Jerma Streams - Easy Bake Oven Stream

hello welcome to the Easy Bake Oven Stream I don't can't even hear me can can you guys hear we we're just at the beach having a good to a hold on I can't say anything all right so when I was setting this up am I even [ __ ] alive hold on wait wait wait wait wait I've got this an elaborate setup hold on my life in life or [ __ ] life I better be I am all right wait wait wait wait how does it sound all right I got it to chat only oh [ __ ] I can't go that way I don't I can't get the chat to worry this is a [ __ ] disaster I got my tools ready as you see in front of you I can't [ __ ] believe I'm doing this stream yeah I paid for studio time to be in this spot right now to do this stream will be here tomorrow to do I still can't see what you're gonna say is it connected what the [ __ ] hold on the beach give me one second there we go now I can see you now I can see you all right let's go Hey you're scary your mic sucks well I lost I lost the other mic and this is the if you won't know this the truth and this is uh this is the microphone from if you would believe it the lifeline stream this is the lifeline microphone it's for the PlayStation 2 I had a panic moment here like two or three hours ago whereas I got what happened to the mic that I actually always use where is it do a sexy pose that alright that wasn't all right listen to me this is important I said how bad is it crusty is it like really crusty if don't matter is it hold on what if I move it a little bit is it how crusty is it move it away from my mouth how's that is that better is it a little bit better get napkin now can you hear me do we sound better no all right okay excellent it is actually better yeah it's because I'm speaking out directly out this way and it looks like I'm on [ __ ] QVC presenting the Easy Bake Oven which I'm not by the way this is I gotta make this really really clear this is really important they have nothing to do with this I know it's presented in a way like they would they have nothing to do with this this is not I know it looks like an ad stream but I swear to god this is not an ad stream this is just something that we came up with is something hot okay it is I'm like afraid of this have we talked about that yet ha like I've actually kind of terrified of this [ __ ] thing because the old Easy Bake Oven had a window here well you could see what the [ __ ] was going on now this new one is looking the new age one they've just wait did I peel the plastic off this oh no that's supposed to stay on there okay the old one had a window that you could look through but this one just [ __ ] it how are you supposed to know how the food is done you just stuff it in here and wait like five minutes and then pull it out how are you supposed to know cuz those you guys don't like me whenever I use a real oven I have to go up to the oven turn the oven light on and just sit there and watch because I don't trust anything I don't trust myself and untrust the oven there if it's like 400 degrees you have to do a pizza for like 20 minutes that oven light has to be on at all times and have to [ __ ] piss it burnt is it burnt is it no no is it burnt it's burnt so I can't really do that with this what a loser I mean that's what I do I don't I don't cook okay this is gonna this first cooking stream ever done so which one of these do you want to start with we have a I'll show them into the camera so you can see how delicious that you wanna do pretzel hold on we're gonna do them all here's the pizza that's pizza this has egg wash adult supervision required how do I I don't I don't see how an eight-year-old can do this eight plus I don't I don't think I don't think I was able to even leave the house before I was eight let alone use an oven eight plus alright so you sure I still might as well to start with the pizza I got my [ __ ] ready this I got my water balled in case I get thirsty I was thinking about doing a joke when this first started where I was gonna like oh I'm thirsty and do a dog lapping up out of the bowl joke but then I was like no that's [ __ ] up I don't think I want to do that I was gonna be like on ice water but then I would [ __ ] ruin the day I would just it's just too early for that it's only been like 10 minutes that's why this is an adult's only stream oh [ __ ] that's right mature audience thing is on what are their mature Easy Bake Ovens stream that doesn't make any sense I bought stained I mean I've got to say the f-word a few times all right let's get this open I'm gonna do pizza first this is ready so it goes in and then out all right so let me what do I need to have like an egg I didn't bring anything else nice unboxing video for all of you that don't care about it porn stream is it porn oh I need and no I do I need an egg I don't think I do do I actually need a [ __ ] egg by the way I'm not gonna eat any of this I just wanted to make that really clear with you guys I'm not eating any of this easy bacon garlic garlic herb cheese mix oh my god it's in like a bag by the way they have nothing to do with this stream like if I talk about how gross this is I just just my my opinions on the product okay this is my opinions on their product that's it there's my opinions on the product nobody had anything [ __ ] note at the Hasbro had nothing to do with this can you see me this is my opinions on the product that's it okay here we go easy baked marinara mix egg wash pizza dough wood pizza dough mix okay I'm gonna I don't think I'm capable of doing this where's the instructions I got my bowls home on this is all powdered and this is gonna turn into a pizza but that's what I'm understanding I feel like I'm doing a presentation at a County Fair with the microphone and there's the Easy Bake Oven as you can see it's all powdered so your children are gonna love it and there's like one person in the audience there's like 200 empty seats I'm telling you your kids are gonna love this and then that's that one guy comes up and buys it and he did that the guy walked back to his car we could [ __ ] sad because he's got like 60 of these in his trunk and he only got rid of one poor guy okay cheese pizza pree hate preheat the easy-bake oven for 20 minutes which I've done before the stream turned on spray baking pan with cooking spray I don't have any cooking spray guys can I just like drag my tongue up and down this oh no I don't have any oil can I just like use my like forehead oh [ __ ] I didn't know he's gonna need oil they'd said everything's in the package you didn't say it it's alright we're gonna uh this might be a disaster I'm gonna lick it no I'm not that's disgusting alright here we go it'll just be a little crusty I'll just have to like I'll just have to like [ __ ] get up there and like it'll be fine just think this thing is started ticking who's like like a bomb know of what the [ __ ] is that that it was ticking I don't have any butter I'm in like I'm in a studio right now I didn't bring any butter alright let's start let's make the sauce pour one marinara sauce mix and one and a half teaspoons this is a teaspoon what is this what is this is this a teaspoon where's a tablespoon by the way why can't they just be one two three four or five why does that tablespoon teaspoon a pinch a dash a tap and then of just one two three four or five why does it have to be like that just well I don't understand why teaspoon a tablespoon tablespoon should be two teaspoon should be one or zero all right marinara sauce where's that Marineris mix artificially flavored oh you really grandma didn't make this a sure maybe she did okay uh pour one and a half for the marinara sauce fix into okay I'm gonna put it in here can you see what I'm doing here all right let's take a look okay in there it looks it looks like fun dip don't knock that over all right strawberry fun strawberry mint fun dip all right there it is ooh that's a smell that I have not smelled in my life okay so then pour one and a half teaspoons of water into into bowl stir the mixture with a spoon and set it aside for later okay so here's one why does it have to be this hard what kind of [ __ ] is this boot is flat all right don't freak out what the magic trick this is a magic trick whatever I don't care one okay that's one and a half I think I can't let's stir it up you ready you guys and you guys you guys doing it at home I feel like it needs to be more than that I need more water than this can you guys like hear this sounds actually doesn't look that bad I need more water but not that much because I don't want to be too runny alright I like that a little bit more just one more there we go okay good stop stop stop I'm not gonna [ __ ] spill it all right that's a good consistency how is this gonna make a pizza this is one this is one spoonful of baby food this is not a where's the pizza this is gonna go on a pizza how how big is this pizza okay well this seems to be let's mixed up pretty well oh no no no no no do not drop that in here Oh can't I can't do that that looks pretty good right would you say powdered pizza that's what yeah I know guys if you ever had what is how am I here my god I had a quarantine haircut Kim gave one to me uh you guys I've had the Lunchables pizza it's disgusting I know maybe that Lunchables has nothing to do with this frame I just didn't give my opinions on some products these are my personal opinions they don't have nothing to do with this dream I think they're gross and this is kind of what it is it just looks like this alright this is gonna start to solidify I gotta hurry up okay okay now make the cheese pour one garlic herb cheese mix and water into a bowl and stir the mix with a spoon and set it aside for later oh [ __ ] I gotta get some more bowls I have like five bowls all right set that aside we don't need that right now okay make the cheese one garlic garlic herb I can't even read garlic cheese no don't pour it into here oh this is gonna be so bad you guys don't understand the the balls just keep increasing in size this is the smallest ball I have the next one up is like this big it's gonna be just like spread like a thin layer on the edges of it is it's gonna be bad use a sink I'm not gonna make this in the sink no this is this is like clean water and I'm not gonna make this in the sink how am I supposed to get all this equipment into the sink how am I supposed to do that use the bathtub no I'm here we go garlic herbs cheese and eggs and then just a little bit of water right okay I got I got to wipe that off wait wait did you see my chop my jaw just like snapped I paused so hard I just like broke my jaw what the [ __ ] okay this is what you're supposed to use all right all right garlic herb cheese mix Oh like cocaine you know what I'll be honest with you I got to be completely real here this smells like the [ __ ] that they sprinkle on the Pizza Hut pizza and I kind of like it I actually don't even think I want to I don't think I want to add water this I kind of think I want to keep it like this right why would I want to add water this is it gonna turn is it gonna turn okay hold on is it gonna turn orange is that'll turn me off forever if it turns orange when how much water do I need half one and a half teaspoons of water okay I'm just gonna um look this is I this there's only so much sauce there's such a little amount of sauce that I don't waste at all and I don't want to eat it I don't want I don't want to go like this um cuz I don't I'll probably throw up by the way in just in case I throw up I just want everyone to know I've got a [ __ ] trash bag over here so just like put my head in the trash bag puke in here that's the goal and it'll work up is gonna like wrap it up you get off camera and like turn mute the microphone oh my god don't say puke okay one and a half teaspoons we're gonna do it slowly okay not enough water oh wait a minute this is like turning into like blue cheese oh that's cottage cheese don't say cottage cheese I don't say cottage cheese I think it's supposed to look like this it's supposed to be like pretend to be cheese right this is gonna be sprinkled on top this thing's gonna burn I think it's gonna be light on fire know by what this thing is made for eight-year-olds why would it be like that okay this is good that looks pretty good right what'd you guys think scrambled eggs like the okay scrambled eggs about the very end of the scrambled eggs after you scramble the [ __ ] out of them and you're done the [ __ ] that's left like in the pan that's all around the sides and [ __ ] don't why am I saying this okay now what make the cheese make the glaze pour one egg wash mix and 2 tablespoon water into a bowl stir the mixture with a spoon and set it aside how much [ __ ] am I gonna have to [ __ ] to use all this just but this tiny little like iPhone case all right hold on get that out of the way I got to [ __ ] wipe that down all right next is the is the glazed egg wash I gotta get it devolves just gonna keep getting more and more comically oversized the other boss over in the car [Music] I'm the only [ __ ] idiot on earth that against a children's toy and gets balls designed to make food for like ten people just keep getting bigger burn out a room alright I don't need the lids then he's gonna go rotten or what what the [ __ ] am i doing egg wash oh I got to make sure these Hicks stay fresh I got it all right clean as you clean as you go right clean as you go I'm dying I'm not gonna make a [ __ ] mess you know I mean clean as you go my bag and the best thing about this is like if I want to spit something up if I want to like spit out what I have like I said I just got just wrap my head around this you don't even know what happened and I just like let it fly just wore him out of my mouth you won't even know it happened like I can literally just go like that and just go and you won't even know okay what's next egg wash egg wash in two tablespoons of water this is egg wash right this is yellow I hate the smell of eggs like a raw egg is enough to drive me crazy do you guys hate that to us of raw egg has a very distinct gross smell and I don't I don't like it so what I was saying before you know when like when I was setting this all up and I was like you don't getting the cameras ready and getting all I getting you know going to the beach and get into the [ __ ] beach I was just like looking at the table and over there all this setup and everything I just said kind of under my breath [ __ ] am i doing this you sand it does kind of look like Santa all right I got a this is just broke it's just [ __ ] broke and it just broke how am I supposed to I'm skeptic use my hands it actually just broke it actually did look it look at this it's so that's like a clean weird break can I just push it back together okay no that's all right I gotta get this okay we're almost at the part where I make the dough get this out of my way I need to leg where's my where's my towels thank you you know I got to fill another one of these with water and just cuz this is not gonna work actually it kind of is yeah it's good it's a really [ __ ] matter I should have got like ten to these tools this is cursed why it's an easy-bake oven what's wrong with this is nothing wrong it's not it's contaminated it's not contaminated guys all this came from the same [ __ ] Factory I mean contaminated this all came from the same conveyor belt in in between in between by pushing out glue a sense of same Factory is my opinion there's a joke that's one make sure you know that it has bro had nothing to do with this and this is me making a satire on what could possibly be going on in a weird factory has nothing to do they'd have nothing to do with this and I have nothing to do with them these are just my comedic opinions on things that aren't even real to joke and it's the satire it's a parody moment okay what do I do water how much water two tablespoons of water there's actually a fun though it can I be honest is that too much water what is it supposed to be what cut what kind of what do you do what Pete's what do you do with pizza this is what is this houses a pizza this is this is like dog puke this is no I have to use this food alright no just get rid of the handle just get rid of the I get rid of the handle whatever this this still works it's just annoying okay what's suppose that was the FDA or the FTC say about food being out for how long there's 20 minutes right they use it like food can be sitting out before it starts to be like poison what is it somebody knows it okay that's this is this is not I don't like that this is just a like make the dough look like it's cooked two minutes I can't believe that thing just broken my hand that's unbelievable best part about this is because there's so little stuff I've realistically just have to like white like white white and then just like be ready for the next one because this is barely anything all right make them now it's time to make the pizza we need one pizza dough and one in there right okay we need one pizza dough mix in one tablespoon of water there are two pizza dough mix is why spit spit you want me to spit in this no I'm not spitting in this are you guys [ __ ] crazy why there to why I did two of these okay ports I'm whatever I don't know why this to you can make two pizzas spit in it I'm not gonna spit in this bowl I'm gonna I think I think that's not even allowed on Twitch can you spit on twitch is spitting a lot hood hunt which good I like spit is that allowed spit on switches am I gonna get like banned for like spitting this bowl Oh water look at no that's not a good transition there okay okay I'm almost ready how long does it take to cook six pizzas six split the dough into 6 pieces and what does small balls how am I supposed to how do you what do you mean if they supposed to be like Bagel Bites what does the oh [ __ ] there's supposed to be little Bagel Bites I thought it was gonna be like a like a I don't know I don't like like it's like a Sicilian style I got like a square or something I don't know okay let's go this I have to start using my hands oh boy how much one tablespoon of water that's way more than a tablespoon [ __ ] it's okay okay use your hands stir it and press the mixture together and throw did you get dough with my hands where's that shitty little thing this is not pizza dough how is this pizza dough it's ruined I need more water why wait wait wait wait wait wait there's a hair in this I can't use this anymore I have to go to new one this hair in here look this like a speck of something in there can you guys see in there do you see the one speck of some kind of foreign debris I can't even use this no I hate that [ __ ] I hate it okay that's enough water put this book put this back down why don't I have to do the complicated one first this is definitely like the most complicated one why couldn't I just dump the brownie packet into the [ __ ] ground and then just stir it up with my finger and put it in there that's what the next one's gonna be this is not this does not pits this is not pizza dough this is gonna be like crackers this is the bottom of the Lay's potato chip bag this is not this is the [ __ ] that you like dump out because it's not even edible yeah and you think you get all cute you've dumped the [ __ ] bag up and it goes half in here and like 75% go around and you crunch it it hits the floor and you like cut all around your teeth I need more join evil water somebody help him what use my hands I put my [ __ ] hands and this is disgusting I have to do I have to use my hands I have to knead the dough okay hold on I okay as I think started making weird noise where do I put this um I just dis just dough hold on I need to like this right you go like like stand up for this why don't I just make one big pizza but I have to make six more I need of what you didn't have to do it just do it somebody somebody call OSHA he didn't wash his hands okay this is as good as it's gonna get like that okay how are you supposed to make six this and you don't make six out of this this is one this is smaller I don't have to make up hits ax what does it say flatten each ball of dough like a pancake and shape it into a circle okay here we go like that this is too big holy [ __ ] [ __ ] okay but I got to make it nice alright I'm doing like three this is I feel like this is gonna bake into the pan and never come up like this is gonna be part of the pan okay let's do another one you don't have any oil I didn't say I needed oil I don't need oil do I use CBD oil I don't have CBD oil just spit on it it's gotta be something I can butter I did I thought it was all gonna be inside of the packages I think it'll be alright I think it's gonna be alright okay here we go I'll just put it in there for that long go to the store I what do you want just leave the stream oh well I go to like a grocery store alright how about this if this is a [ __ ] disaster I'm going to like just go to a store and I'll put on like if the [ __ ] I don't know put on like Spongebob Squarepants OST I'll be back on ironically yes okay here we go okay I'm gonna do like two because this is just this is ridiculous take us with you I know taking you with me how many [ __ ] people are here I didn't eat there like 11 [ __ ] thousand people here what are you doing here what the hell are you doing here why are you here right now oh my god [ __ ] I gotta make that I gotta do this good then I can't just I can't believe I don't have any [ __ ] cooking spray all right I'm doing for the one thing that I [ __ ] could have needed I didn't bring any of it there's two packets there's no way you make six out of this no [ __ ] way in fact how am I gonna even put like the sauce on here this doesn't make any sense it doesn't make any sense I can't even fit this one on there how small did they want you to make these alright yeah up there we go I'm ready on to the next part so I ripped it in half right use a pastry brush to spread some glaze on top of the dough what date year old has a pastry brush it says you can use your finger okay the glaze wait this is like oil right hold on wait can I put this is my bottom - this is like oil isn't it that's like a glaze no don't don't what do mean no why it's a it's like a it's like a glaze you're gonna burn it no am i doesn't say that doesn't say could burn careful I think that looks alright why we have this much glaze that's what I don't understand it smells okay if I if I could like bring you here with me right now this smells like it's like it's fits like it's in planting me somewhere like I'm going somewhere right now I'm like a no journey I'm going to I'm going somewhere where am I going it's summertime it's summertime there's a hot dog vendor sausage vendor not hot dog toxic fumes what all right never mind hot dog vendor sausage vendor it's like the air the air that's coming off of the guy that makes the sausages that jet at the kiosk okay that's good enough this is [ __ ] 8 year olds yeah right more like I'm gonna wash my hands in here I'm not gonna need the water anymore yeah that makes sense I'm sorry it's sausage sweat okay now spread the marinara sauce on top of the pizza be sure to save half the sauce for your second batch of pizzas no thanks I think it I think it's going in the trash this trash is gonna smell so bad thank god it's one of those like double ultra ones all right let's put the sauce on here this is good for now okay so sauce goes on top and you see I did it right that's what you do you go you go middle out what are those what are those pastries then I think the raspberry filling in the middle what are those things called you know talking about the little the cookies with the raspberry jam in the middle that makes me want to eat those I think this is too thick I think that's the problem how hot is it gonna get in there I'm it's like freaking me out I don't know why I feel like I'm gonna push that in there and like just like that look at Burger King commercials gonna like be up the top here I had them afraid of this all right that's enough sauce that's enough sauce that's enough sauce that's good snot a sauce I think okay you're gonna put that in there now let's put cheese on there I think the cheese is supposed to not be solid they're making it look like you can squeeze it out of a bag spoon the cheese into a plastic sandwich bag and cut a small hole in the corner squeeze out strings of cheese yeah yeah this is this is like they you this is like they do in the restaurants with that big glob of today I see and this is gonna spread out okay there they are that I don't like a lot of cheese on my pizzas how does that look can you see for some reason on the back of all the Ritz crackers boxes this is what's on the back of every single time I don't know why I don't know who the [ __ ] does that [ __ ] I don't know who puts like sauce in like cheese and like Dorito powder on there its Ritz crackers but I don't know why that they do that all right huh now it's ready time to bake all right bake for 12 minutes 12 [ __ ] minutes I thought this is gonna be like ten five it's a twist wet all right now I got a which way does it go in okay you go like this like is this the way it goes like that how does it go I need to I need to know if it how this works look at the picture know it like goes in like oh yeah the thing on top okay here we go what if I get stuck in there what if we get stuck in there not like I have to pull it out of the wall is it in there timer timer what time is it 10 minutes start the time Oh what time is it right now I don't even have [ __ ] watch Oh what time is it is it in yeah I think so yeah that's it there and then you like push it out to the cooling side timers on the front of the oven no that's just that's a picture that's not real I don't the [ __ ] am I gonna oh I know what I can do for 12 minutes clean up my area wow that sounds like a great idea this is perfect all right let's do this check this out commercials it's so easy that was so awful that was so awful like I just blew my nose with a sinus infection okay how much time is it fit I'm taking that out of the five minutes I don't care it's been two minutes all right can you guys even hear me there's a timer on the front no the timer on the front is a picture don't touch anything the timer on the front it says 3:30 it is a photo it is a fake picture it's a fake photo oh by the way hopefully no seagulls coming and oh damn it [ __ ] imagine if I had somebody here with like a seagull on a stick like dropping it and trying to eat [ __ ] this is on or not on that that number right there is a photo it's not real well you let me just clean up he's lying degrees so glad I brought this trash bag I was I was thinking about things that I might really need it thank God I brought this extra [ __ ] that's not in the box I'm sorry I apologize say smoke when there's no smoke you just freak actually burn there's no way that thing's gonna turn off if like if there's even one percent problem I have to throw this away that's so sad it's burning speak up I that's why I let me clean all right is that better can you hear me no I'm just trying to clean up because we have another one to do how much time has it been I want to take it out it scares me ovens scare me they really do hey extra easy bake up and why would I hold on to this it's not done look it's I can just I could just jam it back in it comes out this guy this is a glorified bagel toaster okay it just goes in and then pushes out the other side I can even probably put SMBC bagel in here it will be perfect on the way out it doesn't it thinks who cares it's not raw okay okay okay okay it's gonna be raw you're not trying hard enough I don't know that what does that mean I'm just trying it my area cleaned just say the same three sentences Jeremy well your brains only capable of doing one thing at a time cook harder you have no passion passion for Easy Bake Ovens how do you have a passion for an easy-bake oven well I guess somebody has to have passion for somebody has to design this and make this in [ __ ] you have to be you know this engineers that we're really into this so that you would be very passionate I would think think it's your job to make this like cool device that kids can play with it make cupcakes which by the way can't wait to make the [ __ ] three layered cake oh I want to bring this up to I went way overboard with the costumes for tomorrow way overboard like so like no human should have ordered and bought this many things this eye I don't know it's gonna say I don't even know what to do with it it's seriously I bought too many things and went overboard but I figured you know if you're not gonna make it not gonna do it for a while probably ever again who knows okay let's get a little bit of water in here so I can how long has it been time what's my time time seven minutes all right all right all right all right okay this I can finish this on a BRB screen I don't have a BRB screen on this computer it's just gonna be like a text on the screen rancid lick the paper towel oh my I can't even tell how my hair is all right I'm gonna check on it I'm gonna check it all right I'm gonna check on it I'm gonna check it I'm gonna take it up all right I'll get I gotta take it out I gotta take it out I have to take it out I get my freakin out I've take it up I stick it out no I have one more Bowl to wipe and then I have to go and get some rinse in there no no chill chill chill at three more minutes no you never do a pizza for the time that it says it's always over done I hate that like overdone pizza okay looking good Ashley wasn't even that bad to clean up almost almost ready for round two all right it's gonna be it's gonna be audience's choice for what we do for round two because as you see we've got quite a selection e I'll finish that up in a minute okay I'm gonna check on it it's time I'm checking on it I don't like this I'm doing it okay here we go let's see what we get don't do it yet oh [ __ ] it's done it's gotta be done caution supervision electronic toy unplugged not you danger to prevent electric shock do not immerse in water wife clean with a damp cloth immerse in water like plugged in like it's raw fan in the water like a like a toaster don't hope to crazy bill imagine dropping an easy-bake oven into the [ __ ] path what are you doing why are you doing that bill crazy alright and how long has it been okay it's been alright I'm ready are you ready for the moment of truth ladies and gentlemen I'm taking it out here wait a min how do I take us out every oven mitts I don't oh I don't have any oven mitts I wear I swear to God I don't know I don't have any other mitts I don't have an oven mitt I don't have any oven mitts this is gotta be oh this is bad this is so this will do this will do this will do just go okay this is right this is this is a lot of protection let's check it a lot of protection did go in is it out here it's out its out its out its out all right I got it ladies and gentlemen take a look I'm blocking the view take a look at this delicious mozzarella cheer ladies and gentlemen take a look at this Oh ladies and gentlemen if you could take a look no no all of you leave don't all of you leave stay stay stay I promise take a look at this scrumptious Chi [Music] [Applause] Pizza all right it's a sim was wait did I push it through to the did this cook is it raw I think I pushed it too far the first time did I push it all the way out all right I need a plate I didn't even what the [ __ ] is wrong with me did I even think any of this through this is hot no what am I so afraid of this is made for five-year-olds all right no it's good it's ready and I wanted to do me a favor of folks and I want you to listen to that crunch it's going to my [ __ ] canines it's like [Laughter] the thing is I really I really appreciate your execution here you used that mozzarella very well in fact it's so well in fact that it is bonded with the middle of my mouth and I do like the creativity though pretending that you're a child that's really really nice of you to do that you know the childlike way did you cooked in the kitchen but I will say for those reasons I'm out those are the two shows that I combined chopped and Shark Tank that's how fast this [ __ ] brain goes now get the [ __ ] out of here okay it's like seriously not even that bad but it is and I like I don't I have to like brush my teeth this is seriously gonna stay this is not coming off Jesus Christ I'm not gonna eat them all no maybe but I made this though well there's why you need the cooking spray that's fantastic not really though it's fine it's not gonna come off we're gonna have dough on here I feel like it's go rub this with a [ __ ] knife yeah I got it I got it it's fine okay coming up next we're gonna make some cookies or something I don't know huh what are we doing whatever this one is well this the cake one red velvet and strawberry cakes look at the image I can't I don't have access I've known access to like a computer right now all right let me go ahead and feed this to the no no I'm sorry I'm sorry I have no I'm not gonna do that you waste I'm sorry I'm not eating no those I took two bites and it was did good you're wasting the you're wasting food guys 95% of that was flour I didn't like I gotta drink this no I can't I was about to just slam that all right I'll be right back with some more this fun cooking program okay stop doing the [ __ ] jokey guy and just get it over with my teeth I might think my teeth might be stained forever what if I had just like two black teeth up here for the rest of my life I measured having to go to the dentist and tell them like that you need your teeth fixed well what happened well you know I ate food from an easy-bake oven that I undercooked all right all right give me a minute let me go seriously this is the [ __ ] that was in my teeth no wonder it like it's not coming out of this either I have to run this through a dishwasher like four times unplug the oven why why it's fine unplug it if the things meant to be turned on it's gonna be preheated all right we start with you it's gonna take equal amount of time to clean these bowls to be ready because I at some point you have to say who cares and like some of your brownies are gonna taste like cheese can I can't hear him hello this one's good this one's right you'll be right now I'm not even here okay I got to really conserve these where is he what are you talking about I'm right here you know 2020 is always hindsight right but I should have done this outside and just had like a hose somewhere that I could just spray into all this stuff and to be ready to go okay this is ready for round two done this one almost I can't see them I'm right here we're talking about you are outside I'm pretend outside all right at some point I'm gonna have to just kind of let this thing like that it ain't gonna happen cuz and I'm gonna have to just use another bowl because I have another fresh one right there no it's coming up it's good it's gonna take a minute see the real smart person thing to do like have somebody hired to have to bowl sets and one person's cleaning the balls while I'm doing set number two [ __ ] goddamn assistant oh there we go sorry about that [ __ ] acid it's still coming up why it's like am i wiping off the dye on the bowl or is this still the sauce holy [ __ ] that's loud gmod Mike alright I can go up there and I can turn it down and I'm gonna go do that this is almost ready so what am I making you guys have seen what's up there we got pretzels I'm not making the pretzels right now I don't want any more disgusting smelly like savory food that I'll gag we got what do we got this is bra yeah this brownies they're actually I would eat the brownies real food is gross when it comes to toys okay real food is disgusting it nobody wants to eat like real food coming out of something like this nobody does but like candy and the cookies and stuff that's fine it's it's it's no nobody wants to eat like a [ __ ] hot dog in an oven like this guys sugar flour salt and baking soda is like what a cookie is made out of right but like if there was like hamburgers in here I wouldn't want like powdered hamburger meat I don't want to eat like powder dude cheese I don't eat like powdered marinara sauce there's no such thing as a powdered tomato okay no such thing to make a brownie it's just like chocolate powdered sugar eggs salt it's I'm not I you know it's not powdered tomatoes like that [ __ ] was okay this is good to go yep all right that one's ready one more and we're done actually I'm gonna take a second to just get this water cleared out and then we can keep going I bet ya I don't need like did this one just this was the most complicated one nope nope I ain't been in 20 minutes cleaning that okay just get a new one for head just get a new one this is not the garbage ball good point look all pans are gonna have some like decay on them you don't I mean like you're never gonna get a pan clean dough no you're never gonna get a pan fully clean like this my whole body is on fire I I went like this in my nail nail on a chalkboard like [ __ ] I just scream in your ear okay [ __ ] whatever don't do it again give me a [ __ ] easy one goddamn gotta get some elbow grease in it look at that [ __ ] his brain he's saying [ __ ] my brain are you saying like bone no his brain all-righty are we ready for the next delicious treat I have to turn the microphone down garbage bull you're right those are kind of good okay I'll be good so these two chocolate brownie mixes into this do this but this is gonna be so much easier thank God it's actually just two or three packets not like six thank God all right chocolate brownie mix yeah you get two of them just in case you want to go crazy yeah this is gonna be so much better vanilla frosting mix it's just two [ __ ] things thank goodness all right clean as you go clean as you go clean as you go clean as you go clean as you go turn the oven on oh [ __ ] that would have been bad all right this one will be nice and quick I think I don't even do I even eat should I try to do one of these without the instructions like [ __ ] just do that I don't don't brownie mix it to the [ __ ] container and then jump vanilla frosting into the container I need water I'm gonna throw that bold and trash you know I mean like I'm thinking about just putting that and it's thrown in the trash but I mean it's like plastic I can't do that that's terrible okay here we go chocolate brownie surprise what's the surprise marinara sauce on the bottom okay here we are 1/2 teaspoons of water stir until it's nice and thick okay oh this looks nice I actually like the way this looks okay it smells like just hot chocolate powder which is like let me tell you something Nesquik cocoa powder just even like chocolate milk powder tell me if you guys think I'm a sick [ __ ] for doing this I guarantee some of you guys do it too you just you stir in a little bit just like you know maybe one tablespoon into your milk and you get it a little bit there and then you sprinkle on top a layer of powder on top of the milk so it becomes this disgusting sludge and you take a sip after you will it weights it on the top for about 10 to 20 seconds take a little sip and you suck up the wet powder and it's like I'm telling you try it if you don't I'm telling you actually this is good to have a big bowl no I did do that yeah I mean I don't do this anymore I'm a grown man all right okay where's my stirring thing this smells very good the smell is way better than powder - tomato sauce all right let's get our spatula and let's uh let's work with it here what do you say okay like I'm trying to see hey let's actually move this out of the way L u L poop wine it's chocolate oh I get it it's a it's it's brown in there it must be poopoo guys throw up how is this only need one and a half tablespoons of water like can somebody explain that to me because this is not even close I need way more water than this I think I might even need more than that you need like a cup of water in here you didn't add one and a half what yes I did imagine being a parent and having your kid asked to do this wanted one on a given day this is one of those things where you just don't want to hear those words no can't you like go outside and just like throw [ __ ] around why I don't want to do this who wants to do this what parent wants to actually have to go through the trouble with this [ __ ] they want you to make food why don't you make actual brownies like why do you need this weird little [ __ ] bagel toaster just make up Ronnie just make brownies in your oven and your actual oven what's this for what is this for I can't hide what is it for I don't get it it's for kids okay you what kids can cook too but you need supervision for this caution supervision required so if you need supervision to use this you need supervision to use a real oven so what's the provided what's the deal what's the problem this section looks pretty this looks pretty syrupy and pretty soupy and pretty delicious it says mix concoction until it gets all syrupy and since savory and soupy I got it there all right that looks good damn this looks [ __ ] good I did a good job this is from scratches and me doing this [ __ ] from say it's too loud might be okay now we do the frosting easy-bake vanilla frosting we'll do it in here wait was this the one with the cheese in it whatever okay now what I want to do just water cheese frosting we don't do this yet okay roll these mixtures into balls I need to weigh what already that might light on fire I can't okay sprinkle flour on okay so wait this is supposed to be turned into a ball that's not gonna turn into a ball hold on just just eat it out of the [ __ ] ball oh that was fun easy big oven Wow okay this is this like rotten wait do I you supposed to cook that is it raw I have to go to the dentist after this one okay so you can't eat it raw has to be baked cuz there could be there's like raw cookie dough in there I can fix this though cuz there's two of these I'm gonna add this very slowly you know you didn't make a mistake you make a mistake or two it's fine it's okay to make us mistake you can fix it in post this is this is the video editing of the cooking world you just add a little bit more powder slowly and get it in there wait till it's all syrupy and soupy and thick and savory how am I ever gonna put this into a ball um should I just spread this on there what if I just spread this onto the pan and make it like dis on the pan and then put the frosting on top so it's just a big cake what's wrong with that it'll still work this is not gonna turn into a ball right no how the [ __ ] do people cook I swear to God chefs definitely just sit there while they're doing this and going like oh my god this is [ __ ] wrong this is so wrong this is the wrongest thing I've ever done this is not [ __ ] right this is rough and then like cut to the guy bringing it out and being like here is your salmon sir the chef prepared it fresh for you I swear to God like this dish it's impossible it's impossible I'm just making a chocolate bowl okay okay this is not I'm just gonna do the thing I said I was gonna do that's right more powder but the [ __ ] I'm not gonna be able to even move it what do you mean more powder this is like one of the things I'm too tall for which how does that make any sense now what remember this is for kids yeah more powder make balls make balls I'm not sure I can do that with this it's just gonna fall apart look at this it's it's too goopy don't put any more powder any following the recipe yeah pour one chocolate brownie mixing add 1 to 1/2 teaspoons of water I think maybe they did I think that does need to be more powder right I think so cuz they otherwise a teaspoon yeah but it wasn't I couldn't even work with it it was so powdery it was impossible now this is annoying just go to Dunkin Donuts I'm just get one they have like 60 bowls alright hold on it's coming together I might be able to actually turn this into a ball now I'm only gonna make like a couple of these I think this is so alright this is starting to get hard to do more powder sure yes alright I'm not putting any more I'm not doing any more powder after this this is it this is terrible oh my god what is this even supposed to do how do you [ __ ] up to one ingredient bag I don't understand I think I need the other tool this is gonna be impossible I think I got to get in there with my hands but I can't get in there with my oh there we go look at that you like a sprint like scrape the bottom alright what you think is it ready what do you think that looks a little frothy maybe a little maybe a little bit more powder just a little bit spinning it you're making a lot of dad noises [ __ ] and whatever okay this is definitely ready maybe a little bit more powder I don't know I've never made brownies before guys I don't know what it's supposed to look like I was hoping that there would be pictures in here to show me I think this is good it's very it's very springy all right I'm gonna try to get a bunch of it and then I gotta have it be a ball okay and then then what make it you 50 oh these are whoopie pies these are not brownies why are you guys saying brownies what if whoopie pies they're not suppose to be brownies okay so we need to make two we're gonna make one I'm only doing for I'm doing one two din one two okay how am I gonna do this turn on the oven the ovens on the oven is on the ovens powered on um okay before I do this I gotta get this prepared I gotta be ready for this this is gonna be a disaster okay I'm gonna be ready with this just right here waiting for me I can't turn this into a ball into a ball this is just a hood child eats dessert okay it's almost a ball it's uh it's getting there and then I have to spread it out on here oh [ __ ] can I spike Hershey's Kisses instead it is one like with a baby oh no the baby got on the counter and if she's eating the chocolate out of the ball this is the baby this is the baby is on the counter like Jared my husband where the [ __ ] are you what are you doing why are you letting him do that you gonna let the baby eat on the counter what do you [ __ ] stupid I don't oh right sorry hey get off that counter I can make one how are you supposed to make a ball hold on there we go sometimes he's gonna get in there I'm gonna make one I'm gonna make one whoopie pie this is bad this is bad I feel like people are gonna people are gonna share this clip I can't make a ball and these more powder I think there's no way I can do this it said use your hands what a mess I have to like spend an hour cleaning this up I got okay I have we're gonna do an open-faced turkey sandwich type by here would be fie open-faced I have one on there it's it's this is starting to solidify on my hands I don't know what to do I don't know what I'm doing I'll try as hard as I can to get one other ball smoke wait get that out of there okay this is new plan new plan new plan new plan I got one this is it's solid no yeah this one's this one's trashed this one's trashed eating [ __ ] [ __ ] what there's only one way out of this to eat my way out there's only one way out of this don't laugh if I laugh it's gonna go [ __ ] everywhere don't [ __ ] laugh focus focus I could have to move you guys I can't [ __ ] I visit stop eating this what what I'm stuck I'm actually stuck I can't move I can't go anywhere I can't turn I can't like turn the stream off I can't go anywhere I literally can't move I'm gonna to City for the rest of my life is there an easy one in here just save scum I wish is there an answer an easy one okay I'm making this I'm gonna do frosting I'm not giving up on this one I still I got a dollop on there we're gonna make a [ __ ] brownie with extra frosting on it I just have to not have this all over me I am like in trouble I have to pick this up with my mouth why did I pick this up with my [ __ ] hands what a joke what an idiot like what a dope this is thing this thing's like preheated I'll help you like a guy that is 35 years old almost that is stuck in his chair because he couldn't figure out how to do the brownies on the Easy Bake Oven and now he is actually [ __ ] because he can't move and now I have to like go wash my body I forgot take a shower they're not brownies whatever we'll see what they are when they come out of the oven I need a cupcake pan let's uh say that on there it says put them on the tray click the link oh yeah click the link let me just reach for my mouse Rin gravan yeah I can't do that right now I told you I'm stuck forever all right I'm good here we go I'll be right back okay now I'm now I'm at that point where I can literally clean myself up what a [ __ ] disaster why would I [ __ ] do this with my hands I should I should have huh now that's a thought that's a thought in this guy right here I can wake a ball in my mouth and then just like off-camera just put it on there know what I mean what okay I'm gonna like form it in my mouth like and then just spit it out I'll don't do that don't there's an audio delay how is their audio delay I have one I'll like here I'll just I just we have one we have a whoopie pie it's done all right I have to get okay this is gonna be weird I can't grab this but this is gonna be this it's gonna be loud so just turn your volume down because I'm gonna literally just like Wiley coyote yank this off my head this is why cooking sucks okay because it's just a [ __ ] little cleaning you clean for like six times more than you cook you cook for like six minutes and you clean for like two hours this is what cooking sucks all right I didn't like the frosting time for the frosting okay cool I think preheated nice very very nice get rid of that that's I don't know I'm gonna have to put them all in the same bowl like all right I'll click it I'll clean you know I'll fix the volume - just give me one sec you know it's like kind of remarkable I have not gotten a single damn thing anywhere anywhere but right here that's a fact that's remarkable okay a frosting time after I click on the link I'll take a break hold on a second like this is through them cookies hi where's the link hey you got a link for me whoa I can't hope you could do it too fast you doing it way too fast I can't and click it holy [ __ ] oh my god that looks horrible yeah looks like I got like in a hockey fight oh how many more of these are there that's the wrong one what you mean wrong one I can't Spray the cupcakes that doesn't that's not on my book that's not on my book hey read that that's not a cupcake pan I do I'd special pan place the six flat cakes on the sprayed baking pan I got scammed whatever whatever whatever that's fine any more pictures you want to look at before I go [ __ ] ruin my reputation as an adult human being yeah I saw that one all right I'll back to it you bought home on you you're going too fast you bought the easy-bake up instead of the easy cupcake oven that's a lie easy fake oven whatever so I got I got sorry it's all it's [ __ ] up who cares all right I'm going back over there any scraps for me could you see me did you see my face yeah okay oh look hey wish I had the cupcake pan don't you that was disgusting just leave just go go trust me just go yeah that's that's the end that's the end of see you later that was better like there yo you're free to go you are I need my instructions no I don't even need my instructions its water they I don't have any water yeah cuz I just pretended to blow a snot into the food like I would have left I would have been like okay this who else does somebody else ask to be [ __ ] screaming I have to do this whole thing in here I don't know about that this is a lot what's next oh I'm supposed to cook this sure okay so just put it in there's only one but whatever what am I gonna do about it how long 12 [ __ ] minutes no way it's definitely not 12 minutes not for one I know all right let's make the Frog thought this is gonna be the delicious part I'm excited for this one oh yeah mm-hmm yep mm-hmm oh yeah hey smell that smell that one that's just like a vanilla powder okay do I don't understand for one little cake this is too much frosting I think this is gonna be the most savory I can't wait look just save words that have to do with food then people will think you know what you're talking about all right that's ones done okay does that spoon we need some water how much water 1/2 teaspoons I think that's it right and then mix it up I gotta move the vomit ball out of the way okay here we go so I'm not gonna add any more water I'm not gonna be a psycho about this it's not really as you can see it's mix it faster no that's not how you don't mix it faster is not better solo it's slow and slow time on that one time on this one what was it why when did I put it in nine minutes left okay I don't want to make a [ __ ] mess faster faster what the [ __ ] this is frosting vanilla frosting this isn't like frosting did I do too much [ __ ] water again I did a teaspoon I did it this time I did one and a half you saw me no no no no no no this this is this is reducing hey this is this is reducing there's another one of those cooking words that they say on Food Network yeah okay look at it yeah it's thickening up time on that you're going too fast you know I need to knock this out of the way here we go try get a taste what is it supposed to taste like frosting yeah this is looking like a glaze yeah it looks all right it's supposed to be spam that person ban that person you know who you are and you know what you said banham I don't want to see their face ever again I don't want to ever even I don't want to even hear them in this chat you know what you said and you know who you are now you [ __ ] being like whole shitty and stuck them on me yeah Danna for at least a week maybe you'll learn your lesson well we got four time on that eight more minutes no it's not it's like four hi this is ready this is nice and mixed it's got a nice honey glaze consistency then I spent gonna be nice drizzle on our cake what else do I have here oh look at this [ __ ] but I don't like how I need to like or wait what about the pretzels should I make the pretzels I can make a pretty so I'm gonna make a huge pretzel yep oh who wants to eat these yeah I'm gonna make a big pretzel it's that one right there okay I have this bowl I have one two three oh three clean bowls time on that please is it time no what do you mean hold on we ready to reveal it it's six minutes back to mixing okay ah this is gonna be gross a lot of people are gonna be grossed out by this I guarantee you I have diarrhea in like three hours I guarantee you that's just a hot 100 percent time on that oven snicks freaks me out man this thing freaks me the [ __ ] out is it this is glue no it's it's too thin it's a no and maybe it's an odd maybe it's supposed to be like a like a nice little drizzle or something add more powder fine I'll add a little bit more powder fine that's enough put it down put it down actually not a bad idea that's it starting to really thicken up a little bit here you want to talk about peak inefficiency by the way an entire to two full packets of chocolate powder just 80 percent of it gone and there's one little dollop in there just absolute inefficiency there's not you can't get more inefficient than what just happened although hold on a minute I did put a big spoonful of my mouth from the beginning so that was that was one cake I did one full cake in my mouth from the beginning and then I did like at least two cakes full licking it off of my hands right so it wasn't a total waste maybe half of it 50% inefficiency so I got an F still an F alright yeah that's definitely what it's supposed to be like oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah there we go maybe even a little bit more take it out take it out take it out take it oh how long has it been isn't it too long all right I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get it out how long has it been take it out take it oh [ __ ] hold on I'm almost I gotta get a little think so it's too hot for me it's burning [ __ ] burning quit freaking the oh you guys have following me is it out oh dude it actually looks pretty good it actually looks kind of good take a look at this like I saw the bot okay here comes why is this such a pain in the ass to get out okay hold on I got to get it out of it now get out of there get up give it to me oh my [ __ ] good get the [ __ ] out get it won't Oh Hot 200 okay here comes the big reveal take a look at that uh hahaha yep it is puffy it is crispy and it's ready for the frosting smells good it is a little crispy yeah that's alright though you know when you take out your trash you take your trash out of the trash can the bag and it's just like one item that's always just at the very bottom of the trash can and you just look in you know you see it there all the time you know it's in there but you don't even [ __ ] grab it you don't take it out this is the item that's just at the bottom of the trash can it's hard as a rock you ready to hear this it's gonna be like hard candy why what happened I did I told you isn't it for too long mmm a yummy whoopie pie good good way better than the pizza oh dude don't go roost dude dunkaroos dude are you kidding me it's dunkaroos it's exactly like dunkaroos I wish I made a hundred of these yeah [ __ ] this you bout you get one of these don't do this make a bunch of this [ __ ] make the frosting don't you put the frosting on don't make the whoopie pie make dunkaroos break every little scrunchy pieces holy [ __ ] that's perfect I wish I had more than the joke from the Disney Donald's goofy and Mickey Mouse cartoon way they was sharing one single bean and slicing it off like bread I don't know Jack in the Beanstalk what is it called what was that what was that what was it called was it Jack and the Beanstalk they were slicing one bean like a bread it was bread wait was it bread oh no there they were slicing bread like paper-thin what was the bean no they did it to a bean - okay let's make a pretzel mmm I think I'm I got I got clean bowls here let's see what it takes to make sure I get this ready to go I enjoyed my I enjoyed yeah delicious it was just free sample at the mall now let's uh that what I had though that was really good you know it suck so bad is that's so good and the free sample of the mall was always so good but then when you actually get the food it's not so good when you take that free sample that they owe here free sample and you're like holy [ __ ] this is best thing I've ever had in my life you get the actual entree that that is it's like a seven out of ten I hate that [ __ ] it's so annoying like I want to buy the tray like I did I want to go up to the people that have the trays of the samples and be like can I order can I just buy the tray now from you I'll pay twice for what the actual entree is for that's a that's a psychopath test all right well then I'm a psycho whatever this is gonna go I still got water here which is good probably gonna need it I can clean that up let's do the pretzel it's because the sample people don't know how to do it what do you mean Chuck the frosting no no I'll [ __ ] my pants I really will I feel like I'm about to take like medicine it's up and about it I can't I can't do it I can't there's something about it I can't do that something about it so I can't do it don't something about how that is I don't want it if you know if you put that in a dunk of Rouge container I'll eat it it's not a dunker it's not in a dunkaroos container no I keep trying I keep trying to just psych myself out and do it it's just sugar what's the problem it's [ __ ] fine it's sugar no yes it is [ __ ] up it's fine it's not fine it's gross all right actually it's kind of gross without the dunkaroo aspect of it all right let's go trash container right here we'll move this out of the way for now I'll have to clean this up later all right it's time for pretzel it's press hopefully pretzels not bad hopefully I don't need a bunch of [ __ ] with pretzel turn the oven off okay fine I am going to try my hardest setting we've been here for a couple hours four to three hours I'm going to try as hard as I can to make this the way that it looks on the actual package like I'm I have to do one that look that is correct I have to if I'm gonna prove anything here I need to be ready I need I want to brush my teeth so bad clean the tray I will let me just see what the damage is here this isn't this is an elaborate one there's got likes holy [ __ ] this is so there's so many packets in here oh boy okay this is just salt this is egg wash nacho cheese sauce pretzel mix - pretzel mixes are there three okay am I ready for this let me at least hold on let me at least get these other bulls cuz I'm gonna need one two three four one two three only four balls let me clean this one out and let me wash this tray my mother's probably freaking out right now you know I get you guys like a backseat game you know bow backseat gamers on Twitch my mother is loves to bake she's really into it she is probably backseat gaming right now so hard like I I did like I fell off the cliff like four times to my mother right now right now she's just like what is he doing with his hands no with you what are you dumb like he's he are you pretending to not know how to do this Jeremy then she's like oh my I just said that alright do I need what do I need for pretzel nuggets no I'm doing the loop alright I can do this one let me clean up the area let me clean this out I'll be right back I'm gonna get this quiet I said I'm gonna be silent try hard in vistacal I want to be sure I get out the first wedding I know I'm sweating wouldn't you be there's over eleven thousand people here watching me not be able to do children's baking toy do you don't think that you would be sweating just a little here there is like a baseball stadium full of people watching me like burn cupcakes that's good I am gonna take it into won't take nearly as long as the last time because I [ __ ] it all up sugar it's just sugar Jeremy don't worry it's not gonna hurt you egomaniac and then I will return in two minutes back in one or two minutes to keep going we eat this we eat this [ __ ] you understand like we eat this this we eat this we shouldn't be eating this stuff we shouldn't be eating this just to get a juicer and juice kale cucumbers and like pineapples and [ __ ] don't eat this stuff I still taste the marinara sauce even after eating like two other things I can still taste it as I get embedded into my gums alright here we go time to make the pretzel I'm gonna make this one count I'm not gonna [ __ ] around here pretzel time let's go I'm ready I'm ready to give this a [ __ ] hundred percent alright let's get this thing cooking huh no it's try hard time this is gonna be the best if this is not one of the best pretzels you've ever seen somebody make with an easy bake oven I will give I don't know God Donal 50 subs I'll give you 50 community so I'll give 50 community subs if this is not like at least like ass 5 or 6 out of 10 if this is not a 5 or 6 out of 10 I will promise ok here we go that means I'm gonna do this raggedy this right one egg wash mix let's go let's [ __ ] go you know what ah it's too loud for me uh-huh that's bad yeah next is pretzel mix I looked over there on that screen and I thought that this bowl was a fire I looked at the preview and I thought that was a fire if this is my I don't like this one give me the other one this one's [ __ ] up No terminated hurry up it's like a [ __ ] sandbag come on two three four to a ball okay what kind of pretzel do you want to make I don't know how to make a pretzel actually I don't how to make a pretzel now what let's go it's gonna be good I need a little I'm what I think anymore water I don't know nope nope nope nope nope nope nope bingo use a bit more water I'm only gonna use water just get it a little wet so I can use my hands with it just like they do with the [ __ ] restaurants here we go his hip blood in this am i bleeding oh [ __ ] this is it no I'm not alright it's a fish what are you talking I haven't even spoken sloughed for me this sucks get that [ __ ] liquid in there that's what the problem is [ __ ] liquid in there get it in there working in there go and what to do it's very finicky hold on this one's a much better piece alright alright alright alright this is this one's this is the one to use [ __ ] this one sucks this is the one we're using okay here we go how do you how do you do it dad twist it I can't it's that just scared me okay then it goes twist it like this [Music] he's going crazy alright that's good that's good that's good look that what do you think your psycho that's pretty pogchamp it is it actually is like that's better that's good this is well done that's at least a 5 that's a 5 5 5 MC that's a copy in five we go to five all right now shut this up I can't [ __ ] hear I just did like a monkey let's just cook this just because this music doesn't it's [ __ ] freaking me out take this is odd is it on no you don't salt you talked after soft after you don't sell you salt after make the glaze make the dough glaze it and then make the cheese sawsan salt now salt it now sure should I actually saw that the directions don't say anything about salt I don't see anything about salt oh [ __ ] yeah it does okay I gotta be careful that's that's fine that's uh no no no that's good that's good it's good that's not that's perfect all right get it in the oven here we go it's too big come on don't do this to me now all right get it in there 12 minutes just shits on right Jesus put Compaq streamer goes real complicated I'm willing to open them and see we've already done this one [ __ ] this thing I'm giving I'm giving this thing to my niece anyways she's gonna wait the cheese sauce with cheese sauce dude make the cheese dip no I don't want to make that do you know how bad this is gonna smell if I refuse to make this just the smell alone from opening this would would probably make me gag German is the worst uncle but a free easy bake oven with some [ __ ] cool toys and some awesome recipes this makes me a bad uncle what are you smoking keep an eye on that that's bread in there we're making bread tonight all right well I mean I might as well yep that's exactly what I thought it was gonna be you know the inside you know if the Kraft macaroni and cheese the cheese packet we're gonna be eating this [ __ ] in ten years anyway 20 years from now real foods gonna be hard to come by like you're gonna vomit food is gonna be actually what we're eating that in bugs 50 years from now we're gonna be eating bugs and powdered milk okay just Bahamut two teaspoons water that's true yeah I know I'm completely aware time well we got four time ghost be twelve minutes everything why is everything twelve minutes to right that's it maybe one a little bit yeah maybe if I didn't have such huge ass balls this wouldn't be a problem because all I'm effectively doing is just getting it all over the place this is supposed to be a cheese sauce why do they open the why did I open this package why did I open the package why do they open this package it stinks wow this is not even a sauce this is more like a solid than it is a sauce I just [ __ ] it up I just [ __ ] ruined it would you eat this would you eat this would you eat it I mean it kind of is like a dip it's supposed to be a cheese dip I can't even [ __ ] imagine go to like a Super Bowl party Oh what do you got there oh well we've got cheese dip yeah we've got a little bit of gravy left from Thanksgiving last year we've got a sourdough dough and water like that listen this is not enough what a feast okay seriously this is the type of [ __ ] you get mad when your bowl looks like this when it's still when it comes out of the dishwasher like that it's like [ __ ] man that's not clean [ __ ] that's unbelievable this is post dishwasher angry not cheese dip speaking of post dishwasher angry I'm gonna have a lot of fun cleaning this [ __ ] up I don't want to eat this what's the time cheesedick this is oh can you imagine like being in line at lunch it's like a nachos is on the menu Wow nachos we never have nachos no lunch lady it's just like a little bit left okay O's decks for the change that's when you just skip and just go to the [ __ ] meatball sub add more water I need time on that you thought you thought I was gonna do it oh that I don't even know how it happened it's like I was holding a bug in my hand and I looked down and it was gone it just freaks me out cuz I didn't know what the bug was for minutes cool this is no this is probably Lunchables cheese I think is probably better than this Oh how has it become less is what I don't understand how did its dip it's disappearing should I should I go for it no earwax oh now I know you know I can't do it all right I'm taking it out why is every single one of these let me give you a rundown of what the last three hours has been the last three hours has been I make this gross [ __ ] and then sit there over the course of three recipes and try to eat a huge amount of the gross thing I've done it like four times you got to go all-in still there what's gone how's the grossest thing I think I've done in probably the last five years I'm not even kidding that's what were the grossest thing I've done in the last three years does it taste like cheese it tastes like I feel like a cat just puked in my mouth and then somebody just sprayed like I can't believe it's not butter up my nose that's kind of what it feels like is it ready is it ready there's a time one minute Oh tell you guys a story of how I ever in my whole life I've ever puked from looking at food or smelling food I really haven't I haven't but one time I did one time there was in the so my mother made eggs and bacon and like a breakfast spread right and after a few hours you know obviously it's like okay like it's clean it up put it everything in the in the sink and okay we've got like there were they were dirty plates in there because we didn't have a dishwasher at the time I don't think and in the sink with all like the dirty kind of breakfast plates was this one dirty plate that had eggs on it still just like curdled scrambled eggs wet and cold and it smelled like gross eggs and I threw up like I threw up directly into the sink on top of the eggs is the only times ever happened oh [ __ ] no I puke from Oreos but now I was sick though that's a lie it's not a lie I was sick though I was not sick for this story that's not a that's a that's not a fake story it's a real story all right here we go you ready let's I wish I had some cheese dip [ __ ] [ __ ] it's so bad it smells rotten 50 subs but before but I that's not fair because I had to squish it because of what you couldn't fit in here damn it alright 50 subs fine you can go go home so if you hump the subs you're gonna have to wait til tomorrow cuz I can't I've got even I can't do it right now I think like the PayPal and credit card info I go hooked up here you didn't get scammed if you we're gonna be here tomorrow - oh boy oh boy I don't want to fight this the cheese is kind of [ __ ] me up I'm not on like a game show where have to eat gross [ __ ] okay so Bernie somebody already did it I don't have to do it anymore okay wait listen to my voice you hear this this is [ __ ] I don't move nobody move nobody [ __ ] move this is exactly what I talked about in the past nobody [ __ ] move I need to keep this as long as possible because the cheese it's gone goddamnit not edible that's not edible it wasn't edible coward just okay I can't eat out of the trash I'm a grown man no nope it smells so bad to have kids looking hard kids are to have kids suck alright I threw the tray away I'll get it don't worry I'm gonna throw middle of the trash we think I'm dumb oh you cycle that [ __ ] I'll get it later all right what else is here I I feel like I should give this to my niece and she could actually have fun with it rather than me embarrass myself like I mean yeah these are these if these would be fun for like my niece to do so what it's called a a wanker my bowls are all dirty I don't know if I could even do another one your niece doesn't want this yeah she does who wouldn't want an easy-bake oven they're heard he used the dirty bowls this actually was fun though I had a lot of fun doing this I don't think I can physically make another one I was supposed to do like six we did three let me see let me see this one looks fun let me see let me see how fun this one looks I just like opened my niece's present devil's food cake oh this is this is a lot put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back just hold on stop stealing it from your niece fine don't worry you got ID all right I got to clean that I got like gross cheese on it break the oven stop saying stop saying just the [ __ ] thing stop saying that you gonna get in a lot of trouble with me personally I'm cleaning up I'm cleaning up this is this ain't gonna [ __ ] happen you know what isn't play jump King that's not gonna happen well so here's what we're gonna do I'm gonna clean up we'll hang out for a little bit I'll be back in the studio here for green screen dlc for free volume 2 tomorrow I'm gonna be in the same exact spot except obviously there won't be a beach behind me will be full screen and 60fps and we'll do a shitload of seven the grey screen I have I have at least a few hundred things to do I have I have a shitload of costumes we're doing a lot of movie and TV show [ __ ] tomorrow it's I'm I went overboard like I said in the beginning of the stream hopefully you get some good footage and make some fun [ __ ] green screen movie night what time tomorrow I'll probably run the same time Brera like 4 o'clock 3:30 Pacific is there any job there are no JoJo's Bizarre Adventure moves I could promise you that I think if it might limit on Easy Bake Oven that was fun that was fun but it's just gross it's just for us your kids will have a lot of fun with it your kids might like it but then you have to clean up just make sure you have a [ __ ] spit bag over here too like it spit your food into you know what sucks about this I am going to think about well I do I'm doing doing that lot today I am going to put your hand on I'm gonna think about eating that ball of cheese that's never gonna leave my brain I'm gonna think about it like once or twice a week I'm gonna be in the shower just thinking about how it felt going down my throat and I think I'm forever changed and they go forever changed because of that I'm thinking about it right now ah mom I'm sorry if you're watching I'm sorry that I don't have been capable skills to be Baker couldn't get through for Easy Bake Oven tutorials this is cooking tutorial and I failed it failed it mom they'll do cooking tutorial pepe hands alright let me come over there I'm gonna I'm gonna this is gonna take like a while for me to clean and I can get this place not like a [ __ ] show I'm coming over there now hi alright this is longer than I thought it was gonna be I thought it's it's been three hours I thought it was like - no it's been okay it's been three hours damn alright three hours to do one no turn that off show you cleaning three hours in two minutes the oven is still on okay that would have been very bad do a cleaning stream rush if I kept that plugged in but actually what I'm gonna do is once we get out of here I'm gonna get all my costumes ready I'm gonna get every object ready I got a shitload of objects I got a lot of toys and outfits in do a preview no no no no no no are you serious finish saw I I'm not I'm I'm in a studio right now I'm not it like I'm not at my lap I'm not at my computer we're gonna finish saw on Sunday so the day after tomorrow we're gonna finish so yeah I'm at the goddamn beach don't you see that one under my room all right I'm out of here I'll see you guys later I'll see you guys tomorrow tomorrow Stream will be a lot log into this because we have at least five plus hours of stuff to do so I'll see you guys tomorrow I can't even light that bowl I can't even [ __ ] look at it I don't know to do with that ball this one here uh god damnit it's horrible alright I I don't like having ending here because I'm I can't like I can't like hold on let me see did we get any big bits to make sure I didn't miss anything we did we had a couple of huge bits hold on a second let me see I have no outro or anything I got nothing here Jesus Christ yeah there was like a holy [ __ ] let me move over this way let me at least say thanks the people that gave like a [ __ ] hundreds of dollars hey raka gave 50 bucks Thank You taya rocker German last year I was struggling to keep together I was homeless holy [ __ ] but still working late hours at a stressful job but my hard work paid off and now I share a home with the woman I love that's [ __ ] awesome that's really good turn around these streams kept me sane I'm very cold night so I thought it was only fair to add to that towering pile of cash stuffed in your garage stay healthy don't let chat bully you you beautiful compact man hey thanks and thanks for the $50 and that's I'm glad to hear about the turnaround that's really good here we had fifty five [ __ ] dollars from the chef's corner hey looking forward the rest of the string of thank you German for being the most creative ich loan thanks for the five years of laughs appreciate you dude and they said and love you chat there you go thanks for the insane amount of money file actor II give 150 dollars which is insane here's $100 you [ __ ] legend - enjoy your cancer no don't I don't say that I this enriched wheat enriched bleached wheat flour bleached wheat flour iron sugar powdered shortening coconut oil maltodextrin sodium caseinate mono and diglycerides dye pastas hassium surface aid silicon dioxide hydrogenated palm oil cocoa pressed with alkali egg whites and nonfat dry milk leavening sodium bicarbonate and sodium aluminium phosphate soy leche and salt silicon dioxide cellulose gum xanthan gum natural artificial flavour FD&C red 40 and that's just in the cake mix okay thanks for the [ __ ] hundred and fifty dollars ride ride die cow ride ichael I think I'm saying your name right thanks for 50 bucks this is how much money tonight jerem I know you're a little busy eating your meal right now but I found this to be the best time to mention my friends germ adream oh nice is my favorite in my German he was doing a vlog esque livestream he was touring his new house and his girlfriend kept making really funny jokes and German start getting jealous and got pissed and turned around and said if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna put you in my cringe compilation dead seriously it's haunted me [ __ ] why why why am I such a sick [ __ ] everybody's dreams and they called me false gave a hundred dollars to call me thanks for the hundred bucks this is the most beautifully cursed dream I've seen in forever thanks for the laughs Germa ramsey I thought it was fun just wish I had more balls thanks for the 10,000 bits also file a Keurig if that 50 community subs Freddie dread came in with 20 community subs thanks a lot Freddie nondescript civilian 10 subs an anonymous gift of 20 subs emo duck 10 Fez 5 for Liddy 5 for Livi 10 actually Fez actually 10 for Liddy 20 and Ajax the mediocre thanks for the [ __ ] huge amount of subs and then out right now a niece of any Neb subs here smug 5 community subs I don't know they here maybe dude okay it's starting to smell that cheese I got to get [ __ ] rid of this now like that cheese is is a heavy cloud that's just filling the air I got to get rid of this now I can't believe I [ __ ] ate that I'm I'm disgusted at myself I'm disgusted and I'm gonna felt gonna watch the clip I'm gonna check out some of the clips from the stream people gonna send it to me and now I'm gonna be [ __ ] disgusted by the way there are over there some mats that I can probably [ __ ] jump on and like flip on and [ __ ] those are like stunt mats over there I'm gonna ask the studio if I can use those because if I can like front flip like over them and like jump on them and [ __ ] and diving like shots and diving catches and [ __ ] I'm gonna see if I can use those don't strain well they're like big stunt pads I'll be alright don't worry I've been preparing for this very moment but I I gotta get out of here I have to I gotta clean this up this is gonna just start stinking and I don't want to have their studio I don't want to [ __ ] up their studio so I got to get out of here right the very end fell six thanks with five subs and thanks for watching by the way I gotta get into frame thanks for watching the stream everybody we'll see you tomorrow for the green-screen DLC for free volume 2 see you tomorrow I'm gonna get out of here but can you see you nerd hold on ready that doesn't that's not right that's does that's weird I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm seeing but whatever all right good night see you guys tomorrow same time same place goodbye you

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Length: 190min 51sec (11451 seconds)

Published: Sat May 16 2020