Jerma Streams - Red Faction Guerrilla (Part 1)

hi hey welcome guys how are you good to see today is a finished product Monday at 668 with nine nine tonight the clock struck 59 blow some stuff up yeah we have like Red Faction gorilla well Jason darts it Jason thanks between 10 bucks immediately thank you never even gotten Don Yin you might not even know if that 10 bucks is worth it yet I might like to sneeze into the camera and then you yo you like a sneeze problem and you like that I got what I've had I'm not getting that [ __ ] money I just sneezed into the camera that's not that's uncalled for but let's let people trickle in and play Red Faction gorilla one of the one of the classics from THQ collection oh boy you just watched German recover from office and I was recovering to my wisdom teeth go faster whiskey hopefully your procedure went well I'll be right back when it started first gets ducky we just stumble over my words like luggage sucks notice all right might as well get started oh let's put on the Batman music let's put on Christopher Nolan's Batman Red Faction drill now just change now it's not Batman music now it's nothing load of rings music like we just climbed up over the hill and we can see all of mode or I'm going to change this now go back to Batman I love every time you change a setting he like smashes an axe down FOP 70 that dot that's not like let's know 70 is not like 70 fov like first person I think it's third person fov but we're never really live at 7:00 we're like let's go at 7:02 now Stephanie I'm going to say say oh I do have to do this well there goes the audio that looks good that looks good hey everything looks good let's just take it off a windowed mode because every time you alt tab in this game is put into window and we're good here we go Red Faction girl over here 70 fov not really fov it look it's like you'll see new game get the cutscene we're doing normal okay here we go loud cutscene there's the [ __ ] moon let's see whatever it's just like dead space and half-life 2 Alex Mason finding engineer the moon of the Lycians class seen reports of Parker seconds and like these macaroni and cheese faces these guys have he's like bent little fun ride I know what shitty jokes was like yeah the blast house mom she misses you are their brothers okay no we're on Mars right because it's Red Faction sorry I missed dad's funeral and Seraphin hard no one expected you to come halfway across the system [Music] her [ __ ] pride dude how is that the EDF Iran nothing me yes forget the propaganda free mosque is over so the EDF are like a bunch of [ __ ] I wasn't EDF when I played EDF oh damn so we're like bad people inspection did enough people died the last time I've been bugged in this game martial law here prison camps torture desk runs people need something off so the EDF like save the world from bugs and [ __ ] took over with like a conglomerate take over huh it's kind of [ __ ] up well this is it I've got your gear over there so here's how it works it'll be a couple of weeks before you all wait here I love that Xbox 360 headset he has on just so you know he has a microphone [ __ ] kinda like I was saying sooner we get to work but certainly getting thing I'm actually excited I can't wait played it loading Parker who would [ __ ] move I was telling you about it was a research outpost once before the Marauders killed a scientist like I'm gonna kill you seen you don't want to be caught out here after dark but it's a good place to find Salvage I'm here to mine the hunt for scrap on Mars scrap is like gold watch a sledgehammer and charges hundred and twenty FPS man you got the video could I do [ __ ] up in the sky somebody [ __ ] in the sky EDF gun [ __ ] huh didn't think they'd be out here today I'll keep an eye on it you get the salvage destroy the laboratory Oh Oh aah my [ __ ] head ow I just holy [ __ ] I didn't think aah oh my god oh my god here's the site I was telling you about it was a research out balanced before the Marauders killed a scientist Marauder how [ __ ] insane don't want to be caught out here after dark it's a good place to find Salvage I'm here to mine okay Oscar I had like a headache starting the frames and screw you later like gold what do I hold it's hammer and charges good let's see what you can do I don't have a sledge hammer in my hand anymore with my shoes up in the sky II didn't shoot didn't think they'd be out here Donna no that is I'll keep an eye on us if you get the salvage what did it change what I was doing Oh gal what happens my sledgehammer I love all hitting the guy with a sledgehammer murder them but blowing up a plankton puppet at [ __ ] mine doesn't okay let's go destroy the laboratory in tower salvage on the ground pick it up so we can trade it all right I got a bunch of syringes Sal we just found my causing destruction collect salvaged and traded for upgrades I'm gonna love this game he's gonna give it a year for me right now hold on a second hold on wait wait wait oh I had like a migraine earlier and it like [ __ ] god damn I knew it I knew it was going to [ __ ] happen like problem I didn't know what's gonna happen to immediately on starting the stream I knew like it maybe at some point that'd be something interesting or funny in this game and then bang 10 seconds into the stream I like give myself a [ __ ] migraine alright what uh I need to drop the SSgt migraine simulator let's go down to low that's better destroy the laboratory in tower hurry we got that oh man this is this is so cool I love it it feels so fun to say mash thing especially your brother how do I save the game you get please autosave like I'm gonna like running smash my brother's head I have to write like I have I can't help but I have to do it what this for oh I feel like well that up that was [ __ ] cool that was cool now what wait a minute what am i doing I'm gonna break walls in this game that changes everything oh my god oh my god what's the [ __ ] best game ever this might be the best game ever made somebody ends up whatever in there the walls are going to stop me in this game are you kidding me holy [ __ ] this is [ __ ] this is so cool hold Q to bring up the weapons selection tap Q to swap of the laughs okay it's just like taking the scroll come on so can you go that hurt being battling just walk the bridge Oh oh you do this all day wait I just can I not move but can I not get back up there this is cold can I honestly take this thing down okay you're talking like you're talking like potential best game ever made if I can drop this right now [ __ ] best game ever hey I'm okay thank you remote charges and take down that big structure right there I literally just got crushed by a [ __ ] power two charges before you doesn't and I came out like it was a place where you can swap weapons and still use the detonator come back to me if you run out of charges to destroy this whole building wait can I like I'm [ __ ] the charges man justice plate dan what the hell is going on I'm like the stress relief stimulate a man like a whole building with my hammer like the Red Faction could really use a guy like you to do what if they go with the point being one out here whatever it takes we are here to represent support do you think I am the ETF are wiping out town not like reading help however I never played I mean a horrible Earth Sun I just want to do honest work here but don't take everything enough you'll see I'm right about this how much more help of the building is I look at the building to the boxes immediately give it two hours we hate the game I don't know man it's like this this is [ __ ] cold man we're more charges I'm nine and only put two out of the time though I'm talking about this is my this much this must be what it's like to work in like the demolition field didn't mean when a building has to come down a guy just runs around and froze like for an eggs everywhere this must be so much fun imagine this is your job destroy a building Oh fun [Music] I love it I love it I just think popped up like a [ __ ] he's a dumb toast oh no it's the first defense force we are the bugs [Music] Hilda sleight my brother up with machine that baby didn't shoot me that's all that happened to him is he alive if we get a funny death scene like brother I love you seen it's gonna be funny he just took like four hundred and eighty five bullets no please okay he's dead [Music] I'm going to take button that's where the logo comes from okay now I know what the logo comes a US Defense Force change the face of all it actually is the earth defensively we could breathe the air and just like some time ago places checkpoints watchtowers and it connected it all the liberators soon became an occupier as liberators like this is the [ __ ] same timeline my brother Dan said they take everything literally is the EDF from Earth Defense Force drop the weapon one of the guys on the dev team must have really [ __ ] hated that game that hammer dropping smartass what if you got to trust your brother as Daniel Mason he was he's dead this trailer and his contents have been confiscated by the Earth Defense Force that's right letting you under arrest I don't play dumb with me minor you're Red Faction oh you said it look I just shipped here I guess you work fast we found these Dead is among your possessions I'm a mining engineer I have a permit for them it just got broke shoot him it just got revokes a good like rugged movie one liner and like that nope it was a sniper in the trees who's the sniper well that's the end of that that's Phil lumison from Red Faction the main character of the first game nope that's not is not he said he said there he is this Gregory sconed the main character from the first game nice shootin that is did a good job they'll hunt you from here to the ice caps ice caps up excuse me this is like [ __ ] the future ice caps are going to be around me wow I mean is money I worked with your brother lucky you oh god I know this is a lot to take in but you're going to have to trust us kinda why no you don't really have any other option no no solution yeah you don't help you survive no don't let the gorilla handbook other gorillas reading a Brooke book contains tutorial videos other information new okay welcome to the Red Faction we'll start off with the basics there are spotted sectors on Mars Parker why is Mars like Thailand's Oasis the free fire zone and Frank all of which are controlled by the Earth Defense Force our goal is to liberate all six sectors driving the EDF of the gorilla reading hand one problem the EDF is a professional military organization they've got the money the training and the firepower to take us down direct assaults are suicide we need to hit their weak points in a currently connected destroy high-value targets and then get the hell out of there if you ever need to hide from the EDF restock ammo or choose a different set of weapons for your field work safe houses are set up throughout the world we can party tonight you'll be marked on your map good luck wait Helen there a car at a car and the car is in Red Faction gorilla because it just went up a full letter grade if that's true yes yeah okay like where the [ __ ] is this game been on my own my entire life you name em Aleutians master actions like a geyser where the [ __ ] is this game then it's planes yeah I got but I got a bugger play the [ __ ] out of this game guys there are giant missile launching tanks okay well let's take this in later demolition if you're going to be the best the red faction has offer then you need to know the tool of the trade we place terminals around the world that will teach you how to demolish buildings quickly and efficiently pass the test and a little Salvatori time gives a welcome to the red side we don't have access to the same multiply lines as the EDF we can steal their guns but that's not enough Sam is an engineer working for the red faction she's come up with ways to improvise weapons from mining equipment and industrial tools but she needs raw materials that's where Salvage comes in when you destroy things you'll often see Salvage on the ground a bird collected and bring it to Sam the most colleges acquire with the better the equipment she'll be able to revive his crazy shipment and buildings are good sources of Salvage has or any of those high-tech ADF structures bring them down and bring the salvage to Sam okay so you can I like let's test our new prowess huh each sector contains missions that must be completed for liberation completing a mission also Awards you salvage ok oh that's cool get liberated alright that was fun now what all right let's go when you die you'll respond to the nearest available safehouse your death will also cause morale to drop what population demoralize oh man wait I can't just like GTA I can't treat this like GTA so you tell me that like I can't like I can't like take a swing at this lady oh boy that okay let's see what's going on here this is the upgrades table trade any Salvage you've collected for weapon upgrades all right remote charge count place the plate place three you can place three charges more ammo arc welder oh man Salvage collector pick up Salvage one in a vehicle oh just go [ __ ] up the Eagle yes this is so cool handle again sir oh but I go but out but the guy look carrying the [ __ ] minecraft sandstone block like I give Jack I can't kill this guy I can't kill realistic minecraft look at these see potential original like why can I not take a swing at realistic minecraft all right look good mission Oh perfect okay I guess I can just save it okay I got it saved no no like that I'll be here all day if I keep doing this [ __ ] to crack through all right let's go let's go I want to get like mine on lock ships what is this the gun go for a mission Mason this is our former base of operations we had to clear out before the IDI have discovered it now we just need to cover our tracks hmm I know you're familiar with demolitions so maybe you can help us out we need that building destroyed blow up anything that the EDF could trace back to us you got to think you can handle it right if you're talking about this camp this will be our key to everything we're transmitting the base coordinates now your map displays objectives and other places of interest fallen nav beacon to get to the abandoned base okay so it's just like a waypoint you get to blow that up okay sounds good now what I got it I'm on my way dream and I get to do go Davy I got a giant cartoon car how'd you get caught up in this the mining conglomerates found a huge ore deposit beneath the weapons Locker scroll through available weapons would be up and down press two three or four to assign the selected weapon remote charges okay I don't have anything so I don't have this remote charged as an assault rifle I can't do this arc welding at first thing after college and tried to force us off the land when we resisted the EDF ruled in it was a man oh my goodness god I'm sorry a car found refugees from other colonies and our numbers grew your brother joined us soon after I could kill that guy night I was always dance problems couldn't run from a fight like him we'd have a chance of winning this thing can you kill it can you describe building to the car if I crash into a building will it look like just come crumbling down I hope so yes I hit the [ __ ] toy train Oh the carts did I get out of the car oh god damn it alright Ike yeah Mason this time let's go let's go let's go this will be a piece of cake we're trapped Oh [ __ ] now I can spend this I could do this for a million years got it I'm on my way babies you go Davies that was an extreme hot rod you get caught up in this mining conglomerates like you know taking up so much the screen tutorial what that was spot the line we resisted the EDF rolled it I can't even move another massacre come on I found refugees from other colonies and our numbers grew your brother joined us soon I get like a GTA radio denim grapes was always dad's problem couldn't run from a fight normal like him we'd have a chance of winning this thing maybe here again all right we can't I can't use I got to use the car to destroy the bank all right that's important isn't it like a turbo boost I'm not going faster damn I needed to go up the stairs [ __ ] goddamn it locked whatever just destroyed with the charges this is the distant tutorial right is it not in the right place oh [ __ ] well with this up there and I destroyed the stairs to get up there god damnit smoke where nothing gonna kill I can't even get up there we've to go around oh you can you can destroy that you can destroy that okay good to know perfect we've got a great opportunity here we can turn right turn right again then let's destroy this [ __ ] building now is that I took out one tube god damn it oh well whistle get this plate right what am i what are we looking at here well where is this and why is it like this this is not abandoned how do I call my wait hold on a minute wait a minute wait a minute what what the GPS like led me to there and then there's an alert level God look at the mat I mean like where how do you pull the map em doesn't do anything the navigation like went to that was the right place in the right on top of you take cover what's in the [ __ ] giant usually is gonna be easy like up there like a tab okay look it out of the way so it out that I was in the right place okay sprint fast in most ways I will destroy the abandoned faith they're [ __ ] there are ton of people here no it's because I broke the [ __ ] stairs that's a half sari well we're going to choose this and jump on this I think I might have to restart the mission they've proven the staircase like I have to go up there alright looking like we're going to improvise compared to their it needs to go off this wicket I need to make like a rubble pile so I can do the mission let me up there alright a mess face good use whatever you can to bring her down okay we left some fuel tanks beyond actually happy here [ __ ] around them up raising the EDF unit is heading your way I'd hurry up and finish the job I can't believe I needed a trumpet there they said this was gonna be easy oh god I'm reloading it like we're gonna reload it like I needed to go up that RIM what the [ __ ] is this right here now start me all the way back I'm getting like too excited with the busses just go go hurry up this will be a piece of cake we're transmitting the base coordinates now like the game mechanics are making we too excited to play the actual babies you go Davies how'd you get caught up in this and come walking right there it's called the John de madera closet beneath our colony and tried to force us off the land when we resisted the EDF rolled in it was a massacre there it is all right girl I'm up the [ __ ] staircase on refugees from others I tried to go around it was Noah it was all I covered like mountain is soon after there was always dad's problem couldn't run from a finite there we go it's on all right I'm at the base you can I could have literally gone around could I oh yeah I got an alert level that's fine fuel tanks behind you can shoot them or set changes to blow them up edie of unasyn hurry up and finish the job with he said this was going to be easy already ever on the way get back to the safe house rather Leeson the right on top of you take cover what are you talking about usually should be easy okay how I how do I take thing that's ammo crates okay well whatever oh [ __ ] we got to get out of here no I just broke the cover I took the cover on thanks to the car you I have a biggest track me down slowly I stole a carnie went like 200 meters that right yeah it's fine by the way you're doing your brother any of the same guy you do anything what I mean why didn't I do anything I just watched that why don't I do it if it I Know You're angry but we don't have the luxury of playing it safe your brother understood that Mason we need your help there's new info and your gorilla handbook that will be useful we'll handle that yeah yeah I know I can play [ __ ] that's fine I get off the screen okay uh so I can do a little bit over here what is this [ __ ] current location all right what's wrong with my [ __ ] gorilla handbook I open the gorilla handbook there the ETF's hold on each sector varies bring up your map to see the control value for each sector successfully completing gorilla actions like raids drives controlled so does destroying EDF property which are on your map we've identified targets that are key to EDF operations the ones marked as medium importance cause a bigger control drop when destroyed a few are marked as high in fourth house coal those require some planning before you hit them I will turn it over when it's nest when you do but the payoff is big each sector also has missions which are required for liberation drop the control to zero complete all the missions and the EDF will pull out mm-hmm if we're going to defeat and round we mean the support of the people to do that we have to raise morale when each I was promised destructor we have to get into the game Carly guerrilla actions destroy EDF propaganda and a few other things you'll discover along the way we have to get our winter colonists is killed that sector's morale drops so be careful sake kill them as morale and a sector increases ammo crates will be better stocked and colonists will begin to fight alongside you also guards have salvaged you get for completing a mission will increase it morale in the sector is high iron morale means more ammo more help and more Salvage alright three crucial elements we I guess you alright let's do it let's go to the next mission the next mission is over here obtained and Red Faction orders but they don't look like note let's let's [ __ ] destroy this [ __ ] let's blips destroy it why the [ __ ] not I mean morale doesn't really matter I mean it kind of does so I'm gonna go grin how the audio it will be too loud okay so building that are red that these things need to be destroyed alright get up there this is controlled by EDF okay Snoopy above right next to us I think bad guys like I'm kind of confused as a result like ham what the hell am I thinking that's how you do it all right now we got to look at I like to sneak and how do you get your Crouch I gotta sneak up there and just rig this place up turn the game volume down a little that is a little loud in it let's go with go like it's slightly better that's probably better well I'm going to waste the charge I'm going to shoot this right only God destroying EDF property drop CDF control liberate the sector by dropping control to zero and completing all mission oh my lord oh I just got enrolled out like a course son so is the literal and somebody rolled me like a [ __ ] goddamn pastry what is this like great Christmas work the land or deposits can be destroyed to produce large amounts of Salvage just pull and I get it all all right well how do I pick up like Salvage like ever look right like run around and pick it up pretty sick we need as many people as we can get at the Red Rock outpost Red Rock Lee the EDF is about to mount an assault on the area just like in mind some ore for a minute look at the guerrilla action on your map okay hold on I'll get there in a minute 300 of these I'm going to get a mountain wait come on ATF control come on I'm gonna get [ __ ] crust every time Oh Oh No how far is wait did I do the mission already okay we give we're good we're good we're good what is this house arrest rescue captured colonists let's do that this game's [ __ ] cool I really like this game it's just it's kind of fun it is you got I don't think I'm ever going to build a complete aid I destroyed this mission in I really don't make them every time I blow something up I'm going to get to find some random flying debris I'm not such a good cycle right now let completion is but a bad guy right I did my duty right well I don't think that's a good idea I wouldn't just start shooting this that's a bad [ __ ] move we're all going to die I'm going to let him do it I didn't even smell debris waiting for the jokes to jump from come well don't say that oh well that guy's that guy's in deep [ __ ] a guy with smart eat [ __ ] what is this [ __ ] thing I need this search it really is a cup I'm driving it like a goopy like children [ __ ] cartoon show alright we're going here that's what we're going we're going right way there we go Wow you're too loud rules no food is the way to go move I'm going to kill any my civilian friend six [ __ ] baby toy truck propaganda take out that [ __ ] propaganda good I got a liber8 this like help this place right help guerrillas fend off an EDF attack kill all EDF soldiers where are they I don't see any vdf soldiers I seem like these people just flick me off oh there they are I got this you better nappy running away Linux we're succeeding the revolution is being take it into a I can't even talk sorry what what is goth explore its loads [ __ ] gothic this game is [ __ ] where it's that I'm telling you I know we're not going to [ __ ] around with let's actually go do this I'm going to not going to [ __ ] around we're going to do our part for like the revolution and I'm not going to play any games we're just going to do it made a printed set of a barrier so when they come in in evitable ii when they try to come in we have a barricade you don't run in front of me with my help you're like an outsider I can get rid of it this is controlled by the government okay yeah hopefully totally nobody got hit by any of that what's this handgun who else is here you know did they do that they don't show up on the mini-map left shift while to go in to cover it okay you know that's pretty six left get out of my spawn dude I got this oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] ding so [ __ ] instead we're winning we're winning the fighting get the guy the top liberation don't watch out for that only one guy left send this one in style up here that's how you end it in style with a jumpin [ __ ] swing guerrilla actions can drop idiot control and raise morale there's no time for ignoring guerrilla actions okay stock up scroll through available weapons to the developers to three to assign select weapons yes so I had them too I think I have as much as I can carry right pretty sure I guess I don't know so I said like actually collect this [ __ ] I can't release I have no idea aramis smash yeah pretty much soldiers blindly follow orders have handcuffed I think the people you know Don oh we're right here might as well do it wait what what is this GPS no GPS I'm going to walk over there from here smash through the oil pipe go through enough on completing a mission and Ward's of Salvage higher morale is in the sector the more savagery receipt keep SEC morale high to earn large amounts of salvaged school he's going to make it go all the way around the horses we received word that a high-ranking ADF officer is looking to defect alright then we'll start with him I know she can handle herself but she shouldn't have gone alone after what happened at the old days I'm not taking chances get to Sam as soon as you can all right so let me see here sorry I haven't been like reading any bits or paying attention I'm I'm like so happy to be playing this game this game is [ __ ] fantastic so far so good to see dub ski-doo thanks for the $5 you watched my beer impression video on stream last night and I can't believe I missed it terrible luck someone was saying that they that they did it which was lame but it was supposed super hard war miccine laugh at my impression especially after all the last you've given me of the years best streamer best memes best community back [Laughter] in the bin it couldn't have been more well-timed thanks a lot that does Kate it was [ __ ] funny corn on the road thanks to the bits I'm willing to bet money that you're going to drive into a small pole in the ground and your car's going to explode probably the last be at we can work a discount or discount a dis cot Thank You disco DMV even $9 kreygasm kreygasm kreygasm get ready for one of the best games you'll ever play calling it now you can call it that was like from 20 minutes ago never trust a purple thanks in the bits one two moose thanks and bits - and i think it i think i've caught up does the money you donate go to the be a fund now it all goes to the VF fund I'm like under drum under like the a protection right now I got to pay like like hundreds of thousands of dollars a month and VI protection there's like 600 million of them like how am I supposed to keep up with that I get the same as soon as I can sounds like fine Sam you there my car I don't have a car your commander thinks you're walking into a trap can't use got some floss printing yeah wait I think I heard something Jenna pick a number between one and five [Music] Sam get out of there propaganda Solar solar is too expensive and it's not even that sustainable propaganda look Nicole Peter go back to gas my wife or the [ __ ] gas company this is prom again go back to call I didn't read your bits [ __ ] that means I have to all tap I'll get him in a minute that allows dreamer no stim just kidding protect Sam from the EDF but you didn't know that was also a double agent this is gas [ __ ] you environment is where is that double agent what you don't know is I'm a double agent working for nuclear take this gas company Oh Johnny protected a colonist has taken up arms and joined the Red Faction the sector morale increases more colonists will join you in a fight we need the gun it's one hell of an operation you guys are running the ATF will send reinforcements to nobody at stake the nuclear and Hammer maniac you can't do both oh my god get the [ __ ] out of the way how dare you walk in the woods well if you kill a colonist you've been betrayed that trust and tomorrow's drop is larger well whatever you just you get out of the way we're trying to stop stay in here right under that bridge they'll definitely search the building they attacked me in finish ups the drones will be here soon get this [ __ ] he'll be looking ammo crate take some of that ammo yep yep yep yes yes I think it's a little medically better lay low in here prepare for the EDF all right let's set up some sufferings a better chance against the EDF no I'm trying to I'm trying to pick it up oh [ __ ] me I was trying to pick up the hydrogen bomb right clicking apparently in my brain II didn't do it an F didn't do it what button is it what is this had to destroy this prepare for the GS hi guy uh gomboc how do you pick [ __ ] up is it e f now f zooms and why is that fun what is it at the zoom Q no Q is that Eve I can't pick anything up with II don't matter we're gonna [ __ ] win with a landslide victory EDF nation get in position wait can they come down this road daddy that is fun stuff how would you guys still alive this still fun just rephrase bringing these things Oh Friz being this [ __ ] is so much fun Hey so what salvaged gimme gimme gimme gimme he's really is this demo I they lost more influence reduce you have control to zero to unlock the next mission in the liberated okay so I gotta like I gotta like go around and like this destroys [ __ ] and get this to zero so let's do it hold on mo one forgets everything I need let's just get out looking for that car collect some more scrap metal combined it we go get a [ __ ] if I get a troubleman scribbly whatever whatever that hat is I can't wait to combine on my scrap again [ __ ] troublemaker scribbly let this user the reference point for travel okay let's go there down let me just do it all while we look at if Express that name yes to Jake sometimes we have to make them right can't pretend I didn't play that game look like five years of my life with this that's a beautiful to do this job right pay attention to your surroundings and use what's in front of you how did you think so your best friend bring down that one habitat so I'm going to use my pistol and the hydrogen bomb sounds fun I can see this throw it in there throw it in oh man that's get filled these water tank there's gonna be fun get like two here and then try to get someone in the upstairs window woman do not know I'm gonna go for like that can I climb the ladder no not anymore can I throw it into that top building there oh god no what's up where the [ __ ] did that go that's gone okay let's think God took that one now that one ascended Jesus Christ got it we got we got time we've got like two minutes [ __ ] sorry put that that ones there at least we got it might as well use them all this is like the easy one right what the hell were you doing I was aiming very clearly right there this should do it maybe one like over this way perfect exactly where I wanted it Kofi I'm trying to get one more in that window right in there got it all right we're ready let's hopefully this works let's shoot this one and then this one okay well that um that that didn't set off at a reaction I thought was going to be a chain reaction but we didn't okay didn't get a chain reaction this thing okay that was underwhelming it sure was what's going on here what's the chain with the chain reaction I've taken out like the whole thing there it is thank you I almost [ __ ] died from that that almost hit me right in the head and think still my dead okay I got it I swear to God if that thing had come down and crushed my skull I would have lost my [ __ ] mind now you supposed to do it fast and whatever I didn't figure illah action is complete or additive unlocked because of the upgrade table to purchase unlocked weapons and upgrades cool not this to do this job right okay demolition master what is up here oh there's a war up here it's when I get up there that's in like a really weird spot I think I can get it there's my car I'll go do it fast baby this game repetitive I mean I could see how it might but it might could get there oh let's do we're on the way what is this one some of the navigation beacons is the home let's go home base let's like deposit our [ __ ] we see form right here get some for number one arity 300 300 scrap materials which is good one right here too now we got three nice go get the jet pack so tells me we're a little early for the jet pack because the upgrades that does not get repetitive I could see myself very much enjoying the team so I'm uh I'm down played I'm um I'm totally down all right where's the person nothing to the upgrade lady up here can help like are you Salvage what he got from the remote charge count I can do three charges this one is more ammo for the charges this one is the arc welder salvage collector sorry arc welder or more charges which one I feel like more charges is smarter but arc welder is a lightning gun like this this one's the smart idea we're gonna do this one okay want to do it my wife's cancel the first bang see what a little salvage can do for you that guns fun but yeah I feel like we all did we can do this again we're gonna do it again this is four charges has his help this is five charges yeah drones won't stand a chance I mean like like let's be real having five charges out it's so much better we'll stick with what stick with after a little while we're gonna choose anyways Why ask us for every night side most you guys said zap done don't worry but we can have five charges out that's devastating the arc welder is extremely weak I never used it okay five is better than two that's right we got 18 18 well I signal to the math with 31 Rao and 110 EDF points let's just go let's go over here let's just blow this place up let's destroy this place pull it out [ __ ] team hug fix got any finger achieved what the [ __ ] was a console out here with a console in this game cheater I said I didn't even know I opened it goddamnit this car is too big wait we got look at all this [ __ ] with all this ATF [ __ ] alright let's play this one correctly let's get this one smart we're going to hammer the guy at the front door charge the place up boom collect the salvage get the [ __ ] out one two three four and five whoa that was not smart well gone don't pull me Jesus Christ the entire game just came after me holy [ __ ] post one guy Oh No one of my friends oh dear foggy over here oh just like a style do people chasing me how do I just get him get him a stupid like stuffed Iranian vehicle quick [Music] get out the [ __ ] way you don't ask oh definitely I want it wait wait wait wait wait we're good well they come to a quick unify a quick get in get it good-o save yourself save yourself yourself get out away move EDF eat [ __ ] get liberated part of it with your moral support now [ __ ] ha I didn't like calm down you bad guy I just kind of [ __ ] up this whole place oh well so many people coming quick quick fix everybody I don't know to do here for [ __ ] maniacs [ __ ] with a maniac let's try to do like a karate kick as your morale drop them around baby I hereby claim this settlement liberated so who wants the first slice of pizza alright alright we've done at 85 I'm having a ton of fun now to aim down sights of F I am let's just that's true who should who dares to try to shoot me with a gun Oh yeah I got to change that to like a different clique that sucks hi guys on the way to back what I can do good keep that out of bulbs oh dear this is not good hook with my hand up last guy where'd you go behind the yet I suggest never going to stop coming I think I got to get out of here yeah I gotta get out of this antenna coming over here what's this ooh ammo machine that is I gotta go look at that jump go they all know where I'm going I gotta get rid of that I can't get a [ __ ] powerful gun [Applause] I'm just a madman on the loose break it come on get me through here break it where's the [ __ ] collision destruction I'm like a brat McKay's here Oh oh my god oh that's so sneaky if I can get in here look at a sneaky [ __ ] yes oh I thought I was so sneaky about that she's just an alarm going off constantly on don't let the pvp [ __ ] take my or I just can't get in the car I gotta escape all right there we go or on the ground I can't get it so I got to get away from this just for look at the minefield that it's got look at this or field holy [ __ ] this is what is not stopping with like times a thousand here guys I'm still being chased but I'm not going to be long so cool what fun game is hello what the hell is that we finally got the ETF's attention they're about to comment rings from a nearby housing complex they are up on the bridge that guy's not going to drive down here is he I can hear the car that dude Koreans over the edge I'm going to lose my mind see look at there is what are you doing then that's like another player driving the car I think we're good here you come yeah no more alert or good names out of that one alive yeah yeah what you guys know just saints row floor without the super powers oh no no I played Saints ralick this is like it sounds going to dick game I like it this is very very I really liked the skin something told me that I was going to like this game a lot and like you know sometimes you have that that's feeling and the game's not that fun it's like it's alright but this is this is fun this is [ __ ] fun might get repetitive when we get like up here but I'm having a great time I guess we got to go where am i right now up here I'm not doing that I want to go destroy this [ __ ] we wanna bring this to zero what is this kind of like Time Trial get the vehicle to a safe house now let's just get along here demolitions master burn salvage and take your destruction skills to the lips of this one why would I go that way I'm right here this GPS is insane I need to like to turn around I like gothic 2 more maybe is because I'm going to conquer never lively get out of it not how you do it now we're going to go back now I'm going to have to let this get up here gonna work free fire zone this is the EDF free fire zone unauthorized personnel will be fired upon stare clear of this area until the Red Faction has a plan to get through well I don't see anybody so what the hell are you so afraid of you so scared of nobody here I guess I could just do this alright maybe this is a mission it's to drive a car here we're not to take it to drive this vehicle to the designated safe house within the time limit watch out for EDF sick oh right so I thought I have to get this here in a minute me there is one minute thirty seconds to get there it's possible we're the Gothic 3 passes game stuff once again the main relative might impossible to I don't know man fifty seconds a little faster give me mercenaries one I actually wanted to play mercenaries on screen but I couldn't get it to run it was like something's wrong with it something was it was a specific purpose as to why I couldn't play mercenary I wanted to intermarry go come on almost there 38 seconds hopefully this is not EDF M is a weird funky car mercenaries is just a punk I could see that don't kick the bank the speed limit I don't know if I'm going to get there I don't know if I'm going to get there 15 seconds they don't [ __ ] around with this [ __ ] we're gonna it's going to be right to the wire nine Jesus good job we'll get to work on it right away Pro time target time best time the hell are you supposed to do that alright nice enough big rigs over the road racing fellows ladies and ladies and gentlemen I'm never playing that game ever again why would I ever play big rigs over the road racing I played it for 25 minutes and I saw every single thing the game had to offer and I wanted to die and that guy epidemic in a new game right and we wait and run that's the only way to beat these cars when they're weird like we're pretty [ __ ] up things like a new game will I think might or might not be working on right now so thank you anything else to see or two extra Salvage per ore deposits pick up Salvage one in a vehicle let's get this glad I could help 25 pick up let's do this - just just - haven't you need anything else let me know cool very good demise salva finish antichamber did you honestly just bring up Antichamber [ __ ] that's just funny it's a navigation begin and what is this one rescue capture didn't do this do this again I think I might have like failed that one or something this is kind of in the way my name is three more EDF no is there a new media or am I making that up is there like a TDS like spies coming out or something wasn't there like it's something about that place I'd rather not die and so I'm not just like that's not like I'm three my hat that like actually is that on ps4 only a Japanese game unfortunately that game does not do well at all like in the base that would problem and the problem stateside it's people just didn't care a lot anymore unselfish take it all so I like am I doing this right right one since I kind of destroyed initially you just get it it's not like if it completely knock the hell out of it or is it just like a few times then I forget everything like that enough like once it goes crumble down that's what I do right yeah all right let's do this one CDF have the sand sifter plan on lock down the hall ready for info on who destroyed the old base they could use a hand mason yeah they could use a head Freemason so that's up here sure done we're going to get all the hostages no messing around well we have a second everything bit never trust purple thanks to bits yes media five is releasing on TV eventually it looks really polished also try crossing the free fire zone for a funny joke did not just do that sounded like one across to free like area anyways thank you thanks hole of one zombie from bits I got a dollar for you got a crowbar because if I give you a dollar you could give me a crowbar I'll give you a dollar then I'll have a crowbar and you will have a dollar I know how to own a crowbar thank you uncle thanks to Luke the loop breaker take my [ __ ] boy that's the last time I will ask for a full-screen face cam I need to see your dental that comes with a job no no no no no no webcam and even plugged in I can't do it free sneak in here so we got hostages to take care of real sneaky number of hostages okay I don't want to break anything I want to blow anything up fine I'm going tonight good stealth gameplay that sausage Oh Mike and why guerrillas was killed okay yeah I got a slid and hit his head on the walk that guy died you see that [ __ ] that guy just lid and smash his head on the wall and died for real remind me after this like that actually I'll do it right now aim down sights it's got to be something else controls button controls okay primary tech melee attack you know let's make melee attack like this yes just that that's melee make that so then run mode right mouse to be in Delphis zoom will be right mouse button that's better except this yeah yeah see if that's any better his melee yeah that's that's so much better and actually like aim down sights and do it like without a problem all right should I kool-aid man I'm going to kool-aid man through the wall and save everybody watch this alright come holy [ __ ] that was close I don't know why I couldn't hit him oh it's because I changed it I get I get it where where are they are you inside the computer that was a double kill where are they we're the hostages oh this is one hostage it's all right I'm here that's it Oh hold on a minute wait wait wait wait wait how many hostages are in here I gotta get this person out of here Oh doing this don't come out here it was only the other one was killed now come on down Murr you getting lost don't [ __ ] trip and die please are you a hostage got to make this work I came one for a night we're going to take the armored car one costigan here the turret will auto aim to the closest enemy press to manually aim the turret you cannot drive home manually a new turret she is going to use the gun now I have like a little co-op thing here I can't ain't that that's her oh my god you're going to get I just ran over a person I've ran one of the people over or the civilian totally not useful perfect as awesome put on the italic sound board you're welcome now get to work alright good smash the door I was afraid it's gonna bounce back and kill me alrighty what else we got I wanted to go up here right there's a couple ways to go I went to live this is a big complex this will be worth a lot me just let me get a drink I want to fill up my my coffee I'll be right back in like two minutes me a sec and they just like really save it just in case something [ __ ] horrible goes wrong here because I've died I've gotten gotten past like the beginning part of the game we're getting porch the game I'll be right back go get a drink go refill your coffee go refill your snacks see you in a second you you here you hi there okay that's good turn this back on on the Eck and I'm ready to play but I need to do this because every time you all time ya know it goes out of full screen what are you doing here hi can I change this display window true we think but what is it the hell are you doing how can I change this now it's worried I can change that before remember it'd be on the main menu up really give me a second I have a saved right there gonna go main menu that's annoying mmm-hmm I don't think all denture doesn't anything so I saved it right there wow really and like the money I got what good would it okay Jeremy THC is experience a runtime error yeah sometimes I look at all so groggy nice burp dude nice part here we go up here destroy this whole place get into my car you get in this [ __ ] car got the Boston accent like the real body I don't have a real Boston accent I have a Boston accent but it's not real it's like a where your seatbelt next time with dangers of the automotive world don't walk propaganda and I'm [ __ ] tell me to [ __ ] off and also something no more profit [ __ ] Boston no high importance target Illinois before I'm going to explain some stuff buildings mark with this icon are key to the EDF presence in Sector they're heavily protected but hold a large amount of EDF control yes yes yes I'm aware that's why we're going to do a little sneak attack anyways there's like the thick Boston accent and then like this like my Boston accent when people talk about like Chad's and it's [ __ ] guy and telling you Spock and guy driving this column out he's a [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] idiot that's like the what that's like the gross Boston accent I don't have that one so I got this [ __ ] ham up I'm going to drop this [ __ ] ham on this guy's talking skull can we so [ __ ] cool dude that's the one that you don't want and thinking the things that you don't want to have happen how'd you score laughter this one buddy that we've been so cool if it actually I did right-click off [ __ ] right-click is not that melee it's this other mouse button that was awesome you guys would have been so happy about that and now I'm [ __ ] looks like the drugs don't appreciate what we've been doing to the place they're about to attack the parker dorms oh whoops I might have to restart this [ __ ] cuz I like trying to do like it's dumb like Crocs yeah yeah we're going to restart it I'm gonna I'm just going to very start that I got to I got too caught up in that bull [ __ ] and I'm just going to do it again we [ __ ] hit a guy like I let's just square one easy redo the jump attack no no no cuz that I got to sneak in there and drop charges that's not that's a highly protected place out of my own propaganda venom I could just like put do like the battlefield thing right and throw c4 all over this thing and just drive it in there dive off and press the button you know one you know it might not be the worst idea in the world no it is a bit of a bad idea that's a bad idea get up here and then sneak in the front door my god this guy's not suspicious now he is see what I can do here tech stocks didn't care if family I lose my chance I gotta get up here and then we're going to use this to get out here we go and both my dog damn it damn it come on what's the current the curse is right there do get it out of here explosives everywhere come on I'm going to destroy this website oh no oh no oh no maybe that M oh I need a little bit more come on I'm going to open it got it that goes to help this guy dismiss every [ __ ] time I'm done all right this one's on oh no come on what the [ __ ] cursor like I mean go right spot got it oh [ __ ] that's a good person get it yep holy [ __ ] that guy's got a god no seriously like get out of my way get in the car Oh put your [ __ ] [ __ ] off we liberated that one now we can do again zero and I would keep going in the mission sounds good there's a lot of scrap back there if this a lot of people man like that didn't go well for me there's plenty of opportunity to scratch someone alright since this person you did you wanted to run behind me the whole time what are you thinking how do you unlock me you to Greene before you start this mission no how do i how do you unlock Mewtwo whatever we did to piss off the EDF it's working they're about to hit us back and we need help get over here I need to I need to restock on ammo part of it get back to home base I need to restock get out there you - I don't do that I'll just have didn't you unlock them YouTube I like letting your console run overnight did you have to like to have the game running for like 700 hours or something level what was the character that you needed to do that with there was a character that you had to do that with yeah it was after we liberated was it actually Mewtwo yeah it was like smash 64 knots mad at melee what was it the unlocking some of the characters in melee was a huge pain in the ass it took a long time I got a convoy moving out of a free-fire zone let's go I have a - not enough to do anything okay I want to refill our definition because it could be bad I'm going to take this tarp just big car right let's stat it more charges could I do more charges I don't even hungry then in 104 more charges nobody lost my mind there's some friends of mine that had melee that didn't yet 150 guys money you talking about I knew guys that didn't even have how half the characters unlocked look at the firemen I mean that kind of am a kind of hem fireman fire and brimstone Minh why are you sitting in the back of the truck then you know one small bump could ruin your life what are you thinking person's going to get hit by a car I thought she's going to run like TT a pedestrian style and get run over and here we go and here we go thanks to you we're ready to make our move into dust this is gonna be tricky Mason we need to create a diversion there's an EDF sensor field east of Parker take out these towers so the enemy can't track our movement if not a soldier in the sector will be on your ass keep them busy until we get our people through we even keep them busy I have to take care of all these road signs Thank You Luke the loop breaker for the bits let me guess coffee and some chicken flavored Cheetos am i right you are right also thanks again wait till you mean I stopped and gave bits to a fake Bostonian you internet troll now you have to show us your dental now Dental Thank You spry tech of the bits as well I don't see any gorillas here Gemma there gorillas the convoys are ready to rule begin your defenses well first of all this needs to go in recent stay inside the truck if you want to survive stay inside this truck destroy the center all right I like broke it off a window the first answer is I canna try to use the ETF's attention Zoe add some drive-in door that's nothing man the mission became the easiest mission in the game at the third one it's great keep it up for it for weeks how come out out out that guy that guy time to the same thing I was wheeling into da stop we went to the Sentosa you're lying around moving as soon as those classical oh my [ __ ] god this box this box you serious but the [ __ ] you keep doing no we need to get real track Oh God funny people do it what hey [ __ ] are you gonna get out of here I'm gonna come thanks to you we're ready to make Excel good you attract this game is so good Mason stay inside the truck if you want to survive well I named it to reinforce it with armor oh my god oh please please like please make another one of these game first since there is down come on to 20 years our country I'm like I can't pay attention what ain't ten out of ten like you think I'm making a joke you think I'm kidding around like this is this is a straight-up tenant attempt I don't think you can make you can't make a better video in three weeks keep it up think I'm this one for ATF incoming to reach god dammit I feel like I have like three times missed one back there I'm getting wet down here and it's going to happen again I'm at the reef doctor [ __ ] this dude I missed one back here I don't know I see I'm not going to go it's up here that's got wasn't my plan I'd like curve around the corner here in the those at the very end whatever another boost convoy is ruling into dust wipe out the little Susan so they can practice when they gets better I can imagine their train track right there okay destroyed 12 of these things while being covered by bugs no [ __ ] way not something Ella brings back here let's go there keep the ATF busy a little while longer we're good I actually might be able to do this once the left.gifux and try to wrap around on the part god damn it I just barely nicked it and I get it but this way Norfolk's go ahead according the disk around mosquitoes watch out for the ground mosquitoes got it jack is complete let's just [ __ ] out of here the car broke down Wow okay the cars literally broke down as with Anna's on fire at the second I got the last one Parker liberated yonk rocket launcher unlocked this is the upgrade table to purchase us it's so much cool [ __ ] level one armor unlocked is the upgrade table sector liberated we've managed to push me to be F out of Parker but our job isn't finished by enjoying rent factions old man control area populated areas we'll need your help to drive them out the commander wants us to focus on dust next who made this game if the EDF loses the sector they lose their main source of income on Mars pictures of spider-man right am I going to come back and be like in this car and have it explode that's what I'm scared of all right okay so at least we're like safe enough where I can like okay so figured that could have like probably Parker liberated - did not get out no eyes like I didn't think it was going to explode that fast I wanted to see if there's still people shooting at me MLA we fast traveled back now we can do some upgrades a volition made this game that made Saints Row so Saints Row what like who states are always like interesting and nice funny and weird what I mean like Cosette where's-where's like the other cool [ __ ] will is already Mason I'm gonna need you what's the last game volition made huge queue everybody we need but really think about it really think about the games that that THQ has actually come out with that were good a lot of them are really [ __ ] fun like this is 450 not have enough I have enough of this either agents of 99 which means rise alright so we need to go here need to keep moving right go while we really opened up now holy crap um so we got to go over here I can use it they go sector Darksiders is made by cs3 Nordic what happened man what happened to THQ they made all those old wrestling games like 2k13 2k14 those games were [ __ ] gold they were unbelievable and then somebody riding on the back of the car so we have to [ __ ] them up this is the way it is like I have to make this initiative the perfect asset every time like a mask - three incoming let's keep on going destroy the propaganda that was our propaganda that was welcome to Parker I was mending pads that was 90 miles per hour speed limit what kind of [ __ ] up place are we we're on Mars stop informations I'm getting to them do it where is it right here it's right next to it might as well give it a go so [ __ ] this guy up you know like the addicting factor or video game when I see one of these red buildings I have to destroy that's a hardy building isn't it this is a hardy [ __ ] building isn't it am that guys get out of the way what are you doing but just move drive it into a building okay it's expected let the guy get away no I didn't supernate [Music] let's get the scraps I also picking more scrap up do you imagine if this is like a multiplayer game and when I say MOBA Clara gave imagine like you could like collect resources and up very buildings and stuff ways I'm just explaining like every game is kind of a building oh I'm too addicted to addition to blowing up the building let's let's take this one out only with the sledgehammer let's take a look for it let's do it cool we're gonna do this one cool you guys going to look at this end you can say wow dude that was kind of cool this board here goes it's gonna have to like push it by a spread we disconnected all the joints yeah cool that was all that was something cool Salvage am I going oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I'm in deep trouble you're going to move keep them with you woman run anybody in this building I can get away is that car that's a good thing let me just regen some help and I'm going to be women this is going to be cool we did four corners four corners of the applause and they got guys coming up here Oh and one two three kill there oh wait it's from four days over here I'm not supposed to be doing that [ __ ] [Music] do women we are winning this war remember your training I want whatever this was I wanted oops good guy good guy bad guy coming in bad guy okay you suck you are the worst like I got to understand it's screaming really driving in to be more effective than shooting mini guns you don't want to be in there oh yeah get up get up get up come on pull it down pull it down pull it down oh man oh man we're in enemy territory with no weapons well that was so clutch too and it didn't even work the ammo crate over there I'm going to be really conservative right now he put that cookie down all right we need well yeah come on that's nothing give me more oh Jesus backflips on his own neck we got to take out that and then I got gonna make my way out of here I got to get out of here like this I'm just not prepared I don't have any ammo no weapons he's going to jump up here got up I got to go I got to run oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] get in get in Hail Mary we got a Hail Mary off the edge here come on you stupid shooter go punch it punch it go the little engine it could Thomas the Tank Engine can do it you can too yes we did it we did it on our scooter we did some destruction we did some work and now we made it that alert out of here unlock our losing spot remember that day was a people tweeting out of here ah well I made it made it to the new little area if the alerts of green shade mission I'm not going to hide somewhere and I'm like hide behind these rocket chucking them off okay well we're at when are not green right yellow my sister will they go away maybe and then looking for me right now although sky is bringing tactical in to come to find that courier and security information game is huge am I still in the first area no I am in I am in the second zone second area I guess well good why didn't anybody tell me this game was so much fun I've been looking for a game like this and I think it was right into my nose get the alert did green before you start this mission isn't not green except again I guess that's like an olive it's not necessarily green it's about the shade of green come on and what but I'm not your friend hey that's not true still looking for me I [ __ ] melee back where are you how did you guys get in here cut damn it really no I don't applaud this place up this is like the home base okay well at least it worked it lead to work to my advantage I thought that guy was gonna trip on dude what is it people in video games and tripping on stuff and dying nice home alone scream we please turn green so I can continue playing the game please oh my god he if he tripped over that as well that would have been YouTube quality I know right it happened to Dark Messiah that there was a YouTube quality clip and Dark Messiah two guys tripped and died and like over a piece of wood so it's pretty funny we're green Nellie's like running around in circles if I come out here this is not going to be green these guys are always patrolling the areas still even though spring what about if I walk around this one I'm going to be very upset good the miners of dust are staging a rally at this site they expect a p.m. inspection trip but the EDF has other plans captain Halbert Gunnarsson is in command here is unit killed 300 settlers in crisi so expect deadly force you'd stop Gunnarsson and get those workers out alive if we fight for them they'll fight for us you got it yep - the rattle is about to start the coordinates are on your map I don't have anything else besides this it's like rundown piece of crap I guess I do while walk another area do I get to actually unlock a the like state zones and keep going back to Parker I'm a super you have to into the bridge here and you've just given me an opportunity to blow it up and like take it down I don't know that's what you're doing and I'm glad you are doing that like for instance this acted look at this you're just asking for me to drop somebody off that bridge this ins company is rolling in we're running out of time I'm on my way ATF soldiers open fire they're shooting the miners I might look there just grass is a guy bill the EDF of the rally well we can't have a peaceful protest hook up with that no protest apparently with the EDF is around not that disgusted oh boy 11 now he's dead I heard like a hundred bone front two guys not fall persons using the PA system normal to the site you need to destroy those speakers at all that's trying to get away come on I gotta launch them up the edge you are a pesky little [ __ ] so you thrown a grenade at dude what do you do y-yes let's go destroy the PAP PAP go so so that the destroyed PA system get it get get it get the stupid thing to fall oh there go don't let these on me I wish I could've whistle of that and having a car come three good hi I need to accommodate this vehicle I need to comment on you idiot I need to accommodate that vehicle where are you going give me this car get out we are smart thank god you're not an idiot we can have farmer again get up there punch it put it but if you bull oh come on get up get up there I'm the guy in charge I'm another Freemason I didn't three you here we are this is why I didn't want to go out of a car guys look at how many people are sailing right here it's like 40 guys right we're going straight into the building that's how you [ __ ] get it done I say destroy the p8 design I didn't I did the PA systems not destroy Scott damn it come on that wasn't so awesome the jobs people trapped in scratch when you decide let's graph anywhere PA system fully functional great uh Frank sorry long as I can take it around on everything will be fine alright blue this one right here I'm on okay don't you dare don't do it what just suddenly exploded nothing exploded of it exploded so maybe hold on us we're hearing reports of job holy [ __ ] so oh my god how am I still alive I don't know don't just so many explosive barrels everywhere one of my gorillas died there's only one what's up here last one up there get in here I'm gonna drive straight into it close that on lid I'm not easily throw grenade in there who move I want to hurt anybody I recently adopted shokran all it's going to ram this [ __ ] bigot bills god-given come on get rid of it alright well we have to get out oh [ __ ] god damn I'm not a light post over wait still kill it enough time I got enough time still no get off the [ __ ] console game over down I went collect the scraps kill captain Gunnarsson I'm going to tell captain Gunnarsson now do the [ __ ] captain gunnerson what a fake name that is too right yep are you going go don't let that son of a gun go gotta do this out of your dad I don't know why everyone's still working I'm still going about their daily business like what are you doing let him know trying to get away is that what I'm understanding here you become sleep Harriet this captain Garth oh dude oh no oh no missiles oh where am I I made it okay captain gummerson that's allowed as help we're gonna take this down to my lab agenda what do you got wait wait what [ __ ] oh [ __ ] with the mission no god damn it oh my god I got my stuff my [ __ ] I got like wedged into the oh that sucks I got wedged is I couldn't get out of the [ __ ] car the rally's about to start give me up the grape-nuts are on your map I drove in there and got wedged in they couldn't leave my vehicle oh my [ __ ] god that's so annoying I got sardine cans into the corner and I couldn't no it's broke the cart rolling in we're running out of time I'm on my way god damn it and I didn't know he was gonna drive away like annoying no well good I did it so well last time do I did such a good [ __ ] job I'm actually angry about that [ __ ] look at this I'm so [ __ ] just tilted about that the miners of dusters did I'm so [ __ ] on tilt right now the rallies about to start the coordinates are on your mind I don't want this stupid car I can't believe it that was like a 20 minute mission and I Kenny I get stuck in a corner and I can't get out of the car and then finally I glitch out of the car and a guy gets away what a lot of [ __ ] person's company is rolling in we're running I'm on my way I don't know why I keep going for that dumb car damn it damn it damn it damn it all right just get it done like there's no don't be like angry get it awesome job no I didn't I can't cook it up for us a complete [ __ ] mic somebody shook the coin machine and we're on tilt I've lost control slow it down I'm comin full panic mode opening trinkets [ __ ] neck do it make us nice and clean five thousands using the paper guys we're to lure miners to the site maybe I'll destroy those feet Hynix on speaker can we go make a clean one don't get in that you mean this thing give it give me this car who's gonna drive around the outskirts Oh that guy's video I'm going to go right into this right into it blow it out the dumb thing is just I'm just panicking stop the price [ __ ] to charge bounce doc I can stop panicking let me know the car I'm again there's a car back debits are diegetic it's gotta get this guy car bad guy constable I come with a guy card you stupid [ __ ] what do you think what are you thinking what are you thinking if I just died right there I would have had a meltdown we're hearing reports of casualties three speakers down nope hey my mummy is listening is Festival one more and then we got to go get capture the bad guy let's be on the road with a car that's not a piece of [ __ ] not eating wonderful sister Jeremy bigot you idiot stop doing it stop hitting me get me in the buggy stop talking hitting your master [ __ ] dumb people you can't keep doing that to me oh did you see just walking in my way oh all right don't [ __ ] this up I have plenty of charges and it's going to get over here and then the Calum and then kill him get out of the way nice take it Ryder I can't you can't save gum in the ignition easy easy huge right ear got plenty of time areas driving backwards he's driving to me no don't you dare don't you [ __ ] dare give me in the machine get in this I don't want to get in quick go go go go go go go go go go go in the giant slab a tile don't let him get away you can't get away I got it this thing it's such a sloppy car it's too sloppy right oh yes he's not dead Crafton well done these workers have learned an important lesson today happen together double dry these butchers off too much man I wasn't dead oh okay heart pounding comedy I'm gonna move it I love it I swing it and I hurt myself that stupid I'm just killing the car off one by one now she's driving like a Model T now we should oh great you don't know your own strength alright that's my reward for beating that mission time to go more over here do the water war put in for the rocket launcher this game is [ __ ] fun man this is a great game I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to finish so like I'm like I'm having a full blast right now and that good we got a tip that someone's moving five million documents arrived on the career and get that in come on nobody in this car whatever I need this one have fun video game I'm going to do this right now because it's was this yeah we'll do this at home right here close enough don't ruin the experience by playing that second one so it the factor really is that bad huh kind of the guys must be the courier follow the courier to the destination track the courier and stop him before he delivers his information once the courier is dead collected data and gets the alert level to green to complete your objective well it's in zones of slow this thing lead up to blow up they're gone we've gotten you got away how to crash I didn't know that's what I had to do now we're back down really man for himself and remand for stuff second one isn't that bad is nothing like this one is a huge disappointment that's too bad the bad guy hell are you doing here like a sink houses are safe huh first red side okay so this is what I don't understand so somebody explain this to me red faction was a first-person shooter that was kinda nice just like a mediocre first-person shooter this is what I get I play I think I remember playing that game we're seeing somebody play it and it was nothing like this that's why I never gave any de sequels like a look at all because I remember the first two games or something was like a weird fps and we're in line like this is the safe house I think it's a stylish man what's up this is moving around like crazy a house arrest rescue captured colleges do it men right there Red Faction 1 is amazing I guess I just I just don't remember I just thought it was like a mediocre FPS I never really gave it like much thought that sounds like a break in to play action moment a story shooter Red Faction - with a slightly less boring shooter Red Faction for Armageddon is awful the entire game takes place in caves yeah I can only imagine like I don't know so what they just made this game and they were like wow that was really fun and cool ideas and stuff and then that is that's it what is the thing you came to me what the hell is this what punch birth convoys try to cut that way out of my way the magnet that was fun all right let me I got to figure out something to do right now is there way to drag the map around without it like ripping around like crazy like this I feel like if I even barely touch it like shoots around I guess you can click to move do this one you get really cool unique weapons like a traffic on them we can walk into don't hit him with us know what hello Kelly Gunderson hasn't helped EDF troops are holding hostages at the bottom of the pit and then kill him if you don't hurry throat-clearing stream I mean I do have an issue with that leg lately I do have a throat clearing issue lately good for you sorry sorry about that bottom of the pit you got it hostages in this house Mariette I can't go that far did you seriously just do that what the [ __ ] man what are you thinking for me that his own friends until the hostage but nobody outside I like the shooting through the shooting the game fun does a good shoot feel to it I'm done with out of ammo I'm okay like I'm spring-loaded that guy's internal organs with spring-loaded hope we got no there's no people in here I think there's two people in here on this one just give me a second to untie you who's out there how many I'm in the house helping you get a gun pick up a gun and then make your way into the car please still though there's no that's the only one left that's fine actually though I wanted to throw this weird thing over here then home to own to unit don't go over there did it drive over that and pick up all the stuff get in area police a little bit oh [ __ ] you know get out new car get out get whoa don't die don't die we need a new car this car alright good make it in we're good sure is so tight this turns up it wasn't made for beetles like me to get up this house closed you have to be able to get out of the complet probe real you look like doesn't this takes place in like [ __ ] 2035 EE tanks can't go faster than us with the right the current did I get credit for that don't destroy it I want to get out of the car though I am gonna get out of the car No I would pick up the scraps that came out of there but I don't want to get exploded when I got to take them all the way back big hook I'm going to take them all the way back to Parker and that would really want to do what's happening here I got to drive to other country l-leave God that's fun the closer safehouse is there Swearengen holy [ __ ] we're going all the way up here well that's fine we're not going to Parker we're going up smoking car inches away from being on fire like a quarter of an inch of this things going rap over here the clutter and black that was a hammer and hello duck say hug five girl actions complete unlock proximity mines this is the upgrade so that's kind of cool proximity mines are never my thing though because remote detonation I can determine what I'm going to blow it up which is more interesting to me than anything else alright Jeremy I really enjoy watching this well that's because I really enjoy playing it so expect absolutely for this different like tomorrow not tomorrow on Tuesday we are going to play through until I'm bored and who knows how long that's gonna take it might not happen I might want to play people again really enjoyed watching Red Dead Redemption I beat a ibuprofen I beat all of Red Dead Redemption and the deal never going to play this again that is not true I am very much happy and having fun today all right I got 418 how much do I need to be approximately mines of 250 level one armor alright alright shatters - should I save up and get the rocket launcher or is that just a waste of Salvage cos Salvage comes but it doesn't combat readily increase the damage you can take armor it's good we don't get a shiny weapon though alright we'll be safe let's get armor cops will make the EDFA twice and I would do ammo but I can no I need ammo for this bad remote charge count no I'm going to the next thing I'm going to do is charge your increases because I feel like I'm running out of these I'll take the armor donuts for sure the [ __ ] was that we intercepted a message regarding troop deployment to the artillery base find the car let's go hang it up there I don't think I can hey I can do it so what's the benefit like smashing the ground applause if I break enough of these my gonna unlock another item that's what it seems like a lot of stuff in the game is tied to if you complete random tasks and you unlock the random stuff get scrapped it's just two sources crap so it's not like I'll destroy 50 leaves and you get like unlock something is it gonna kill me I feel like it might so I'm gonna save and I'm too lazy to walk all the way down no I'm fine it's just a good amount scrap okay we could have taken yo see Esther real clarity okay what's next or it's part of the best way to get money what all these guerrilla action help the Red Faction by completing the objectives you know hostage rescue there's a mission up there we're going to go hostage rescue and then we're going to do the mission up here actually that is load under that we want to be buggies you just get a good amount scrap okay that's cool what about B it's like junk files that's what I need to be doing that right don't I need to be doing this [ __ ] like the very beginning tutorial is like break stuff always this is the very beginning story break a bunch of random [ __ ] okay you guys you can tell that I like a game when I start to do stuff like this what are the chances of me saving all the hostages 0% once I start caring about I make sure I collect as much as rap as I can so you can tell today the game is like piqued my interest very much so the Nelson there swinging animation is really good too I like it I like it a lot but he didn't notice what it does what happened what happened what do you either break it up there's something Marauder I didn't even I didn't hear anything I'm just collecting scrap let me just play my world of warcraft game you know junk there was a marauder audio clip playing well they have like super mutants in this union something that what I'm hearing going against the super mutant there we go the structure up there destroy and in or facility and a box oh it's so fun to hit things it is look look how much fun that was I can't go look I can't go to Home Depot and go do that in one of the aisles I can do it here is my arm I got into care base camp where you don't have good dental wasn't a dental thing what are you guys talking hi mister musician I see I'm so interested in this game that I'm not even paying attention to anything else I'm like looking at the chat sometimes I'm having fun getting stuff with a [ __ ] hammer cereal Luke Luke the loose breaker thanks with a $1 germ I had to buy these dips to tell you you missed my bits just before you took a break to go get coffee well you use those bits tell me about the bits that I didn't get in the bits and then put those bits in my pocket and then I'll tell you about this take this thing down timber ah what stress relief I'm so glad that didn't fall this way that would have been a disaster the idiom you know trying to sabotage the wind farm we can't just leave them there go to the wind farm get the hostages grin head the area a tribalism and let's try to get both of them now I'm not going to do anything really that stupid I want to free the hostages wind farm alright let's make this as clean as weekend [ __ ] clean cleaned it up okay you okay I'm here to help you give me a second I'll have you out of here get a gun can you have one guy left over here be careful when you on your way out which guy right ere nobody been in there he's right there thank God Cupid month oh we gotta go munch get its shortcut shortcut shortcut come on through down here down it fun let's go let's go go go no stupid idiot any surrounded by idiots surrounded by idiot and you're running up there don't be a hero [ __ ] I got you guys Oh yes yes where they killed Chuck get it what is happening guess that I get it down quick first pitch with mining material [ __ ] man this game is perfect I don't think I'll ever play another game that's as good as this one I'm not sure about that oh sure we need to get a car is that car that is a car it's coming in real hot yeah get it please stop okay stop it all right [ __ ] you buddy giving it holy [ __ ] okay what how is that EDM just arrested some people trying to sabotage the wind that was that was too close to it what you could say is carnage perfect game I never thought I was going to find on a game of my life that I would be like well that's that game perfect and it's possible it's possible it may have been may have found it you say there's a perfect video game that I will argue that to anybody that wants to argue this has like the in the insane dumb [ __ ] and like from GTA mixed with like destructible entire environments from like battlefield and like more on AI thank a case in point right there it is like it has GTA pedestrian AI perfect [ __ ] game you don't get any better than that alright let me try to let let's try to make this [ __ ] clean lead to get everybody in that garbage truck like quickly before all this goes to [ __ ] somebody's going to [ __ ] it die there we are comes the whole entire crew I'm [ __ ] dead god damn it no no no no that was a mistake I didn't to do that it we're gonna reload what was it 26 1 okay you're gonna get arrested some people trying to sabotage the windfall oh my god can they all fit in the garbage for I'm driving straight into the house other than home run that was like that was a cricket match I've every her into the ground so far that was a tennis ball she turned into a [ __ ] tennis ball right they'll fit in here while I'm driving straight in I have to I have to call some kind of makeup we're for the wind tunnel with fine I'm going to get a straight shot turn here fast straight shot right through the front of the building here we are alright hostages that right no more like [ __ ] time to go shoot a goddamn gun face let's go back up right in the perfect spot two guys clean you're still here for the second day you all right I'm gonna untie you that we're getting out of here into the car let's go before everyone gets here did you get on the passengers you in the back you wearing with gentlemen you win get it get in the car get in the car get in get in before it gets insane get in the car get inside of this car oh my god you idiot please get in the car you're not going to make me fail this get in get in the car stop shooting at the enemy please get in we mean there's no space how could it be no space no we got to leave her I got a leader device I don't care she can't get in the back of the garbage truck she can't I'll get in the back of the truck and what is the [ __ ] throw clock tell me you can't get in the back no I can't shoot off the window either that's dog [ __ ] it's full of garbage we'll sit back there lean on the old dirty diaper ism of what the work is going to happen Dave no laundry perks no games still perfect game is still perfect that I'm sorry like I don't mad at funny shut lady that's okay I'll remember that for next time so right after scrap we showed the people have 332 I can get the arc welder I really want that bill fine enough I want the arc welder right now will you shoot me in the face all right where are we going here I'm gonna say let's go down here let's destroy this stuff throw my my broom closet be just a mammal how good this game actually was honest to god man it's I'm so I'm so happily surprised at how fun this is Liberia 2077 next 130 bucks ten out of ten the quality stream wicked hard not to piss myself but for God's sake save the frigging hostages I tried I was trying they wouldn't give she wouldn't get in the garbage car but thanks a lot like they're 30 bucks very kind of you thank you so much I'm sure you don't dry I know it's already got it on the late point it does have machine guns man how do I use them whoo-hoo this game is turning to twisted metal so cool alright let's celebrate clean machine gun looks dark ha play twisted metal honk scream do you think we can do one other long-term four or five years ago wasn't there no one and excuse me that is a concentration of aura we're not going to pick on way too many of them we do not go how does it car there's so many here apparently or homicide ha ha ha what you put the [ __ ] is this thing buddy my [ __ ] alien what are these [ __ ] aliens what the [ __ ] is happening right now huh ETS is sending reinforcements to Parker stop Carnegie but Parker send reinforcements to me this is like three guy I'm trying to lure them over here oh [ __ ] are we on the same team no we are well like on the same team everybody hates the alien this is crazy I had to that society to do something where'd they go up here I have to kill this guy gotta wear drop drop something was that like a magic wand yet okay didn't have anything that was kind of ridiculous College I've I got like crept up upon by those guys he didn't drop anything as a guy he had a magic wand in his hand they're like it's lightning staff like a Warcraft staff I blow it up and we've got surfaces [ __ ] off really like we doing this right now I have [ __ ] to do that again I got things to do I don't have time for this I lost the magic wand I've been like I could have cast it like magician spells and stuff that's so unfortunate all right well whatever let's go pick up that last league plasma pick up that last like virus you walk into my pathway once people abandoning itself I'm going to get rid of this this is a thing for me or support earth earth to the fourth mark PDF we go get rid of that we take this thing off that's true in a problem again crap enough that's where I got to go the nano rifle is the best Ford is useful have what's before in G we went hired me your name I don't know I need to go it like some [ __ ] know that guy I stand with that guy anyway that is no way he's getting up that much all right let's try it go for a liberation here three and get this get this Erico hopefully the who fall on me don't panic get down oh-oh-oh I'm so glad the kids pull you out of the car in this game and this is apparently how what they were doing I guess that's how we're going to do it how many seven I think that's going to be enough I should get it into that and send it out liberate scraps time - no I can't I can't just go reinforcements are in yeah that's out of here this game looks so much fun it is so much fun highly highly recommend this game if you're looking for just like straight up a fun [ __ ] game to play how much is this game like please solidify the 100% recommendation place how much is this I don't know how much this can't be more than like 10 or 20 dollars names like five bucks is on sale 20 bucks it's worth it for $20 absolutely this game was still like 30 bucks I think I'd be still worth it helipad well need more than that dad yeah I need more than that I don't have enough I don't think you can't just like shoot it right well actually I could do this I'm going to take our time with this one apparently where did you all come from you came out of nowhere but again stuff that's inside alert alright destroy this c'mon take off the support structures come pick up the beam really get underneath like the ring and just not breaking wires get rid of that gorilla reinforcements good another theme one would be miniature go down yeah alright we're done but there's still like I still can't do it come on get her to the soup don't let it land on you oh my god you [ __ ] thing come on get down get down how's it going four sets got it nope didn't get it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I got it No [ __ ] [ __ ] oh oh whoa well you're on the roads each month this is that was intense I can't believe I made it up I got to get one more of the structures that they're all going to wrap around again here we go God is the one will beam get it get this big oh yeah you [ __ ] stupid things drop drop for Christ's sake I know yay all right okay I watched the guys behind the porta potti now I'm have many much ammo left insect collecting stuff new plan new plan got it I think that guy digestion is just okay this graphic wrote it try to kill one or two these guys how you do it there what enjoy your place ins help I mean one things you've got up here and the mission let's go back I have enough scrap now to maybe do some work this shortcut Humvee strat yeah it's the way to do it and it's more over there they get it that's how you get liberated get up there I wanted to be far too an explorer 52 rocket launcher that's what I'm going to get next or producer rocky launcher or more ammo for the charges I'm not sure hey I will shoot the charges on your car really at again let's do come from thank you for your sacrifice there an upgrade sledgehammer if there is that I'm going to get it get in the car are you staying up here you probably should give another big 12 athletes not to get in the car well you know and that's okay goodbye real deal later thank you for participating [ __ ] outta here come on make it happen make it happen huh dammit I tried I tried I couldn't do it in time I didn't lose out on anything the bridge was too strong ork joke - doesn't work like that yeah I didn't have any charges left just trying to go for the insanity all right uh so at 4:44 half done David I had to come on have a chance let's do let me go let me go I'm going to do the smart thing smart thing is not get the rocket launcher yet to increase stamina yeah but those sensors Mason remote charge ammo I'm going to do this one because I mean the rocket launcher is cool but I keep running out of this let's go with this remote charge ammo you go and explore the outskirt areas you can find a weird pull arm yeah I got to do the smart thing plenty of time to grind for Salvage than you that's my world man on me how many connections have now see we have a convoy on radar then looking to be headed to the artillery base red six and eight you're the closest I need to go to the thing so I have 18 I'm asking now clarity that okay that was worth it that's going to keep me around for so much longer admission financially stable yeah pretty much here we're going to go we'll go over here look at all this nonsense we'll go this bill live right here and then go to Mission 401k three I definitely in-game I have about four hundred four hundred forty four dollars it's not very much but I'd be willing to be your account not really I'm not I'm not that great liberation is non-negotiable the drones have seized and fortified the dust Town Hall someone needs to level that place okay I'll do it I'm here I'm here to drive my buggy up the front stairs come on roomie shower inside oh Jesus whoa all right now we're inside get the [ __ ] out of the way get out of here yes god oh god - uh a golfer ah once this is like a [ __ ] tough place to do a chant can't make jokes here I still have 30 right that went through still right yeah it didn't go okay [ __ ] around there I say that I'm like as I [ __ ] flip the damn thing over I'm like looking over at Chatham Mike what if you saying now I need another car Oh Lord the kid is here face no jokes a lot sometimes you have to have a no jokes a lot part of the stream and like that what we're going to do now is that here comes that folks you have to come it you can turn it over our house if it's like GTA we even hold the button mountain I deduce you can big truck no I can't like sneak in there stupid idiot you idiot I could have broke that guy's leg everybody told you not to run into the base I know but I don't learn I'll never learn you guys think I'm going to learn no way how many bought if I driven into now okay let's not be an idiot computers tactically check me right now I'm already getting shot at I'm going to do this tactically we're going to sneak with our Ghostbusters ghost trap alright those guys have dangerous [ __ ] things over there that's hot oh my god ball-ball got dinner because one Wow we have to be a [ __ ] mole here guys time to be the mole have a mole we do it go whole entire game is behind me what ah [ __ ] Oh get the [ __ ] console off tactical I mean that place is like insane how am I supposed to get rid of that maybe I can't do that yet this is like a super base for nearly 35 people they're like sure together at the same time I think we're gonna have to understand just barreling through mm-hmm I don't think I'm supposed to be doing this yet I need like better weapons but you know you're gonna bet they think that they won't stop me we got one down already I'm thumb I aint [ __ ] up this stuff we're going right in the front door and I'm going to destroy the whole thing blushing just watch me just watch me at [ __ ] watch me that's [ __ ] Washington boys and girls derecho liberated so much crap here one more over here son guerilla mode activated whoo what do you have my hiding spot get out of here oh yeah I felt scared like that dude I think still needs to go down I gotta go in there with a hammer oh that's a problem I gotta get in there with a hammer boys and girls cross the hammer I just found our liberation tool it is Dora go around go around there's 3,000 people there oh [ __ ] soon one going to get a different approach what happens all right there we go oh that's not this thing is slow Dehradun take it down boss 0 CL n victory don't we stop by the mall okay now we got to go away again you got propaganda to take down too guerilla join variable good luck with help we got little guy in there easy I gotta go take down the propaganda perfect oh that's too much fun awesome all right it worked I think that was a success boys and girls I guess I guess I get to being shaped I mean I can't get all my or still being shape that's fine follow me all the way up there and over here that guy didn't do a [ __ ] I appreciate the effort though my friend well that was a that was close but he didn't hit me with decrement now we're gonna get escape over here you got the key we're going to go down around the corner State don't die from this Wow good when I have one exploded bomb oh I just detonated a bomb isstill had one charge that's so stupid somebody got hurt by that I try a free kick appreciate it lose the cops I was referring on your mounting Freedia officers wait there's another one oh dude don't get me another one even a row you telling okay okay okay out of the frying pan and into the frying pan no no no no no bad idea oh you know bad idea out of the fire into the frying pan whatever that saying is lay low writer if you can't take the heat stay in a frying pan exactly lay low in sky yeah let me like lay low out in the open that one guy he can see me this is one guy with his sight I'm not even sure I can kill this guy from this far away I guess I can there's a guy behind oh my lord fine got you into the iron side here we go that's better this children it's time to kick frying pan and chew frying pans who can still see me we're not still doing this right there we are alright now that on metal gear solid yellow now we're on metal gear solid orange yellow there's a courier transporting data on EDM corporate dealings we've got and the mission over here a lot to do there's a bunch of random missions to do the hostage rescue mission I'm not doing that one right now I got to pee again give it means give me the beacon I don't know what am I thinking please some refinery workers spinner order red super shipping take the comb from Congress I don't have any charge on Department and could not carry out such an operation without a track I need to refill my a moment I got a free let me go pee let me save it I'm gonna have to lay where you do this let me just pee and then save I will be right back P streamer activated you which what hi there I don't hear anything what happened is he still around it's he by the way there's a strange title make any sense call them the custodian like that's makes sense right like I'm like cleaning up the [ __ ] town I'm like sweeping [ __ ] up I don't think that makes any sense I said I thought it might make sense [ __ ] I didn't even get any coffee ah oh well time to deal it ok that's good so has the audio oven ok haven't been able to monitor it is the game audio like too loud or is it in a good spot where you guys think it's good good start huh make it mighty with lon okay all right let's move this over here come back I'm gonna have to restart the game unfortunately you can see I am very happy but that would mean just somebody in my house we're talking about saved it already had to go back to main menu I said land game it's been a while cuz I've heard that terminology window Oh floss keep that thing weird oh hello game when I just did this one I keep thinking this guy is on fire I think the drones are starting to get the message what did I want to do mmm I could just do the red look at all that all that gold let's just do the regular mission obtain Red Faction orders let's do this one but I'm going to have on my ammo everything Cosette we're good we're good take the buggy good mission everybody in the chat is in your house well I don't think I could fit two thousand people in here a little more than two thousand people would not fit in the puzzle I'm sure I could you know what maybe I'd no no way I'm trying to think if I put every single person like single-file next to each other's stuff that shows the shoulder we're talking closet space we're talking basement we're talking every single inch of my house maybe like 325 people would fit into it no more than that not maybe less than 200 and maybe if you guys like sat down so some if you guys like with lying on the ground like just right like like toy-soldier straight lying like a pencil on the ground and I just piled you on top of each other sure like sure like someone you would die like the ones that were on the bottom would die like the two layers at the very bottom of like the human layer cake with like nine stacked I would probably be dead I might be able to get like five with 650 and this is a gas station so it happen not what I had in mind we're setting up a new base of operations in the badlands I want to be in the middle cache of weapons if they're paid more money to go ahead we've hidden hided well enough the Marauders found it and made off with our weapons our trackers Marauder have a hideout near this location your job is to find it the Marauders have been out here a long time I love don't have much Intel all we know is that there's damage I mean I might feel like a broken record really hostile but I really really like this game a lot they've spotted a morado vehicle I follow it and see where it goes that means I need your dumb vehicle with no you're not gonna give me three cars are here let me take this good thing we liberated Parker I have never played this game know as you guys asking the chat I have not played this temperature this is the only time I've ever played any chance been doing multiplayer um hi I don't know that's it scared of this [ __ ] this is free right this is free left okay I didn't hit that guy I missed I didn't hit that guy to not even come close dating that guy oh that guy's got a big gun oh I just can't UK are you telling me that thing that Paul hit me in the head and and like stuff me down like they were they were putting [ __ ] gun powder into a musket well whatever they've spotted am Erato be full and see where it goes through the step all piled roasting just buried by a head into the ground all of the leaf but that one's dead I can get the other I think I give too much credit to I get way too much credit the unity the law slide into this [ __ ] you know it's [ __ ] ignition is going way back cause I just total chaos eventually it's going to go down and I don't even have to worry about my health oh you're that five and I can collect it in the car that one I got still [ __ ] alive at a column in now let's all be gone make this happen that one scrap not really so much or over here too one more mental here I make that by all right one more the stupid thing I can hit it with a wrench well that was nothing that I was just crushed down on my head liberated let go take cover I know really it's like this find them Radha's on sometime I can get the scrap up there there's lots of it the whole field of it a little rainbows and scrap one sick anymore someone jumped up here there we go if I fail the mission I have to do this all over again well don't worry I ain't going to fail it you have any [ __ ] faith in me at all come on you're going to fail this mission of need first right there those go to little spores jumped out I get them isn't it let's go one more for good luck there and that's - I got a lot of crap that's good I'm happy with it I need another car this thing's a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] the thing is like run down at this point you fit the temps on the mission no because I'm going to save it right here [ __ ] I can't well whatever I'm just not going to bail it I'm not going to fail the mission i'ma do it first right I do need to find another car part right here he'll this one belongs to anybody it's close enough if they spot you this mission is over blammo base or outgrows nearby that's it what's this bread what stretch what's the rest what is happening what about what's going on why is it the bread Rises pop G what the [ __ ] happened know what the egg do what a buddy what was the red on the map like what's even going on what the [ __ ] could follow what those in the middle of nowhere oh my god we're sitting it just okay the he's just I got that's close enough oh now what we're going to cover your [ __ ] minivan with red and get up all your didn't get him you had four seconds what the [ __ ] was that [ __ ] and now I got to do that you know nobody's gonna buy it like what a crock is [ __ ] find the Marauders oh hey Joe Joe Joe you got close it up go hurry up go quick are you didn't go fast enough what happened I told you to go if they spot you this mission is over this is a podracer going they must have a base or outpost nearby you need to pull back before they spot you watch out football so what was his name football booster Bob alsa who is the guy that ran the pod racing thing SIB all of us like you can't see me right now give me a break that [ __ ] tailing mission you're gonna go into a portal you're gonna be portals in this game man that wasn't it's not gonna believe this the Marauders drove right through a rock show you again what must be a hologram but did they get that technology what did I do go in there and see that you can find out I thought I was supposed to do that those do time travel find the Marauder babe so much stuff over here there it is I found the Marauder vehicles but no Mirotic's on again I want to drive it the entrance to their base must be nearby find it how does this thing work of other things crazy Oh that shoots something no don't you get back in the car there's the entrance kukuku we're not designed to go around pipe corn we're going to make it work this must be be careful Mason it could be a trap okay I brought the vehicle back I guess that's why they left it all right I'm in oh no this whole place is coming down close different location you might be in the old old ore mining complex it was abandoned decades ago after the first rich guy but the fight is taught myself a problem we're gonna be so angry what is doing that like III think I did that search for the missing weapon cache assume it's over there did I put just enough stress on this building for this to be a problem missing weapons cache I guess I need boxes I mess it up here okay well where's the weapons cache I like it up there start taking the building out yeah I don't know is it going to bomb in here though I love a thing up here not have a go myself this way that's not smart I don't know why I'm doing that I'm getting some interference that was weird did they add like a supernatural element to this game at this point is it actually like funny goofy scary alien okay [ __ ] god damn it it was like a way to go I go over this way up here alright keep speaking in tongues like a gas leak something about the park or no one need to not say that now what maybe come all the way out here for nothing this looks like a building to crash through I better not [ __ ] this up I don't want to have to do this whole thing again spooky voice is actually pretty eerie though I'm not gonna lie doesn't sound like EDF to me he went walking to someone they park her in here majestic that sound pretty easily do these explode okay there it is pick up the artifact I've got some kind of device here I've never seen anything like it here's where I get this is where I'm gonna get in trouble we spotted hideous yeah stop corner say again I'm losing you oh this is where that gets swarmed by the Marauders and I'm going to be in deep [ __ ] yeah mm-hmm get out alive I get through here Sam you there don't lose this I'm gonna be so how to divide I'm the old old tor mines the commander wants you to look it over just the ones I followed in there guys down there current so do you care don't [ __ ] die no jumping I'll jump in fall for the ceiling like an idiot guaranteed help you [ __ ] and that'll happen you just kiss your friend what a disrespectful thing to do get me out alive when you guys wrapped around all the way do you okay get out Thanks I love it it's my Padre I jump on the pod racer and know it's going to run by that's that absolute certain death take it slow Wow what in the name of what are the name of how was I supposed to know that we're going to Padres out and now we're not actually we're not going to do that the 80s were moving in force on your position get off flipping you down Oh business disinterest this is new okay bye that was interesting okay see ya hey let me just drop the nuke over there okay I'm going the point let's take them around a car and run well I made it up fine I'm fine we're not dead no one's chasing us we don't have any problem we're completely problem free missions like that we can't [ __ ] around I can't stick around I am going to do what I'm supposed to do because that mission I don't want to do it again because you saw what happened like when I tried to attempt it three times propaganda at ahead I love the jumping swinging it's so much fun just to run 30 miles that's not necessarily true I'll find a car see found one I don't know if it works but I found a car no that's a broken-down dump truck that thing is not going to work unfortunately that sucks trying to look the warning signs hey we got a mind though what a Dark Souls had vehicle that would be a completely different game I wanted to get these anyway mech I can get a mech I'm glad the gang keeps it interesting long enough for you to find and care about upgrades because the one thing is Dave right off the bat we're like there's like a giant [ __ ] helicopter that you can rain hell down no he's like actually I got I gotta use the hammer actually have to use this thing I wanna still being looked at the threat alert and then I'll be right on them we're going to get to a stopping point here soon distribute about four hours a little bit longer get to a good stopping position because I'm absolutely going to continue to play them on the next frame for sure to be so much better with flying vehicles but it might not be it might not be that much better because if you're in the air I mean if there's no threat or danger or no I mean destroying buildings is fun from the ground from the air though might be too easy oh [ __ ] nothing happening can I make us I don't think I can make this jump but like that there is a car there though that is that is a car I wish you would get up here all right easy easy buddy [ __ ] low down man don't you dare knock this [ __ ] away from me come on there's Marauders over there two dead guys driving get me in the car let me in the car hit him Carson yes I can I don't get in one of these parts get out get out of the car get the [ __ ] out of the car I can't get in this [ __ ] why why give me one of the cards I can't get in I'm so [ __ ] I don't need oh I already booked I've got like a red face don't you dare jovan me over - they won't get out of it hard try to run me down trying to run me down guys put it sitting duck Jimmy in the car fleet oh yeah get in and hear these [ __ ] cars don't know Oh Oh yeah sure we made it I actually did it thank God holy [ __ ] that was [ __ ] insane all my brain hurts oh we did it thank the Lord congratulations get the artifact - Sam Sam take it how he goes what is gracious you know what this thing is maybe I'll need some time all right just holler if I can give you a tough that was intense got it local madman Cross's desert with 18 cars chasing them we have an actual cutscene here coming SATCOM from the hydra earth defense fleet I need a status report general what's going on down there intelligence confirms action gorilla is in possession of the Nano forge the insurgent has been identified as Alec Mason he apparently acquired the device in the offshore mining facility is the foreign key operational has it been replicated yeah like that's like that's the image they use that's the video they use intelligence believes a lot of it you don't have any other footage of me doing something battalions are preparing a counter-attack as we speak and I look right in the camera like oh [ __ ] they got wasted this entire operation under my command why wasn't I advised not to pay protocol while the terrorists weaponized the Nano forge you will transmit drop zone coordinates when the Hydra is ready to deploy in force go bailout her this game looks the same everyone is kind of the bald head with a little bit of scruff don't you know back in like 2009 when this game came out every protagonist had to be bald guy kind of low think maybe like a shaved head butt of some scruff that was every main character in every character in every video game it's important all right I think this is probably a good place to stop let me just take a look I get it saved and is that what we got here yeah I've been going about four hours rough scruff I need to get some food never stop streaming I actually changed every single day this week so that was them haven't done that in a while we started with five days in a row my head didn't I didn't take a break at all this whole week well I mean Wednesday was only like an hour but still I I'm going to tell you something right now this this is a is a great game I'm having a ton of fun so we absolutely are going to play this again on Tuesday we're Tuesday is going to be this way to continue for sure this is probably one of my favorite games that I've played on stream and probably like a month or two like it's been like a while since I've had like I've been like I remind the or this is so much fun it's really good so we'll see you on Tuesday with more Red Faction gorillas and I will see you guys later thank you so much everybody for hanging out check you soon much love daily stream game Korra and if there is multiplayer so like if the server's still work maybe we could try to do that like at some point next week but as always Oh will and blam blam thanks for the 15 bucks sleep tight Thank You Lin Lin and thank you to all the subs all three subs all you guys you guys are [ __ ] awesome and good night Italy see you soon [Music] this isn't why I came to Mars in her a suit a shovel caring 1,400 passengers I just went to the [ __ ] moon good night everybody [Music] [Music]

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Length: 237min 45sec (14265 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 12 2017