Jerma Streams - The Exorcist: Legion VR

it's boy it's uh what it's been like six minutes how long is six minutes eight minutes no i pressed it at six hey don't worry we're gonna we're gonna hang out for like 10 minutes anyways while i drink my iced coffee that's how this works it's good okay what is this out of here too i don't want i'm gonna bump into this [ __ ] in the middle of the stream it's gonna be bad i already smashed my finger today i don't i don't even know how i mean i do know how but it's weird i i don't know why it's weird i'll explain another game reward no no i was touching i was hold on give me one sec okay so i was getting making a coffee and i was just kind of talking to myself like i usually do and i was picking up random items on the counter and i was going what was this what's this what was this vineless what is it is this violence is this violence and i was doing the thing that um that he does in that interview uh ed harris he's he if he watches an ed harris interview where he like is looking at stuff in an interview like a panel for like comic-con and they asked him hey what do you think about like the the history of violence he goes oh what is it what's this what's violence and he like grabs a coffee cup on the counter like smashes it like throws it behind him i was just doing that without a coffee cup and i smashed my hand on the [ __ ] counter i was i got like too into the character and i like hit my finger and i started bleeding they put a band-aid on a little tiny bit of blood it's a game reward it's an excuse oh that's real you wanna know what the worst the best and worst reality show ever would be if there was just if you just like filmed the living room in my house i just be i'd be walking around talking to stuff people would think i was possessed talk about halloween [Laughter] just like grandma no i have i have a an actor scar okay no one is here for you we're here for the game you're a huge fan of the exorcist deluxe edition i don't know you were such a big fan i don't know what deluxe edition means i have no idea what any of this means by the way my mic probably sounds crazy because the compressor is way up cause i'm gonna be standing way back here look i'll just put it on whatever yo oh i saw a comment somebody said that my style i look like i have an orangutang stomach and i was like [ __ ] come on star wars shirt is half my wardrobe man credit voice how's the hair could be better it's a little [ __ ] up over here i need a haircut to be honest all right this is what we're going to hang out for a minute i'm going to just jump right into this i've got a nice coffee to drink i saw or stopped streaming i played saw yesterday and everybody hated it i by the way i need to apologize to everybody uh in the chat right now i was laughing my ass off about this earlier and before i went to sleep if you didn't watch the stream last night uh i've i had some work done on my body i had some body work like massage and like uh and it may be really tight i have a whole medical problem you can figure it out just go look at the reddit uh so i took a little bit of extra uh thc yesterday because i've been taking it for pain and i couldn't read an analog clock on stream last night i couldn't i couldn't do it i thought 8 26 was 8 55. it's like this i had to have been doing that for a joke but i just need to apologize uh because a human that's over the age of 30 should be able to read a clock because i couldn't do it i couldn't i couldn't do a lot of things last night apparently but it's all good everyone right now i don't have an analog clock in my room he's drug addicted no i'm not get an image draw a clock right now no i've got like an entire vr room set up i'm not i'm not going to like draw pictures for you right now that's what an addict would say i i'm not doing it today i'll puke in there if i do it today oh i can't scream this close sorry hey princess hotcakes thanks for the 10 community subs thanks to the 10 subs thank you princess hotcakes yeah what's with the golden kappa i don't get it golden kappa is it were they doing like an arg or something nobody knows yet yeah wake me wake me when viewers can convert that to money from me i don't care all right what'd you say somebody said something it was in the sea of emotes this is my friend stream of yours this is my first stream of yours i've seen i'm glad i even know i'm glad to even see you don't use youtube but you still do stuff here i'm pretty fun welcome to the stream and you know what happens when we get a new viewer you know what happens they hit line on the ground apparently i was gonna sing you the new viewer song but uh who is the new guy do not sing it sing the new viewers song no no i can't oh i'm not going to chat i'm not going to do it i i i'm not going to i'm hey i'm not going to i'm not going to i'm not going to i'm not going to do it okay and then i i've see i've seen him i've seen all the memes you guys are spamming me well now from now on i ain't gonna do it if i say i'm not gonna do it if i say i'm not gonna [ __ ] press the button i ain't pressing the button ever again just warming up before i get in the [ __ ] zone man you're dropping viewers no i'm not you can't even tell it's too early all right we're gonna play exorcist oh there by the way there's my actor scar from going what's this what's this vineland was it i hit the table too hard 5k andy that looks really little that didn't look like strong that's like a little boy did that come on look at my big mushrooms oh oh my goodness they're huge yeah yeah i'm just trying to finish my coffee guys hey i can't drink this when i get in there oh [ __ ] god these can't turn off hey oh just i got you don't worry guys i got the new viewer hey you are you're okay you're all right let's go ah nothing like a nickelodeon slurp sound to get you ready for vr all right let's go i'm not gonna stall anymore i promise coffee joke in front of it can i just drink a coffee weirdly why it's not a joke i'm just a weird guy i don't know hey he's ah it's on the top of the head we're t-minus 10 minutes away from the stream starting okay i'm kidding wait i don't my hair sucks okay get the right thing set in here we can get started with the exorcist this is in boston holy [ __ ] okay one's right and left left okay this one's left and this one's right hey uh is this game terrible i know i say that often but this game probably sucks right this is the exorcist hey there you are if you're it's good it's good all right all right let me just get this taken care of because it's annoying wires okay put the hand straps in i'm just realizing right now i have like an item right here that i need to look at all the time don't i well well in the famous words of michelangelo luigi here we go all right this is how you it's how you move okay this is a teleport you can teleport you can free move okay teleport um i can only teleport like oh wow that's weird you teleport based on your head movement that's a little weird i don't know about that okay and then when this icon appears press the menu button and they just keep getting bigger and they just keep getting bigger right here comes a funny joke where i'm going to talk about how big the iphone is now you can are you gonna get this thing in your pocket you know what i'm saying i remember the iphone 4s okay oh there we go i'm a police officer i did button game locomotion look locomotion loco type move speed fast yeah fast come on rotation mode ouch crouch on now i can crash in real life that's good right i just freaked out for a second i don't know why i thought this was like my real phone hold on wait i know the problem that's better okay that's better reset reset progress all right point at point at button pull triggers all right let's let's go unknown i saw you cece hi dad i'm heading back for donnie ringside seats okay what do i [ __ ] do get out of here press the menu to go back oh this is just teaching me how to play preston navigate inventory yeah yeah yeah press the menu to go back yeah yeah yeah uh game restart exit locomotion interactions hint hey cool go why am i just stuck in this room how do i play the game i guess this is really scary leave the office get the [ __ ] out of here let me out let me out of here what the [ __ ] game restart level [ __ ] are you talking about why would i be able to when i can't i don't walk to the precinct i use my telephone and call the precinct and then end up there i don't walk out the door to go to the precinct all right i'm already not happy this is already already not happy hey yes me uh hello uh answering machine at the [ __ ] precinct and i just like end up right here oh sick wait wait what the [ __ ] i mean i want to get a coffee grab the coffee ah all right i got it just another day in the evidence room oh who drank my coffee what gremlin just ran by and drank it like what looney tunes cartoon when i'm like oh what happened you're gonna go that must have been daffy duck all right detective i'm gonna get that [ __ ] we're gonna sit him right here we're gonna interrogate his ass i tried i tried okay hey all right why would i move the chair before i sat down this is my desk oh a radio okay okay this is uh roger that i don't know why we're living in like 1980 this is where's this what story what what town what day does this take place oh this does take place in like the 80s doesn't it okay you know you're in the next room you can just literally walk over here all right most wanted okay chapter one roger that uh over and out i'm ready to do my first case yep oh [ __ ] that's me where'd it go where'd it go uh where's it what'd i do with that yes yes i god dammit judy i'm in the bathroom let me wipe my ass before i get in touch with you jesus no sound no sound there's no sound there's no sound [Music] uh okay we're we're good we're good we're ready for vr i'm so glad i looked oh you missed so many funny jokes too they were talking to me and i was being so rude oh you have rude it's funny lol the lady was like yelling at me on the thing okay it's been a murder okay we're in one okay the cross is missing [Music] there's no cross in here all right now what okay no cross got we've got blood okay blood i got a piano oh my god this is a puzzle isn't it i hope not a lot going over there where's two cursor on the stream oh my [ __ ] god i'm telling you need three people to play vr i need somebody i need a walkie-talkie telling me hey there's cursor on the screen oh you can't see it but uh you gotta take care of it send him into the swine wait let's talk to them first what did you do sir sir you can't be in here okay something gross in there i just spoiled myself oh who would do this i'm gonna go like [Music] i know what i told you he was gonna do it what is this what oh i got i got mom's perfume what do i do with it oh it's a lighter i don't want to what the [ __ ] man i put this somewhere besides having to hold the grip button permanently uh i don't know all right so that we got a lighter let's keep going through here that somebody's right here i'm literally like running into somebody turn turn okay why can't that beat the trigger you know what i mean why is that the grips i have to squeeze my hand like this day four what we got blood this delicate glass case holds holy water thrown its masters on impact this is how i'm trying to get powers from god what do i do with this oh tape recorder tape recorder there's only one kind of beast that feeds on such misery and he's gaining strength he preys on war and drought to take souls from the region i say something has to be done but rome treats me as if i'm mad what happened to that holy water they would rather brush me under the rug check this out all right there's a cocoon sense of optimism today oats on exorcism father bell oh dear oh boy this is the mother lode in here i'm sorry would you hear my confession oh that was the guy that was in there oh wait is it a reverse heat button that the gun's going to come up where's my lighter why are things just disappearing what happened to my lighter oh [ __ ] more tapes what's this one morocco september 3rd i arrived at the family home yesterday i'm just waiting for one of these to be back what people used to do back in the 80s and 70s i'd hear a song on the radio and they would hold the tape recorder up and just record the song off the radio on the tape and it sounded like [ __ ] and prepare for a night on the streets outside their home we sat below we all raised our voices she must have heard us as we argue below because she landed a screen with such ferocity and i thought a pack of wild dogs must be in a room opens the way and wishes oh [ __ ] oh it's the book all right subtitles i don't think i can turn them uh on i'm not sure i can turn them on guys i'm sorry okay facing a certain way close how do i close the phone okay okay um what is this sand oh i found the cross don't touch that i guess don't touch it what happened [Music] stay back morocco september 3rd why is it playing the tape i arrived at the family eventually chose to abide his wishes wild dogs must be in a room we raised up someone i was right behind her as he flung open the door the sight inside was like nothing i've seen before a broken young girl a all right i'm gonna bring the zebra thing i got everything i need right read the clock good night look i i'm not high today i i was maybe a little a little problem yesterday but i'm fine where is that okay i need give me the book i need that wait it's got the god has a thing on his head oh god there's somebody in here what that was the warning what what do you mean i just got warned from i'm not going to talk [ __ ] about it anymore god god god get away from me wait where's my [ __ ] spells wait get out of here headshot okay close this book oh god i already hate this i [ __ ] hate this already i [ __ ] hate this i hate this i'm going to spray somebody in the face with this open this back up open this i need the book where's the where's the father gonna be right [ __ ] behind me all right i'd like to go home now fun i'd like to go now i'd like to go home now i'd like to go home there's a there's a lion behind me i can't see [ __ ] anything what i go up there what's that thing uh jesus i know that you've been working hard but i've traveled so [Music] okay i won't my name is [Music] [Music] how do i get out of here this is so disorienting exorcist he out called and that thing in the shadows here's the cross how the hell do i write this up i'm just standing here going like this did i for you lose your desk yeah you're welcome oh that that's it you died packaged i knew it was from the ocean a magic oh no don't put it on i put it on who's delivering this [ __ ] to me okay chapter two idle hands factor two laceration bruising break legion burns swelling uh almost as many uh hearthstone uh card types can't wait to see those minus two that that was funny you know saint jim wars what can i find about lucy moss what has been taken of her what has taken hold of her that was really pretty that was scary it was really disorienting and terrible okay calling [Applause] hello [Applause] stop calling me from the shower [Applause] okay thanks you're talking full blast in the shower man oh what's what's going on up there oh all right somebody clean that up all right what we got patient [Music] f4 d2 every time i go to press this button i move forward open it so too many buttons dude come on refresh this then swing that and press this to open the book they blame it on cuts last in first out they say they even called me to cancel when i was on my way in what the hell why is this like laminated issue one of venom or something i don't know i don't understand why oh it's evidence right f4 d2 what do these do i just heard something f4d2 [Music] a6c1 a6 c1 uh d3 bingo [Laughter] a6 peter but it actually does say that what approach was to caution all right approach with caution i have to play chess versus myself and checkmate you lose a6 c1 f4 d2 e2 um a rare a rare sap found in tropical climates burns at a much slower rate than traditional oils upgrade added to kit i found a rare item today this is binding of isaac this really is binding of isaac i found a rare item today added upgraded items to the source of power there must be more locked away oh my goodness okay cool so where is it must be more locked away not in there i tried leaving [ __ ] can i leave oh the person's in that room upgraded your flashlight i need to change the locomotion it's so awful and open that can i do anything with this over here i can't like change any of this autism and demonology weird thing to read at the security office okay now what i have to eat the doughnuts oh [ __ ] should i call on this guy again [Applause] well what is this monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday next till christmas octon here dude frozen in a block of ice izzy in y2 was adorable today saw the boys poking at a live frog out on the litter pick and instead of screaming like the other girl she moved the boys aside and carefully picked up the poor thing she was awesome we walked down through the lake side and let him go so cool uh thank you dave10442 for five six for the 200 bits i appreciate it what the [ __ ] do i do here wait oh milk in here is something in this oh wait all right so we just have to sit here i feel like that like look at this it is 8 29. got you okay so what the [ __ ] am i doing do something alright and what what is that what do i can't like interact with this uh what anybody have any ideas i like to cross at the lady oops open the door excuse me can you open the door this way all the wire okay the water right there which goes into there high voltage sure okay that goes find the tv stop crying get the alarm all i can do is just ping the guy in the shower i think i probably haven't touched yet i'm missing something here nothing else hidden here right i'm not gonna be behind this [ __ ] right there ain't nothing else in here i have like keys i want the other stuff anyone here that's better failed virgin that's not what that says a hint what put the phone down put the phone down that would have been scary but i wouldn't have to grab the book that's over there i've already touched every book in the room like i've picked up every donut oh where's the cross [Music] hey i have a bad time [Music] there's like a shield in front of me right but i can actually open this door [Music] oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no wait wait wait wait wait put this down for a second i gotta prepare i got my sea salt spray i've got my okay put this down oh give me that oh stop disappearing [Music] i didn't mean to do that spray her right in the face and spray and get it in her eyes like imagine somebody walking in the room like this okay just stay right there don't move or i'll spray you with this with this wig [Music] uh where's give me a gun but where's like what was like my [ __ ] like scythe or something like this what am i gonna do with this okay i gotta oh i'm coming in there i swear back against the wall [Music] ow what the [ __ ] am i what's going on where am i [Music] it's red in there why is it red in here [Music] what did i didn't go in here hold on stay right there for a minute don't move don't move stay there for a second [Music] come here oh dude you can pet frog [Music] what i'm not a [ __ ] afraid to use this what the rare pez dispenser i'm telling you i can't put that up what holy water oh [ __ ] this delicate glass case holds holy water throw its ashes [Applause] wait more just broken my hand what right i don't know what the item to use there you're not gonna like this one this is a rare fluid quickly get another one quickly oh [Applause] ah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] right here hey pretty scary game you got here right here up top okay [Music] i changed my mind i don't know did i look man i'm just a security guard i usually just [ __ ] play by switch and eat like ramen and donuts and stuff while i'm watching about it who you think i you think i am oh [ __ ] hold on hold on where are we oh [ __ ] hold on i'm gonna put this in my left hand hold on i need to prepare my gear before we go don't even think about it [Music] what the [ __ ] wait wait a minute [ __ ] [Music] i'm actually [ __ ] vile demon i got way more of these oh my finger why are you breaking my hand [Music] what the [ __ ] is happening dude oh there's a word there that i like the power of christ total power stay in there stay back okay now spray her with him you must obey you must obey obey you must relinquish the demon and obey and john and now would be a good time to fire the laser um hold on i can where's going i can't let go of this let's grab the demon out of her head and hold on switch hands what do i do take a picture the power of christ compels you you just die already you fight a [ __ ] demon what do i do what do i do i can't even i can't even move stuck i can't move here stay there i'm gonna call i'm gonna call somebody what is this hello wait wait wait wait wait wait wait and hold on hold on hold on okay the taken of the old souls his work is to harvest the weak decrepit and those who wear death it is said that he tortures his prey first through mind games dimensions and stress then the seal pain begins with physical abuse delivered from hellish flame huh historic weakness this is not the bible this is like my this is my like trapper keeper from math homework what do i do i can't put this down stay back i can't i lost both headphones oh my god [ __ ] god get me them [Music] this sucks just keep them in oh my god [Music] and we will be victorious [Applause] [Music] [Music] thank you you okay it was used by renovate to take soaps that was [ __ ] horrifying oh lucy was free of evil what cost everything i did it detective um okay everybody's everybody's ears gets too slippery when they play vr uh this doesn't work what i'm saying i need something better than this these things are covered in oil right now and they're just like if i turn my head i turn my head this way this is not long enough were they afraid you were gonna trip over this hey guys doing good case number two sealed all right hold on uh oh it's weird to see light that's weird is it just like i wasn't getting in a cave hold on red eyes i gotta wipe this down that one was terrifying i get it now it's just like it's five just scary cool chapters to get over the control schemes a little pretty good the nose the nose piece fell out uh i'm telling you the [ __ ] is greasy in here does it go oh hold on i think i just put it back in i can just put it back oh in what the [ __ ] happened i see in 10 years when this is ready to use i see you guys in 15 years when this is ready to use what the [ __ ] did i want to have the nose come out i gotta play noseless now i think i think i actually have to play noseless i mean it's kind of in there it sucks with smell-o-vision i mean it's i it's not i actually kind of like it more like this you guys have [ __ ] up my head so much i thought that said pretending like no i'm not [ __ ] you chad all right let's go [Music] what's called skin deep the hospital again skin deep irma has a psychotic breakdown in vr strange voice on the cd the same voice heard back in 1974 and that guy i don't know nice to meet you i'm a little freaked out the nursery's upstairs lied all the [ __ ] time [ __ ] my face is so itchy okay [Music] skin deep all that needs to be added to this is save the date tyler and carol are getting married can you believe it i'm sorry that was rude a baby it's a baby demon oh [ __ ] this one's gonna suck this one this one's a baby demon or sir gone i can't i seriously can't see on okay these stairs are [ __ ] crazy this minecraft level of steep i like crawl up these oh god damn it dude okay let's get this started get out the [ __ ] spray in there i'm opening this already something's gonna be in here by the way this is a ridiculous baby room this is huge if you have a walk-in closet in your baby room you're in like the 37 tax bracket oh baby suits damn a bunch of suits babies goes out [Applause] baby there was something in here i was in here um you have no idea your suits on top of suits you got cloths full of suits suits everywhere holy [ __ ] baby hey there see what you got whoa gucci way too expensive and overpriced oh these are diapers air oh nice hold on would you like to come sit down here i've got some tea for you you're gonna be demon or what i don't want to spray a baby in the face with like whatever chemical this is but i will if i have to what okay well it's a normal baby this is a normal baby see hey baby it's a just a normal baby okay baby spoke to your doctor in the early stages for advice about you and your baby your body is undergoing big changes so it's natural to feel unwell okay uh oh come here i've got a binky for you just don't scream in my face hey baby baby hey look take this it's your favorite toy it's it's it's tommy the teddy and i've got your favorite book we've got your favorite baby powder see hey cool you can keep you know onto that one and look we've got tall tales for small children you can read that one too organic baby formula put that in there with you you can just hang on to that oh and i i almost forgot i can cross to keep away the demons oh you're protected hmm wait put it over there wait okay if i get this within three tries i get a thousand community subs understand i get a thousand subs if i can get this first try with three tries we got a problem here you keep this put that right there and i'm gonna go listen on the other end a good boy or girl i don't know all day this wait this is the rooms in the house all right i want everybody to be in the kitchen everybody in the kitchen get out of my way you did you drop something okay and i'm gonna take this cause if it's just so cute [Music] anyway i have a cross all right now let's listen to the monitor it's gonna be like oh burning hell holy you son of a [ __ ] right it's just tuned to alex jones x bernadette you're democrats i'm telling you junior don't touch that why what's going on quiet wait that was the wrong one oh [ __ ] i think i just broke a monitor i think it has punched a hole in the monitor it looks weird all right between the baby if i feed the baby i might i don't think maybe i'm not supposed to do that okay well if he wanted it's there i can't have so much stuff on this baby i gotta back up i'm gonna hit some organized okay so what else am i missing here oh blocks oh is i want to spell let's go whatever who cares i [ __ ] with this and this made noise there are people talking in here all right this is good good i just start picking this [ __ ] up and throwing it around wait a minute if i drop this in here we'll drop in the room no all right i'm going to take these two out i think these are like the parents where do i put them or right here this is the bathroom i ain't [ __ ] around i'm ready in life indeed pregnancy test why is it like a phantom pregnancy test why is it like a ghost is that do anything oh all right then i got the pregnancy test clue okay about in the toilet no here it is pregnant oh right pregnant how's it doing that in the toilet flush the toilet oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what's going on in here why is it like all spooky i'll just take it out what if i put you in here instead you all just fell off all right now what is the baby doing anything um uh you do give me this read the book read book read the book on ground book on ground okay look oh i see you peekaboo i see you i see your secrets i see your soul see your soul read the flip book did i already do that baby okay oh what's this worm you need to put a worm on here what does that one would you do see that what is that firm uh i'll try this holy water that didn't really do what i wanted to nope nothing back downstairs go back downstairs there's a glow this globe i didn't touch oh okay all right lined up where is it is this calling somebody for the camera what oh i'm not even in the frame this probably info somewhere that i didn't get down somewhere but i guess should i do this mercury in his gatorade what that would be correct though the line that's done right yeah that's it i did it client stated that the lights in the loft are persistently bursting upon inspection is unclear what the cause is the fuse box and electrical circuit are working correctly 25 for an electrician uh add a zero that's usually what it is yes yes okay so uh i kind of i don't i should can i move that i want to like move this because this is wrong three levels on the globe yeah how do i move this part what the [ __ ] i didn't know you could do this a crystal this is drugs i think this is drugs a holy mineral uh found throughout ancient civilization to draw out evil spirits where is it where's my [ __ ] here holy water holy water where's the uh where's the new [ __ ] upgraded salt spray okay so i got it oh it's upgraded salt spray all right let's go i'm gonna go spray the baby i'm spraying the baby i'm spraying the baby i don't want to do this but i'm good look i'll just mist it over him i'm not going to spray him in the face i'm just going to like just mist it it's like essential oils me something [ __ ] back here [ __ ] is that what is that what's that there's something in this wall there's something in this wall let's hear that right on this tune will be found soon enough how do we get in here what the [ __ ] is going on in this room i can hear kind of noises and [ __ ] i think that's a broken those are broken all right time for a head time for a head i'm going for it let's see yeah i did already been over there man hey you need to stand in front of this mirror in front of the mirror get over there hey where's the other one kitchen um it's a knife you pick up the knife in the back tea kettle hello this is in here all right hold on give me my thing look it's even in here what you can't take these pills what the [ __ ] okay that was [ __ ] i that that was that was one of the scariest things in my life that's the scariest thing i've ever seen my whole life i didn't that was powerful that's horrible it was terrifying that was the worst thing i've ever seen in my life my whole life that's like a monster in this one oh no that's not good god damn it give me the put this out i'm going full blown [ __ ] fire power but i need the salt spray give me that instead oh okay uh baby your mother is uh not you're not here oh my [ __ ] god don't even tell me where are you oh you're in a rocket chair wait a minute no i don't want to listen to bugleberry tell me any more stories where i did the teleport thing for oh yeah yay where are you you [ __ ] weirdo quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly [ __ ] i hate this one i don't like this one oh this door doesn't open oh wait wait distractions it's like a flashbang no i don't want to go in there just let me put this over here for a second wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait oh give me that back hurry hurry hurry hurry come on respawn you [ __ ] you're gonna be in this closet i'm gonna i'm gonna smash into something i don't know what it is oh hello i'm just gonna tape like a hundred of these to myself i'm gonna make a cross suit of armor yet [ __ ] all right just touch the chair and move the chair i can't go in here i can't leave can't [ __ ] leave any monitor [Music] [Music] give me this please why can't i use this okay okay i'm gonna maybe monitor it right there and oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i [ __ ] hate this or in where was there's a door in here or oh [ __ ] there's a there's a door right there [Music] that's not the door the globe over i can peel that i'm gonna peel this oh my [ __ ] god in heaven um [Music] okay just wait a minute stay very [ __ ] here i need all my tools i need my tools whatever will whatever you believe you will always be beautiful to me okay and flowers don't okay [ __ ] oh even here i hope you like the flowers to meet you about it germany god hello what happened but i don't want to put this down but i have to oh no this is not a this is not a cross but it'll do this man are you talking you can really jam this into somebody's [ __ ] eye if you need it too oh my god oh my god oh my god give me the thing oh my god oh my god hold on i can make that easy are you is that moving it's moving i'm ready to spray i'm ready to spray this [ __ ] baby [Music] i took my spray [Music] [ __ ] i don't like the fact that it took my spray did i leave [Music] [ __ ] i move this [Music] i can't move this save the baby oh too baby [Music] throw yourself [Music] um oh [ __ ] that's definitely something i could do i can't walk through the mirror can i go through the mirror wait i'll throw holy water at the baby [Music] [Music] okay perfect [Music] oh that stuff that's terrifying there's got to be something i can do about this right [Music] can i just leave no way i'm just going to leave all right that was fun i'll see you later bye bye bye wait [Music] turn the light on like who's the light [Music] ain't no baby in here with the magic [Music] light [Music] oh i think i can do anything that's it light on the doll house it's the crib nothing in here man oh that's it [Music] ah but what the heck boss on the mirror how did i do this come on out of there i need that i need that i need that detective you shouldn't play around with such things i've got a [ __ ] spray spray and i'm going to spray him alright when when i walk forward like that and my teeth start to hurt ow quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly give me the spray quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly quickly it's phrased more deadly spray is the one that you need to use because i mean i got laughed at [ __ ] oh son of a [ __ ] oh don't don't i'm [ __ ] ready for you to shoot this stay on a wall so you know where you are where is it oh that's not a baby in there a fake baby the cross is still down here though what does it want me to do the cross is a light holy [ __ ] um don't come near me don't come near me don't come near me dog [ __ ] this one it's this one it's this one spray this one it's this one it's that one it's a steak it's that one it's that one where else somebody else it's you if you show yourself safe know yourself say where are you come on outside come on outside oh i'm gonna exercise these demons don't you worry about that junior right there [Applause] come on come on come on come on come on come on spray spray right right no tuck the phone spray spray spray spray spray spray spray all right [Music] baby [Applause] bye [Music] it's okay honey you just had a little bit of baby diarrhea nothing to be afraid of that's got it under control thank you so much [Music] closing the door in the bathroom that was [ __ ] [Music] horrible [Music] idea man we have samaritan esports out says this parcel was flagged by the post room it came illegally from an inmate in the new hampshire corrections facility find anything dangerous detective all right or watch the ceiling baby clip baby glimpse ceiling baby you mean ceiling baby what i didn't see this hold on let me see [Music] i was too i was too busy trying to be funny i i've missed it or i'm just i was just terrified you know it's a coping mechanism you know what i'm saying you know it's been two hours holy [ __ ] it's been like 10 minutes uh i'm gonna do one more and then i'm gonna go pee oh he just this is gonna gross everybody out but i don't care this is going to gross everybody out this is this was coffee was in here and i finished it there was ice in here the ice has melted into water that's pretty good that's not bad i do that what's wrong with that it's the same liquid i got a base station error actually you know what yeah let's let's go i i want some more that was just a tube that was too little of a taste i want a full water wait one minute op we'll take our first break see you guys in a minute guys thank you guys drivers hey oh oh oh oh guys okay i've returned oh i just like chugged two full glasses of water oh great all right we got two more chapters he's been pretty good i i i was a little annoyed at first a little annoyed once you get used to the controls uh this is really really [ __ ] scary it's doing long have i do outdated long have we waited herds aided the default iphone emote all right let's go let me get this back oh i'm just doing some stretches too while we're at it hi uh has the face game too big i feel like it's like it doesn't look like it's huge is that too big all right it's good all right back in i look forward to finishing the two final chapters oh we okay let's look at the results when we're done yep wrist straps samaritan and the tomb ooh all right let's move i'll do it i don't have hands to put up i'm not everybody's a [ __ ] man okay let's go samaritan unknown epidemic has ravaged a haitian community causing unrest international team of doctors was investigated since gary from by looters the santa sant health center now strikes fear into the local residence these mother nature at work or something more unnatural what do you think i've it's a there's a knife here clean this place i can't clean this place oh do i hear a dog in real life hold on what is it yes can i help you uh can i help you you need something you kind of can't be in here right now he's all right he's so weird he he came in the room he was i heard him barking at the door and i opened the door and he just sitting there wagging his tail i'm like yeah dude what do you want and he's like i'm just coming in and i close the door and he just lies in the corner all the way right next to the door he knows i'm doing vr in here you know like he's like i was gonna get the [ __ ] out of the way i was gonna watch you be a weirdo go him hold on he just sits right here he just sits in the corner like i'm not ever going to go over there he knows he's like yeah i'm just going to sit in the right in front of the door and then right did i get that right is that the right spot he's just like i'm just gonna hang out it's all right well we can hang out in here i just didn't want to step on them you know what i mean that's why we're staying over there don't worry all right back to what we were doing such a good boy he is he's a very very good dog all right let's keep [ __ ] going let's keep this going so uh there's we got a knife i have a little beacon hello i'm dr hopkins of the epidemic and pandemic disease that's the weirdest thing i've ever seen this is a intercom gps traffic cones uh i don't know what that says stop the spread network networking class it's a network cleanse that's like some [ __ ] internet online [ __ ] snake oil that is oh it's a program it's called a network cleanse hey you just run it it'll scan it'll go through your network and to clean out any of the other pipes man only 64.99 how do i cycle the images oh okay hold on that's pretty nice hey bags uh these are people this room hens uh i don't i don't know what that is this is in this room and looks like when you get the zombie thing or whatever thank you danger contagious dead inside we're protected is there somebody in here why is there somebody in there oh yes okay break glass this is when like the big guy in the movie goes come on okay you little twerp give me that [ __ ] thing that he does it too he can't he's like i can't what's wrong with this thing man i can't break it either this is [ __ ] [ __ ] and he starts panicking and [ __ ] screaming and everyone's like calm down dude he's like oh no we're gonna get the [ __ ] out of here in that movie a hundred times ever i can't pull it somebody in there oh hear that i'm gonna open that with a key right here ugh back here giga rats ace what was that why did i just blink what about is the virus all right what's up there's something it's got pictures in this room of where lens wait right here all right why was this picture taken or this is grown in the ends there are souls cleanse this place i take any more pictures with this oh whatever no knives so uh hammer all right i'm i have weapons i'm ready back in here and help hey in there i break it with this uh what was that what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what is that sound is it the board i have too much weight there's too much weight let's went down the stairs oh oh no no yet what on earth is going on in here that crow had a human voice hey sample 13. oops oh no i just let it loose so i just let it loose whatever it is i'm sorry oh no oops a daisy oh oh that's [ __ ] so creepy that's all right the water don't work down here give me the cross or something give me like the spray or the why do they break in my face boy ah good now um oh [ __ ] what is this [Music] okay is this is audio from this stream had to shut off the power we we have to be quarantined all right germa the way out god forgive me low please talk to charge siri please doc please doc where where do i dock it uh nitrochloric acid and hydrogen oxide all right i feel like i need to hold on to this but this is a puzzle i need another thing wait wait that power that's the power that [ __ ] just stood up dude [Music] some essay right now where there's a monster just literally literally standing up unknown disease aired me jesus how do you think i feel right now what's in there why'd he say charge it charge it charge it charge it charging station that's not a charging station i thought that was a charging station okay now don't get up what is this charging station i think one of our aid workers is losing it which is his name i caught him drawing a cult of symbols to ward of evil as he put it he's a scientist it doesn't make sense we shouldn't have left [ __ ] alone dr chen thinks he is conducting his own research last night [ __ ] i could hear him through the vents chanting line that's like one of the local witch doctors i worry he's completely lost his mind gun gun gun is there a gun somebody said gun you said the word gun gun oh where's the gun uh you told me gun i don't see a gun is here a gun on the floor that's a knife what do you see a gun where's this where on the body under the body what oh dude don't you just stay there mister i'll kill you i know how to use this thing i've had two seconds of training that's just firing the gun now get out of town i i can't what am i going to do with this what monster is going to be scared by this bang bang bang it shoot a ghost yeah so who cares all right we need to go oh i guess there's a recession work we're going to storage i'm not going anywhere actually apparently we're not going anywhere i get it up there who's short that actually what i need to do okay mr anderson fresh food is here uh wait what's that um i look at him double i do surgery i don't think i do surgery oh you don't do surgery i don't know what to do over here wait research notes uv exposure okay it's killed by uv samples infected blood okay stats great access credentials all right mr moser print that [Music] access code i have a scan code now hey finch uh i think it's finch right yeah it's bench isn't it you're gonna run out of cyan okay thank you mr [ __ ] caption hey [Music] he is gollum the ring's not worth it come back with me in gandalf easy now easy got him trust me someone that's bear the ring i know what it's like this is not fun this part [Music] oh i think we need to turn around oh ah what the [ __ ] wait user's a lightsaber no no jokes [Music] i do yes passing through just don't nobody get up nobody i said don't get up it's too dark i waste my life here we go that's a chicken what the heck what the heck chicken feet used for protection against spirits they must be fixed by um chicken foot this is a chicken feet thanks for the chicken feet this is chicken feet this is made of chicken feet suspended with chicken feet uh give me that back no that obviously that didn't work i need mine mine's made look i got that's a wooden cross that this guy had to [ __ ] make that guy made that i i bought mine on the [ __ ] free-to-play store okay this thing was like 19.99 this one's gonna be way more effective do i need to do something else with you hi oh this is jay finch's key card i'll take this i'll use it better than you will hey all right i'm going back i have this key card uh my free to play store version um what is going on ah chickens something with the chickens this valve grab this knife use the knife use knife cut the chicken all right i'm gonna get a chicken it doesn't work that doesn't work it doesn't work wait a minute wait a minute [ __ ] eat uv light oh he's he he eat like spray that's some holy water bro a break in my [ __ ] hand break in my fingers why am i doing this so tightly use the spray here's the other cross it's the chicken feed cross what did this say they must be fixed by a hangar or mambo um there's the spray on the guy try that i mean that there's clearly something right in the middle of the room holy [ __ ] it worked oh my god oh my god oh my god there it is there it is there's the thing there's the guy [Music] the answer is time sit back down where the [ __ ] are you going where you going okay god's gonna save me oh it'll protect me in this scenario i can guarantee [Music] you didn't like that you didn't like that you didn't like that you didn't like that how about this one how about another one right up your nose [ __ ] [Music] don't do it [Applause] [Music] there he is he said this one should i do it [Music] [Music] i gotta spray him in the mouth [Music] you oh my god the chicken where is it i feel it i can feel you somewhere oh in the face [Music] where is it the chicken chicken this is the chicken [Music] what's happening i can't do the spray i can't put my hand down [Music] let's throw another chair at me man come back is it a body is the inner body i think it's interesting but why is that working aim the [Music] [Applause] [Music] crosshair not working [Music] [Applause] first [Applause] you don't refuse [Music] oh okay i didn't below ground the haitian army found me a day later among the corpses dr hopkins i'm made to the airport without too many questions these demonic encounters have left me with a strange sensation as if i am being led towards an inevitable confrontation azuzu's presence so check detective um [Music] one of our inmates attacked and almost killed a police officer detective jameson it's pd now in critical conditions lacerations to the throat and neck and made widely known as the gemini copycat killer life three days after the attack on active jamison final chapter why don't we take a look and see how well we did so far 75 that's a c uh i didn't do the artifact i didn't understand that but i was learning the game and i got my ass kicked 100 i did pretty good on this one 100 on the baby one and 25 why was that so bad research the disease don't get hit by flying objects out whatever all right here comes tomb final chapter of the exorcist deluxe edition cut off its head and the body will follow that's what they say i have traveled too far on this path to turn back at least that's what i told myself iraq syria border upper mesopotamia oh that's really immersion breaking after five at the tomb wait i gotta do i gotta hold it like every movie actor and every cartoon actor you don't go like this you go like this it wouldn't make your hair catch fire holy [ __ ] this is huge i don't just hold it like here or like here why go like this i gotta go that way stick rock [Music] ah all right this was good ah all right corridor oh on fire oh wait a minute that's annoying oh okay at least i know what that is now hell is this defense center do not danger do not enter it's gonna be why did he open that be a monster in here oh [ __ ] l i'm going back that way wait do i have my book of spells what the hell that was [ __ ] horrible i like the candles off in this room reed wado no way though no way out you're gonna pull this watch out for that hold this i can't just light this on fire why not hey what are you doing to me video game why are you doing this ugg pog bro hold it i can't do anything with that i thought that was a turtle why am i walking towards the scary voice somebody above me oh [ __ ] happy halloween everybody i went in a circle all right that wraps around the circle remember that somebody keep that in mind i'm gonna need that in like 10 minutes it's about what what do you want me to repent i'll do it tell me what am i repenting oops how did i do that what was the point of that why'd i do that i feel like i needed that did i need that it's soft locked this way right yeah follow the voice bottom uh i guess with diablo too i feel like i'm in the maggot lair hey it's written boo like like christ this one in a circle and this sucks i just want a goddamn circle right this way wrath two right away this is i went up i went all the way back oh do i need to grab that rope and pull it along with me oh all right well we're gonna go right there he is risen wrath oh what there's wrath is that way this way hey this is new this is a new room what's it doing um should we spray the paintings i like these candles i don't know what the [ __ ] i i don't know i don't know if it was like if there's something wrong with something going on i don't know what's going on i was just trying to light the candles i'm not trying to do anything mean [Music] it might be a hit time what do you think is it it's time for a hint um walk forward teleport that doesn't work look i'm not sure you can teleport in this whole level i can't why would i be able to jump this is you guys crazy this is like [ __ ] 30 feet throw the torch down why would i listen to that guy thank you developers i really appreciate it that'd be really stupid to do that in real life based dibs go back to the rope go back to the rope go back to the rope go back to the rope back to the rope go back to the rope go back to the rope go back to the rope back to the rope here we are now um f2 take this rope walk it through the whole level we do burn the rope i tried that already it's not working go to waiting room grab it at the bottom it's part of the scary movie thing is this must be happening put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back where it is right the rope uh uh that didn't work okay it's knocking my [ __ ] everywhere i i kind of have ideas abraham imagine getting service down here us above the door maybe idea ah get the [ __ ] away from me damn it that was a good idea these these pictures can't be on in here invisible further inside back for you right okay graph that we pulled the rope off this way all right left this is with this dumb boy i don't see anything highlighted play highlights for 10 seconds by the way oh come on give me a [ __ ] hand it's risen bath with the picture i spray the giant chasm it's soft locked maybe is it you think it is at the level right into the canyon hope it's broken finally i restart um i just reset progress because that was really weird how that played out did you see that that was odd i said yes but it looked like i clicked on reset progress all right yes all right here we go oh let's go walk walk walk there is no teleporting anymore all right whoa scary scary scary scary stuff oh keep going move move cool really cool it's like burnt you i'm sorry actually feels really good on my like chested back i need to take a bath after this one i am tight okay here we go remember i lit this owl that was one of those moments where if that was a little kid it didn't hurt that much but it hurt just enough for me to cry and start screaming like hit my hand and then [Music] here's a streaming now hey it says come on get me hi hi hi all right rope we have jesus we have okay so now let me just touch the rope this doesn't do anything and now we walk find hint now open the book jeremy let's look at this book i've reached what did it say you've now reached what looks to be a cliff edge now place your tomb torch in the tomb holder i'll equip your b oil i can't read what you're saying say it again i can't read it oil place your pick back up your tomb towards instant on the right while you put your b oil torch the [ __ ] is b oil hey okay here we go need to repent hey at night okay a secret bridge will reveal itself when i use my b oil your lamp oil the light not the salt idiot why would anybody do that without a cheat code like that what this way give me this i want this back i'm holding it by the oh it looks like a bee all right let's go fine all right everything's gonna be fine you guys remember the you guys remember the undertaker remember the undertaker's theme song always start like this you could just go [Music] owen where are you going hey [Music] it's me the comedy guy hey look at that bench excuse me where are you going hey don't hold up for me it's me the comedy horror guy i just make [ __ ] jokes well i'm scared it's me the comedy guy i'm pruning your [ __ ] enjoyment of my playthrough oh it's open now oh [ __ ] what's my face hot oh it is it's me the comedy guy hey what that's not fair give me this back i need that how do i get this back [ __ ] gone forever i need it i need it i need it i need it i need that oh [ __ ] i need that there's another one devs help shit's in the wall it sucked it up oh my goodness why did i have to do that my god damn it i need a torch torch porch porch respawn point porch respawn point please i'll take it i'll take it towards respawn point ah i'm walking in [ __ ] circles i have to go back and get the torch oh my god oh [ __ ] let him out let him out let him out ow that didn't hurt i just pretended it did let him die i didn't let him die it was too hot to open in bed i need the light from this okay oh okay not okay not okay where is it wait i can put the fire up is it breaking in my fingers every time i [ __ ] swear to god you [ __ ] up i saved you do it don't you do it to me hey how about prepared hold on i don't want to hit anything you stupid game ready i'm ready for the final encounter yes yes yes yes it's me the comedy guy lots of fun playing horror games it's me the comedy guy got my confidence back and i'm ready to try and guess what it's time to fry so this is open now eat that oh [Music] hmm hey walking school oh blood okay left or right let's go left baby do no way out no way out no way out no way up you could have just thrown it one time and then you can use the other seven times to find a way out didn't do that did you how are you guys here you are i hear a clock [ __ ] as soon as he got out of the boat a man with an unclean spirit appeared from the tombs and met him he'd been living in the tombs and could no longer be restrained even with chains and shackles no one had the strength to subdue him night and day in the tombs and enemies he leans in and goes let's get on great ooh don't want to salt spray this dude i'll give it a go won't i hey illegal illegal illegal spray what did i do that too should i do that too look i'm one of you i'm not doing a two you don't have to come kill me look it's upside down hey i'm getting [ __ ] out of here [Music] um it's me the comedy guy i made up that scream to make you cry it's me the comedy guy you thought i was scared why don't you die you that guy why it's me that was [ __ ] horrible that was the worst that was the worst scare of the whole game how many guys the worst character here's the best part about that i can't see what you guys are writing in real time so i don't know if you hate it or not i'm just ha you know what good you know why it we love comedy guy oh yes i'm so happy i [ __ ] i actually lost like two years of my life from that one it just sprinted right into my face oh my god i feel terrible right now i feel like somebody just punched me in the face like five times all right get me out of here i need a torch i'm sorry right i can't see [ __ ] in there is bones here god save me i'll do it myself oh look that's what the rope is there for rope reveal fog fog no no that's arguably more important oh i bought that cross let's get on this boat going down all right move the boat the fake bridge i swear to god jeremy we're good we're good we're good all right so little fake bridge here oh you just wrote it going oh this is the bad part where it's the screen this is father phineas battle i think vince if you're listening to this i expect that pazuzu has already stained my mind do not let him do the same to you i must finish his presence expelled from the tomb it is the only way and it's gonna be like [Applause] right i see something up there i put the put the torch down put the torch down there's light too much light the [ __ ] is that oh [ __ ] that's pazuzu that's the pazuzu statue from the first chapter hey [Music] are you ah it's gonna be a tongue it's gonna be a giant frog tongue this is a tongue that's a tongue oh thank god it's not a [ __ ] guy's tongue [Music] oh we gotta go up to lord vazuzu's temple hey come on man let's go this way dark oh i climbed this we got to lose a torch all right bye okay here we go holy water holy water and then bring the demon out here we go [Applause] my face on do it what do you believe detective after all the pain you've seen all the cases that keep you up at night do you believe in the bloated horse so drenched from the canal do you believe in the cigarette burnt limbs of a child in a shallow grave do you believe in the puddle of human slime that seeped through the floorboards you think humanity deserves to thrive in its own rotting decay that's the wolf from the neverending story that i should not indulge in why would stay back i will use power on you that you have never seen before of the thousands of years i lost that sound you don't scare me if you think i'm going to be terrified by something at fire of you you have been mistaken now come down here and paste me and face the light face for life what's that cracks into 12 o'clock noon you will be vanquished from this earth once and for all oh get the little scare but it's okay stay right there oh no no i will not accept it no i don't need the spread come on wait what why didn't you call me that man i didn't i i think i just threw my shoulder up you going what's happening iron him burn him come on what do you got you got nothing you're really looking a little green there aren't you no oh [Music] you go sorry for turning the world's green there folks back all right where'd it go [Music] hey oh [ __ ] i'm me now i'm him their victims this is a new beginning for you detective and you will watch [Music] you will join us you will be used we are [Music] life will always prevail therefore sometimes when it doesn't a flash of brilliant light it was over told you everything that led me here crumbled to dust around me wait i can't read it we can't we can't hear you you're talking to like the wrong direction all right hold on back you vile demon i'll kill you in vr you're get out of here hey no whoa yes so epic fight sequence here yeah get him oh it's not it's not that exciting for you oh it's exciting for me i've been waiting that's sick rotten flesh that lingered around me for [Music] months [Music] uh let's talk about the real interesting that i've been watching this stream about the people that have been watching this stream that didn't really know they were watching the stream uh potentially my neighbors think that uh there is some weird really wild [ __ ] going on in this room uh performing exorcisms talking about like slay the demon go back to hell where you belong go back to where you came eat holy water like what am i doing in here it's concerning listening to this all right how we doing that one that was all right that ending sequence was pretty crazy it was really good 75 i'll take it uh what time is that by the way that is well would you look at that it is that would be uh 11 10 11 10. all right let's uh how are we doing 1105. 11 time i'm sorry i just punched you same like actor oh this is cool this is all the stuff why wouldn't we want to get rid of this or something i don't think we want to keep that all my stuff oh cool it's all my things that was fun actually pretty good i'm coming up coming out i went out that was good that was actually really fun how's your hair that's my face i'm worried about that i'm all worried about like the 5 fps camera that i have next game yeah we will we're going to move on to uh the actually hold on well i have the walking dead walking dead is coming up next either walking dead or what's a short one i'm probably not going to go for more than probably another hour what's the short one i don't want to do five nights at freddy's no i've played that game i played the game in like 2012. i played them all how about a chair in a room you didn't do it in vr what do you really that matter the vr one is better the vr1 is different all right how about this we'll save that for halloween night but i'm going to play a chair in a room it's probably not going to be very good but it might be let's have our expectations in the right place don't you think and then we'll do all the walking dead as well and i'm going to play a bunch of scary random [ __ ] on halloween night too uh let me go just get some water i'll be right back see in a minute go back from whence you came

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Length: 216min 18sec (12978 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 28 2020