right but yeah i think he's doing pretty good last time i talked to him don't have the key god damn it now i'm gonna read that eight six seven five three this might be fun to call if i get bored there's a phone in the lobby really really [Music] do i need to wait why did i go in here there's something i need police report police report that details a suspect named lewis kennedy this is just for public intoxication but that name keeps popping up wonder if i can find out more about them bring this to the people and see if they have anything to say about it do something funny your dog is crying why is your dog care if i make a joke or not oh my god there's somebody in here oh my god is there an item i need over here or anything dude okay this is probably something i need right here nothing okay goodbye what is who's that what happened i feel like i was supposed to be scared i was like why is there a naked guy what happened i just turned the quarter and i thought there was a naked person so i just went like this and then i was supposed to get jump scared i think who put this here i don't know did you do that doing a late night wash too yeah i work night shift at the factory down the road this place is the only one open yeah we know we know we know we know we know we know we know we know mysterious doing a late night first one that's good but okay don't click again do you know anything about this no not these comic books this don't know how you got that but yeah i knew louis he owned the old laundromat that burnt down we were buds but he disappeared one day it's the aliens i tell you lewis is looking down on us poor schmucks right now from the cosmos do you know anything about this shows him a porno mag so i just got to show this to people in the town that sounds like you call that number don't tell me what to do okay where's the phone oh what the bonus in just a few moments you will be connected to the girl of your wildest fantasies for 63 seconds well hey there stud for all right for one second one second i thought she said 60 free seconds with an english accent not 63 seconds 63 six you'd be connected for 63 seconds i was like what the oh okay this weird number and then i read it cool no one's called me that before i mean hey there studded i'm so glad you called it's been so lonely over here been thinking about your big cup um wait damn it i'm sorry this is my first night on the job i don't think it's for me that's okay i didn't even know what this number was for i just called for kicks the phone rang oh it's been one night but i've had my fair share of creeps didn't the phone ring i didn't call i answered the phone well what kind of person just styles a random phone number at this time of night a burnt out college student who's waiting i didn't make any phone calls go home and get some sleep those places are still open at this time of night just this one a little out of town wait in that plaza with the pizza palace yeah that one you know it yeah i live out there hey you really shouldn't be out over there this late at night not with the womb ripper at large i remember do you guys remember the commercials late at night on tv for these lines that were 1 900 numbers it's like call now and talk to the hottest of all of us right i do remember those and it was always like two or three dollars a minute i'm just sitting there going how i wonder do they like try to keep people on the phone and the more that i thought about it is like uh i i'm trying to give ways to like you would keep somebody on the phone for two dollars a minute and one of the things i was thinking of was oh yeah it would be so sexy if we played a full game of monopoly over the phone i would think that was so hot yeah you do yeah yeah that'd be like oh you know if we could play risk that would be fantastic just gave them there they were always so weird though i remember just being because i was an infomercial aficionado right we all know that but in between those or on on random channels at the past 12 1 a.m you'd get those ads all the time you called them do you guys really think so i'm gonna call and have sent to my parents house huh i wasn't even [ __ ] old enough to make these phone calls i don't think why would i what are you talking about i am in no way going to have my mother or father back then be like why is there why is there all this [ __ ] here why would there i i never thought they were worth i was like i'm not gonna call these like i don't know i don't wanna do that that's a good it's weird he's offended what an obvious lie the 30-second call the 1-900 number that we're just talking taking the piss on right now you think i was calling it every day you're weirdly defensive about this i have not called one of these numbers i was with one eye open like this what's that on tv i don't [ __ ] care where's kathy mitchell right no why do i do this to myself why do i do this why are you doing this to me listen to me i mean infomercials infomercials infomercials infomercials i wanted to watch infomercials not call [ __ ] okay all right that's enough why are you doing this to me that's enough that's it there's some things that the newspapers don't talk about i have to get out of here look at how red i am i'm i'm like embarrassed like i don't want anybody to think this than just the stalking and killing it's a real psychopath and you are right in the middle of it's hunting ground [ __ ] [ __ ] you need to take your laundry right now and get out of there as fast as you can that's like embarrassing what is going on in this free 60 dialogue has ended to have another late night sexy conversation please enter your credit card number now it's the same reason why hotels when they had all the porn in the hotel rooms i didn't want to check out of a hotel and walk up to the to the person at the checkout counter and sir would you like a receipt no no no don't look at the receipt just you know what here's two hundred dollars cash i don't want you to print the receipt i don't want you to look at receipt can you like put drag the receipt into the recycling bin right now i'll give you 200 right now uh sir it says you only have about 42 dollars in charges no just don't open it and here's 200 cash don't look at the rent don't look at it i don't that's i don't know i don't want to i don't want to talk to somebody and be like oh hey by the way oh wait for these charges some uh incidental charges to the room no i really wish i could leave i'll just have to keep a lookout so you bought it no i didn't i didn't i'm just saying they all i didn't want to like have anybody you're making it worse this is a self report no it's not watching porn in a hotel room no i like i just want to sleep in the hotel room you know what i mean i don't want to do no i don't want to sit there and and just sit there like what like all right let's here we go no jerma stop you need to act cool act cool you gotta act cool all right all right i'm gonna act cool all right i like cool okay just be cool be cool it's not it's not a big deal whatever be cool this is actually so bad no it's not i'm telling you that we made a couple of comments about late night telephone sex lines and all of a sudden i buy porn every time i go to the hotel that's that's you doing that i didn't that's you that's you putting that on me we never talked about that we literally never talked about that i made a quick comment about this and it became literally what i do every day lewis kennedy nope never heard of him do you ever watch his porn and gets naked [Music] yeah i mean i no no i get naked because i've got angry i have to go take a shower and get naked i'm done with this conversation put in an emote only mode right now put in emote only mode i demand emote only mode right now emotes only for an hour lewis kennedy all right never you've never heard of louis kennedy that's fine anybody else here can i play this you look just like her who say my i'm telling you it's my same hair it's me oh she used to be so beautiful but i've lost her it's been so long now oh did you know one of the girls who went missing around here ma'am oh and by the way let me just make this really clear it's it's 20 22. if you've consumed pornographic material this isn't like 1902 where it's like oh no we don't nobody's good how dare you the devil no who really gives a [ __ ] who really gives a [ __ ] if you watch if you watch porn movies in the hotel room i don't i don't care cares i don't give a [ __ ] if you're watching porn in your hotel room but what the [ __ ] do i care it's nothing to do with me [Laughter] that got sniped and i'm glad it did my fingers are so ugh okay i'm going to take it off of emote only mode in 10 seconds i want strict behavior doing a late night first one you hats we want behavior why won't you on your best behavior there could be a sponsor watching you never know there could be a sponsor watching how would you there could be somebody from i don't know you never know i gotta be careful i'll talk about that anymore all right so michael my clothes done i just keep getting derailed this i think this game is like a 40-minute experience and i i just keep getting so derailed and what about the maybe p-paw yeah i'll go talk to people old lewis was a real son of a [ __ ] had a real eye for the younger girls he did don't mean to gossip but i have it on good authority he was the one who knocked up that poor girl who worked for him can't remember her name but between that scandal the fire and then the disappearances i would say all the details will never be known okay i don't know why i just thought it would be like kind of funny remember supermarket sweep imagine they did like a big supermarket sweep type thing with like the video store and it was the first thing the contestant got to the end i was like okay you got to go through each aisle and you got to get as many dvds as you want any shelf anything that you care about right and the music starts and it's like all right let's go they [ __ ] sprint into this room and just start sliding their hand into the cart just filling it with all these porns and they don't even touch anything else and after five straight minutes they come out of here with a cart full of just porn dvds and everyone's just sitting there like what the [ __ ] don't go in there i whatever he looks like a shrimp me like wait the the animal the shrimp what does shrimp's face look like there's blood on this gross okay [Laughter] can i just read you uh a portion of mod of my modding chat this is from vr josh and this is very important thumbs up emote only mode enabled i'm not going to read that one next one i'm ready lol okay emote only coming off i'm going to block the word porn never mind they're trying they're trying guys they're trying did i already do the show this did i already show you this don't know who that is but he sounds like a real [ __ ] to me okay i think that's pretty much it there's nobody else to talk to right is there another store over here what is the car that was in front of the bus stop that's the bus stop car do i look like a shrimp let me see what does this shrimp look like i know what they look like but do i leave it a little bit what animal do i look like all right mods run a pole i want you to run a pole and i want you to put ten of sort of the most um iconic animals i don't want people to vote on what they what animal they think i look like i need to open i need a code for that lockbox oh can i break this what do i do with this doll head holes only have five options oh never mind so what do i do is my my clothes are not done drying yet or maybe they are no they're not done oh there it is what the hell these clothes are still wet this machine must be broken but those were my last quarters where's that employee um excuse me excuse me where are you hello get out there's blood what have you what are you doing in here doing a late night wash the first one you hats girl but what are you good well what do you have to say about this ah not my kind of doll if you know what i mean do you read these i don't need to ask him about this okay so what's going on oh my god it's the employee he's been bred to shreds i need to call the police [Music] [ __ ] you watched porn at the holiday inn and got caught that's very specific what's your emergency why are you still on that hello somebody just fell from the ceiling now i'm at the somebody fell from the ceiling covered in blood and they were like like ripped up and you're you you're still on the dude you got like caught at the holiday inn like back like a year or two ago or something we're trying to play a game [ __ ] 20 minutes later 20 minutes later dispatch said they got a call coming from out here but it's strange don't give them specific time frames i'm just i'm i'm getting in their mindset i can't seem to be able to find anyone where is this person talking there's no body in here what they don't know what do you mean i'd be a rodent i don't know if i'd be a rodent i think i'm more of a lion wait a minute is that someone crying [Music] it sounds like it's coming from that office by the pizza place well you're a pull you're a police officer go look i hate this i hate this wha go look in there go look in there i all i have is i have a key for a weapon i'm the police officer what are you [Music] oh i'm the officer [Music] the office by the pizza place it's oh it's just somebody that's it's just somebody has to do their taxes yeah i'm i get upset every [ __ ] april uh tenth as well [Music] hello is anyone there that was a boomer joke that's fine this is the police if anyone is there then come out now there's something wrong here i better investigate thoroughly oh god business plan computer doesn't look suspicious binders copy machine [Music] water water cooler the tv got worse it's hard to see oh [ __ ] off if you i found if you sniff in when you think a jump this car's gonna happen it scares you less [Music] [Music] doesn't work what's that oh my goodness was it holding a child i don't want to play this how many bolts do i have an infinitive good office key i'm so bad i'm gonna press g and throw grenade down the hall get the key get the key get the key out man where's my key i got an office key officer oh that that's an office burton burton's office locked i can find a key what is this is that where i can't how do i get it the door is stuck why do i get my key out turn on the flashlight what do you mean turn up i don't i need where's my key i just pick one up door stuck door stuck door stuck but i got a key to the office didn't i walked it's tab isn't it i there's no scroll where do i get it press i i picked it up didn't i i don't get it yeah i have it how come i can't use it at the fire extinguisher where i don't do that press one two three four press the key button usually i just hit tab and i have an inventory i don't understand what's happening here it's one it's not one it even even says i need a key is it bugged right click locked what the [ __ ] scroll with the gun out oh come on gwen what where and i'll get you out of here [Applause] [Music] fire higher higher higher what happened huh what okay go go go go go go go go i didn't mean to do that i'm too jumpy today honestly at this point i don't give a [ __ ] this guy i'm going to turn the corner and yeah yeah i don't care i'm going to turn the corner someone's going to go wait and i'm going to you know what i mean in those old like shooter games foreign what are you talking about i didn't get him i was shooting every two steps and the one step that i don't shoot i get killed no one's coming maybe i can make a run for it [Music] [Applause] okay yes i'm [ __ ] smashing in the head receipt it's received for a building repair company looks like they had to repair one of the walls in the oh okay i can smash the wall with a hammer without a doubt god damn it my clothes done what the [ __ ] are you doing [Music] baby is drowsing who is doing that are they in the washing machine discord mike [Music] i don't know if we're just gonna get out of here quick there's a door behind here get out get out get out get out grenade nope do i hide do i what do i go do i hide in here an event leave yes [ __ ] you newspaper main suspect in police investigation disappears 45 year old lewis kennedy has gone missing the top suspect in the grisly crime of an arson alleged kidnapping what the [ __ ] so to say that kennedy had been under surveillance for a few weeks and at some point over the course last night had broken contact with officers there was a centipede scream the audio did something really weird to your voice can i let me hear it take less cocaine next time let me hear this let me see i need to know what this sounds like how bad does it sound [Music] that's so weird what the [ __ ] it sounds like completely different room so it doesn't sound like that right now it's only when i get loud it sounds like i have like it's like i'm like yelling into my hands is it does it doesn't sound like that right now right that sounds like a diablo too death the sound it really does it just it sounds like a [ __ ] diablo to death but but what's missing is me slamming the desk and going what the [ __ ] dude it's trying to filter out anything that it's a noise that humans don't normally make i don't know i could i try to fix it but i don't know what the [ __ ] is going on there man that's so [ __ ] dumb sounds like an old mortal kombat attack it does it really does like mortal kombat the second genesis okay um okay i'm gonna [ __ ] freak out ac unit it won't open flashlight how do i turn it on f for flashlight what the [ __ ] oh hey [ __ ] hi i don't want to look this way i want to run away it won't budge what do you mean it won't budge hide somewhere hide in the violin cabinet or something hide in the filing cabinet hide over here go this way turn on the flashlight yikes oh like okay okay okay okay okay okay whoa a scalpel i thought that was my face i thought that was an emote of my face i know i won't be getting out of here alive that psychopath it kills women like me i've heard at least three others brought her and killed peeking through the cracks i saw that it creates these masks out of skin whoa i don't know what kind of game it's wanting to play i think my time is up it made me swallow a key a key that i think would get me out of here but i have a feeling and won't let me live long enough to use it i'll be butchered like the rest ah where are you i know that this is this person over here this is gonna burn me yeah uh you i got a scalpel and i gotta there's a key i can't believe i'm doing this i got a key to get out of here all right all right all right all right give me that key all right all right all right all right all right just i'm gonna hold this out and run oh he's gonna be in this door he's gonna break through this door i know what he's gonna break through the door he's gonna buy he's gonna break out the door ronke [Music] [Laughter] hmm is that who's that oh my god it's a corpse a corpse looks like it's been here for years there's a wallet sticking out of his pocket who is that what the driver's license belongs to lewis kennedy but this doesn't make any sense i need to get out of here and call the oh my police there's a what there's a one no i don't want to get out of here how do i get out of here oh like i agree scoob let's uh skedaddle bind the child oh by the way speaking of those two i have access to the multiversus early alpha thinking about me playing it on stream at some point just letting you know i have access to it and that could be pretty fun if we were to do it eventually can i go through here i need to get this lock off what was that i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know what it is i don't know i don't know i don't know what is that pick up ammo i have ammo okay i've got ammo i don't know you're gonna be right here aren't you wait [Music] gun how many balls does this have i'm afraid to shoot it how do i turn the flashlight on i it's so hard to see oh there's so many warships uh gorsh there's so many washing machines down here mickey oh of course there is goofy that's where they do their laundry that's a bad i'm not doing a bit come out you [ __ ] i'm ready for you why would you do that don't say that you need to actually you know what this is what i do i'd say like come get me [ __ ] like i'm here i'm waiting for you and i would throw something over there and be like ow my knee out i'd be like oh my knee and they think holy [ __ ] he must have fallen down and gotten hit and then he'd run over there this person right there oh oh where's my flashlight oh my god i can't see anything oh my god i can't see [Applause] [Music] [Applause] that's like sounds like my mic [Music] why can't i move what the [ __ ] dude [Laughter] [Applause] what's wrong with my mic what are you guys talking about something about my mic it's [ __ ] up [Applause] [Music] what's wrong what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this game's not [ __ ] scary it's [ __ ] easy it all makes sense now louis kennedy wasn't killing all those women you sound all muffled i don't know what i think the microphone is freaking out when i hit a certain level because i sound completely normal right now but when i get to a certain audio level it just it just muffles me and puts like a wall in front of my face the mic keeps freaking out yeah it was samantha is it the noise gate i i i don't think it's locked from the laundromat and burned it down she survived your mic is trying to smother you when you get really loud scream loud right now let's actually let's find the level right so like uh uh uh were those all fine were those fine yeah okay so uh what happened what happened to that what happened to the end there that was fine too weird i don't know i have to mess with some of the settings she must have lost her baby though with almost being killed losing her child and being terribly burned she completely snapped maybe loud quick loud sounds freaking out i think yes sudden loud sounds that's like half my [ __ ] content she killed lewis and then set her sights on killing others who had something she didn't oh god that was intense that was blood wash wasn't the barf drinker it does kind of look like the barf drinker it turns into a mcdonald's mic eventually yeah it does that was pretty good that was good that was scary interesting creepy i thought that was cool are you going to play multiverses i mean yeah yeah eventually [Music] wait for the end i'm not i'm not gonna skip the after credits don't act like you were paying attention i i was what do you mean of course i was what's next after this hold on a minute that's really cool so those were custom-made comic books for this game is that what i'm understanding that's pretty cool hold on well i was pretty upset to be woken up so late for an impromptu autopsy but when they told me that it was the actual womb ripper well i got down here as soon as i could i can't believe that it turned out to be samantha rhodes who'd gone missing and was presumed dead years ago so what i did is i do what i do with all of these potential serial killer maniacs i stand across the room first even though they're supposed to be dead and i throw a [ __ ] brick as fast and as hard as i can at their head to make sure that they're not going to get up and scare me and grab me and stab me with a knife the fuse box is down the hall yeah great i wonder what happens here you should have threw the brick i mean like honestly it's like do we need do this always keep a brick with your no god damn it i thought it was over shut the [ __ ] up uh no don't ah what the she's gone i have to get out of here uh cause of death multiple gunshot wounds that's the official cause of death but jesus christ i don't even understand how she was still alive in the first place i took so many shots to bring her down most of these look fatal on first glimpse to me guess we'll dig in to find out more i okay well let's go [Applause] oh how does that done i'm sorry but i'm just gonna go right here right there just bam just want to see a [ __ ] that's fun you should play chess why would i ever play chess i'm never going to play chess i it's it's too the game is too high brain for me it's too slow i i it needs to be all right if there was chess or after every move we got to watch a family guy clip that's just it just happened then okay i played make the make a family guy chest and every time i move peter griffin he says just a random audio clip from the show it's very clear that they didn't record any new dialogue you move peter oh holy crap lois there it's so you didn't record any new audio for this stewie gets moved and stewie just says like you can tell he's talking to somebody during one of the episodes and but it has nothing to do with chess he's on to something yeah no they know that it wouldn't happen it wouldn't be oh wow look at me i i'm the king lois no no no it would be like a specific oh wow i can't believe i became mayor like what does that do with chess okay all right we're gonna go i'm gonna move on play checkers i'm gonna play checkers all right uh i'm going to take a quick break i'll be right back i'm going to pee i'm going to refill this drink and we're going to play murder house that's what's on tap next see you guys in about i want to say two minutes maybe a little less we'll find out see you in just a moment uh oops hold on let me fix it so so so i'm just trying to be very quiet so i don't scare anybody hi oh hold on very cool that nice relaxing music is about to be replaced with some scary [ __ ] so this is a game that i'm actually scared to play because i feel like it's going to be insanely loud so let me ask you this i have to ask you should i turn this down to one percent no so is it is this one is this gonna like blow up my ears no i'm so scared you have no idea this game is way too dank whatever okay let's do this i'll do it right here for it's now puppet combo turn it all the way down turn the filter off 20 door turns brightness um huh what the [ __ ] which one should i put on 16 millimeter is cool that is kind of cool 16 millimeter psx crt none none none scan lines one just normal please it hurts my eyes let me do psx and turn this off let me see how that looks new game let's try that prologue murder house i mean i feel like we're gonna have to play the prologue that looks fine that's not my mic don't people are gonna be complaining about that that's not me get my green tea okay kid you're next how do i move come on kid get your ass up there that's not my mic smile kid say cheese cheese easter turn the volume down the volume is way down i must have fallen asleep just shut down how do i move oh i thought it was first person okay that's weird all right hold on why is there no sound i'm so paranoid about the audio i don't think it's supposed to be audio right now mom is the mall closed no i can hear it just low it's gonna be loud yeah i know just be just be ready for it it's gonna be horrible it's gonna be terrible just be ready for it oh you can do dolly in fps which one which one would you prefer fps or the kind of old resident evil style fps fps fps oh man that sensitivity's got to go up though way higher rumple off invert y off what are you talking about auto aim off okay let's see that feels better dolly please change the game in the title oh [ __ ] good idea oh it is murder house it's correct zoomers are picking fps i'll switch between them how does that sound it's meant to be played in dolly okay well i'll go back i'll play some with dolly move it out what am i supposed to do it's closed do a poll you know that's not a bad idea all right mods run a poll do you want fps or dolly which one closed what do you think okay so i'm supposed to just leave the mall how do i get out of here it's a landslide for for what i can't get out this way okay i you know what's crazy 77 say dolly what the [ __ ] zoomer's btfo is it really that much dollies what i mean that's that's unanimous i can't i have to go back 77 all right let's go back i think i want to use the controller because this is weird to do with keyboard and mouse the tan controls don't work i can crawl under it how do you crawl see control i need to control the plugged in for this [ __ ] this is i can't do it oh that's much better okay it's a little too sensitive though that's far too sensitive okay looks good don't quit there we go all right now i'm happy enable rumble on the controller i don't do that i think rumble is the dumbest thing that's ever been invented i truly believe it i think rumble is just dumb i just really do i'm sorry i just i it just like shakes your hands see back like 20 years ago they created rumble because they wanted to be more immersive like and as you can see when you jump over the ledge and there's like somebody shooting it's oh i can feel it that it's like 20 years ago right it was that was cool but like i don't i don't need that anymore i'm sorry i just don't need it to me now it's just like i don't okay stop stop stop every time you get hit no i don't i just wanna play the game i'm sorry this might be weird i'm a complainer that's fine the easter bunny's chair i guess he went home for the night i don't know if you guys can hear this but it's making scary sounds i [ __ ] hate tank controls more than anything tank controls are just the cinematic mode in every car game i feel like i'm playing gta it's just on foot cinematic mode i can't leave now we're supposed to go it's closed i'll make a little no audio it's there it's there fix your stream what are you talking about audio is actually kind of low turn it up it's puppet combo man i feel like you're going to regret this very shortly warning actual warning loud audio warning for real where the [ __ ] am i supposed to be going what is happening i can't get out this way where do i go this is the beginning of the game [ __ ] i went all the way to the back this kid's gonna be out of breath but i i get lost in malls it doesn't matter how many times i've been to a mall i could go to the same mall a thousand times and if you say hey dude can you tell me where the you know can you tell me where the macy's is i'd go i don't [ __ ] have any idea i could go to the same mall a thousand times and i still could not tell you because it's just like it's just lines with stores and i have to sit there and go what i don't know i don't remember it's always so embarrassing because especially if you let's say for instance if oh you've got a local mall oh let's go explore the local mall that sounds like fun oh you know i'd really love to go i'd really love to go to anihan's pretzels yeah i would too that sounds like fun oh okay let's go auntie enhanced pretzels walking distance where is it uh it's in here somewhere okay i think it's this store over here i hate it who's he talking to [Music] [Music] where the [ __ ] am i supposed to go i can't get through here another security gate this one's locked [Music] oh shiny take the key yes you took the key i can use the inventory by pressing z key what is that on the controller okay that looks like tim heideker okay a key i can't use that key here you have to go all the way back get this camera in the right place am i going the right way am i going the right way oh i got it how do i open it what the [ __ ] this is gonna be some slender man [ __ ] resident sleeper there's got to be a way out the exits right there all right it's going to be like i'm going to lower the volume i'm going to lightly put this in i've warned you i'm these are lightly in my ears right now does it say locked locked all these are locked this one's opened why is it doing like a should i hide yes this is a good hiding place i could peek out with the action button and get a closer look with the look button okay so i can hide here all right let me out there's no [ __ ] mechanic why would it be a [ __ ] mechanic okay all right i gotta go into the bathroom where's that bathroom where's the bathroom farting and screaming he locked the door what do you mean he locked the door dude what are you talking about no wait he's gonna kill me right here [Music] i gotta go now gotta go go go go go go go go go go go go oh what where is he didn't he go in that stall he's in that stall right now this shit's locked what do i do this keypad i don't know the code what the [ __ ] you take the flashlight yes i got the flashlight how do i use it okay it's equipped how do i turn the [ __ ] flashlight on oh [Music] what is that okay screwdriver the tv here getting the [ __ ] out of here i don't like this i don't like this at all i really don't i unlocked it what's in here i don't like this it's too nerve-wracking i don't like it okay i have a screwdriver what do i do the screwdriver i thought i could get it so what if i take the screwdriver broken vending machine fix it i don't know what the [ __ ] to do this is back in the bathroom [ __ ] it moved do i need a screwdriver for something else literally omega low this dude's gone what do you mean i'm gone i'm fine the bathroom is huge oh wait wait wait hold on lockers no come on really just some lockers that's it i don't i can't pry one of these open oh you're full of [ __ ] come on i was already in here remember one of the lockers you can open it was kind of weird you mean like right here this one has blood on it no you missed the shower the answer is within this room hey thanks where am i going though there's a shower shower there's a shower in the locker you know i played resident evil 1 when it first came out and i got to like the first part where you had to like walk around and find the one place to go i just stopped playing it there's something below the drain oh there's a key what door do i need to open this with there's a tiny key it says 1024 1024 is that the okay i don't remember where to go 1024 and their door that's um where's that door right here one oh [ __ ] off what door is locked 1024 no no no no it's not this place one or two four and here or a locker no they don't number the stalls what am i talking about it's definitely a locker where are the lockers i'm lost in the mall stall like 1024 1025 1026. i need a map i don't remember where the lockers are i don't i have no object permanence if you told me to draw a map of dust bowl in tf2 i've i have a thousand hours on that map i still i wouldn't be able to draw it for you i really wouldn't be able to i got it all right 1024. how am i supposed to know which one of these is 1024. none of these are numbered oh wait this one is 1024. hey another ss34 5534 that's a number all right get out five five three four this motherfucker's gonna be right here huh where am i going where's that door five five three four a toaster refrigerator it would be rude to take someone's lunch they're not in there right this is trying to kill [Music] has gone crazy hold on there's a phone in here let me go check it out and you wait here janitor jack the voices are too quiet i'll take care of him you'll be safe here i locked the door no [Music] what if janitor jack is hold on i can't turn the dialogue up [Music] look out the window janitor jack i think is uh is in trouble here is probably the easter bunny the easter bunny's gonna walk in here and be walking slowly towards me it's gonna be jenner jack [Music] of course it's janitor jack i was making a muted joke and it caught me i i was making i have no audio joke murder house it was definitely janet jack oh pancakes no that's not it that was the prologue tutorial complete and jacksepticeye as janitor jack oh my eyes oh turn the volume up ever since the none game i'm terrified to turn any of these puppet combo games over 10 audio level ever [Music] did you miss the jump scare you did [Music] the nun game is literally the loudest [ __ ] ever created nothing can even compare all right so now where are we the lights are already off i can't turn them off anymore present day 1988 this is the murder house and it's for sale people died in this house the [ __ ] do i have to move it's like we're here ew this place i can't believe i went from the news desk to this you're lucky you have this after the incident with the poodle that could have happened to anyone these aren't just sims one characters all right let's get started we don't have all day where the hell is the real estate agent who who i gave him who mega lost what's your name again emma yeah emma make yourself useful and find us a way in that reminds me somebody made a video of me testing cigars that i saw it was really funny anybody got that video i want to show that video on stream it's [ __ ] hilarious somebody took the eating the tearless stuff and they they made it as if i was testing cigars it's so stupid does anybody have a link to the video the actual like video video because like pulling it up read it up as a pain in the ass he saw it oh yeah oh let me get it yeah long-lost gerald 985 cigar tier list from the 20s hold on yeah let me go i love this video it's just so dumb we're gonna watch this first let's see if i can get it full screen here okay is it audio on here here we go this is so [ __ ] stupid i love it alright you ready all right here we go [Music] i i like the smell [Music] okay [Music] they're all fantastic [Music] yeah this is like very this is very nice bite it [Music] [Music] it's so stupid look at all these cigars [Laughter] jesus okay let's go it tastes like marshmallows wait my staminable drain i have to pick a break go on there's this loud game [Music] too many cigars all right so do i get to choose who i play with or no oh that's a cool little feature it's like the tracking don't ask me i'm just the camera guy chop chop we don't have it's so gross here all right so we're here doing a story this is this person's car right you look terrifying right now why why [Music] all right here's the news van so i just gotta get the house [Music] this is really creepy locked windows really dirty i can't see inside can i break in here [Music] other side probably [Music] what a flashlight under your face [Music] we've already done this before [Music] it's an old routine i look green why am i green i'm green and now i can't see [Music] i actually can't see turn the ring light on it's alright it's on right now that's something you can see my face i just can't i literally can't see oh [Music] can i grab it through here looks like a gun i can't reach from here okay [Music] probably gonna hear a distant scream we're gonna hear like [Music] and i'm gonna go oh my god i'm gonna go investigate and somebody saw rodent i'm a writer too you know as a fellow writer who the [ __ ] am i [Music] i i keep where am i why is the camera doing this [Music] name one book you've read sure [Music] dance of dragons from a song of ice and fire book five [Music] ten years ago [Music] well i don't know how to get in there so i don't think i can [Music] have you ever heard the bible um i like parts of it name one book you've read i don't know i don't why do i need to prove that i read a book it's creepy in here so i was going to open the front door i don't even have a flashlight this is stupid this is dumb what i'm doing i need a flashlight [Music] it's can i have gotten a flashlight somewhere that i didn't see [Music] what empty cabinet this would make a great hiding spot okay why do i get a flashlight it's a big basin sink i don't know where to go a dryer it's i thought it's seasoned washing machine okay oh fuse box an average fuse box wait i think a fuse is missing okay i need to get a fuse can i open the door you've unlocked the door alright so everyone can come on in right oh there we go okay so come on in i found a way in did they have to go tell them or should i just keep exploring empty cabinet make a great hiding spot yeah a greasy fridge there's no way i'm going to open that kitchen cabinet search it yes nothing nothing nothing nothing kojima fell off i don't think kojima made this what's that hole in the floor i see something shiny at the bottom i can't reach it i don't have any items how about how do i have no items no items none i can't open it the door knob is missing no items there's no items finally no there's enough items pencil what the [ __ ] am i gonna do with a pencil can i pick the lock with the pencil what's this stack of boxes no no this left a note hey it's jerry the real estate agent looks like someone broke the lock on the basement window and got in the house since the last time i was over here they stole the goddamn fuse so the power is out don't worry i know there's another fuse around here somewhere i'd let the front door open in case i don't hear you guys drive up just shut me when you get inside okay well where is the fuse an old dusty mug i don't want to go back down the basement there's a spider on your face all right i'm just gonna go talk to them because i have the doors open now and say hey i got a backdoor all right come on in don't ask me i'm just the camera guy stupid i i chop chop we don't have all that it's so gross idiots idiots idiots i oh come on how did i not open what just idiots i have to unlock the front door yeah but i i don't know what i've done that's this is not my house i don't know where anything is so straight ahead should be the front door straight ahead there we go go through here i can't go through there i don't have a doorknob do you know where anything in your house is oh there's an upstairs there's an upstairs okay this is the front door right here but how the f i couldn't even see it upstairs lois good work you got in did you see that goddamn real goddamn family guy no the house is empty that bastard i should have given you the 50 bucks yeah you should have you still it's musty that's a huge ass microphone by the way chop chop it's time to hustle grab all the equipment in the van and get it in there we're gonna set up [Music] grab all the equipment in the van let's set it up all right what we got here microphones lav mics shotgun mics c stands [Music] cameras hd camera maybe a gopro to put somewhere he won't finish this in three hours shut up [Music] all right i gotta go the other one do i have to unpack it he won't finish this what even if i don't finish it who gives a [ __ ] what do you care if i finish this game or not what do you care [Music] what do you care clean the camera no it's dirty why is he so toxic now i just am okay [Music] when are you gonna do a comb stream i don't think there's ever gonna be a comb stream ever again all right the lights are up but there's no power in this house i need a fuse right wow this is a cool house [Music] fuse every second of this all right can you stop smoking what are you waiting around for turn on those lights and let's get rolling the power's out we'll turn it back on i don't know how figure something out he's a real piece of [ __ ] isn't he 23k andy doesn't care about his chat anymore that's not true do i have a oh that's i thought that was a cigar 23k andy holy [ __ ] there are 23 24 000 people here hope you're having a good night good day currently getting scared scary games tonight i guess that's locked what's with all this [ __ ] i'm telling you right now i could probably elbow drop through this and break it and get what's in there this doesn't look that sturdy i could just run across the room and just slide tackle and kick this and break it if i needed to get in there i could literally jump from the bed and just stomp down and land on it and break it locked okay there's two locked things up here covered table a lot of these hiding spots i'm imagining this is important later but not right now this is the locked room okay okay i have to remember where this is that's the dark room at the end of the hall so keep that in mind write that down dark room end of the hall has two three locked things over here what about this hey that guy that took a four month break after dancing yeah oh i can't move this i need someone up here to move it oh a fuse nice okay check everything a weird bed cover table another pencil what are the pencils for let me guess it's a save point i need to use a pencil to save the game stupid [ __ ] god what was that stupid [ __ ] goddamn [ __ ] idiot stupid [ __ ] game [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] who's that solid iron no way i can open this there's just somebody there all right i'll have the fuse let's go back down all right did somebody help me move the thing up there do you know the power maybe later someone will help me let's go down to the basement again locked flimsy lock you're a sellout what'd i do i didn't even do anything what are you talking about all right where's the fuse box this guy buys porn all right screw it in power's back and the washing machine is on the door is jammed shut just shove a pencil in there okay well whatever i got the power back on so now what hey the power's back up let's get started all right we're gonna have to do interviews and stuff all right good everything's set tom yep lighting's ready the camera is rolling hey gary i was thinking we could i don't pay you to think dana i pay you to read the goddamn script i hate this job well pull it together ready everyone what are we doing here all right action anthony smith more commonly known as the easter why is ripper a boom mic and a handheld mic the mere mention of his name sends shivers up the spines of parents across the country his horrible murder spree leaving lives shattered and families ripped apart tonight we'll go inside as vacant home where 11 innocent children spent their final moments in agonizing pain and terror untouched since those horrible crimes eight years ago some say his spirit still haunts the home till this day i'm dana turner and this is a news 9 special report silenced tears inside the home of serial killer anthony smith cut let's take a break gary i think i want to redo the line where this isn't 60 minutes dana it's channel [ __ ] nine we're not here to win a pulitzer so why are we even here we could have done this whole thing from outside the house if we're not trying to be thorough and have a really deep investigation on this just do it in front of the house and then leave fine i'm going to find a place in this gross house to fix my makeup right i think i heard that wait did you say i'm going to go fix up my gross makeup what did i just hear i wasn't paying attention i don't know what what did she say gross house oh i need to go fix my gross makeup okay so i think why would we stay here [Music] is it pulitzer or pulitzer i don't know dude you and i are never gonna get one so it doesn't matter [Music] what if they will get it [Music] for yourself speak for yourself [Music] too bad the house doesn't have cable should i go to bed i'm sorry but if you expect to win a pulitzer prize i mean you get you you got to just do what you're doing you don't just you don't just say i'm gonna win a pulitzer prize soon you gotta you gotta work and get it and work for it you know just say i'm gonna be a pulitzer prize winner i mean i said that like five years ago when i thought that my stream was going to really take off and become like this really important thing what is the pulitzer prize even for i don't even know is the pulitzer prize science what is the pulitzer prize what is it for it's journalism oh why do i think it was science what's this as a science one the nobel prize is science [Music] okay so what do i do [Music] nobel prizes for whatever it could be noble could be pretty much for anything right for lots of different categories hey can i go to bed i want to find a way back into that whatever it is a greenhouse or something back there whatever it is [Music] go get the gun i do i need a key or something to get in there [Music] all right what about down here the cool one is this is science though jesus this is a great opportunity for you put in a little extra effort and you can really get ahead if you know what i means okay i'll keep that in mind where the hell is dana i don't want to wait around all day oh okay [Music] these are all locked i need a key somewhere ah this game is a real talky by the way where do i go a mannequin should i try to get into the greenhouse [Music] help [Music] whoa hey sweetie i'm so thirsty from all that talking can you fetch me a glass of water oh you want a glass of water from here [Music] i think i'm gonna say it i probably drink my piss before i drank out of this sink i would drink i would drink a glass of my own piss before i drank out of the sink here [Music] all right i need to get a glass of water europe that's we are a lunatic what [Music] okay where do i get a glass to [Music] can i open up the cupboard or anything i need a glass [Music] why is he always talking about drinking piss like literally said it once in like a year fine i will concede that you find me one point in the last year that i said i was going to drink my own piss and i will concede i've did it maybe once in a year [Music] it was literally two weeks ago no it wasn't [Music] okay here's your water [Music] that i have no idea where i'm going i i just need to deliver the water [Music] okay here you go here you go [Music] thank you one of the voice actors is in chat right now oh [ __ ] really i'm dana's va and you're playing you're playing this made my knight good luck look holy [ __ ] that's cool wait did you wash this no yes lie oh i just remembered i found this key lying around see if you can find a real story in this house something dana in the chat that's cool and maybe we can get hired on a real network all right so i got a key there's a lot of remember the doors set those lights up and let's get rolling i gotta keep people asleep here with this boring story time to sex this up hey you me yeah you put this [ __ ] on gary what the [ __ ] are you doing no one's gonna want to watch this boring thing and your dry reporting isn't helping i'm reading the teleprompter people want to see ghosts so we're gonna fake a ghost sighting okay intern when danish says he still haunts the home he grew up in i want you to run through the background got it all right let's do this okay after dana says he still haunts the home he grew up in i need to run through the door action the rampage started in late march 1979 when smith walked into a local mall and took a seasonal position as an easter bunny a job meant to spread joy and cheer put him in the perfect position to abduct young children until his capture and execution in 1985. many of the bodies have not been recovered as told by the sole survivor randy martinez smith would release the children in his greenhouse and force them to go on a deadly easter egg hunt while he stalked and murdered them two years later many say he still haunts the home he grew up in god damn it i said one box i couldn't oh cause a is rampage started a job meant to spread joy and cheer put him in the perfect god relax action a job meant to spread joy and cheer put him in the perfect position to abduct young children until his capture and execution in 1985. many of the bodies have not been recovered as told by the soul survivor randy martinez i don't know how to release the children in his green house and i thought i had to skip the dialogue on a deadly easter egg hunt well he stalked and murdered them i'm not in the shot right now later many say he still haunts the home he grew up in god damn it what i [ __ ] just ran by i just ran by run through the door a job meant to spread joy and cheer put him in the perfect position to abduct young children until his capture and execution that's not even in the shot many of the bodies have not been recovered that's not in the shot survivor randy martinez smith would release the children in his greenhouse and force them to go on a deadly easter egg hunt while he stalked and murdered them two years later many say he still haunts the home he grew up in what was that tom did you get that i apologize to the viewers at home but i just felt an energy pass by behind me let's continue deeper into the house and see what secrets we uncover cut this is ratings gold let's take a break and pick up in the bedroom great timing i'm going to go use the restroom hey you i'm getting hungry take the van and go pick us up some pizzas use the station credit card okay reddit gold all right let's go get some pizzas i'll go get some pizzas uh let's go with the front door [ __ ] it what's your favorite pizza place what's your favorite pizza place to get a pizza what is it a chain what's your favorite chain pizza place a little caesars dominoes no i'm sorry that's wrong did you find anything juicy yet not yet but i think i'm on to something i think there's something hidden here that nobody knows about good work dominoes don't mention this to anybody especially gary he'll steal any story from us what the [ __ ] dominoes is good i don't is it though i feel like it's not i know what a domino's pizza tastes like and it's not i don't think i don't i don't remember it being good should i do this first just to have items no the sauce is really busting you drink piss why would anyone care about your opinions on this um you name one time when i drank piss i can't open this what the hell is this key even for really really what's taking so long i can't function on an empty stomach sorry i'm going to go soon soon make it pronto you know i have not had little caesars in a very long time i feel like i probably like it i bet you i would really like little caesars little caesars pizzas like three dollars aren't they really really cheap five it's five dollars for pizza little caesars five dollars i'm sorry but you can't that you cannot do better than that five bucks for a pizza we're talking five dollars for a full pizza i feel safe in this room like nothing bad can happen here save the game [Music] okay so game saved are you sure you want the you'll need to use another pencil to save again yeah okay flashlight [Music] hell yeah cigar oh it's a pencil hold on this is a this is a lot let me read this little caesar's parent company owns the distribution center that sends ingredients to all the pizza chains so they don't have to pay for their ingredients like domino's papa john's or pizza hut that for real really i mean pizza hut oh man oh man oh man oh man i get [ __ ] worked up when i start thinking about pizza hut large stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with a side of eight buffalo tenders in the mild sauce with some blue cheese oh man oh man nothing that's nothing better it's so [ __ ] good everybody can say oh my god that's gross dude oh no it's not you're just not you just don't get it you know what i mean you just don't get it if you don't like the stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut pepperoni and just right out of the oven you just don't get it to me to me you and i we're just never gonna get along with the buffalo tenders and they're nice and hot and they're ready and they get the blue cheese on them damn was i doing a playing a game at least don't get it you just don't get it that cheese that they put wait i can i actually shouldn't need to go down here the cheese that they put in the crust at uh pizza hut is a magical cheese that does i don't know where they get it i don't know what it is it's magic it tastes just so delicious i don't even know what it is look at the mod chat my pizza hut went out of business and i tried it once it was terrible no you just don't get it you don't get it no you don't get it you don't get it okay i can actually see what about your thoughts on costco pizza i actually don't think i've really ever had costco pizza before not that i can really reliably remember i hear it's pretty good though okay i can actually see what's over here bridge place to hide this is gonna make me throw up empty cabinet oh my god i'm gonna [ __ ] puke shut up it wasn't that big of a deal doesn't hurt my back oh my shoulder hurts now because of that i just i actually hurt my shoulder i just pulled a muscle in my shoulder oh let's open this [ __ ] what is that a doorknob ooh oh god okay let's open up that door that needs a doorknob upstairs you're old dude it's getting dark yeah i know i'm old i'm older okay so what's in here is that a fire poker pretty good weapon oh hell yeah there's weapons how do i swing okay it's unlocked wait is something over here old fireplace sealed up two handing a fire poker yeah it's dangerous okay yeah i love pizza hut's awesome it's really good oh this is unlocked now all right well i gotta go get pizza are they even open the van who would do this as a note pinned on the windshield nowhere to oh now looks like we'll be playing a game to be hunting eggs i'll be hunting you find them all and you can leave don't find them and you can't find all the eggs [Music] okay [Laughter] [Music] should i go try to get the gun [Music] looks like a gun i can't reach it yes i can really [Music] why do i look so scared because it's a scary game i don't see any eggs stop being youtube andy what are you on about can't reach it i have a fire poker how can i not reach that where should i go i'm gonna go upstairs i think going upstairs where's the safe room where are the pizzas there's something going on here the van has been wrecked and the gate is locked where's tall i don't know either must be the goddamn real estate agent i told you you'd get another 50 bucks when we were done come out you chicken [ __ ] damn it gary it's getting dark and this place is scary and gross can we finish this still holding the mic fine i don't know where the hell tom is so you're gonna have to hold the camera what i don't know how to work this it's easy just hold it steady that's about it okay action this is dana turner online zoom in i've just been informed that we're stuck here someone has wrecked our van and we can't get our [ __ ] pizza lunch promised by my producer is anthony smith executed in the electric chair in 1985 back from the dead and back for revenge on anyone who enters his house find out soon if we don't get the [ __ ] out of here dana that should be kind of crazy lunch i can't work under these conditions is it like 10 o'clock at night take a break hey intern girl see if you can find where the hell tommy's okay gotta find tom i'd be pissed too if i didn't get my pizza especially if it was a [ __ ] pizza stuffed crust pizza with a side above loving her wings i would be also very annoyed by that you need to shut the [ __ ] up you need to not care if i like pizza hut or not there's nothing in here right shut the [ __ ] up jeremy there's nothing else here [ __ ] pizza i'm serious i feel like a lot of you guys probably haven't had it in a long time was the last time you had pizza hut solid iron key i'm gonna need all right well i don't know what this guy is 2011 1997 that's what i mean i feel like you're not being fair to the uh to the pizza hut let's stop stop that where is this guy that doesn't count like you cannot say i had it in 1992 or something no even like the air was tasted differently in like the early 90s like the the everything smelled different you know what i mean like everything was different i already picked that up but where is this guy probably down remember the 90s had a smell it was i can't even describe it like everybody's car had a 90s smell the air just kind of had this knot it just smelled like it smelled like the 90s it's everything had a different smell wait what was that [Music] this camera's locked [Music] tom tom i didn't think i would find you this is getting weird do you think the easter ripper is back it looks like we're stuck here all the doors are locked let's get a keyblade we're fine i found a key but i can't figure out what it opens let me see you take it maybe you can find the door i'm going to go look for another way out i'll catch you later okay so there's another a lot this looks like an iron key [Music] that's definitely the upstairs door that give me the [ __ ] out of here oh my god i'm walking in circles dude why did i stop i don't know [Music] dude i'm wicked [ __ ] high okay you all right the weapons have durability this is definitely the key to upstairs there's no way it's not why is she holding this like a lightsaber only a master of evil doth that's how that's how obi-wan holds his lightsaber help me there's somebody else in here watch out [Applause] only a master of evil he's right here i thought i was down get back here we good no i want to pick up the microphone you need to save the game where do i do that how do i save the game where do i save it oh there's an easter egg shoved in her mouth take the egg he took the death egg it's under the stairs oh my god okay okay we're good so now i'm gonna go upstairs and i'm gonna open the big door there it is circuit breaker or something i don't think i need to use this bed frame dresser oh what's that letter opener what can i do with that a letter opener what did i need did i need to use that somewhere broken refrigerator just a table i don't think there's anything else in here nope got the letter opener a normal light it's weird why would you say a normal light letter opener though it's pretty sharp i need to find something to use this on [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] letter opener what do i use the letter opener on use it on a letter can i get can i pick it up do this or something no what is down here someone left the letter open it with a letter opener where'd i go back to the basement maybe tom would be down there i think tom's probably gonna be down here is tom still here tom i can hide in there [Music] where is he [ __ ] [Music] i heard a bunch of [ __ ] over here letter opener that works i can actually pry it open magnet i can get the gun what the their hair is in my mouth i can get the gun with the magnet god he's gonna be right here [Music] what's that mean it means it's coming it means she's coming upstairs there's a locked door up there no major streamer reactions coming up here come on really just go in here for a second so i can breathe okay where's there more lock doors there's one down the hall here i think that's it [Music] there's a lock door down the hall there it is a note the big bunny watches us its big black eye follows me when i move it always watches at night we hear noises coming from the walls the first time i heard them i got happy because i thought it was you and mommy shouting for me coming to save me but it wasn't when the shouting starts the others cover their ears but i try and listen i put my head against the wall and hold my breath but no matter how hard i try i can't understand what they're saying they shout and cry a lot it isn't mommy and it isn't you but it sounds like adults and they sound sad really sad did the easter bunny take them dana is dead i thought that was a bunny help me find an exit oh [Music] blacklight just a stupid black light what am i going to do with this hey [Music] hmm oh that's i'm far back aren't i this video game is a genuine first generation copy produced on behalf of and with the approval of what is that's what is that [Music] oh that's just the intro [ __ ] all right oh [ __ ] where was i on this i got the oh [ __ ] all right where was i i don't remember i gotta get the magnet from downstairs magnet from down in the basement come up get that go upstairs right what do you mean no [ __ ] i need the letter opener where's the letter opener what opener is up oh letter opener oh come on i need more pencils all right at least i know where he comes in that's not the wrong save i went down we're gonna watch gary yeah okay hit letter opener down i get the magnet up all right i need to i need to save the game again okay let's go this is the right savior okay down basement letter opener thing get the magnet magnetize save the game and then whatever where's the [ __ ] basement what game is this this is murder house it's a house where people get murdered and you have to solve the mystery where is it it's in here right i only have three saves total should i not use it should i try to get around the bunny and then save it after that you just have to run you suck at this it's a horror game come on all right so let me get out of here go upstairs maybe i should just save it who cares all right i really don't want to do this again your health is too low to fight maybe i'll just save it then go upstairs i got this too low do any potions or food i don't think i do where do you get heals i have the thing that looks like i can heal okay here we go let's i'm gonna save it whatever it's a bad idea it's a bad idea [Music] whatever [Music] all right let's go this time i'm gonna try just to run by let me scope out some areas here all right so what's where's a good hiding spot i could just try to kill him whatever where's our hiding spot in here is there one with that note dana is dead what we found [Music] he's gone what oh no i need to take this [Music] okay go why is he not here i'm confused why is he not here oh that's back upstairs okay go what does that do does that reveal anything can i hide in something here no where can i hide in here it's very important itchy face it's a dumb waiter okay what the [ __ ] a rack of torture devices oh i unlocked it okay i need to save the game this is the door right here i need to save the game [ __ ] [Laughter] what i told you i knew i was doing the right thing where is he why won't he walk over here why why won't you come over here i'm trying to lose him oh [ __ ] it let's go torture devices why does it keep doing that it's not even him he visited again no one saw him but we woke up and there was a big basket of eggs i was so hungry about to take the wrapping off we all took big bites but the blonde girl when she took her bite her mouth was covered in blood she dropped the egg and inside the chocolate the easter bunny had played a trick and put sharp razor blades there was a lot of blood and she wouldn't stop screaming and the wall started to laugh [Laughter] what the [ __ ] man what the [ __ ] faster if you could oh my god you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me dude this is [ __ ] up another note one girl's gone gracie won't stop staring at the big bunny on the wall randy says the chocolate eggs make us sleepy not going to eat tonight granny told me to memorize this song i don't know what he means eight eight eight three five five three twelve twelve ten ten eight somebody write that down thank god i just have to get out of here safely and i can save it again i'm gonna be sick ugh okay i gotta get out of here how do i get out of here i just need to get out here and go save what's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on do i need to take this okay i got i need to get out of here okay let's get out get out get me out let me get give me the [ __ ] out of here okay get me the [ __ ] out get me the [ __ ] out of here get me the [ __ ] out get me the [ __ ] out now get me the [ __ ] out give me the [ __ ] out i'm going for the head by the way i'm going for [ __ ] head i'm going for the [ __ ] head okay i gotta i gotta get i gotta save the game fight or flight i'm going for the head i'm literally going for that i'm gonna swing as hard as i can and into the person's head and i mean just like i'm gonna cro hop twice and go right to the head as hard as i can what the [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] no don't go into this weird chamber oh my god oh no he's going to come down she's going to did you open the door oh my god go on the dumb waiter go on the dumb waiter go go go go go [Music] [Applause] i couldn't go up the dumb later i took it down i took the thing down oh [ __ ] that come on oh shut up okay well i know he comes through there now okay please do infomercials instead look now i gotta go up and then down and then up and then down and left and then up and then down and down and then right and then oh come on do i really have to do all this again no wait where's this saved this is not the wrong safe no it's not the wrong side all right he dies up here and then i gotta go down and then oh [ __ ] okay i'm just gonna run i'm gonna run i'm just gonna run i got freaked out that time because i thought he grabbed me and i thought i was gonna get in a death animation oh this is [ __ ] up gonna go upstairs how come he's not here all right we go upstairs do the black light move the thing go down get the what was it the rope or something [Music] we go up here do the black light move the thing go down the dumb waiter get the pencil get the rope you need to open the drawers um okay you already did this part yeah i know i know i can move this and then i just gotta run i'm just running this dude's accent is really exotic exotic i barely have a boston accent anymore sometimes what okay all right all right all right all right all right all right just just get in just go in and just pick up [ __ ] at the ground and then leave get the [ __ ] out of the way what was then there's something in here there's pencil i think right yep okay get the pencil get the rope and get out please say harbor yeah i know you wanted me to say like harbor but i did that whatever leave and then i'm just running through and i'm going where do i need to go from here the save room okay let's go let's go let's go get me out out out out out out nothing else and i'm just running oh wait was something in here i forget was anything in here no it's just a note maybe i have to have it red okay all right i'm i [ __ ] hate this here we go you need to drink coke starlight all right so should i just run i think i'm just gonna run here we go run just run straight run where the [ __ ] am i going what did i just do where's the up where's up where's up where's up [Music] where's up i need to go up where's up right here get me the save point right now i need a save point oh my god tom's camera okay i'm so stressed me too oh what does it say it feels like somebody's holding the door shut what are you talking about what are you talking about i can't go in here you gotta be [ __ ] me i can't save the [ __ ] game right now you can't be serious right you can't be serious [Music] what am i supposed to do about this [ __ ] where am i with my character where's my character where's my character this is the wrong room oh my goodness you okay gary's dead what's this an egg i could go to the tv room which was the broom right next okay okay all right get me out please don't be here oh [ __ ] you okay was it was there a number over there where's the room that has the tv in it it's this one here i don't remember which one has the tv in it i can't save the game the door is closed save what do you mean save the door is shut somebody's holding it shut oh thank god this is just pure anxiety okay at least i can save it that's good okay we're good we're good now i'm not scared if i die all right i gotta go watch the tv it's in the room that i was looking at before is it this one here no what what room is it it's not this one is it down the hall i don't remember where it is what's your favorite pizza stuffed cross from pizza it's the best is it this one okay here we go i need to make sure i can hide somewhere can i hide under here no can i hide in here no i gotta find a place where i can hide because i'm gonna watch this tape and then this [ __ ] is gonna come in this room i can't i need two people to move this okay we're gonna i'm hiding right now because i just heard somebody crying this motherfucker's probably coming up here now did you just open the door right okay here we go hello [Music] are you gonna hide in the piano okay oh no not tom did he did the killer hide something in the piano okay that piano room is the fireplace where is that i think it's upstairs this is the last egg it's down the stairs the red door at the bottom of the stairs [ __ ] okay all right all right okay okay i don't have any saves i wish i could just save state right now it must be use the piano [Music] okay super mario [Music] 8 eight eight one two three four five six seven eight three five five three twelve one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve ten eight [Music] i said old macdonald oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god god hide i don't need to hide he's an easter basket does it need more eggs than this oh [ __ ] where do i go from here what should i do [ __ ] i don't know what to do what should i go what did i do what should i do i'm hiding in here is he here was that did i get there in enough time i think i'm good no i didn't want to come i want to look at my menu what do i have for items i have rope what if i take this rope can i go outside and get the shotgun use the rope to get the shotgun right like yeah i think it's go get the rope with let's go get the gun with the [ __ ] with the go get the rope with the shotgun help me right vod watchers sniff i gotta go up to the wardrobe can i actually use the rope and pull the thing where is that oh my god he's here that's upstairs in the room with the tv right i don't want to [ __ ] around because i don't want to go all the way back that's upstairs remember the television i don't remember where that is though my brain just can't do it where's that [ __ ] wardrobe it's upstairs somewhere something else here and uh cow uh i have a gun do i have any bullets in this gun excuse me i'll use this okay i've gone now yes okay i can save it where am i going i'm trying to go to move the wardrobe okay i don't know what that is but we're gonna go this game is stressing me the [ __ ] out save it save it right now i just don't know where the bunny is gonna show up okay if i took him five minutes to get here i know but i hate not i hate not being able to save i'm just doing it okay all right i'm ready i hate not being able to save cry more okay that's it i can tie the rope around this and pull it down um what the hell is this bathroom i'm not opening that yet search it nothing this cabinet how can they oh band-aids should i take those now i'm at warning health sucker i can recover some health am i don't i'm not gonna take it tell them red right i can take one more hit i think okay that's unlocked toilet pencil good it's weird weird okay all right i'm gonna open the curtain here we go i'm ready to shoot whatever's over here wait unlock this too probably right yep the real estate agent [Music] that's the last egg the egg room was the piano room right [Music] i'm not saving it this didn't take that far to get here [Music] unlock the exit you bastard now what do i do is there anything i haven't checked how do you reload the gun how do i reload the gun is that eight or three how do i reload the gun i'm saving it [Music] it's a zero out of three how do i reload [Music] all right third slot [Music] zero to three how do i use how do i reload so with that and where's the exit then i'm trying to take the door that didn't open is there an exit holy [ __ ] i don't know where i'm going i just i think i just walked in this room what where'd it go no put the [ __ ] gun on dude put the [ __ ] gun on man get out of here how do i get out of here how do i get out of here how do i get out of here is he still chasing which way do i go don't run to the main entrance that didn't work it's locked we're stuck in here down into the basement okay how do i get to the basement from here okay god done how do i get out of here i get the [ __ ] out of here how do we get out of here through here it's open [Music] this has bullets right this has bullets it's a zero out of three but how can i reload it how do i reload the [ __ ] gun zero out of three i need to reload the gun reload the gun how do you reload the gun three is the max oh [ __ ] this is bad [Music] where's the shotgun where's the shotgun where's the shotgun it's here somewhere where is it where's the shotgun i'm gonna blow this guy to hell where is it where's the shotgun there it is right has to be give me the give me quick this guy's dead all right now get me out of here and give me the car where's the exit to the greenhouse [Applause] am i supposed to know who this is tom that's right it was quiet innocent tom harmless walk all over him tom mama's boy tom well i did i killed them all but why to avenge my brother anthony wasn't the easter ripper i was he turned himself in to save me i thought i could control the urge to kill but it's back and now i'm going to kill you i have a shotgun in my hands and you're holding a sickle you want to do the math there real quick [Music] oh my god don't die uh [Applause] [Music] oh no why won't he die i shot him four or five times with a shotgun what is bulletproof what the hell was that give me a break what was that [ __ ] all right so what do i do wait wait wait where am i right now i'd have to go down to the dumb waiter just go down the basement right i still have heel i'm not going to use it down to the basement and then out just like i was before yeah let's get out of here just get out there's all the eggs okay out have you tried talking it through with them you can find more ammo i think i'll be all right i [ __ ] don't know i still don't know what the hell i'm going down here i need to hit him with the okay all right get me out i need i have a heel i'm not gonna waste it if i need to fire poker i'll just swing and run i have a heel i'm not going to use it yet i can take one hit from the sickle stop touching your nose i'm a weirdo man i'm going to be touching my face [Music] okay give me the shotgun i can't no dude i wasn't ready to leave what are you doing i'm not ready i was trying to walk over why god damn it tom [Music] oh my goodness i'm just getting stuck on everything tank controls the secrets his shittiest things ever just get the [ __ ] out of my way tom what's happening oh my god tan controls the stupidest [ __ ] things on earth [Music] i missed just kill me [ __ ] please just kill me oh my god tank oh my [ __ ] god i'm going fps i'm getting [ __ ] with this i'm just going fps i'm going to fps this guy hold on let me oh let me play a video game [ __ ] god damn [ __ ] why is auto him turned off i don't know i'm going i'm going [ __ ] fps i don't care you call the skill issue all you want i ain't no i'm sorry um that's weird [Music] i'm going fps [Laughter] and we're gonna get little ingredients and rumbled in here okay i don't give a [ __ ] let's go i'm ready melania didn't make you this mad yeah well melania also millennia also i don't have to run through half a [ __ ] level to get to where's my there it is out of the basement okay you need to start with a summon i'm fine okay let's go let's go i'm not using mouse and wait should i use mouse and keyboard for this all right mouse and keyboard what the [ __ ] [Music] no it's weird i don't like it it's weird i don't like it it's weird okay don't go that way go over here give me the shotgun i'm gonna shoot this guy four times and i'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of him with this wrench or whatever the hell this is [Music] okay come on where is he [Music] [Applause] that's right to avenge my brother i thought i could control the earth [Music] [Music] get out of the venue [Music] swing oh [Music] i had another round i did man i had another shotgun shell it wouldn't shoot i had another shot i did do the math god damn it [ __ ] where can i get some more bullets he's not gonna show up right if he does then whatever i get i'm going i'm going to get bullets somebody said in the attic i need bullets there are draws here for the letter opener you [ __ ] me where where i don't see any where where i no i don't see any where where in the corner where oh and a pencil this is not a that's a that's like a washing machine where where you're full of [ __ ] now you full [ __ ] he said in the basement there's more ammo the attic in the basement i thought you said attic not basement you said attic anywhere else i could look oh that was hot there's a hot slice of pizza there's nothing in here the only ammo is in the basement at the end of the hallway are you kidding me didn't i already get it though i feel like i already did it in the basement i already at the in the basement at the end of the hall you're full of [ __ ] i found it what is that oh there's a big first aid kit oh that's not what i want basement at the end of the hall use the bandages bandages okay you're telling me this ammo down here is that what you're saying you're telling me this ammo down here that's what you said to me where what do you want about i need help you need to tell me i walked by it no help no help no help no help we said the attic it's down in the actual dungeon well i need to go down there anyways this one here oh my god oh my god oh my god [Music] oh my god i just gotta go i gotta go i'm sleeping i'm just gonna go i don't need to save it [ __ ] it he's right here all right i've got pistol i've got full health pack and i've got everything i need all right pistol full health pack and a shotgun coming up you do the math we're gonna start with the pistol that's eight shots and then we're gonna move to shotgun to finish it [Music] i have a full health pack i should not [ __ ] this up [Music] okay here we go bang bang i can take that if i need to i'm ready here we go eight shots [Music] [Applause] i'm gonna run first of all i'm gonna get across the whole map what the [ __ ] are you doing [Music] oh [Music] oh my god [Music] how many was that eight how many was that i got one more shot [Music] [ __ ] you [Music] [Music] oh [Music] what the heck you can't kill me i'm the easter ripper away from me you can't do this that tells you they win i won [Music] that was too i i don't like games like that it's just too trust just too trustworthy it's much stressful [Music] that was pretty that was pretty crazy [Music] that was too stressful well there you go [Music] info that was murder house and then blood wash you aged 20 years playing that [Music] is there a new game plus i'm gonna wait to see if it's a uh anything after the credits you know what else i was looking over at the mod chat too there's those the dread collection i haven't done any of those it's kind of like a jack box horror game party pack i could probably do those at some point playing nun massacre i already did and i kind of said i'm never coming back to it do the yeah there's five of them or something right dodge caravan sliding door dot wave by cgfx unlock and lock a door with key page turn draw slam two when did i play nun massacre i think that was when i did all the ichio games right [Music] yeah i think we could probably call maybe i'll play vampire survivors got an update right somebody saying that maybe i'll play around with that wind down with some vampire survivors and then uh call it i think that sounds good what do they add [Music] it's a hell of an update really there's a we're still in the credits [Music] you should play stay out of the house if you have i said a few weeks ago that if you have a one to three hour long horror experience that you want me to play throw it and then recommend it in the discord [Music] because i feel like i missed all these it's a long credit sequence it really is [Music] system shock uh maybe not you yeah play stay out of the house okay do you even read that channel i i'd say once every week or two probably once every two or three weeks i will just open discord solely to look at the recommended channel tons of stuff i've pulled over the last year from there i go oh okay that seems pretty pretty cool so i know i check it all the time i really do i might not be that active on discord but i check that channel a lot whenever you know every few weeks i kind of just scroll back [Music] what about the comments on the second germa videos i will tell you i don't think i've read a youtube comment goodness in probably five years it's been a long time [Music] i don't think i've read a youtube comment in five years [Music] go read them now [Music] holy [ __ ] did 500 people work on this this is crazy there's a lot of people [Music] i think it's good [Music] i love this old ps1 aesthetic i'm glad it came back just play soma yeah one day this is pay oh it's patreon okay for a second i thought we were still in okay all right it's patreon okay i was like holy [ __ ] a lot of people worked on this didn't you say that you hated it like three weeks ago soma what do you mean i said i hated someone go reply to a youtube comment from 2020 i don't think so i want to say there's anything at the end here i'm very curious new squirrel stapler what about bloodborne psx uh i don't think i'll ever play it that's really cool but i've played so much bloodborne that i feel like i wouldn't like it i feel like i would play that and be i just want to play the regular bloodborne it's really short how is it short isn't it the whole game it's not the whole game oh i thought it was just a it's not the whole game oh it's its own thing what okay i didn't know that i'm gonna look into that now i thought it was the whole game okay all right all right anything after the credits cut brilliant congratulations guys that's a wrap a wrap that ending doesn't make any sense well it's a wrap anyways oh it was just a horror movie tomorrow it was just a horror movie can i put the mic down now clapping the clapper is my job all day clap clap clap it's enough to drive you crazy okay i would hate to have to edit this piece of [ __ ] what do you think i think it's stupid hey how would i know nick would skip town two days before we wrapped up the shoot but tom he's not even tall enough to be the killer don't worry about it no one's going to notice what but what's in the house what's in the attic pizza any more pizza nah your buddy dan finished it up i'm starving there's plenty of gelatin salad yeah i'll think about that it's not that bad gelatin salad yuck is that way why is it blood here then is it fake blood weird what happened to nick huh who the guy who played the easter ripper oh that guy he was a weirdo he didn't say anything to me the whole shoot easter ripper costumes okay so it was in the basement then anything in the basement save the game i don't think i need to just post credits okay so what's down here you like my skeletons [Music] yeah thank you it took me so long to pose them [ __ ] so what the heck what am i supposed to do what am i going to do tuber commentary this would be pretty shitty tuber commentary i'm just going like this where do i go do i go down uh where do i go this would be pretty awful with tuber commentary oh can i get a pole in chat i need to get a poll in chat from a uh from a mod when you brush your teeth do sometimes you go so it's very important d gag i guess i don't know not every time but sometimes you just kind of go like and i'm not talking like crazy that was a little too too much i don't mean like i mean very lightly just like a no guys you don't brush your teeth and go oh my god i'm not talking about like this why can't i not open this thing i'm not talking about going like no i'm talking about like when you brush your tongue i'm not sitting there brushing my teeth and i was puking that'd be weird what do you mean you don't brush your tongue oh we've got some people in this chat with some [ __ ] stank ass breath you don't brush your tongue okay i don't know what i'm supposed to be looking at here what there's nothing here brush your tongue i just i not you don't have to do it fine that's fine but i brush my tongue because yeah yeah you can have like smelly breath go the front door what about the attic twenty percent of chatters hold on do you brush your tongue don't don't i'm not talking go crazy it's just very light but maybe that would explain why maybe 20 of you don't go but even the people that do brush their tongue i feel like that's maybe you say i do i do brush my tongue but dude why what are you doing but sometimes you're in a [ __ ] hurry sometimes it's like oh i could brush my teeth but i got something to do so i got somewhere to be real quick come on come on i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing here something's supposed to happen somebody's missing you need to go to bed i'm gonna play one round of vampire survivors i don't know where to go do you guys have a yeah i'm not reading that one okay well that was cool i can't it's cut off but i think it's when wiping your ass can you imagine somebody is hey man i'll be right back i can take a [ __ ] yeah yeah i'm just gonna use your bathroom for a little bit and they they leave you just here like holy [ __ ] like what do you mean are you like you're wiping your ass and [ __ ] are you like puking or like gagging because it smells i'm 36 and we're gonna move on okay it smells so bad in the bathroom that you're gagging to your own business dude okay i'm 36 this time we have to move on this is ridiculous this is a ridiculous conversation to have do i just walk home where do i go oh they're just in the bathroom taking a [ __ ] what are you doing rehearsing for my next role what's that bikini babes on werewolf planet i play queen zion excited we want to help with the part sure queen zeon we caught the bikini babes people are realizing you're 36. well what do you have to say for yourselves i sent it in my info probably put in my info we didn't mean to we don't even know how we got onto this planet silence you think i'm a fool take their bikinis bikini babes you'll have to settle for just babes what do you think you were great you look 26 it's wild it's called i moisturize i moisturize my skin everybody says question mark what are you talking about when i come out of the shower i brush my teeth i dry my hair i shampoo and condition at least once twice a week you know be careful not shampoo too much but i usually do so when i come out of the shower dry off and i use you wanna know what i use would you like to know you won't know what i use you wonder what brand i use is that what this is yeah okay okay fine sure i use um the it's it's called the belief cream it's called the aqua bomb you can get it at sephora i've been using it for [ __ ] a decade almost every day i'm not [ __ ] i'm not kidding it's the belief cream it's called the aqua bomb it's this light um this is that was blinking for a second and you just do a little bit it's really light it's kind of like a gel and spirit on and this is how when you're 40 you'll look [ __ ] 25. god damn it i look good how do i leave the trailer you're 40 not yet okay so how do i get it through this it's night time forty dollar moisturizer okay everybody shut up sit down that moisturizer will last you a very long time an incredibly long time this is not you don't open the container and smear it like like pick it up like this and then drag it all over your face you don't use the whole bowl you do a dab you open up the container you take your ring finger or your middle finger just a little bit and then get it on the cheekbones right here under the eyes don't put it in your eyes are you crazy come up here onto the forehead on the nose the chin and then cleanly smear it around in a semicircle you're not going like this and drenching your face no that'll that will last you two or three months and guess what taking care of your skin the biggest organ oh yeah oh you didn't know this you're a scientist it's the biggest organ in your whole body you got to take care of it it's the biggest organ in your whole body you should be taking care of it but you didn't know that clapping the clapper is mine it's enough i'm going to quit the game because i don't know what to do if you don't want me to quit the game and see the last bit of the ending just tell me where to go the other trailer what's wrong with you oh too many pizzas how many did you eat three slices no pizzas i was bored not much left to do since i died oh thank god maybe someone could give me a ride into town off this hell set yeah skincare take care of your skin you know people really got killed in this house that's just a rumor watch how much sun you're getting it's nice to get sun but just be careful with how much sun you're getting you know you don't be out there just cooking use a good moisturizer no one cares i do ugh i need a hot shower after this sleazy picture i do i do all right so uh that was fun that was fun i'm gonna just leave now go to the car what temperature are your showers i wouldn't say too hot not too hot not too cold hot hot hot showers they kind of make me feel weird i don't like it i don't have my keys i must have dropped them somewhere oh my where are my keys the keys are in the basement i'm somebody said i'm literally buying that um i don't like moisturizers that are really heavy greasy cream it's not a cream it's a light flap pop gel cream it's not what you think it's not one of those nope it's light you're giving ads for free i don't care i've talked about things that i use and compa what company i can't just say that i like something somebody has to pay me to tell you that i like a product that's not gonna happen i mean if they do all right where are these keys [Music] that's not a requirement in the basement i i'm in the basement where are these keys come on come on gwen really come on [Music] for here in the dungeon when are you gonna do a skincare stream do you know what my keys are i have so much to do down here there are my keys hey hey hey what what are those what are those brown slacks called ah they're called cockies how do you drive your car off with [ __ ] cockies could have been playing vampire survivors smash the desk okay bye guys it was fun making the movie i really hope there's not a real killer that comes out and grabs me let's party and then clean up let's party and then clean up i like turtles did you guys have to ruin all these costumes you shouldn't have eaten any gelatin salad you're weird for eating it in the first place i shot about 30 slasher movies this year maybe it's time to retire all that hard work finally paid off i feel like i would be dancing like this too i'm too tired to dance from holding the mic that was a fun party all right goodbye that was a fun party what oh i'm not cleaning up i'm sorry if you are at the party then you clean up if i walk through the party to say goodbye i am not obligated to clean up the party that's not how that works if i'm not participating in the party then i'm not going to clean up the party oh my god look at the back seat what is that oh my goodness i'm so nervous i did okay we did i did i could have just ended like 30 minutes ago all right let's do vampire survivors that was a good game that was fun i actually enjoyed that

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