Jerms Against the Machine

okay also I don't want to make anybody upset or anything but while we're hanging out I've got a few crates to open [Music] I'll get offensive crates as well we're just we're just hanging out we're just hanging out I know why you live in Vegas now 83 is good about if you guys have no idea what I'm talking about in the call um TF2 invented the idea of opening boxes for items um and on the world has been worse ever since it's all their fault unusual right now hey I already have one of these we open in boxes just to kill some time I only have a few that's just to kill some time just fucking throw in some keys in these crates but why do you have evil villain here I told you I'm trying to be as gross as possible I'm trying to grow my hair up Wicked long and just be fucking disgusting just one crate they want me to open crates now I'm not a chat I don't want to do not do not there's no don't it's just oh look I I mean it's kind of cool all right are we am I like just wasting time are we okay are we like just still hanging out everyone's doing an intro still I think all right I'm just making sure that I'm not like everyone's like what the fuck is he doing I thought we want to play Man vs machine he's opening crates my chat is like desperate for me to like open items now it won't let me I bought the keys it won't let me open the case did you buy the right keys for the right case oh you may have not oh fuck you may have bought incorrect Keys oh no I knew I knew I was gonna do something wrong is this just like twitch streamers to get together for a fun night of games and everyone just sits around and gambles for like an hour like but not even gambling like appropriately like I'm failing at gambling and then we all go to bed at eight can you imagine like going to Vegas going to the blackjack table and like sorry you don't have the right key you have to go get the Australian keys from over there yeah it's like a bunch of different currencies how many barriers to entry of like I just want to give you money it's like oh cool Blackjack oh there's five open seats this is fucking perfect oh everybody yeah yeah everybody got your drink yeah sit down let's go he's like I'm sorry sir this is Yen oh this is the Yen this is the Yen table requires a different key even though there's five of them now that seed is for the summer crates I got a rare germ I got a a berliner's bucket Helm ooh Oak you opening crates this is this the stream now hey it's actually kind of look here's the thing about this though like technical difficulties we can just open crates until we're ready this is perfect this is actually honestly I think we should just open crates for four hours which is open which is you're a great opening that's that's like fun for me too like that I'm fine with that I had the highest viewership that I've ever had last week when I opened crates like by far the least creative and worst stream I've ever done it was Peak viewership for a non-collab stream what if I watch you open crates oh that's good that would get I think that would do really well all right what about we if we get the five of us to pour all of our audiences into one crate opening stream I think that would be a victory we all just sit around one person opening and we all just we all get a bunch of crates like five thousand and we all just sit around just screaming every time one opens I know you're joking but I would 100 pivot to that right now well I'm opening the 2013 crate right now this crate was from 2013. and I got the bald eagle I don't know what that is hello I've gotten my role oh okay so is it what is it I am a sniper oh oh okay what you guys said that like I'm gay and you're concerned all right that's good man I'm proud of you no matter what you play Ludwig thank you honey or Mom all right so here's how it's gonna work thanks for coming everybody thanks for having us this is gonna be a fun time we're going to be playing some man vs machine if you've never played before it's a PVE mode We're not gonna be playing because other players are going to be working together to fight against robots so as we're talking about our roles and what we're going to be doing here I think it's probably good just to kind of get us in we don't have to start the round we can just kind of get in and you can kind of move around you can pick different classes you can walk around shoot the wall for for all we need to we had a debate if we're going to do a the easy missions or the really hard ones and if we've decided we are going to be doing the hard ones so sorry those of you that may not have much experience it's time to step up just give me an unusual right now so I can put it on and just absolutely dunk on these fucking plebs that are in the goddamn call wait girls don't have buttholes what no he was he was immediately Chad I'm gonna be Duncan the big uh gorilla dude that shoots what's his name Winston Duncan harambe you mean Winston from OverWatch Oh I thought it was Duncan Duncan yeah Duncan is actually what I'm eating right now like Dunstan checks in that's what I was thinking of never I'm sorry German I've ruined your stream I'm sorry you come on he already gave us performance reviews and told me that jokes were not okay for the Stream before we start it all right everyone pull up your bootstraps okay so here's how it's gonna work what's gonna happen is we're gonna get into this into this game hilarious that you guys are taking advice on TF2 from charma so let's take it from you then yeah yeah I would lead me then no yeah poke you have you ever poke yeah fuck this guy you know what I mean this game's for children you'll figure it out hey Vinnie put your shoes on pull up the shoes the opposite of her children oh my God what's this movie or no I'm not listening to anyone I'm listening to my heart Vinnie don't listen to stir fuck this guy Ludwig don't listen to him he doesn't he thinks he knows TF2 I made the TF2 class tutorials back in the day not him where are we all he's gonna be sniper can we just do it and just laugh for a minute and then go back look I did a 30 question quiz it'd be crazy to not follow up on it all right so man versus let's I I know I'm I'm explaining Andy but listen there is a counter over here you have money we collect money each wave we get a certain amount of money you use that money to upgrade your character be careful because everything you do is permanent it is not actually that was a lie you can refund all your upgrades in the bottom left I just I forgot okay so you can refund your upgrades but these are important I I find it strange that people standing in spawn have toggled ready timer wait so should I be sniper what's wrong with spawn I'm sniper we have to be okay there's a wave event I'm the only person out here I'm the only person here I'll be out here for the front there are all the Bots are coming from one place they come from One Direction they see the track see these little uh these little uh dollops on the ground this is the the path that they take I'm gonna use the canteen the second time he has four Rockets but that's not always the case because he might have a couple of rocket launchers that have different amounts of ambient different amounts of rockets quantities I give it I give it like 10 seconds before we lose the round no no no no no I'm taking all the money man you're not sharing at all my chest hurts you're taking all the fucking money I can't speak I can't see through us and they shoot back yep they do shoot back certainly can I do exist all right are we playing on like baby easy mode there's more there's more there's there's soldiers it's wave one out of seven uh oh smokers just pulled out that's gonna be somebody's gonna clip of that pokers just go out of my nose no we didn't we're good we're good no we didn't not yet germ not yet buddy I'm awesome shooting as many as I can we lost 14 and I am fucking mad about it clutcher kick We're not gonna get the achievement I know that's right it has to be fully charged this is the worst level what the hell did we survive to an upgrade station good job everybody we did it rotate it out as well what the hell is going on wait what is that who did that uh is he being weirdo is that was that a real soft sniper oh yeah I'll kick uh no don't I actually will get booted from the game don't do that this will like ruin everything well then you should have done it well when you're ready just unload on that thing I'm gonna give you crits um now I forgot this even existed I I'm not liking where this tank is at fellas Hank is it almost there I will move my Sentry towards it it's gonna run me over oh yeah it can run you over it actually can kill you instantly it's gonna get in it's gonna get in all eyes on tank all GPS all DPS on tanks I I can't do it fast enough buddy I can't go fast enough we actually might get it oh we're dead gang I thought we saved it for a minute okay we're good all right I gotta stop saying it's over but I can revive you I can revive you if I get it I missed a shot oh oh sorry it's okay all right we needed more snipers it was way easier when we were all sniper why'd you want me to put the pan on Chad it's just after power copy blood do you know how backstabs work in the game this is really fun I actually like this a lot I do have a big problem though unfortunately I might not be able to play flog because I'm not high I thought you were gonna say I have to go I actually know you organized yeah I'll have to take a five minute break fall damage well this is it oh this is it I'll ask it it was fun all right so we have if it's you see the red background that means that it is guaranteed crits every single shot uh and it's the infinite symbol means that they have infinite ammo and they just Spam and there's 128 Scouts we're fucked just shoot them what is what does a canteen do so the canteen at the last tab in the shop allows you to buy Personal little power-ups for yourself one of them's invincibility which is Uber charge so you become invincible for five seconds the other one is crits which is obviously you get at times three damage where is that how much it is I don't know uh and then the other one is it really doesn't care you have to get technical with it I don't give a shit about it like fucking losers in my chat correctingly it's a germa ADHD special interest stream new mechanic what is this I don't understand I just taunted that helps whoa oh Center's down oh watch that it kills us what is you got Sentry busted you guys all know about this here yeah we're talking about it it was a very my thing is sold out my headshots are like oh yeah you're uh guys there's the bombers at the beginning I'm whiffing Chad I'm whiffing okay it's good oh shit bomb is that the thing uh I'll drop the center over there [Music] I didn't see him sorry we're good we're okay we got we got further that time I don't even want to see that from your point of view oh cool I couldn't OverWatch just do this well they got Duncan in OverWatch yeah why couldn't they have Duncan do this in OverWatch look at us gaming okay uh bomb approaching on a scout okay I got a great view of that by the way you saw that yeah that was phenomenal yeah Chad I'm not gonna know the meta like I'm doing my best but like it's gonna take a while to learn meta I'm just gonna listen to germa yeah for don't I just got killed from behind by a sniper son the bitch killed me isn't this like the most fun you've ever had in a video game like how come why didn't they just do this never been happier let's make sure I took the most ball damage possible that's a good Bridge good job excellent work Jeremy really happy with your performance Great Scout oh my God he's going the bomb real fast no everyone we got a problem on the left side oh oh survive got it all right we need that money we got oh we got the money we're good oh we're good guys all those were spies okay Buster took out the spies I'm not moving Century Buster coming in I don't know from where oh shit Scouts Scout let's go you don't know where from where germa I don't dude I got distracted the Scout was right here I'm real I'm real I'm real same place oh God yeah but I wasn't looking and they always go to the century stop shining a microscope onto how stupid I am do you guys think that owning a microscope is a really terrible idea I want to get in real life yeah in real life like buying a microscope and again and I'll give you the thesis here how much is the microscope like 100 bucks like that's great yeah like 10 bucks what it doesn't matter like it's not about how much it costs it's about what you would do when you had it and what I'm talking about here is I'm talking about I would get a I would put a drop of water on that look at it from my sink or something and be like I'm never drinking water from here ever again oh yeah there's actually this thing that went around recently like an article about how New York City uh water fountains have like little shrimps in them so like when you're drinking out of a water fountain there's like microscopic shrimps in the water and I live in New York City I will never touch that again unless I need protein I mean it's flavor right you don't like free flavoring it is free flavor it's like drinking sea monkeys without having to pay them today though it's free sea monkeys free sea monkeys oh there you go this little economy you're gonna give that up Scout I got it I'm going I'm going all right I got it all I got it all good watch me kill this heavy in fucking 10 seconds dude look at that so good you guys got this thing right yeah thank you yeah I got this guy oh God he's right there nice that was good oh we didn't collect a lot of money though we're about to get it we're about to see a big bump nice oh wow that was a huge boss coffee anybody here you want coffee you want to sip rock paper scissors boys let's go all right oh I missed don't ever say crank in that sticky launcher's hog ever again chat member supposed to be me oh me doing that ignore medic requests money money money I I got killed okay hey the heavy moves fast Sniper got there oh those beans wow hmm these beans great like the left side who said press m m chat bomb is down they said M for medic it's a good guess also too after we do this everyone's gonna the reason why you use that that forward Duty ticket is because we're all gonna get an item after this and it could be something cool if anyone gets an Australian those sell for like 100 000. what's an Australian like a Human Weapon no not an Australian animals in Australia oh all right I'm ready like a person yeah like an actual person find the Australian I can't aim it um I'm keeping an eye on the on the back with bombs right now I can't help with the tank though I have to kind of I got the tank but there's like four Scouts going to the point this dude uh Century back here should cover the point I belong on this character it's just because the shoe is alone okay tank tank is coming we gotta kill that tank now what happened there's a hole in the floor by the way heads up there sure is there yeah there is a hole that's right I I completely forgot about this the one Health uh soldier on the right I'm gonna respawn immediately but we got a problem with that bomb that bomb is is scaring me right I'll get the bomb I got the bomb don't worry about the bomb focus on uh whoa what happened what fuck what happened just one get through I detonated at this the moment chat you could it was like a continue or vote restart what is a Victorian Lord here ban that person for at least a month let's go I want to hear at least some enthusiasm from us okay buddy yeah put them on three do this one hell yeah two three throw away again is going for speed oh money doesn't matter anymore by the way so well it does foreign this guy just destroyed capitalism with one comment I gotta say guys great work oh it's just an amazing time to be a gamer with all the great games we have in the year 2023. the library they just keep coming I don't know any better hopefully somebody gets the 100 000 item oh yeah okay oh I got the the oh wait it's switching oh yeah it could go through the screen's Gray exiting to main menu in 160 seconds do I get all these oh I just got the remote I got a hat a lot you just got a hat yeah I have like eight of these shields what is this you got accepted to get the good stuff Chad is this good before I can really determine what I want to do I think I'm gonna have to open a crate to determine what that is see what we get come on poke something good I'm getting killstreak vaccinator kit nice cool nobody else said nice good job yeah thank you GG it was just crickets somebody just told me the spy from tf2's French is that true yes yeah yeah we oh they're Frenchmen yeah and he goes I murdered your toys as well don't is that your French Derma that's my spy that's French give me your French yeah give me something to say um have it make sure it's not like oh he pooped his pants that's what he's gonna say yeah yeah no no I would like to for you to say in a French accent um is is this really it is this all you have on the menu okay how do I say that with a French accent Oh I thought you wanted me to say it in French okay uh is this it is this all you have on the menu oh yes is this it is this all of you have on your menu right here dude okay I'm gonna switch off a soldier here oh God I gotta go get my Hot Pockets can we pause for a minute God this isn't going so great by his medic oh I got spied I got I got stabbed uh we are fucking die oh my God this is that was a problem thanks got 100 left he went the way around oh shit oh man that was awesome this is an arrow through my fucking head oh yeah you're all right doc all right God damn it I had 40 fucking crits in that gun I had I didn't know nobody even laughed at it oh shit ammo oh God wait what are we supposed to be laughing at nothing never mind we're ready for hard mode yeah to be honest it's a bit of light work true they don't know how hard hard is oh the real game starts now is this are there crits in this one is this a crit one this is yeah these are punch holiday Heavies which they if they punch you you are going to just start laughing did you essentially just go oh thanks for explaining what laughing is I was unsure oh fuck cleared it up for me it cleared it up for me I wanted to go see a doctor for that once he said it's just laughing I laughed once and you had wait you have to see a doctor after laughing yeah I didn't know what it was any gooners in the call no I'm joking though I'm all about joking I was too scared to jail if I heard it breaks your dick you ever hear about that no what you never heard about that I don't know it was safe all I heard is somebody's dick was gonna break that's the only thing I heard dude I always read these threads growing up like dude don't yell I broke my dick wait what is what is going on what is what does that mean help you so good luck with that search just prepare to wipe your entire search history after that it better yet search on Bing e man which one of you is really they're fine me as a heavy weapon guy really I'm ready I'm American what if you did Christopher Walken and I don't know who Eddie it's me the heavy weapons guy do you want to buy a t29 hyperdrive damn gives a bubble good water sounds like you can't I like it GTA server that was very good but I don't know who wado is you don't know who what then how do you know it's good always my favorite it's our worst character I just liked it I just liked it what did it what does water look like to you based on that voice like if you had to guess uh one eye is purple because he's got hit in the face and he's very he's got like a mustache and a lot of uh like a five o'clock shadow yeah someone in my chat can you draw that what is it wait what is he from what is I think watto does have a mustache but he's you know he's a flying alien I think he does not have a mustache does he wait chat does he have a mustache no I don't think so he doesn't look like Danny DeVito and Matilda yes sir I think you saw Danny DeVito in Matilda and that's why you like recently right yesterday spies buys are here imagine playing a spy a grown ass man whoa I use the focus the wrong time God damn it a grown ass person playing a game it's so funny because that's probably like the hardest most meticulous class to play you you need like a certain level of adult intelligence I think to be able to do it I just think fake grown ass man is so funny I've been saying as much as I can lately all right this is it this is the hard one who's missing the nine wow stir I mean if if you're the engineer standing on the roof shooting its guys in a totally random spot you don't say that money dropped over there I don't know to go get it Fair home imagine being a grown ass man saying something like that man grown ass man talk about money that's fine it's not one of us that one of us is me that me is a sniper that's sniper is a pyro you talk like the guy in Disneyland on the uh Indiana ride I I do yeah he gives you like the safety instructions on Indiana Jones talk about Disneyland pokers are coming out again somebody said that anyway we got a Disney adult yeah nothing wrong with that I would say oh yeah all right are we gonna We want to have this fight we uh we got two Warriors right here let's go high five I make fun of Disney adults and then they're like you're a Nintendo adult I'm like you're right oh oh they're making me laugh they gotta laughing that's what a lap is oh yeah if you don't know what how it goes It goes oh snipers I like it was a lot easier because we didn't lose 400 around but still they made fun of me for losing six dollars a 38 year old man by the way people in chat they don't even know how old yeah that's me me and germa 12 38. I think we got what it takes to do the expert you you wanna oh boy oh this guy thinks he can handle expert all of a sudden okay all right I just want to make sure everyone in the call understands I'm trying to talk up the call he's saying that he's he's talking about how none of you can do it I mean I'm here to I could do I could do it I could try it operation gear grinder warning expert missions are much harder in all caps this is written in the game Advanced missions require all six team members to be strong contributors so the fourth class is the Demo Man and the demo man has two primaries he's got the rocket the grenade launcher and he's got sticky launcher this sounds like a mode for some grown ass men yeah queued up for man up that's we are grown ass man up bro you look like the clown chocula ban that person for a fucking hours actually no actually don't fan that person that's fucking cool I'm into that should I be like another class to help what are you what are you feeling I don't know should I light them on fire uh you should just turn around pyro is everybody now and then I feel a little bit lonely and just turn that song on and every time it says turn around turn around would you go to a concert if they did that and they just kept getting higher and higher for an hour like a shepherd's tone it just keeps going who's playing up until the point it's a dog whistle well then that's a problem yeah this generation of like how cool we are we maybe you just go you film that song on your phone like as a selfie and then you leave after it's over no that's the whole concert they don't do anything else they do the one oh that's it oh then you're good you get four hours of that that's it they come out and they're like we understand that uh this is the only thing anybody ever sings of our anything we ever have ever done so we're just gonna do this and then they get really mad they're like how many of you fucking assholes even know a single of the lyric yeah besides turn around he's just looking at me look look why are they up here why are they up here go go and there's one to your left you're way too close to me oh all right what the fuck is happening back here this a ton of Scouts ton of Scouts okay not even close guys be aware this five spies had spawn what oh shit oh yeah you guys just outside of like the fucking seagulls from that fucking aquatic movie what was it fighting Nemo oh shit aquatic movie uh oh wait snipers uh left side oh no um where do you guys want the dispenser where's the ideal location um maybe this house somewhere on top of it where do you put it here's fine for me it's probably safe here if you want to run back to it don't need the metal there's a full um ammo case up here I'll be good then you should put it here so your back can be to the metal and you're not getting shot you see what I'm saying if you if you say anything to this guy he just like shuts down I'm okay stop giving me advice that's what somebody said yeah yeah that that other guy is still banned for saying that you look like Count Dracula what the fuck just happened and that guy I thought something was wrong with me for a second I I was like maybe I hear that too these things just happen naturally yeah yeah got the the big lads I am so fucking impressed [Music] do you know you can just raid people while streaming as many times as you want right no yeah you can just straight away they go where do they where do they go all right where do you it's like two Christmases it's like a divorced parents I'm doing all right I'm doing all right wait so what if I don't understand you all go that way if you raid them it'll put them in the chat but then you're still live so then some come back and then you can raid again right you just lose all your viewers but it's funny all right who am I writing who am I writing right now oh my chat member said you multiply the viewers it creates new people from scratch should we just all raid Vinnie at the same time get them to like okay let's get let's get Vinnie like 80 000 concurrent viewers yeah we need to do that somebody all right I I don't understand okay so we're gonna put we're gonna conglomerate all of our viewers into one stream and then that stream will just pass it to the next stream and we'll continue this forever so we all have a hundred thousand viewers we're gonna like break all of you we're gonna material records this is very interesting let's see how I'm also doing it yeah but your stream is still on you don't you know you're still streaming I hit a new record you just got me to 25k I think like 15 was my record or something like that so [Applause] play some ads right now I'm playing that when you pass that to stir that's exactly what he's doing I'm telling you I know he is I'm you know what I'm normally not like this but I'm gonna I'm gonna do it is somebody at twitch gonna look at this and be like what if they I don't know yo my twitch is lagging I tried to load the twitch front page and it lagged I don't know if it was related or oh my God okay um we're crashing we're working with everyone thanks for joining uh nice to have you here you're mine now I'm not raiding forward you know what's cool is right here as a hot potato can I have my stream back you can have your stream okay don't confuse like what are people who's next I'm rating I'm rating you now here's what here's the deal everybody that I go to stir that's from my my stream follow stir like click the follow button when you get whoa do it you guys are gonna love my stream it's gonna be three minutes of ads I was gonna say I knew you do you're gonna run 10 minutes of asking okay my my RAID button is actually laggy because of how fucked up my stream is right now by the way it started yeah and by the way you guys are gonna be trapped over with Sir with like five minutes of ads it's glitched my my RAID button is glitch it just loaded germa's Channel twice wait what you're not coming back here are you wait so we are creating people yeah I think we are materializing people what um raid me raid me big medic credit medic uh ever since you got so big blind sauce you kind of changed on us man I know bro okay I'm dead I'm dead sir I'm gonna I'm gonna raid you I see you here we go everybody go to Sir follow his channel and then sir you gotta pass it on this guy is melting me okay through this five seconds five seconds five seconds bye everybody bye bye everybody thanks for being here stir you got everybody I got everyone I'm gonna double it and pass it on I remember yeah it says 10 000 for me whenever I'm like refreshing refreshing the twitch directory all the numbers we have 21k now I think are we deleting viewers I think we're yeah I think we just started deleting people I think Jim Bezos like shot up out of bed cold sweat I was like fucker God damn it they're sharing viewers around like that Divinity then to you and they call me an idiot um can you ban that person I'm not a fan of what they said they call me stupid in your chat can you just ban them in there for me yes this bit totally threw everything off I'm so so confused we were gonna beat it on the hardest mode fantastic stream today guys thanks for stopping by raiding Doug Doug now Vinnie you have half the viewers you had before the raid that's so fucking wait I'm trying to rate this is that only a thousand oh plus we we broke something no it's broken it's broken hahaha all right everybody return to your respective channels go home guys go home everybody go everybody go back to where they started and guess what Deuce Adams I would say 30 to 40 did not think this was humorous at all and they went to go watch somebody else yeah they're they're watching like we just broke someone's Samsung PC yeah they're sitting there trying to press the button on their remote like what the fuck did they do I got 1600 people from you but nobody else but you already got 1600 wait it didn't work I mean a couple of them came over I'm doing a raid it says 600 people now it's happening it gave me an alert that it was 1600 but it sent me 16 000. this is not my new viewership record thanks everybody oh my chat's gone hold on okay I don't know what is happening what is happening what General why'd you rate me again um it must have been a glitch from earlier yeah Chad I would always have 31k if I didn't do the diaper chief wait diapers someone say diapers diaper Chief in particular it's a bit that my chat really really likes 20 seconds you guys ready in Metal Gear Solid it it's the diaper Chief anyway uh let's kill that tank okay that's good you know what that deserves a raid yeah if you guys like diaper jokes then welcome over the diaper grown ass man talking about diapers man diaper sauce oh grown ass man sauce hey I wish I didn't say that what about diapers talking about diapers they're not many diaper streamers on Twitch so you know it's a niche that you got to fill like a diaper itself what do you mean not many like do you think there are some oh yeah yeah there's a few right yeah I I gotta say though we are handling expert we've been doing very well we are about I think to beat an expert aren't we yeah I'm about to I'll pop you right now go I'm really surprised that's pretty easy considering like we're barely paying attention at this point yeah you guys did a great job this is actually yeah and I cannot attest to that I've been dripping sweat but it doesn't look like dust bowl like a whole metal City we did it nice yeah hold on I had seriously some of the most fun I've had in a while so yeah this is a great game and you guys are awesome then why is it over thanks for the sick raid by the way oh before I go I've been thinking about this the whole time drama you gotta play this one game anyone else but I really want to see German play this one game wait wait you don't care if I play it I I'm not really I'll be honest I mean you would play and hate it I know you yeah okay yep yep yep I get it bouncing duck simulator bouncing duck simulator Vinny's other game that's not the game you played the Placid plastic duck simulator no it's different was it bouncing duck simulator YouTube video 100 you'd like this I'm a big duck guy yeah sure we'll talk later all right later all right I'm in yeah let's let's all play it wow that'll be fun for you guys I'm gonna hate it oh yeah he's gonna seriously hate every second of it dude you can watch we'll talk

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Length: 40min 9sec (2409 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 21 2023