Jerma Streams - PAC-MAN WORLD Re-PAC

hey what's up what's going on we said that the sponsors were still in the description yeah well whatever that's fine i uh that i fixed it sorry stop what it's a free ad no i mean look hey they supported that show okay that's i'm fine with that i don't care you got a mustache uh what do you think do you think it's still there what do you think should we do another vote hmm we could yeah i mean you can't if you guys want to bet on this you absolutely can i just want to let you know that i have this is on you if you bet and you lose and you lose all your channel points i'm that's not on me that you decided to do that you don't have i would not bet on this if i this could be anything this is actually just flipping a coin in the air you have no idea i'll just do a regular fall don't need to do it bad well there it is all right is it there oh okay i have nothing to do with this i'm just saying if you get mad at me after this if i open up the chat over here and i look over and i'm like dude what the fuck like you fucking scammed me out of my point no i didn't do anything this is i'm not telling you to do this somebody said this is easy points you how would you know you wouldn't really know that it was easy because you don't know if it's there are you kappa in right now i'm not going to tell you anything because the the vote the poll is still up so i'm not going to say anything to you can we get some more gif emotes as sub emotes i'm i'm i'm the worst streamer on twitch in regards to this kind of stuff i just i don't know emotes and new things i i i there hasn't been a new sub emote i think i have like a hundred slots and like 24 of them are taken up right now maybe i just i don't know i did but what would they even be you know okay here's the thing about emotes in emo slots i don't know if i had this opinion years ago leather jacket i fucking clicked on the button to start a prediction and it blew screen to my computer okay well wait did it pull is it over all right hold on them hold that thought hold that thought is it still there all right is the is the voting closed okay here we go you guys ready oh is it still there oh god is it still there no it's gone sorry everybody if you voted that it is there it's not there anymore it was it got it was so gross i had to get rid of it i'm sorry it was just it was causing me physical pain and i know people said dude you have to trim it i i'm not a facial hair person i'm not it looked good i know it looked good on a fucking webcam through the internet which you guys don't understand i have to make this very clear to anybody watching this stream uh it you the the amount of pixels that exist on any type of webcam or camera or anything even just this right here you're not seeing a clear picture of my face you're seeing a kind of clear picture it's good enough it's 480p or 720 or something that's scaled down or scaled up but the issue is you you don't really this blends together a lot for instance huge zit you have you probably probably didn't even notice maybe you did notice that but let me tell you something in real life like if i go in the mirror and i lean in it's it's ghastly it's ghastly but you you just can't see that you can kind of tell there's something there but if i when i had that mustache when it's blurring and blending together from the webcam it looks fine but when i lean in and i'm looking in the mirror and i got a light on i look like a scarecrow i look like the the scarecrow from the wizard of oz it's just like hey it's this these spines that they just point in random directions it looks bad i mean it's ghastly it is dude you look normal you didn't even do a full shave it's still there yes i i yeah but dude okay it's been when was the last time i streamed three days ago two days ago you look like you got smoothed out by a clothing iron that's a really specific compliment and insult together i know exactly what you mean and that's funny uh but anyways yeah okay so when i i shaved two days ago three days ago this is what just happens when it grows back smoothed out by a clothing iron tiny face cam it's not tiny it's a it's a perfectly normal size all right so here's the deal here's what's going on let me explain a few things ah you're a grease ball my hair is wet i took a shower and it's gonna dry in an hour and you're gonna be like whoa what's your hair look like why does here look like shit today it's because it's just wet and it just dries i didn't put any product in my hair i'm going to turn this way and it's going to be like this big poof and people are going to screenshot like zoom in right there see his hairline is going back do you see yeah it is good good i can't wait to be ugly can i tell you i can't wait till i'm a gross old man just sitting there like like skin sagging down like to here i i can't wait till i'm fucking gross and old because i'll tell you well let me when you cross like 30 like 35 yeah i you kind of don't really care that much about oh my okay when i turned 30 on my 30th birthday uh i noticed that i had some thinning hair and i was like no no no no no it can't be no not yet i'm 30. no no no maybe if i can individually give each one of these vitamins dude i would put olive oil in my hair olive oil and tea tree oil i would do like this slurry and i would put it all in my head i'd put olive oil all over my head back when i was 30 31. i was terrified of losing my hair i was like no i can't i can't he can't go uh so i just you know read all these concoctions and oh you know like tea tree oil stimulates hair growth i started drinking a lot of uh you know a lot more water a lot of green tea uh and i mean at some point i kind of just gave up on that i didn't really care anymore so uh after like 35 i'll tell you if you're concerned about kind of your hair if you're if you're a guy and you're concerned about hair loss you go from this mode of oh this can't be happening to me at some point in your in your 20s or your late 20s early 30s whatever it is whenever it starts to thin and then you kind of just go you know what people age who cares people age that's what happens when you turn 30 40 50 age who cares that's fine i don't i don't have a problem with it anymore how come you do the lamest shit when you get back from an event i mean like pac-man what are you talking about pac-man world is is lame i i mean i guess that's your you know this is my first what you don't like pac-man world well i'll tell you chatter this was voted on before the stream started this was voted on by a a bunch of your peers so um you got other people to be upset with your classmates yeah did the olive oil what do you say dude do baseball it's way cooler dude i should just do another baseball stream i actually like want to so bad i so badly want to do that again but it you know whatever you move on the next one but anyways we're going to play pac-man world what was i just talking about there's something i was going to bring up and i don't remember what it was what the hell were you talking about no before here before the hair loss thing it was after mustache and before hair being old now that was part of the hair that's our way all right i got a controller here this is pac-man oops being old showering i don't remember who cares does it really matter at this point the camera yeah we're going to play call to the lamb that was on the pole i'm telling you you had this is very why is it still loud yeah cult of the lamb and sorcery part three are gonna be this week as well as something else that i will be participating in um i don't want to like announce it before somebody else does maybe let me ask let me see if i can just announce it maybe i shouldn't oh fuck i already said it didn't i i already did say it that's right i said it in the pre-stream chat oh oh whatever it i'll if i get confirmation i'll uh formally announce it leak andy no not leak andy all right i'm ready we're gonna play pac-man world uh the lamest thing i've done since baseball uh so let's go ahead and go [Music] start with english okay yes um i have to be really honest i i've put up this facade for a very long time and i'm like coming to terms with it right now i don't care about pac-man at all like i don't really like oh here we go pac-man world everyone let's go all the pac-man music i kind of like don't care about it like i'm sitting there going oh man let's get hyped for pac-man it's a pac-man party i mean i think pac-man's cool but do i think he's this cool i don't think so all right let's turn it up got seen i mean he's cool i i do have i've been pretending to have to play every pac-man game that comes out pac-man made you no that's fair who is hawkman [Music] why is it weird for me to look at right now isn't that weird something's weird about this what is it why is it so different [Music] mom doesn't he have pants on in smash brothers hold on whoa this is actually 3d oh god this is 3d all right hold on probably just got cut off my mind wait hold on what do you look like in smash brothers pac-man smash brothers yeah he does have yeah that's right i get i guess i'm just i just don't remember i don't know why this is so weird for me to look at right now okay i'm back all right welcome to pac-man world over there is the ghost area watch out for ghosts and eat all the pack dots the big dots are power pellets even to power up pac-man and get the ghosts don't get careless power pellet effects wear off after a while yeah i've played [Music] fake fan all right oh wait a minute this is actually pretty sick wait you can break stuff what is b how long does this last all right cool very cool all pac coins [Music] this is a slot metal hang onto it and you'll be dead glad you did later oh you could throw shit [Music] wait you can smoke grenades all right cool what does it have to do be careful pack man there are a lot of enemies up ahead try taking them out with a button okay if you have any pack dots you can press b to perform a pack dot attack you have lots of dots hold to charge a bomb attack [Applause] is there a lock on all right that's pretty fun how do you open chests [Music] what was that [Music] wait this is like a yoshi thing go back go back go back oh did i miss something i mean i'm 100 in the game so i i i feel you [Music] what i missed [Music] oh did i miss something somebody said dollar general andy what does that mean there's bananas up oh they're all opportunities in the trees you're right cool all right let's go oh that yeah that's how you ah all right so that's what i'm missing oh my god it's been so i've been waiting for this game for like 10 years i'm gonna really cherish it i press a to float for the surface [Music] oh all right how do i get down there [Music] oh you can just float [Music] so if you don't if you're not sure if you're not a big pac-man fan oh that's fine this is a remake of an old game for a believe playstation pac-man world i believe was 1998. scream already i've screamed twice in 10 minutes of the stream starting all right ban that guy for as long as it takes for them to understand what they did wrong which is probably two minutes okay press them with a butt bounce the green switch only works one time [Music] what does it do oh all right this is this is cute what's wrong with this this is cute this is cute game this is way better than glover i'll tell you actually what matter of absolute fact this is way better than glover 100 times better and i love glover glover's like one of my favorite n64 games [Music] okay when the switch's effect wears off this one only lasts certain amount of time [Music] just just testing that's a trampoline aim at the center with a butt bounce and bounce into the air but not before i go get the secrets okay oh all right how do i get oh you can do oh i can do a sonic the hedgehog bouts cool this game hard or is this for actual kids [Music] jump at the water surface to do a dolphin jump use it to get items above the water yep what bouncing treasure chest in the water needs something to do that though all right that's fine [Music] what's in here metal dot from the treasure chest metal dots allow you to walk under water while you're metallic you're invulnerable what's that what's the goal what's the actual goal of this game is it like andrew kazooie is it kind of like mars do i have to collect stuff [Music] i think i'm going to beat this game like in the next three hours i think i'm going i'm going for it okay you've reached checkpoint yep started if you have you tried the rev roll hold y and let go you can climb steep hills by using a rev roll really don't i'm gonna you can take those enemies by hitting them with a rev roll that's actually kind of fun oh this game is pretty fun [Music] okay that's a elevator you don't press y to open the gate in front [Music] miss anything i look out you can fall from here hold x while jumping to hang in mid air try if you're about to fall okay you see that oh all right what's this mean let's say two what does that say is that a two did i miss something [Music] blue switches are the strangest switches pressing one lets you press two okay go back and okay that's what it means i get it this game looks pretty decent so far uh yeah it actually kind of does all right fuck all that [Music] what what just happened okay cool all right what does that thing do is there's a button [Music] this is a fruit door there are switches bonus letters and other things to find on the other side sometimes there are even keys to rescue your friends with open all the fruit doors to rescue your friends how do you open the fruit door i need an apple what do i get an apple pressing the yellow switch will cause dots or power pedals to appear oh there we go all right so i have oh that's what i got with my inventory cool let's go the ghost boss park man statue is up ahead see if you can smash it no i missed the finger prop i didn't think we're gonna oh yeah here we go let's do it slot bonus so how do i bet okay i got three coins i have to stop it this is all right we're looking for a banana banana stop what are you doing that wasn't a banana that was not even close that was a fucking lemon idiot banana stop whatever do it again okay so you need to do two one or two before so where's the orange orange okay it's banana orange but what's before banana terry okay cherry stop on cherry what are you talking about i have no idea what's going on can you read i mean can i read all right [Music] did i just made a fucking million dollars what did i just get no miss ten thousand one ten thousand one up all right cool that's a good start corsair's cove episode unlocked oh cool i think your two headphones going for this this is actually kind of fun i'm kind of excited i'm kind of excited pirate ship area [Music] who's your destination all right i guess i'm just gonna do this right [Music] what's this [Music] what is this thing view movies and credits we didn't watch this oh we got to watch the oh we have to see what happens [Music] happy birthday whose birthday is it oh my god that looks good we wouldn't see them up there just pick up a fucking rock and throw it up there who's the dog there's a pac-man dog what [Music] so wait you pac-man has to eat a pellet or a ghost to get hurt what is that what are the rules there though like if i eat a power pellet and i throw a rock at a ghost will it hit will hurt them but do i have to physically bite them well that doesn't make any sense because they just picked they just picked that guy up there's obviously there's a there's this physical stuff going on they're able to touch and pick up things in the world [Music] so you're telling me if i threw that if i if i smash that glass pitcher over a ghost head that they that it's gonna go through them that doesn't make any sense [Music] you're a fake fan i'm just kidding around i'm just messing around i'm just kidding around just messing around just messing around kidding i'm just messing around [Music] okay but what if one of the ghosts okay what if hold on cause i actually have a question [Music] so the ghost when pac-man eats a pellet he turns into the pac-man thing you can eat the ghost turn blue could could a ghost get like struck by lightning and die [Music] like could a ghost get like an anvil dropped on their head and die if it had nothing to do with like a pac-man pellet they already did that [Music] all right let's go i get i'm ready one any drone [Music] i need i need a metal mario is there a metal thing here [Music] shit [Music] [Music] all right let's blow through this oh what oh cause the ghosts okay [Music] well that fucks my whole logic up wait [Music] oh my goodness all right i got it [Music] all right let's go [Music] you're an idiot i'm not an idiot i didn't know that you had to whatever i didn't know those were ghosts they were pirates wait give me this is there another metal mario anywhere [Music] there's right here hold on i get up there how did you not know i mean i know i i know how it works i just it's a 3d platformer [Music] there we go is it not here anymore so where how i need another uh metal mario thing [Music] is there one over here i don't think you can drown i don't think so doesn't feel like it [Music] can't go that way [Music] ball jump [Music] this definitely i i'll probably unlock it in a minute [Music] oh you definitely can't drown i would have ground already [Music] i feel like i missed a bunch of shit did i [Music] go back go back up that made me so mad did you see i i'm glad i had the camera on because i was actually fucking mad for one tenth of a second it was just like why'd you do that here we go all right we're good all right gotta be quick [Music] strawberry [Music] like it again yeah i felt my my face go like this oh this p for pac-man idiot [Music] i like the sound when he walks i think this is a cute game how much is this game [Music] there it is is the a i don't know dude you bought it i don't i don't [Music] [Applause] [Music] i bought it a while ago when it first came out still don't have that 30 bucks i knew it was under like 30 40. there it is dude were waiting at game stuff at midnight for this [Music] imagine getting that phone call this is gamestop uh where you can find sell used games and make sure to check out uh sonic the hedgehog it's coming out by the way can i get an interesting pre-ordering sonic the hedgehog um no thank you when does do you guys doing a midnight release for pac-man world repack yeah you bitch man okay yeah should i write your name down as uh literally the only fucking person that's gonna be here yeah okay [Music] oh nice nice nice give me it [Music] and then at midnight i just don't go he's like no that's actually i don't like that's dumb don't they usually do midnight releases for different you know at the same time they could be oh you you can get pac-man world repack or the the witcher 3 right how they usually do that i need to see yeah where is it i'm looking i'm like looking at chat i'm not looking yeah guys i might be going like moving the character but i'm i'm reading what you're saying stop reading chad no i will never stop reading chat i will never stop picking up the one person in here that says that my hair looks like a mustache but that um it looks like my room smells like fucking like tea but i'm not gonna i'm gonna always read those [Music] like hey dude it looks like your room smells like pee i'm gonna read i'm going to read that so like i'm gonna i'll be i'm gonna be looking over here all the time where is it where is it [Music] you guys told me i missed it where get the c i don't i don't there's no c here where is it what letter is that oh how do i get that where's the c [Music] did you actually see it somewhere [Music] do i have that item how do i look what i want whatever that is did you guys actually see the see probably being a fucking weirdo did anybody actually see it no i gotta go back [Music] i'm gonna die in this game and it's gonna be embarrassing in level one [Music] [Music] oh my god i just got so much now what i can open the door down here [Music] what is you this a maze oh okay i gotta get everything if i don't get every single one of these out delete my twitch channel oh yeah [Music] remember [Music] [Music] oh you have to stick around that was actually really close that was way too close i was very uncomfortable i know it's a joke right but i was uncomfortable that whole time i was i was i was not doing okay okay [Music] you would have done it no i would have found some dumb way to say oh well i'll delete my twitch channel uh you know eventually within 10 years or i would have said something dumb don't worry [Music] that really all that did [Music] where i honestly guys where's the c [Music] i'm gonna i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it right oh wait careful those are metal enemies oh there it is perfect wait i don't have that [Music] that's it there we go i'm gonna be able to do a lot of slot machine stuff later [Music] all right just need the end [Music] i thought i just got hurt [Music] [Music] change the music uh guys i'm sorry i cannot i can't just turn on a different ost this is what the game soundtrack is it's cute it's fine you can't just put on blocks ost for every single game i play give me come on give me some slack all right i got all i got pac-man [Music] oh my goodness there's a lot of shit back here uh let me get on don't get too far ahead [Music] no not yet i can't jump this [Music] oh [Music] [Music] what's that oh key [Music] [Music] thought everybody universally loved pac-man [Music] oh [Music] wait let this yep [Music] oh wait on a stage that was a fake reaction but whatever i'll take it bonus stage okay oh i can't get it [Music] got them all [Music] what do i do here [Music] i got five spins this has been huge all right can i max bet can i bet everything i have in one spin yeah i gotta try to get the uh the spaceship where's the spaceship okay it's one two three four five six one two three four five six one two three four five six one two three four five six six four one two three how did i do that how did i mess that up how is that possible i don't know what happened i fucked up one two three four five six one two three four five six oh it's okay what a dork whatever give it let's do it i'll i'll get it this time ready one two three four five six one two three this music beat is fucking me up one two three four five six one two three why is my voice getting deeper what whoa what the fuck is going on i was like going i was getting i was i was what the fuck on a gas was just inhaling two three four one two one two three four oh my god whatever i got i i won once i'm fine i have 14 uh extra lives guys sorry 18. i have 18 lives i don't think i'm going to use more than two of these so don't worry crazy cannonade [Music] i almost have the area one boss [Music] when are you gonna finally play eve online um [Music] isn't that the game where sometimes it takes like five years for there to be real like geopolitical fights and stuff and after like a half decade there's like a battle and you just lose everything [Music] that's in that game is intense you want to talk about a a roguelike one run could take four or five years [Music] that's a really cool concept for a game i will say but i just i'm i'm way too impatient for it [Music] didn't think i was gonna get up here did you [Music] it's just excel spreadsheets in an mmo wasn't there something that happened uh not that long ago it was like the biggest eve online fight ever in history there's like thousands of people it was like the ultimate it was like the infinity war when was the uh eve online uh end game it was pretty recently wasn't it five years ago it was the it was a fountain of war right people oh it's because i said i said marvel i got oh i gotta get up there there's ruined my chance to get up there the enemies respawn come on did i really ruin it i don't think i can get up there there it is all right [Music] is that that's not the fruit i need i need an apple the eve online big battle nearly cost 400 000 in damages oh my god that's crazy oh okay four hundred thousand dollars i would be so scared to play that kind of game and whenever i play an mmo i always want to hold on to every single thing i've ever collected [Music] so thinking and knowing that i could you you could lose a half of a decade of progress and just respond and that guy stole it over there part of that group or that team or whatever [Music] hold on now [Music] that's the first time that's been possible [Music] it seems like it's mario 3d world this is pac-man world repack wait what am i doing [Music] why can i hit the back wall the wall that's the the art in the background how is that possible why can i hit the background art i get up hold on let's go i thought i could move it [Laughter] i thought i could move it as the big easy mode oh my god what is easy mode i'm getting luigi right now what is that no no you can hang for a long time in the air okay let luigi play [Music] you know i always say that i've never played that game i just know that that's exactly you know maybe i have no i did and i hated it that's right that's right i played super mario 3d world and i hated every second of it i really did [Music] i thought it was the worst mario game ever i thought it was so awful i hated every waking moment of playing that game i'm sorry i had the same conversation a couple years ago about it [Music] i know it's a weird opinion but i really did i just i didn't like it at all and i always go into stuff with an open mind i really do especially a mario game you know mario galaxy oh my god uh oh right mario galaxy mario sunshine rs 64. i love that shit 3d world of 3d land what's the size rolling on the the side-scrolling new super mario brothers wii that's what i'm thinking of no not 3d world new super mario brothers wii with the two toads that one sucks that one sucks ass that's what i'm thinking of i need the a no not mario maker i'm not gonna oh my god where's the a i don't think i think i can't get it i can't go back i can't go back the a is gone forever i can't go back oh well wait no i can't make that [Music] i can't go back yeah new super mario brothers we the one where you stuff the walls my god [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] that was so bad that's how far you can throw this can i aim it anywhere else that's so bad [Applause] [Music] i have the orange is that uh wait that's a that's not right [Music] wait a minute this is a long one [Music] i think i just walk up [Music] that's the m shit oh well you can't get everything i gotta come back here because there's a bonus level can i climb that earth [Music] jump on his head there it is okay made it [Music] people play the pac-man games actually um yeah i mean i'm doing right now i'm here right now playing it i wish i could have done that before [Music] i'll come over here i mean if i if i don't get all these if i don't get every single one of these i will i will eat my twitch wow andy [Music] i'm pissed that i missed the a [Music] all right let me ask you guys this question uh what do you think is the best mario video game that has come out ever and i'm talking across every platform by the way there are some that are grayed out mario 64 is greyed out as well as super mario world for the snes those are both grayed out you cannot pick those they're greyed out there are they're ss here you can't touch them [Music] honestly odyssey was very yeah odyssey was very good honestly it was very good i still think it's probably galaxy although galaxy may be puked but i didn't actually throw up but it made me feel like i was going to [Music] good thing i have a lot of lives what'd i say i was going to go through the whole game that was inaccurate [Music] i need to switch that right now okay and every single video game you've ever played isn't hanging midair is is the jump button again but i can't make it that [Music] right it's usually like a right a but it's a and then x that feels weird god damn it i want to hover i don't want to fall straight down i want to go like this but i have to hit the uh it's not jump oh okay let's go oh my god get out of the fucking way no oh well how did i miss the other egg greedy gary [Music] all right all right let's go [Music] did i miss the end i might have [Music] i don't even know why this move is in the game it's truly bad [Music] lower the game volume i'm trying to sleep dude just lower the stream [Music] lower the stream volume you have a volume control hold up you just click the click look down a few times you can do that on your own i don't have to do that but you know what would have been really funny is that you said hey germa can you turn down your screams audio i'm too lazy to do it myself that would have been like all right [Music] i just feel like i can go down there [Music] i don't know why i just i saw the sand whatever [Music] [Music] i spam spamming what that with that that's very odd [Music] full volume you see the thing is you're just gonna look like a fucking lunatic right that's not that's i have nothing to do with this oh it's stick down they're not gonna think you're watching a stream they're gonna think you're playing pac-man really loudly [Music] that's all that's the only thing that you can really decipher he's going to hear like he's going to be like this oh my god what are you doing stop swearing in front of him imagine i can't believe this my mom's funeral this guy can you can you believe what this guy's saying oh my god i'm so bad all right i'm gonna try to actually get it one and a two and a three and a four and a one and a two and a three and a four it's gotta be faster this is how i can keep tempo one two three four five six five one two three four five six um you gotta be fucking kidding me one two start over one two three four five six seven four three four five six one two three four five six through this shirt what's happening i wonder the bosses are like hey dude can you speak up i'm in a construction site [Music] okay this is important okay i got something here bear with me for one minute i'm gonna try to be very straight faced about this let's see if i can do it like this just there's just a ton of work going on they're building a skyscraper next to me this sounds pretty good 10 hours of construction sounds this is challenge watch the full video is this too obvious it's gotta be way louder than me right like i could turn myself down like that i gotta turn myself down [Music] come on [Music] in the game [Laughter] [Music] okay there's nothing i can do [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] i don't think i can make it [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] oh how is it fine now [Music] okay that's enough that's enough that's enough okay i don't know if i can take that [Music] i was like why is it still on that was this is still on uh we're good we're good oh it's good whoops oh it's evil pac-man oh the i could turn that off this is still one win bag this would be the time for you to throw a grenade [Music] i don't get it i mean does it have to hit something did that work [Music] why is this audio sound like it's all compressed youtube video [Music] oh it's firing back [Music] what [Music] oh shit all right i knew it's gonna get faster my boyfriend [Music] point um what [Music] peach [Music] all right one more hit that's it got it this is your worst stream 10 out of 10. sorry about the construction dude i'm really sorry about it because yeah then i've banned that person and that person for like at least a day and that person for a full day i missed everything because of that i want the person banned for a day at least 24 hours oh my god i missed everything what the fuck that was everything that was so much coins and shit permanently banned that person no no no permanent band is like 10 minutes saying i'm going to ban you for a day means you're going to be gone for like a month saying ban that person for 10 minutes means don't actually ban them at all i'm looking at the mod chat so do you actually want us to ban that guy or not question marks like four people have written question marks in the mod chat five now um no three four five six go um one two three four five six go fuck you is the lemon worth it was so confusing it happened in a weird timing whatever oh this is pac-man it is back man this slot machine's in pac-man please don't ban me i'm not gonna ban you i'm kidding [Music] all right so i think we're almost wait a minute our best friend dig dug is here [Music] this is hookah okay oh so we have like a friend this is pretty sick [Music] pac-man will go to any lengths to beat you pac-man be careful you kind of look like pac-man [Music] i think i did it right or is this uh yep that's wooden bag all right let's go to the next area give a void expression pac-man is very look this is a void expression [Music] he's smiling really that's a void expression he's look at how happy he is [Music] like yeah that's fine [Music] oh there's a space area [Music] okay let's go to the first level [Music] oh i can switch between them fast travel i guess that makes sense eventually if you want to go back all right let's go [Music] i think we're gonna get a cool music change people are gonna be very excited about this [Music] that hurt wait i'm not there no all right that's good do the jackhammer sounds with your mouth ah probably nope i can't tried [Music] [Applause] oh lemon i want maximum coins for max if i'm gambling i'm not even touching it no all right don't die don't get hit [Music] am i having fun yeah i'm having fun i'm having fun i have to have an itchy face can somebody explain to me what that is by the way like for some reason randomly just pieces of my face will be itchy it'll be like scratchy what does that mean why do i just and i'll be normal for a whole day and then it'll just my face will just start itching in random places dead skin you have too much skin there did somebody just say i don't know dude take your shirt off well that's not what i asked as i was asking that's not what i'm what are you talking why banned that person for 10 minutes did i get a i did okay i gotta go back the only see what i'm talking about it's like itchy right there and it wasn't itchy there five minutes ago the fuck okay whatever it's cause there are worms in your face [Music] all right i've done uh two out of two let's see if i can do three three [Music] can they get hit by those beams too nope sorry you can't hit a ghost with a glass bottle so they can't get hurt by that i understand remember the logic earlier [Music] could have gone the other way that's a classic rookie pac-man mistake i should have gone the other way actually a rookie mistake [Music] me [Music] why is that even here oh come on i was fine i had it right there that was dumb it's stage hazards on a pac-man game this game has ass cheeks really weird doing that oh where did that look that's why i never have the camera on very okay good holy shit whoa i'm too big to fit through here no oh why does it feel like such a failure what are you doing [Music] i'm gonna play splatoon 3 um after i play splatoon 1 and 2 which i have not done yet i don't like splatoon i told you already because it reminds me of that old tony hawk multiplayer game mode and it just i would just get infuriated at it um i think i got one of these right is there a door back there i can do you're a monster um no so the the tony hawk pro skater had this mode i think was called tagging or graffiti mode or something and i would always get so screwed because a buddy of mine would get a 1 million point streak is how it worked is everything you touched in a combo you had whatever you touched during the combo would turn into your team's color and i would just be playing and getting areas and oh yeah i got the railing i got this ramp and then somebody that was really good at the game would just fly through do a million point thing on it across the whole game and then i just had to literally sit around and do nothing because i could never get it back so i played splatoon for the first time i just brought back those awful memories of oh let's go i'm i'm going for it i'm doing a good job i'm i'm i painted so much and then i turn around the whole thing is gone and we just get absolutely dominated so you're bad yeah yes yes i'm very bad at that game yes okay is it eat mad because bad no no i'm not i'm just bad at that game that's it there's no there's no argument there's no argument i know people like expect okay this is the funny thing like oh mad because bad oh you suck at it that's why yeah but no you're mad you gotta get mad because you're not good at it like no yeah i'm terrible at it just fuck i'm dog shit at it that's why i don't play it uh shit um all right well next the stream how do i get out of here i'm stuck in here now what [Music] you need to wash your neck what's wrong with it you know where i do get mad right because for instance if you say dude oh wow you don't like it because you suck at it you're just shitty and splatoon yeah splatoon yeah no yeah absolutely please could please continue to really kill me because i agree with you but if you if i'm playing elden ring and i see like mad because bad it's like shut the fuck up how fuck you how dare you i know that i'm playing this game pretty well and like i'm having a lot of trouble on this boss how dare you right there's a difference where's the end well whatever if there's a game that you know you like and you're having trouble with it if somebody says wow dude skill issue like fuck i like this game don't i i want to be good at this game i didn't even mean to do that i just literally pressed the buttons three times and i just got it all right i get two more tries carrie's uh kind of worth nothing why is the cherry so hard to get it's not even that big of a deal i i saw red whatever you do a ball pit stream oh i might get lost that would be one of those streams be like guys i'm here i've rented out a whole play place and let's go and have cameras everywhere it's oh wow i can't believe it this is so fun [Music] and then we just we go to a brb at one point i'm in like the tube hanging out whoa he went down the slide all right we'll be right back and you come back from the break and i'm just gone i was like where is he where the fuck is he i'm just like in the ball pit [Music] [Music] would be it would be the first brb it would literally be brb one after 15 minutes [Music] dude the ball pit is gross i i i'm not i don't yeah i don't i would yeah [Music] [Music] ball pit of despair [Music] anything over here [Music] dude you've eaten boogers you can't say that ball pits are gross would you eat somebody else's boogers would you eat someone else's boogers yes or no the answer is absolutely no so what are you talking about if you've eaten boogers in your whole life before and by the way can we just back up a little bit can we just take a quick little break and understand i don't i don't do this shit i don't eat boogers when what are you describing when did i eat boogers on stream i'm a grown man what when did i eat boogers i'm not following when this happened [Music] when when [Music] you said you were going to drink stirs loogie that's no but that's you hold on but that was for a very specific [Music] joke routine that i was going to commit to i wasn't sitting there like oh oh boogers okay shut up everyone stop talking now are you fucking on my game why the fuck did i just do that i hate oh my god what an idiot what fucking idiot i forget that people just will click that and share it with everybody look what he said he said fuckers i'm too old for this i'm too old for this i am i'm way too old [Music] oh my god i'm getting flustered i actually am [Music] i like this music [Music] wait [Music] what [Music] oh my goodness all right relax [Music] can't hit it okay that guy's electrified i can't hurt him [Music] this is gonna be sick [Music] oh my god and look look what happened look what happened look what i look what's going on over here in this chat everyone's talking about it [Music] oh grandpa pac-man is here [Music] i rescue grandpa [Laughter] [Music] oh come on what what is this i ate the booger it's i'm a booger reader okay i just i'm a this is a booger reading stream i'm just eating boogers when the webcam isn't on i just dig up there and i eat the boogers that's what i do where's this from why did i say that what was the point of me saying this i don't get it i ate the booger it's i'm a booger reader okay i just i'm a this is a booger reading stream i'm just eating boogers when the webcam isn't on i just dig up there and i eat the boogers that's what i do i said that's that's a stream from three years ago oh my goodness [Music] no never mind okay i thought my microphone was messed up it actually might be hold on oh yeah it is you've been have you been hearing double this whole time no okay that's from three years ago but yeah it was definitely was a joke though i was probably just making a stupid joke [Music] i [Music] you imagine admitting to 700 000 people and current viewers that you eat boogers on stream i mean what the fuck [Music] [Music] jesus seven hundred thousand viewers yeah my channel's like really uh dropped a lot you guys weren't here three four years ago i was averaging three to five hundred thousand current viewers every day i mean the stream kind of felt once i started doing like the booger reading stuff and like jokes that people thought were like shitty i lost a lot of people i think [Music] i was actually really surprised that you know like doing a routine where i like eat a bunch of boogers on stream was like oh maybe it was funny for a minute but i lost like three or four hundred thousand people concurrently so like i i try to see like with the joke the land first before i do it um that's kind of frustrating but whatever that was my favorite stream yeah i mean like some people thought it was funny but [Music] all right let's rescue grandpa thanks pac-man oh wait hey you up ahead [Music] i know the apple [Music] oh now i do i gotta make sure i don't die [Music] that scared this shit out of me i didn't think it was gonna go that far oh jesus i'm not reading that one it was fucked up [Music] [Music] [Music] oh secret [Music] don't i gotta bounce from here this is kind of hard how do i get that [Music] not like that oh my god i'm going all the way back aren't i thank goodness thank god [Music] [Music] where am i all right i got it [Music] all right let's get it [Music] there's the egg [Music] read it read what i mean read read what what am i ready to read how long is oh [Music] that looks like i can get it doesn't it [Music] [Music] anna [Music] hey i got it pac-man [Music] this is gonna be a big one wow [Music] got them all i died whoa big one dude yeah i know i was pretty hogged up that one [Music] [Music] oh my god i'm fine oh my goodness how do i get back up [Music] dude get up what the fuck is this here for if i can't do it [Music] uh do you look like you know french i don't i don't know any other languages i can't learn another language i know everybody says that like oh no you know there's this program you can learn it's really easy no not for me whatever yeah i i definitely could not i don't whatever you need a reason um you mean you can learn a language too you don't have to have a reason to learn french or spanish or you can just do it just because [Music] i speak three languages and i'm not even 18. i mean that's that's a huge skill to have it really is [Music] think about think about this [Music] i can only truly communicate with a very limited amount of people i only know english my communication ability is much lower than yours [Music] it's weird to think about that [Music] ever heard of google translate [Music] dude there's a huge difference between google translate and truly being able to be at a restaurant and talk to the person or be able to communicate with somebody online and just be able to speak fluently and just completely understand i'm not talking about like opening up the little book and being like okay where's the how do i uh go to the bathroom no i'm talking about you truly fluently understand the language like in and out completely [Music] because even if you use a translator you are not truly understanding what you are saying you are just phonetically repeating something because you know that's what it's supposed to sound like you're not truly comprehending what you're saying you're looking at a thing that's telling you what to say you don't know exactly why or how unless you actually learn the language fluently [Music] let's see oh that's pretty there's no way to even gauge where your puff bar you're jumping he sounds like a teacher hold on sorry let me correct that oh boogers right is that is that what you want okay is that what you're looking for [Music] let me rephrase that what i meant to say was uh uh following probably move bronte let me pick it so you could you guys could understand what's wrong with you you get it you understand why i just did that if you don't know why i just did that come on quinn you know what i mean come on [Music] wrong i'm pressing a to cover no i don't want to play in easy mode i'm holding a to hover because every other video game i've ever played was hold the jump button to hover every time you've seen me skyrocket to the god damn ground [Music] [Music] god x x hold x hold x hold the x button hold x to do this x hold x no depth perception no it's called remembering muscle memory for every single platforming video game with a jump that's ever been recorded in human history since when the cavemen were making video games rum [Music] all right settle down [Music] this game's not that fucking hard man i got it relax i'm gonna be fine [Music] [Music] see i figured it out [Music] where's your face i'm here [Music] [Music] oh yep [Music] no no no i want to explore [Music] [Music] yeah the grenade works on those guys [Music] pac-man please enough with that yes what game is this this is called pac-man world re-packed it's on steam and maybe somewhere else i got it on steam [Applause] [Music] yeah it's a remake from an old playstation [Music] [Music] [Music] i got everything right yep augment all right i'm not gonna screw this up i got plenty of time to do this let's just go go do it right i don't need to jump that's good oh oh [Music] i got everything ready yeah i'm your hair looks like it would fit really nicely on a groomed dog i saw this kind of hair and a dog i'd be very confused that would be very confusing why does that dog have human hair it's like a one one two three goddammit i gotta sit further back there they're all blending together why they all blending together okay oh my god there's so many strawberries on this one i thought it was one two three in a row like one then whatever one two three four five one three um [Music] you suck [Music] all right we're at the boss get hype why do you look so mad all the time that's just my face dude this is awesome pac-man there's a power pellet when you grab one cannons are powered up for a short time that's a bomb dot you can take out all nearby enemies and obstacles i missed it sorry oh excuse me how did i not get that oh my god oh that just got way harder for no reason all right what song is this who's my favorite character grandpa pac-man for sure king kalaxian that's a g what am i supposed to do about this how do you dodge that oh good placement oh i had um i had checkers or rallies i want to give you a review on it i forgot about that i want to give you a review about how i feel about rallies remember how i never had it before i had it i had rallies and let me tell you something very important um is it rallies raleigh is checkers rallies raleigh's rallies how i don't know how you say it i'll tell you after okay but yeah i had it during my tier list my fast food cheerless stream people were like you've never had checkers before you've never had rallies before how is that possible and i was like i've never had it and i said if i ever have it i'll update you and i had it so i thought well shit i i need to update you guys and i have a couple of very strong opinions on it i think i'm gonna we don't care we don't care uh but whatever i mean i just want to let you know dude we don't care no i don't care really okay run a poll in the chat right now and now don't be don't oh whatever like the streamer's going off on like a story or a tangent i want to hear it no no like truly tell me the truth yes or no do you give a shit about that i've eaten at rallies and be very honest like be take away the fact that like oh you're here and hanging out do you actually give a shit about what i'm about to say at all and i mean truly be like nah i really don't give a fuck i want to know if at least 40 of you do not give a shit about this i won't talk about it and i'm very curious it's r-a-l-l-y i want to see just how many people don't care that's so funny to me god damn it yep yeah our r-a-l-l-y-s i have no patience at all all right what does it say how you guys feel whoa okay it's a lot so far that's a very and that's a big initial one where are we 39 say no i don't care okay stop one two one okay it's this one right after god damn it this is the same shape all right we're at 37 that means enough you care so i'm to do it [Music] 36 yeah i told you have to get over 40 so where's the next area did i do it all [Music] is there a next area how do i get there all right that's it i'm going to talk about it [Music] okay all right you've spoken [Music] the rallies french fries are the best fast food french fries i've ever had in my entire life in my entire life they are the most unfucking believable french fries they are unbelievably good it is so mind-boggling how they could be that good they're that good they're unbelievable everything else is dog shit the whole fucking rest of the whole restaurant [Music] all right the chicken strips were okay they were they were fine but everything else i was like this is kind of not good but i'm telling you right now i would go to rallies and just get french fries and get a bunch of sauces and shit [Music] it's worth going to raleigh's just to get the french fries and just get a just get like three large french fry orders and split it with like two people three people how bad were the other food items they were they were just okay it was like okay dog shit was probably rude but the chicken fingers were just they didn't really taste like it was just they were very like five or six at five out of ten literally they were literally dog shit although they were five out of ten [Music] um you got chicken at a burger joint i got a burger too and it was okay it was like fine every other burger i've had from any other fast food place was better it was fine but let me tell you the french fries are so good that i want them so bad so badly right now they are so crunchy and crispy and they're just perfect they're always perfectly hot it tastes like they came right out of an oven and they're like they're so unbelievably good i can't i could not tell you how good they are you can buy them at the store oh that would be amazing they sell frozen the frozen version i don't know what they're doing to those fries but okay everything else is like a four or five out of ten but the fries being that good makes that like a c or a b tier place that i would go to if i were to put rallies on that tier listed b probably low b only because i would order french fries and maybe like something else but just get mainly french fries it's literally a bee for sure because of that you have to have them if you're like dude what the fuck is this fast food french fries just eat them once and you'll be like well my life is forever different [Music] where's the next area did i not complete enough stuff [Music] what's this [Music] dude i regret it i should have said i don't [Music] care oh here we go two one [Music] oh that looks cool [Music] i love mcdonald's fries but they can just they can be very bad i have had mcdonald's burger king wendy's fries before that were just just sad and you just don't even really want them they're just not some they're just not good hang get up there [Music] eyes are inconsistent yeah i was actually gonna make a tweet about it i was gonna do a tweet where i took a bite out of one of the french fries and was just going to speed like look like guys listen to this crunch and that was going to be the whole video and it was going to be like oh like raleigh this is listen to this i was like that's a fucking weird video i just didn't make it [Music] mcdonald's double cheeseburger yeah it's just i know a lot of people say dude mcdonald's so bad why do you have the palette of a five-year-old something about it those did somebody just said the double cheeseburger from mcdonald's is unmatched from any place i've had it just is and it's not that it's the best oh it's the best quality hamburger i've ever had it's just it just tastes good it's just good every time i've ever had it child paladin well i didn't tell you about fucking salmon that i like kids don't like salmon i can't name you a five-year-old that's like oh yeah fresh salmon can i have some sorry [Music] oh i can't hurt the ghost whatever [Music] kids will eat anything i don't know how many young how many kids have you ever talked to kids do not eat anything when i was a kid i didn't just eat anything i had captain crunch for dinner half the time because i told you that story how i would be like i'm on captain crunch for dinner and my mother would be like oh okay yeah you can have captain crunch for dinner but you've got it you you can have it but you have to eat dinner first so i would be like oh my god i can't believe it i get to eat captain crunch whenever i want so my mother would i would eat all my dinner and be like i can't wait to eat captain crunch for dinner and she would give me this little like it had to have been 10 pellets it had to have been 10 pellets total what i would get after dinner and i thought i was a scammer i was like yup so i just have to eat my dinner and i can eat captain crunch for dinner i am the most intelligent kid in the world and she was giving me the equivalent of like two spoonfuls of the shit and i thought i was the smart one [Music] ow [Music] i need with metal oh that's just dessert yeah but in my five-year-old of six whatever year old brain whatever it was it's the same story with the if what the hell okay we're good missing the a but whatever it's the same story with the if his arm stays up he's asleep i told that many times but there's probably a lot of new people on the channel maybe should i tell it again [Music] okay so when i when me and my siblings were younger again we thought we were the smartest people in the room uh you know when when you when you're a kid and it's like you're supposed to be asleep in bed you're supposed to be asleep it's bedtime and no i'm staying up and i'm gonna talk and and and do stuff and then you know you hear though here comes here comes mom we're dad to see like what's going on in here and you know you don't want to get in trouble you don't no no i'm asleep i'm asleep so it's like you put your head down and honestly i'm definitely sleeping i was not talking we were not messing around having fun in here right i was not having any fun in here uh and then they would come over and my mother and my father would say oh really interesting okay they look asleep yeah i think they're asleep there's really one foolproof way to know if somebody's truly sleeping and they would come and take your arm and they would just lift it up and hold it and they would say well i mean if his arm stays up he's asleep and i would be sitting there going like this and in my brain going yup got you a motherfucker that's me asleep and then they'd go oh oh okay very asleep oh really i sleep asleep okay that's okay so that wasn't having any fun in here i thought that was so smart and then eventually eventually i caught on and i did this soccer flop right so instead of going like this and holding it up oh if his arm stays up he's asleep okay it turned into this like no way i i'm not falling for that one so exaggerated that i've just flopped it and the same thing would happen you were a stupid fucking kid aren't we all though he did this when he was 22. i was a real smart kid i was smart no you think you were smart you were shoving crayons up your nose like everybody else was come on [Music] i don't have banana oh shit it's right there get up there did i lose my opportunity to do this [Music] oh shit [Music] were you a glue eater no i actually wasn't where's the tube i don't know no this is so annoying i actually can't get that oh yes i can i'm just stupid my all right what's this do ah [Music] ollie gives germa 10 pellets of captain crunch after he finishes all this hamburger helper this stuff is so fucking good oh man you just made me think of hamburger helper what a bunch of junk what a bunch of fucking junk but it is the best shit in the world it's gross no it's not don't stop look something can be weirdly unappetizing but still be one of the best things you've ever eaten it's just stop come on i i know it's it's gross right okay maybe it is a little gross but not but it's still delicious [Music] it's just so yummy food snobs um yeah i mean i get it i get it it's kind of filthy looking it kind of looks like somebody like puked into a pan there is that period where you are making hamburger helper and it's at that gross phase where it's not really combined all the way and it just looks like somebody threw up into your saucepan and you're sitting there thinking uh i hope this thickens up this is fucking awful it happens every time every single time i've ever made hamburger healthy i've said the same thing i do like the sims shit i'm sitting there cooking and i go yuck and then when it's done i eat it and it's actually very good i'm very happy though yay it's perfect swap food that's the best way to describe it it's so weird because doesn't hamburger helper have as many flavors as gatorade does there's like 15 different boxes isn't there there's so many different kinds variety yeah [Music] you know what else is really good about hamburger helper it it'll feed you for a long time it's filling it'll keep you full for a while and you can put that in the fridge and keep it there and just heat it up [Music] imagine it with chicken and not hamburger there is absolutely probably a bunch of tick tock videos of hamburger helper hacks that are all all what you are describing i don't think you have to look very far is there a chicken helper see that to me would be kind of strange chicken's a little different how would you what do you chicken helper i don't get it because the whole thing with hamburger helper is it's ground beef so you just brown it in the pan and then add you know drain it how do you you just dump it in with a bunch of chicken patty strips or something like ground is a ground chicken shredded chicken this tuna helper dude i could go for a big fucking egg salad right now i make a great egg salad i make probably i'm not i'm trying to be very clear here i make the best egg salad you've ever had in your life i mean it if i sold my egg salad it would i'd be a fucking trillionaire i would it would be it would be a story like oh yeah i i now own and operate like 50 restaurants where we all we have is that we have a bunch of egg salad that's like what we do imagine the main menu item on your restaurant is an egg salad you guys have prime rib no not at all oh do you have any like seared chicken or any you know tuna no nothing we have we have egg salad sandwiches that's it but then we'll do what you're good at i'm telling you i make my egg salad and you're gonna fucking freak up why am i acting so weird i don't know literally show me how you make it it's this is a secret it's an actual secret recipe the secret recipe the secret is it's something else you add to it it's a secret recipe okay i'm not gonna give it to you i have to be able to pass something down to my kids that's not watch me eat boogers on stream you know what i mean like there has to be something else oh yeah what did grandpa pass down oh he was a fucking weirdo online that's pretty much it no he left behind his secret grandpa left his i'm gonna write it i'm gonna write it down on lined paper and leave it out and make sure it's old and fucking shitty looking in 50 years make sure it's all stained and stuff so they can get it but whoa boy this is grandpa's secret egg salad recipe so i can leave something [Music] why am i back here [Music] one whis two two oh here we go [Music] it's not a secret it's paprika i don't i don't put paprika in my egg salad and what an amateur move that would be by the way he puts hot sauce in it ah okay oh he puts hot sauce in it yeah that's that's what it is that's the secret recipe damn that looks like it hurt no i'm not gonna tell you because i need to leave a note for my grandkids this is all i'm gonna have this is it if i say it right now then it then it's over and i can't write it down on a piece of line paper and like burn it all right i'm gonna take a lighter and let it on fire burn it put it out put it out light it on fire put it out so it's this old document that they have to find throw it in a fireplace yeah like put it in a fireplace and then like get it up blow it up load up and make sure it makes it all old and fucked up and right on it grandpa's award-winning egg salad secret and hey bro roll up a few hundreds i mean roll up like ten hundreds and like roll it up together so it's like holy shit we found this we found this shit grandpa rolled up ten hundreds you thought you were just getting egg salad no you're getting like five grand in cash too at least what if they watch this vod well i'm not gonna say the recipe that's the point oh i think i screwed it up can i get back up okay all right hold on what if the paper got destroyed then i'm so i don't you know maybe i should mess up the text a little bit so you have to actually decipher it i actually want to do this sorry i got to get the plane do you really want to you really want to get weird here yeah there will be so you guys right now my great great great great grandchildren will be able to watch this stream and potentially see what you're writing do you understand how fucking strange that is you understand how just bizarre that is we always look at photos of old stuff it's just a picture of your great great grand father like that and that's it i know he was a he worked in a uh he was he was a he maybe he was a blacksmith or something right every booger eating comment i've made my great great great great grandkids will be able to see it so this is where it starts hi kids it's your great great great great great grandfather what i have done is i have buried secret family treasure somewhere and you are going to start your journey right now in the attic there is a piece of paper on that piece of paper is a note with some instructions on it and i'm gonna tell you the one hint you'll get here dull dull and i'm gonna put it in a fucking doll or something and that's how they can start doll and then they're gonna go on an adventure you spoiling it in the baud well well no no what we'll do is um i'll we'll clip that section and then i'll delete the vod right i'm just i'm just losing i'm not even paying attention how cool would that be though can you imagine i'm gonna do it you guys think i'm screwing around i'm going to do this i am going to make it apps i'm going gonna do a big treasure hunt thing for my great great great grandkids you know the equivalent of when okay imagine the old photo your right now your great great great grandmother or something it was like like on the back you turn it over and it's the secret is in the doll and then you you remember oh wait great great you grim the the doll that's up in the attic what does that mean and they like take it apart or something and then oh there's there's a there's a map in here that's what i'm doing for my grandkids right now so just wait just wait another like 400 or 500 years and they'll figure it out and it's going to be so cool and i'm going to go on i'm going gonna be a news article about it it's gonna be awesome it'd be like oh it'll be like on reddit i found an old buried stream post from my great great great grandfather he put us on a treasure hunt oh yeah old school like subreddit right and then when they get to the treasure like i say i'm gonna do all this like oh wait there's a secret family recipe no it's just me like smoking crack in like a polaroid and that's all it is and then oh they're gonna be they're gonna feel real bad about writing those articles uh what if you don't have grandkids i don't know then just delete this because there's no then i i'll i don't know why would anybody have left by the way if you want to give me shit for that why did anyone leave a secret fucking family treasure recipe for anybody no no i'm not going to leave the treasure hunt what if i don't have grandkids at that point i would have known right if you're that old and you don't have grant you like of course it's not gonna happen i can give it to somebody else remember you don't have to leave family treasure hunts so write the clues in the library books yeah let grandpa have yeah what do you mean what oh why why who cares why wouldn't you why if you if you wanted to by the way grandkids b the letter b look for it i may have wrote it on the ceiling in the bathroom and underneath that fucking ceiling tile that could be the next step in your journey look for the letter b somewhere right where do i go where do i actually go why would they watch this mod how would it be a secret treasure hunted if i made it easy there's thousands of pieces of media that i've been in do you want me to make it easy i would be a secret family treasure hunt verma is trying to give his ancestors a lot of leeway if he's expecting a random ceiling tile not to be replaced in 400 years that house probably won't even exist everybody just like fucking bulldozers well how did anybody leave anything like that right do i just have to bury it [Music] somewhere how would that even work yeah how did anybody find anything secret i'm dead this doesn't happen in real life dude hasn't it once it has yeah it has yes it does yes it does yeah so what the hell yeah i can make it happen i'm i know i'm gonna probably jump on those right one of these i'm gonna have to jump on top of no your grandkids gonna see a really enlarged picture of your ass yeah i know why do you think i'm trying to figure out and food stuff to leave they're gonna take one bite of the egg salad and go wow this is actually on par with that ass photo i'm so glad he left it for us i wait that's a key it's probably gonna be crap here i jumped over that oh it's the dog that was a triple right here adjusted for inflation you're gonna give them like three dollars i'll do the math and shit i'll calculate it let me out so in like a thousand years or something they find it what i say i was gonna do by five grand i'll put like i don't know put like 500 grand in there oh no i can't do that uh no i'm not never mind no no how about this the only way you can get the money is there's i don't know there's a code attached to it that you can only know if you if you like spread my recipe on whatever tick tock of that time is i gotta i gotta figure out a way to make it so like you gotta you i've gotta be popular i've got my recipes gotta be popular it's gonna be a huge deal and like only then when this exact account that by the way i made an account on on tick tock and this account here's the username and password this account must get five to ten at least five thousand likes on a egg salad video of my recipe or it will not unlock that's kind of fun and the first thing it'll be read a video with like a suit on like oh you found it like they don't always do that like the rich asshole is here recording a video and let me tell you oh so you found it all you need to do is you need to make sure that you yeah i'll go i'll do a whole spiel did i miss something over here he's a goose laying his own eggs what does that mean what's that what's that what's that mean there's gonna be a sentient ai of you by then not if i have a no sentient ai clause not if i make sure to tell my lawyers that under no circumstances am i going to be a sentient ai and when we all sign it and it's fucking you can't do it not if i put a claws somewhere i'll do it illegally but you're gonna have to answer to the estate because i put it in a contract i like the fact that you're asking for clout even after you're dead no i don't want the clout i want my recipe to have the clout your consciousness is going to be free by then no it's not yeah i only want my recipe to have clout not me your consciousness is going to eventually enter public domain bro i have not had enough beer to talk i have not smoked enough fucking weed to have this conversation because what you just said is crazy and actually somehow makes bizarre sense oh shit this is a perfect run stop talking about drugs my daughter watches you is this game pretty foggers it's it's all right i think it's fun it's diff look this would be a great game to sit down and play with your grandchildren hey grandkids how are you it's me jeremy again grandpa jeremy i heard you found the uh the note that i left you let me tell you something hold on i don't want to lose why would it be in the same bot that's not fair this has okay remind me in like five years to do this again because they need the second half of the code what's happening here is it work what's going on wait what was i supposed to lose oh i already saw this cutscene wow i was not paying any attention okay okay all right so they're all they're all yellow now now what oh okay i get it i i get it i was supposed to uh when i accidentally went quack supposed to do it the other way no not it's hard this music sounds like engines here oh oh that is hard oh why are there still people here stop oh my god okay this is just annoying everyone's a hate watcher oh my god you'd be a great politician because you have no soul whoa whoa man dude relax oh you want something insane okay so last night oh please last night of the night before i had 10 dreams in a row and holly was was next to me and i kept on being in a dream i would go to bed he would hear me go and she'd go hey hey and i go and it happens like 10 fucking times in a row i was stunned locked in a dream it was ridiculous it was so bad because you know when any time you dream and you wake up from a dream and you go back and you have a second dream right after immediately after it usually stops after the second third and fourth time of that happening you sit there in this weird panicked mode where you go oh my god i don't want to go back to bed is it just gonna happen again why am i a dog they always do that they always go but no and so in one of the times i'll tell you it was so strange after the fourth or fifth time and they were such small short dreams that made no sense i remember one of them remember i had to try to remember five to ten of these in a row one of them where it was i was in the hallway where the bedroom is over here i was in the hallway and i went into the i opened up the bedroom door it was like but there was no bed in there it was empty but in the room instead was just an empty room with no bed and in a line facing the other way one two three four and then another line one two three four looking this way which is these people in in in it had white hair and these black capes just black cloaks all standing and staring away from the door it was it was strange uh one of the other times so eventually i know who fucking cares if i'm losing in this game do you really care when i woke up um one of the last times because holly had been waking me up over and over again and again boom i'll see if i wake up and we'll wake up in the dream essentially so i fall asleep and there i am in that same area away from the bedroom and i was maybe 10 feet away from the bedroom door again but this time i knew that holly was gonna wake me up but i was sitting there going oh shit now i'm too far away i'm not in the bedroom i won't hear her wake me up next to me i'm too far away i can't i won't be able to hear her it was horrifying are you on psychedelics no what is he talking about i'm talking about a dream dude and apparently every time i was i was just doing the just breathing just did you eat before bed i think i mean i usually don't get that close to it dogs are so funny though i don't get it i know that they're just built so different i can't beat this because i don't i'm all right let me listen to me i'm why aren't i just pause the game uh so otto will put his head down let's be okay it's time for bed oh yeah she gets comfortable asleep i wish i had that ability dogs can just go right to sleep in a deep rem sleep immediately i envy it so much i'm not gonna lose this again it's embarrassing if i don't beat this now you're so bad at aiming pacman [Music] all right here we go oh base is itchy where do i go for that i don't i don't all right last one [Music] uh foreign take a booger snack break this is it it's gonna be so huge in like a few days and i'm pissed about it from the umpire mask [Music] it's [Music] would you rather fight this boss of the nameless king when is the elden ring dlc are you gonna get me what do you think it was a huge burp and i'm so glad that you heard it they're 100 will be i saw this thing where people said the time frame between when the other from software games came out and when dlc came out we're pretty much at that point where after about 10 months or so right is when we should think about maybe getting an announcement depends on how big it is maybe it takes more time to do this one excuse me give me a break pay attention please have health on you [Music] what the fuck what the fuck just happened why am i alive i had no help i'm fucking dead now [Music] [Music] how are you supposed to avoid getting hit by that you have to hold this i don't know how you avoid that i have to dash there's no area to dash why is this guy so much harder than the whole rest of the entire video game i only have eight lives left i have to run towards it i don't know how the fuck did you beat melania i yeah you think i'm paying that much attention to the pack maybe because i am a good player in dark souls games doesn't necessarily translate to a pac-man remake game that like we're just talking about like we're talking about my descendants and me eating boogers and stuff i'm not locked in playing against millennia you can call that copium if you want but i d i beat millennia so i'm sorry you cannot say that i am a bad gamer because that exists this i'm having a bad day okay i'm having a bad day i have my gamer license i don't need to renew it right now i don't need to renew it at pac-man world remake my license is not up for renewal yet i don't have to do that it's not remake it's three pack all right [Music] i just have to beat it before he does that again like a few more times oh what the fuck it's broken no what the fuck i keep missing it good thing you've slept mid to fight pretending to be a dog i didn't do that when i played against melania there you go there's your difference i wasn't pretending to sleep like a dog when i was very focused foreign hey what if you wore roller skates and gotta push down a hill like an old jerry lewis movie [Music] you mean i don't know how to roller skate whoa [Music] and it's a bunch of comedy where i i'm going really fast i block my eyes because i'm about to hit a truck and then i go under the truck and i go huh [Music] baby carriage baby carriage and mom [Music] and then i go i hit the baby carriage and boom i got the baby in my arms oh my god and then i i make it to the a bakery right and like the bakery i i dropped the baby the baker catches the baby in a bunch of like dough or something right yeah and then finally i make it all the way down [Music] excuse me uh i was about to think about stopping playing this game until i just saw the next area so i'm sorry we're staying i was literally i was literally about to say hey let's go let's check out another game nope cool [Music] music really just kind of sound like it's coming out of an am radio in a car [Music] am i the only one hearing that it sounds weird where's the two [Music] roof [Music] that was simple i could have made that any easier jimmy can you please uh get the world record for clapping yeah sure i'll do it right now [Music] come on i can't how many is it in one second i could probably do it [Music] how many how many claps in one second is the world record [Music] how many [Music] the one minute record is at 1100. oh my goodness [Music] 1100 in a minute is how many in a second 18 claps in one second okay i need to slow this down how many was that was you can't do 18 in one second think about how fast that is i think that was me doing the like that was like that was probably 15 times how do you physically do that i can do like i probably do like six for like ten that's crazy [Music] watch the video is a video that is it's time to okay there's an ad just hold on okay so this is the world record this is the world record you're saying right here world record most claps in one minute well the death is showing wait what no my name is i'm going to try to break the record of speed clapping wait what what is happening here this music does not fit can i just say wow i'm so confused so he is essentially sliding this is one hand clapping what put it in slow-mo oh i don't even have to [Applause] okay so i see what's going on so he's he's hitting the bottom uh part of his palm with the top of his fingers on the opposite hand so he's going like tick tick tick tick tick let me try so it's it's like here and then here so that he's hitting this is where the contact is here and here ah how do you do that for a full minute bad form how do you do that for a minute go for it for a minute all right i'm gonna do it for a minute time me you guys should we tie me turn the no okay let me let me get my noise get off hold on okay all right that's fine all right let me try it is is that better is the noise gate gone okay here we go okay three two one [Applause] hi me [Applause] my arms are fucking burning [Applause] don't do it down there don't do it down here don't do that down here you do not want the sound to be playing well doing it down here that that is so much strength to do that even just fucking faking it even just faking it that hurt bad that's unbelievable that takes actual talent and skill to do that okay let's go you had me for a little bit pac-man [Music] oh yeah that was such a weird oh yeah [Music] don't even whole arm weighs five pounds yeah is that what do you think so you say that again let's say that again you think that's what you think i got a big fucking arm [Music] the same thing happens again i'm going to scream nice turkey arms ah that's fine call me a turkey oh he's got a turkey neck he's got turkey on turkey turkeys are one of the most vicious fucking animals on earth they're so deadly and they're crazy they will attack you and they're very deadly they're incredibly strong you ever seen a turkey you guys actually seen a turkey in real life they are massive majestic pieces they're huge and they're very dangerous [Music] turkeys are docile turkeys are very very strong [Music] you know like the zodiac signs i wish mine was a turkey [Music] these games get pretty good graphics this is a cute game is there a game pivot coming soon oh you know what did vampire survivors have an update i feel like it did i play it dude another game came out that was just um it looked just like vampire survivors it came out like two days ago is that one any good [Music] it's really good [Music] it's got us it's got something else survivors it's a it's just it's to look just it's just vampire survivors so it looks like oh come on taco bella mcdonald's well that depends on what you're going to order from taco bell if your order at taco bell is the cheesy gordita crunch then that's what you're going to get you get some other weird bullshit from taco bell that's not very good then i'm sorry i'm going to have to tell you that so i'm going to recommend not oh i like this level doritos tacos doritos tacos are i always feel so bad eating them because i just know this is almost nothing that i really want in my body from that but you can't deny that it's one of the greatest tasting things in the world am i doing i'm doing okay i'm doing good good as i can be here i'm on a fast stop i'm so sorry to hear that yeah that's that's hard uh when i had my colonoscopy done i remember you have to fast for three days uh i think it was like three four days you you can't have food you can have clear liquids and i think that there's a there's one or two very very basic small things but you can't eat food for three days [Music] one of the things that that happens uh it's not the fact that not eating food that is what caused me problems he's like i can handle that look after a day or two where you just god i just want a fucking steak but what really is the problem for me it's not that it's the fact that the headache that kind of like you haven't had no real nutrients for two or three days you just have this migraine that is just awful at least that's what happened to me yeah the actual procedure is simple it's one of the easiest things in the world it's the prep for a colonoscopy that sucks it's not the procedure is easy it's 100 simple there's a fruit that's gone oh get it uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right open that door i mean how do i miss the first end [Music] you have any pictures from the procedure i'm definitely not going to share my colonoscopy photos i think that would get me banned from twitch i don't think you can i'm not sure you can do that they give you this drink that you have to drink over the course of a couple days and let me just tell you without giving you too much detail uh it makes you do something over and over again just distort the image what i wonder what you can use your imagination i want to see what the boss of this area is and then we'll play either vampire survivors or i want to maybe i'll try that new one you guys are telling let me actually figure what the hell it's called it's called it came out like today it's called soul stone survivors prologue it's not the full game i guess is that one any good i try it [Music] it's pretty good [Music] you know i kind of wish there was a retro mode to see what this looked like 15 plus years ago whatever it was 20 years ago are you gonna rage quit pac-man no i'm not i just was considering a pivot really this game is pretty long it's probably at least six to seven levels long [Music] [Music] never complete a game andy unless it's a from software game [Applause] [Music] oh what's in here why would i need this water somewhere that i missed oh well do a brb then switch game yeah that's what i'll probably end up doing i mean is there how far are we to the end of the game is there another area there's probably at least one more area after this two more worlds [Music] world four of six do i want to complete pac-man world just to say that i did or do i leave this up to interpretation for you [Music] because you guys you could find out for yourself what happens in the end does the evil pac-man kill everyone and take over pac world i don't know i guess well i don't know if we're ever gonna know ooh [Music] hot plates um i see the clown boss and then all right do a poll right now should i play the new vampire survivors uh vampire survivors like or should i play vampire survivors let's do a vote [Music] don't even fall [Music] what am i looking at here wait can i knock on oh over here ultra kill got an update um i don't know if i'm in the first person shooter uh crack mode right now i don't think i'm in crack mode at the moment the next thing we're going to do we're going to go back to sorcery part 3. that's what we're going to do on wednesday and then wait hold on all right all right so i will i can officially announce all right it's time for the official announcement i jeremy elbertson aka germa985 on thursday ladies and gentlemen i'm gonna be on name your price austin show oh my god why can i not just remember to press it's not the jump button i will be on name your price i think i'm going to do a pretty good job ah what time is it going to be at i don't i think somewhere around 2 pacific i think i'm around somewhere between one and two pacific is a game show who am i going to be against i actually don't know i'll you're gonna play glover [Applause] how do we watch it it's gonna be on austin show you don't know austin's show i would go follow it now follow the channel go follow austin he's a streamer [Music] is it gonna be on twitch yes it will be on twitch.tv i'm very excited uh the concept of the stream it's a game show obviously it's kind of like um they show products and you have to guess how and whoever gets closest to what the actual cost of the product was or is kind of like um almost like the price is right kind of style i think i'll do a pretty good job sounds good yeah no it should be fun i'm excited it's gonna be in person too so oh that was a tough jump that's this thursday at 2 p.m pacific on austin's channel austin show are you two i'll tweet it out yeah i'll make sure to tweet it so you know where it is are you gonna be cringe or funny i'm gonna win i'm playing to win guys do you even buy household products no i have i haven't bought uh uh cleaning supplies in 10 years i don't even know what aisle it's in what are you talking about all right this is it [Music] please don't embarrass us i'm going to you're going to be ashamed that you know this channel after thursday is [Music] i like the clown uh ghost basically all right what's the boss [Music] oh cool it's the same song i thought you were actually happy about that [Music] how many songs did the original one have [Music] oh my god okay all right if i die one more time i'm changing to the vampire wait do we even do a full i completely forgot did we run a poll [Music] so what happened [Music] [Music] [Music] wow i still died [Music] i'm so [Music] i feel like my eyes just went across flutter to the end of the level [Music] oh shit i can't i'm not high enough [Applause] it stopped it actually stopped i didn't stop that that i hit the limit that's quite the limit why even have a limit why is there a limit at that point is there even necessary to have a limit [Music] cheers [Music] all right i just want to hear the clowns laugh the boss clown and then we'll move on [Music] no i don't care much all right what's this game called that was pac-man world it was actually pretty fun it was actually a fun game i just i don't i don't care it was fun it was enjoyable i think it was definitely worth playing

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