Jerma Streams - GeoGuessr (Part 3)

silence silence the end okay explore the world let me get this on for you guys we're just gonna chill I gotta change this to what do I change this to winding down for a little bit and we'll get geoguessr you can all hear it is geo gessie okay that should be updated I think no I need to cut out I didn't capture the window not the browser ad window that if you go not that one which one is it like the somebody processes for this what the hell this is a weird it's gonna have to open this in another window for some strange reason I've done my work okay let's try it again : cam incoming : cam there it is alright that took a long enough all right I see things I see things let's try not to get the ads in there at all like there we do without the the ever changing ad okay and then let me get my camera on that camera is way too big is this delayed shouldn't be hey guys how are you mmm move this I gotta move the camera to over here hold on sorry I'm moving you around a lot did you see how that looks how does that look well that changed quickly over here right like this krazee-eyez all right not in frame I am now and then we're gonna flip me watch this ready take a look greasy hair it's not greasy it's just slippery ok geoguessr are you ready to play look I played mr. mosquito for like [ __ ] two hours of course I'm gonna be sweating all right we can go now give your patience let's find out where we are in the world all right so we got a walking walking person car was a car say let's just walk down the road somebody said minecraft birch tree look out for the car I'm in a car list of what does it kind of road is this this is small road this is not in America this is two lanes or is this you tone a car comes down here now we're on the right side of the road well we'll find it if the car comes the other way then we're not in America but we're definitely not in America anyways was a sign say don't walk or crosswalk now this is definitely not America uh roads to Darrell but hold on a second here maybe it is this is the this is I think this might actually be somewhere in North America that's not a euro truck that's not that's not a euro truck this is America this is America or somewhere in North America we're on the right side of the road nobody else does that we're one of the places only places on earth that does this keep Kahn what is this person doing this is and this is Russia passing who are they passing who are you passing they were passing the Google truck I was gonna laugh of there's like a finger out the window this couldn't handle it you had to get around the Google truck alright so with somewhere in Russia Ukraine the aspect ratio is too stretched why cause it's like squished alright hold on let me fix this why is it still on that better I don't want to okay the reason why I don't have the whole thing out here is because I don't want you to see this I don't want you to see like the all the ads that I have to get that's good that's fine yeah that's fine that's fine look ready now you don't even know you can't even tell this is looks like we're watching a movie all right so somewhere in Russia definitely not cold part of Russia everybody's bad but people in Russia man you don't want to be behind the Google truck or on whatever let me see here ah let's just say cuz uh I'm gonna say a lot of green down here it's definitely not up here Lucy if I can get a sign although I can't breed so how am I gonna do that seems like outside of some very major city somehow there's a lot of development over there I'm gonna just say here challenge your friends how the how the economic machine works I don't ever get in ads that wasn't that bad I don't know getting these ads 3000 kilometers it's pretty that's not bad considering how big Russia is next round why are the outsides of the windows blurred but not the part of the window that matters the window part I don't know what you're trying to blur here alright let's take a look let's go down here dirt road green white and house with a shed okay let's get off the dirt road so I can see this looks like a little European town I don't look at eurotruck right it's at prison what does that say I can't read that I could get onto a highway or something this way all right we're good okay hold on cut pan pin no this is off so this is Russia this is also Russia is it this is pressure Russia is always so hard cuz Russia is so huge Russia is like 30 percent of the whole earth let's go down here right what is that oh I thought that was an animal what are you what are they doing to this house is it is it brick little brick Ling interesting Ireland no this is not Ireland this is Russia I can't read that there's nothing I don't things anything there I can't visit like there's no words there I don't this is like a major city baby this like stuck on the dirt roads this is no I don't know take a guess weight intersection no major city is it gonna be thing a town name or like a town center okay hold on what's this Bank that's a bank bank of yeah then Bank of Russia I don't think it's Bank of Russia but down here how long the thing the thing about Russian maybe she's because the alphabet right we use that countries of the same alphabet but I feel like I'm looking at words in a dream you don't mean like I feel like a bum just it's so upside-down and backwards in my brain like I fit when I'm in a dream I feel like this is what the letters look like in my brain next time you have a dream wake up I'm next time you have a dream look at open a book you'll see all right I'm going for it it's the same place I guessed last time that's like the same exact spot it was this say it was the same spot it was just over here no I didn't clear my clicking on why didn't it just load up an ad it's just like forced me into an ad all right here we go turn on your adblock does this site open with an ad book is it Russia again I don't know about that this isn't it's my tepee Russia this looks American yeah this is this is definitely American somewhere in the Midwest give me a street sign give me a name give me a name anything stop ahead we're in america only in america we'll have warned you to make sure you understand that you need to stop at a stop sign only in america is that possible there's a stop sign before the stop saying divided highway okay that's a warning stop sign American town in Russia oh we've got Westby that could be anything though Westby poppy but no wait population to 2,200 people this is the middle of nowhere somewhere in the Midwest can we get a steak though come on it's your old town motel restaurant you're good to go can just as finest come on right can't see no galaxy with this side ooh hold on Madison Wisconsin is this Wisconsin Madison Wisconsin so if Madison's a hundred and four miles that way let's where's mad at where's Madison where is Madison Wisconsin Madison it's a hundred miles off of Madison which way are we facing right now is important that's my compass so this is self so we're going red it means to pointing right so this is south this is like south east wait what do you mean but whether the red is the indicator right or is the is wiping indicator red is north whatever I would North isn't north up here North is up so this is north this is Northwest so this is an a hundred and four miles northwest of Madison I I don't use I'll use [ __ ] compasses okay let's find Westby so we have 104 miles northwest Westby how much 104 miles [ __ ] up here in the West be west be up here somewhere further west be what road is this if you if it's a hundred and four miles on this road what road 1412 this might be might be 12 18 14 I'm gonna say like right up here Loren's Tomas bar to Whitehall Melrose come on it's like up here did I miss it Wilton Jefferson cast an Ontario five thousand points didn't get it by the street I'm not looking to get it perfect did you enjoy this location I've never been there that was good that's a good run hoots health Mart pharmacy hoots still in America I think let's find a city or a town center or something what with Lin skis Wisconsin no we'll Lensky brothers Sabah what is it Head Start sabich's and Sabah what's wait no no no hold on what's down here Bella Oh apparently know it why why would they like blur that and blur that out but then not blurred up okay so this obviously it is somewhere in America let's go up here I'm not ready to take a guess Decker Decker Street Recreation Club the busy be smart this is all boarded up Recreation Club okay we're in Minard where is Minard looks like this is school down here it may be they'll get a town name where's their pool it's out here hold on wait wait wait Minard Manor at the hotel in Minard banner go down here wait school we'd love our children drive slow it's a church or a temple er look over here can I can't go down there all right what about the school wait hold on the Menard news that a lot of these places love to have the name of where you are in the title oh there what's this okay weirdly enough all right mm-hmm Menard Church of Christ that's four churches that was one two three four oh the elementary school I think we're going off here well that's what memories maybe puke I gotta get back to the businesses it's definitely somewhere in themself has to be I went way too far away I gotta go back Bowie there's okay back over here I'm gonna go all the way back Bernard News I feel like I can get this one Jackets rule the half these place don't have a hang on wait first united methodist church school of what about back in the main road ah we got jump Eden Eden the land of Eden yeah it's Texas okay Minard Texas does that on the map where it is look it right there hold on look at the little blip that's right there on the map do you see that so like right here so this here not very many towns here mein argh mein are did anybody see it it's like right here [ __ ] told you the blip was gonna help us here all right so hold on a minute here let's get this 100% accurate Maynard Manor right here I'm gonna go stand at Maynard Manor and I'm gonna get five thousand points this is 100 percent I'm literally standing out the front door of Menard Manor we're here we made it wait it's where you started its but it's based on where you spawn I don't I don't remember even where I spawned starting location where that was up here into the left right so if we're looking at made our banner we go to the left now we're on to Oh 92 press the flag okay all right all right okay I know I had it right the stairs made our banner we're like right here First State Bank it's like right here ranch house Meat Company hoots First State Bank Chamber of Commerce it it's right there it was like 10 feet 5000 foot that was a good one that was at those two good ones back to back Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce that would be a real boring [ __ ] movie another sign it said Maynard that'll be if it was I hate being on the middle of nowhere because you almost just have to go in a straight line till you get to a junction of civilization better no no house is out here another name not her look one guy lives out here and one guy lives out here don't think it's like really weird about something like geoguessr is the amount of the public the hundreds of thousands if not millions of people that have played this game the millions of clicks and the millions of refreshing in new locations how many times has somebody walked by your house how many people have like looked in your window that's weird you were in my hometown last time you played see that's that's crazy wait what what's going on what happened in chat I was in your house the last time I played my pudding was pretty faster understand somebody try to put in creepypastas people are posting creepy ASCII art it's a meme thing do that on your own house hey do that in your own house oh yeah we got here Twp Road sand oh sandy oh oh my god what is over here what is stored in there okay what is over there it's it's corn just like hurts my eyes I don't like the resolution in this city whatever it is is I got the bet bad graphics settings in this city what's that something up here I can't even go this far why does it end here what's the Google truck afraid to go down here all right i knows weird end of the world they were gonna get we're gonna get to the end we're gonna get to go look over and see the space that's the end of the earth are you gonna go you're gonna go like wah wah I have no idea what the hell I am the earth is shaped like a velociraptor I just the thing I don't understand is if the earth is 70% water why doesn't it just fall out and go into space when you pour a glass of water it goes straight down and you spills all over the place so if we're 70 percent water and we're you know throughout like why is the water not just out in space Earth's mass holds the water here with gravity I don't know about that gravity something I put on my potatoes and you telling me this yeah you also put that delicious tasty staying on if that's what's keeping us together uh-huh okay got some scientists here are you [ __ ] weirdo still doing ASCII art here don't make me bring out the mallet I'll bring out the hammer I don't know what the [ __ ] I am sup mode uh-oh he's about to put it in submode maybe if you're good I won't have to do it subs are doing it too I am okay with if your sub that doesn't mean that you get to break rules and spam and you just because you're a subscriber you still gotta follow the rules they're down there in the description just because somebody gave him all of money one yeah they did holy [ __ ] Frodo him up and thanks for the 50 bucks $50 from Freudian weapon 5000 bits gravy is what keeps us together I love the chill parts of these streams yeah thank you for the 50 [ __ ] dollars me and 5,000 bits it's a lot we've got a couple of just kind of chill hang out streams recently sometimes you do you got to slow it down right alright it might be time to turn on sub only mode you know ya know you've done it sorry I mean we gotta control it somehow I mean all right everyone slow never calm down all right I need to find out where I am what do they got in there monkey wrestling chief wrestling chief wrestling chief wet Westen's Westen's do you wanna upset office gave five community subs Thank You Juneau upset over the five community subs it's a lot of subs thank you all right we just Russia is like impossible Russia Russia is hard mode it is it seriously is look at these bang bang bang where are you in Russia who has any idea let's do it again new about new zone now where is this I don't think this is Russia why is it just a car here this car just abandoned why is there a car just pulled over are there people five more community subs from lorig lorac 98 thanks to the 5 subs where's the person whose car this belongs to I don't know how would you oh my God Jesus not so crippling depression thanks for the ten community subs on top of the other ones that have already come in ten from not so crippling depression thank you if everybody gets a sub sub though it doesn't matter Danis shin thanks for the five community subs loraq thanks for ten community subs up more slowly releasing the people that cannot talk thank you for the ten community subs lorrog and Danish in for five but what if you give it to a spammer oh my god adventure MF Dan five Jesus five converts our adventure out of Dan ten community service from you guys too much thank you thank you for the massive amount of community subs even more and more of them are coming in time for slime it's time to sign five community subs thank you they flying out all over the place five more oh look what happened one got it one got it you you let one in you let one in the ball of koala banks with ten community stops thank you for the ten selves bottle koala turnout no chat mode oh my god that's [ __ ] so funny all right I need to find a sign sign what does that say you are now in delaware bred your lon all right this is german lied about minecraft vr thanks to the five community subs five five more from mostly lost another five five four mostly lost five from germany lied about minecraft vr alright there's an ad down here that it's trying to tell me how much money I have it's to you it's giving me like a bank account number uh what is that I don't understand this it's in it's since fourth to seventh April it's it's gone no reloaded it what is this why is this ten tax included oh no that's how much the plane costs should I book it 772 Argentine tax included that sounds pretty good 37 destiny knows destinos what is it what money is that what uh what currency is that 37 destinos what does what is that and all the US dollars pretty good deal Jeff five community subs thank you Jeff 550 subs from bingo Sun sunshine you have to Gio guess bingo sunshine five here comes like the the fifty to a hundred subs you guys are [ __ ] too much thank you I need to find it what the hell I am got it watch this one e FM los seres off-road 4x4 doesn't give us a name no I kinda want to get back onto that main road you've baiting subs with geoguessr mind tricks no I put it in sub only mode because people were like ASCII art spamming that's what happened this is France I don't think this is no I know this is France this is by the Latin America now you guys gonna behave behave behave you need been a good behavior I am what at the end of the year the twitch TV award ceremony that would that happens I'm M people are gonna reference this I'm not gonna get nominated like I did last year for most well-behaved chat of 2019 I really really hope we were gonna get that award but the Academy will look back and they'll say you never knew they were spamming Momo and chat that time I can't even go this way this place is off-limits why is that off-limits it's a private road how do you even fit a car down here sorry Jeremy I can't let this go destinos means destinations is not a currency we guys doing a ski gets you 30 minutes oh I would Bo they'd be careful then a ski is now 30 minutes that's a mocha yes unless you want to be timed up for 30 minutes and there you go fire hydrant this chat is a mess Jeremy Albertson contain it I'm trying to tell you I'm containing it now 30 minutes for asking 30 minutes for asking me about asking 30 minutes for the escape key if somebody said it's called geoguessr not walk around in a circle till you see a sign for 10 minutes I'm currently alright look did you see how perfect my last few scores were I'm currently dealing with an unruly chat and I'm trying to like dodge and Ben quell an uprising here where are we locked on in saddest salads sceles there's like an omen mode ASCII uprising in my chat right now what I mean don't put this on chat I didn't do it about like pasting ASCII I didn't either there we go point tourism so torrid agency sports restoration defibrillator there's a defibrillator inside the building Therese me okay we got it dirty fishing up my whole [ __ ] head hurts no there's a game as if a headache I got it though I get it's like cold back here down into my spine I just I just parked myself to death okay that was pretty good those clothes got concussed I just gave myself a concussion he's turning into a twitch streamer yeah I'm morphing 33 years old I know I know trust me III ask an answer that same question every day I know but see here's the thing sooner or later I'm gonna have to start dressing I can't wait like a Captain America t-shirt in like five years can i if up 40 that I feel like we're like vests and jeans laughter we like slacks with a button-up shirt I don't do that what am i a lot like dad or something oh my god because of the lake there is a very long who's a very long lake that water runs forward in long forward running lake because it's - you guys - way too easy it's too easy sometimes it really is how do I do it you get a leg lift your head up and go when do i plan on ending my streaming career haven't thought about that when it when I'm no longer having fun that's real when I'm no longer enjoying what I'm doing but I'm not having fun anymore when I'm not enjoying it anymore I'm not gonna do it no no I'm not gonna give you a there's no time love it there that could be in ten years that could be in two years six months it could be tomorrow I could wake up tomorrow and be like oh not tomorrow don't do it tomorrow tomorrow's my birthday no I would go okay look we would do his what's gonna happen I know it's not called geoguessr yeah it's called geoguessr don't [ __ ] stand there and talk about your life story I know good listen when I'm done I will make it very clear I make it incredibly clear I'm gonna be like guys we've had a really really great time I've been doing this for like 25 years I like to spend some time with my with my seven children you know Dave Danielle Dave Danielle Donnie Danielle to Davy Rick and dick but you'll know I will have a retirement party we're gonna have a retirement party for me not tomorrow what I just went through the world dude i teleported to the man prick barbourville bar stop doing that stop what the hell let me see this oh my god like bug in the [ __ ] game's code they're like the collision detection and this part of the world is just not very good ba gave us Barbourville but no I didn't know [ __ ] around no joking around when I'm done whenever that is I'll give everybody plenty of notice cuz what I don't want to have happen is to be like oh hey uh guys I'm John I'll see you later I mean they're people that like you know maybe just to subscribe to something like I want to give you like a long time to know that's coming that I don't just whenever that happens it happens I don't foresee it happening for a while don't say anything just disappear for five years what burning out I I spend a very large amount of my energy making sure I don't burn out injured this is Vegas those are everywhere auntie burn oh yeah ya mean you guys know I I take I take a lot of time off you know like for instance after this I'm gonna just take two days off that's not because I just want to make sure that I'm like ready to go you know I take time off each week to specifically to prevent the feeling of like burning out and being like I've got a stream I want to do this I want to that I'm getting it's too much it's too much too much cuz they can that can happen what does that say it's like home of 2015 Junior Olympic gold medalist and gymnastics I don't know who that is look for the next month home of Brian Kilgore original bad boy mmm a 2011 Hall of Fame what why are there just like here are the celebrities that I what does that mean this is really really nice looking place though I can't wait till I get mine Las Vegas home of the German i-85 that's gonna happen just wait till I got my own casino this is there this is down self somewhere wrong way bucket now I'm not gonna say monkey ass again I have my guess that was so close oh we did it again I'm just likes I can sell I can sell it I can put an M in there after the s I can just you know I can taste it Kibby dome this looks this looks kind of like New England it does I feel like I'm in New England tip I recognize anything sub to go that way student Rex I'm like a college what college of my in this is a college Stadium University of Idaho all right where's the University of Idaho and I really feel like I'm in New England where's the University of Idaho and I I know it's in Idaho what are you looking at how Loffler this out too campus walk whoa what a cool campus this is this basketball hoops on the walk in my college we just played a game of who could put the head in the trash can in the longest without throwing up that's all we had now of course I didn't win though this is not a drinking thing this is just a thing thing like I'm bored me one bump or two I'm very bored don't play my place smell the can oh yeah sure I don't got clasp like another 40 minutes I need like a city it's gonna be like admissions or something teaching and learning center aren't you his name is the education center isn't that too wordy the teaching and learning center the education center too many words I had a whole calm I got to get out of it College I'm just like the exit I got to find the signs that find the exit this is campus walk no it's over here life sciences this way University let's get out out out University get out admission no I get me out of the college how big is this college all right made it welcome to Moscow Moscow Idaho okay so it is Russia we were right every time watch this be actually in Russia no that would be impossible all right Moscow Idaho let's go look it up what you guys think do you do you think it's some I'm just realizing this right now Idaho is just a gigantic flipped New Hampshire weird Moscow okay Moscow but look at the Moscow Oh get out of here University where is it University of Idaho I'll take five thousand points please alright that's enough what's going on here what's this weird somebody ran my camera over with a green tire why did we get slimed this camera's broken fifty-five speed limit no that's too easy to do that it's too easy to just bait everybody here to say like oh look at those dogs or something my god everyone's gonna be like what that's way too easy who throws Lions this camera it's pissing me off Road may flood this really is just it was like concrete how flat this all is yeah I even get like the urge to just sprint just this way just drink a bunch of water and just run as fast as you [ __ ] possibly can that way or just like a sled you know one of those body boogie board sleds just covered in oil and just sprint as fast as you [ __ ] can and just jump and slide and you probably go the whole thing you know go get the bowling alley cover you cover the bowling alley oil bed blow thing with oil and slide on it I made this [ __ ] joke two days ago except it was a much smaller scale we got signs no yeah this is out this is out like here somewhere this is like who [ __ ] has any idea look at be on this road for miles this is scary today alright those you guys that live in a place like this in an area like this aren't you afraid to go anywhere what do you need a full tank of gas if you don't have a full tank this is scary what didn't even if you have a full tank of gas you something happens out here we're gonna go you gonna walk you better get your sprinting ability up because you're gonna have to go that way okay is it okay what about I would feel like I don't want like extra gas it'd be terrifying I'll fill the tank up just can I put like six tanks of gas in my backseat I would be scared to do this I would I would be scared I'd be scared Kent we are in Kent Kent Nebraska or something Kent Nebraska Kent okay we're at Kent but where what is Kent what is that is that is this a handmade a homemade helicopter is a flying machine this is a homemade flying machine oh no its perspective it's going that way okay I thought this is like one unit look it I thought this is one thing okay no it's just like a watering centipede it's a centipede irrigator I get it look at those dogs look at those dogs Kent a human irrigator what would a human irrigator be this way or that way would you like just put water in your mouth and just spray it all right time to take a guess I think this is like somewhere in like Oklahoma Kentucky Dakota one of the Dakotas what's that say does that say Alabama does that say Alabama dot Alabama Alabama all it's right here North I can't see Oh train does bed I know look people just do an ASCII art in the channel and I have been pay attention to that no joke until I was 17 I thought it was a Balaam oh no no not me somebody in chat said that I'm repeating what somebody said speaking of llamas here they are that's a lot of them what does that sign say I'm about to give up and just [ __ ] guess Arcadia Kansas Arcadia Kansas Arcadia it's a long road I'm gonna say over here Arcadia Topeka Arcadia California Arkadia Garden City Dodge City checks more visit Missouri ah there's the liberal okay so we weren't in something like called Kent it was close close enough we go that way we've got a terminal gonna go backwards now okay this is Russia again same signs member these signs Russia yep good luck yeah those are you these are universal Russian signs I have no idea that is I don't know what that means does this mean the cars are coming real okay here's what I get from this cars on the other side of the road have a much higher speed limit than our side here so cars on this side are gonna be going like 80 so be aware of that because it's like 25 30 on this side and the top is just a wine bottle or does that okay so that means that the the road narrows to a point where you have to go like 1 mile per hour through a tiny little opening more just like cars on the side of the road who owns these cars just nothing from miles this is this person's house that's wished was this one say this says 300 miles to item I don't know what the hell are they talking about if you drink two cups of coffee a day it helps with dry eyes wasn't that bad is Ukraine alright did not right over here in America not so good over here actually yes besides it's of Russia's telling you Russia is hard mode I'll do one more let's do one more say map let's go now this is absolutely New England yes it is this is a New England somewhere I'd be shocked if it wasn't this is definitely doing how do I know you just know yeah you just know get to a main road yeah got like boats in the driveways that's a big tell the style of house this is not Florida let me do a main road okay get out here I can't see from there alright alright alright alright here we go here we go alright everybody go is it this is definitely this is like this like Cape Cod this is Cape Cod masters I've seen a lot of orange plates that's Halloween so this is Halloween on Cape Cod guys this is look at this [ __ ] you telling me this is not New England there we go back it up back it up back it up back it up back it up back it up I got to get this one watch out risotto eatery Italian eatery Howard Hector's hardware what's this Tim hores Canada 800 benchmark iCare vision center school school school school I was right I was right I live here oh yeah where is it that aggressive Jarro the law firm culture yep Robo Mart mighty taco I was right bender s'en bender CID sounds like a name that I came up with this looks like Massachusetts now go back into the town square this way spectrum oh [ __ ] this is not Massachusetts spectrums not in Massachusetts you know how I know that because it's just [ __ ] Comcast there's a pocket this big for Verizon no no let's go this way I got it but they're gonna be they're gonna be transporting animals Buffalo that's down here would your child even know if they had poor vision one in four children have undiagnosed vision problems come and spend like 600 bucks both of those somebody in the window okay leaf hit the camera in the face what happened to this camera somebody like this is the Incredible Hulk and grabbing the lens right now this is like a Hulk smash right here what we're gonna go this way because I can't see that way all right dr. dr. expedito dr. expedito okay so this is get out of my face okay this is does it say off office oficina some severity service and yeah I don't know more yet I'd love to do this one it's somewhere in South America sign over there let's say I can see it it's got this terrible view wraparound sign right here there was a billboard here what's this I can't go down there okay here we go Oh what do we got I want to see that one Corral did Seema Meridius I was a sajo they saw Jose the Bitcoin Brazil Brazil Sanna Jose Brazil Brazil's huge there's a lot of there's a lot of places in Brazil weights ow it's Rio de Janeiro [Music] I'm just to say here let's just guess mmm-hmm no I thought it was closer to Rio de Janeiro this is up here I didn't even say it - it's a completely different name our next room another gigantic highway in Russia no stop so every single time it's been Russia it's been the same spot maybe he's just never over here all right Russia because that's where the people live oh okay that makes it a little easier you're clicking in the Russian desert everybody in Russia lives in the same spot there's no life east of Moscow I just keep clicking like the wilderness put tin Jesus Russia again it's like that was just like Putin ski there it is there it is on the treasure map it's right here dig here you'll find it Coffee rent huh gas or the hardware mute teen I don't think this is Russia I don't think so talks tous doc Stowe sounds like the name of the town or the place ducks tous of Dukes does same deal further down much further much further much further it's ducks tous Rio de Janeiro I don't think it is food and lodging that's a tree next to AB stool I don't know what that means why is it blurred out I'm gonna get off the highway here oh here we go here's some more signs and civilization golf swimming all right this is a recreational spa let's get over here what's that the Meridian the mirror at the Meridian the lamb meridian taxi I thought we're in Europe I just don't know where I got to get off the I got to get off the highway feel like we're gonna be on this highway for a long time and now we're opening up them to driving through nowhere well I'm going for it I think I got it I think I got it at least close yep Lithuania I was thinking like Latvia Estonia Lithuania Belarus I didn't read chat for that one who wrote that nobody did I'm cheating you could say that for everything okay everything could be he read it in chat everything I don't get any credit did a love when I I love when I beat like last boss secure oh and like I did it and like you can't like say that you you read chat you did it I did that makes me like you know yeah I I did that remember that we certainly helped alright this last one and then I'm gonna take off thank you for joining me on this relaxing stream okay I thought that was a tank so that's a big tank uh I have no idea what the hell this is man filter okay a man filter isn't English just 33 dollars a gallon no this is Russia close close enough view the summary what we got it would've been actually I would have been barely good the only big outlier was this me clicking on the middle of nowhere I would have been up here that would be good and that's it put into the bits and I will see you all for some more VR on Tuesday Tuesday that one doesn't kya does thank you to CAD for the amazing German slots game there was a lot more content in there than I think any of us ever could have imagined so thank you to those of you that works on that game it was great mr. mosquito was actually really interesting until their last little bit yeah and then yeah just another relaxing kind of chill day VR is coming back you ragequit a porn game well good that's not what that's not a big deal let me move this off hey you wanted you want some like radiance that makeup ad has showed up I've given that you guys have already seen ads give ads you've seen this one already like 30 or 40 times so you've already had ads but I'll see you guys later see you guys in a couple days on Tuesday to be specific thank you everybody for coming out back to the virtual world on Tuesday let us move this window here and let's do the bits from earlier about six hours ago what am I gonna do in VR mind show I'm gonna just start we're just gonna do mine show I'm just gonna start and do a full stream in mind show I've been putting it off because I know it's gonna be a lot of fun so I want to have a dedicated day to it the only reason why I would not do it then is to do it on a weekend or something but let's just let's just go for it but thank you to to start it off for lazy Luke with the seven seven seven seven dollars and seventy seven cents thank you I've got footage of you this morning realizing that you can't gamble your life savings on stream what is this [Music] this is this is called another one of those videos thank you lazy look for the 777 appreciate it also thank you to Clive ripp thank you with $5 these bits are to give at Alex a wet willy thank you the $5 how about I'll tell italics a funny joke instead thank you for the five bucks hey smelly boy thanks with 250 I hope you realize this is a borderline fetish game look I played it for like an hour and a half and I realized that I didn't want to play it anymore so I stopped playing it thank you for the 250 Ave EV thanks for the 10 bucks why are you naked if this isn't a porn game I don't know thank you for the $10 FF door cube thanks to the 250 holy cow CAD is an absolute legend hope you make more games dude I do too that's something to discuss cuz that was fantastic kids still here no that was a funny little easter egg joke thing that he did but thank you door cuban yes again thank you to cad it is insane magical marissa another ten dollars on top of the sixty dollars you've already given tonight thank you for ten more dollars here they say auto want to by the way a CAD did mention that that game he's gonna try to release it at the end of this string but it might have to wait till Monday because the voice team works so if it's not up today for you just to download and play it however long you want it will be available early next week Orion is that correct I wanna make sure that's correct Germa slots is the game we're talking about showcased it on streem earlier when is the scratch off I'll make it clear one more time because I know people are kind of trickle in and out I cannot do the scratch ticket thing in Nevada because there's no state lottery in Nevada I did not know that until this morning so I cannot physically buy a scratch ticket they do not exist in the state of Nevada unfortunately I did not even know that until this morning so we will cross that bridge again have to drive to California Road Trip stream but thank you - OMG Taeyang for the 250 German this is your family we're all worried about you in a gambling addiction you've developed please leave Las Vegas and come home we hit it though we cheated but we hit it Xan Z man thanks for the 10 bucks derma I know it's not much but here you need it more than me thank you for the ten dollars zany I think it's an ons ons and Z man it's a zany Z man appreciate the 10 bucks super seal thanks for 250 please highlight this stream so that future generations can watch you play the best game ever whether I'm referring to mr. mosquito or German slots is up to you it will be saved for him Freudian weapon thanks to $5 Freudian I hope you having a good night I thought I'd contribute to your gambling addiction but seriously this game looks amazing it even makes me want to gamble that's not that that isn't it was not my intention if you're going to gamble hopefully that you follow some very very basic rules rule number one make sure it's legal where you live make sure you're old enough and it's legal roll up - if you're gonna gamble make sure you go into gambling with going to a casino or whatever you're doing moderate yourself make sure you're doing it for fun not to wit actually make money do not try to gamble to try to make money he's promoting gambling no I'm trying to be I'm trying to promote responsible gaming just go to a casino in a bit $221 on roulette for black that'd be bad that's the worst thing you could probably do but yeah thank you Freudian for the $5 game responsibly tower alicorn thanks to the three bucks jeremiah opens up for 32 months only a few more months until i'm in the three year club you got any plans for a three year sub badge so i can lord it over the filthy one in two year plebs yes three years holy [ __ ] that's so long that guitar elephant for the continued support forever that's forever that's as long as i've been streaming on Twitch I've been streaming on Twitch for about three and a half years four years almost but yes they will be three six twelve years whatever is a manageable you know the word I was trying to say thank you something rather put 250 how much will it take for you to release your hostages and I have any hostages thank you for the 250 peak of banana thanks to the ten bucks it's too bad the scratchers didn't work out but this has been an amazing stream anyway you never fail to crack me up love you Gemma tear my heart thank you for the $10 and the incredibly kind message I had a lot of fun tonight it was it just it was like a shower a such an absolute shower of smiles that were on my face it was great thank you for the $10 in support in stream door cube thanks to the 250 after watching you played risk of rain - I decided to try it unfortunately my laptop is garbage so I had to turn down all the graphics settings did you know the game allows you to turn the textures to 130 at 1/32 of their full size 32 I can't even read that 130 tooth what does that mean how do I say this 130 stirreth how do you say this phone ethically just put it in the chat 132nd but doesn't sound right 132nd I had it right the first time which it sounds sounds weird to say it but thank you dork you risk of rain too is a lot of fun I'm glad you're able to at least play it tarah alicorn thanks to the $3 he isn't holding CAD hostage then why won't he show his basement on stream right now we see through your lies germ-free CAD well there's a funny thing to rebuttal this with there is no such thing as a basement in Las Vegas I the judge just tore up the prosecution and threw it in the air there are no payments in Las Vegas oh that's real convenient no scratch tickets no basement this is starting to sound fake as hell we've seen zero proof that you're in Las Vegas except for the balloon landing when I was surrounded by mountains in desert it was fate it was a green-screen I'll end up doing a weird Las Vegas stream don't worry I'll be out there'll be some weird scenario will you you're gonna see like the whole strip or something maybe but thank you smelly boy for the 250 geoguessr is odd ironically my favorite game to watch you play it's not a joke when we asked you to play I know and I have fun playing it I think it's a lot it's a relaxing interesting fun game we can just kind of talk about whatever but the reason why I didn't play it for a while is because it was sort of a crutch for a while right we would just play it all the time there was like three or four cases in a row within a week or two weeks where it was like ah geoguessr so I kind of want to take a break from it I played it a lot it was a good Oh playing this game for like three four hours now this game kind of sucks might as well play picked Oh picks right that's become what picked Oh pixs it's because of Comcast yeah that's true but it was like a Comcast crutch so I don't really need the Comcast crutch anymore although Cox's has we've been aware it hasn't been nearly as bad as what Comcast used to do but still there's still our problems sometimes it cogs switch it out with Google Feud once in a while yeah I I really do like just playing browser games and hanging up I want to do this more often we talked about it already but I want to add more kind of hang out and doing browser stuff there's a lot more opportunity I think to interact and have conversations and come up with scenarios and talk to each other and stuff so I want to do more of this type of thing not less but thank you smelly boy I do enjoy new I just had neo guesser me neo guesser like for the matrix I don't know why weird Neopets neo imagine a geoguessr map of the matrix I don't know strain the matrix video game doesn't even work anymore doesn't the matrix online completely off is the other one even worth playing and then we had it's too many subs too even there was so many community subs thank you everybody that decided to give a community sub because there was a shitload of them like an hour ago you guys are too kind thank you also smelly boy thanks to the 250 most of Russia in the East is Siberia nobody lives there the vast majority the population is always in the west of Russia I'll remember that the next time a slug boy thanks to the 250 hey German hope you doing well just got into a relationship with a very close friend of mine 2 years and been happier than ever but you have pretty fun stuff hope you and Kim are doing great my guy I always loved her posts of you and her on Twitter yeah I'm well first of all glad you're doing well in relationship yeah Kim and I are doing great she'sshe's my girl you know she's my girl but thank you for the 250 glad you glad you're happy and here are the ton of community subs so many of them $5.00 from MOS on I was in Boston four packs spent most of my time exploring Boston an amazing city but the Green Line can eat my ass yes I agree the Green Line is horrible Green Line is always packed it's always hard to navigate that is the true sting I'm glad you had fun Boston is a really really nice City thank you the 5dolls hope you enjoyed pecks kind of sad that I wasn't able to be there that would be the first time in its inception I've been to every single PAX East since they started the first time didn't get to make it this year but thank you for D and weapon for the $5 250 here twice in a row you're as young as you feel dress the way you like age doesn't have a dress code yeah I know I was just kiddin that's kyndra and then they also say if you were to hang up the streaming hat tomorrow I would respect your decision and wish you well on your future endeavors Germa heart thank you yeah I know it's never gonna be a scenario where I just disappear it would be something that you guys would know what's happening I'd say you know that's it I had a lot of fun I want to move on to other things but I don't think I would be able to stay away I think I would probably still okay let's say if I stop streaming completely right whenever that was whenever that will be or stop making streams or videos or your content online content media or whatever you want to call it I would still probably poke my head around you know once a week or once every few weeks or something turn a stream on just hang out do something fun I really don't think I would ever be gone forever completely from the platform you know I mean it would just be I know they gonna be able to do that but that's not in the cards in any sort of immediate sense I have absolutely no plans to stop but I do need to acknowledge the fact that if I ever don't want to do it anymore and I don't you know not having fun anymore I've done things that I want to do I think I would probably want to eventually you know do something else I don't know I don't have a number for that I don't have a time frame for that but I think I need to be honest with everybody sure it's easy to be like streams forever this is etched by Joep 80 but I don't know that that's I don't know if that's gonna happen I've currently enjoying it something I'd love to do I love being on stream I love being part of the community I love seeing all this [ __ ] and love doing all these things so I don't have it's not gonna stop anytime soon there you go quarter dime thanks to the $5 just disappear for five years and come back with a turban or in telling us how you found faith well like just going like a religious journey and come back no I don't think how we'll do that this is here for five years and come back as like a preacher or something would you be interested in becoming the next Joker if DC contacted you no nope now the Riddler you got an opportunity everybody already said it I didn't even need to do it how much were you do it for forty bucks but I want five percent of all royalties from the movie no no I want I want 0.2 percent of all revenue the movie makes I'll do it for $40 it's gonna flop no it's gonna have at least like a 74 percent on Rotten Tomatoes I'll make sure of that although the movie really sucked terrible writing awful awful direction the cinematography the story was all over the place but you just couldn't take your eyes off Jeremy Albertsons performance and then I couldn't you know and rocked him you have the thing with a guy who the person would write the thing even the skill of Jeremy Albertson cannot hold this mess together I don't care forgets a 30% of Rotten Tomatoes I'll carry it the Great Lord Walden $50 right now five thousand bits from the Great Lord Walden thank you so much for the five thousand bits it's my birthday today I'm 33 feeling Germa old tonight thanks for everything you do I'm 33 to 34 this year happy birthday Great Lord Walden thank you for the $50 you're not done you know but you never feel you never too old now had your feel old but young 33 is the new 20 40s the new 30 I know it is I'm telling you it is 50 will always be 50 50 is not the new 50 or the old 50 is just 50 and then from that point forward you 50 is just the 50 you're gone you're out 55 you can retire 40 is the new 30 50 still 50 I'm not gonna feel old until a 49 and one day till my birthday you're allowed to feel old when you're 50 derma can run for president in two months no I can't it's 35 I cannot run for president yet it's gonna have to be German 2021 I mean yeah I can it's 34 it would have to be German 2024 he's thought about it no it's just something that you are told in middle school I want to ask are you interested in any game recommendations if you have recommendations throw them in the recommendation channel on the discord I check it all the time everyone's thought about it yeah everybody's thought about it five for community subs on top of everything thank you so much for the five community subs that was from Black Diamond Thank You black down didn't get one Oh what's the discord here it is it is a public discord there is a subchannel but it's open to the public it's a great community there but thank you great lord Walden for the $50 and happy birthday again also a little bit further back here we had a quarter a dime thanks to the five bucks they didn't get you before we did we read your message but I don't think I even said her name but that was quarter dime for five dollars thank you junot upset oh thanks to the 250 the leaf in front of the camera is actually geoguessr hardmode did make it pretty hard Great Lord Walden's got 82 gifted subs some of you guys you wonder how my sub count is so high there are at least a few dozen of you guys that have fifty to a hundred each gifted subs that's it's just bonkers a simple way I can share the love what I'd really appreciate that thank you clue the sniper thanks to the 250 no message just 250 thank you clueless sniper no V 333 thanks for the three dollars and 33 cents no message just 333 you'll be coming in a freudian thanks to the 250 pretty sure I spammed bit messages tonight whoops a bad habit of mine I suppose anyhow happy Saturday no yeah she got like 3 or 4 here spam we talking about thank you for the 250 have a happy Saturday and then we also had Jeremy lied about Minecraft VR with five more community subs bringing them to 220 gifted subs guess you I guess that that you heard that correct 220 gifted subs that's so many thank you Germa lied about Minecraft VR for your monster sub gifting thank you Krim ball thanks to the 250 hello sir I was just wondering if you saw the trailer for the sequel to holo night I don't know if you ever could to finish the first one would be interested in this one but regardless I'd love all your streams I have seen the second game I will probably play it there's a hollow Knight sequel is there is a hollow Knight sequel let's run the credits that's it for the bits for the most part thank you everybody here come the names thanks for supporting the stream all of you read him go go go ding two-state taco poop es I used to I used to read these remember when I used to really give it a really solid attempt and it was so much slower sometimes it would be like this but it's like this almost every time now you guys understand how [ __ ] ridiculous that is well German lied about glad Jeremy lied about like play like the song thing what is what these all these German wide about this German lied about that German lied about Gwen [ __ ] them [ __ ] somebody has to America a quarter dime ass hey Jeremy if I were to go watch an old stream of viewers any old stream which would you choose and why um probably sorcery sorcery is the first real stream attempt that I really did on a schedule or doing twitch instead of YouTube and I would probably say that those a lot of stream jokes and a lot of classic references even the stuff that's still in the chat now stuff likes us the green-screen stream was so much fun it's been so many there's been too many all of them except for skate three don't watch that one don't watch the Kara's on stream don't watch the Mario Tennis stream don't watch it's full with you others don't watch the NiO stream rick and morty he that was fine the handheld getting out watched the handheld game stream that's my favorite rick and morty was awful if it was that my fault oh is that the game's fault maybe it was a little bit i was really tired i was so tired well we got to rick and morty both I mean it was it my I was so tired I just couldn't even do anything and I gave up even ten percent of the way through it just couldn't do it his chance fault but that wasn't okay it was minecraft VR and then Rick and Morty so that stream was good I like that was a lot of fun but the rick and morty portion of that stream that's not the whole i'm talking about a whole stream the skate three stream was a whole stream but I'll see you guys in a few days up I'm probably thinking about Tuesday I'll let you know the piece s will be changed and updated here look for me on Tuesday I'll see you guys real soon gonna be some more fee are mine show mine show coming up gonna make some skits much less he'll have a great rest of your weekend see you guys in a few days take care Tata and good night now wait I gotta get the loot I gotta get the loot loot loot loot loot I know I'll give you the loot this is the clip oh this is my this is the [ __ ] clip that was [ __ ] I will defend that to the death of how [ __ ] that was alright let's get some loot here if you don't know what I mean if we've got got we've got we've got stream legends down the bottom of the page there was a rap god fury I receive no life ninja muffins heartless ability doctor you boys act like a rock just jump on twitching pixels beg [ __ ] did I do this by the phrasing of ocean X is appalling it seagulls been back to speed no I said I can't couldn't even do it back then oh hey guy ready open up your loot boxes for free and five four three two no I can't do it I have it's 24 hours and it hasn't been 24 hours yet I did this last night when the stream ended I can't do it I have to wait an hour in 25 minutes all right okay okay look I'll come back in an hour and a half and I'll do it I promise I'm gonna go eat some food I'm gonna come back if you just I will do it in an hour and a half I will do it in an hour and a half because I can't do it alright goodnight everybody Jeremy lied about fruity loops thanks to the 250 they say I hate you don't worry that's still our Fi I have well don't stay for an hour on that be a like if you come back in like an hour and a half I'm just gonna do it in an hour nap oh by the way yeah here's your ad I'll play the ad good night have a great weekend here's an ad see ya if you did I can't run the app well I okay I can't do any of these things I just collected run ad commercial break failed sorry I'm not making that up everyone's calling me a liar I'll show you right now I'm not a liar I got a screen grab right here you ready take a look save as PNG and here you go commercial break failed I can't do it told you that's not fake that's not a [ __ ] that is real how could that be faked you think I open up Photoshop and implanted all right I'll see you tomorrow not tomorrow I must framing tomorrow I'll see you in three days all right good night goodbye take care yourselves have a great one I can't play at goodbye [Music]

Channel: Jerma Stream Archive

Views: 32,193

Rating: 4.9215684 out of 5

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Id: cJIMxWP-wP0

Length: 147min 6sec (8826 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 08 2019