Jerma Streams - Monster Rancher 2 DX

this game out yet the game released yet 430 no shit where the fuck does this game come out real voice one what's wrong maybe in 30 minutes all right well what okay so hey first of all hello hi everybody how you doing good to see you again today plan is we're going to play monster rancher 2 i'm trying to hold my excitement this is one of my favorite games ever art on the mic you got it why do so many people want streamers to fart in mike's is it funny oh i suck i've completely forgotten it but let's talk about this real quick i completely forgot that so during the dollhouse stream it was there was a lot going on there was a lot of stuff that when you recorded right like the the costume selection stuff right that was all pre-recorded and then there was stuff going on on the set now my mind was not like watching the stream and i completely forgot and it took until i like i like reminded of this like weird thing where i spun around in the middle of the costume change scene and like do this like fake spin fart loud into the microphone thing with my mouth and i i had a reaction to that like a few months ago then i forgot about it and i saw it like a few days ago and i was like why is that hit why is that in the why is it here i like didn't want that in the video what is this there i didn't want that in the stream uh but anyways who cares let us see your face i know i told you i'm i'm sitting here waiting for the release of monster rancher and i'm gonna play monster rancher two and by the way who cares i do it was my fart uh for all the new germaites that are in attendance right now uh i've played this game before this is a re-release of the old playstation 1 games i i can't i'm so excited i can't wait to play be prepared to be more emotionally invested in this than anything else you've ever done in your life remove the microphone no emotion for an hour i feel like i'm sitting in the line at best buy waiting for the new iphone i i just want to play all right hold on do i just do no emotion until the game comes out why did this turn into like a weird like protest stream i'm not i'm not like protesting together i no i'm i'm just waiting for the game to come up turn on the cam and smoke cigarettes i don't want to talk about too much about the game because i want you to be surprised by how fun it is apparently the port's pretty good too from what i've heard it's almost 3 a.m yeah what time is it when is it okay when is the next region midnight does anybody know like what where is it 11 35 right now if you look at your clock and if it's 11 35 pm tell me where where you are what region ireland it's 12 35 okay so what what is this what is this release it's 1am 11 35 where oh it's 11 35 am that's not right no i'm talking general region region it's 11 35 a.m in australia i'm looking for regions it's not even out yet i know so look just fucking okay whatever ask ask me ask me whatever you want okay i'm fine i'm sitting there until it comes out whole europe is after zero zero well you look unhealthy so nobody said that i did i i can i can i can stall as long as i want why don't you believe in time zones i do believe in time you know okay you're asking the guy if he believes in time zones the guy that has to respond to the eu viewers that yell at him because i streamed too late you talking to that guy you don't think i know time zones seriously what is this time i don't know i'm waiting for monster rancher to come up this probably doesn't even come out it's probably like an error on steam that the game comes out like today it says on steam that the game releases in less than an hour and that was an hour ago that was at like that was at four o'clock what's your skincare routine my eyes you look uh you look greasy thanks all right guys i'll show you something interesting i'll show you something interesting okay so this is my i had to do this today i had to put on a t-shirt i had to put a shirt on today the tags are inaccurate what do you mean no pants well no i do have pants on but this is like the i'm in a zoom call professional just make sure just make sure you don't stand up so they see your darth vader pajama pants look at this what's oh guys yeah v-neck i got a i got a cool v-neck on don't stand up otherwise they'll know you've one of the three shirts you own i need to go close i look can i can le i have to talk about this listen to me i need to know if anybody else relates to this so i have i have i don't like okay i own a shitload of really nice clothes that i've purchased i bought a bunch of clothing i went to a bunch of nice places bought a bunch of nice like tees really nice like button-up shirts and shit right they are all wrinkled to fucking hell in the closet i have not worn them once because i don't want to mess them up i don't want to ruin them i always feel like if i put my nice clothes on i have a bunch of it that i i will somehow like sweat through it or drop mustard on it or something i never want to wear those clothes i don't know why and they they seriously look like they look like they're in a vacuum sealed bag because of how fucked up and scrunched and wrinkled they are i don't think any dry cleaning would work i think i literally have to get new clothes because this so wrinkled up is not going to happen i tried to iron one of them once and all it did was make make a bunch of lines and it was bad in the pre-stream you promised mario golf i was shit-faced when i promised mario golf like six months ago so sorry what'd you say don't eat mustard then how often are you eating mustard are you wearing really nice clothes to a ball game no i don't know i always just feel like okay i feel like i sweat a lot and like i'm gonna get those like orange stains under the nice clothes what causes those orange stains by the way it doesn't happen to me but if it did why is that happening game out yet no i'm in the wrong category too yeah i got to move to like just chatting for like 20 minutes or wait is it is it technically a monster rancher 2 stream if i'm talking about how pumped and hyped i am from monster rancher 2 you look red i know because i'm very flustered why is your sweat orange no it's after when it dries it's aluminum it's an allergic reaction huh you still owe me four million dollars for stealing and crashing my jet pack jpegs aren't real but you look so nice today who did you kill for the youth today i shaved so i killed the millions of tiny little hairs that were on my face you could say you look 15 years young because i shaved my face this is a fresh shave how come you're d aging i'm not d aging i'm this is just what my face looks like after i shave i could use a haircut too your face looks red i know because my white balance is wrong and it's i'm a little warm my white balance is screwed up this wall this wall is not like green okay i it's it's like white it's kind of like a off-white this chat's going too fast what's on the reddit shelf uh on the reddit shelf we have i've got been doing a little collection here so i'll move this way uh every major stream people have maybe been paying attention to this uh but every major stream a prop like a little piece of it goes up there and eventually i wanted to get to the point where all those funko pops get removed we i'm going to start replacing the funko pops with like one little prop from a major stream uh so hopefully over the next year or two that shelf is fucking overflowing it's like it's a i don't know it's a nice little reminder to like walk in and be like oh yeah that one that one that was fun that was fun that was fun that was fun the geodes there yeah most of them all the major streams the big event streams are up there with the exception of maybe maybe i don't know maybe one he's holding on to the past no i would be holding on to the past if this was like 30 years from now and i come in and i pick up the 985 plaque and i'm like oh i remember when i did that oh no it's uh it happened like six months ago remember when what was your favorite stream i don't have a favorite the game out yet no you need to get the death wing funko pop why would i do that i don't give a shit about that game i don't care at all about deathwing why would i ever get the death wing funko pop i haven't played world of warcraft since i swore off of it like six years ago when you watch the meltdown stream what did you say do a cool camera effect no i we have 15 minutes before i can i hope it unlocks okay this is like me waiting for the iphone at best buy except best buy didn't tell me didn't say anything about what time the iphone was coming out i'm just here excuse me sir uh we nev we didn't like tell you that like the game was the the iphone was gonna be out today yeah i'm just here i'm gonna wait for it uh what if it's like three weeks from now yeah that's that's fine i'll just like i'll just hang out how do you like mcdonald's i love mcdonald's my house tick tock treating you you tell me what's my favorite bug uh prank man it's probably yeah we're doing the game awards tomorrow absolutely that's also at 4 30. hopefully that actually starts at 4 30. do i have any vinyls no i don't have any vinyls hold on what's what's going on here i need to make sure something here okay should i just switch to just chatting like i'm just sitting here i'm not gonna sit in the wrong category for like fucking an hour don't no more swearing either just chatting return to the farm whatever that means i swear to god if i change category and it comes out in two minutes i'll be mad no all right if it doesn't come out at five then i will just leave this category if it isn't ready can you play the manos hands of fate game no no thank you do something wacky um i don't think these pants will allow me to do that i could give you a tick tock though you want to talk about world's greatest tick talker i could prove it to you can i stand up this is not inappropriate right there's a pair of pants without underwear on why do you have to ask them why do i have to even say that i sometimes forget how many people i'm talking to my mother's pissed probably she's probably like jeremy i just heard my mother's voice go jeremy i can show you a tick tock fine you want to see the next fucking big tick tock dance i'll give it to you right now all right fine okay i've trended on tick tock three different times in the last fucking three years okay bring this one to the fucking front page call this one the goddamn orangutan see on the front page holy shit it's already gone viral it's already viral i didn't even do it i just did that for five seconds you think i could be on tick tock.com what the fuck did that guy do that's the latest tick-tock craze it's called the orangutan you keep talking just make it already i'm not gonna make a tick tock germa i would germa i would rather s see you in the hospital than on tech talk holy shit dude what the fuck can you be toxic sure fine no i don't do that i'm too excited by the way important the new year's eve nominations are still open still open if you have something this year that you thought was really awful or really cool go to the discord i'm winded from doing the abrasive tough dance we've got 10 minutes until i have to panic and figure out what the hell i'm going to do for the next few hours be funny i just did the orangutang and that was fucking hilarious don't you remember this is why i should never fucking go live unless i exactly am ready to stream the game you guys that's why i don't do like irl it's because i can't be trusted with anything that was trendy but it wasn't funny that was trendy why am i so red why dude i don't understand why so much blood in my skin why am i like this i don't think i really am though does that mean i have too much blood all over my whole face and shit what does that mean you're regressing to 2011 germa yeah the gerber that was read in every video just and but i was burnt that was burnt i've i don't know why i decided to turn the face cam on and do videos when i was just burnt every time was it we've seen the orangutan but can we see the i don't know what that is you're very sweaty i'm not i'm not though i'm just red nine minutes nine minutes remain why is your bed on the floor behind you that's a dog bed or that could be very far away right what if i just freaked everybody out right now and i got up and i started running and walking towards that and i started getting smaller and like five minutes later i get in that bed and line it like i'm this big that would have been hilarious remember it comes out tomorrow but look at steam i'm telling you look at steam says the game releases in less than an hour it's i said 23 hours an hour ago this is not copium this is factual information on the steam website it's gonna be five i think so you're already fitting that perfectly i i gotta fix this i don't know why i'm so red i'm like i'm like turning purple am i or is that just my shitty monitor i can't i have no idea you're bruising because your lights are too blue let me see what i can do hold on bear with me here okay white balance let's change it oh there we go i'm actually like blue now i don't why am i i don't do i even have human skin why is it like so hard for me to white balance my face i don't get it i promise i'm not like this like red and purple i've made like videos on uh on tick tock before i'm not this red and purple but i have so much blood i don't know i don't know six minutes until we don't get to play the game he's so scary um all right give me some questions this is supposed to be an ask me anything before monster ask me anything about monster rancher how does that sound because this is a monster rancher 2 stream what does your mouth look like an optical illusion image like the ones with obama where one version's facial features are upside down um i don't know my cells split like differently in the womb i don't know i have no idea what you mean that was actually kind of funny i always say you're still gonna play the monster breeder yes you like ranch not really it's okay how old were you when you first played monster rancher now that is a good question i believe i was 13 14 playstation one i loved it they replaced the cd system i am not going to give a judgment on it until i play it in approximately five minutes are your thoughts on honey mustard i love it why do you look like that are you why do you look like that is this 2d or 3d it's 3d why is your face red in monster rancher was the last time that you touched grass with your fingertips does soil count like does dirt count because i've done a bunch of stuff with plants over the last like a few months that i'd be like i should that should count four minutes what am i drinking that's nice coffee what do you say why did i see you blink like a reptile two minutes ago i don't know i'm really blinky i'm really blinky and i lick my lips all the time so maybe i am a lizard i don't know your straw is longer than your forearm holy shit this is huge this is this is huge why is this so huge oh my god how are you why he's a perceptive what it's it is fucking gigantic what this is probably for like a 40 ounce drink i actually i'm really happy about it though because i i don't have to like move i can just go like this takes too long to get to your mouth no it doesn't perpetual kinetic energy gets it there fast my i'm not even that red it's just this shitty monitor what people are in here there's like almost 12 000 people here is it out your straw is as long as an oil pipeline play a game already i'm so i'm i hope this releases in three minutes please release in three minutes are you hip with the kids talk to me in an hour when the orangutan is trending on the front page of the app where you cannot be over the age of 35 to use it that's an ego egotistical what the f this monitor is you know what it is this monitor remember when i thought that like a green like vegetable was gray or something because this monitor's colors are all screwed up two minutes yo dude where's my door dash order i don't know how would i know that there's a bug on my face good okay 60 seconds come on come on come on come on monster rancher monster rancher two if we all say it collectively at the same time it's gonna happen ready monster rancher two monster rancher two monster rancher two monster rancher two monster rancher two come on monster rancher two louder monster rancher two in the back monster rancher two monster rancher two i feel like i'm like camp i feel as enthusiastic monster rancher two monster rancher two come on come on this game will it just says coming soon now that's not wait that's normal it's normal somebody said that's normal is that does that mean it's like about to come out like right now restart steam is it out it's out restart steam all right i'm gonna restart steam oh shit it's out this deserves an orangutan it's not even out where is it i just are you lying to me come on it's out install it already somebody says yikes it's no it's out it's out it's up come on holy shit i can't wait fucking install it hurry up install it come on dude you need to chill yeah i know i dude the iphone just came out the iphone just came out and i'm in line to get the eyeball are you on meth that's fucking funny we did a drug test like a year or two ago and uh the only thing that came up was cocaine so like i mean that person's fucking wrong why come on download wait a minute hold on a second why is this fucked up shit all right hold on i'm restarted again i don't do fucking drugs guys the only marijuana is the only thing i've ever done i drink alcohol like six times a year come on is it installing oh dude here it goes all right my stream might crash because i can't like do two things at once i might be downloading too fast let's see tell me the stream crashes i can't wait i'm so happy i get to play monster rancher too monster rancher too monster rancher two i need my headphones in all right open it turn the volume down in case it's too loud i'm opening it for the first time it actually is out it was really loud can you hear this that's so loud i got scared turn this turn it down there's no audio for you okay well there is no i'm sorry i just pretty loud for you that was my fault all right monster rancher two monster this is i gotta go to the options here [Music] sound on what is ff ff resolution settings here we go i want uh full screen full screen shit i have a controller okay i got a controller [Music] stop [Music] all right let's chill i'm gonna fucking hang out play monster inch too it's like fucking pretty fun game dude minimize the face cam i have to make sure the game works first why can't this at full screen i want it full screen don't know what f is but i'm gonna say okay confirm i don't think that did anything oh jesus i don't know what's going on okay hold on let me capture it oh shit this but i can't wait this is fucking unbelievable all right so listen to me [Music] i can't fucking wait dude here it is [Applause] i just looked so pretend interested [Applause] i'll do face cam for 10 minutes and it's never gone on ever again [Applause] what happened to my hair why is my hair look so like fluffy and weird okay here we go so if you guys don't know anything about monster rancher let's talk about it very very quickly very briefly monster rancher where'd it go where'd it go why is it not being captured just happened what [Music] what the fuck is going on [Music] what happened why is it doing this all right i want to do new game [Music] why is this not showing up [Music] there it is you ready monster rancher is a monster training and battle simulation game this game takes place over the course of a few years i think five to ten years on your ranch and what happens is you get these monsters you can breed them and you fight in battles and it's way better than pokemon okay pokemon is not even close neither is uh digital monsters either so what's going gonna happen here is i'm gonna get into the game i'm so fucking excited let's go [Music] please sign your name here [Music] no matches are open to public view do not include any personal info or offensive wording some words made up way this online in this holy shit really [Music] all right what's what's my name what should it be i don't have to hurry up dean backs on this is not the name of my monster this is the trainer [Music] i feel like there's a significant amount of lag [Music] okay this is important [Music] how about um jax is cool sasuke is not going up there [Music] the orangutan no there are orangutans in the game though i a lot of you new viewers i have no idea just how fucking cool this game is i'm able to change your whole life we've played this before a few years ago it's one of my favorite games you're about to experience one of the coolest fucking games ever made and i'm dead serious about that pay attention all right just jeremy jeremy [Music] no jax is fine why is the x what's with the x [Music] okay [Music] how do i [Music] that's interesting should i use the keyboard mouse it's the wrong x [Music] i wasn't wrong jacks you will be a new trainer right [Music] we're going to have to take you're going to have to learn and type the test please answer these questions i have never lied in my entire life uh i have i lie all the time [Music] the effort i put forth in reaching my goal is more important than the outcome that depends that depends i'm gonna say i'm gonna say can i just can i click the thing in the middle i'm gonna say yes my dream can be realized as long as i do my best to achieve it but also luck at like right place right time [Music] and yeah i get this i don't know i gotta i gotta click the one in the middle [Music] it's 90 luck you're a millionaire just say yes [Music] if i have to choose i like spring better than winter no way dude before i start proceeding with something i should make sure it's safe [Music] but it's a safe how like say physical danger or safe like out of my comfort zone i'm gonna say no [Music] in a battle what counts in the end is mental power [Music] um unless the person has a gun when i'm ordered to do something i like i'm confused [Music] what does that mean [Music] when i ordered something i like i'm confused i don't think i don't think so i i think it's like that i'm like surprised like oh this is cool if someone does something displeasing i should not behave the same way [Music] yeah i'm not if somebody's doing something doesn't mean you do it i am absorbed in something i don't notice what's going on around me yes [Music] in order to truly succeed sometimes i need to make a risky choice yes absolutely but have backup plans [Music] that's all thank you very much please wait here for a while i can't fucking wait dude you guys have no idea how fun this game is hello jax thank you for waiting i was explaining the type of trainer you are to the trainer assistant uh i am a trainer assistant oh yeah okay i remember the exam pass date the exam score a little bit hasty okay this is the trainer this is the trainer that i have for help she is the trainer assistant who is going to your place she is still a bit childish but she sure is a good girl here she is [Music] how do you do jax i'm coltia please call me colt yep you're gonna work with her for quite some time so please try to get along with each other do your best to raise a monster well so that it can win the major four way better than pokemon i'm looking forward to your performance that's my opinion right my opinion is that i think this is better than pokemon that's my opinion you might have a different opinion your opinion could be different than mine and that's okay [Music] uh yes sir well jax let's do our best first you should obtain a monster at the market in the town or at the shrine by generating it from a disc stone or a slate and then take it with you with to the ranch so how this game worked back in the day is uh there was a certain like code that was embedded onto every cd and dvd that you owned uh and it would pull like a random piece of data from that for instance like i put uh adam sandler's click in when we played this like a few years ago and you get a specific monster to that disc so obviously now cds don't exist anymore so i don't know what the hell they're gonna do but i guess now there's like a gigantic database where you can look up your favorite songs and movies or something i don't know i wonder how it works we'll find out but it was really fun because uh i just i bought i got like 40 just random cds and dvds and we just generated monsters and the monster will always be the same for that disc it can be a million different combinations although it's probably like way less than that but it's a lot [Music] thank you [Music] did you see that information there i'm still a rookie here and jax you too have just become a trainer right is there anything you would like to ask about [Music] i know everything there is to know i've already played this game are you done yes and let's go find our monster we're going to get our default monster we're going to get our squirtle we're going to get our charizard or one of the plants back so wait should we go to the shrine excuse me is this your first time visiting the shrine what's your name my name is cole this is jex a trainer i am cali a priestess of the shrine we generate monsters using disc stones and slates backup data of monster rancher so this is like save game and stuff right which what do you want to generate how does this work this stone [Music] uh i wonder how this works the music is i'm so excited i am too here comes dmc i don't know hold on where is it i don't think it actually plays the music [Music] i it definitely doesn't play the music oh shit what am i doing i'm gonna get wait what i do oh okay so what should i look up oops the title of the song or an artist [Music] cautions how about something simple okay how about crazy frog does that exist [Music] there's no search result please change the conditions there is no crazy frog toxic [Music] uh toxic by 30 forever there are toxic by britney spears okay are we ready what do we get from toxic by britney spears i forgot to tell you that this rare monster can be generated only by an authorized trainer please come again remember that for later this is a rare monster okay let's try again thumbnails elvis what do they have for elvis elvis costa no no where's elvis elvis where's elvis elvis [Music] elvis okay there's elvis elvis about a little less conversation a little more action i think that one [Music] littlest conversation elvis versus jxl okay let's see what we get here is the big moment are you ready it's a brown dinosaur what is it [Music] strong looking monster why is it so tired looks dependable okay do you want to take this monster to your ranch all right this shit's really important that's not bad high skill intelligence is awful power's not that great but life and skill are really high [Music] i think we can have a bunch i'm gonna take it do i take it [Music] gives a hundred gifted subs who give a hundred gifted subs what i just how do i miss that sovine 4500 fucking community subs what are you doing thank you sophine the 100 community subs finally noticed speed is horrible from what i'd remember intelligence and power are the important ones intelligence power and life uh which is the one that replenishes guts his guts is like mana [Music] but thanks that's an insane amount of money i that's never never necessary never expected it's crazy thanks for the insane amount of subs name this alvin we'll remember we because they're they don't change we'll remember so i'm not going to take this one with elvis a little less conversation a little more all right let's try it again about um kevin mccloud definitely not here is it how is it is it mac like that damn it [Music] oh freddie dread let's see it [Music] it'll be freddy dread spelt it wrong if there's a freddie dread on here i'm gonna have to do it is it two ds what is it i'm spelling wrong is it two deezers today [Music] oh it's two d's right that's no it's not like that or what if i do that about 100 gecks not here i think it's based on from like 1999 or something this is not like i think this is actually pulled from like the cds that were available weezer okay weezer which weezer album i've done i don't know what any of these albums are how about christmas with weezer sounds good to me i regret to tell you it's too rare [Music] all right whatever what's on the market radiohead yeah you can buy a monsters 2. so monsters have two different types there's the main type and the subtype and pretty much all monsters can be combined so if you have like a dino type and a a bug type they can be combined so sometimes it just be dino dino right which is just just dino or you can combine monsters too [Music] so i think everything in the market is just a straight just straight up like dino or like ivysaur whatever right okay let me see they oh they buy monsters from me too i forgot about that [Music] let me see what's in the market so we know what we're looking for let's see what do you got please choose so that we had this is a regular just dino who's a monster you like okay zoom [Music] swazo or a mochi what's the dinos uh the zoom all right that's actually is that better than the one that we found [Music] this one's actually a little better [Music] it's way better [Music] type in the talking heads all right let's go over these people know what's going on life is just your health power is physical damage intelligence is magic like tech damage it's green skill i don't remember speed i don't remember and defense is how uh your damage reduction i forget what skill and speed actually do speed i think actually is your that's regeneration skill is accuracy speed is turn order there you go skill is hit chance speed is evade chance yeah yep yep yep i don't want this one okay let's go back i know the music is like a cartoon clown one i know the actual game of monster rancher just wait till we get to it holy shit it's one of the best games ever made i you know i'm just i'm gonna i'm gonna drag this out for like the next two weeks hope you guys are ready all right would you who should i do frank sinatra [Music] you know what sinatra [Music] talking heads okay [Music] that's not here either in sync what [Music] ravana okay nirvana which one [Music] mtv unplugged in new york i which one should i do mtv unplugged in new york i guess we're just gonna do this one here we go the unplugged album is actually good as hell all right all right so this is a like a triceratops thing it's very small [Music] holy shit that skill though life is bad but that skill that base skill is huge [Music] life is bad i'm taking it you have to give it a name what will the name be [Music] all four is barney [Music] arnie all fours [Music] gumbo it's barney what a crock falling arnie sanders [Music] i like barney all right hold on bonnie how about just bonnie i like bonnie how about bonnie forest [Music] i like bonnie fours [Music] what about kurt it could be kurt i like bonnie though [Music] this is just the first one i like bonnie fours it sounds like kind of like barney rubble but not at all i like bonnie fours all right here we go all right there's an auto save feature that's amazing [Music] so let's go back to the ranch and let i'm not the controllers not really [Music] this is where the game begins you can get a ton more yeah absolutely the whole point of monster rancher is you train them and get their stats up and they before they die you freeze them and then you get another monster up a shitload and then you freeze that one and you combine them and you get something else [Music] they can die yep [Music] which food do you want to give it this month okay i have 5 000 gold [Music] uh though most monsters don't like such animal foods a few do nutritious milk i don't know what what what he likes i remember the strat was like tablets are insane right [Music] i don't know what he likes do milk he's a baby [Music] yeah so the the way this game works is there's a hidden stress and a hidden fatigue meter the higher your stress and fatigue are the less the more life is taken off of you at the end of your life so if this monster base monster value lives for two years if you keep your stress and fatigue high it's just like chain smoking cigarettes you're just all you're just losing uh life at the end of your life so you have to try to manage their kind of hidden stress meter papa jelly reduces stress from what i remember tablets just are they're expensive but they just taste gross they don't they don't like it but it makes them train better [Music] i don't know if i go right into um tablets and they did they like certain foods too we'll do jelly jelly is usually pretty good pick or milk i'll do milk you want to give milk yes [Music] here eat you like it yes who is it oh quote long time no see master pabs nice to see you jax this is master pabs jax i am pabs nice to see you he was the greatest trainer ever stop it colt oh they can run away too so we have to be careful uh checks keep up with the good work colt i have to go now i have an appointment master pabs used to be the number one trainer among ima [Music] he's not running he's fine i know he doesn't look like that bonnie i hate this bonnie four is very well all right i'm curious file i don't know where is it monster data [Music] okay here we go all right so i already why are you giving me so much money 75 more subs from our one he would why give me so much money this is insane thank you that's a that's a lot of money uh all right well i need to see more this is the win-loss record style even okay likes meat does not like cup jelly so if we feed this character cup jelly it's going to be pissed it's going to increase their stress and reduce their life not their hp their actual how long they get to live so we gotta be careful it's a lot of money all right uh bad natured likes meat as these two moves scratch and bite pretty good hit chance on uh yeah this is this is like a power based uh tax okay so we need to do power so let's take a look at battle because if you see here the game is based on weeks so one loading screen is weak so this week there's nothing going on next week nothing going on so essentially we have all of april and into may and in may there's going to be a tournament with a thousand gold prize toriel andy i have to be tutorial india a lot of people have never seen this before why would you compare this to pokemon [Music] you'll see you'll see all right so we got some time let's do some training training so we want power okay dominant power is up fatigue up study is intelligence run is life so this one is power and life but you lose speed it's a bunch of fatigue i think that's not about his life is terrible probably life these do a ton of stress on the monster as well i think we're gonna go with and also when a monster is a baby like this monster is they get a lot less stat gains until they get to like the prime of their life let's just do let's do health i feel like health is important here we go again come on how'd you do yes plus two health still a baby this will eventually this will end up being like plus 10 health plus 20 health a bounty four is well [Music] okay should we rest or should we do it again [Music] i need to buy like mint leaves and um and nut seeds whatever it is again all right let's go again let's do it again although should i really work that hard as a baby [Music] see all right we got what i don't have to do any skill okay looks alright [Music] work him [Music] i don't wanna he's a baby this is a baby erin tree is you send them on a mission and they can learn new skills but we're not doing that right now let's just let's do let's okay we're gonna train again [Music] and then we're going to rest they can fail these two sometimes it's like oh no like i just said bonnie did not finish its drill scalded no baby it seems to be delighted [Music] all right i need to go uh seems well let's rest i don't want to overdo it base stats are crazy on this guy [Music] okay yeah let's just relax don't have to do anything to rest rest for the week you want to let barney rest yes perfect don't be such a softy i'm not it's a it's a baby loyalty 11 style soft [Music] all right let's do some drills you can do it oh come on shit why bonnies did not finish their drill scold them [Music] seems disappointed i i can't be too which food do you want to give it this month all right i think i'm going to go with the he hates cup jelly all right for those monster rancher uh enthusiasts here even if he hates cup jelly does the stress reduction on cup jelly negate the fact that he hates it because i know the cup jelly reduces stress [Music] he wants meat 300 don't overeat this though not worth it all right he wants me 300 bucks we're really going to gauge if this is going to be long term or not based on the amount of uh how good they are in the tournaments they're very well well let's take a look at the battle a little calendar all right we have it there's a tournament coming up here so that means if i want to train it's either train once [Music] or skip the tournament because he doesn't even have 100 health what do you think we just go for it see how we can do in a tournament train rest battle let's go for it [Music] this time come on actually complete it this time i i fucking love this game this is the only thing i'm going to stream for the next 10 years i mean that in gerbil years so like a week there we go nice good job [Music] seems well okay 15 soft should we rest [Music] all right we're gonna rest and there's time for the first tournament for bonnie i'm so excited just wait to see the battle [Music] it's it's awesome all right are we ready first fight grade e round robin four entrance bonnie has little loyalty now and may act confused do you still want to participate yes i do pay attention to your monster's guts level during the battle if the gut's level is low it can't use an attack guts essentially is mana it regens [Music] don't get ko'd or you must make it injured so just give up when it's in trouble forfeit button to give up yep let's go the blue sky cup it's snowing it's hard to believe it's spring here in the papa's arena under this condition blue sky cup is about to start jax let's go for it what's competition look like [Music] all right we got bonnie for harry kicks oakley man and leon all right this is kind of a mirror everybody's dropped out information what do you got our opponent leon has high skill right okay before it gets our monster can i see the data i get to see the data [Music] do you want to give barney advice during the battle yes because the cpu is an idiot i wonder how you oh i'm going gonna kick the shit out of you all right so there's like things on the sidebar but i have a controller i wonder how this works guys move with the controller how do i move i don't know how to move [Applause] he's confused [Music] because it's based on where you are what is going on all right these controls i i gotta figure this out that was a big hit though cuz i can't how do i move left and right i wanna like is it eleanor okay all right all right it's l r i'm gonna lose maybe [Applause] again quick there it is all right so it's l so the all the moves are based on just position i can't do scratch if i'm back in the second position like darkest dungeon except with one person i have to be in that exact slot to do that move just so you know prediction result was yes i kicked his ass all right bonnie one all right versus oakley man that's a beanbag sonic [Music] we can't get too excited you're gonna get wrecked by oakley man okay eric kicks one all right ani versus oakley man let's go [Music] all right you got a lot of health and you have a lot of power [Music] so it's l and r to move back and forth and then it's just a to do technique so i just get in the right spot and do it okay i'm gonna back up build it up all right go for it go scratch again 20 damage back up back up back up back up back up that's a lot holy shit that hurt good dodge dodge again [Applause] bring it together i got a lot of guts i gotta get in close get in close come on i have so much guts just keep using it dodge [Music] [Applause] i have so much guts to keep using it come on dude get it [Applause] [Music] oh again again again again again [Applause] oh [Music] that's guts so every move requires a certain amount of guts you regenerate guts over time um every move has a percentage to hit which is increased of course by skill uh i think we're still okay oakley man needs to lose i don't think it's gonna happen okay leon won everybody has won one game we're going to do it again all right let's go i bet 30k i should win this my skill is way hard [Music] gotta get in close and we're doing bite what are you gonna even move this far away shit all right stay in close don't let him get away does the most damage [Applause] back it up and do scratch damn that hurt come on dude really [Applause] yeah over there what's your fucking dodge at [Music] scratch again oh fuck i'm gonna lose that 95 health sucks absolute asshole me crit come on get in what's the percentage did i lose my percentage oh yeah i got two wins we're good i gotta try to remember okay so i have to select the move and then be in the range or do i just have to be in the range i forget all right oakley man lose and i win come on leon kick his ass because i can beat leon it's dead what's over we have monsters whose scores are tied so we will now hold a tie breaking match to determine which i'm going to lose so i forfeit before i get him hurt i don't know i don't think i'm gonna beat oakley man do it fight i can't i'm gonna lose he might die they can die if he gets knocked out you can actually get you can actually kill him [Music] it's not worth it all right i'm going to say so what's withdraw or drop out isn't the same thing [Music] i'm with yeah i'm withdrawing withdrawal i don't want him to get hurt oakley man is the winner i did pretty for the first time ever he's a baby this is the result of the tournament i got i i got in second place i get 500 bucks i get 600 bucks okay it was a thousand dollars to win and get fame and potentially die or six hundred dollars to come in second place and be alive [Music] i gained one fame oh no never mind nobody cares jax i think bonnie fours has learned a lesson in this tournament [Music] see look always learning always learning see if i didn't withdraw that doesn't happen [Music] good nice work bonnie forest could not be a champion but i think it did a good job praise it yes absolutely it's the first first competition keep it up i'm going to oakley man's stream all right it's time to rest [Music] well guess what oakley man stays in e-rank their entire broadcast so just be aware of that all right food i'm thinking we go all out here and we do tablets tablets reduce stress stretch whatever and they make it so they're in a good position to train what do you guys think i think tablets [Music] going for it [Music] i also need to go to the market and buy some mint leaves because that reduces stress too because otherwise they your monster dies in like a year first official tournament is scheduled at the end of the month you have to prepare barney right now who is it oh you have mail thank you who's it from look at this hair entry is usually expensive shall we send bonnie for notice this month the errantry management office is promoting a price reduction for your monster's errantry we cordially encourage each friend to participate during this period and aaron erin tree okay how much cheaper is it [Music] we want to send our monster to an errantry oh you have to fill in the paper there for entry i'm not doing it write down the monster name and the trainer's name yes okay yeah you send them on a mission and they get stats and they find items and shit but it's really taxing on them it takes a ton of fatigue [Music] i maybe i shouldn't do errantry when the monster is young i think it's a good idea entry term is a month during that period you're not allowed to contact with a monster you choose a location from five different sites it'll cost two thousand dollars some locations are not for the low ranked monsters also a wild monster appears around here occasionally yeah and they kick the shit out of you i remember this yeah it's the monster who attacks monsters during the errantry if your monster wins you'll get the prize money of course there is a chance that your monster will get killed [Music] is that good you could do it and nobody there i'd fucking die discount it's a huge discount this month i think i'm gonna do it all right what do you think this is a huge huge skill in life i think we need to do life though hour in life yeah i need to hit way harder should that suck don't do it yet is he too young it's probably bad but it's a thousand dollars off i'm just like opening the door to like the back slider of the house to like a fucking a puppy and going yeah go go for it find some items that's probably a really bad idea i don't want to do that [Music] i'm not doing that no that's too dangerous you're dangerous we'll have them uh [Music] i need to go to the store [Music] i want to buy some stuff [Music] uh welcome to the market okay i want to get i already have a monster what do i get items lab this must be your first visit my name is dad i'm in charge here you want to combine or freeze this place to do it okay [Music] what do you like to do uh so what happens is you can freeze a monster it stays at the exact age the exact stats and everything before they die and you put them into cryogenic freezing chambers and then you combine their dna okay so it's not there where is it lab job job [Music] you can come here whenever you need a job do the job no no where do i buy items is it not unlocked yet [Music] the item store yeah the market doesn't let me do it or is it on the farm he's so tiny item oh shop here we go okay so we need to get nuts and mints yep yep yep yep let me buy bye please get out of my way get out of the way get out of the way get out of the way get out of the way [Music] you can fit more text than this by the way like what are you going to do second line third line four there's four lines of text available all right monsters love to snack on this tasty fruit candy uh most of these reduce or add stress and fatigue mint leaf how much are they you it relaxes your monster and releases stress i need to buy a bunch of these i'm gonna buy five mint leaves sweet jelly sour jelly nuts oil okay this helps with fatigue i'm gonna buy five of these [Music] all right now i need to save some money it's rumored that a monster will become popular if it eats this like a fame fruit i get i got a few mangoes too like a little treat [Music] okay so i'm going to use mint leaf right i should probably use both of these is it just how it just helps did you get high to do this no we'll do the i'm gonna do both i think i think i have this correct take it this reduces your overall stress by a certain percentage that you live longer you're supposed to use one of these each month that makes sense [Music] only one of the time okay all right so we've given that are you doing right now all right get in there elf show us a run [Music] what's this like ice cube thing good cheated on what he cheated [Music] barney cheated on its drill ah something sometimes you gotta know what it takes that's that's my boy that's my smart boy uh he's very fond of me [Music] let's do it again when's the next i want to i want to stuff fucking fist into that motherfucker's face whatever his name is that the guy the guy looked like a rock what was his name oakley man i'm not doing the tournament not yet i need at least 100 health no it's not worth it too much do it again help me i'm trapped cheating again yeah that's my boy maybe i shouldn't praise the cheating because he's gonna do it more it's probably not a good idea hey did you hey son did you win all right don't do that anymore seems sorry all right bonnie as well if you're well then why not just do it again [Music] when's the next major [Music] tournament is the official cup i don't know if they're ready for this i don't think they're ready for [Music] this i could try [Music] rest up for the week we'll enter the official cup tomorrow it's only cheating if you get caught yes let's enter the tournament bonnie's in good shape i'll bet you i bet you'll rake the points very well good let's do it official cup this gets us out of e rank if we can even do it which i don't who knows if we can even do it [Music] all right let's fucking go [Music] just give up if you need to yeah i don't want to get any i don't want to get anybody killed here raid e young monsters gather in the place with ambitions to be a tomorrow's star it's the time to start the official tournament [Music] it is the time all right official tournament let's go the game looks great by the way can i just say oakley man's in this fucking competition what if i just withdraw i can alright let's go let's go all right let's hopefully i don't get killed [Music] his health is so bad i need crits a lot of them all right let's go for it back it up again god damn it what is his speed at 55 chance to hit [Music] oh my god what is your speed at i just have to win with uh i don't have to be i have to k on dodge nice good job oh my god do it again again again again again again back up back up back up back up back up get out of his range all the way back all the way back just run it out run the clock out oh oakley man you just got fucking destroyed i just beat him out of range get out see you later i win although i gotta beat everybody else [Music] nice all right oakley man now you're on the ropes good luck although i have not seen these other people though i want that thing whatever it is it's like a weird dolphin hey one and one here we've seen these two all right that was close all right bonnie versus nats is a bunny i think the bunny's fast oh you're dead in two hits goodbye why'd you even enter in the competition what's up what's the point why would you enter a monster with 57 health i'm gonna kill you in two hits and i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna try to kill you that's kind of fucked up [Applause] yeah all right oh all right so you want to fight all right that's how it is you want to fight now i am going to go blood [Applause] [Music] stay close stay in close he has one fucking move and it's in the third slot just staying close oh my god he's gonna beat me [Applause] anger he's pissed [Music] [Applause] grit what is that he gets an extra health oh boy this is bad get in close [Applause] he has one move it was like fart and punch in the third slot what does anger do i forget [Music] okay do you know uh it's really important that juno mule loses this fight all right that's the one to beat [Music] oakley man's going to beat leon you beat him last time holy shit what ha leon got stronger leona's not oakley man sucks ass all right interesting i gotta go 3-0 [Music] i might actually lose this one [Music] i don't know concerned stay in close [Applause] scratch get in close again fight fight fight bite bite bite bite bite bite bite fight fight [Applause] dodge i'm let me do my bite come on he keeps pushing me keeps getting me back fight don't get confused by bite you just bite him with your mouth he doesn't want me to do anything it is closed there you go again do it again do it again i have plenty of guts more again [Applause] don't get confused come on [Music] 57 chance give me a fucking break i just gotta win by percentages here oh my god i think i just lost did i lose oh nice that was close barney's pretty good this only second tournament ever reno [Music] imagine the doubters yeah what the fuck is going on here here we go we got way too many doubters in the chat right now too many of you [Music] all right this is important i'm very shocked by this in one month leon is now unbeatable all this right doesn't matter i'm not gonna see either one of these again anyways this is like championship fight coming up here what how did you get so much how did you get so good [Music] method [Music] oh it's power let's do it [Music] let's go i'm curious what the stat change was seems like it's kind of a huge change no it's not oh did he beat everybody [Music] i have better stats than him and i had more trouble than he did this okay what this fight has to be is just getting close and spam bite getting close [Applause] he's so much bigger than me look at how much bigger he is in me or don't let him fight [Applause] get out of here tournament over i won e rank let's go i love this game it's so fun [Music] it is now impossible for me to lose the tournament i think i should get a bye right [Music] who have i not fought there's one person i haven't fought who is it oh it's you i could lose this i just forfeit who cares i win i'm 4-0 uh would that be shitty if i was just like looked over there and i was like no i'm good i just win look for the money all right [Music] i don't know the strategy the strategy here might be to run away those stats are insane what the fuck how do i do dispel on a controller i wonder the spell is when you're close you can press a certain button combination and it goes boom and it knocks you guys back all the way it's eleanor at the same time no help let me don't tell him i'm trying to win a tournament all right let's go he has nothing long range i could just i got a strategy here see if it works oh he's getting confused [Applause] get in close dodge [Applause] what the fuck do a move do a move already do your bite he's literally right in front of you get angry get angry bite him fight his throat [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i was spamming i still win the tournament [Music] yeah i'm four and one he's three i won the tournament i win it doesn't matter oh wait okay if leone wins this oh you've got you lost to the fucking 50 health rabbit oh you deserve to not be in the top two you lost to the rabbit the rabbit sucks must've been tired yeah now i actually win although wait okay no oakley man no i'm good tournament's over i won bonnie fours is the winner nice job do a that dance [Music] this is the result of this tournament [Music] prize 500 700 bucks come on some more fans [Music] eight people thought that was cool [Music] i got eight new fans hey jax i think bonnie's has learned a lesson in the tournament he's so smart see look he'll just leveled up [Music] very good excellent job praise very delighted nice work [Music] all right what food for this month this is important should we give him a meat because he loves it or should we just keep going with the tablets i think it's the play here is probably tablets but they love meat so they just did a good tournament they just won let's reward with the thing that he likes the most have some meat [Music] yes who is it is this jex's residence please sign here okay thank you good have a nice day that's kind of like passive aggressive it's from the ima [Music] international monsters association card based on your performance we will grant you the rank mentioned first rank oh maybe i can now go uh open up the new capsule you know what i'm talking about i i think so pretty sure i know what you're talking about but just go ahead and explain it again trainer ranking is the official document of all trainers by rank from beginner to master it's every trainer's dream to reach master ranking we're at the first level so we have nine ranks to pass let's make it i'm excited you hear the about the meat master pavs what are you exci why are you excited not good for your health don't be silly a battle between ima and fimba is finally about to begin [Music] how can i not be excited about this really fimba is the neighboring continents monster association isn't it yes it's finally confirmed every four years we will select representatives from five different grades it's five on five battles representative representative i guess we cannot be the one no if you win at an elimination tournament held at the end of this month you'll be the one why don't you enter the tournament okay let's do it let's let's let's represent this uh association it's great to be a representative we got to be one [Music] bonnie depends on us too much i guess we spoiled it seems well oh but he's they've been doing so good though it's not he no all right let's do some training when's the next thing all right so we unlocked c ranked battles uh no way am i gonna be able to do one elimination grade d what's the one what's the one that they were talking about [Music] oh this is the official d cup okay i'm not doing c i'm gonna get my ass kicked i think i i don't think i can do i gotta train him a little more all right let's do how about one of the how old is he busy right now [Music] how old are you [Music] three months what what's the age that they go they kind of get older six months because eventually they get to a point where the training is way more efficient one year [Music] okay so we got a little bit more time [Music] uh we'll do some drills let's do power let's do power i'm gonna feed him uh some mint [Music] good job that was a huge success wasn't it oh because huge success i think is uh way more increase [Music] all right bonnie's tired let's do let's give you some mint leave and some nut oil [Music] someone was going to do mild voodoo on you would you want to know or would you rather continue to be a oblivious to it uh [Music] leave me alone just like leave me alone like what i can just leave me alone [Music] all right mint leaf let's go that's not an option all right well can you all right okay can you do the kind of voodoo that makes me get like a 10 million lottery ticket it doesn't have to be are you gonna do bad is it going to be like you're doing like curse me and shit do you feel an itch on your forearm [Music] right here right there [Music] that was weird [Music] all right let's go uh training you still tired let's rest what if we do healing spells yeah do healing shit i want you to heal and and give me good luck and good tidings and shit don't like make me itchy that sucks don't do that why would you do that what i ever do to you i'm gonna start wearing garlic on my neck [Music] uh power again let's get a huge success here wait bonnie says i want to play with you next week do you grant its request do you play with them [Music] is but we're spoiling we're spoiling the shit out of them yes of course anything from my little baby yes we can play next week [Music] oh nice jump 150 power i'm i'll be happy with one like 70. yes did you make a promise that you'd play with bonnie are you gonna play yes good bonnie's gonna be happy [Music] aren't you happy with the nice weather bonnie today jax will play with you as promised okay let's play i need some lip balm there it is the mud ball fight tap the screen to find the monster on the field mobile port mobile port sorry tap the screen uh the arrow on the lower left of the screen will show you which direction your monster is [Music] you can move sideways while still facing forward by using the movement buttons okay when you see your monster press the ok button to change to the aiming mode now touch to set your sights on the monster this is pretty good mobile port okay in fact hold on a second is this going on ipad does that mean this is gonna go on ipad is it on ipad because i'm not that that's not that does not upset me it's on the switch that's not ipad though ipad's very different i don't mind if i drop like the ipad in the toilet when the bathtub [Music] it's on ipad right now that's on who uses an ipad all right so we got a aim and fire throw a ball be careful because you cannot move in the aiming mode i'm going to lose this so we'll just figure out how it works the number that appears in the upper left is jex's points do your best to try and beat bonnie okay let's go ready fuck [Music] what the fuck was that how am i supposed to do this what happened to him why did he just fall what's wrong with him oh it's tied [Music] fuck stop why do you have so many more balls than i do this is unfair oh i beat him [Music] hey good game barney i didn't lose to a baby i won did i just like billy madison played dodgeball with three year old a four-year-old what well i shouldn't be happy about that that should i should be annoyed all right food let's go with tablets [Music] i want you to get big and strong and i want you to have lots of power carefully don't run out of i'm money even i just spoiled all right [Music] when's the next battle [Music] there's no way i'm gonna do this not a chance i don't think i'm gonna do this one either [Music] i'll do we'll go we'll do the official d i want more training domino go for it [Music] huge success all right over okay go go go leveled up my power over 150 do some defense i could go see if i can unlock the other monsters [Music] okay [Music] we need to freeze raise this guy [Music] i don't think freezing hurts him or does anything bad [Music] yeah freezing i think just locks him i don't think this hurts the middle somebody tell me if this adds to stress or something i don't think it does i think you just kind of freeze for a second [Music] because you can just unfreeze yeah just freezes them at their current exact moment okay see you later that was kind of sad but it's okay let's see if i can get toxic okay here we go [Music] toxic my britney spears [Music] do i have enough ranking i don't i am an authorized trainer oh don't you see my license what are you talking about give me something else that's miku [Music] okay miku [Music] there is no miku uh i guess i'm gonna go with bird by mikuni shimakawa [Music] what it's rare remember that write that down [Music] dino crisis [Music] a donald crisis of a dino dino dinosaurius dinosaurus viva la vida dino crisis by capcom [Music] it's a bunny [Music] cute yes it's a very cute monster do you take i'm not taking this no the monster sucks ass look at this no no no how about dino crisis ii [Music] dino crisis ii what's with all this rare shit come on i have to win another couple tournaments [Music] weird al [Music] nothing for weirdo kanye no gorillas oh demon days let's go [Music] what we get from demon days all right what is that [Music] cute yes it's a very cute monster holy smokes that's 200 intelligence that's almost 200 base intelligence those are gonna hit so fucking hard [Music] that's that is a keeper [Music] all right name [Music] noodle noodle [Music] where's l no that's nudie l is right here nudie i don't want it to be nudie noodle not nudie all right let's do it what do you got for moves if we could combine noodle and bonnie what i'm saying i wonder what we'd get barney noodle [Music] all right what do you got so you have [Music] monster data let's see [Music] all right e noodle level four intelligence already from moves [Music] nature best nature likes nuts oil and doesn't like tablets okay you got a few moves here this is bolt holy shit this could be insane this thing is guaranteed to hit but it kind of sucks damage wise [Music] all these are such high hit percentage but not very powerful i wonder how powerful it is why would you use kik instead of pat the only difference is i mean i guess it's a little bit less guts cost but who cares all right well we're gonna give her a nuts oil [Music] that should help now let's do some training just intelligence let's get it over 200 study are you learning i don't okay i guess they learned that's a level up level five and level six intelligence okay do it again at this time i want health her health is really low [Music] no cheating [Music] good work why are you black and white wait i am is the webcam look like washed out [Music] is it oh my god it kind of is it does feel like an old movie oh shit hold on let me fix this it is really washed out [Music] that better can you see me good his red face is back [Music] need more red face all right the life is bad we got to keep doing life still doing all right do it again is there a light you don't want to do because this is considered to be heavy work and when they're a baby heavy work you don't really get that big of an increase so it's kind of stupid to do heavy training because you're just really taking [Music] time off of their life for no reason because they don't get that hive again when they're a baby uh we'll do life again [Music] i i think that i think she's gonna wipe the floor with the first train with the first uh tournament [Music] we need a haircut yeah i know all right what did you like you don't like tablets i think cup jelly is this the yeah let's get cup of jelly [Music] she doesn't like tablets cup jelly is the best thing to do because it's the only thing that just reduces stress right off the bat no matter what look at this a diamond mark if we collect five of these we'll get a fun can really i always wanted this as a kid it's like pepsi points [Music] all right official tournament end of the month when is the official tournament eve rank she's gonna destroy everybody not concerned at all [Music] i need life so what um it's all right don't worry about it this huge success right is that just a flat percentage [Music] oh it's fine we'll say great okay rest this is just like nintendogs all right we got i don't think i'm even gonna i think i'm just gonna rest [Music] yeah double rest tournament let's go special tournaments happening this week seems to be good shape all right let's go for it [Music] it doesn't matter it's just 200 intelligence [Music] all right it's the same group of clowns that we've absolutely destroyed before so i'm not scared at all this is like a person running into a pokemon field and kicking the shit out of pikachu i don't think a person really did i think peach would kill you this person oh wait we got a new uh a new person here all right so the goal here is we're trying to stay back in the third slot and we're just going to zap zap zap zap over and over again here we go see how it works confused that's not good back it up that's a cool move but i wish it would work oh my gosh she's confused alt move forward oh my god really that sucks actually oh shit she's gonna lose [Music] that should be doing way more i have no guts stay back oh my gosh please don't die [Music] dude's not ready glass cannon glass cup didn't do anything her move was doing 10 damage i think with proper training it should be okay that's a lot of it there's definitely a move you can learn that's a higher damage intelligence move this game is rad yeah it is and we haven't even scratched the surface there's so many different monster combinations [Music] it's just a fun game too i think i believe in okay we should destroy oakley man because one reason defense is for power attacks only intelligence is also defense against intelligence attacks if i don't beat oakley man here this is a big problem let's go don't be you what's confusing shoot him all right all right that looks good to me [Applause] back it up ease i don't know what that is ease stay back get some guts don't ever do that move again don't ever do that again [Music] holy shit you're gonna kill me two hits back it up back up back up oh my god back the fuck up back get over there fucking do it i need the combo to push people [Music] because i i don't know what the gamepad combination is to like do the push i need to learn that it's like one of the most important things in the whole game [Music] he lost to a puddle of oatmeal he has like 150 damage [Music] i gotta get in the menu and i gotta look at the uh controls that what is this battle keys oh here we go dispel i i don't know what i'm even looking at here all right dispel is wait this his original song [Music] [Music] original it's x or a depending it's probably x i'll try that well i don't think she's i can't win now i'll try x oh right it's gonna be the clown music maybe i should put it on remaster the sound's gonna be worse okay this shouldn't be too bad it's gonna be horrible i'm gonna lose guaranteed [Music] left and right dad this is like putting your hands on an ipad so i i'm gonna i'll try x i'm gonna lose there's no way i win this let's try the move though [Music] try x did x not x is it b oh it's b it's b it's b alright no it's a okay good i get it now [Applause] stay back hold back it's like catching a fish [Applause] again again again how much gust does it take i actually might win this [Music] push push push push push push push don't hurt me [Applause] [Music] [Music] i think we put this lady in the freezer [Music] i gotta withdraw i gotta pull out i gotta i have to withdraw i can't have one no get out drop out drop up drop up there's no reason to do this i'm gonna die drop out do an errantry i think it's time to do an errantry with her i'm not giving up yet [Music] no fans that's fine [Music] don't spend your money here that's true because if i [Music] no encouragement we're too soft we keep making we spoil everybody [Music] sorry hold on i wanted to read this sorry i didn't mean to scare or upset you with the voodoo comment i won't keep you updated on it anymore i want some i want some fucking warlocks in the chat right now whoever you are you need to counter that person don't update me don't tell me about it but just make sure that you're like countering that person's spells right i want some like wizards like witches and warlocks just counter that person's spell right [Music] i will thank you that person is casting spells on me i don't want it's like a weird feeling i don't want somebody to cast spells on me and that like wouldn't make you feel like odd every day i'll protect you okay i see some protect anti-magic spells on me all right uh what do we do here i'll tell you what we do we're gonna go pee i will be right back [Music] and we will continue we're back [Music] [Music] foreign so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] it is it's like 85 degrees in this room [Music] you wash your hands always always oh hey big pro tip i'm eating something here i'll tell you right now i used to not like clif bars at all but holy shit the blueberry crisp cliff bar as it cannot be compared to anything it is so good it's it's so good don't don't get the peanut butter and chocolate meme bullshit blueberry crisp try it i'm telling you [Music] chocolate mint no thank you no thank you i'll take blueberry crisp please let's see what it looks like [Music] i don't even know why it's called blueberry crisp just which is good this just tastes good i respect you a little bit less because of that statement nothing matters to me right now i'm eating a blueberry crisp clif bar all right what are we doing [Music] what the what'd you say are you kidding me [Music] i'm gonna freeze around it [Music] might be maybe later game's too loud [Music] you're still eating it they're good [Music] which one [Music] the remastered one's a little more pleasant this one's a little harsher [Music] i heard it off too all right uh freeze [Music] freeze i don't want to somebody said don't spend money if i don't if i don't think i'm actually gonna use this creature i'm not gonna spend money on it maybe later i need no i need some more songs please [Music] rush what's the song the trouble with the maples and they're quite convinced they're right was a song called [Music] trees yeah that's what i want [Music] i don't have these trees by rock the trees the sea and the sun by guy jay sure there's a big moment [Music] something cool that's kind of a weirdo the thing inside of the people's heads in men and black sorry if i spoiled a 30 year old movie [Music] very energetic all right [Music] oh [Music] easty boys how about um [Music] which one [Music] how about shake your rump jake your rump remixed [Music] whoa all right what do you got what do we got here a bit scary looking isn't it [Music] all right i think i can work [Music] that's actually not bad [Music] space [Music] fuck batman [Music] let's go [Music] what it's a snake [Music] all right sorry i didn't know you were such an expert in monster rancher 2 monster types [Music] what do you like oh you like cup jelly you don't like potatoes it's perfect [Music] this hit percentage is awful [Music] the whack and belly punch deep [Music] shit you kind of suck i gotta i'm gonna send this guy on an errantry [Music] should we do um just straight up power [Music] [Music] [Music] come on get back in there come on [Music] dude you can do it okay freeze no that was pretty good for a baby that was actually really good for a baby he looks like you put your action figure in the microwave [Music] maybe a little how much i don't what's going on here by the way i don't like this part you know what i'm saying i don't like this part see what i [Music] take a rest shave it [Music] let's do it see if we can just kick people's houses what's the next one all right this one will be easy we'll do this one [Music] you're freaking me out here do it again you like cup of jelly which is perfect i have to make some money i'm kind of just burning through my five grand was it get some mail [Music] i'm setting them [Music] i'm setting my own errantry it's half off [Music] speed life what they got speed life intelligence life skill life power life this is the one [Music] he's not going to gain anything but he might learn a move [Music] he is too low intelligence but he might won't he'd potentially learn a move [Music] he needs more hit chance needs intelligence i don't know [Music] just send them [Music] let them die who cares how long you've been eating at that single cliff bar you don't know much about clif bars lip bars can take sometimes like four hours to eat completely they take like 40 minutes to eat [Music] they're like [Music] they last like an hour [Music] it's so much nutrients and like protein packed in one cube it takes a little while i'm trying to make me choke uh maybe this is a stupid idea but yeah i don't have enough money i really just don't let's do a hit chance which is skill right let me see your data yeah your skill is absolute dog shit all right we'll just go [Music] come on you're cheating did you at least get points you got one point don't do that do it legitimately please [Music] get in there don't cheat oh come on you failed it this guy's really just real dumb i won't scold you this time back into the microwave a microwaved action figure when's this fight like no he's not ready it might be ready for the official cup if i can actually get you to do what you're supposed to do and stop screwing around [Music] get it his skill is so bad it's gonna take so long to get him do it again get in there and actually do it this time you you're wasting so much how many weeks [Music] stop it get in there and do it the right way go get bonnie back i think bonnie i think we go get barney arnie's loyal fast strong intelligent quick i'm gonna give this guy one more month if he's still annoying and we're putting him on into the ice gotta give at least one tournament [Music] i know it's there stressed out oh shit [Music] what the fuck was that you got a weird scream i like it eat a mint leaf [Music] i could sell it too i could sell them in town [Music] use with noodle i don't know if i want to fuse this guy with the noodle [Music] i'm gonna we'll do the battle this month this one here this no no the e1 it's the official one i like that i do like that sound effect though i do like it combine two shit monsters it costs money i think it's like 500 gold or something i don't have enough money to do that i have to win a tournament please don't cheat and actually do it this time this little shit i swear to god look at this terrible increase [Music] the battle all right we're gonna rest and then train and then rest do it for real this time please oh my fucking god why can you not do any of why well let's see how good you are in a tournament you need to ice this dude not yet he might be really good in the tournament he's unruly he doesn't listen but what if he just ko's people in three hits [Music] i'll try it let's go we need money like really badly actually i'm gonna start to burn too much money if i go below a thousand gold then we have to just go get barney and just try to just win tournaments all right what we got [Music] same shitties that we saw last time all right let's see what you got both these moves are pretty bad they're like probably 30 chance to hit uh i don't this doesn't look good 42 chance to hit this one does more damage though doesn't it belly punch [Applause] [Music] [Applause] come on do it do it that was that was pretty good that was actually really good belly punch is great [Applause] stop just close the gap here please [Music] finally jesus [Music] just when okay do you have to kill everybody okay [Music] oh getting a headache trying to drink water [Music] i'm gonna literally know like this game though [Music] end of the stream no no no no no no i am very invested in this [Music] it's a voodoo bullshit stop voodooing me uh this i'm gonna probably lose because this is power versus power [Music] hit chance is way more important sometimes than just power because i'm going to miss half the things i swing at them that's a cool profile picture though i like the profile picture for bug batman all right bring it again come on the the thwack has such a terrible hit percentage 51 that's so bad why no don't do holy shit there's a lot don't do anything but belly punch there's no reason not to just getting confused all right don't hate this guy i do see a little bit of potential with uh bug batman [Music] probably going to lose the one versus oakley man though they'll come out no oakley man has lost once hopefully they lose twice then we're good [Music] i played this game my entire teens growing up it's my favorite game of all time so happy you're playing it this is probably one of the most fun games ever i would put monster rancher two somewhere and i like the top ten i'm really glad that they're supporting it still uh i would love for them to do another one and by the way steal this from me if you want to do a monster rancher 5 or like even if you did a monster rancher just get rid of the numbers and just make monster rancher right like everybody does now is you get too many high numbers you remake the whole thing whatever make it urls urls simple like i think that's a no-brainer qr codes i think that they have this system here that is song data but you could just like kind of just grab a shit load of website stuff and just have it be url based either that or steam games or qr codes yeah this there's a there's at least two or three ways to do it pornhub [Music] i'm just saying urls would work do it from a photo on mobile yeah there's so many cool things you can do i'm available i'm available all i ask for very very basically simply is sixty to seventy percent of all the gross sales that's it and that's like not even a big deal that's kind of like a high price to pay like a fucking idea like that it's not even like really that much [Applause] good dodge if you're wondering why the question marks keep popping up is the monster has low loyalty and is really young so when i tell her to do that move as you see the little blue bar when it crosses over and i hit the button um he's a little stupid he's too young he doesn't really know what i want to do and he messes up but holy shit does he hit hard it's really hard it's another win [Music] get on right here one more [Applause] 47 damage what a dumb fuck it's like three months old he's two months old imagine like you had like a baby in your life like an infant i don't know whether it's like your friends or a family member's baby and you go over to the baby and the baby's like kind of in the crib just like kind of giggling and laughing and shit and like people are like shaking keys and you just lean and say what a dumb fuck you're not gonna get invited to christmas again i don't understand where you think you're coming from here you're gonna you're not you're not gonna get invited thanksgiving that's objectively true because yeah babies are stupid that brain hasn't even developed [Music] get it in the ring so why are you playing a baby cage fighting game their babies they grow up there's not babies forever they're not just babies they're little they grow up they get big and strong [Music] why are you making babies fight each other [Music] oh yeah [Music] your favorite game pocket monsters pokemon you throw this little fucking circle at these guys and you trap them into this like 12 by like four by four inch cert cube do you see how the how these guys are they have like a big house they're like out out in the grass and shit the pokeball you're trapping these pokeballs these pokemons in there [Music] it's cute it's a circle free range pokemon they like it in there [Music] okay you're literally freezing a monster on a women this game hold on i got something important to do not bad i think i might just run away now you get one more hit and run away and just let the time go up that's bad give me an opportunity to move god's sakes [Applause] come on 66 oh my goodness gracious i'm about to put this guy in the fucking cooler with all the like the pepsis and the bottles of water [Applause] hit punch [Music] don't let him just zone you like that get in there [Music] sorry it's not getting too much help whatever would you eat a pikachu egg [Music] no but i also i wouldn't eat anything besides a chicken egg this pig do pikachus have live birth how does that how does it work [Music] the eggs what do they come what what is it all pokemons lay eggs they do it's eggs [Music] even whale lord whale lord is like a gigantic egg as big as a house i don't know wailord has live birth guys i'm sorry [Music] the whaler comes from an egg [Music] ban this conversation like we can't talk about like chicken and eggs and stuff okay let me i want to make sure this is very clear to everybody me talking about where lord's uh eggs or birth whatever is not okay but zooming in on my ass when i get up from the chair and like look at his huge ass that's okay that's fine i just want to be clear about what you got what's appropriate to you in the chat room don't talk about eggs eel oh don't have my eggs he's zooming on his ass zoom in on his ass or zooming on his ass that's which one's fine again i'm just trying to understand [Music] [Music] all right let's beat this guy's ass do it again let's bring it together don't even let him do anything be the first one to do the input [Applause] i don't have back it up i don't have enough guts spit back it up [Music] hold back oh run the clock out a little bit here i don't want to lose punch oh come on dude that lick is a ton of damage too i'm glad i didn't get hit by it you just let these guys spit in your face over and over again you really gonna let him just do this [Applause] [Music] there it is [Applause] that actually might have been really bad i love swayzone i kind of want one of those guys [Music] uh oakley man this is uh i think i'm gonna lose tournament all right come on leon [Music] eat him come on that's a victory right there tournament over i1 nice [Music] nobody has four wins right nope that's it batman is the winner [Music] okay now i can't freeze him because you just did an official cup [Music] remember the monster rancher anime i never saw it i never watched it [Music] how do you get less fame than arnie you learned something from that that's pretty good those are good increases now just listen to me and just do what you're supposed to do and you'll grow up really big and strong listen go don't cheat and just try do a little bit of work [Music] papa jelly why playing two and not one um in my opinion two is just the same game as one but more stuff to do one's a little more direct i think [Music] i think two is a better game as much as i love all of them besides the fourth one the one was awful [Music] the monster rancher 4 was truly an unbearable game it was awful i was that wait is that evo which one what's the bet what's the really awful one it's 3-4 or evo i don't remember which one it is well one of them is terrible evo is the bad one [Music] i think whatever the last one was made because that probably just i guess what capcom is probably just like this is not even capcom i'm just saying of wrong company name [Music] whoops wait it wasn't a capcom who made this didn't co didn't kobe tecmo make this make the first one i'm so confused why do i think capcom made the first one [Music] i don't know all right do it please don't cheat there it is oh my god you can't do this you just can't do it i don't think he's capable of doing the skill based training without cheating i don't i really don't think so we've tried it like seven times i'm gonna try this one more time [Music] finally you actually did it good you got more than one point do it again [Music] uh i don't want to do this tournament bonus disc chips ooh i think those are actually worth having i might try that no maybe the next one this one here bonus magic banana 2 000 gold all right we're doing this one uh i want you to get more power [Music] 4 000 gold dude you're getting tablets next month [Music] tablets take tablets [Music] why is this thing such an asshole because it's got like bad nature and it's scary or whatever right so like we want to cheat and evil or whatever [Music] to do d rank we def we really we need at least 180 [Music] you're just wasting all my time and money [Music] oh you're tired are you tired [Music] come here take a mint leaf and take a nut oil you're killing him i'm not i'm not killing him he's failing at his task [Music] this is a child i'm trying to be i'm trying you can rest [Music] he's a failure not really because he just won a tournament [Music] all right you're doing very well you had some mint you had some tea you had some delicious like sunflower oil now get in there and crush it do it i know you can [Music] now we praise that's a big increase too i think i get this 200 to 200 where's the one that's above 4 000 gold [Music] all right this one coming up round robin four entries i don't know if it's if he's strong enough [Music] 2000 gold though should i try [Music] i'll try it i'll do another e i could i'm gonna go for it [Music] rest up let's go see if we can get you in the d rank the f1 is 4k jelly [Music] let me go look at that again it was four thousand somebody here [Music] our entry is cheaper [Music] this one's we've seen 4 000 gold from [Music] no this this the only one that's here that's more than a thousand goals this one [Music] i'm sending him on the trip [Music] was the ones i got uh i only have 1800 gold i don't know is it worth it [Music] it's a thousand bucks i'll have eight hundred dollars left i'm gonna softball i'm gonna soft block myself get in there come on i know you got what it takes let's go [Music] i know you got what it takes get in there [Music] if you don't then you get you're getting frozen spring rain under this condition para para's cup is about to start let's win this is gonna be a short tournament there's only four entrants winston hella and sleet bomb [Music] sleep bomb [Music] i think this guy has a lot of okay [Music] this is this is a a war of i gotta hit him once and then run away i'm in slow yeah you idiot dodge good no you're not idiot i was kidding i made it up get one hit and just [Music] good back up back up back up back up back up back up fuck it up nice job dude excellent work back back back [Music] oh he's good dodge holy shit this is so much rng that's going in our favor here [Applause] dodge no [Applause] [Music] just keep in them take win by percentages he's so slow oh [Music] shit it's all right [Music] all right i gotta win this one i'll get prize money if i come in at least second or third place [Music] this defense is so high [Music] isn't this an intelligence monster well let's see no it's not i guess it's weird good start again just pissed him off great do it again just unlock lock him up [Applause] pack it up back it up back it up back it up back it up good again [Applause] oh what the fuck was that move oh my god he killed me [Applause] you please win i just did [Music] okay now i at least get some prize money i need winston to lose i mean sleep mom is the favorite what you're not the favorite what's so special about winston [Music] oh dude 86 health 100 power this character sucks oh it's because it's intelligence moves it's not a power okay i have to i here's the here's the strategy getting close and just spam i just gotta hit him a few times he doesn't even have intelligence moves look at his moves he has all power moves bro how you went bro bro how are you winning so many moves how did you win against the huge guy hey bro [Applause] again i win this is huge stop getting confused it's a big deal if i win [Applause] oh my god dude fucking hit him oh my god fucking hit him with one goddamn move you shitty guy you shitty guys [Music] [Applause] we still win it doesn't kind of hurt to do that [Music] i don't like this part [Music] oh no i have to fight him again wait a minute this is a three-way tie all right winston versus sleep bomb and sleep on wins sleep bum okay tie breaker [Music] shit i have to whoever wins this has to fight sleep mom [Music] wait right nice v-neck all right i beat him once i can beat again i got really unlucky at the end there my percentage just just died for some reason okay same strategy just gotta hit him a few times don't miss 36 speed is so high [Applause] here we go again just two more of those [Music] [Applause] back up thank god you missed that because that was an intelligence move that would have killed me probably in one hit [Applause] do not back up don't get in range of that shit [Music] [Applause] yes [Applause] are we farming today farming what what what emote am i farming all right wow how did i win dude that's 2 000 fucking gold how did i just win that wasn't it two and one there were three people that were two and one did i win by more or something higher seeds ah okay [Music] 21 i was about to be bankrupt thank god [Music] i got a magic banana [Music] okay what's a magic banana do we learn something that's not bad i would have liked to see health in there but oh well good job [Music] you're really powerful you're just untrainable [Music] okay what do we got [Music] power what's the banana do i told you to leave it alone bug man do air entry [Music] it's gonna be two grand oh it's still the same month all right power life is there skill all right do we go for the skill in life or do we put power in life [Music] it harder or be able to hit more often skill [Music] aaron tree will take yeah this is somebody has this a absolutely good advisor erin tree takes away from the monster's life he doesn't have high enough stats yet to succeed at the trials in it really [Music] um send him anyway do you want to send your monster to this errantry location wanted [Music] oh these are the wanted posters [Music] whoa [Music] we probably should do one the e right okay we'll do the bunny [Music] okay let's go this is important all right he that was that was a nice spin he split it he got it that's a success you got it oh yeah that's a lot another one go for it dog hair in my mouth land it oh that's gonna be a great success all right he's a little sloppy but he made it hungry sharks nice watch out he's good this is gonna be like a plus 20 skill come on make it that's all right that was a big one it's all right that was a big one hungry sharks again you can do it one left side even side handle it get him no [Music] so [Music] okay but he gained like 12 13 stats you're too hard on it he's gonna pass out what have some nut oil mint leaf is stress reduction not oil is fatigue reduction by the way all right rest you tried it wasn't it says i'm soft wouldn't mean too hard let him rest oh my god [Music] what happened [Music] oh not strong enough we'll go for this one that's two grand in a gemini's pot all right i gotta get him get him trained up [Music] all right is it time to begin the hard training [Music] use that magic banana these are big increases [Music] i don't use magic it's effect differs each time you feed it to your monsters what does it do [Music] it's not related any buddhist stuff i was curious about how your left ear is um that's actually kind of funny that you say that because my left ear has been ringing for the last six months thanks a lot thanks a lot appreciate it thank you thanks a lot [Music] i'm gonna hold it for now [Music] all right those of you uh lore masters is me doing these hard ones now worth doing even though they they're very damaging is he old enough [Music] how old are you six months old he's still too still too young [Music] i don't know if he's matured yet [Music] do them but use a mint leaf all right i'm gonna see how i'm gonna let's see how old if it's old enough we're gonna do pole and then i'm gonna use a mint leaf i'ma see i'm curious these add way more stats but they're really really taxing you got it i'd say that's pretty damn good [Music] tablets you need skill we'll do that after this [Music] i know i'm okay [Music] need speed too [Music] rest up how can you tell when he's going to pass away um depending on what type of monster it is different monsters live longer like i said there's base types and then the subtypes right so this is a base type of whatever the snake monster is and a subtype of something else and they both have like the snake monster as all snake monsters live for a base time of four years uh the uh like swazo lives for an average usually of three years and it kind of just combines the two types so some monsters live longer than others and then stress and fatigue obviously weighs on it heavily too so [Music] this game might seem pretty simple but there's a lot of in the background stuff that you need to be aware of when's this battle all right we're gonna train and then we're gonna do power with skill skill go for it don't cheat good job plus five at least [Music] you still use cds you cannot how the game handles it in this port is there's just a gigantic database of hundreds of thousands of songs in cd data and you just pick it and one comes out and you see these nuts and then you laughed with all capitals [Music] that's pretty good [Music] all right we need that we need that two grand oh what a fucking classic [Music] all right here we go 2 000 gold in a gemini's pot let's see if i can win this one [Music] why are you doing the black tourmaline copy pasta all right let's go for it quick tournament only four paramount hello we've seen capello millium [Music] all right good luck bug batman [Music] i just gotta hit you like once twice it shouldn't be too bad stay close this is an intelligence monster again stun log it's 33 it's a one in three chance to hit right now stay close literally four damage who cares easy stay close [Music] come on 28 chance to hit i just dropped my guts [Applause] [Music] i'll just fine i'll just win by it doesn't matter you can't even hurt me okay that's fine just keep doing no damage whatever you're still lost [Music] i just got angry [Music] all right that's good that's at least potentially guarantees us some prize money [Music] i was drunk in a bad mood what i'm not in a bad mood i'm having a i'm having fun just hanging on playing the game i'm not in a bad mood what are you talking about bad mood what [Music] i'm not doing anything funny i don't wanna have to do something funny i'm enjoying my favorite game of all time when i was 16. because he's so red [Music] smuggled um what did i do with that what did i do he hates streaming what do you why did i do i didn't do anything i didn't do anything [Music] [Applause] good [Applause] stay back watch out for the watch over that thing there's that dice thing and it does like 50 damage don't let him dice you this motherfucker needs a new move so bad [Applause] what the fuck was that dude will you attack him [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] that's not enough right [Music] [Laughter] [Music] he's redder than boston baked beans baked beans are like what are you talking about they're not red those are like regular baked beans regular beans beans yeah they are red okay boston fake beans [Music] this little guy i just made 100k well you're going to lose this next one because i'm gonna his defense is so bad as long as i can hit him a little like owl i just have to land it we gotta just focus only on skill here we go [Applause] get back again back it up push him back [Applause] all right he doesn't hurt at all it's fine hard [Applause] good job why are they doing that that was a cool move [Music] i need two wins really i'll be not three don't even okay we're good for the kill shot here kill get more points [Music] everyone's fucking booing me [Music] i look like woody harrelson i'll tell you it's going to be carnage i remember when i saw that i was thinking that was awful well let me just tell you something it's going to be garnish [Music] all right rematch this is the two grin [Music] all right i can do this as long as i can get hits i can't believe that yeah i can't believe kevilla lost that [Music] i just have to get lucky here this cappella's stats are so much better than mine in every conceivable way i have to get lucky all right exactly what i wanted to have happen again [Music] do it again again and again again again 60 chance getting close 41. don't do the cube [Music] i'll just stay back whatever i'm just gonna play like a coward is it for the championship well the money oh my god that hurts so much [Applause] [Music] [Applause] that was so stupid he couldn't even move [Music] god damn it [Music] at least i get to make the errantry money back [Music] okay all right not terrible i gotta get that over 200 power and then i'm setting an entry again [Music] you did a good job you're okay [Music] is it half off air entry [Music] tablets you do tommy lee jones yeah that's right well i haven't shot him [Music] okay [Music] you tired [Music] how much is errantry stop drugging i'm not it's nutrient pills what the fuck [Music] why are you calling me a druggie what a dude you're a druggie what do you mean a druggie [Music] no the joke there was why do you want me to do a tommy lee jones impression i can't tell you the last tommy lee jones movie that i watched [Music] take your vitamins what [Music] all right we're doing what's next 1000 bucks 2 000 but this is the one we're gonna win and then we're gonna move up to c rank [Music] okay so are you doing right now should we do air entry come on you can do it [Music] two thousand dollars dude [Music] is this stupid go for it go [Music] do it do it hiya let's see it he's gonna doubt his sharks again he's better than he was before clean landing clean landing i want to play this game so bad now it's really good you get both of them you get one and two this is the big kicker right here let's get ourselves a new technique turn around turn around whack him you fucking idiot there's another chance decide come on do it turn around oh my god why come on you were so close he's too grand he's too young now i only have a thousand dollars left [Music] he's got 44 loyalty all right rest take some stress reduction [Music] you've you're spoiled him and you're too hard on him yeah what how does that make any sense [Music] how much for you to stream the thing again i already i stream the whole thing [Music] all right let's go for it again i need to i have to make at least a little bit of money [Music] this is two thousand dollars which means if i come in second place i get a thousand bucks you're gonna stop providing your kids with alternative medicine [Music] all right this is not bad because the that big like weird dog muppet thing is not here [Music] all right come on [Music] [Applause] good [Applause] it's all right bounce bounce it get angry that's good get angry use it will you use your anger use that anger holy shit that's so clutch that would have been awful if i got hit by that [Applause] dodge it [Applause] [Music] why are you voting why are you rooting against me [Music] [Music] we can beat this uh this little owl thing i beat it last time [Music] staying close bingo all right again 68 chance come on that hurts a lot but it's not that big of a deal as long as i can spring a few together your skill is so bad put him on ice i'm done i'm done he's getting frozen he heard me say that now he's gonna be hit way more go back [Applause] 62 chance you still can't hit him what are you swinging at what are you swinging at [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you [Applause] thank you knock them out that's back to back sixty percent i've been 60 is really not that high you want to hit more often save up your guts the more guts you have in the bank the more accurate and powerful the move is yeah i heard that too but when this early though i feel like you have to get hits in that might be the complete wrong strategy [Music] he moved it moved it all right capella wins but i can still come in second place if i beat winston who has lost twice i i'll get a thousand bucks out of this [Music] stay away from that ice breath move and i will be fine staying close that's all right that's fine i mean if you weren't just such a dumbass and just every single move you just don't know where you are again [Applause] can we start eating wheaties for breakfast yeah why you second place get it [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hit him fucking swing at him what happened oh my controller unplugged that's why i couldn't swing at him that's very interesting [Music] i have it plugged into because i this cord is small so it's plugged into an extender that goes to the computer under there oops do i get any money at all who even won [Music] did i get money for that [Music] it's fifty dollars it's not even going to cover the expenses that are taken that's not even the kind of cover like the medicine i gained one fan oh that sucks i keep like going like this like my head's not itchy it's just like a nervous habit i don't know why i'm doing that did you not learn anything [Music] the monkey seems pretty tired go ahead and rest [Music] is it time to go take a look for another monster if you consider dandruff shampoo my head's fine it's not itchy i'm just like my fingers need somewhere to go whenever i'm sitting around if i'm doing something i'm really interested in really like intensely focused on like my hand will just like have a mind of its own and just like go and move to different places and like move around [Music] like i'm not in control of this hand it's just like [Music] just like up here adhd yeah i mean that's probably what it is you're a fidgeter i am a big fidgeter you're right hold you [Music] all right he's almost a year old it's time to realize let's get some training here please vigorous training i'm doing the powerful drill with doing skill there's nothing that's powerful skill is there speed power intelligence and defense this this one but i don't want intelligence power power go uh [Music] i need money bad [Music] you please is it it's going to be errantry isn't it [Music] i wasted last month i did this and wasted money that's entry god damn it crap [Music] it's another thousand bucks i'm just gonna go here and just win [Music] rest i need that thousand dollars we're gonna go we're gonna drop down a rank and just kill people [Music] smurf this monster is miserable he's not even miserable [Music] combine this guy with bonnie i'm scared to do that because that what if what if we get a shitty combination [Music] how much can you see yeah you know let's find out how much i can sell for [Music] welcome okay what would you like to do sell you pay 100 gold for your monster what the what a low ball offer that is a hundred gold that's that's nothing [Music] give me a break [Music] all right back to the ranch i'm giving this guy one more opportunity we're gonna take him we're gonna do erin tree first we're gonna drill [Music] i'm gonna do the easy tournament just try to get some money be glad she's paying anything for something so worthless skill is actually increasing [Music] what is that one all right let's go let's just go wipe the floor a bunch of fucking low-level smurfs what did that say [Music] do i care don't know if i care [Music] i'm gonna lose subs for this monster pups cup i'm fighting actually literally children that had a little cartoon children's intro okay [Music] how much fame do i lose they have better stats than i do how am i gonna lose fame why are you still doing an e-rank [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] dude uh this character is e-rank i can't hit anybody [Music] i've been hammering skill for the last like three months and like he won't i can't even hit anybody [Applause] [Music] i'm not losing to children yet okay i'm losing slightly to children oh my fucking god i'm gonna lose dodge something dodge it [Applause] [Music] there it is percentages i win thank you [Music] you guys are betting on every single match [Music] i wonder how many guys are just losing over and over again [Music] this one should be easy [Music] yeah i got this let's build some guts up let's try that strategy because right now it's like a 40 chance to hit but i don't just want to farm guts while he beats the shit out of me still at okay we're at 80 guts we're at a fourth that's this thing like that we're almost 100 guts i'm not sure it's worth doing that [Music] i gotta hit him that was big if you bet against this i don't know what the hell you were doing [Applause] it's all right [Applause] is the equivalent of sending an 11 year old to a kindergarten karate tournament and not being sure about the win [Music] well i'm pretty sure of it now unless the bunnies if the bunny loses here it's over that's it i'll take the victory wait no this is the vic this i have to win this [Music] this bunny had 50 health it's gonna be so simple don't worry yeah yeah i'm gonna okay ready if you bet against this i wanna bet for me right now [Music] staying close [Music] the rabbit has no moves up close [Music] i can just try to keep the zone here and let's go for it again stay in there stay in there don't let him close the gap yeah let's get him what are you thinking wrapped and clapped [Music] and try to kill him [Music] all right that's a thousand bucks and an item too i think the little disc chips you when you combine monsters you use a disc chip and it adds stats i think pretty sure what do you think we have to wait till i at least get this guy another skill [Music] he's winning tournaments [Music] all right disc chips [Music] and learn something too all right i need to get 200 power [Music] oh let's praise him sure my eye what the hell [Music] okay make sure to blink [Music] all right we're getting there it's almost time give the banana [Music] all right it's banana time i don't even know what this does eat the banana [Music] what did that do [Music] what'd that do it didn't do anything [Music] loyalty went down [Music] but banana trades fatigue for lifespan [Music] can i just make him die faster it's not good hurry up [Music] all right go learn another move [Music] hour to 200 i got he's got to learn another [Music] move get rid of him this is a he's a loss i don't think so yet we get two of these now [Music] okay erin tree how much does it cost it's 2 000. wait no it's not it's a thousand [Music] come on dude what it went back i thought it was still oh it's a different month [Music] one monster andy i need to get somebody up to at least a year level up power thank you when is this battle should i go for c [Music] no not yet [Music] i want to participate in attorney and fight next week this is what i mean next week there's no fight next week is there [Music] yes i don't remember the bean one [Music] no there's none sorry you can't [Music] 157 i think it's time that i go power i i'm not doing enough damage to people [Music] power again everyone does over 50 a hit and complains about damage [Music] oh he's probably he's kind of tired all right let's do it rank d oh should yeah rank d i should just wait and take him to f what do you guys think i will get crushed in c [Music] he needs to get older he needs to actually go into the like adolescent stage which is between what one and two years [Music] all right we have not seen one of these people yet [Music] just yeah stay in close don't get hit by the ice ball and kill that was very very good i'll just hold it together don't be too crazy to let the guts build up good go for it [Applause] clean very clean don't be an idiot [Music] [Applause] do not choke on capella i i'm gonna try to play it safe [Music] i follow loose nice hail fall okay i william has 40 health [Music] let's do it when you're going to peep the horror when is the game when is he going to pee i don't know what that means all right stay in close build up the guts [Applause] come on really [Music] combo again [Music] shit good all right now don't be moron don't be moron hold back [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] all right can i swing once get in there [Music] all right hopefully i gain the feign back if i win [Music] joel biden called me cringe in his latest uh appearance that guy is just so cringe by executive order i'm going to make it so it's illegal for him to stream he's the cringiest damn guy i've ever seen imagine something like a president like executive ordered me to not scream [Music] what i even do [Music] it's a cringe tax [Music] i have to pay a cringe tax i have to pay an extra 10 of my income to the cringe tax that's so stupid all right this guy lost twice [Music] i can handle it getting close i think it's cool looking though [Applause] [Music] [Applause] don't get stabbed i feel like that thing hurts [Music] but [Applause] i'm getting really greedy here but [Applause] oh no no no no no no no no no no [Music] okay his time's up that was close is this the gamecube this is for steam and switch right now you can get it right now it's a double bundled monster ranger one and two it's a doozy [Music] explain how million is winning any matches [Music] [Music] all right let's take it home [Music] that intelligence is so high get in close holy shit you actually got it off it's okay [Music] it doesn't matter your moves are so bad just don't let her get any range i can take six damage a thousand times doesn't matter build the guts up i just punch her once in the face [Music] oh you motherfucker please [Applause] hey [Music] oh i got her so that's definitely how she's putting matches she's ranging just trying to stay back i'm just winning by countdown [Music] all right it's now impossible for me to lose actually not possible to lose now tournament one oh make sure to tune in tomorrow for the game awards i'll be live during the game awards and then after the game awards i'm probably gonna play this again because i want to play it again [Music] this one's just for fun what time's game awards 430 pacific oh three o'clock pacific maybe four o'clock pacific maybe five i can lose this fight it's okay [Applause] again combo again knockout [Applause] all right this is [Music] stay back watch that stupid thing i could really get carried away here and die [Music] [Applause] yes nice [Music] perfect score i'll take it i should get a lot of fame for this then at least five to ten fame i hope [Music] these mobile controls look like ass um i would imagine this actually would be terrible with a mouse [Music] i mean maybe you do left and right on the arrow keys or wa8 it feels a little weird with the controller this is fine [Music] it plays just like it did 20 years ago [Music] drop the source yeah there should be black bars right [Music] wow that's pretty huge wow that's actually a big deal nice i know i can't freeze him because now his stats are going to be really good soon [Music] where's beanbag sonic we'll probably see beanbag sonic soon maybe not it's all that kind of random [Music] this emulated no this is on steam right now came out four and a half hours ago [Music] express mail from ima next this is it what [Music] what is it here we go this is my official license got rank two all right does that mean i can actually get toxic from britney spears second rank today is bug batman's birthday should we sing happy birthday me me me me oh that's that was not what that was happy birthday to happy to you happy birthday bug batman why are you doing this if you can't get a fucking license grow and be a strong monster [Music] i hope that didn't cost money how was my song not bad huh you didn't even sing happy birthday are you from a different planet [Music] you imagine trying to search in your head for a song to sing someone on a happy birthday on somebody's birthday i just i would love to sing you something but i just died i'll make i'll make something up on the spot it's happy birthday warner music and voice of the copper on happy birthday since 1949. but they know they don't [Music] oh there's a big cake take this to our monster here take this to our monster joy [Music] big birthday cake [Music] it's dmca [Music] okay rest up and then we're sending you on air entry okay is it worth doing this now or should i do some heavy training i'm doing heavy training with power i'm curious i think it's gonna be all right go for it make it happen get up there come on really you just had a big birthday cake and pills and everything you and you can't go up the hill [Music] try it again [Music] i want to get you into the next c tournament i want to participate in attorney and fight next week i don't even know if there's a tournament next week can i see [Music] what [Music] um you made it all right good all right big increases now huge increases that's like that's a lot i'm gonna keep doing it [Music] what is this peak the horror thing i don't even know what that is oh again another 20 stats well technically did it [Music] that was cheeky food we're gonna do cup of jelly stress reducer it's a reference to a dream someone had about you would blew up on tumblr what it's a dream someone had about you there's a comic book about it [Music] what [Music] i need uh to buy some more mint leaves read the comic [Music] what [Music] okay um [Music] i just read this oh okay i was gonna read this had a dream last night germa became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of stream where he would play a game like normal but every once in a while he'd let chat heap the horror and put this like red and black pulsating mass on screen kind of looked like an ai generated image and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time he'd show it one viewer who saw it would die it ended when he showed it on stream and dropped dead the stream was left on for 72 hours to honor his memory it was dead quiet with just his body and a slowly pulsating red mass on street on screen beside him what that's a fucked up [Music] whoa [Music] that's what it looks like hold on [Music] that's so scary but i'm the one that died not lucky man what's with that rng [Music] oh pop my surprise [Music] oh no don't show that that's that's it that's it right there all right nobody [Music] can't believe you what i need to read this one more time one more time why does his face look like this hello is he all right all right i'm like it's freaking me out i don't show this anymore [Music] so somebody would just die [Music] there's more so it was this weird sort of strange god scary kind of other sort of old one power where we all it like hit us and like fucked up our brains and we thought it was really funny [Music] keep the horror that's actually really crazy [Music] okay hello welcome i hear that jx achieved the second rank [Music] uh keep on going you work hard i would like to buy [Music] yeah they hate this the smoke snake supposed to make it so they're not um spoiled anymore so much money i'll buy two [Music] feed the snake a snake nope okay go for it again oh [Music] get up there get up there [Music] eat the horror please i know you can do it i want to participate in an attorney and fight next week sure you can fight next week [Music] but if there's no tournament you're gonna have to fight me dude i even wasting time [Music] didn't you make a promise that bug batman will enter a tournament oh he's really tired [Music] he's too tired to do this what should i do [Music] [Music] just let him rest he's gonna be pissed that i didn't let him do the thing okay loyalty went down well maybe if you did one of these correctly we wouldn't have to waste all this time i want to do a tournament fight next week no you're not ready to do any tournaments [Music] actually not ready thank you all right now i will listen to your requests 17. nice very nice very nice this month i think we're gonna go with a tablet [Music] just watch the video do a tablet every first week and not oil every second week [Music] from now on bug batman's strength will be affected depending upon how we raise it we must use more training skills [Music] alright this is it is where we get him to like three or four hundred power [Music] go for it go for it you can't no i'm sorry i just punched everybody i gotta move the mic i'm an idiot i'm so sorry all right let's see a huge increase here please [Music] i want him at 300 attack [Music] do it again one more one more of these and then that's it [Music] no then i'll do speed to get it back up all right rest rest rest rest i'm doing too much work what's the next battle should i i should try c i'm going for it he's got a lot of power [Music] [Music] all right you need another move besides like punch and scratch i need you to have something else to do [Music] i can go up to b rank no thanks c let's go [Music] why are you so serious be funny not serious [Music] and that person for 700 years all right let's go oh by the way human ears that's yo [Music] as opposed to gerbil years oh this is big there's a lot of people in this one oh shut shut me i can't wait to kill this guy i'm two hits all right this is uh 366 skill get the fuck out of here are you serious [Applause] [Music] [Applause] our punch in the stomach [Music] come on again [Music] [Applause] [Music] what [Music] holy shit he killed me in one hit [Music] that's not cool [Music] i want one of those like like handsome rock people [Music] all right who am i going against [Music] i might have to pull out oh yeah no way c is not going to work this is not going to happen [Music] this was a stupid idea it's just a stupid idea [Music] i could get lucky though no way i'm out i'll he'll die he'll actually die from this holy shit okay just kill me so i can leave [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] shhh [Applause] gonna die he's he's gonna fucking die he's gonna die i gotta leave [Music] [Music] sauce vayne's gonna win the whole thing close [Music] get out it's not worth it [Music] juarenmo is the one to beat [Music] do i get a faint i don't get a dollar for showing up do i get any fame for showing up [Music] [Music] oh no [Music] freeze him he's ready to train i i can't not yet [Music] he's in the prime right now for me to get like a shitload of stats on them splice them [Music] hold on [Music] just a regular skill stop cheating you're just messing this whole thing up all right if he does that again he's getting frozen do the lower lower attorneys yeah [Music] get in there [Music] good job maybe if you raised your kids right [Music] all right f oh what do we have here the new year cup is it worth doing [Music] it's a lot of money [Music] what what rank is this just f rank but how who can participate anybody [Music] the new year cup game just crashed was last time it's saved right it was weird [Music] hit continue use the data to load [Music] monster bug bat yeah this is literally like right here [Music] that work [Music] there it is all right so let's try that again [Music] i love this game [Music] okay don't crash oh it's a tournament like actual tournament tournament i how hot how are these guys strong oh my goodness they're like look at how they look i don't think i can do this i shouldn't be here bordorf had a splendid victory goat wreck and epsilon these are these of rare scary monsters i'm gonna die bug batman vs kitty nice to leave should i just walk out [Music] ah [Applause] [Music] that's not good uh maybe we should watch from the stands the rest of this do i get money for showing up what the fuck was that thing um [Music] i want one of these where am i gonna get one of these [Music] i've got this like stupid like dementor that i i want one of these things [Music] we will now hold the consolation mat match to take third place what do i care [Music] the final bow trek versus kitty i mean kitty did 300 damage to me i'm glad i didn't fight that guy all right did i get any money i mean i was like an extra record loser oh i thought it meant i lost it the fastest ever [Music] um [Music] i need to make money [Music] i'm gonna freeze him and i'm gonna go see if i can get toxic [Music] i don't think you can i think i have to be like rank a to do it all right let's try it i'm gonna try it [Music] put them on ice the rare monsters i think you have to be a rank go get christmas weezer hold on a second what does it take to combine combine 500 gold to combine i'm gonna cheat here [Music] how do i save the game manually [Music] i'm just cheating [Music] i want to see what we get i'm curious 500 gold and we're doing bonnie and bug batman okay combine with you what do i get let's use an item is seasoning yes disc chips [Music] seasoning this can be used as a secret seasoning all right should we proceed so there's a 31 chance we get a cabalos what's terror dog [Music] loose but that's only five percent chance crimson eyed blue sponge [Music] try noodle yeah we'll try a noodle [Music] bonnie and noodle curious [Music] or a bug batman and noodle [Music] we need the blue sponge bb and noodle all right let's try that [Music] add some seasoning [Music] okay what do we get [Music] 20 chance for a ripper allure basila [Music] ivory wall ripper [Music] see these two [Music] or mint [Music] a dayton mint dayton let's try it go for it we got [Music] allure allure [Music] into the trash [Music] i don't want this [Music] it's like it never happened okay um let's just even get some something else interesting [Music] i don't think i can get uh toxic i think you have to be renkie yeah rare monsters can only be i gotta be rank b or a [Music] any other songs you're going to try before i pull out um who should i play with i think i'm going to keep going with the spongebob [Music] spongebob squarepants super sponge spongebob squarepants battle for bikini bottom oh it's the actual game disc rehydrated let's go come on it's rare remember that [Music] spongebob squarepants spongebob theme song metal version stop being rare that's annoying [Music] what undertale undertale undertale soundtrack [Music] i gotta win a rank a b match that's the only way i can do it [Music] there's nothing for the simpsons really limp bizkit wrong uh okay how about yeah chocolate starfish in the hot dog flavored water give us something not this bullshit would have to be rank a it's a it's a piece of granite funny looking monster ugh [Music] this thing is stupid [Music] i'll freeze it [Music] what did i i got one of these before what did i call it it's just a wall again yeah oh roblox well sweet rind was not sweet brown was like a watermelon wasn't it [Music] all the xbox series [Music] where's space [Music] no no wait i can't do a space [Music] freeze this motherfucker immediately train him no he sucked [Music] i want to get one more [Music] team fortress [Music] oh sonic sonic attack sonic booms one sonic by soulja boy all right rare i hate when they're rare we're not good enough to open these crazy frog we already look for crazy frog oasis wonder wall [Music] everything is rare [Music] dragon ball i've seen too many names celine dion really what oh it's celine dion not here [Music] aerosmith aerosmith's greatest hits all right i'm just going to go win tournaments because like this is stupid i want one more [Music] halo halo 4. halo halo force original soundtrack finally we get to see a goddamn monster [Music] all right i'm interested i'm very interested [Music] looks dependable [Music] that's a high defense all right [Music] that was a good it's kind of a crab crab scorpion perhaps given crab scribbling crab scorpion crab scorpion master chef [Music] what are you doing what are you doing no stop it what'd you say what stop it uh wellington actually kind of like that [Music] i like it what is this is it a combination or is this just a straight up crab thing [Music] let's take it [Music] why does he pick the worst one well how's it the worst one that's wellington i like it all right i need to know a lot about you who are you [Music] all right you got pretty good skill already power is really good already [Music] you don't like cup jelly you like battling that's kind of unfortunate punch and claw assault this is really good hit percentage the force is bad on both these though bad scaling but at least you'll hit [Music] wellington is not a crab [Music] and that you want me to freeze him after that after that shit are you serious all right what do we need power i'm gonna say power intelligence is really it's definitely not intelligence it's power and maybe speed power and defense [Music] all right go for it let's see what you got [Music] right off the bat ah sorry your baby you just you just figured it out it's okay it's okay don't worry no you're fine it's saying it's alright everything's fine [Music] do want to buy more of those stress things [Music] i need mint leaves somebody has to win a fight i'm gonna lose all my money [Music] i need to take him through a tournament and just win this is gonna be bad [Music] okay no more stop spending [Music] that was so cute i love him [Music] what'd you do to weezer i don't know all right get some more power just enough to win a tournament [Music] got it right nice good job level up perfect oh jack you're running out of money you better enter wellington into a tournament to make some bucks let's go let's go let's go right now [Music] he's gonna do the voice every time he says it isn't he are you doing no stop i just have to say a few things stop i love that it's like my favorite thing about him you stand in it like this it goes like this goes [Music] looks like it's raw not good in the middle delicious that's why absolutely that's what i feel i got pants huh i have pants on [Music] top half of your head was gone whatever how cares you're gaslighting us watch anything that gordon ramsay's ever done he goes like up on his on his heels like he goes on his toes he puts his hands up like this and he goes like up down up up down i'm serious i love it i think he has some amazing mannerisms all right let's kick some ass he does the orangutan oh delicious absolutely delicious now in the pan did you put it in the pan [Music] i'm so sorry fucking idiot [Music] oh no oakley man is back this is not good [Music] [Music] new animated emote actually might be okay damn that's good close [Applause] not bad [Music] that hits for a pretty good amount job back [Applause] i i watch out the guts here i can hit like two or three times it's over holy fucking shit dude give me a break wow that was ins that was unbelievable that just did so much fucking damage what a joke what a joke [Music] [Music] looks like 80 he did almost 80 damage to me in one hit ellington picked up the victory by default why what this is still winnable i said to beat leon [Music] it should be a win [Applause] back to back [Music] good back it up they no come on i couldn't hit it [Applause] all right going how many coin flips am i gonna lose in a row [Applause] [Music] all right kill this motherfucker i'll just play it safe i don't get hit [Music] send it [Music] damn it i don't think i can't beat ugly man [Music] okay what keeps happening to oakley man he's always i can do this let's go started early all right stop going for the big hit and just land the ones that have higher percentage [Music] i'm not taking my own advice i don't know what i'm doing 78 he would just get confused thank you it's got 99 guts why won't you swing you make me look bad i got to do literally 10 seconds i fucking hit him swing at him yo i'm just trapped in this stupid he's zoning the fuck out of me dude come on [Music] [Applause] [Music] that was stupid i couldn't go left and i couldn't go right [Music] yeah yeah cool excellent at least i have enough to not i can go bankrupt again congrats to the guy that just won 800 000 points are you serious jeez [Music] did you actually learn something all right that's good it's the first tournament you almost won too it's just it's like just to flip a goddamn coin if you'll hit somebody or not you isn't isn't this guy skill high what what's the problem here you got 150 skill at rank e what's the problem what's your problem what's your problem i don't understand what's your problem uh you can rest [Music] you don't like what he doesn't like cup jelly right which is not good because that's the lowest stress um i don't want to do tablets that's way too expensive what did he like milk fish [Music] maybe milk nutritious milk oh he likes battling sodium he doesn't have a preference all right if you don't have a preference then i'm just gonna give you fish [Music] all right it's that time of the day every it doesn't matter what it is whatever i see first in the chat is gonna um be what i order for food here we go [Music] all right [Music] you have new mail it's going to be air entry isn't it all right if it's aaron tree then i'm going to go freeze him and go you use the other guy it is all right all right fuck this how much money do i have [Music] all right there's a d-rank battle right now i'm gonna go freeze him i'm gonna bring out i don't even remember their name there's a snake i'm gonna win this tournament and then i'm gonna i'm he has to learn i gotta go freeze wellington frozen wellington disgusting really raw frozen wellington you know i have to get rid of him because i'm not going to stop doing that so i would i probably should just freeze him [Music] frozen wellington [Music] all right no more fucking around i gotta go win the tournament and then do erin tree with that snake guy [Music] wake up bug batman get out here what you doing no stop what you're doing leave me alone i you're gonna fuck me up i'm gonna have to say it a hundred times [Music] shit he's so tired when's the next battle all right i have an idea take this and then fight you're definitely strong enough to do a d cup please win me this money 2 000 bucks and then we're gonna let you can rest a few days then we're gonna send you on a trip [Music] go for it [Music] only four contestants it's not a big deal frank d it's not gonna be hard [Music] oh it's this motherfucker this guy's gonna ruin everything not sleep bomb i have to come in second place this is bad [Music] i just advised a burn he fight so much more health but his skill and speed are awful i just have to hope he misses over and over again and just try to burn him down get up close miss [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] seventy fucking three percent get out of town [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hurry up don't do another move dodge it dodge it dodge it dodge it oh my god i killed him i win okay that was very very stressful don't lose my points i want one of these this thing is so cool i actually want one of these things my webcam needs to be moved it's too big that's better that's better all right two grand that was the hardest bite of the whole entire time come on now [Music] ella lost i i'm fired [Music] the thing that's gonna kill me here is the high defense pretty evenly matched though i got more health give me a crit [Applause] good oh dodge is nice dodge again [Applause] i got him in guts i got him i beat him my guts [Music] 70 hit it combo so [Music] [Applause] [Music] fuck you [Music] [Applause] [Music] yes oh that was so close that would have been really bad if i didn't win this this is going to save the whole run [Music] i need winston to lose come on sleep bomb get it [Music] this guy every time is it just because he's faster all right well this is it stay in close same thing don't be an idiot i can take the hits it's fine i can hit him harder 70 percent [Music] [Applause] those [Applause] doesn't hurt [Applause] 2 grand now i can definitely beat c get a new move i'll get a bonus i'll get some of the fame back too which i i lost it all [Music] this game sucks and it's even worse if you aren't good at it how do you know this game sucks did you play it yet [Music] he did the thing he did the thing [Music] what [Music] that's good [Music] uh praise you don't like the game you don't like the game you want to participate in a tournament and fight you just did that's going to be really [Music] i can't do that you just did one all right now we need some real rest [Music] [Music] this game is one of the best games ever to watch [Music] um that's whatever man i got i knew when this was coming out i was gonna play it a so this is what we're doing and if people think it's fun that i that's awesome because i think it's fun [Music] i love this game and we're going to beat this game not like last time last time i did b rank and i stopped playing it we're going to be we're going to get to at least a to s rank we're going to [Music] but no i mean i was fucking around earlier right like if you don't like the game you think this sucks then it's all right it's all good see you next time [Music] all right so we should go to uh all right error entry time please [Music] skill and life [Music] this is gonna be it we're gonna learn a new move finally [Music] you know what go kill one of these guys too like naughty go go fucking strangle morty we can handle morty [Music] come on good good start really good start plus like 15 or something plus 20. that's all right the shark part i just have to i got a skill what i didn't even see it i didn't even see it i got a skill did i oh damn this is awesome all right come on get me over 200 skill i want to fuse this guy with somebody take out the sharks yes come on keep going this is huge this is the last one gigantic crab oh he got knocked down is that bad oh that's it did i get it i i don't know what counts as a success here what's going on what's happening did i lose what are you doing what the fuck is wrong with you [Music] i wonder how many failure points are here and i think i just did it fall down one last punch dude get him oh fuck i don't this that's all right [Music] i there was probably 10 different failure points there it seems pretty strong praise praise let's go take a look i'm really curious did you just become top tier [Music] all right come on what do you got [Music] whack and stab [Music] oh thank god finally [Music] it took long enough now i can actually hit people without a problem eight percent a it does withering and sharpness yeah we'll keep these two on thank goodness excellent excellent excellent excellent let's okay there's a c today but i can't do it we'll try the c1 next week so let's take let's go rest take uh some nut oil maybe some stress reduction keep the horror sure [Music] not doing that ever again [Music] i want to get to 200. [Music] is it next week it's not wait is it next week that's not good work 200 finally i think i'm good for skill for now [Music] and we're gonna do tablets [Music] and see if i can get a little bit more power yeah i'm gonna do the heavy training i think because i i i need to hit harder [Music] all right so it's rest is he ready for c i don't know i need more speed what kind of monster feeds his pet gummy vitamins for an entire month [Music] i just pulled my first monster and all the stats were under 10. that sounds awful [Music] let me take a look again [Music] i don't think it's enough i think we have to skip this tournament 300 power get back to over 100 speed i need health too [Music] yeah i'm going to skip the tournament the next one after that all right we're gonna be ready for the official one [Music] so we're gonna do some training i want to get let's go for the heavy one come on don't fail it you can't fight every single week man you can't fight i keep losing loyalty because he wants to fight every week it's like you have to rest man get up there 300. close close [Music] entry again look at this [Music] it's from auntie verde she's having a sale at her shop oh that's yeah i need that i use these items all the time how much is it what percentage [Music] great discount [Music] not that much like 10 off 20 off or whatever i mean i need them i don't run out of money [Music] what's up with that [Music] how much can i get for [Music] no i don't i don't want the chips okay so we're going to train [Music] speed [Music] i want to get this back over 100 does that count truancy it's when he took off [Music] rest [Music] your boy is soft [Music] right again don't run away this time nice job all right back up to over 100 that's good very important [Music] i'm running out of money so we're gonna do [Music] fish [Music] why are you playing with this dingleberry [Music] yellow he doesn't like jelly but no wait no he does he's the other one that didn't like it it's gonna be a 24 hour stream uh i don't think that would work considering i'm swimming the game awards tomorrow only two more of those uh tops official tournament see if we can get it [Music] how much time do i have all right so it's train train rest see [Music] what we doing here i go for some omega speed or dump it into power [Music] health probably [Music] i'll do help nah i'll do health it's a good idea don't cheat [Music] you're cheating but i'm not gonna scold you dude [Music] i want to participate in a tournament yes you can no it's not even next week it's a week after [Music] get it up over there no [Music] [Music] i'm gonna feed him a mango [Music] but will that make him happy yeah have a mango maybe that'll make him more loyal not really [Music] okay rest up this is gonna i don't think i'm gonna be able to beat this maybe i'll try one of the lower ones then e rank or should i try for c rank i need money ungrateful brick [Music] i'm gonna get my ass kicked [Music] i'm gonna get my ass kicked [Music] come on i got over 300 power 200 skill sas vain had wasn't that bad okay huey i got that new move too jesus [Music] um what do you have for intelligence moves do not go anywhere near holy shit i can't believe i didn't hit my garage fucking laser hands stab him stab [Music] oh god damn it holy shit do it again [Music] [Applause] stay in don't let him push you that move is sick fuck don't let him hit you don't let him push you no don't get him by his laser cannon [Applause] hmm [Music] it's all right i can still come in second or third place so spain didn't even hurt this guy [Music] i want i want one of those i want one of those monkeys all right wreck then what do you have for stats [Music] i'm just barely not good enough for this defense is terrible though just gotta stay in it's gonna just come down to who hits who because we both have the same amount of skill he has we both have power he's got more a little more health just stay in there and stab him dodge fuck off fuck you tails tails tails tails tails tails 77 you won't swing the bat swing i'm feeling like a fucking grandpa yelling at a baseball game swing hit him good get in there again stab [Music] [Applause] oh [Music] fuck you hit him oh my fucking god every time it's just [Music] every time can i ever get this guy to have more than 47 percent 50 i've been dumping and dumping and dumping and dumping and dumping sk stats into skill i did i got over 100 fucking extra points [Music] i gotta start winning games [Music] actually mad yeah i guess i want to win ah this is the guy that's beating everybody in with flawless victories i'm not even gonna be able to get one well actually hold on [Music] his defense is crazy he's gonna have like a 30 chance to hit and he's gonna have to hit me one time and i'm dead good luck can i dodge my speed's awful [Music] what is so confusing [Applause] no don't let him swing once back up back up back up all right go forward hit him [Music] back him up okay i think i'm all right run in and stab him oh my god how do you miss this it's impossible [Music] i'm just holding left [Music] [Applause] let's go we're good i just can't [Music] you lose fought a rock yeah he was huge [Music] susvein is losing a lot [Music] yeah this huey is gonna win he has like eight moves hey there's like fire breath he had a laser cannon he had a dashing claws i don't know he was all over the place [Music] all right this is this is the monkey i am very scared as i should be i don't i don't see how this i went here but get lucky nice all right all right all right [Applause] hold off on the guts all right 60 keep it going [Music] don't let them get near you [Applause] he's out of guts though four guts you shitting me just string it together he can't do anything again again again again again he can't do anything he's no he has no mana [Music] dodge [Applause] what is so confusing [Applause] [Music] oh what you doing about wellington come on [Music] [Applause] [Music] got him [Music] why are you guys saying trump was i did i sound like trump what was it what i am actually still in this if i don't lose another one [Music] oh shit he lost [Music] good okay this should be a pretty decent victory it should be easy he's not lost three times trump voice i need to hear this and i want to retire [Music] [Music] [Music] what was that for okay let's go i think this guy's intelligence [Music] i don't know how this person has lost three times bad defense but everything else is really good even the power all right well do not stay in range of any green attacks so get the fuck in close now all right [Applause] all right all right all right all right all right all right okay okay just hit him one more time watch the guts oh my god what the fuck did he just do you stupid game this game's fucking rigged i can't believe this died yeah i literally just pressed one button i died instantly [Music] how how is it supposed to get away from that i'm not an intelligence character so i just die i'm trying to stay in but he can like push at [Music] batman sucks yeah this is bullshit i'm batman and go up against a bunch of fucking superheroes oh i got money and can aim good cool these guys have laser eyes [Music] [Music] your defense is too low yeah but it but okay all right hear me out intelligence moves defense means nothing you only you take less damage from intelligence moves based on your intelligence skill yourself so if i'm not building an intelligence character then i'm gonna get killed by the intelligence moves you have no money and can't aim so what do you um [Music] i don't know what [Music] all right this guy sucks except for his skill he's just this is just a mirror match except he's kind he's kind of better than i am [Applause] [Music] i would love to do a move my guy doesn't know what what fucking state he's in gonna get flawless [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] my loyalty is not high enough so if i try to tell him to do a move he blacks out [Music] [Music] this guy's blacking out like 10 times a match because we don't have a great relationship together or something why is he blacking out why is he so confused into the freezer no he's the best thing we got right now i can't i gotta at least beat zamber come on it's time for some all right how do i build loyalty what's like the what what can i buy him what item can i give him to make him more loyal best you actually have is probably wellington probably actually [Music] [Applause] good good don't come in last place i'll be happy [Music] [Applause] come on good oh shit [Music] oh thank god [Applause] [Music] uh i mean i i'm not gonna get any money but maybe i could fame possible that i'll get fame card itself [Music] how could you beat him without the last two threw coins in the air and what everyone landed on heads three times that's the one i wouldn't he needs more loyalty that's why the more loyalty he has the more all right loyalty is like the most important stat in my opinion at this point because if you tell him to do moves and a third of the moves you tell him to do he doesn't do i mean that's i'm just that's less damage [Music] i'm not gonna get any money but will at least get fame or something i got 300 bucks that's not okay i'm happy with that aim [Music] what about auto fight the problem with auto fight is from what i've heard the cpu is notorious notoriously unbelievably stupid apparently like sometimes it just will walk around it won't do anything very nice [Music] you tried you tried your best [Music] i need to win a tournament [Music] maybe this one or i gotta win money we'll get him ready for this one should i just rest him up and just kind of fight the d i can't do crab cup like i'm not good enough for c maybe i should uh i need i have i need two thousand dollars it's so important rest him up get into that tournament and win you actually will lose i will soft lock myself all right let's go win this you what are you you can't go lower than zero so don't worry [Music] i love this game it's so much fun i love just like needing to do better and try harder and train better [Music] you got to make a golem or a jelly they're both pretty pog in my opinion the naga is good only once it's been trained to shitload what don't okay so different types peak at different places right so from my understanding is some some of the base monsters like year one is where you peak and you get the most amount of stat increases some of them are like year three near old age you get the most amount of stat increases where what is this type is this later on in life or certain monsters have different growth spurts yeah so the base that i have here speaking now okay [Music] why are you doing the germa explain thing [Music] you dude you peaked in high school [Music] i actually didn't though i picked it i don't know like ten to five years ago i didn't peak in high school i definitely have passed my peak of i don't know i think maybe i'm coming down i think i still got it though did you see that tick tock orangutang dance all right let's let's win i need money [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] all right bounce it back bounce it back 40 [Applause] i'm good [Applause] the thing is i'm not even ranking down to do this i haven't won a c cup elimination tournament so i mean like i i got held back like six times in the eighth grade i'm still in the eighth grade right [Music] [Music] yeah i'm like 19 in the eighth grade [Music] all right let's go [Music] is that even possible i don't i don't think so i what happens i don't think that happens what happens if you get held back like four times it doesn't once you hit the soft cap for the first year you have to go to the shrine and ask to reset their i thought you're talking about what happens if you stay back four times as you get to go to a shrine i was trying to figure out what the fuck you're talking about okay uh stay away from the intelligence moves i think yep stab is really good just to farm these lower ranks though this character's gonna die how long do the um what are the types that i have i think i have a wall right the obsidian wall again [Applause] see it's a wall it's a bug in batman you have wellington i know i but i have to make money i have to make money and have to get to at least c or b rank so i can at least this monster is peaking right now so i have to train this monster try to win at least to like b or a rank so then i can actually get some cool monsters and rare ones i will let wellington shine i promise [Music] maybe i'll combine them should i combine wellington and bug batman maybe i'll get maybe that'd be better [Applause] all right cute [Applause] bye bye [Music] uh winston's passed away you actually they actually can die [Music] all right twenty 2 hundred maybe you get a little bit of fame [Music] have to get to at least see with this monster this game is like dark souls you're supposed to just lose a bunch of times until you get like the right combo [Music] twenty one fifty i got a negel whatever that is [Music] learned more good [Music] yes [Music] you can't do a tournament back to back no that what's wrong with this guy [Music] why don't you ask me that consider what retire [Music] you're not even two years old what do you mean retired you're getting old how long did they live are you shitting me they die one year and eight months he's 68 you need to start training bug robin [Music] okay battle when's the next okay here it is he's gonna win this he's gonna get to be ranked we're gonna freeze his ass and then we're gonna combine him with wellington and then we're gonna have a good base stats there we'll take wellington all the way up to b rank i i gotta i'm not gonna stop streaming am i i'm like having too much of a time right now i love this game [Music] uh i'll be right all right so this he's getting to the end here well let's rest him up see if we can take him to at least up to b rank which then combine him with wellington and see what we get [Music] go for it all the way nice yeah we're really starting to lose the uh prime there it was like 18 19 18 17 18 18. now it's nine all right what i don't think i want to give anything too expensive [Music] it's for dinner [Music] i don't know [Music] brian let's do what if i i really need life maybe at this point maybe i should just go all in on power so for the best what do you think [Music] give him a cup of jelly for his last meal [Music] i guess he'll eat one more time 300 i'm i don't think i'll even be able to beat ranksy i think we freeze him now [Music] pass the prime here 314. [Music] seems well and i'm tired [Music] and well given one more tournament [Music] good what happens when they die um they die [Music] unless i freeze them i can freeze them and combine them which is what i'm i'm gonna do that that's kind of the point [Music] i'm not going to use any more stress reducers on them either yeah there's a little funeral it's a little like goodbye all right can we do it train twice rest i'm just going straight power there's power [Music] there is no tournament next week [Music] i hope somebody freezes me when i get old and pass my prime that was good seems well one more training session this is the last time we will ever train this piece of absolute dog shit [Music] don't even get above c-ring all right rest up it's time to battle i'm just kidding i'm very fond of this uh this little guy okay very well loyalty's pretty good i don't i think we're going to get our ass kicked but i'll try it here's three moves and then into the freezer [Music] i have increased my power by like 20 plus percent though some new faces here all right zamber let's go 330 [Music] high defense but i do i have a lot of power let's go for it let's see if i can just get in there and smash i don't want to get by that [Applause] good start keep it up don't do anything yet go for it very good all right just hang back a little bit don't get killed i need 14 guts to do this move don't even you dare [Applause] okay thank god when is the championship before retirement come on man [Music] you're gonna stream until like 12 a.m uh well we started really late because the game didn't come out till five pacific we will absolutely be playing this tomorrow i've i have to beat the game tomorrow's the game awards at 4 5 p.m pacific i'll figure out whatever it is [Music] and then after the game awards game was gonna be what like two three hours we're gonna go right from the game awards to this for like another three or four hours 4 30 yeah we'll start around the same time today but i'm not done tonight i still i i have at least i want to get through i want to combine somebody and get a good round floor for the next monster [Music] yeah what is that little thing offering [Music] i we got our ass kicked by rechtman last time but it's a new day [Music] just shred through that defense it's a dps race i hope i can actually do moves good dodge again nice all right okay okay okay all right get in there he's using all his guts [Applause] [Music] beautiful all right this is good one more [Music] all right back it up [Applause] [Music] i we're in pretty good shape we'll be at v-rank [Music] and little weirdo [Music] hey who said he was past this prime not yet another week maybe all right this is the tuna offery i'm very curious of how strong you are [Music] okay you're very very weak but you're impossible to hit stay in close the intelligence moves are going to kill me in one hit getting close close close close [Applause] [Music] fuck stay in close he can't even hurt you just stay in close let the guts build up he's gonna waste all of his toy hammer bullshit just don't let him do an intelligence move okay get him [Applause] yes take that motherfucker outside yes [Music] okay is anybody else undefeated peveris is currently undefeated everest [Music] anymore i'm going to lose the suspend it's a mirror all right let's get in there [Music] that's why you're so dangerous you have a lot of health not a lot of defense though you're just a gigantic damage sponge alright get in there jesus christ please [Music] watch that i'm gonna build up guts don't just spam this is how he wins fights he's just a like watermelon chewing gum that's fine use it all go come on dude i've hit him like three times [Applause] and go oh get that get out of here [Applause] now just don't die from [Applause] now just let it just wait it out stay in close and wait it out got it [Music] [Applause] yeah you build up a bunch of speed you build a bunch of health and then you become you get hit two or three times doesn't matter you can dodge the rest [Music] is have i secured it i think i have to win one more match and it's secured i know [Music] because if i have five wins it's impossible for anybody else to get to five wins right as long as he doesn't die on the floor then we should be fine if he dies in the arena then that's bad which i think can happen all right here comes a real test this guy beat me bad last time he's the monkey [Music] it's gonna take a christmas miracle to not lose to this guy i want to get hit by the intelligence moves so i have to stay back and then run forward when i want to do something all right back it up i want to get hit by his end move what does that do they booing him from eating a banana okay stay back in pack it up that's fine that's fine that's not a problem [Applause] [Music] don't there's so much there's so much like tug of war going on here [Applause] oh oh oh oh oh oh holy shit thank god that would have probably done 100 damage i was really really lucky i win do i win okay reckon no uh hebrews needs to win the rest of his games and offer he needs to win the rest of his games and it's a tie he's next okay wrecking needs to beat pipper's right oh it's over no okay reckton has to win right now there it is okay now offrey has to lose their next match zamber is lost every single time but let's see [Music] well it's going to be me versus offering the championship [Music] unless i win right now this is what it comes down to [Music] this is to secure uh the c rank championship i'm looking to try to get hit by the intelligence moves if he has any on his bar which he doesn't so this is going to be just a fight it's a mirror match good luck [Applause] [Music] yes that's it c rank c rank championship baby [Music] hell yeah it's the last thing this guy's ever gonna see unfortunately well no he's gonna be combined his dna is gonna get combined with somebody else [Music] i did not have any faith at all that was that was my mistake i should have given him some um encouragement and now we'll have access to b rank which is great if i go 7-0 though i'll get a ton of fame i think all right what is what monster is this nicole what's that cat [Music] you're just hard to hit that's all nothing is too scary just have to hit you a few times [Applause] there's one that's all i need [Music] that secures it i think as long as i don't get hit by something horrible here [Applause] this just drains my mana still win by percentage here oh you're a pain in the ass still win by percentage oh my god what i don't know what's what's the percentage wow that wasn't annoying that was annoying that's all right sometimes the champion can't go undefeated [Music] [Music] let them play out the rest of the tournament whatever why is the cat winning uh high speed and annoying moves that drain guts [Music] nice work [Music] did he lose every single match [Music] zamber lost every match i know what that's like i can't i can't talk shit [Music] only 16 fame i was almost undefeated in the tournament perfect perfect combination here good job you get us a b rank you don't want to fight you want to rest it's time to rest [Music] what food you're going to get uh i got five grand holy shit i'm making money now [Music] have a cup of jelly [Music] you did good who is it oh i think this is it [Music] do i actually get to become like an actual trainer [Music] rank three right oh yeah professional i am now i can now open up those other boxes it's time for toxic [Music] very good job good work so before we do anything let's freeze you [Music] be using you later [Music] don't forget about spot yeah i gotta remember the exact ones [Music] all right the first one was spongebob squarepants and it was the which one was it battle rehydrated [Music] all right this is this one generate [Music] i'm not an authorized trainer [Music] that's very high level i need to have i need special rank [Music] all right how about uh [Music] christmas by [Music] christmas by paul cardell [Music] we got paul it's like a cosmic stone [Music] that's pretty good 168 intelligence hold onto it for now [Music] cosmic quarter [Music] that's cosmic order [Music] cosmic calamity [Music] close enough [Music] cosmic calamity [Music] all right freeze this motherfucker wait try hold on play the game i'm gonna combine this and the and the other one these are really good base stats if i combine this with the dragon this could be pretty big [Music] save it again [Music] okay let's do it i didn't need i i didn't yeah freeze [Music] cosmic andy oh yeah cosmic andy that's my favorite character [Music] i need something good bug batman [Music] and cosmic calamity [Music] doesn't know what the sub is what is that that's a secret sub [Music] say i saved it [Music] that's a rare subtype that's why it looks cosmic [Music] crimson eyed oh that's already what bug batman already is a crimson eyed no [Music] what about wellington and cosmic calamity [Music] noodle and cosmic calamity [Music] this can be used as secret seasoning the prospect here is unsure silhouette i think i'm just gonna get cosmic calamity that's like a rare subtype let me just level that one up [Music] i'm just gonna use the wall why not [Music] i might as well use it it's got really awesome base stats too yeah let's bring out calamity let's go [Music] 168 based intelligence that's awesome [Music] this amazing i'm sorry about the music i can't help it [Music] all right let's go what do you like [Music] likes meat and doesn't like tablets very off-putting flattening and charge no intelligence move i need we got to get him out there it's just way too high [Music] study [Music] of the little bird scary seven eight i was just like fell i almost fell out of the chair i slipped [Music] try to get him to 200 before we take him to a tournament he's supposed to be smart let's do a little bit of the mint leaf [Music] it sucks yeah it's scary definitely can't do frank uh let's go we'll do this one should be all right good how do you cheat don't cheat me don't cheat is that oil academic dishonesty [Music] anyone know how long the walls live in general don't like to like meat all right we'll give you meat [Music] two weeks 100 years [Music] we'll do this one maybe we'll just wait till i think i can bring him no he needs an intelligence move [Music] i gotta look at his stats again once he gets to 200 intelligence i'm doing something else although honestly i really probably shouldn't even be doing this because he doesn't even have an intelligence move i should be doing something else health probably health and skills whoa that speed though holy whoa that's bad [Music] wow seems well when's that battle not yeah we'll just do the official one i'm going to keep doing this till i get to 100 he'll get hit by everything i hate this wall take a hammer to it already [Music] health maybe yeah how does a wall run this is he's cheating why are they i have so many bad natured people scald this looks like a ps2 loading screen [Music] i know you don't want tablets but i'm gonna give them to you oh shit tablets are always a good decision they just the benefits well outweigh the fact that he doesn't like it [Music] air entry yeah okay i wonder [Music] should we just do it is it i have got i got money should i just try [Music] i know when they're like a baby baby under under three or four months it's usually not worth it i need an intelligence move really bad i have to get him an intelligence booth [Music] it's on sale right now just way too young [Music] i'm gonna try to get the move [Music] will it not it won't work save and do it [Music] all right so now it doesn't matter i'll rest up though because i want to be very well rested if i actually get an intelligence move this is gonna be sorry i swallowed the back of my tongue uh if i get an intelligence move it's gonna be huge okay int there it is go for it there's a chance to acquire a new technique you can fight that guy who cares go for it monkey rice eat them oh the block is that technically cheating he's gonna be a big deal now i really hope that's an intelligence move because if it is then he's this is the new this guy will bring us to be at least we'll get b-rank with this guy scared good job very good very good this is huge all the way get another skill it's all right it's okay sorry you gotta move that's all that mattered it's okay try it again try it again there's another chance boom breakout get out of the way dodge it it's okay all that matters is the move good job nice work seems pretty tired give it some rest what is the move [Music] scratch why did you learn scratch and it sucks [Music] [Music] okay i can't do that we're gonna have to do this one round robin for entries thousand gold go for it [Music] speed again load the save no i mean he's got a new move he gained a lot of stats too we got uh three weeks this oil what song was this from i think this is from christmas by paul [Music] something like that christmas by paul [Music] did i just rest he's tired [Music] i'm tired is he [Music] did i just rest should i rest i forgot [Music] build the loyalty up yeah [Music] yeah i'm not gonna be left i'm gonna stop the stream soon we'll come back at it tomorrow 11 30 11 okay all right yeah we'll end we'll end soon [Music] i'll give him cup jelly stress i want to fight at least one time and then we'll end [Music] i looked it up your model is a rare class that's the highest ranked model type but your naga is a d-class and basically garbage breed really [Music] okay let's uh let's eat that express reducer [Music] train a little bit and maybe some intelligence [Music] thinking about maybe a little bit of intelligence you know batman got farther than the dumb slab ever will i don't i think he's gonna be all right all right battle is i don't i don't have i gotta just do e i definitely do not have what it takes to rest i'm gonna go to bed i will soon very soon we'll see well i'll be right i'll be on tomorrow game awards [Music] it's bottom it's like bottom five monsters in the game are you serious that sucks all right after this we'll i'll i'll be done yes train a little bit more and we'll go from here maybe one more tournament maybe [Music] i got a d i got high defense let's try that new move scratch it's kind of funny looking [Applause] 85 you won't even do anything come on man oh that hurts guts too it was fucking stupid [Music] good good [Applause] it'll be close dodge it i think that's a win [Applause] no more bets yeah no more betting [Music] [Music] i want to get to a point where i have 800 power and shit and i mean [Music] i've only peed once today of course she drinks more i drink water right here uh just go for the one that hits which is flattening [Applause] [Music] oh this little shit beat me please [Applause] oh my god am i gonna lose for the first time ever the rabbit it can't happen [Applause] [Music] he's gonna kill me [Music] do something what the fuck [Applause] the rabbit is the shittiest enemy in the whole game and i actually lost [Music] [Music] all right i have to beat you [Music] how did you not get an intelligence move i don't understand [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] back this shit up [Applause] no [Applause] [Music] [Applause] 62 swing at him [Music] [Applause] 85. [Applause] [Music] [Music] he just his loyalty is too low tried to bring him in too early damn it i thought i had that too at least i get the money back it's fine [Music] that's okay [Music] uh i'm not praising you at all i'm sorry but you don't get praised [Music] style even i don't want it the last character was so spoiled you wouldn't listen to half the things i said [Music] send his ass on an errantry [Music] it's too expensive right now but i want to [Music] official tournament [Music] he's not ready [Music] actually just not ready i need at least 30 40 loyalty not worth [Music] it want to send him on an errantry so bad not going to though don't do it just train normally [Music] i'll eventually get an intelligence move i will that's pretty good [Music] how much garlic do you have to eat to become handsome a couple cloves a month [Music] eat the banana i think the banana is killing me that's another good one i'll be seven or eight damn [Music] [Music] why buff intelligence with no moves well because there's a certain finite amount of time in a monster's life that they will gain stats they'll gain way more stats than they would when they were baby when they're older so i'm just trying to dump intelligence into this motherfucker so eventually when i get if i just hammer intelligence i'll be able to get him an intelligence move and he'll have like 400 intelligence and i'll laser beam people in one second it'll be gone on disintegrated [Music] intelligence again after this one i will i'm gonna do one more tournament no i'm not tree he is um fuck the errantry so forget the errantry he's got so much hell um so much not health whatever he's got he's getting a lot of intelligence from this do it again just do it again [Music] he's killing it little ding there it is all right i need an intelligence move [Music] kelly [Music] okay probably should i send him on an errantry and just say screw it [Music] and well i really want to unfreeze batman and do a tournament rest up you're going on an errantry tomorrow if i lose all my money whatever i'll just bring um batman out of retirement and just have him win a c rank or something or a b rank or d rank [Music] why are you even increasing intelligence how smart do you have to be to just crush someone but look at him he's made out of galaxies and planets and stars and stuff he's eventually going to be able to learn a move that is gonna be like a galaxy bomb or something i don't know he's like he's intelligence based right [Music] all right let's save it [Music] air entry intelligence let's go two thousand bucks don't care intelligence there is some chance to acquire a new technique oh uh go after go after this guy [Music] come on i'm looking for 10 intelligence each time beautiful bruising past 200 plus intelligence at this young of an age a little genius we gotta wait a raid oh shit that's right we're rated oh shit atriock what's going on thanks for the raid we did it that's a big raid that's a lot of people what's going on thanks today man playing monster rancher two uh the new meta of twitch guaranteed now let me be the one to tell you all right we didn't do this one last time not doing that i'm not doing a tuber voice i'm just being in person he couldn't make it last time he's gonna get up there this time i guarantee it do it you got it he's got it he's got it he's got it oh that's slick any new technique no new technique got one more chance big gorilla he's gonna knock it out of the park and he's gonna get an intelligence technique and everyone all the haters all the doubters are gonna be shut up right now welcome everybody just like hit him in the bum i'm hot this is ver this is to prove how intelligent i am by fucking with a wild gorilla is this intelligent is this really stupid stop pretending to be normal i'm fine i'm not normal he got it i think he actually did it new technique ah [Music] oh shit i have to fight this low defense high health i was gonna crush this guy to scratch him and crush him i don't even play it's the computer [Applause] fight him come on [Music] get in there and smash smoosh them [Applause] the computer is so stupid stop just touching jump walking into him and crush him flat like this like a pancake there's no timer either it's not they have to die [Applause] do some other move please [Music] he just has to hit [Music] good not good one [Music] damage attack him he probably has 80 plus guts right now there it is that's what we wanted to see do it again i don't think it's gonna happen [Music] [Applause] come on the scratch is the best move i have right now and he needs to start using it or just bow what was the bow for [Music] do something [Applause] oh you did a move finally great very good it's close [Music] [Applause] do it got him get him [Applause] good i just i have to hit him with three more times again do it again this idiot has two other moves he's not doing any of them [Applause] he's he's he might actually win by doing this over and over again he's doc he's clutching it out right now this could be huge all right yeah shoulder tackle shoulder tackle again you got it in you he just fucking won you just beat him you actually just beat him actually just won give me a new technique [Music] i did the whole thing great cosmic calamity it's an easy battle to win against those guys let's go back i didn't get an uh [Music] prize money oh it was 50 off because we won defeated a wild monster it's wonderful it could not acquire any techniques but its errantry was very successful it was i think you can you can catch them [Music] pretty tired all right look at this data here this guy's going to be at 300 intelligence before the first goddamn tournament [Music] go to youtube and type worst monster monster rancher 2 monster it's literally this one what [Music] is it actually the worst one do i just have this so wrong but he looks cool [Music] let me turn this down [Music] i can't hear this ah yeah that's the right save file [Music] raising the worst monster in the game are you fucking kidding me no if it's too loud too quiet anything like that okay then what wasn't paying attention at all what does it say at the end plus three again plus three again five hundred that's five hundred stats that's why again i wanna i wanna get good rolls on the right i wanna hear him say it's a plus one what's [Music] wrong we died he's dead what i mean he's dead cold i'm sorry about proxima pasta is it actually the worst monster in the whole game this is the worst combination in the game i'm way too invested read the description of that video bugs and bad stat growth make model just terrible to try and raise worse than metal nerves since at least messenger live 100 weeks longer we try to raise proxima the best we can and beat the major four good but what did they fix the bugs maybe in this release his first intelligence learned move he gets when intelligence and speed are over 400. are you telling me i gotta ice this guy because i can't even do this are you kidding me over 400 intelligence what if i get to 400 i'm going to get him to 400. all right so i get him to 400 which we're not even that far away he needs 400 speed oh that is not going to happen wait it's 400 combined intelligence and speed so not 400 each people are saying something about the papa's errantry you need to do the papa's errantry to unlock strange light which is an int move in the slot before scratch okay so i need i think i'm i i got it i think i'm there all right so i gotta get to four so i gotta get to 330 intelligence easiest thing i've ever done in my life let's go i gotta leave [Music] i'm so sorry i just like screamed in your ear i did not think it was gonna be that loud [Music] uh yeah it's time to go it's time to go i'll be live tomorrow we'll pick right up tomorrow don't worry read the comments on that video [Music] if you see this would be so great to see play-throughs with all the unique monsters this is nostalgic oh you guys well you know what i'll tell you this guy jack of hearts a monster rancher 2 channel pretty much like doing monster entry 2 shit you should fucking suffer this person give us a delayed raid song let me just put the camera off thank you for the rain [Music] i see a monster rancher two tomorrow as well as the game awards i don't know what i'll do first probably game awards first so i can just go right from that directly into this game awards are let me actually look that up and get a correct time for you here thanks for sticking around this this long i'm surprised this many people still here it's very very late but i'm gonna i'm gonna play this game a lot at least get to the end i can't promise there'll be a face cam on every time but you know whatever [Music] this game's incredible it's a lot of fun it's just a good time so we're gonna keep having it uh yeah that's it we'll end it there game awards are what time they are [Music] 4 30 yeah 4 30. i'll be live at like 4 15 just to kind of chill and wait for the broadcast to go live so i'll be live at 4 15 pacific time in the afternoon tomorrow [Music] take care of yourselves thanks for watching everybody and make sure i save the game that's so unfortunate this is the worst thing in the whole game i gotta get to s rank at least right [Music] it's about the personality of the monster not the stats you make the story that's true that is true you do have a point [Music] there was a lot of community subs today too i'm gonna give a hundred which is insane it was a 75 community sub as well that was sovine and then aroni thanks both of you those are monsters very very cool atriox thanks for the raid too you guys are still here from matriarch thanks for watching thanks for sticking around maybe we'll see you again and we will see you tomorrow he's spinning around in a circle uh it's very late nobody's really live right now but i will send you guys i'm gonna send you guys to miss kiff what are you what are you doing this gif art contest [Music] all right [Music] i i'm following he's yeah he's misgiving us live right now go say hello no you could say say say that like i i missed him in smite because like i played that game all the time and he and he didn't even ask to play with me by the way i'll see you guys tomorrow take care have a great night it's drama peep the horror no more horror peeping i'll see you guys later have a great night why is this five seconds what do you mean five seconds what are you talking about i just did raid i what [Music] okay for a second i thought it was raiding in five seconds i didn't have any time everyone relax we're fine [Music] see you tomorrow for the game awards good night goodbye take care of yourselves go say hello to ms kif you better get me at least seven thousand viewers otherwise come on there's gotta be seven thousand people going over there i am not you what you have to because i just told you come on do reverse rate song okay did you tell what i said i am so excited for the game awards tomorrow even though i played literally i believe one game that came out in 2021 i'm gonna have no idea what to even say all right goodbye good night [Music] you

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Published: Thu Dec 09 2021