Jerma Streams - Dying Light 2 [with Ster]

until you tested it oh that you're the first thing they heard was you loudly yelling yeah hi guys uh we're not currently live yet i mean well stir is weird like i don't like the moment you start watching me play pu theoe on your stream like you're gonna drop down to like 1k viewers concurrent for the rest of your life [Laughter] it's just funnel everybody to you and they never come back they're no they're just gone forever from like both of us oh they just they just disappear yeah they like see what's on the screen and go why was i watching this guy so we just like immediately unfollow both channels yeah and we can just go to dying light all right fine all right well we'll you show me later okay yeah we're gonna play dying light too or what would have been a more funnier title coffee cheetos chicken remastered i didn't want to put that in the title though because i don't want it zombie jackasses too yeah you know what's really funny about coffee cheetos chicken that video is not even live there's an unlisted fucking video yeah that is an on your channel it was a secret hidden video that you had i don't know how everybody found it and it became what it is it was a secret video did you eventually publish it no i did i made a joke that i would and i never did oh that's funny i mean it's unlisted never made public it's about 200 000 views which is like which is i mean which is that's crazy for it being unlisted but in the grand scheme of things and how many people referenced that exact video that's not very much yeah i would have thought it would have been more of how much it gets brought up all right let's um yeah i'm gonna get in the game i just invite you well i'm not online yet are you online in steam are you like hiding like a celebrity i'm i'm you know you know i'm constantly offline but i think i can invite you let's see can i there's like a a system where i can hold on uh when you press escape it's like f4 for friends menu yeah i'm going to link to the epic game store i'm not doing that okay all right if i'm so i'm online right now can i like um how do we like join a party find games no wait sort is it can we sort by like a friend or something i don't think so yeah we're early we're we're a little early well stir's been streaming for like an hour but this stream's like 10 minutes early because we're making sure we can get in the game that doesn't make sense let's pretend we're not here we're not here the streams are offline right now because i mean i can open up friends but i can't if i see your name here i can't like do anything about it i just open up your profile my name is gasp oh well i'm adding you to favorites now it has you oh i guess because i have viewers yeah i don't know i don't get it yeah i have no idea wait wait wait wait wait wait wait waiting you an invite oh how'd you do that i held down s to call for support and now wait is your game private or is your game public i don't know oh no your game is public you get this game is public we gotta get out of here now i'm dropping out we're going to get we're going to get it okay okay no i changed i changed it to private okay okay i'm putting down the um my mark in front of the boss you have to do the tutorial first we we've done that we're ready to go we just wanted to figure out how the multiplayer worked it's not even two o'clock we're fine i'll send you an invite okay accepted an invite hey i have a question i actually have like i'm deeply curious hold on because i gotta show the actual stream huh i'm sorry don't the world yeah all right anyways guys can you can you can you like talk a little bit like make sure i get the audio levels okay i think i think it's good okay all right so what was your question um so whenever like it's like oh hey like stern drummer are gonna do a stream they come into my offline chat and they'll type exclamation point suss so i'm curious like i you know me and you were in the no we know where that joke comes from but do people think now that that's like an among us reference yeah oh yeah they do okay that's sad that's very disappointing right that that is an among us reference well to the old uh viewers know they know nothing of analander yeah i mean that's a great game have you ever played that game like on stream uh no i think i played through the first two you really should i mean you're going to hate it but you're going to like probably love it at the same time you're going to love certain aspects of that game but you're going to like i i just told you i played the first two and you're telling me like i've never you're all you're going to no no no no no there's a difference the first two are good the second the third and the fourth are are very all over the place the fourth one is i would consider the worst of the of the four and you're gonna hate it they're the worst you're gonna hate it you're gonna come to me and be like why did you tell me to play that here's all the things wrong with it you're going to give me like a list of shit that's wrong with that game okay are you ready for dining light too i'm in the game all right so the story so far we just jumped in we had to get the thing the marker for our arm and does anybody really care or do you just want us to go walk around and like and hit each other with like your name and stuff skipped every single possible customer i okay i kind of know what's going on yeah so you meet this guy and you're running with him and he's like yeah i'm back before the plague hit and you do all that stuff wrong game like let's go you're like you are the vaccine cause someone has to be vaccine guy or like experimental zombie in that sauce and now we uh now we're going to do like parkour on zombies all right so we didn't we need to meet the people of the uh of the bizarre yeah i'll talk to you first anybody just talk to anybody i i got stuck on this quest you got stuck on this yeah did you not do this no i once i was able to do um multiplayer i just left okay well i came to a safe zone because i thought we'd have to be in a safe zone for me to invite you and then it asked me to meet the people and i walked around and tried to talk to everyone for like 15 minutes okay should i buy this i don't have any money sell all valuables for seven hundred dollars should i do that yeah all right well i'm gonna how to trade okay i don't you have to do the two quests all right so who do i talk to this that's so loud for me i'm sorry guys i know everybody like gets everybody hates how quiet my like game audio is but i have to drop it because it's too loud for me all right so where we going i i think this i think we gotta do like a side quest or something meet the people of the bizarre there's not nobody here we have to talk to individually i i talked to them i got a few side quests we can just like let's just leave and like you know find our own way in this vast open world i don't think we dude we can't leave until we talk to the right people what the only way out meet people in the bazaar what we could just leave the only way out is talk to us oh that's the quest name all right let's go funny stuff i can't explain funny stuff i can't hit you yeah because we're in like a safe zone can't use weapons here so this is the front door we got something what there's a main story oh yeah that's the whole plot all you need to know is uh we're looking for a girlfriend we're looking okay okay so we we met that person now let's go meet somebody else over here let me i'll tell you something the you correct me from wrong here stir is this game like in this game is very well optimized for me like it runs at like a lightning fast 100 frames a second no matter what lightning fast like i played watchdogs legion and and it was one of the worst experiences of my entire life if i alt tab i can't click any of my other windows as my experience like obs i can't minimize or adjust in any way yeah but the game looks great though don't worry out here oh who paid you we gotta go down nobody oh we have to go in here all right so it does oh it's great like i remember that first part when you're looking at the um like all the trees and shit it was i was very worried about this game would be trash after all the delays and all those bad presses yeah i'm i'm not going to say shit we usually talk shit about games that's what we do that's like our thing yeah you know we have our little podcast that we do here every once in a while i'm about to okay but i'm about to get mad how the fuck do we just progress this i'm i can like choose because you have to do something am i just like a guy that's here like as your sidekick like where i don't have like a quest marker do you i think i can change our current quest who else do we have to meet in the bazaar peacekeepers closed off the passage to the city center to get there khan and i had to find a way around their patrols meet the people of the bazaar oh they're they're in front of us all right hi how do we leave yeah okay well okay cheers let's go new quest what cheers find marco the water supply out there oh nice everyone just want to calm down all right i'm coming down you're looking for water chips all right are we ready so oh now i got my bad cool don't even oh don't eat come on man don't it you're gonna swing it you could hit me a friendly fire it doesn't exist okay all right where are we going you can't hit anybody yeah i broke my weapon on him wait what is this wait is that these aren't zombies well that was just a guy you got to clear him out he's just a person going through the trash who does that well you're all just going through the trash i don't think we're supposed to be doing this uh i'm from austin that's what we do here what we gotta go get the water chips where is it do you do you not have the objective markers oh i do yeah i do why why are you hurting innocent people what happened wait are these can we talk to these people oh trying to talk after the opponent that can't be good wait what's going on these are zombies here that's a normal we are not supposed to be all right don't stop hitting innocent people if that guy ran away and said who did that after you cracked him in the head oh what's going on all right let's focus here we need to focus i'm focused turn off the health bars please hold up don't come don't i'm gonna get this one kindled i love how they added metal gear solid neck brakes to the zombies watch out watch out guy coming right in honestly they're like so like you feel bad for him you hold on you feel bad for the zombies that you're killing but not for like the regular innocent people that you hit that were in the trash can they can defend themselves these zombies cannot yeah all right so we have to get okay let's go okay let's focus focus number one follow me run all right fine let's go if you guys don't know dying light 2 has some parkouring in it it's all about staying on the rooftop staying away from danger um trying to find your way above uh roof to roof you don't wanna alert the horde that's a big problem in this game gotta be very careful it's actually pretty fluid experience so far jumping from uh place to place but we're gonna give it the real review here i'm not gonna be like those other reviewers we're not gonna be like those other people that you watch but they don't go into real real super detail yeah we're gonna do some detailed talking about this game and what it means is broken my game is not wait you can jump on oh wait wait i remember this from the tutorial ready that didn't do anything ready i can you can do it you can do a drop kick watch this watch it what is that you i thought that was you why are we killing normal people drama i don't know yeah you're right in combat my the frames are dropping a little bit not very much though all right heal up heal up everyone bandage up i don't can you guys play games normally please what is not normal what did we do abnormal so far we just killed a few people wait lock picks are you good at these i'm usually not that great at this how can you be bad at it you did it you're good you gotta have confidence i thought they said coffee sneakers and i was about to do it did you get something in there too yeah coffee sneakers you actually get this yeah okay yeah okay all right cool so all right cool yeah can you make the x that does not look like it would be safe at all it's one single spring mattress if you put a tempur-pedic down here it would it would you'd still break all your bones this is bullshit you can't even break dance i mean i can but not anymore yeah that's what i mean seriously why are you joking outside he started choking you he's like get out of here i'll do that to you and probably didn't mash out okay dude can you make can you land on the bed of that truck okay i guess maybe land on the bed of the truck oh my god that guy's coming up there that guy's better than you they have phone arrows they're throwing daggers or something they're ignoring the zombie what the fuck was that i got you it kind of worked i just got the guy's head off make sure you're looking for um hit your uh your gamer sense because you need to craft stuff in this game it's a bit of a looter crafter it's kind of like breath of the wild but he's fighting the zombie oh don't watch your stamina bar why is the game so juicy it is really juicy isn't it it's very like chunky a little bit creamy a little bit okay so we'll keep going this this is 200 how far away is this don't aggro the horde i'm not it's really creamy really cream cheesy how come everything takes like 40 hits because we're levels we're level one and they're like but these are level two zombies these zombies haven't done any questions oh that's right you have to dodge if you hold uh you hold the direction in space you'll do a dark souls dodge yeah is that that's not a power attack did we not unlock power attacks just mute the game yeah i think you should we actually probably need to be looking for stuff because look i mean like you go open trash cans and take scrap and stuff why we don't why are we rushing through we've been waiting for this game for like seven years have we you and i we've been we've talked about like man that fucking dying light tunnel troll and coffee and cheetos and stuff we've been waiting for this shit all right well let's you know take some time role play and you know make sure you know we really engross ourselves into the environment remember the guy really oh i gotta get home i gotta get home my mom's gonna kill me remember the guy outside that was running away he was like the big zombie guy and he ran into the fence remember i'm gonna heal you don't even don't all right crafty we need to craft those don't remember you actually don't remember that was like one of the funniest things in any of the videos we ever made it was like this special super infected guy and it was light up oh that fell into the fence and he ran into the fence and died just say it already no i'm not just gonna say it because we're in the game's sequel we have to actually find the thing for me to say it everybody's waiting we gotta go save that guy over there that guy's looking like he's in a little bit of danger which one oh yep why do i feel like all these bandits are just getting along oh shit i'm gonna die yeah we gotta craft this game looks like new vegas am i crouching [Applause] [Laughter] like everybody's just swinging melee weapons at each other outside is this chivalry yeah it just feels like mordhow all we need is to press like the emote button and go and then get vote kicked out of the server yeah are you i'm right here hitting the guy in the middle oh shit okay so let's go hey let's go up we got to stay on the rooftops those kind of game you know it's a little bit of parkour oh you're right hold on you're right we do have to stay on the rooftops shit's too loud i know people are gonna be mad at me for this but whatever it's too loud for me we got some homeless up here is there actually somebody up there wait there i thought there were zombies i thought there was i didn't wait i thought they were actually zombies i thought they were like monsters all right we gotta get out of here we gotta leave out we have to leave that guy just walked off i didn't do that shit go they gonna follow everyone wants to be okay look at my enemy when do we get guns i don't know when we do one side question this is fun what is this we got to defeat that everybody's getting fucked up get him oh go get him where's he oh she just broke my leg he's running why is he running i don't understand you just beat that guy up he's the thief murder him murder him you cut his head out behind you bandit caught banned decapitated what what did he have on him a little bit of a street justice oh my god he had some you have i collected a new collectible every weapon i have is broken are we not okay are we not supposed to be i have like a cane i don't think we're supposed to be just whacking people with these i think we need them need them for what i don't i mean do you have any other weapons i don't i've got i think i got two i mean we're still doing it i have like tiny tim's cane you're like beating up a random zombie there's a guy in a ski mask for me all right we need to i'm i'm leaving i'm running away we're going to the quest marker because we're we're going to break all of our weapons okay okay we got to go on the rooftops drama this is a little bit of a parkour game oh that's right that's right that's right it's parkour follow me i know the route come on powder was that was that oh did you make an arcane reference it's what's hip you got to stay relevant i only know that because i saw the first two episodes and you didn't watch the rest i i mean i know i probably will eventually i always watch like one episode of tv and then never watch it again this game is so crunchy why would he die oh okay league of legends andy i'm not the one that made the reference he did i don't know you're talking about him a lot all right but look before we go any further yeah i need to make it really clear you're you're running where i'm right here when a game has really beautiful trees that's usually an indicator that it's going to run at like 15 frames a second is that wrong or not i mean i i guess that's a fair assessment every sign every time i've ever played a game where it was like look at how detailed our environment is we have these big lush trees with all kinds of particle effects it runs at like 12 frames a second and you have to turn all that shit down and get it to even run this came out of the box running at like 60 for me i'm i ha we have to give credit where it's due i have to okay and look at this this is this is beautiful i ha you got a 30 90 30 90 moment yeah the glowing sea you don't want to go through there what stir what do you have for a graphics card uh 280 ti okay so and you're running at pretty much like 60 right uh i have i have issues general i have like generally speaking i've got some issues like in general to do with the game the game i mean we got to give credit where credit's due apparently i am dead serious i am so sick and fucking goddamn tired of games coming out that are aaa games that are oh look at how beautiful when they run like shit and they crash and they don't even work this is on this is like unheard of the last time you played a game that came out in current year watchdogs legion okay then yeah you yeah what you're saying is valid any major aaa game i played in the last two or three years always kind of ran like dog shit always this game could suck i don't know we have no idea oh wait what's this oops i think we're going in the right direction i gotta turn you up a little bit we're going the wrong direction yeah we gotta go this way watch out there's heads okay so there's a special gear oh all right so we got oh climb up stuff what about resident evil 8 yeah resident evil 8 was alright too but was that like 70 fov i've ran out of i need help help you help me why do i have no stamina i'll take your inhibitor do i actually have to do that i don't know oh no i got it i think we're gonna get in the building okay very cool up top maybe watch out they're climbing we got climbers this book over there [Music] he's running he doesn't want anything to do with this what nobody can do that fuck the [Laughter] i feel like when we're interacting with npcs i feel like we're seeing two different things happening i that guy walked off the pole for me yeah he teleported to the pole for me and then fell off oh he ran across and then fell watch out we're inside the quest area use your survivor since we have five minutes to do this by the way so i actually don't mess around wait what why i don't know it's timed yeah we start picking up stuff we're gonna be so under leveled by the time we get to like the end game in the next few hours but we're not getting past like level two at this rate oh wait there's more stuff in here do you see the secret like mine shaft um i have like a mine shaft over here let's go this is one of the hollows gotta be careful down here we slide i'm losing stamina i slide is this gonna hurt oh shit be careful there's a dude wait quest all play all players required okay we're doing a heist we're doing a heist all right just let him talk for a second so we even know what he's doing here great another water thief just what i need between thieves and infected i'll be out of business soon all right we're good my god okay secure the building find hans the hunter before he drinks the poisoned water wait something we have to stop somebody from drinking water okay that's quite the quest yeah you know what's wait as a streamer i'm morally opposed to this you need to stay hydrated okay so where are they you know you know what's funny about games like this though okay so look take a look at your perspective like come over here this is a hiding spot right yeah i'm hiding right now this is the equivalent of like a three-year-old what where'd you go oh i see that's funny okay okay ready i'm gonna go do the thing i'm gonna go into the corner here and i'm gonna count to ten and you be the three-year-old and find the best hiding spot in the room okay okay and we're gonna play we're gonna do that routine okay all right you ready okay here we go one two three four five six seven eight nine ten here i come and you gotta start like this okay it's always the okay i wonder where they are where did he go hmm not under there oh i don't know i have no idea where they are did they fit in here oh no way okay i found you and then you have to go okay and then and then you have to you we have to do it again here we go ready here we go why do we have to do it again one two three four five six seven eight nine ten here i come okay no you're supposed to be in the same spot the exact same spot you did it wrong i didn't i didn't know that oh no that's dangerous get out of there that's just that's in the drywall no no no no no come out come on come on oh my god this is bad mom mom mom tim went into the drywall i don't know where the fuck they went mom i'm serious zombies no we gotta go we find him all right let's go help i'm lost no it's over in here what that why does that door not work it doesn't work that's a bait door all right do the thing what thing okay if you stagger them you can't do it to zombies you can't just carry a zombie i just did it okay i did it were you made it it's a lot harder it's just chivalry i'm not gonna really get over that the whole time we're playing by the way it's just chivalry watch out we got these no this we can open this well that we gotta leave that's like leaving now that i think that's giving up are you sure you gotta grow my cock i'm collecting things i found a molotov oh my god there's a lot of stuff here you're right i found a common bottle a brick my opportunity wait what use a there's no friendly fire this game got a full letter grade lord how do i use the brick [Laughter] i'm a child you can crash it turn friendly fire off hey go turn friendly fire off how are we gonna do how are we gonna do any like funny jokes if it's done was this it i think we just have to i think that was securing the building what we just did parts for carlos and his groundbreaking fence hope he's still waiting at the bazaar oh i had the bottle in my hand aidan how's it been kid we got a taste for city life yeah i've been here and there you know the best part is always happening in the center i think we just leave yeah near the main metro station it's a time limit yeah we only have three more minutes to leave the building okay no help oh shit don't skip this i feel like there's something interesting to happen i thought we were leaving oh okay you're safe now what's the story with the water wait yeah who did we stop from drinking wait i don't know him my head just hurt from that like i thought that that was something wrong with the game gotta be a fucking thing or pretty damn fucked up to drag your ass hundreds of miles through like you're pressing right arrow key on a youtube video in a good way of course so what about the water there ain't nothing wrong with my water the man at the bazaar was poisoned and you'll be blamed if he dies all right damn it okay it was an accident okay an accident it's because of these goddamn thieves right fees they're always stealing my water all right i can't take it anymore so hold on i decided to settle hold on hold on wait is he mad at us yeah wait what happened we missed really important context dude even if your stamina goes to zero don't stop don't stop left him double kill him with zero stamina it doesn't matter don't fucking stop left clicking so punch them but now his head comes off he had flour on him i knew he was up to something oh no we killed this guy for a bag of flour he's baking cookies with poisoned water didn't even use milk oh this is going to be a fun game okay so i mean do we own this place now the world is ours for the take 15 off oh never mind okay what is this catch you threw that from your ankle you underhanded that to me oh night has fallen and your immunity will go down oh that's right we have to go into the light uh we have to be careful otherwise we turn we can we can leave the room now i think oh yeah can we like wait for night to do we sleep maybe we should sleep yeah is there a bed down here or should we go up to uh yeah oh that's really important yes we're infected and we are slowly turning throughout the course of the game that was something you missed in the first like 10 minute cutscene sorry about that i feel like if there was a bed there would be one down there you have to craft the you guys are making things up are they making wait what are they saying i got hurt but it's all imaginary yeah there's nothing up here there's no bed i thought there was a bed usually there's like the yeah it's right here right no i mean we can leave but we have to be really careful okay i mean let's go i swear to god there was a bed here you don't want to be on the ground i i mean it during night time you actually don't want to be on the ground that was in the tutorial what i get i got something he's not in the same room though so i can't do it what are you doing i'm i went back downstairs to go through the door why did i just get sucked over here oh because i sucked you i'm not supposed to be on the floor let's go on the floor you're not supposed to be on the floor climb you gotta climb right on the streets that's very impressive watch out we got zed wait somebody's yelling yeah the zombies no no there's a guy in that building somebody right there 66 meters away let's do it but in the isn't it kind of rude to like looking like someone else's windows this is this is like an office building yeah it's still kind of weird right here you see him you need a binoculars out what is it where he's hurt on that roof oh he's hurt he's all right let's go help him uh over here i'm going the other way oh oh there's a special infected over here oh don't get that way go this way watch out we got biters you can't let this happen to me oh my god it moves oh careful careful careful physics all right what do we need to do a community booster or a shroom booster or a shroom don't just um we do i think i have do you have shrooms oh nice we get a point for that i thought i was gonna die alone you idiot we already we already got the experience okay i'm gonna put a point okay i got a parkour what are you gonna put your parkour point in uh i'm gonna put my parkour point into uh like firm grip actually no i'm i'm i'm getting a firm grip first well i don't have a point but you don't i no i didn't get one oh i probably ran through too much of the tutorial uh oh easy easy with that i'm just holding on to it for uh you know we get some zid's following us okay sees some zombies some biters stickers we're gonna turn in like three minutes what are we to do i don't know we have to find a safe house oh this might be yeah uh uh number one we have to go to number one okay let's go number one let's go oh my god i fucked it up i'm fine you trying to throw that at me i couldn't jump with it oh now i got a parkour skill point now i'm a firm grip um i just i don't wanna i don't really don't want to like alarm you or anything but we really only have i think three minutes before we die wait question mark somebody screaming down there downstairs we gotta go ow where did you oh i went down the other side of the building it's down whatever it is it's down like in the building your immunity is low use shrooms shit oh yeah how do you shroom uh mine's on my heal button how do we get in there there's uv light in that direction we can go there there is we can't get in there for something all right we have to actually get back off top because we're gonna get killed as a screamer don't oh my god you're gonna get us killed don't alert the screamer i've been such a bitch it's tough yet i don't know where to go from here what'd you do i jumped on the the the air conditioner okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah gas camera let's go 180 meters community is low is that what is shrooms on like the the mini bar mine is h it's not i have no healing oh shit there's an inhibitor container nearby we're critical right now we're absolutely critical up up up up up up up up [Applause] up up why can i grab this this is bad uh it changed my marker we have to go we have 49 seconds to touch this uv thing over here this way follow me oh my god you're falling behind kid hey i'm dead did you make it yeah can you come help me what if i smell i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna have lunch with these guys i'm dead what happens are you actually dead yeah i'm gonna respawn i could it gives me the option to teleport you to me still oh can you do that wait actually don't do that you're you're here i'm here okay cool i don't know how to switch to my healing item it's still on shrooms for me all right we should probably make some weapons uv bar ooh that's kind of cool two ah hold two so i i i don't have any money old two upgrade scissors craft parts all right i should weapon mods goods fire arrows i wonder weapon mod grip come back and i'll top you off real good i don't know what's what i should sell what's going on here hello i'm henkel this student here was curious about my lesson today the noisy chair when the guns were confiscated in villages you hear all that once yeah i'm in a cut scene are you yeah oh well no one touch it henkel's got a problem history lesson side quest hold two to track i'm tracking it we're doing it he's important reach the memorial oh hey okay dude it's two yeah hold two it's two to cycle through uh things yeah really are you serious well you already knew that this this isn't a bit accessories i'm i got make sure you have a lot of lock picks and stuff man i mean i'm i'm geared i'm in the uv light okay inventory decoy molotov throwing knives all right i have uv shrooms now can you craft uv shrooms oh no okay how do you cycle through there we go i got my molotovs three i'm assuming is how do you psych a weapon one two three four you just completely tuned him out like it was your job it's still nighttime though i think it i don't care like i'm i'm kind of a challenge like i want to move in stealth you know what i'm saying like the moon's out we can still see you remember in dying light actually it was so dark you couldn't see like more than a foot let's pull out your binoculars and start marking shit okay there we go discover the old lumber mill you definitely cannot see through those those are way too wide for your head fine what do we got up here look for things to mark i've i have them all already oh there's one out there yup see all right so we i think we just have to choose which way we're gonna go let you oh no i'm doing the reach the memorial squared mission that this guy just gave us okay are you ready yeah i'm let's move yeah you're all crafted up all right you think you can make this jump powder i did but for some reason i felt excuse me that's that's classic power no no but like honestly excuse me what happened why did i what happened to me i got you it's fine you're not fast like the others there's a zombie right behind you why did i delay my death that was weird what the f where's going on i'm telling you i tried to climb up and i couldn't okay we climbing back up let's climb back up yeah i can't stand on this car come on okay from here we can go this way yep oh we gotta we got a little hovel here i wonder what's inside um do you want to explore it yeah i'm looking to explore it let's go it looks like we're both having the same problem of how do you just go down i i have the whole tutorial i was like how what button let's go oh these are gamers this is one of those pre-war buildings with four floors and no rooms nothing down here [Laughter] oh wait i can open this oh yeah we get guns in the police car i got your back couple's dead's coming this big just watch my back oh dude asus republic of gamers what there's a howler over here yeah up here why did my okay why did my stamina just drop to zero what did i do wrong what happened my stamina bar was at like 60 and it just went to zero fine power stop saying that why because i don't i've watched the show if you saw two episodes it's all you need to know okay so from here where do you want to this way half of our uv our our like life is gone i know we're not supposed to be doing what we're doing okay we're supposed to have been sleeping this is where we started what no it's not yes it is no it's not what no way no way this is impossible it's impossible how is it impossible they don't have a bed where can we how do we skip time i can't believe it i can't believe it man i really can't how did we do that okay this we need to find okay i'm taking the reins all right you're my leader what do i do mark on your map the bed over here the bed over here is the the green bed that's over here in the middle if you hit go to your map mark this no green bed no we're going to do the history lesson shut up i'm going i'm taking that we're not i'm telling you the game has told us over and over again not to play the game when it's night time i'm taking the reigns right now can you keep up i think so oh look at this we actually can open this can we no what bait quest box you see down there do you see the marker that's where we're going don't play this game at 3am no don't that's not something we can mark there's a lot of zombies down there oh what's the plan electrical station all right the plan is we're gonna go uh well we have to go that way so should we jump in the x yeah all right you go first oh all right i'm gonna show you how a pro does it way too far i'm fine we got it that's a howler we gotta go we do actually have to go come on powder you got this you're gonna keep doing that we got uv light and everything there's another and there's a howler take out your sniper rifle take the shot how do i throw a device you gotta you gotta find something to throw i'm pretty sure i mean i'm okay anybody screaming oh shit we got zeds somebody actually just screamed help me marina did you ever play mission makers for n64 what i mentioned like there's a game that you would have not it's very good all right so this person's you're going on the roof they're on the roof oh you're you're okay you're trying to help the person i mean we might as well do missions and shit there's two howlers down here dude just walk by them how do you blow that up oh shit go you had to press x oh no i'm gonna die again dude i'm not kidding survivor has turned did you turn no did i no that must be you it's not me it's not me oh the person we were trying to save maybe oh okay come on powder silko's goons are coming stop saying that stay on mission down here we got a question no i didn't want to grab this brick building come on to the uv light up here [Applause] go go go go go oh no oh god go go to the light i'm at the monument at the light right how breathe it in quick okay there is much more to it than meets the eye you're getting burned [Applause] they can't take the heat and they shouldn't skin iron nice okay we got it objective updated investigate the square use your game revision yeah we have to investigate this area here all players required to investigate this plaque that's kind of gonna get annoying what did that say something detected there's a plaque here a lot of names on it people died yeah so this game sucks bro it no it doesn't i'm really enjoying it it actually is pretty good i think the multiplayer connection is a little weird but that's not is it it looks okay for me are you having like lag issues it like desyncs and it looks a little weird but it's just making it more fun to be honest okay so now investigate the square this is what there's a more stuff we have to press yeah use your thing right okay the thing right next to it this is one of those lock containers somewhere over here yeah we like both need to investigate the same thing yeah come okay wait didn't we do that no we didn't apparently not this one hold f and then press f and then press f again what happened here what happened in the last 10 years of pc games where they changed e to f have you noticed that they changed the e to f and they made you have to hold it um what happened i'm gonna blame sean murray and no man's sky and all of his lies the armies started shooting at people but panic broke out is that supposed to be in this cutscene we're killing it they are light the candle embrace the light young man light the candle i don't think this person's supposed to be in the cutscene i think they just accidentally got through the barrier all players required no container man imagine playing with like 16 people taking people's guns hard this is an actual flop this is not a flop why are you guys saying flop okay so now we gotta go back to where we going now what's this uh forsaken store in front of us you see that yeah i do wait the beep beep the um box detected box detected are you getting that over here uh no i'm not getting a box detected it's like container detected there's a one of those um g gr what is it the inhibitors yeah i know you can use our key on something here when you're close to one of those locked chests it goes like this yeah it goes box detected i don't know i don't see anything i don't know where it is it's you have to use your gamer sense i'm gamer sensing as hard as i can i mean maybe it's in the forsaken store it might be like if you want you want to go to the forsaken store that's right bottom left icon oh shit okay it tells you how close you are oh it does oh we're playing hot and cold yes when we walk we walk towards the story actually probably stealth this part okay i don't want to learn his ads there's one behind you i opened i i opened up a trunk you're gonna attack me oh shit okay well it didn't work embrace the light we're going to get a redo fine i got a decoy i don't have a web how do you get a weapon what when did i have this i've had this the whole time it's always g it's not g all right we have to open this crate [Applause] there's one guy here we don't have to worry about this i'm getting park work standing still middle mouse okay hold on hold on i'm gonna throw the thing you ready wait hold on i have a skill point i stood there i survived the night air kick i'm getting air kick i'm a bit of an air kicker we're killing him he missed yeah i want to break my weapon it's daytime see we survived the night we're good would you get extra exp yeah cool okay so let's go find the thing all right get so we don't get okay okay find the thing what is that it's my noisemaker i'll find the thing all right go go go go it's uh this way container nearby nine meters away there's so many people here they're not people anymore where is it wait it's not like in one of these cars or something get on top of this yeah it's over here a little bit further this way and then jump onto the sign and then we go that way what happened what are you doing i'm killing dead remember me what is going on over there remember me why do you have an infinite supply of these things what watch out somebody on the roof somebody got sick oh it's like who's the fuck throwing all those this is just we're making a skate video this is what a skate video would be like in this period here are you are you just filming me yeah all right it's it's over here oh shit oh you get that bro you get that on camera i did i'm uploading that to z tube zed tube all right it's definitely i don't know where it is but like we keep getting closer fuck you where is it 15 13 12 10 meters i found some shrooms up here 10 9 7 6 5 4 3. it's like on top of me somewhere right here help me help me wish you bombs i i might have thrown them all it's like where is it it's right there somewhere it's gotta be in the car oh it's in the subway station okay we're going under let's go make sure you press you turn on your flashlight still take down i choked them out take we gotta pick this stuff up i need to make some more heals oh it's right here yep nice so what's in it any good defibrillator why is that guy burning to death in the subway oh nice we need these things this thing actually we have to collect these two yeah that's what your max stamina increases hey hold on let me heal you you're taking a lot of damage out there gas can actually we should i mean let me uh the craft a little bit here this game is fun i need honey i can give you some honey stop regenerates a substantial part of your immunity [Laughter] huh what are you doing when you like crouch and look down and move left and right your arms are just like i don't know i'm like really coming you're holding a weapon so it's probably not doing it oh i think you press x to put it away did you turn your uh fov up yeah all right let's get it let's get out of here i didn't want to throw up wait we got zed's are you gonna say that's every time we should scavenge down here yeah that's true that's a lot of stuff all right let's just clear out these dead i'm gonna say that every time we see a new room zombies we got fighters that is like the e3 party audio of all these single-player games by the way watch out walkers we got sets i just love how in every zombie show there they have to call them something different and they can't do what someone else has already done so they can't just be zombies they can't be walkers they have to be like i don't know you hear some weird ones are you throwing [Applause] got it got it i love the smell of human flesh i thought they weren't humans anymore huh they aren't big get off my buddy [Music] that's not what fire extinguishers do they don't light on fire whatever i hit a fire extinguisher and flames were coming out of it and it blew up its contents under pressure dude but there was literal flames here let me heal you up what is making this like i it's kind of annoying me i don't know it's gonna lie help me kill this guy no i'm scavenging oh we got some alcohol we're gonna party well there's three what oh god you keep them busy oh never mind i thought it was a bomb where are these people coming from i think they're using this bro like that we gotta go that reaction was like i'm about to crash i'm like about to crash my car like oh my god [Music] all right we've scavenged pretty much everything we can scavenge from down here i haven't i'm on low health are you no don't crush the mushrooms what am i doing these guys have honey on them oh that beeping that you're saying is so annoying is your immunity being critical i mean i just took everywhere in the dark oh well i just heard it i gotta i we gotta go we actually do have to go but we need to actually be careful because we're blowing health and shit i need some honey oh i do have iv heal how critical is your health uh very low i mean i keep healing you and i don't have any luck let me let me return the favor here okay um i'm getting all right thank you okay you're low on health stop doing that why is it doing that noise every five seconds okay where are we going i'm going uh where are we going okay wait hold on we need to go to the mission marker and find a place to sleep it's daytime why would we need to sleep because we're tired i'm not tired i can keep going all right so where's our marker currently we don't we don't have a quest we have one that we can do we have meat hakan oh that's the guy yeah where's that that's with over here we can go to that let's go we've already met him well we have to do more missions with him it's like gta i'm bored of him oh we got enforcers are they is that bad thing or a good thing ah they've got spears hey hold on hold on hold on come back here behind this bush guys can okay what's the plan here us we need their weapons i think we do need to go down okay you get behind one i get behind one let's see where where they're situated here we got this one facing us and then we've got one okay we got two not facing us i don't think we actually can it's not letting me know yes we can no i meant like the actual instant kill takedown this guy's full of fucking he has somebody knives knives coming out of his head oh my god i'm going to die look he's he's almost dead kill the guy on the ledge you should don't push him off because now we can't loot him he fell well we can go down there i'm going down and loot him dead man you're asking for it kill the guys up here that are trying to attack this guy they're not trying to attack me can't make anything into the pk oh easy get some get get some is what he said he had shoes on him he didn't have a weapon on him he only had shoes and nick this guy's trying to dodge my attack so much that he's what the fuck loot that guy too please he didn't die he's still not the fuck dude what the fuck stop dodging this is this guy's i need healing oh my fucking god okay well what is my character doing you pushed this one off too i was trying to throw knives at him and he killed himself does he see if he has anything on him oh he is obviously holy shit he's got a spear oh my goodness it's a throwing spear an opportunity weapon where is that i didn't get one oh come up here there's a throwing spear on this guy he's not using it anymore oh shit this is awesome okay are you i gotta heal first i'm up here i i also i really i have no healing we have to find honey and stuff okay keep your spear out because we need to use it i crafted it i dropped it there's another spear up here i i have one already i think you can only hold one yeah all right let's go well hold up hold the hole you see that guy down there three wait hold on three yep two one action that was pretty sick i'm not gonna lie that was really cool let's go steal his stuff he's definitely dead he was just like he was trying to cover up the graffiti is that what he really was doing hey what the fuck oh oh medicine you had two heels on them yeah yeah we don't need to find honey we just need to kill enforcers i don't have that in my inventory i can heal you come over here oh no you're good oh no i'm good let's keep going here get their attention you didn't throw it far enough i don't think all right okay yeah that barely hurt this guy he's probably a special infection the explosion i mean like they're all they're all feeling pretty okay spears probably do so much damage is there a way to charge up a swing probably get it later yeah i don't think we can yet i think we got to do like the main quest i know we keep getting too distracted we really do oh there's no spear here what's the guy doing yeah all right let's go please okay this is like the starting area we were in we said this game reminds me of a video game yeah we're gonna go speak to hakan all right on that point wait oh yeah i think we have combat points i have one i don't perfect dodge you have the xp bonus oh i like that i'm gonna do air kick are you serious are you looking at hold on crouch you hear these guys talking kind of where are they they're just saying the same thing over and over again for me got a hammer let's get closer we got two yeah you can open there don't why would you kick it open what's taking so long what's with the horn [Music] i don't i don't know what you're talking about what's taking so long there was just a horn indicator on the screen like they were gonna go oh they're gonna rally the troops i mean these are like tough guys this guy's wearing camo uh lots of stuff over in the corner you can craft a new item ooh what is it i can't craft a what new item we got a question mark over here i can't craft any new items lying game wanna go to this question mark yeah i'm just getting loot man we got a blue over here all right what's this is it a rain let's go to this blue i kind of like how they just added random um like stranger quests like gta it's another bandit we gotta chase this guy it hurts so much oh it's just it is abandoned it is just a bandit quest why can't i pick it up what the fuck was that you feel like after they're lit i feel like i just got out with my life that was like my life flashed before my eyes oh holy shit oh my god dude we gotta get spider-man i can't climb that fast oh shit he's fucking i'm gonna cut him off he fell what he fell i fell i got him i got him i got him i got him oh shit i didn't get him i'm out of stamina he's still going i get him i got him going oh no i alerted the horde i didn't loot him yet i didn't i don't have any weapons do you want to have a weapon i got him i got him wait i don't need to loot it one two three four cycles your weapons inventory you can equip weapons you probably keep picking them up and not realizing okay oh germa powder come up here there are people every 10 feet why these people have like a bird house why are these guys wearing ski masks i don't they were both up here wearing ski masks tending to their beehives oh wait because they don't want to get stung in the face that makes sense hope those make sense all right we can actually oh yeah we got we got chamomile and honey that's what they're doing they're healing up okay oh you see this there's a police car down there a couple's heads on it no i didn't want to take the inhaler oh my god i probably needed to use that at some point important let me put this stuff on my bar okay i have two weapons okay i want to get in this police car there's so much shit up here though look at all this stuff there's so much stuff it's like shrooms there's uh beehives these guys had a little uh a little thing going on up here huh yeah okay they really figured this whole thing out i think there's gas in here they had an axe at a birdhouse how's the x you know it's a raggedy it's a ragged chopper you know what i'm talking about that's not bad 19 damage okay let's try the police car okay i'll distract him and you open it wait where's the police car right in front of us in the middle oh i see okay uh yeah i'm gonna distract him how come i couldn't kick that guy i tried to do my kick i'm lowering them away get in there yep i can do it i'm keeping them off you it's a lock pick it's a lock pick it's a lock kick i can't open it i have to do the lock pick i can't wait to kill these guys okay i got you that what what that was it that was the sound just watch my back they're all fighting me you have one person over there attacking you and watch my freaking back [Applause] keep them off me i can do that you handle the car go and do my work madison i almost got it there's a snake in here get it oh hold on all right we're in the clear oh oh leather leather leather yeah i don't know if we're being gate capped we can't find guns and cop cars hey what's this place we're getting distracted every five seconds yeah it's it's the terminal the main tournament oh my god okay are we about to do the first story mission of the game oh you went to hacan he's the other way let's go we've been going the wrong direction no we're fine we got we got a little distracted we got a whole bunch of honey we got a whole bunch of heels like we're equipped we know how the game works like it's all smooth sailing from here no more distractions we're running it's parkour here to sunday i hear people talk and ignore them but they're funny npcs we can go kill somebody's blowing their horns see adhd should be illegal okay i discovered the dark hollows there's a tank down there a tank yeah look oh we can really use that thing if we can get like wait is that an omega zed it looks like a megazine is that big bertha there's explosives down there what should we do this is just like that one scene in that one show like the tyrant is down there i gotta i got a molotov you just throw it over there you completely missed you're supposed to be the gamer i've got i didn't know how far they throw here we go all right it's going to blow up the oh the propane tank is still not blowing up yikes there it goes there it goes chain reaction oh whoa dude nice wait that guy's flying here there's another one another one i'm not sure if we heard that when we heard him or not okay so they're called they're climbing all right they're our climbers i'm frozen what do we do all right let's go back i don't think we can do that right now i think we can i think you're giving up it's a tyrant down there we don't have a we don't have a gun or anything there's more explosives all right go for it ready oh my god ready wait i'm not ready i'm not all right i'm i'm waiting when do you think you'll be ready i'm just i'm curious okay i'm curiosity i'm going i'm going all right going our attacks cannot be blocked all right what was what was here something in the tank holy shit okay what is it open it up dude they're all coming for me see if you can get it i'm hurting the back of the tank i don't see anything at the back of the tank there's like a lever you can pull all right actually you distract him are you talking about the spear there's a lever here god dammit at the back of the tank right at the very back at the bottom of the tank there's like a lever i'm gonna die you all right all right just run away run away let's get out i keep pressing e to use and i keep kicking things just rebind it can i craft like a bomb or something i'm gonna craft some knives let's leave them i wanna i mean we already did we committed to this bullshit is nobody here are you kidding me i think i can get it oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god i'm gonna get it what is it rations not the hard lock oh no don't do it hard luck all right help me just protect me where did the timer go i don't know how do i throw this ignite it i can't ignite it why not you have to hold x all right watch out i think we can just clear it let's clear it up i'm clearing the tyrant left yeah that's good for us all right i think there's only these two left right are you breathing in chemicals somewhere oh this one's along as well all right this is perfect loot everything don't read this comment germa what you oh man this is actually cool i'm breaking all my lock breaks everybody said press c when you land to break your fall i can't i can't do this oh shit how many i i think i have one i have one left where okay where where would you see the most uh the most non-resistance i i didn't see anything did you do the the ambulance holy shit what the hell yeah are we just like not good enough to do very hard yet i'm not getting anything oh my god i got it holy shit i got it what a gamer it was all the way to the right dust filter solid shoes and rations a bolted bludgeon 28 damage yeah i feel like we're being gate kept from guns you don't find it in like the armored carrier like come on man can you say there was another thing to open this one here too all right let me see if i can get this ah i am trust me when i say this i'm the lockpick guy from now on i trust you please play sam and max vr well i put vr in the box and it's in the closet now so it's not gonna happen i do own the game though so eventually you'll see it okay can we like get in here there's a random uh person over there hey can we make it to this main quest right up here meet hacan yeah let's okay it's it's that's enough we've been playing for an hour and a half and i know we're having a lot of fun this is actually a really good time but we gotta we can't just not do the whole game we're having a good time but we need to like put it to an end right now and like talk to this main quest guy yeah i can't you're a better climber than one crazy girl i used to know yeah she was something i've ever played castlevania symphony then i climbed the tallest building right i feel like i lived it you know i just like you playing the games kind of boring that might be did you play vampire survivors no you shouldn't that's a stir game i think we talked about it yeah that's a stir again i kept reading on the reddit that it's like a ripoff of magical survivors so on the plane trip out he was like i'm gonna like download magical survivors and like see what what the what it was based on and support the original and shit's not on ios not a big one is it actually really fast it's like android online you can find some interesting stuff on them but i wonder why that one didn't take off now it's not the best time for this head for the tunnels all right tunnels oh dude the tunnel troll here we go oh wait we're tunnel trolling get to the station through the metros wait is there like hold on make sure that we can i don't want to just leave here without something we can do or craft some items well that's the objective okay so i'm just making sure wait which one is the objective oh down down here 20 meters all right it's nighttime by the way so this is where it gets a little hairy [Music] it was in the military truck i got the good loot oh what we have to pick this lock yeah so clear those heads dude you're the one with the big two-hander i'm hitting them that was actually pretty cool why did i just do the thing from god of war i threw uh i just recalled mcgillner hey you're the lockpick guy let's go that's me zeds are coming something exploded don't know why i want i want these guys dead forever even considering fighting he had sickies all right let's go before we get shit oh my god i grabbed how do i help i don't i don't i don't know how to do it i'm honest running out of stamina work oh shit okay i grabbed it i'm fine all right ooh pills aspirin oh build here cigarettes hey where are the rifles where's the shotguns my trap telling me there are no guns in the future there are no guns in the game good they said there's like two make these gamers have to fucking actually play the game they kind of spoiled it you know i would have talked about it for like six more hours but oh we want guns now the gamers actually have to fucking play the game and not just like shoot stuff [Music] oh shit gary it was a fucking cockroach did this not how you would crawl through this you are deliberately putting your ass in my face deliberately i'm a spider let me go in front of you just you can see with this this is not how somebody crossed the reveal i've been waiting years for you to say that look at this okay you wouldn't even fit doing wait watch out watch out you get the one on the left all right you have to give one community sub every time you say that from now on say what oh zed look out oh shit i owe 100 community subs to my chat i hope i can do it you didn't do the one on the left my credit card got declined like five times last time i hope i can do it this time okay i need a weapon do you have any extras i i do i don't know if i can drop them oh i can oh uh i gotta take rooms i dropped a slicer for you that didn't do anything my immunity's still low it adds like a minute it doesn't add like a full timer okay let's go we gotta hurry only adds like 30 seconds okay we gotta speed run this zeds are coming this one i'm in the tunnel okay now watch out for the infected there might be a few or a few dozen you really are playing chivalry at this point now why it looks like you're play fighting like you don't actually want to swing that up you're just watching did i give you my weapon so you can watch all right take some more mushrooms we actually do have to go you're right run there's mushrooms right here watch out infected don't alert them you can just crawl through did you do the tutorial man oh watch out oh they were going to see me it was fate oh you said it now you owe me a hundred gifts for the community all right this is the lock door hey you're locked up guy can you please do it i got you if you're actually going to protect me i will i'm okay shut the door oh there's a container in here somewhere they just punched me through the door 48 meters somewhere it's definitely in here somewhere cool our immunity is getting even lower yeah i'm stealthing we're close though it's fine what was that okay that's like a dog tunnel at one of those dog shows what's the point of this you just went through like the air duct that's an air duct for the air to travel through this you see why why did you what's the point of having it here air is not going to circulate unless you make this tube 48 all right let's get to this metro station we lost it we lost the center what i don't know what we're doing here we had a beep beep and we lost the scent oh there was a bp back there it was you want to go back we only have two minutes it's too late there's a whole bunch of shrooms down here like every 10 steps there's a shrimp you want to go back no i want to do the main quest objective okay fine i don't want to get distracted all right what was that that's the sound i make when i swing my two-hander there are shrooms everywhere you're right all right let's hide from this guy you know what how does he know oh your head was sticking out i blasted him we gotta okay just run forward oh he had vodka and decoys decoys on that guy let's go and cigarettes and yep yeah good i got to the flare look around technical tunnel to the mainstream here finally a new depth i'll shut them up while you get inside you put a mask on i think i'm standing in the light no you you put a mask on your character i did yeah oh cool that's really cool yeah i really like i really like that here you're the door guy i mean i'm the walk pick guy not the door guy oh can you hold the door for me oh shit watch out we got a spitter oh look at this guy spitting fucking snot out of his nose oh it's coming out oh shit what do i do okay skip skip skip run forward and hit it with a hammer okay well he oh it's a medium lock pick i got it [Music] yeah killing him took less time than the phone call did he have anything on him trophy uh he had a special zombie infected trophy he was like congratulations on killing one of my rare species here's a an award a power watch out yeah you're going to stay behind me for this are you doing like a i'm like a gremlin routine that's like the i'm gonna go down and i'm gonna act like a gremlin to make people laugh at the party how often do you play gremlin i don't know have i ever seen somebody do the thing that i just referenced i don't think so i don't think i've seen that i don't think gremlin is a game a lot of kids play why am i why am i imagining a fake scenario where like somebody's drunk at a party and they go on all fours and they're like i'm the gremlin and like running around yeah i feel like that's probably happened i mean anything that can happen has happened then yeah then they like jump into the pool you know what i mean like it's me gremlin guy and then they jump in the pool i think you're thinking of your sims play through again [Laughter] i'm on the platform oh we're getting some golden coins so these kind of like hitman you just throw them to distract people i i guess are you sure this is something you did yourself hitman vr should i play no really i thought you would have been like oh god yes yeah uh it's okay let me let me explain hitman vr to you so io interactive phenomenal company like seriously like what what a great they what a story right oh the ioverse they bought back their rights to their game they made fucking incredible hitman games one two and three absolutely like masterpieces of games it was so much fun they decided to make a psvr version of hitman oh is only psbr was psvr exclusive and when what they did is like a year later because you had to play with the controller in your hand with the vr headset on a year later they decided to port the psvr version to like all the other headsets and it's really weird how it controls it it's okay imagine they took the controller they cut the controller in half and you hold the contact the ps4 controller in two hands it's kind of it's weird is it worth doing i think it's fun and it's hilarious the shit that i do here's the choice i still haven't played half-life alex do i play what are you doing do not even make that yo that's uh you always make the choice for you yeah or wii sports you've never watched three sports never played wii sports so like it's either half-life alex wii sports or hitman vr oh fuck the super bowl is today it is oh well you're gonna watch no i'm hoping the packers win uh half-life alex wii sports or hitman vr i'd say wii sports because i'm really trying and that's a legendary classic video game okay i don't have a weekly i feel like i've been hyping alex up to you for like a year straight now and you're going to play it and be like that sucked and you managed to someone was hyping it to me not that like a like a week ago as well where did you there are people here that are probably wanting to watch this but like to even get even a sniff of what the story is and we have to both apologize i can recap it i don't have to apologize if you apologize to your chat you give them power they feed off of that but anyways play half-life alex it's there's a couple of sequences in half-life alex that we're just like well this is what vr is supposed to be okay wait are we just leaving here i think so that was it okay oh it's the enforcers oh shit speaking of half-life alex but this is this half-life 2 opening scene right now well you forgot to go but can't we all agree that like red faction 1 is better than half-life okay you i don't i don't think you're going to be like allowed to be on the internet anymore after saying that i want to make it really clear i have nothing to do with this person i don't really know them that well i don't have friends and kind of i don't really know them that well though have you played red faction yes okay well you're going to tell me red faction is not a good game i mean i i don't remember playing i was a long time ago okay because it's basically half-life one made two years later well everybody can have opinions and you know we can respect your opinion but disagree with you i don't i don't think anyone's respecting my opinion we can disagree with that opinion we all have opinions we can you know just settle down driving so much chat engagement okay we can either leave or explore yeah i i i wanna we got janitors like oh we're in the metro wait are we in the metro are we are we in the metro i don't think there's much we can do here there's a door over there and then there's a door that has a quest of marker on it over there yeah okay let's go to the quest marker we're gonna distract it i'm walking i will say that when i got to the boat section of half-life 2 i almost threw up every time i tried to play it okay but did you ever throw up during playing red factions upside down you must help us otherwise there will be a rebellion that's surprising but i also have to be fair to the game as well that's back before anyone knew what fov even was back in like 2006 2007 like fov people didn't even fucking care nobody even knew what it was like that was like a gamer enthusiast like you know only a few people really even knew it or kind of reminded like the olden days where every single video total biscuit had to explain what fps was no yeah like i mean it was not like common knowledge back in like 2005 2006 like fov was something that nobody really even thought really thought that much about yeah so there's that slider in the in the video menu that it starts at 75 and goes up to 90 right i never touched it so during the boat missions it was 75 fov and i'm sitting like a foot away two feet away from my screen and i'm just like why the fuck i'm sick oh i remember having to lie down on my back on the floor i was in the middle of the boat mission and i seriously had to get up hit escape lie down on my back and lie there for like a minute or two but i really wanted to experience the game so that i got up eventually after i was not nauseous and did it again for like another five minutes felt like i was gonna puke again lied on my back on the ground i had to do that for like 40 minutes to get through that boat section okay but how do you feel about the hour-long non-skippable in character cut scene that's like but all right but they like pioneered that shit back up okay near do you happen to like stand still you don't have to understand something stir weren't you saying earlier you like games that let you go fast yeah but you're saying i'm like going fast back before before that it used to be you had like eight final fantasy cds because there were fucking four cds full of fmv full motion video rendered cutscenes on them like when they came up with that idea to not have like rendered cutscenes that was a huge deal having it in the game it wasn't just like a cut scene that you had to watch but i think just because you can doesn't mean you should well i'm stuck on this i can sell all your valuables i actually think i have a lot of money i'm going to sell some stuff yeah the like cut scene that is not you know there's no loading screen go to the cut scene i was like there's classes in this game these weapons actually look pretty good this guy's selling joggers for a brawler class i think i want this axe was that a bad idea did i just mess up i sold everything i think selling all the valuables are all like things that don't matter okay i hope so holy shit there's grenades ooh they might be all right we should probably get i know they have like the grappling hook again now can't you upgrade and like craft your gear i think so right i'm gonna buy a few of these yeah i'm buying a grenade yeah buy a couple grenades i think we can utilize them pretty well we got the crap we got the craft master over here oh you get blueprints there's mines and shock arrows for my arrow what do you see uh the other merchant over here oh that was truly a pleasure reinforces your weapon is your voice higher today you sound like a balloon what are you talking about i sound like a balloon up what is it what do you mean a balloon your voice is a little higher you voiced a little bit harder you mean hold on i don't have my effects thing on do i yeah you've actually like the whole time you've been talking you've actually been talking like this it's been really weird and i didn't want i thought you were doing like a new thing oh wait wait wait wait wait wait how do i sound should we both just do this and see what people say just continue the stream the whole time it's a little bit higher and every hour that goes by we get a little bit higher and then when we get too highly on the stream [Laughter] okay we have to have a base level though that's just high enough that's like one notch over okay so how do i sound with one notch over is it is it kind of weird but you can't really tell are you doing it now i'm doing it right now i can't tell at all i think i got used to it hold on what about this one i can't tell what about now is it different very slightly i think i heard there okay so how about now now it's is it too noticeable now extremely noticeable all right how about now is it is the sound is it like okay that sounds like something might be wrong with your mic but like kind of normal all right you do now you do one notch on pitch we both have the same product are you doing gender or pitch i did pitch okay this is that's one notch gender i can't i don't hear anything two oh you can start to hear it it sounds like something wrong with your mic yeah and then you go a little yeah this one okay this one i have to go pretty far and then it's weird is that your gender which one that jet i'm doing pitch now this is one notch okay yeah this is just one notch and i can kind of hear it yeah okay that i'm on one notch as well all right let's go once we get to a certain point though then we're you know we gotta go okay i i'm gonna upgrade yeah you can get like shock tips for your weapon here you can get you know we can get some crafts for our uh you got to buy those so you can upgrade your weapons yeah all right i think i got what i need i'm gonna buy a couple hold on what's this i have a lot of heels i got eight heels i think we're good all right you went up higher i didn't go up higher yes you did you went up higher i just got popping a little bit no you went up higher you went like i didn't go up higher this was the same what are you talking about just went higher i was just talking different i didn't change the slider yes you just did i heard it what do you mean you heard it you aaron what are you talking about can i get an errand from you aaron no there you go okay all right let's fucking play the game please let's fly i came here i mean the titans are coming no that's that's like chipmunk you know it's not it's yeah yeah it's like air not like you just lost us like 3 000 viewers thanks a lot let's go you're the one that like started this whole thing thanks thanks a lot thanks a lot you lost just like 3k viewers thank you okay yeah i'm it negative what did they want from you wait wait i want to ask what they what did they want from me they asked me to help you said he might let me through to the center if i had okay we're caught up completely unwatchable stream aaron fuck up fuck you dude all right find the brass knuckle thief find hubert kerbatos let's find him oh you went the wrong way pretty sure hubert i'm sorry that i said you sound like a balloon it made you lose a thousand viewers well time that person off for five minutes and that'll do it how dare you do that to our stream i take my stream very seriously i i still haven't figured this out i still haven't figured out how to climb up oh this guy's got a book for some reason we've not figured this out what like how to like properly like climb without losing all your stamina oh you just climb up i think the more you press like if you mash spacebar it's just like oh it's just drain okay it sucks it out of you yeah what is this book going on here i don't know i was by the campfire is this life is strange i know you're cycling through your secondaries to see if you have a grenade i'm not i'm sitting down i can't do anything that's what i was doing oh no i'm sitting down and just taking in the environment that do anything no there's like right here there's actually like a sit spot oh no i see what's going on yeah all these guys got to the boat level in uh in half-life 2. i see i get it i mean i have a dream yeah life is strange let's go i'm just kind of chilling by about some time being a teen all right are you ready yeah oh it's is it okay he almost okay he was yeah i thought he was going through a grenade i thought he was going to throw a grenade at them all right come on let's go sir stop i didn't even see it i didn't even look i didn't i thought that okay it didn't even look didn't even get it on camera okay [Music] no nothing scraps i killed her for a box of scraps oh scraps unlock faction structures and activate a safe zone yeah i have no more grenades okay uh [Music] let's just go do this wait there's something going on here oh they're bandits that's not okay they needed to fix that that doesn't make any sense i'm sending an air support that doesn't make any sense like how would that even make any sense i can't even climb that explosion he's going to get away wait there was oh oh that's what you meant by banded band-aid and it oh we got it can we go to the quest i want to earn like a new parkour skill fine it's up here it's like straight up oh my god it is this seems pretty fucked up what did you get on top of that explain how microwaves work to germa who literally who knows how they work wait wait wait wait wait i have a question for you don't listen to any of these jokers any of these any of these idiots listen to me these morons okay i have to make it very clear we gotta get a baseline here so when you microwave food you don't own a microwave you don't own a microwave i don't why do you not own a microwave because uh gordon ramsay would be really disappointed in me if i did so you have one you can when you can put something in the oven why not put it in the oven it takes like two hours it takes like an hour how do we climb what the fuck is going on oh the sonic of the hedgehog shit is going on right now okay well anyways you've used a microphone [Laughter] your microwave oven when you do that yeah i do that yes when you okay you put it in let's say you put in like popcorn or whatever someone's sneaking up on me oh it's behind you okay let's just theoretically say that i'm making my own popcorn in my microwave that i own sure you put it and it goes for like a minute yeah and you hear right when it gets to zero and you open it does that like would you put like putting your hand in there like right when it hit zero don't you isn't it like kind of weird like that isn't that like an odd thing that like there was just radiation in there zero open oh that's my popcorn like isn't that kind of weird i i've never thought about it but you know what that is kind of weird like really think about that for just a second like the fact that like you there there may be like residual waves in there does it just go away i mean i'm pretty sure if the microwave was on your hand could be in it for like a second before like you would even microwaves and not radiation yeah but it's like it's like radio waves got it no one will be here maybe in an hour that's not how it works these days they just grow up trusting technology because they didn't live through that like all the shit that we did but i'm just telling you the radio what the the announcement of the aliens what was that the war of the world they like they didn't have that so they just trust stuff and we know to like to filter through and find what's real right you're the news most news these days is fake honestly and okay is it weird that there's a concept of the is the microwave a weird appliance i want to buy something the fridge is like a fridge it is cold in here an oven heats up with gas and heat right a microwave like zapped with fucking micro radio waves your food until it's like nuclear it's kind of weird it's kind of a weird appliance appointment with another customer that's why i don't own one and you were judging me for not having one we gotta go all the way to the top and then you're going to jump off and i'm going to laugh at it okay that's that's the end of the conversation he's running away wait who's running away i see him what is what is we have one minute and 15 seconds to go this way so we gotta go up where did you go we're going up what happened it was a timer in front of me it said one minute 15 on a marker all the way across the map oh there is what wait what i'm not crazy right am i crazy there's a red circle pointing me up here all players require what oh you gotta come help me how do you think your wi-fi router works i don't know that's fucking weird too you know that's weird we can communicate like with nothing and no wires dude just fell off what are you doing where am i why am i on the top of a construction site what happened i fast traveled you i i didn't real i got 10 seconds to okay anyways oh yeah we failed anyways let's let's we're going to pull back a little fuck hey i'm not saying that there's something wrong with like radio waves i'm not saying that like your phone and wireless signals are weird i'm just saying it's kind of odd right now like that we have this technology but we can be able to do stuff without wires and cords and stuff he's running away okay we gotta go sounds like you'll be all right so how do we get down here safely so what you're saying is you also similar to me do not trust 5g [Music] no i don't care look you want to have this conversation here we go [Music] when is it going to be enough how many what is when is it when is it going to be enough for you to sit on the toilet and go on twitter how many g's do we need when is it gonna be enough are you saying like we already have enough g's we need what do we need like 8g i mean has your phone ever disconnected before and you were like i don't think i can go on living 10 g [Music] what is a g it's a gigabit band of wireless information i just said a few words that i thought sounded good it sounded [Music] am i there he's not here he's not here that little weasel must be hiding look around he's climbing see the gre building he's climbing to the roof he's climbing up this we failed the mission no i got here but you climbed up this we gotta climb this hey man hey yeah we gotta climb up this how are we supposed to do that i can fucking grab something you're you're like oh my okay i thought you were gonna fall through that looks so funny nice good job okay we gotta climb i'm not like anti-5g i'm just saying it's crazy that we have this technology who gave the aliens gave it to us all right i'm going fall on you wanna hear what i really think i do okay like in real time i was gonna hold that longer but i feel like that would hurt it was really loud was it loud it was yeah oh my god it wasn't supposed to be well you know [Music] i'm dying now is this guy's name tuber it's hubert oh i just heard hey tuber [Music] that's a restricted area uh yeah watch out will you get the glue onto something oh it's this way wait where where when you get close i think i just wait just find him right there's a door here he's right here you fucking is this you leave me alone is this youtuber is this tuber what are you doing tuber don't hurt why'd you run away then visible light has a higher frequency than microwaves i know i look i don't have a problem with microwave ovens i'm just saying like they kind of scare me a little you know what scares me and people always make fun of me for but magnets i'm terrified putting a magnet like anywhere near my computer so i don't want any magazine no okay strange they have like metal cases for your computer and it's like oh you can put like this like magnet for your course there like magnet on your computer i'm like isn't it a magnet what happened with that shit yeah everyone's saying fair fair you're afraid of magnets and and i and i like don't like microwaves kind of freak me out but like you're afraid of magnets but people are people are saying true fair fair that's true true true i don't like because okay we were at pax east once and this guy was like hey promoting my game i think it was like starbound or something like that here we got like magnets for it i was like dude i don't want your fucking gamer magnet i want that anywhere near my computer and he was like really weirded out i don't want that near my computer yeah i can't believe you're getting true did not and okay this is you're getting true true oh yeah true well i'm not afraid my computer is accidentally going to go in a microwave i i think they're both valid opinions to have even though okay you're not afraid of magnets you just don't want them near your computer right in my head yes or your head like okay mess with your brain waves if you were to take a a magnet and put it and put it next to your head would you do that i have to figure out what your level of fear is you know what i don't think i would this sounds really weird like if it was a really strong magnet and you were just like you put this near your head like sometimes i sit on my phone and i'm like are my balls being cooked right now like i don't legitimately think they are but it kind of makes you think like why take the risk okay so i yeah so you you don't really like them you don't really you're not like you know you know you know you you know you know they work you know what they do but you don't you're not a big fan like of having them around right yeah i figure like why bother with magnets i feel like we don't need magnets there are detriments to magnets okay the the the true the people that are saying true are have you've lost them so anyone who's watching this stream right now take your cellul your cellular device let me make it don't do anything he said on it don't do anything he says don't do anything he ever said place it right underneath your crotch and just sit on your phone don't do anything he ever says this is a big disclaimer this is the i do not condone anything he tells you to do okay we need to go down there's a but i'm not afraid of microwaves i just they they're a little weird that's it that's the only argument wow help i i have to get down there too man how am i going to do that climb holy shit okay we're good oh help me why would it be r i really thought you'd let me die next time okay can you follow me yes watch out just follow me you know people are coming my chat sometimes and are still mad that i i dragged you through terraria too quickly what it's like an ongoing disappointment in some people's lives well because you like played terraria while i watched yeah i crafted like i crafted like a bow and arrow and and you beat the game for me yeah it was a good time it was a good i had a great time yeah that was fun people were mad about that yeah like he didn't get to enjoy it himself i did no it's great i played terry terraria a little bit um not with all the mods i had a great time that was a lot of fun i'm not i'm not buying it nice dude how does stamina work did you also not you couldn't do it hey let me know tell me if you think i did or didn't buy how loud my ernie laugh is i i can't do this okay we need to find another way up oh we got one of the i heard the inhibitor nearby thing we actually need to start doing that yeah 12 meters that's right it's right this way if you really did play terraria name the main character thomas terraria someone's screaming down here screaming someone's in danger hurry loot this lots of stuff to loot you're right fucking exalted let's go you're screaming i don't hear any screaming where do you hear screaming oh no i do outside shithole indeed keep going down i think the inhibitor might be in here somewhere yeah it's definitely in here somewhere i'm using gamer vision where did you go i'm still in the house looking around oh there's a we can climb up here clean up yeah i found it oh shit yep okay i do it who's running around up here i don't know someone had neighbors huge footsteps oh game there's the gamer up here oh gamers oh it's these two we're making all that noise bitch i'm looking for a woman named maya [Laughter] hey what's so funny maya ain't a grown-up she's just a plain old girl what you were the one trying to sell a pk weapon to hubert yeah but the jerk didn't want it got all freaked out and chased me away okay she is what's she holding she'll think a grenade i need that yeah it's a grenade what's very important yeah you expect me to just hand that brass who's he what's it over the who's he what's it's wrong oh it's powder stop it i have to i just scolded you like we were on a road trip and you're like one of my kids in the car and i'm sick of how like loud you're being stop it stop it enough okay okay so uh report to ator we need to get that uh i got a point did you get a point uh no you should have i mean i i i got to do the stamina point yeah i don't know what to put it in stamina or health i did stamina i don't know damn it's probably more important are you a tanker are you a bruiser i'm going to stand i just feel like you really need that healthy look at the health bar so tiny though just don't get hit okay we gotta we gotta go do um yeah oh you wanna water by the way have you had some cool get your ass to wait or with him oh no will you tell them to stop sitting on their phones are they doing it i don't know but like i do you you tell people to stop doing the thing you said do they want to have kids stop tell them to stop guys come on stop if you want to have kids stop but you really shouldn't there's enough people in the world hey uh there's an airdrop over there military airdrop we should go do that there might be like a gun there let's do it we should do it we did two main story missions we're good okay let's go up on that roof across the way here i'm killing them all falling i'm actually murdering i'll get these shrooms why is it all green is this green where's this coming from chemicals poison are we poisoned right now we gotta go we're gonna get our immunity the whole shroom thing yep yep yep yep yep yep yep you were gonna you're about to ask me like a thing oh right uh okay you would have scored this game one out of a thousand uh how what would you give it are we doing like yu-gi-oh numbers for scores well just imagine like it's like an experience points you can put in and getting to 1 000 points levels you up to a one out of ten i'm more confused now so so is it a score out of ten thousand no i mean like do you want to put enough experience points in the games to be like yeah i'm gonna give this a rating um there's parts of it that i feel like dying light one did better but overall it's a good game i i could give it like a 9 000 okay like an 8 000 before i you know we haven't even seen grappling hooks or so you you need to take a long time to level up honestly so wait a minute so you have a 800 points out of a thousand into being ready to review the game is that correct oh you're saying like how how leveled up is my review yes not the score of the review no like you you need a thousand experience points like in the game like how much exp do you have right now um 800 no no no no no i would say i have like 200 if we dropped it down to easy then i would get like a journalist bonus of like 500. oh okay i can feel you what are we what are we doing here i'm just looking at the i'm just looking at the chat and that people just like have no idea what's fucking happening i barely know what's happening and you're talking to me nutcase now i get what you're saying the experience bar on are you ready to review this game or not it's like a 200 out of a thousand right now and you're not getting anything you are not gonna play like the 500 hours that it takes to beat this game yeah so like what what's my cutoff that's for you to decide whatever you when you whenever you're i'm like i'm like a 200 right now this area is weird we have to go up this way i think this is the ubisoft climb climb upper and there's a bunch this stuff up there though i don't see anybody outside here oh my immunity i'm getting whip oh this is actually really bad yeah remember that's the kind of conversation you have after huffing fumes and i've been huffing what's wrong oh uh we i think we've kind of run out of time here i have shroomies it looks like from here hold on yeah we're trying to get to the top of this building what about on this side there's a that platform right here on top of me how do we get to that one i'm kind of worried that maybe we don't have like uh an ability for it oh my god the metroidvania yet i think there's a way to get over here yeah there is come to me fucking jesus oh i actually almost shit my pants i'm serious i just almost jumped off the floor that's right i'm not crazy yeah but like now from here we can keep going just keep going this we fully wrapped around okay we go up here there we go nice okay we're going up to the top all the way to the there should be a a cache up here not this way oh we got to do some jumpies oh great it'll be worth it whatever's in here i have no more shrooms left we gotta go i've got shrooms if you really need them i collected the artifact the ancient artifact left behind by predecessors yeah uh you can hide under this table if you want there's a lot of them here i wonder if somebody chases you eventually oh oh oh oh my god what apparently you can walk on that you can oh that was crazy i can't believe you actually made that all right i'm fine i know your weight you're turning the camera back because you know you're like here goes you're gonna fall i just want to make sure my little bro's making it like it makes your powder's alright all right here we are okay right here whatever this is hey yeah are you about to turn man no i'm good i think i have immunity boosters military air drop military tech okay we got military tech is this an immune community booster you go to a craft master to upgrade your tools i need my tools okay so that's an immunity booster i think i'm gonna be here yeah all right so the immunity booster fills up your immunity bar completely okay the inhaler the purple inhaler where's the assassin's creed jump down is that the only thing that was up here like a zip line or a you would think there would be something like that here but apparently not what the fuck i thought you just turned into wall-e on my screen that was weird yeah okay do it um it really should be here we go there right here okay you ready you're doing oh my god you're doing it no this there's a uh assassin's creed thing right here okay go for it made it okay i'm critical are you actually you have do you have help uh yeah no we're good we gotta run yeah we actually do have to go all right to the marker or uh to uv light or any kind of light can't be out at night it's dangerous we're far away from that marker oh my fuck this giant is there fast travel i think there is oh we got we got squelchers [Applause] quick make a new meme [Music] oh shit the chase started we started the chase oh shit the chase started i want to see if you have what it takes to beat me uh top text the chase started bottom text oh no i'm gonna offer you fifty thousand dollars says you can't beat me in trivia trade request all right beasty here we go that's what i'm talking about you following me powder oh you're going oh she's such a misfit always ready to fight she's got a super beam and she's raising high if you believe you're strong so you know the whole song i don't know i heard like a minute of it okay ah okay uh can we like not sleep or like past time or we haven't really figured that out yet there's a couch you want to like chill on the couch i haven't laughing okay yeah we need to sleep i i can't believe you did not react to me doing the the vi theme song did you just pretend i wasn't doing that are those actually the words kind of i don't know all i know is oh the misery e e e e watch yourself no you don't no wow fake fan i'm not a fan so we don't actually sleep here yeah either i feel like there must be a button up like past the time i thought that was would be right right here can you not do that on multiplayer i don't know here we're going to survive the night and get the exp bonus how about that i i guess you can't current oh you can't sleep in all the safe houses only some report report to eor let's go this direction okay oh and the church little church like right here right like sunday mass right oh we've this is a point of interest yeah we shot that doesn't [Music] so now we i we can sleep here this is not no we're going to the other area i don't know if ever okay this is this is why the forces of evil fear the nephilim because they never rest what's your favorite lord of the rings movie um isn't there just one of the rings movie yeah lord of the rings mine's um mine's return to the king i like the part that peter that uh peter jackson wanted to remove was my favorite part of the whole movie and it's the one that he said is the least favorite thing he's ever done in cinema that's my favorite i don't which scene i don't know too much about lord of the rings honestly the ghost people the ghost shit people i don't remember a ghost ship well let me see if i can jog your memory what say you what say you the help no it was a ghost ship yeah this is like a spongebob reference no there was a a bunch of scenes where they were ghosts in like this tomb and they had to go to the tomb and get the uh the allegiance of the ghost people pirates of the caribbean no and the guy walks over and he's like oh you're best talking about ghost stories wanna find out and then they help them at that battle with the elephants and stuff what do you perceive the debt will be repaid you don't uh this happened in that movie right but but sorry i don't remember it was the gondor the ghost of gondor yeah and they came in on a ship they were in the movie for like 35 seconds never said she needs lavender for i believe you now that makes more sense metal scraps naira wants them lord of the gas lighting nobody even said that chase making perfume out of metal sounds absurd i mean i'm just trying to do quests and objectives here oh no i'm dead oh my legs hold on i'm gonna do some i gotta do some crafting you good i feel like if you own owed aragorn a death and peter jackson said that was the worst thing he's ever done he's like he's like i wish i fucking deleted that the whole fucking movie and i was like what i like that scene did you like it or did you like think it was funny no i actually liked it i i need a new topic i don't know what's going on right now i don't know what's real i don't know it's not real i owed aragon community subs i don't know why that's so funny to me did you guys both take a tab of acid before playing this no it's been a while since stir and i have like just played a game what we can't like we can't relax and have a good time talk about microwaving stuff you can't talk about magnets i'm not all caught up on the microwaving and the other stuff like this is new to me you guys probably hear it every single day but i didn't i didn't know the microwave lore promised there oh we were helping the guy from here doing a quest or something and now we're reporting back so we're completing the quest whatever it was that we did for him oh so look for eeyore what is inside right there just inside there is the sign up here okay i need all the character i need all the players here ming excuse me i'm here so so you're comfortable microwaving popcorn even though it kind of scares you you'll eat the popcorn i'm not afraid of microwaves they just are a little odd thick so wouldn't you just rather pop your popcorn on like the stove top it actually is it actually is kind of better that way anyways i i hear that get a nice little crisp to it but you do the thing that everybody accidentally does and you put way too much kernels in you think you're gonna have oh no that's not enough let me just tell you right now it's enough that first scoop is enough worried about me are you honestly you're kind of making me want to pop some popcorn outside yeah no you should but like i don't have a microwave you know old-fashioned i won't have to like worry about the radiation i love popcorn on the stove it's awesome but you end up doing way too much and then it just gets everywhere and you know we're gonna talk about we gotta talk to khan i just saw a ladder and i was like i'm gonna climb that you know what else is really good can you come over here i'm trying to get down i didn't think you were looking at me hater wants me to find lucas's mind only then will he help me get to the center have you ever toasted your own sunflower seeds so you buy just raw sunflower seeds shit take it out of the show and you just put it you gotta take them all out of the shell yourself no no just buy the ones that are out of the shell they sell raw untoasted you can do it yourself okay yeah okay i'm like a king i don't have time for that but you can control the amount of salt you put on and any other little things you want to add to it too i don't really add a lot of things you know i'm kind of like kind of basic just put a little salt on it it's good it's really easy too why i don't know because it's fun to do the new things it's fun to like experience our world why what do you mean why i mean why put salt on it why not just toast it oh um you could but if the flavor wouldn't it would be kind of we're going this way it'd be a little dope stir know that you grew sunflowers i think so do you hear about the sunflowers i know why would you know about that actually now that i think about it that's very weird it was like 10 feet tall it's huge huh and then you you toasted your own sunflowers i i gather from this tale no you didn't i didn't i grew sunflowers uh me and my girlfriend we put them into a container and we're going to plant we're going to pick out like our the ones we're going to plant them again next uh season why did i say it like that let's see i don't know wait so okay so we're not gonna eat them we're gonna replant them because here's thing about growing uh plants if you don't know stir i don't if you wanna grow let's say sunflowers you don't just plant one sunflower in the ground and go okay because it might not actually grow oh you don't you don't plant one okay i didn't know that i thought you just did one sunflower well but yeah and then you were like good and then like a whole field of them would grow no my point is if you want let's say you want like two or three sunflowers in the same area you have to plant like 15 in that kind of small zone and then you have to get rid of the stragglers it's called thinning it's actually really sad some of them are just not strong enough [Music] that this is sad it isn't no it is sad but what if you take the stragglers and you move them somewhere else yeah you could they get their own space you could but they might not go they might not keep going [Music] what is this this is a really weird first date who the fuck are you so it's in these microwaves so let me tell you something dude you put a magnet on your head why don't you sit on your cellular device it's called you have to thin out your sunflower seeds and it's it's sad i'm looking i can't plant them all on you sophie i do this guy has so much to say go that way go that way okay you'll see a giant man okay yeah i wish we actually gave um some as gifts okay yeah let me mail you a sunflower that would be pretty cool can we talk wouldn't make it why wouldn't it make it hurt let him talk oh shit tibs you should email him a sunflower like i didn't i didn't hear the story i didn't see a picture my name is aiden you're that pilgrim you're you're into town recently you're off stream life is a mystery to me it's not like much of a choice i'm curious what you do as hobbies because you show up yesterday you made questions you show up like for a new year's stream and then you're gone till next new year's it's like what are you doing in the meanwhile looking for a job i don't know i just like live my life man i trust you it's grown some i mean i didn't know about the growing sunflowers that's the thing yeah i'm kind of into plants sad update really sad update i had a money tree and it wasn't doing well i tried to replant it i tried to help it give it some space and it didn't make it that was actually really sad it's a money tree it was a perfect place for shader i was looking for some support is what i was looking for well i'll support you when i know what it is all right so we got get some work at the bizarre and earn sophie's trust okay it's a tree it's a you can get they come in different sizes okay i can upgrade your blueprint if you bring me infected true 13 infected trophies why is guy t posing i say it yeah i like all the parts of this game that aren't like talking to people well i mean you have to sell items and stuff yeah but like all the crap like i just like running around the city and they're being you know zombies and you know you looting you know this is so much more damage than what i have 25 i'm on it i don't i don't get some work at the bazaar from who do i have your permission permission for what hey as streamer maybe you'd like to everything else more if you'd actually talk to anyone i mean people have a point right like i'm we're not immersing ourselves in the story we're literally as fast as we can to go swing chivalry weapons of people i'm immersed in the parts that i want to be immersed in which is like hanging out with an identical clone of myself and just like having a good time jumping around rafters and jumping off buildings and doing monkey swings i don't think we got we didn't get a mission from that person okay yeah we have to go talk to someone else now i ring on the wrong finger come on don't fuck with me i'm serious well then it's not a wedding barge in here like you own the place takes coconut-sized balls okay i might have a scenario just a ring of it what do you need oh minor thing this is a ring but it's a ring oh wait why did i ask why okay he gave us a small job and i think we can handle it the ball's in your court all right track now we're going to earn their trust and then once we have their trust we're going to split their throats i think [Music] oh my god man isn't that coming up ef6 yeah it is i want to beg you to play that and then like play for like a day and then never talk to you again like i said you would yep i was like oh yeah real fun we'll play again sometime and then like uh i think three years went by oh i'm sorry i never apologized for that are these bad guys yeah um i'm not going to take the first swing because it's uh that's evil i'm not even it's not funny like what do you think it's funny to just hit people and be mean all the time we're going we gotta climb this building over here oh yeah but we're playing edf6 right maybe i don't know it depends if it's gonna be good why wouldn't it be good i don't know those games are so much fun though yeah so why do you doubt i mean they take a long time to play though if you're gonna play edf it's not just like yeah you know i'll play edf for an hour you have to play you have to commit like 100 hours to edf to be fun or at least like 30. um you here dodger sent me did he oh we gotta find a way inside it's so pretty it really is window i'm not sure where you're going but i'm going to follow you uh i'm going to see a door over there i thought there might be a window somewhere we're trying to get in here oh there's a window right here besides that's bro i need your help bro thanks for the subs i'm trying to get off watch out watch out oh came with a weapon this time [Music] oh there's a it's like tracks yeah because we're trying to figure out where the guy went oh cool in his place his place appears to be infested you know from context clues but i'm just kind of looting kind of what you do yeah i'm just opening up these boxes uh we're gonna have to make it into the final circle soon though okay oh yeah i see there's footprints they go i'll be up no can we climb this point that looks like we're going to be going down where do we go from here woodrow yeah he's gonna check and make sure there's not like another world in there oh we got a tunnel a secret gremlin tunnel where you like you climb around in here for a little bit and then you jump on the pool yeah you gotta jump at the pool after hello you broke into the wrong place it's hector what are you doing this is for rage how did you find my secret entrance you call that a secret it was supposed to be you're out of luck though buddy i still i bet he hurt his leg you're gonna have to put him down that's why i don't know i've never raised anything i think one of us is gonna have to carry over nah wait don't go back to him you know what shit don't matter he won't give a shit hi can you go for me crosstalk and where there's a lot of choices which one fine i'll be back soon to sound like a conversation ender not that i'm in a did yeah can hopeless situation uh i i gather we have to go loot like he was sent to go do a thing but he hurt his leg and he's gonna get put down like a horse and he can't do it so we have to go do it for him and then like he's gonna get the credit we're not supposed to go this way another way you have a knack for that i just i see arrows that are on the ground and i look at them you're gonna send that guy to the glue factory wow something's off um how do i hear these guys you want to listen to them the same guys i think there's there's talking like is it really normal on for you yep guys are they gonna notice him fall no they're not i think i helped [Music] you following keep going oh okay we got distracted do you want to just like just get distracted do you want to just like wander we are we doing quests i mean we're already on this quest let's just finish this one okay i just want to you know go to some dangerous locales and find some you know interesting uh go down into the metro find out what's going on there what's with all these zombies that's i don't know what is with it it's crazy like no one's talking about this no one's even talking about this happening everywhere we go it's like oh go here and pick up my supply like there's zombies no one's gonna wow see you later okay 59 meters yeah it's gonna be in that zone why isn't anyone talking about this with 200 000 retweets this is uh this is totally the mission from dying light 1 where we go down there open the garage door and the big tyrant is going to show up oh it is you're right did they do it twice though who made this game um iron tech land yeah what else is teclan made uh they made dying like that besides that obviously i need you to help i i don't uh you guys need help we'll be fine thanks what happened we heard a rumor about i'm going to skip the pirate it's just two other players when we're like pretending not to be in the same game noises downstairs that way oh we're going down of course must be howlers they don't attack on their own trash doesn't hurt either you can go down too there's nothing here looks like we're going down elevator all right cool oh we should turn off the generator i can't see anything why did we do that that just gave us a problem okay you go first i got your back all right i'm going first i'll er straight ahead i could find the gre container good easy easy you're aggroing everyone your ag wrote him right what are you talking about you aggroed him no no one you're doing fake e3 gamer trailer no we're not oh my god i'm outgrowing him i'm the tank you're aggroing you're aggroing let's walk away uh-oh we're eye-growing there's a dude right here you across road it's time to run the said see us there's no time why would you hit the howler so he doesn't howl oh shit we gotta go watch out horde's coming oh my fucking heart is beating so fast so there's monsters and shit everywhere player number two up the stairs come on hurry go go go my fucking heart is racing dude jesus let's clear this out real quick we need to stay still uh i'm actually i need to stop stop for a second fucking god it's intense you stop for one second you need a heal i got you let's patch you back up thanks man geez my last one oh shit man my light my lights flickering out what i can't see oh man oh man i'm gonna have to kill you guys i can't see either man i can't see either there could be one anywhere i sneezed it turns it back on there's a volatile down here we're doomed oh what's all this goop guy god guy i think he's dead i think he's dead i think he's dead yeah he is now yeah i took the assassin oh my god my fucking body hurts that was so fucked up he just touched he grabbed you kill him kill him kill him all right i don't know dude i think i go can we play mario or something you're gonna be okay man can we play the mario kart or something dude i don't think i can do this this isn't a game sorry i'm sorry i was so confused because it was moving around but not spraying on my screen it was just like doing a worm move okay okay where's the gre container that's all right we'll turn on the generator get some light in here cool there's his dead in there oh container this is the room this is where we came from watch out get this loop oh shit not again we're gonna have to run i don't want to do that again i don't want to do the acting routine again we need to find the container the indicator didn't beep yet i think this is the military storage area hubert told me about that's down here okay i'm going i'm a runner are you actually just running through this yeah idiot call it next time then call it now i don't want to be fucking mad dude but call it next time i called it i don't know where to go dead end bro fucking dead end bro through here through here go through the fucking door god damn it this way up here not playing games this isn't funny bro help me watch my back i'm turning on the lights yeah never gonna have enough of these no i'm just not fucking gonna play oh wait you're locked the guy i need you hey yep i'm on it drops up i got it stop oh coffee oh cheeto ready best cheetos chicken yeah how did they not put any of that back in this game we've been playing for like two hours i haven't seen one coffee cheetos or chicken because i don't think any of those items are actually in the game coffee was was it it was yes oh we got a box but you're acting like cheetos in the game there were no cheetos there was no cheetos but there was coffee and we haven't seen coffee yet and i'm upset you said we weren't going to do the bit unless you found it well we're not going to find it you're just giving up oh no i thought that was coffee or gold a bottle of risen glory cognac and some cigars um cubans a box says some cigars yeah these cigars oh we have all this stuff here okay yeah do you have a heel bro i wish i got here you know the crafting healing items i don't have any other stuff ah there's still a few more somewhere oh we're searching containers a lot of stuff over there i see i'm hacking in with my hack stick i do like the idea of a hack stick i think it's cool oh we got a hammer yeah i like i like a hack stick but i think it's way cooler if you like put it on like the end of an arrow and then you shoot it into a usb port alpha dude it would never go in right the first way it would bounce off because you didn't have it the right way like all usb sticks and then you shoot a second time i can't open that box hey bro bro oh man dude it's bad it's it was such a normie joke nobody said that i did what's with these fake boxes where it's only like an inch deep yeah it's almost like this this shit it's like a this is a magic trick case yeah the body's in the bottom the real thing is underneath you open it then you close it you press the magic button that lifts this too and then the other thing is in there are you really giving away the whole trick yeah that's like that's how it works oh that's not cool did i turn that offer on it was on we're looking for we gotta search one more box wait was this it okay we we got it apparently we got everything of value nice time to head out of here oh you you you really need some de-essing on that bro okay bro please climb over here did that hurt me did it and then they did this thing's bobbing up there's mark it like run until you jump but how did you make it over i i don't know i did the skip okay i got it oh back other way oh we gotta move this we have oh my god it's like a piece of wood get over it aiden it's a he's a plywood do you know how they make plywood oh from wood they spin a tree like they shave a tree really thinly and they mush all the pieces together that they shave like water and stuff and glue okay i'm hearing ghosts i think we can leave this game is fun wow did you find the stash sure did thanks for the lock picks but what are you still doing here is this him sure is he's kind enough to get the goods for us saved us a lot of trouble very good so he's got a fanny pack a lot of people doing this game well it's cool now like kanye brought it back i'm just kidding i don't care anything you should carry fashion and now we don't need you so three get counted but they keep more people keep coming out like from stages oh wait do we fight to each other a little shit oh my god i counted five corpses kill him and take some goods oh kill him five corpses i thought that was in the game i thought that was one of the people here i'm gonna get you hey how are we gonna do this what tactical way we can wait wait wait let's hide on the truck how much health do you have how much time do you have oh my god what's up watch out he just popped him up like we were on a trampoline what the fuck was that gigantic swings with like two-handed swords in this game and the person's head these guys have so many okay i'm taking out two hander two two another two enter i don't i'm on the map um how much help does this guy have i don't have any health potions left well whatever they are motherfucker hold on time out time out time out time out [Music] are we why was this taking us so long i don't know because where weapons are made out of duct tape maybe there might be health in that box to your left i didn't even come close what was that hitbox he just he just berserker whirlwind take one of these i can't even look over there you are off camera fighting these people i'm coming i'm coming in the camera i'm just waiting for a body to fly across the screen like this yeah um this is just like i feel like we're larping and i'm really disappointed right now because i feel like that sucks i came here i dressed up i brought my huge sword that i had crafted and somebody tagged me in the leg and it was like dad and it's like come on dude really i get to watch like the cool part now i got you i got to watch you do that they're not they're not going to stop me get up buddy you're fine you can stop fucking crying about it yeah you missed by the way there's something in this chest i love when they have like a stream of blood coming out of their body yeah that was weird like snakes just came out of them [Music] okay honestly why is it taking so long this skeleton here i'm in pain he's coming behind you i got a new weapon what is it gone no it's not what where's this weapon what happened what he doesn't have a weapon [Laughter] [Music] this is a guy in a costume this isn't even a guy i'm dead no i get no please i couldn't save you gas can it's i don't think he can die now he was we you cut his head off and he just kept swinging can you pull me to you no you're dead man no i'm alive again can you pull me um no i can't you still running away from that guy he's dancing now hold on i'm coming to you he thinks i'm invisible i gotta get there quick that was so stupid okay on my screen he didn't have a weapon and then his head came off yeah you walked up to the side of him and cut his head off and he dropped his weapon he just started punching at you i thought it was like a i thought the game was doing an actual like chicken headless joke hold on keep them there keep them there we we gotta like we gotta take this guy somewhere i'm almost there he's still here i mean we didn't get the reward for the quest right we didn't [Music] you're not far just come in man oh shit run run run run run okay i'm coming i don't know how you alright so where is he i can hear him swearing you motherfucker we didn't get the quest reward what are we supposed to do about this i think we're supposed to go turn in the quest to the guy now because it's giving me the other marker okay if you press q you can still see his head it's there all right so we can just leave yeah he's gonna kill me oh you this good can we kill him again i don't think we can kill him again let's go yeah run wait okay wrap around here because there was like a weird quest where this guy had like his he was handcuffed oh so you want to like go on handcuff him yeah i tried to he's right over here go like do the awuga thing yeah he's over here now headless guy oh no he's staying down good this guy's holding a foam bat that's not gonna hurt anybody [Music] all right we rescued this guy excuse me what are you doing i'm doing parkour no the guy that we've rescued he's watching wait is he trying to fight you yes i don't know what happened he's keeper rescued he's mad wait is he mad i think he's he gave up all right take his head off [Music] [Music] i think you might have to like parry these guys to get their helmet off he's got a black eye after all that he has a shiner he's got a black eye all right just leave him it's not worth our time here take some money are we climbing this i like climbing where are we going he's following you we're going on we're going this way follow me he's picking up rocks and throwing them at us yeah he doesn't like us let's go hey another cop car there's definitely nothing in there let's go okay who has the goofy horn i'm not hearing a whore you don't am i going crazy you don't hear a goofy horn i don't hear or anything in that building i shouldn't have i'll lock back i need to lock that guy i'm gonna oh you're too far away i guess i'll just do it you know i'm right here irrelevant no you're kind of far right here right now watch out where's the lock i there was this door i opened it there's nothing in here there's a question there's a question mark over here i want to go see the question mark okay that was dumb jumping off the roof oh you did it too i've yeah you made it i guess i need to i need to craft heels uh apparently we're supposed to come back at night i'm back at night all right okay i don't it's a it's a dark zone i don't i don't know ooh i can unlock far jump of running speed do far jump when you get the cast like fireball no i seriously haven't like we've leveled up like one time does that just mean we're not doing anything maybe or we didn't get like the pre-order exp booster about the halftime show i don't what do you want to say about it i don't i'm not watching it can you please react we have to actually go find honey pretty sure we can like go to a place and buy it yeah i'm out of healing again are you kidding me i fell at that last second there react no i'm not reacting to the super bowl halftime show uh who's performing i don't know i can react to that is it fucking barney again barney comes on stage and they do like a whole routine with them yeah yeah last year was it was barney and baby bop uh no better oh fantastic i actually would watch that that was the halftime show please why do so many npcs have this hair because we keep coming back and talking to the same guy [Music] it's not it's a different it's not a different person what are you talking about oh that hair is what why do i feel like that hairstyle is always selectable in any game that has character customization the just bizarre buzz cut in the wrong spots it's always like number it's only the second row always we gotta rescue this guy yeah when dropping onto enemies from above he's like what the fuck just happened he's like holy shit wait you jumped down and died this guy's face is like oh my god i don't know what's happening anybody's holding down a piano key it wasn't that guy like a song machine what was that song music maker i want one of those that thing is insane who is this guy why does he not have a health bar where's his health bar this guy doesn't have a health bar stir the sun's going down no stop playing the fucking funny music i'm not hearing it [Laughter] shut oh all right let's help this guy who were all these like homeless people that come off the street like oh there's a fight going on i'm coming in we got him holy shit this guy's good who is this guy why does it have a trophy all right let them 1v1 let them fight it out let them fight okay there's zombies coming i got to see how it's played no no oh what the fuck dude i've had enough we're gonna go get me out okay we have a very killer he has a trophy on him well let's finish saving him he's in danger okay does he like talk to us oh yeah i could like take it from him take the trophy from him okay get it i got it i don't how do i get it i can't get i can't take anything that probably hurt so bad all right here thanks for the help okay let's go okay rooftops we're in trouble are we i don't feel threatened somebody just called me original sin andy well like i have used them and i haven't been baptized what what the fuck is that message what is that comment divinity original thin good game this guy's gonna be a fruit okay can we eat those what did you do i threw a coin on his head he's on the run he's running for his life he's guilty of something what the f like he was just eating an apple he didn't even do anything you're a dick all right quest goes this way let's go you gotta stop fooling around are we ever going to get the antidote oh wait night time let's go in here this was the place oh that's right you're right i'll watch out there's a there's a scorcher i'd be careful in here oh there's one right there you don't want to learn them if we want to like start playing the sound machine right now no well there's one more sorry i got it wrong one more person um my zombie powers are showing that there's a lot of enemies in here some of them encode some of them i'm not seeing it i'm like an 800 on my experience here are you actually okay i feel like i'm starting to see a lot of the game and it's uh i've seen a lot of the same you know so i feel like my experience meter is actually going up yeah you're how far are you at the uh 800 out of a thousand i'll say 8 23. nice round number you know i'll be honest i'm probably getting kind of close too to be able to say that as well blades [Music] we got some big loot in here this is hard i i know where it is don't worry what happened they fell over you're a bit silly you're doing some ditzy stuff oh you fuck oh it's right there a little bit more [Music] oh urgently remember on the last game you just carried uv lights around with you and then the zombies went whatever i think you can you can you can make them oh can you that makes a lot of sense i feel like everyone should just be covered in uv lights like a rgb keyboard kind of situation this whole thing wouldn't really be a problem anymore are we getting intense music i'm not oh my i'm about to die yeah why [Music] there's a uv flashlight in a later mission that's cool that's all it was let's go we actually could both die very soon here you guys are in the baby zone still because you're not doing any story missions was stuck in the baby zone what you ran that fast [Music] we've been helping the we've been doing that we've been doing it i'm gonna go to the craft master i need you all players i can't talk to this guy unless you got my back fine i'm anxious skyscraper city that you haven't even gotten to you're not even going to get to it you were hired again but it's not so i bro without carl what shove up shove them up your ass okay that was a side quest we got to do some main story missions we i mean i i learned a parkour point okay so this only get some work at the bazaar and earn sophie's trust isn't that what we just did yeah she doesn't trust us perfect dodge perfect dodge will stagger an enemy that's cool okay all right i'm gonna go to the crafting zone i just i don't even i don't i just purchase things i'm never gonna use them well someone's gonna tell me to use them i'm never gonna do it i wanna craft oh it's middle mouse button to upgrade your blueprints by the way oh i crafted i did it i crafted i did it i figured it out cool all right so i just got that better yeah yeah you did get that hot in this room billion degrees like a million degrees in here oh who's selling the uh healing items anyone got any healing items in here um this fucking loser's selling cans oh these are nice get a job glasses yeah just buy all the heals i did i've purchased a full stack of healing items tell all the bullshit all the weapons you're not using either i gotta say i'm feeling ready to take on the world this thing's pretty good antique hammer i'm gonna actually do a pp while you do your shopping oh we're gonna do we're gonna do a break uh if you wanna do a pp or if you want to like pour tea into the toilet or whatever let's uh let's go pee we'll be right back together yeah let's make sure we flush at the same time sync it okay we'll be right back in a minute [Music] [Music] so do hello i am back i don't think stir is though we'll find out are you back oh yeah i'm back all right my my warhammer i like electricity going through it the whole way electricity you say huh yeah electricity pretty cool it's a little bit more practical than just finding a handgun so i wired up my metal hammer with electricity and how did you do that um when you press i and you go in your inventory and you click on your weapon yeah um i can't remember oh modify weapon to modify yeah and if you have the blueprints and the equipment then you can i don't i think i sold everything uh someone in here sells blueprints for weapons or was that other place we were at they were selling a lot of weapon blueprints but yeah this guy has like weapon mods for the shaft you want like a different shaft weapon oh you got some flame tips i think i want the toxic and the fire i want them both yeah definitely nice okay now we go to the weapon wait that's not the weapon i want i want to put it on this let's go ahead and put with my blueprints i just bought them where are they didn't i buy them those tips might have been for arrows can i just buy blueprints where do they go um i when you go to modify your weapon that's where they show up that was a shaft mod yeah as toxic to one okay tip mod how do i you press c on the weapon and then the pop and then there's a shaft and there's a charm if you want to put a stone oh we don't have charms i get you so i can put like a flaming tip at the top of my shirt yeah i can my venom shaft i have a fire on the shaft okay yeah i've got a flaming weapon and a shaft oh this is cool toxic yeah okay you ready five years of learning don't look at me like that okay so what story mission are we on now get some work at the bizarre and earn so hold on hold on hold on let me see if i have other quests see i thought that was part of the main one get some work i thought we just did work though you have to keep doing side missions we we might have to do another get some work anybody else that has a job in here journal yeah story quest the only way out that's what we're doing right i think so i mean there's a person over here it's all players required to talk to this lady yeah we gotta we gotta keep doing these coming gas can i'm sorry i i just might be nothing i don't know should have known he tried to get back did we do it yeah i think we did it i want to be alone what we didn't do it does anyone need any work anybody have anything to do anyone have any work for us uh anyone here you need uh hey all players hey this guy needs some work please wait i'm waiting wait yeah i'm waiting yep okay we need somewhere anyone here got some work please wait all players required for this person can i help you can you help me to give me help to you oh perfect thank you thank you for the gift what did we get he's no criminal who's benny we must we really are judging i'm confused this doesn't make any sense what are they saying okay get some work at the some work done hey this guy please wait it still says please wait look on your side crisper ones that say bizarre yeah we might already have yeah i probably already accepted you take one i took a bunch before uh stream started side quest cheers yeah they're saying these are side quests return to carlos current objective report to the oh i have to track i think they just kind of all they're all here they're all in front of us skips all dialogue i'm confused bro yeah that's the joke you got it i no it's the guy yeah the guy in chat he got the joke we can't talk to this guy he's around he's too popular he's we need to turn the quest into him and we can't i'm confused is that okay are we sure he's not above us no it's over his head okay well is there another one i mean we did that quest i feel like i deserve credit for it who else has a turn in ah bevin okay let me look at what else we can do a different one that is bring lavender oh we can apparently got a gig as a finisher tomorrow well those are everything else is further away that guy i don't think we can talk to this guy okay let's go do this then we can come back later when he decides to work wait are you still pointing me to what the what's it doing oh no there's someone out back go to the main menu and then go back in no don't do it okay it's honestly just damn oh this is right here let's run 100 meters we're runners that's our job it's night time it's scary i'm honestly not afraid of the dark hater i'm listening that's aidan i've just been offered an extremely shady deal but maybe it'll turn up elite on lucas i need more thank you thanks for correcting me there all players let's go hello wait i'm confused [Laughter] what did i agree to i don't know what just happened didn't you hear what i said get downstairs oh didn't you hear what i said get downstairs they see they know i don't dig for the trash is that our community this isn't a main quest but we can't do the main quest until we do all the side quests here damien sent me i'm here for the job right so you're new around here damien if you must know then why haven't i ever seen you before couldn't say we're tightly packed but it's still a big city i heard this game makes no fucking sense it does we're just skipping every dialogue piece double down uh pilgrims are nomads the story is probably interesting i don't know it could be i have one look that's another thing heard a fellow almost got lynched of the bizarre didn't have a marker what is this guy some say he was recently infected ring a bell what are they talking about us i double down i saw that guy he was taken outside by hackon and killed maybe he was or maybe he will be cause he's sitting here lying to my face you know what they need to put into games for idiots like us what like an audio tape you can play that's five minutes long that plays while you're playing that tells you the whole story we wouldn't look into it you don't think so yeah dancing around no okay let's talk and a lot of games do that like when uh you're the master chief and you have the little blue girl telling you do you think you we would skip that if it was like oh hey for for the people we're fighting these guys yeah we're fighting them did any did it matter oh my god it was spearing that guy's head wait why are the guy lit on fire oh they got more goons that was the main guy he's already dead wow like our weapons are dealing damage you get that guy a roadie vest okay let's go a bit of a roadie this thing is awesome this is followed by people that don't want to play fallout i mean it's not um it's our business strategy we heard there's a lot of people out there that don't want to play fallout so we're gonna make fallout okay board meeting approved here's your budget i can't even i can't hey oh no who this person is you don't think it's like the little microsoft paper clip guy was in the corner like so this is this is damien and he's one of those players that you come across he's uh michael's son like just for us to know wait i got like choices do i want to help him that sounds like a side quest be careful he's a swindler like and then and then the paper clip disappears let's talk now why you keep doing that to me because you were very hurt and i worry that wouldn't be immersive no but it's something you could turn off and on oh so we're arguing against accessibility now no i think you turn off and on it's off and on i'm saying i'm saying the chatter like oh you don't want to go there grandma was the one guy that liked clippy ooh look down there oh is that zed's you want to do something about this you want to defeat it doesn't say defeat it doesn't defeat it like that's a little clippy telling us defeat we have any bombs right here i don't have any bombs or anything all right well let's just go we got cool elemental weapons hey you want to do a drop oh there's a sphere up here nice good start we can double spear one two three we both miss i know i threw it already he i hit him um okay careful he's on fire nice oh that was cool nice perfume it's very weird how that just happened but i'll take it yeah i fi i finally unlock power attack seems kind of uh you could power attack i got power attack yeah okay so let's keep moving [Music] someone ringing a bell of the undead that is in every game isn't it oh the toll of the dead [Music] you're saying bells are overdone i think they're in everything i think like the church bells single lies as the undead has been yeah what happened what happened i got kicked out oh you said you left my session and then i dropped my weapon did you get kicked out no i'm still in here what can you reinvite me um help crying are you online on steam i'm i should be invited what's that all about robo yerma i he sounds normal to me wait did my stream die dude oh well whatever it was me oh shit i guess my internet left for a second do i stop does that sound do i sound weird a little bit yeah well are you back yeah you're back i think i'm back i think it was just a little a little chunky f it's okay a little uh uh can you pull me to where you are i can't i mean maybe if i go to this npc i can't yeah that one counted because now sophie wants to talk to us because we did the side quest ah we just had to do one side quest we've been running around for hours hey she hasn't we got our trust okay fast travel teleporting to a leader in nine seconds why can't i just do it now yeah can you please call me leader am i still dropping frames no okay you wanted to see me i've been hearing about you good or bad things how many people are streaming the super bowl the ones that make me believe it's worth giving you a chance yeah go to one of them i do have five waiting for other players before proceeding okay um now i am it's probably just a little bump it happens sometimes i do have gigabit connection i have fiber it's very rare it's very rare that this happens oh it'll pass it'll be good well let's see if i come back word i'm back yeah i just guys i just did a speed test i'm at a thousand a thousand i'm at full connection this it looks like something weird is going on but um let's try this again i mean maybe the super bowl is shutting down everything like maybe the super bowl is so crazy that like nothing else is going to work for years maybe it's the twitch server i don't think it's a twitch server because i wouldn't be dropping from the game too thanks for the invite hey no problem yeah i wouldn't be dropping out of the game but weirdly i'm not dropping out of the call that's kind of weird well you're not you're not even like actually i think you did drop out of the call for a little bit when you disconnect it i couldn't hear you for a moment it's probably still happening uh am i still here yeah okay well let's just try it let's just let's just go those are zooming again i'll afford you to make whatever yeah how much do you pay a month like seven thousand dollars for this internet actually actually way less than i was paying before for like cable internet yeah i bet banana bro here ditch that loser stream what does stir call you guys here the pineapple people now come back to come back to my stream come back to my stream don't don't go straight away hey welcome to the sturmata it's like an armada but like you know let's hit 100 000 likes and show how strong we are the star models coming into the solar system that's actually pretty cool i would probably sub all right get over here i've had no one ever wait where are you i'm at the quest oh i was spacing out i was reading one of the uh germa's group of inhumane psychopaths no the jeremites [Music] you gotta get it right the germaites what did you find i know the location but i was told your brother asked so that no if i told you wait never mind how did barney get hurt what happened at the super bowl halftime show did he like break his like sprain his ankle oh no not another barney nip flip wait wait after while exploring the city you'll come across characters mark with the uh midnight club okay and then you hold t to fast forward to night so i think it's that thing that gas station we're at remember it's like come back at night time yeah yeah we okay it's giving us one of those missions now we can do a hold t i think i gotta go oh is it now gonna be night somebody said is the super bowl why twitter is lagging i don't know dude do you remember that like there was a horrible horrible day not that long ago like i was panicked um you probably like have your own story like where you were on that day uh when facebook was down hmm no i don't oh crap didn't facebook just say that like they're gonna pull all operations out of europe like if they don't like if they can't do advertising or something how's it going kiddo can you imagine if facebook just was like yeah we're not in europe anymore doing a thing for her now that was a bluff i don't know i'm just saying i've read that save her brother's ass good i mean someone would immediately take their place not much happens around here without her knowledge yeah that's where her crazy brother is i don't know about all that i have no opinions i feel like opinions are like kind of cringe somebody's talking like robbing somebody yeah i'm interested in the main quest they bluff they got called out uh oh am i lagging again are you oh you like just disappeared uh hello hello am i still here uh hello are you still here wow i'm good sure did you turn on the streamer dmca mode i did actually pretty cool you know do you know dmca isn't real i know you already went over this you already talked about a bunch of shit about this oh okay i just want to make sure you're on the no because if you're not then you look like a fool what happened what happened to this guy i don't can we actually find out wait do you want to help him we're kind of tripping yes let's help him i'll do what i can let's don't skip this all right i'll do what i can okay he's gone he was he a ghost was he not real hey where is he that's weird we have two things to do do we go over there climb the windmill and restore power or search for barney let's turn the power on that was like the choice quest we had uh okay it's a container uh okay i know main story main story mister but it's fun to walk around and get stuff am i lagging is that you making a joke yeah i'm making fun of you you're kind of robotic again what wait what it's in here somewhere there's one there's a one and a two i'm at the one it wants me to climb up top and i didn't get i didn't get the one cycle and every moment that you're not talking i feel like you disconnected oh i'm still i'm here i'm here okay like i'm worried about you uh i found the thing i found the uh the thing i'm doing a different thing and i'm already like our way through i feel like my precedence i mean can i loot this and do you get the credit for it i don't know let's find out oh dude you're gonna want to come over here this is a neck guitar okay i'm coming it actually is one of those there's an inhibitor vr hands in front of me doing that it does kind of look like that oh we did it we built a whole settlement everyone's moving in don't do that right next to your thigh oh my god that was dangerous they don't know any better [Music] oh you did it somebody said ipad ad commercial it does feel like that activating the windmill creates a safe zone around it wow okay cool there's a glider and a grappling hook in this game and at this point you're never gonna see it [Music] look at how pretty that is so the bit right can catch up just i'm not going to move but damn yeah i'm going to use my glider right now [Music] we're doing it on our own pace we don't have to be super gamers about it we're just enjoying the time yeah the speedrun already finished this game by now we should just give up yeah i'm giving oh my god there's so many zams what happened to the guy that was like help me and we're all on drugs but we shook his hand i don't he wasn't real oh my god what do you mean you're right i'm running oh you're in i thought you were okay you have to find him i'm in the corner i have no stamina [Music] i'll heal you i'll do it to you i'm electrified the most electrifying man oh wait i have one of these do it whoa whoa [Applause] nice okay we got a lot of looting to do all players required a lot of loot investigation yeah i feel like we've done that a hundred times at this point you know i feel like there was a whole tutorial i think we did that already oh shit wait how do we do this investigation there's like footprints here we just have to follow the footprints what where are they going we'll find out sophie i found blood it's fresh what am i doing hurry aiden did you eat that there's a crystal in here power crystal really yeah where you said you found an inhibitor in here earlier no i was back up um if you said that you'd give me a million dollars if i could show you where that was i wouldn't be able to do it okay well i'm not going to i have no idea what that was it was like 40 meters right i'm just i'm just looting okay the blood goes this way i think we're getting we're getting these crystals we're smashing open these crystals we're doing a little bit of mining they go up the stairs too by the way oh yeah you can sell these game the guy i remember them in the tutorial he's like these go for a lot just remember yeah he was like these are the most expensive things you'll ever own in your life and then he he like took it he didn't share power i got him shrooms that much stuff to pick up yeah uh there's a person door here where we need people is there any more crystals up here that i didn't get no he lied to me fuck now what am i supposed to do wait barney's dead who the fuck are you who am i who are you sophie who's that who are you i'm me where's crystal's barney fuck off wait i'll just fuck you okay wait okay barney barney fuck off i'm out or i'll make you come out or i'll drag you out myself oh yeah you think you're the first person to threaten you know who i it am just did that oh fuck fuck you barney fuck off we got heads yeah yeah why does this feel like tutorial number two because it is we're wasting so much time we walked around for like an hour and a half yeah but we got all that stick loot i know we i look i'm not saying we had to go faster i'm just saying we haven't done much of the story missions these aren't level one enemies they are this really apparently is that barney it is fun though get out of here i mean i do kind of want to rock at lunch with them are you gonna stream angry birds star wars that's a that's a question for sir um why is that for me i don't know because i'm not angry birds star wars um you know i'll try anything once okay that's it they're gone yeah your sister you're in i'm not everybody has the same black eye in this game have you noticed that it's yeah the same exact eye it's never the other one are we gonna look for him sure where can i find him okay oh follow birdie's trail uh we got an inhibitor in range 40 meters we actually yep we gotta go outside wait what am i blood must be birdies trout should lead me to him how do you know there is so much blood here there is a lot of blood that's my survivor since hey gotta follow these footprints everybody's covered in blood we're into the truck not yet oh come on what i lost connection again yeah you did what what the hell what's happening i don't know reinvite me i don't know does this make any sense they're trying to keep us apart is my stream still live no yeah it's fine i don't get it i think you're faking it hey at this point i can't find a problem oh like i have like i guess i gotta go i'm cast oh this never happens this is this is a new problem i invited you did you oh yeah i did oh yeah i'm following birdie's trail but i'm gonna wait for you i don't have an invite okay i'm gonna i like everyone saw me do it everyone over here on the sturmata with a perfectly fine connection saw it happen oh my god stop what the fuck what you just invited me to play like a hundred times okay what's happening i wanted to make sure you got it okay am i in your game yeah let's go yeah i don't know what's going on that's weird you're like 200 meters away again but i can teleport to you is in a second i don't know what this would be related to i wasn't going down without a fight i don't know twitter can you pull me over there bud i i can't until i'm like actually doing a quest thing that needs you can i teleport to you from minimap and i teleport to you i can't if you just walk over here i mean it's 172 meters away that's far awesome i don't know how to get out of this house i mean i'm i'm trying to find this inhibitor i actually don't know how to leave this house okay i guess i'll go to the quest down here and then you'll tell them every door doesn't work wait what where did it go get out of here oh i'm following the footprints i actually forgot i needed a tutorial down i can't leave this area all the windows have boarded um open a door every door is boarded up i can't leave okay i'm teleporting you you gotta wait oh there we go this is birdie birdie is on he's on the ground he's hurting he needs yeah he needs help of course of course you're the younger brother with the disconnected controller mom i'm dying mom mom sure the dead yeah just trying to reach your brother you just ruined that whole moment it was just ruined just arrived what do you mean ruined oh look military bad kid in here okay i didn't trust you he was just talking on the phone and all of a sudden he's just like in your arms it just like was so off on his friend so he could it's not just abnormal this is weird come back to the bazaar i'll explain i apologize i won't ever make it weird again okay we finally can continue we can do the story mission now we've unlocked sophie who's your favorite npc so far i don't know any of their names you just said sophie but i don't know if that's my favorite npc god damn it what if we gotta go this way anyways now we're going right here oh oh door shut here we can do it danger things are better for us now right depends doesn't it it's gonna be the what were they doing what are you doing spying on me yeah i mean i thought it was weird too wait why did you trick he tricked us you were supposed to wait for me supposed plans changed afraid i was after your crystals huh afraid of you would you get any what like if you had to get one of his tattoos to look after pilgrim um maybe the card i don't know interesting i'm okay get a sunflower it did have a sunflower oh shit i picked sunflower five years of learning and all for nothing all right finally your little brother you two didn't get a little see i have the opposite problem my game is why it wasn't love at first sight barney has his downsides but on the upside he is unshakably loyal what are you ask about the conversation with carl that's that's just because in short order two weeks oh they're worried about water oh my god just fucking turn the faucet on or is this california or what unruly brother oh shit a scrapper hammer all right we finally can leave go to the meeting place with jack and who's jack who's joe you come here come here come here come here right now come here right now you said somebody in your chat someone in your chat said something what did they say don't wait don't come in yet what did they say about somebody's head no one said anything they did what did they say they said something very specific about somebody's hair what did they say no one said anything somebody in your chat mentioned how somebody has they all have the same hair that fucking that fucked up haircut you don't remember this conversation we had like an hour ago they said that come in here oh okay i thought you were saying they're saying it now no like this he was right they were right this guy yeah he does have that haircut now that i think about it like like 4 out of 10 npcs have this haircut you're right i actually saw this character earlier and i honestly was like if you looked like that in 10 years i wouldn't be surprised what it kind of like the face kind of looks like you do you think i'm gonna look like this in 10 years no i'm saying i wouldn't be surprised like if you showed up like hey what's up and you like walked in and you were like a bi i would be like oh okay i wouldn't with that hair though no my hair is not going to be i'm not with that hair i'm not going to look like that in 10 years i'm going to look smoking i don't doubt it i just like you could go either way well they could not actually i could see that okay now you're on board i mean i love mcdonald's i do i that's not a joke what's the order the new order okay oh my god wait hold on hold on come here but hold that thought press heal on me like start healing you have a bald head do i have the hair you there we're under attack what is that kind of weird that's weird what's going on if you like don't finish the heal it's like the world of warcraft auto follow that is weird ralph aydan hurry okay i'm gonna have to start using this try anyway what's the mcdonald's order mcdonald's order oh did they talk about this at the thing with the the milkshake and the m m's what i don't get an m m milkshake what are you talking about an m m mcflurry no i don't get ice cream with my odor okay well okay i'm just remembering from the thing that we did with the stuff and uh you know the place we had an eminem mcflurry no one of the germa contestants was said enough oh that was a good order and i was like oh are you also an eminem nick flurry okay okay anyways a different karma sorry different german well there's always been me i'm the only one that's been here yeah i know but we were going to replace you like we had that thing going and like i'm glad that we ended up not doing it no because that would be like weird look if i'm going to retire i'll just say it right it's not like it's a big deal good shot though good job you got that uh you got that fucker mm-hmm yeah that imposter was seriously like causing problems and stuff but i think he was keep i'm just really glad that we don't have to worry about that uh that guy anymore was it what was his number 12 or something i don't know something yeah the police let me off too because they were like well you know there's only like one germa here the other guy wasn't even real yeah it's fucked up it's just a number so that was fucked up um all right so the mcdonald's order i come back this guy is like phasing through the wood i knew you were gonna kill him all right mcdonald's wait 20 meters and we've got a thingy this way where's making progress oh we got a thingy oh i never found the last thingy that's what i'm saying it's over uh this way oh i'm playing hot and cold i see a window down here that's really inside here no neither side of the building it's on this side it's inside the building it's got to be inside this building yeah it's inside we got an entryway i don't see anything ah ah and a lot of bodies sophie i'm sorry all right we got an entrance i knew those motherfuckers would betray us fuck them aiden kill them all okay oh it's in look at the chemical oh okay we got to go wait is this the right area i don't know no no it's not back i'm back on the street oh god damn no it's definitely in there up there okay mcdonald's order my mcdonald's order is wait it's this way we're really close there's a guy i got a gold statue dude a crystal statue this is worth a lot i gotta go i don't know where i am do some yeah scream or something in the game there you are okay all right yep get up like right down here it's like two meters away i think i got it yup oh you have to go up the stairs this is a chemical zone though oh shit i don't know how you are where you are there's like a biohazard door here walk from the inside it's a hard lock pick oh no i'm about to be poisoned to death dude do it you got this i got it oh shit this door's locked what open it quick another hard lock pick two in a row what the fuck dude um we got a medium lock pick here hit there's nothing even in this fucking thing this thing was stupid i got this one open oh there's a sack in it old world money run there was an epic mace in there man get that crystal what's this door i don't know get out locked from inside oh what oh yeah there's like a nighttime quest here i'm dead down here i don't know where i am oh my god whoops oops okay pretty cool man that wasn't even that wasn't even the thing we're supposed to get oh yes yeah that wasn't it here so you come uh this it was down this street then you turn a right you make a right and then down this street it goes down to like three two one one is it right here it's definitely it's right here to the right you can see through this wall can you yeah it's right there yeah you can is there a way to get in from here oh we got a cop car not that many people there oh the fucking order okay what is this mcdonald's mcdonald's order it has changed before i had a huge order before but people misunderstood what i said it was like five sandwiches and like a bunch of mcnuggets and stuff what people didn't understand was that was a group order that was supposed to be shared they didn't take into account the shareables you buy the nuggets for the group you buy an extra sandwich for the group in case somebody wants i could make chicken or whatever it's a family pack it's like a yeah essentially the actual order is are you ready get out your pen coffee it is a cheetos a medium 10 piece nugget meal with sweet and sour and honey mustard and then it's two double cheeseburgers not mcdoubles two double cheeseburgers without a pickle no pickle ah you lost me a powerade and if i'm feeling a little bit if i'm feeling sloppy an apple pie one kind of slop you could go for the pie okay i think that's pretty good no pickle no i don't i don't want pickles i like eating pickles individually i like pickles but mcdonald's pickles i mean pretty low on the totem pole i think we got to kill these bandits down here i think that's our current situ i think we were talking to sophie about some premeditated murder okay what's your order from mcdonald's um my order from mcdonald's is like go anywhere else real you're one of those people come on if i have to like if like gunned to my head two double quarter pounders with cheese okay and no like no like made up extra stuff so that the person gets confused and is like they're putting the pickles on anyway that's mine like you can't go to mcdonald's and say well i don't want to pick they're fucking putting the fight no then they will take them off nah shut up and like accept your pickles and then she takes the pickles off herself i think it's kind of weird too but i like pickles so i'm not gonna like make a big fuss about it i mean if it's tomatoes i'll tell them no tomatoes cause that's like survivors satanic animals okay so you mentioned earlier that if you had a choice you wouldn't go to mcdonald's so where would you where would you go instead well when i lived in boston you know this place boston right oh yeah washington city of boston okay yeah so like there was a you burger great place near boston you know you know you burger of course yes and across the street there was a mcdonald's and the mcdonald's always had people walking into and i was like what a bunch of fucking morons right so it really depends on the location like in that case i'm going to you burger but hold on hold on hold on and you have got this all wrong i'm supporting local business wherever possible you got this all wrong here's first of all mcdonald's is way faster than a restaurant like you burger you can literally drive to the drive-through or walk in and have your meal in literally like 30 to 40 seconds nice uh nice eye by the way hopefully it heals like the rest of the entire world um i was laughing i i had a susie where is one of the gas tanks and it blew up during the cutscenes it was right behind us i hope we're not dead oh she's dead [Laughter] she died of uh black right off you did it again oh we'll talk about this after we fight the tyrant okay oh yeah did you remember in dialect one the guy who always fucking fuck this fuck oh this fuckers fucking guy was snotting the schoon fucker he's doing it again i don't know how to change weapons back to my good weapon because it's my one weapon but my one is my throwy's are you looking for crystals are you making me do all the work looking for crystals yes that's the mission oh i thought we gotta kill the guy he just let himself he just walked right through the fire okay i threw a bottle out of them wait what about this okay so you were gonna say something about my desire to support local business over mcdonald's no what i said was there's a huge difference you burger is on a different tier than mcdonald's is are we doing it to your list that's like saying oh you know the local like authentic italian restaurant down the street from my house is exactly purses but versus like a fast italian like food place you always have a choice everyone's always like oh chipotle so like fucking what chipotle is like wait but then you want to you die on fences now what like what people talk about chipotle hold on i just really i just threw this tank at him and did half his health by hitting him in the head okay we'll do it again okay listen to me if how much it costs how fast it is are you in a hurry do you want to sit down at like a restaurant right like because you could order takeout from some of these places but it's it's not the same as getting like a cheeseburger from mcdonald's okay well what is a ron a what you can go in and you sit down and you can rest but you can also run ron rond restaurant like which one like trick-or-treat i understand that restaurant okay i don't understand but anyway let's get back to the point that we were making before very important point mcdonald's and you burger are not on the same tier of restaurant in fact i would probably assume that's what i'm saying though is that's exactly what i'm saying you get to choose the tier of place you go yes but the different tiers exist for very specific reasons you get mcdonald's within like five minutes of walking in the restaurant new burger is fast food as well but it's not it's not the same fast food it's gonna yeah it's better and it's probably more expensive probably how okay but it's it's more expensive and it's gonna take a little longer to get your food so if you okay you got 20 minutes oh shit okay there's there's a uber right here this mcdonald's right here i have literally 20 minutes before i have to go to my thing i'm doing you're not going to go order like a burger from you burger because it's going to take a little longer it doesn't take 20 minutes but you want to make sure that you can just get in there get your two double cheeseburgers have you ever shown up on time for anything you're going to you burger by jack and joe's camper oh it might be like 10 minutes late like you're you're not thinking about this when you're going into the restaurant all right but the point still stands there are oh movement speed mcdonald's there's a tear mcdonald's wendy's burger king carl's jr arby's this tear i'm morally opposed to the pier you would go to arby's wouldn't you you'd go to arby's wouldn't you say it i've actually had a really good arby's name oh and look at that he's going to go arby's instead of mcdonald's that's exactly what i was talking about i'm sorry like was that a problem yep that's actually a huge problem they took carl hostage what's wrong with arby's oh shit it's all right exactly i'm helping sophie get him back good gain her trust i knew you're gonna be a guy that was gonna go to rv's mcdonald's i mean arby's i've only ever been like once okay i've only been to arby's because going on like a bus like an actual public transport bus between boston and new york they would stop at an arby's and it's like hey if you guys want food we're stopping at arby's you don't have a choice so what did you get at arby's i don't know i i i don't even know what any of their sandwiches are called have you been to jack in the box before uh jack-in-the-box and sonic which i think are the same place both kind of just grossed me out and i don't think i've ever been you're right about sonic you you got sonic correct is jack in the box another ihop no there's jack in the box is not equivalent there's like denny's ihop jack in the box no no no he's wrong again okay listen jack in the box is back in the box is like a mcdonald's but they have literally every food ever invented i think you can order fucking spaghetti at jack in the box besides that did you have to do that no i didn't know come help me yeah i got you okay so we have to go to a trashy fast food like we have to there's no it has to happen what is your number one pick that's always mcdonald's always well how is it always mcdonald's because i like mcdonald's and it's consistent it's fun it's delicious and they had a clown and ronald mcdonald was like really cool and you're going to mcdonald's because of the marketing because of the clown mcdonald's like cool and they got rid of them have you guys noticed this they've stirred when was the last time you don't go to mcdonald's so you can't relate to this i mean they're everywhere so i've seen them but no i understand ronald mcdonald's is really they're kind of phasing them out yeah they turned mcdonald's into like a weird little like cafe they took out all the ronald mcdonald's there's no more grimace i i do feel like they're trying to starbucks it up i i i get what you're saying there the food is still is still the same though but they're getting they're trying to get rid of ronald mcdonald and they're replacing him with like yeah like a starbucks window i don't think they did him i you know if they want how would this you know what i would have been okay with if ronald mcdonald took the makeup off and he was ronald and it was like look he's a regular guy it's like ron like ronald like have him take the makeup off and just be like a regular guy like what's the problem why do you get rid of him i don't know i could i could be down with a ronald like you know that he like puts the makeup on and like just like makes like people happy and stuff but stop throwing bombs at me that would be creepy what oh my god please zombies over there got a couple's dead yeah he would be ronald mcdonald right like but it would just he wouldn't be the clown he'd be like a regular guy with maybe they could keep the hair i don't i don't know what they would do keep the nose i'm surprised like there's one thing in my life it's okay it's probably a problem with me there's probably a lot of people that have no problem with this if someone orders food through like a an order food app yeah and it's mcdonald's i'm like morally supposed and there's a nauseated disgusting feeling in the foot of my stomach really yeah to see like oh here's your delivery with like the mcdonald's m on it it's just like you fucking would would you stay friends with this person i wouldn't have you wouldn't you would avoid this fucking person you've definitely done this yeah we would avoid this person but this is what i'm saying you're like oh there's just 20 minutes do you stop at a mcdonald's okay you can order food from anywhere a person will magically appear and be generated by the universe bring it to your door and then like disassemble as they leave and you chose mcdonald's but but what if it's not what if they're not open some mcdonald's is open if nothing else is open but when is nothing else but mcdonald's open i guarantee i get this in the window or i'll give a hundred community subs thank you the point is if you are going to be in a scenario where you need something fast yeah you don't have to order like uber eats mcdonald's all the time right but mcdonald's is usually faster than all of them it's usually cheaper than all of them but i like it so that's all i have to say so your argument is if there's you could just say you like it i like the thought you can be wrong it's cool it's not being wrong oh i think less of you but okay then you have to answer me this question yeah mcdonald's burger king wendy's jack in the box barbies where are you going if you had to pick one if i had to pick one of those uh i think every time that's fair i think this guy's we gotta kill this guy permission that's fair will you help me kill this guy yeah hold on okay you got it i thought you just puked cause like you thought he was gross i don't have enough stamina for these there's another thing over here no fast food i genuinely like mcdonald's there's something else with a two and you can call me oh cringe cran y'all cringe cringe andy well i don't know when when i was a kid going to mcdonald's was oh let's get i'm going to get like five four nuggets i'm gonna get a happy meal it's like a comfort food it's like oh yeah i like i love the nuggets from the comments right doesn't have to be like restaurant quality high quality well it is a restaurant so it is restaurant quality but which one would you choose restaurant if i wanted to go sit at a restaurant of course my palette is enormous i'm dying hold up i have such a sophisticated palette i i could eat like the nicest sushi in the world and then have an uber eats delivered to the restaurant at mcdouble and i would be really happy about it oh what's this oh salmon sashimi oh my god it's so buttery in your mouth oh yeah the order is over here for me yeah i had the 10 nuggets and the two cheeseburgers me and i how did i get in here you you know what it's fine you can like what you like that's totally okay the person that's at the venom movie was terrible and that he was pissed that it even came out says the guy that was pissed at the venom movie came out and said the venom movie was terrible and all if you would like the venom movie you're an idiot remember that one i didn't say that but i wouldn't disagree what the fuck are we doing like where are you i've been doing this in circles come over to me i don't know where you are i'm just like bouncing into buildings over and over again i'm trying to press q for my supervision this really is like a crack stream tonight my character can't climb ladders anymore what the fuck is i need your help i'm bleeding out quick now i'll admit mcdonald's is the best i'll admit it all right no no i'll only revive you if you do the song i'll do the whole song you have to do you have to say and you got to put a lot into it or you're not getting revived i will do it i'll do it do it too late you dead i'm dead where do you go from here i pull you was that you're just asking me what happens after you die no no i mean like because you're the host so you can pull me i don't think i can pull you i don't think you can pull me i respond okay well let's just go to the mission okay i'll meet you there sir i will gift i would give 25 community subs in your channel if you do but you really lean into it and it has to be good and i'm the jaw john if it's good or not uh is how much i don't know i started low because i figured you were gonna negotiate me i'm doing the math of like okay mcdonald's comes to your stream is like okay we're gonna sponsor your stream and you have to like really like we're gonna judge you on how good this is and we're gonna pay you like 50 bucks okay so you're saying you want more i'm saying okay that math was way off for for like a sponsorship deal from mcdonald's of like doing their logo it's gonna have to be a you know and dude it's gotta be it's gotta be like it's gotta be like da da da da da da like you gotta really go hard yeah 50 50 community subs i mean that's that's i'm not going for it no really okay a hundred feet like you're i i could tell like you're absolutely holding out on me a hundred communities i'll do it i'm telling you right now you need this better be good or else the money's off the table if you you get one chance who gets to judge me you're never gonna think it's good enough because you're like their number one fan i'll know if i'll know if you're giving it a half-assed attempt i i've known you for a long time it's gotta be the da da da da da da i love it i can i can give it the full attempt and it won't be good does that still count by the way hope account hope hopefully my credit card doesn't get declined because otherwise this whole thing is over yeah like you're you're homeless like i you don't even have 100 gift subs are you ready i need i want the i want the volume of this game to be a gone by the way i want to full i want to hear this okay am i i was still questioning if i do it and it's bad it's bad the same as not trying no no i don't know i'll okay you uh you're gonna give it an attempt i'm gonna i'll give it to you 100 community subs nah what nah it's honestly not worth it what are you serious yeah what the fuck i have to go higher i mean it's my integrity when we all agree that mcdonald's is disgusting i didn't say that all right 125 community subs i don't know i feel like any second someone's going to give me 100 to not do it the longer we stall i feel like we're kind of getting into that territory he's not going to do it like don't you all get to see fucking mr scrooge miser drama get what he wants all the time he just buys people shouldn't i stand up to him no no nobody stands up to me i'm not doing it what fuck i'll do it someone has to do it it can't not be done i'm loving it that's you just you could just add you could have just got a thousand dollars sir that was trying like that's your bar for trying really hard that was good give me the barrel back i'll do that i'll do better no no you're not taking it's off the table beat you there's no deal at all no you you declined it give me the barrel no you're not taking the barrel because the deal is off you declined it you declined the deal so you're not getting another chance the deal's off you didn't want to do it i don't i don't like i said i don't need the money i just want to do it because like you're making a fool of yourself up here and you're like what did you do it i didn't hear anything oh really that cut out wow discord saved you that joke didn't land then do you want to try it again okay let's try again i'm loving it get off the fucking barrel get off the barrel that was awful get off the ground i'm loving it you'll never do better than that there's not a fucking chance in hell well you are we doing like beatboxing no i'm just saying that that was incredible no one will do better than that yeah my chat's saying it was forced what it's an ad of course no there's not an ad i'm not this this is not sponsored this is not a sponsored stream let me make that clear i'm just saying like that the jingle is an ad so it has to be like just go just do your thing please hold on hold on so like like we can ex like you don't just do the jingle like the longer you do like some cringe shit before like oh i'm loving it like the more you do like the better you think it is all right let's go to the mission marker they don't go in the commercial they don't go bad what are you doing well what were you doing you were doing like you know you're like they don't like moan they don't they also don't beat box can we just finish this mission for god's sake ronald would be disappointed [Laughter] cool all right mission time yeah wow never going to get out of the tutorial zone is this whole zone a tutorial we apparently are taking so long okay well i'm here i'll play i'm you're not here i'll be there in a sec also it it cut out you didn't hear i did not hear you do that at all i i heard for like a solid five seconds i screamed at the top of my lungs are you serious yeah you discord did not like that all that we heard on my stream was i guess that means i should wait here oh yeah discord was like noise cancellation you're gone look at the press hold on let me this is what you did yeah you're like um did you do it i didn't hear anything it's like you just screamed in my face and i don't hear that that's like i'm baiting you that has to be bullshit right yeah no i'm pretty sure discord will like you can do stuff like you can snap your fingers if you're not talking and the snap won't go through discord that was ridiculous but you screamed for so long you would think it would come through yeah i thought like a little like even the beginning of it would but no i got uh are we in like a dream yeah we are yeah you got any of you got any opinions on dreams that i don't know about i feel like that's the thing you'd have a like a whole bit about what about dreaming yeah i don't know it just seems like a thing that you'd be into i mean it's kind of interesting that we do that our brains are so over active that even while they're turned off they have to be functioning and have to be doing things like a shark it's pretty weird oh is this like where we remember that the girl we've been looking for this whole time actually burned alive and we don't need to look for any more when the game is over it's weird why did that guy show up yeah is he a part of the dream are you downloading um lego star wars angry birds oh no i had a bad feeling about it from the start you kind of lied to us then carl's plans sucked and yet i thought i would try anything once i did oh i mean like i like if someone put it in front of me there's a whole other story when you got like you gotta like if you managed to take out those i don't have an ipad jack cocks okay meat tear them apart i swear i'll gut them okay real slow has anyone ever told you it's weird that you call them community subs by peace community subs yeah like community gifted subs i've never heard anyone say that ever and do me a favor um scroll over the uh the gift i'm sure that's what the full like long exact phrasing of it is i'm sure it is but it seems weird like when you could say like gifted subs oh but it's the same that's literally the definition of what it is it's a community sub it's a gifted community it's a community sub i'm not just agreeing oh what do you call it a gift thanks for the gifted subs thanks for the community gifted just gifted it's shorter yep i mean it's classified as a community sub there are prime subs right there are community subs and then there are like regular subs right but when when the thing happens it will say so and so gifted ten subs yeah they gifted ten communities though are we reaching for like content right now for like funny things no i thought there was one of those things there oh there it is hey watch out guys we got one of those things there is tutorial here here oh 40 meters oh it comes to chase let's see what you have what it takes to beat me i'm done i'm being chased what happened uh i don't know i got tutorialed yeah you're dying in that oh there's like a super monster above you i think that's like an ultra volatile oh what the fuck is this can you help me i'm bleeding out i'm dead god damn it i'm like i thought you had way more time i lost 113 community subs for that man i thought you're gonna say i lost like 10 quarts of blood oh it is like a super mutant do you want to try to kill him i don't think we can i think that's the volatile it's kind of right in the way that i want to go unless we run from him for like six hours and he falls into a fence you can't kill him there's a container right here i don't know you probably don't care though i'm coming back to you i made a loop around i lost him he's over here the big super mutant guy's over here he's he literally can see us right now he can see you there he can't people are saying that people said we can kill this thing easily they think we're overreacting okay let's do it i'm chasing this like thing i can't hit him give me that what the fuck dude hey i just what there's a homie missiled into his stomach i just got a loot goblin well it's daytime now maybe he'll just die oh he's gone [Music] wait they play the five nights at freddy's thing when you get to like i 6am [Music] uh we can't open this uh let's just do the mission we got the like military truck here if you want to you know oh sure the mission is also right there okay can we do more than one of these locks oh and there's a 15 meters to an inhibitor yeah it's like right here i'm trying to find it oh it's inside here it's inside of this thing i don't know how to change my weapon three oh i get it i thought it was okay yeah just it's just three i think we have to go through the room do the report but this doesn't open way to open this oh we have to kill the monster that's annoying oh this is a night mission we can wait till night let's just do it let's kill it wait how do we do that it said hold up oh the mission we're doing is right here all right fine we could also sleep too yeah i don't know stir doesn't want to sleep we haven't slept in the entire five hours we'll play the game i don't know how you just press e next to a bed no come here right we need all people for this guy behind you it's honey here though and it's important there is honey here it is important you're correct it's actually not a joke important to have why are you not watching the super bowl all right wait wait wait ready uh so who's in the super bowl the rams and the uh bengals patriot all right what is the score of the game right now stir don't look at your chat i'm going to give you a guess don't give any time i think it's i think it's i think it's uh i think it's 10 10 3 rams what's your guess say it before we chat zero zero zero zero all right what is it 16 to 20 right now oh first you came sophie's sophie's stop gambling take care of yourself pilgrim join the party how do we wait i don't know so you'd go to the nighttime mission and hold t but that's like a nighttime mission down there shouldn't we be there's like a bed in here [Music] we can sleep in the bed as long as we can actually uh somebody told us earlier that some safe houses do not have a bed this safe house sucks what's the point i don't know it's right it's literally it's 56 meters away oh my god what am i doing i thought i could grab onto the edge oh you heal at these oh my god you can just heal with this we could go to the windmill windmill is over here all right wanna go to the maple windmill um aren't we doing like there's a main quest like 50 meters away behind you yeah network that we're currently on and we keep talking about how we're gonna do it and then we start talking about mcdonald's for like an hour yeah but i mean so what [Music] what else do you talk about when you're like gaming with a buddy um i mean i'm not judging the mcdonald's conversation i'm just saying that we're right next to this objective and i feel like we should finish it i'm gonna get mcdonald's tonight just because you said that you're gonna order mcdonald's on super bowl sunday night what's wrong with that you're going to eat your mcdonald's by yourself what are we doing here what do you think what do you think i'm by myself what are we doing here all players required i don't know oh for what there's a thing here we can pray you're dead now fucker you say you're dead now fucker i'm looking for yeah he said we're dead look at him look at it i don't feel too well uh my throat's sore don't want you to catch anything i'm on hey that coupe can't ever finish the sense he starts must have a brain made of sw somebody's in trouble right near here well here is let me go hell oh where wait where'd sophie go wait what is this guy attacking fire motherfucker i can't even take my weapon why is this guy in the cutscene this guy a hacksaw cutscene jesus christ i can't do anything it's this guy wait why am i back up i i've revived you i did it why can't i attack him because you're in like a cut scene area he's like crawling deep baby oh not in the cutscene anymore huh oh tough guy huh now we have to redo them here we're in a mask wait a minute wait a minute somebody at this site had a mask on when we first time some random dude just started picking a fight i saw him in the corner of my eye he was just hanging out are we gonna ask around to find out where sophie went who are we asking we we got that cutscene screwed up we have to talk to the people here i'm looking for if you could oh what what did she say i don't know what does this guy have to say he said ask around this guy seems like he knows something better for the world when you're quiet how many years ago did the zombie thing happen yeah it's been two talk to this guy talk to this guy talk to this guy talk no behind you talk to this guy talk to this guy i can't talk to this guy i don't have to this guy talk to this guy talk to this guy i am you're annoying what are you saying i don't i don't have time and maybe that was really sad he looked really sad right there we killed his friend he's wondering where he went let's talk for this person okay oh i think it's going to be a mcflurry night tonight i thought you said you don't get mcflurries yeah but you mentioned it i'll change it up quicker do you like do you like the m m's in it when it turns all like brown are you able to repair weapons i don't think so maybe i thought there was like a repair kit thing just a hater it's all addressed to it who am i hating mcdonald's why you did you said like three times you hate mcdonald's um we should do this it's right here no repairs you gotta craft all that shit on your weapon then it breaks then you gotta do it again every time are you aware of what ign's game of all time is ocarina of time no they made a revised list of their game i i just i don't know what them what was number one uh breath of the wild is now the new best game of all time isn't it yeah what's in the top five uh is there more than there i can't remember it was all very upsetting isn't breath of the wild supposed to be really really good how could breath of the wild be any good when it all it did was copy against an impact would you rather it be ocarina of time can we be honest i would feel like i could see where they were coming from if it was ocarina of time right but like it's ocarina of time is what everybody says the best game ever made in all of history is on the nintendo switch so what oh turn turn around and look is this what you're saying look at how beautiful the graphics are it's so wonderful this wouldn't run on a switch that's what you're saying so a game can't be good if it has like not incredible beautiful i would say 10 out of 10 directx 12 i think graphics the entire history of game development if you really think about like what is the best thing if you just narrowed it down to what like what's your favorite game of all time favorite game of all time yeah hide the sausage what the fuck is that i mean you could play that on anything what's your favorite video game of all time i'm jumping why are you jumping hey got blocked cause we're gonna go down there and meet sophie uh favorite video game of all time you're live yes if okay if ocarina of time is is acceptable to you breath of the wild is not acceptable to you what is acceptable to you as number one like you uh what what is your number one like or at least something in the top well no if this is about what is acceptable to me or what i would choose what would you i would choose is not the best game of all time okay so what if i had to wait a minute the most acceptable one so you're saying that people have opinions yeah people have opinions okay so what is your people like mcdonald's what's your favorite game um i feel like i'm gonna forget because i haven't ever like played one i could tell you but mine is tell me if it doesn't help you if it's diablo 2 or like bloodborne wait you close you had it it's i had it it's probably bloodborne that's probably my favorite game of all time but the reason why i'm saying maybe not is because it only released on ps4 at 30 fps yeah it's just like it yeah so like wouldn't it suck if the best game of all time was only on the nintendo switch yeah but still it bloodborne for bloodborne it's making you question it diablo in the wild you're like i don't know because i don't i don't because i don't particularly oh because you don't want to build this fight because there's people in chat that are like you know breath of the wild fucking you don't want to like upset them and but you'll be like all bloodborne ster i i i talked i like a full college essay about how i don't like the zelda games so you're barking up the absolute wrong tree here okay sneaky motherfuckers diablo ii team fortress 2 um and bloodborne and um eagle's pretty damn good but that's not it was a fun list because of how lazy it looks like a round number 50 is all of the blizzard games it's just like oh like i don't know starcraft diablo world of warcraft like whatever is this one blizzard game that was made i blizzard north like 25 years ago i'm gonna hit you with this because you're a big fan okay world of warcraft was like top 50. in this top 100 list game of all time yeah i agree i think around top 10 or 20 was final fantasy 14. it's got the most guards are we talking about like cultural impact are we talking just like what game was actually the best like video game going on i think i think it was the best that still holds up if anything goes wrong we retreat to our base okay well you're you're dawson you're you're dashing that you're you're dodging the question i'm dashing i'm dodging yeah what is your favorite game of all time no i i think it actually would be like the other two or bloodborne oh we're on the same page here so we completely agree okay yeah that's why we know we're both right oh that's how we know our opinion is correct because we both have it oh yeah okay like if anyone else were to come into this conversation like i don't know and that's and that's not a problem right that's not a problem well we have majority yeah you and i have the same opinion therefore it's correct that's kind of how it works we doing monkey bars right now kind of i'm just i'm just vibing man yeah all right so here you go so diablo 2 obviously right uh blizzard blizzard game yeah yeah is it telling me how to do stealth right now we are getting a lot of these change of plans aiden they attacked our safe house we're getting a lot of these why does this game have four tutorials jack and jack and joe's camp is this who's this joe who is this that might be joe behind you same guy i think that guy's on our side the warrior wait whose team are we on i don't know i think we're on blue our character did you just hit me who's this person you're dying man [Laughter] [Music] i don't okay i'm just gonna kill everybody just kill everyone yup i knew it what did you get him oh going back up here no i don't want to eat that i have a question all right what's your favorite video no uh what what are these pointed spikes preventing from coming forward like what is this preventing helicopters uh like an orc invasion they're like things that they they put on the side to climb up the building i see okay all right so we gotta we gotta go kill the jack and joe oh jumpers oh we got jumpers that's true they do jump that guy has a one of those tape measures on song machine things what does this thing do you piece of shit oh [Music] is he still alive why are you silent me so much more menacing when you don't say anything i yelled like on my screen he sprinted off this platform at like 10 times speed and then teleport it back and you're like why is he alive well i'm like because he what is this what is this fucking [Music] nobody's coming man we killed everybody here oh behind what they're going to keep trying to come off the ladder i'll take care of the guys on the ladder oh he's doing he's doing it again he's doing it again [Music] it's i think it's working it it kind of it kind of is working wow wow he's dead hi i'm hell i got i got it this guy i'm bludging in his face i'm bludgeoning his face i'm your savior i'm blood getting it thanks dude more people are just coming up where's jack and jill [Music] jack and joe went up the hill okay i need to craft a heel or something man yeah i'm dying man where'd all these people live dude there's a giant skyscraper right here okay this is fine city they're apparently still in here there's a bunch of people down there at the um at the cultists symbol are there there's one of them oh do you do that too you call every human enemy in every game occultist i no i don't i was literally talking about this like weird symbol altered that they have set up i don't know why i'm always like oh cultists oh there's some cultists here by the way have you noticed that like oh look out bandits there's bandits everywhere bandits guys doing the thing there are more bandits in video games than people that are populating the actual towns have you noticed this of course i've noticed like for every one person that lives in these game worlds there's like 5 000 bandits well in order for them to sell me this game they need to satiate my unquenchable thirst for blood and destruction machine guy is still up here he's gonna throw a rock at you man you missed over here asshole how the first thing you unlock is this jump from the air kick i'll distract him oh my face what's that what's that song that's that song that plays why are we here why are there a bunch of people coming all right bring them over here so i can do my jump kick mean how do you do it i don't know i think it's e or f you're jumping because the kick is e this should be fun [Music] what the fuck it didn't do anything that's what i'm saying god are we both dead you can't believe it i'm dead i checked i unlocked it yeah it's whatever your kick button is i did yes press u press u do you have it unlocked i do i've never been able to do it air kicks first thing when dropping on enemies from above nail them with a power kick on the air look down at an enemy and hold e behind the air look down and i mean hold f to execute all right well let's go kill that motherfucker let's go it's still e even if you change it really no it's not that's a bug with binding somebody said there's a bug with binding that guy's lying to you don't listen to him i feel like they're correct though don't don't even listen well i'm i never rebind it and i still can't do it somebody said i wish your computer was still bad all right so why so i mean this is like a clean like 60 fps this is i help you just take it out of my hand what happened what my hand is still my hand is still on it what look i'm what i have no idea what happened there all right where is this guy isn't he right here no we got where we go he's at the cultist he's a cultist oh yeah he's a cultist yeah i call every human enemy a cultist or a bandit oh i did it i think it really is holding it got him i got him oh you please our town you must go and just defeat the bandits that are attacking our encampment okay how many people live here 12. hamlet what's the population of the city 15 000. okay so there there are there are 11 990 bandits stay away same joke is five minutes ago i was i was adding to it a lot of people joined the stream but you know how many people would come in and come out a lot of people didn't hear the joke i was in bed here we took jack and joe's camp oh dude look at this we got great oh selling level two the bomber and look at this sharp teeth if i buy the shark teeth i'm getting a vine i'm gonna buy this hat too because who cares i'm gonna buy this too i mean honestly who gives a hoot and a holler at this point you're always welcome here let's be realistic here all right can i modify this with a i'm gonna modify this with poison and i'm gonna put a rare weapon charm on this how does it look i can't use a weapon why not you don't have enough strength some armor on you oaf i have i have armor on ah thanks if you ever need something just ask for christopher carl nice nice oh i got legendary got him why is every game in ubisoft game oh i think this is better than ubisoft games they were attacked where are the crystals over there radius i say that because it runs she has ten times oh there's a homie hole let me show you my ubisoft game experience i'm going to look from this side of the screen to this side of the screen [Laughter] oh what germa i need you you'll agree with me on this okay you stand here and you look in the room like that's your room that's like your streamer den wouldn't it be really cool if you had like like how would dogs have the hole you can look walk in the room and see you've got a homie hole so like your your homies can just like come in and join you at any time and has like the dog flap and like hey what's up guys i mean this is like the streamer room lighting yeah yeah but also you've just got like a hole in the wall so your friends can come in why would i want this i just told you why because it because my friends can come in yeah like you know like your webcam isn't pointed there it's like you can't come through the door and like people know you're coming in so you need to like come in in the homie hole and that comes out like under your desk or something what why would it be under the desk i can't believe i let them fool me well so it's like a secret so you can like hide and crawl under the desk so okay you're telling me that you want the desk here sitting right here and you want a spot for someone to be able to come under here under the desk why do you have like an l desk because they can like crawl under the whole l what are you talking about that's pretty cool what like isn't that like fun did you ever do those uh you like mcdonald's right the ball pit and i love that place tunnels you can crawl through or is that chuck e cheese you know chuck e cheese was the last time you went to chuck e cheese i went one time when i was very young i don't remember how old did you ever bring your report card to get free tokens i don't think so i remember that being a thing though if you had at least i've told this story before but i'm telling it again if you had at least a or b average and you brought your report card to chuck e cheese they would give you like 20 free tokens and it was a huge deal to every kid in in the in the town and neighborhood whatever it was like oh i get free tokens chuck e cheese so i would i had brother and sister obviously right so we would go and i would have like d's and c's i was a fucking dumb kid right and they would always just kind of lump me in with my brother and sister that had a's and b's so be like oh here's your report card you've got oh yes you do you've got a's here are your 20 tokens kiddo and then like my brother oh here you go here's your 20 tokens and then like my mother would kind of be like oh don't forget about him too oh he's got and he would kind of look he would look at the card and be like oh yeah of course of course you're going to get 20 free tokens if you're that guy you can't be like no sorry dumb kids don't get tokens yeah sorry idiots don't get anything yeah why don't you try a little harder and i wonder if i thought my report card was good i was like yeah i did good in school like i free tokens all the while my my poor mother's probably just like god damn we couldn't all right we had to like we did like lumping in with the other kids oh fuck hey you coming i mean i'm not the brightest bulb but i have a lot of power okay i may not be the brightest bulb but i last a long time and i'll never let you down i'll always turn on you coming i'm trying to climb to the top of this thing there's nothing at the top there was absolutely nothing up there catch me okay i'm fine wow you wearing like you're in like cool guy clothes did you oh you can put your gear on you have to turn on i gotta turn on my gear you actually have to go into your like equipment i know but like i don't i don't think i didn't get any gear you don't have anything i mean i'm wearing like a roadie vest i guess i have this quarterback okay that's a quarterback jersey he said you're not an only child there are more of you i'm more i have like a family it's not like we're not all me walking around oh thank god i finally can get this um yeah i don't like eat food after midnight and like have gremlins come off my back wouldn't that be like cool though don't feed him after midnight don't feed him mcdonald's after midnight hey then i heard some nuts you see like this is stupid right now isn't it well we need to make a choice ah sophie was cooler i have to go okay what i'm saying like we're knocking on the front door hey can you let me in like wouldn't it be so much better if you just had a homie hole uh yeah that's cool you just have a hole opening up to the outside of your house no it has a flap like a dog door that's fine but anybody can just go through it so that's fine and you wake up one morning and like your ps5 is gone and so is your tv okay you're like just open side of your house is cool until um until the ps5 is gone you can't like lock that you you you couldn't lock it are you talking about putting a bike lock on a ps5 no on the door flap there's no conceivable way that you could prevent someone from crawling in from the outside i mean yeah it's called a door with a lock on it the door has a lock on it and also you can like slide down a covering for the homie hole like i'm not expecting any homies today so you lock it you close it so why don't you just have a door to your house i would have it open as often as possible would you have the front door to your house open i'll do all day all day uh yeah okay well never mind do you like just not trust people just failed that by the way little real lock pick over here please you're the lockpick guy so i backed up oh nice that said nerd stick what is that also can i ask what is every game has these doors that look like they're like sliding doors that come down that are like this is the locked line door yeah why because it's to convey that you cannot go through here because there's nothing to open but these kinds of doors don't exist yeah they do only in hotel rooms and then you get embarrassed taking a shit in that room because it actually doesn't even close it's like sliding like a closet door closed and you're like i don't want to take a shit in here i have no idea what you're talking about the only time i've ever seen a sliding door like that was in a hotel bathroom okay those doors fucking suck yeah and in between all the question marks somebody understands what i'm saying where did you go uh i don't know what we're supposed to be doing the roof i swear to god i'm fucking i think i'm done what i fell off i think you're done no i'm not can i not i have to climb up there from a different place you fell off l ratio yeah okay yeah i was just as confused as you were we have to go in the house i needed another tutorial why don't you just climb the rope can i get up there from here i don't know where i'm in like an obstacle course someone set up i can't get up to the building again where does this go what is the point who am i what's my motivation can i climb on that i'm kind of lost i need to do the obstacle course yeah you know i got to get find a way back over here a yellow blind streamer i'm super blind i can't take like i think i'm supposed to go there it didn't seem like i was gonna make it it's barbed wire here what we're both like equally lost right now well i wouldn't let her dead what do you mean dead i died how do i get up there oh there's uh there's an inhibitor container ah what the fuck where are you what why did that happen where the fuck are you i'm trying to climb up on this thing oh good we're all we're all caught up why does that keep what's going on with this can you help how do i get up there i'm helping i have to go through the house open up the hole that you have i think the stick launches you that'd be kind of crazy do i have to go through the house oh i'm just gonna let him do it i i mean there's an inhibitor here and you can't teleport to me fuck okay i need to get up there wait wait wait wait wait no no no no no no no no no no teleport teleport teleport teleport teleport teleport teleport teleport teleport come on me hole real quick all right 10 nuggets two double cheeseburgers large fries we've been having fun man the time just kind of flies and you're having a good time come back here other way a gas can oh don't touch that yo inhibit this all right i'm gonna do stamina again hey man do you like berries not really i'm honest yeah bury this dick in your mouth there's all the questions over here youngster nice you're on thin ice nice why do we do that when we stretch um to alert the horde you just censored that he went you just actually censored him you betrayed us and now we have to kill you helped a tour and yourself helping us was just a byproduct what are you waiting for wait does everyone betray us like literally wait like we have to fight your goons now oh no bandits these guys are still level one oh my god yeah why are they all one he's dead dude so now we have to chase him throw him up and do it against a wall and be like what do you know i don't know anything where's mia he's gonna have a detonator in his hand he's gonna have a fucking detonator in his hand oh there's a bunch of uh the camera meal out here i press this button and we all go boom oh well then i better not i better not press him he seems crazy enough to do it i think i got all the stuff there's a lot of stuff up here i mean if you're into looting kind of like a looter shooter kind of situation why do i just throw that is that a brick huh oh my god it's a brick oh my god there's a brick in the game there's a yeah yeah no i want that back the br okay do you think that the a brick is like the perfect comedy weapon yeah something about it it's funny i was going to say like uh what else oh yeah brick like throwing a brick at somebody it's just like is it such a dense rectangle object it's kind of like it was made for hitting people in the head with there's someone at that door where this guy's just standing on the other side of this door use your your hunter vision you see that guy no you don't feel like a red outline that's scary yeah what do you think he wants i don't know fuck you figures [Music] here comes the boss battle music oh i turned music down we don't i can't even tell it sounds like there's not really anything keep my second oh give it up let me talk to sophie okay you gotta have a black eye that means he's almost dead oh he's blinking he's blinking he's blinking the family guy joke did i steal that from family what i don't know what the joke is like nothing about it sounded funny so maybe it was from family guy fuck that's a family guy joke it is damn yeah where's sophie [Music] now we're gonna get up there i guess still alive [Music] he's still making sounds [Music] let me get out of here have you ever heard the dead gurgle i hate that word gurgle gurgle [Music] we get yeah we can go up here oh where oh and then from here we have to go my character couldn't do it my guy no bad guys [Music] suck brick kid oh what movie is that from what movie is that from what movie is that from what movie is that from what movie is that from um gorillas nope where'd you come from i've got a sixth sense something be careful i always knew we could count on carlos okay you can't hit yourself in the head with a brick okay um the honey oh by the way how are you doing come on mean you okay come on you're good i don't know are you i mean it's been about six hours you're right you want to keep going you want to stop how do you feel um i'm not feeling so good okay uh i can keep going okay we can keep going all players are required to go in this door oh where the hell are you oh you're in the gas can room have you reached a thousand of your experience bar for raiding the game um i we're definitely still in just the fifth tutorial you ask nicely i'll shoot you in the head yeah and if not you'll spend a long time dying until you turn so you'll be the one dying barney no you stop it not kill him give me the weapon give it to me brother hope you know what you're doing without water the whole bazaar will die in under a month and the peacekeepers they won't help us just like when my mother died what are you laughing at turns out you're one of them you're just a funny guy tell me try me yeah try me you could try but i don't think you will tell me who killed one of these people the more thinks we did it waste of time shoot this is your last chance sophie tell me who killed lucas before i break down this door what are you donkey kong this just made it a this does remind me of my favorite scene ever from one of my favorite shows of all time the the crazy new adventures of i can't pronounce her name i couldn't i tried to stall what sabrina the teenage witch he has the new show my favorite scene of all time in all television ever is israel what happened yes oh man she like she just acts like she's so incredible all the time and she just walks into rooms and solves the problems instantly but there's one part of the show where she walks into this room and it's like i'm here sabrina's gonna stop and they just instantly cut to her getting shot with a crossbow and like people just don't listen to her we'll talk about what comes next that's kind of funny yeah it is very very comedic timing what the heck you are supposed to launch off of it chat was right i thought they were bullshitting me yeah you have to jump off of it is that in the olympics all vaulting oh if i okay if i type in like what do you say the show is the whatever the new sabrina the teenage witch is that where she's like hip and edgy on it sabrina the teenage witch crossbow maybe you'll find it did i find it if you find it i it's one of those things i like re-watch like 10 times in a row but it really helps when you have the build up of like how this has gone in her favor for like three seasons oh i i can't i don't i can't find it i'll try and find it one day if you can find it uh i'd love to see your favorite joke of all time it's gonna yeah i build it up it's gonna be a huge letdown you know how the situation goes i don't think so some i can't something about this game means that i can't click anything on my other monitors even when they're active oh should i what's wrong with my body oh the chase has died the fuck is this a zombie merchant what the fuck get off of me i'm hurry chat found it yeah i'm sure they googled the sabrina crossbow and that's what i did i couldn't find it i mean you wouldn't know i'm really far away from you that's not one of those i'm dead that was seriously the same exact color scheme as all of this shit it's blue and white and it was like look blue and white on this plank of wood that was not my fault where are you at i'm dead over that really did look like it was one of those things oh you jumped and okay you're dead yeah but it looked like it was one of those safe x thingies blue and white we found it's the first 30 seconds of this right here oh i think somebody's got it should i watch should we watch this on stream yeah just go for it so this is the funniest thing you've ever seen you said right it's not the funniest thing it's just my favorite thing from tv well hey that's not fair it's like my favorite thing that i don't think was supposed to be funny i'm gonna add a whole bunch of qualifiers as i remember that like always sunny exists and there's actually like funny tv shows okay hold on uh we're about to watch it on my stream if you want to come over and you can give some commentary if you want it needs the context man okay so i'm at like 15 seconds or so i don't know if this is like a spoiler for sabrina the teenage witch it probably is would you call this a spoiler uh as long as you it's not a spoiler as long as you like stop watching after she gets shot okay all right so this is it right here are you ready i can't click on anything on my computer [Music] what it was before that [Laughter] correctly is that the funniest thing you've ever seen it's up there i i didn't even know that's what i didn't know what supreme even looked like i thought that was another character and see look white blue white blue the thing that i jumped on was white blue all right are you where are you i like ran all the way to a safe house i'm telling you you didn't see the like two seasons before that where she shows up and every problem is solved because she's sabrina because she literally just fucking gets shot and died is it a good show i guess you've watched through two full seasons of the show is it good i i've i've seen it all she um i think we're gonna get married like is it is the show a good show i like can't say yes but i love how fucking dumb it can be like i i like love it as a basically video candidate pretty much like really i love love it yeah really okay there's one episode that i don't even like describing it is is gonna be it's gonna be too much we potentially see another basically on this uh show uh i have a basically half made still oh did i ever show it to you i think you did i need to finish that it's a good one to actually finish it yeah yeah it's been like a year of it being half done all right so we're safe here yeah we're safe i'll get the honey and stuff out here it's everywhere like anything unironically diablo two double two bloodborne i love a lot of things i just think it's boring to describe things you like you burger yeah that's all right i'm not doing a burgers anymore are you do you not let me ask you something do you not like to talk about things you like because you don't want to seem like like oh you don't want to like tell people how cool something is and then they don't like it no i just legitimately think it's kind of boring and it's much more interesting to like analyze things and like analyzing something you like is like no i like that it's that's just that's all it is that's like the whole conversation everyone's like oh you don't like any games all i ever hear is you don't like this like slay the spire for me is like a 10 out of 10 brilliant game but i'm not i don't like it's just hey slow spider okay put the spear down put the spear down i get it why are you gonna put the spear down jesus you coming at me somebody said he wants rage clicks i'm getting them definitely it's working for me no i think i i can understand that in a way i get okay i like this it's like you like it right but what more is there to say back in the day we could talk about like all the weird shit within smite or i could go on for a long time about like overwatch is fucking weird but like slice part it's just it's just a perfect great game just play it okay i mean i played this player good game right we can do this thing we can do this thing don't do it oh my spear um it was good i i kind of doing the math in my head kind of was hard and i was like yeah this is fun but it's not for me yeah math is like that i thought it was a good game though it's definitely really cool you coming we're getting them let's go i think we're going to try to get them i think all right so we got a lot of explosives here a lot of explosives he jumped he's the jumper i'm gonna throw an explosive i got him watch out i killed him i throw that at you essentially be careful oh we got a whole bunch of zeds i don't know where they came from but they're here it's great and then like the reviews this is no review yeah game was really fun we really liked it does that distract you all right hey i'm running around so much oh i poisoned them he did a bit of a jumpy bro i played uh you played dark messiah right i did yeah good game end of conversation all right but you you can describe why something was good without just saying it was good i don't know if it's really worth it because what if somebody's like well why do you say that okay what if somebody disagrees with you that i don't think that game is good no no one disagrees with me like one when we brought up like best games of all time do y'all look 2 bloodborne like it's just like we both just agree it's very very obvious that we're both correct in this instance and same for dark messiah but what if somebody said dark messiah that game sucks what would you say kind of a weird opinion to just be like totally and completely wrong okay so they're gonna go why am i wrong yeah that's it's a bad game it's like stupid you fight or who cares like peter jackson did that fucking hundred years ago i don't even know who peter jackson is like do you like explain why you like something we'll see this this whole scenario like that doesn't bother me that they don't like it you're like oh like what if i told you like i disagreed and i like don't like like okay i'm upgrading my health someone comes oh bloodborne oh that game fucking saw all the souls games are the same all right i mean i could not wrong hmm interesting very interesting i think i want to test this theory okay so uh if somebody told you that i don't like dark messiah and you are stupid for liking it stupid for lying like you're you're an idiot like you you like that game because you're dumb now it becomes a personal attack do you defend yourself then no you don't i mean like that's just such a fucking weird person where like the person is basing intelligence level of other people on video game preferences and it's just a weirdo so you don't deny that you're stupid like surely i'm not i'm i am i couldn't have a potential conversation about like oh yeah like i could tell you why i like it but it's like i don't know it's not it's not an engaging conversation i'd rather talk about something like engaging and divisive like hillary's email what's up what's up i don't know we're all just agreeing dark messiah is an amazing game but yeah it is all right what do we need to turn in here that health upgrade was ass by the way i don't even know that i did it it's like plus one percent health it looks like i've just been taking the stamina and even the stamina is not i guess i don't know i took this weird upgrade and now if i press my sprint button i lose half of my stamina and i don't go any faster oh that's right i got that too i'm not pressing sprint though did you get the the ledge launch one that one's kind of ridiculous yeah he's forgetting to do it yeah me too you turn into like spider-man you ever play prototype no actually i wanted to that's a really really good game i tried to stream that game really yeah what happened the game ran like shit and it was like all messed up the frame rate was fucked up everything on are you down what did you play on i think it was pc who the fuck is this guy i don't but we're being chased we gotta ew move think they had it for sale on like playstation like a bundle of the old game i tried to screen record it i tried to capture it but it was all messed up yeah people are saying it doesn't work well on pc but there's a whole bunch of games i played in the last year i'm like this i'm not having fun this really feels like i should be playing prototype i can see that i'm popping this i don't think i can make this jump what did you try i didn't realize there was an edge there i almost just just did it go off me get up get up uh stir just maybe buy lay this bar on my phone goodness sick it's good get influenced maybe i should tell people things i like more and then they buy them and then it didn't really matter and where's my cuts please are you playing hearthstone still i saw you played recently i tried when they added like a new game mode thing to it uh not good yeah i i like watch people play battlegrounds on the twitch tv if you've heard this twitch platform yeah i like playing and i'm i kind of really don't care anymore and definitely not like standard i know i watch i watch i watch crip too i didn't say crip that's who you were talking about that's not who i was talking about are you kidding me okay grip the poe streamer i'm shocked i'm shocked that you're not watching preparing and like for a hearthstone i mean like sometimes but i don't stay up that late at night okay all right all right all right good go good answer you're safe i can't get in this fucking window i'm so pissed oh my god get in the window it's really kind of funny why won't go in the window what is happening come on he's pretending right no i'm not pretending i can't go in you can't get in the homie hole okay there you go oh we got a nighttime bonus so exhausting pretending this much all right cool we made it i need to craft some stuff give me a sec okay can you make these regeneration boosters that seems kind of i wonder what a small amount of health is 40. maybe it's not worth doing 40. two percent per second um i'm gonna go with what i know because i did upgrade these i could do one i'll get a few all tough yep 120 total how is that a small amount of health wait wait two okay this is a 60 second duration and it regens 2 health per second so it regens 120 of your health how is that a small amount of health i don't know i didn't make it i didn't i don't know who are you i got a combat skill what kind of cool about that gets smaller over two percent is small you know how percentages work it regens two percent of your health every second and it lasts for 60 seconds am i how am i reading this wrong two percent gets smaller every time oh because it's two percent of the current health that you're missing hmm yeah and two percent is the small you dunce you don't call me a dunce you just said not i'm not talking i'm not talking i did not i did not all right you ready ready for what i got i got a bunch of volunteers super over we're going this way we're going this way 200. oh my god why what the cost of stamina from things is really weird like exiting that pole ate all my stamina but holding on to the pole i think it gets better over time so where are we heading now just to the marker oh yeah i think we go in here and we tell the guys that we're like cool and people are saying like these are the questions you want to do for these guys and like we're doing them oh my god my favorite hearthstone card favorite hearthstone card for real no okay just passing the time i like like tess greymane somebody said i keep spacing out good you're right there's some water it's a trap looks like you were getting close to the truth eat a banana either they killed lucas or they know who did will force so you'll take all right i'm gonna laugh if he was just dead in your arms that doesn't seem to happen at the end of those i think we got an item for that we got like a a hammer i think he was thanks for killing that like 100 people you've killed here's a hammer to do it some more scrapper is that what we just got this thing is terrible yeah it was like a level one because we're still in the tutorial even though i this game's pacing is bizarre are we just slow we're definitely slow yeah but we also definitely had to play for like 40 minutes to even start the stream that's true and we were not pausing for mcdonald's orders during that 45 to 50 minutes i speed ran my heart out and it was still kind of like well it wasn't slow it was fine it was a good intro but now it's like introing again that you're in the city it's like going over the same stuff that's a little bit like you know you know kind of grinds my gears you know you know you're gonna get your 60 worth hey then what's the statement it looks like the bandits fled the water tower it's unoccupied later wants to take control of the water and force the bizarre folk to talk you just started running i'm not even worried about getting stunned no problem for me i'm gonna pick up some of these shrooms doing a little bit of live commentary right now i'm picking up i'm not gonna search this guy the true question is which came first ranch or cool ranch ranch because then that everything spun off of that we got a whole bunch of blues over here that i'm fighting some blues cool ranch always sounds like so odd to me i whenever i hear cool ranch for some reason i think that it's got like freon in it i don't know what i'm doing he's just bouncing around well you get like the chain kick combo where you parry someone then you stun the next guy but it's very awkward ooh oh no bandits can i craft something new um oh we're going this way come on you ever play the car dlc from dying light one i don't think so we i tried to play some of it on my own but we did not play secret over there uh any secrets over here i really just can't i can't get over how good this game looks i can't get over it i always turn all this shit off when i play these games i go to the check boxes and i turn off bloom refractoring lighting shadows i turn it all off so you got like a monster rig man what are those what are those specs tell me about your monster fucking rig man all right crack my fingers here all right you wanna hear the tower yeah let's get it all right so my rig let that happen what happened we just explode did i what'd you do did i do that should we respond to the last story point yeah what happened i uh you see this giant pile of explosives yeah i swung [Laughter] the swing never finished i was like they're going to play dude you got to do this dude you got to do this you're going to blow it up that was mine that's like kind of realistic though isn't it like we wouldn't see the explosion we just gone oh yeah i didn't like the sopranos ending don't talk about spoilers who hasn't seen the sopranos that cares because if you exploded like that it would just be like gone you it wouldn't be like boom oh my explosion oh final scene of sopranos when he walks up to the fucking the the the propane tank and he punches it and it just ends this is really weird hold on that was really funny like i just see tony soprano like at the end of the movie it's in the show just being like it's fucking stupid fuck you fuck this you fucking fool it's over credits fucking propane oh you don't think i fuck where you think you're funny fucking propane i honestly if i'm in control of any production or anything ever like that's how it's gonna end like that dumb my fucking head how how could you resist ending it with the person like punching a probe a propane tank yeah like just like sometimes shit happens not everything in life is like planned in a script room you know sometimes someone just fucking what happened sometimes someone just oh come on it didn't happen immediately yeah that's like the like you can see me do it but when you do it yourself it kind of stops early it does all right all right all right all right stop it it says quest failed on the credits oh we got to do this again you can't let that happen just fucking fucking slime guys just been fucking flying this fucking fucking where's the rest oh i think there's more find and disarm the explosive oh yeah there's a whole like there's a whole secret route up here any secrets over here oh yeah there's secrets up here ugh i just keep thinking of like tony soprano he's got like a gun in his hand it's like three or four the characters and they're all just like arguing now that you think that that's funny that sabrina cliff is that for me that's all right i get it because there's so much buildup in there so there's no reason for her to just suddenly get shot by a crossbow on the show to end so like in that my head cannon show's over there where's this other bomb i don't know i think we got some we gotta climb up here we're gonna go in here and the bombs don't swing on these don't swing we're going to climb again i'm not i'm not swinging we get it yeah there's more we need to go we need to do uppies i think oh from here yeah inside what what is this place why does anyone care if it explodes i don't i don't know it's an important building of some kind the water tower maybe where did you go how did you get up there inside this building they're in this room arguing tony soprano's in here i'm coming they will die jack shut the fuck up you fucking idiot someone's gonna punch it all right got it got it and the water is safe oh yeah there's a water tower i don't know why everyone's like worried about water most abundant resource you're like oh climb to the top of the water tower i'm going yeah we're doing some climbing i think i think you're right what the hell is that that just reminded me of do you want to go in the cage do you remember mr show mr who mr show is it was a show on hbo it was uh bob odenkirk and uh david david um my god what's his name david david david david david david david i'm so stupid david cross uh it's a kind of it was a sketch comedy show and you want to talk about one of the funniest things that you've seen which is the sabrina thing they did this bit where it was like the sopranos but all of the violence and swears were edited out of the show because it was for like network tv it was like and for the first time we're airing like the the soprano family on uh abc and dude it was the funniest fucking goddamn thing like every two seconds it's just like shut and then like somebody appears like face down at the table with like a gun wound like i gotta find it they didn't mute it they cut oh it's the it's we're doing a youtube watch right here do you do you know the like macho man thing where every time he takes a breath they cut yep mr show sopranos what would it be called yeah mobster movie edited for tv here it is we're going to watch this right now this is absolutely fucking hysterical this is very bad i think hopefully i can click on it this is open up my screen i know i have blend unable to do anything on my computer oh right right i i i like if i all hav if i end task but not you know windows you know i'm going all right here we go you ready okay wait but you're gonna have to shut the fuck up all right we have to do we have to do the same time or you didn't link me anything oh just type in mr show sopranos i'm watching on your stream but you need to shut up and you need to not pause it react and then on you need to not do that i'm not gonna do that i promise we're just gonna watch it i don't believe you ready one two three oh thank you this is nice sauce thanks for watching a loopy nerd we buried he's probably stinking up little parking horse by now hey watch your mother father mouth don't you tell me what to do you little piece of shoe hey that's my human mother father sorry what the bulky use can grab mine on my book mother father chinese dentist okay that's good why why i'll tell you why because what pallies the channel six sunday sunshine moving picture show will return all right all right i mean that was it was it was really funny but not the funniest thing you've ever seen in my life that's bob odenkirk yes that's saul goodman watch the mad tv one two yeah that one's funny too they're all funny uh can you hear me i can hear you yeah everything locked up again um you better call saul coming soon i haven't i don't say anything i haven't seen anything i don't i don't know if it's come out yet i just remember hearing that it would be soon you're are you saying you haven't seen like anything i haven't seen past season two so don't say anything fine what are you doing i'm crying what your turn okay made it after all [Music] ah nice moves man ah you really learned all your parkour thank you you have any grenades i dude i do because i think we're about to fight one of the bosses of the game up here you got a bit and i don't really have a bit i'm just saying throw a grenade at him oh is that oh we gotta we gotta open this hey come down here i'm on top of the hey hey come down here where i am i need you to open this plywood door this is an important cutscene we don't want to skip this one yeah nice and easy ah it's really heavy lots of stuff opens from the bottom in video games why um are you ready to grenade these guys it's going through the ceiling dude i'm not i have one grenade i have nine [Music] wait does he have the exploder in his hand he does he has the exploder in his hand see isn't that the pilgrim who showed up with the bizarre reason oh no this is a walkie-talkie don't you get it no i don't trust that fuck you don't trust anyone we don't trust anybody well they're doing like a fucking improv show for us just fucking fight so you're gonna start dancing i hope no i won't help you you bargain with extortionists they're murderers you want to be on their side look at the wearing leather jackets you did this you pay for that oh do my mouth get to the edges of the room did we get him you got him how what how you just threw like 400 dollars at him that was like a grand we both keep trying to do it are we gonna land it [Music] why did you do that i don't know he was dead turn the water back on he was already dead man it really was so stupid though back when movies would air on tv on network tv when you know netflix hbo there's nobody that doesn't exist it what they would put the stupidest shit in place of swears they would really do this oh yeah i forgot they actually would like change the words rather than believe it's controlled and it would be the actor would do it forgot yeah they were oh man how do they i like missed the whole joke that's true though it'd be like you are out of your flooping mind this stuff that nobody would ever say they would really do that it made no sense oh we get like a choice are you seeing this yeah there's either car traps or zip lines that one's zip lines like who cares about a car trap yeah we zip lines for sure i just want to go i'm voting zipline yeah i voted we did it peacekeeper bow is the best weapon in the whole game yeah so how did how did we go from like needing to find our girlfriend to saving villages i don't know maybe how does that always happen maybe we should play the game and find out okay you should uh not skip every single dialogue piece i mean i can't skip this for some reason i've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane that's the classic that's a classic one [Music] okay city alignment [Music] we playing planetside yeah okay city alignment tool yeah my city is aligning okay oh look there's like a whole other area oh there's like a whole other area in this game yeah we've been we've been in on darnassus for the last six hours and six and a half hours dude there's like a whole downtown there's the wharf very cool hey then where the fuck are you barney knew lucas was trying to capture him jack and joe warned him he could have avoided the trap but he went into it anyway that's when luke maybe we should check out donnie's hideout at the hotel tango you doing all right i'll make sure the place is safe are you are you worried about me uh you want to but not like half an hour 30 minutes i uh yeah now that we unlock the new area i think that's about it for me i mean we've been playing for almost six and a half hours you know i would be good honestly though you good i don't know if you want to play again or what what okay it just seems like a funny spot to end we're like yeah we've been playing like all day i wouldn't mind okay have you gone to a thousand points a thousand um i feel like i would have to see the new area i'm at like 9 50. i feel like okay i don't i don't feel like the game has too many surprises left well you start getting grappling hooks and your wing-a-dings and maybe yep i i think it's like it's like most games these days it's front loaded with so much bullshit even if the rest of it is fun and it's hard to recommend to anyone you're like oh yeah if you want if you watch like the first season like season two is pretty good skip three yeah and then like like four is all right yeah that does tend to happen nowadays yeah i think it's good i felt that way about dying light one though too that if if you just had all your stuff unlocked and it really was like sandbox world the game probably would have been a lot more fun i could see that all right i will say i give it a i give it like a 9.8 me like a 9.8 and a half that's very high does your scale go up to like 20 or i was just waiting for you to be like you're a fucking idiot so then i could prove to you that i could prove to you the point you made earlier that well because i know that you're joking i was waiting for you to call me dumb okay like bloodborne's a 10 this is a 9.8 now this is a solid this is a solid game i'm doing a jump joke are you let me see all right yeah maybe i mean if you want to play it again we could all we could play again if you wanted to how do you feel how are you what's your schedule like stir uh my schedule is uh panic panic stress uh saturday myriad wipe my wipe my brow uh which by the way breath and a panic that's in the middle of it episode four it just happened right yeah yeah what is the what is the myriad by the way just curious oh i mean the myriad is uh basically like a dnd campaign that i run every week on my channel on saturdays we've got a couple of fun uh gamer streamers and in the future germa is going to be a part of it uh because it's a whole system i programmed and you don't you you can have streamer braimarot and play it because it's all automated and i am i am the dungeon master production man of the show right hey where can we find you uh on twitch.tv stir any more any is there more that's s-t-e-r i feel like i'm i'm killing this yes s-t-e-r okay yeah it's it's d and d without the d and d that it's d d without like all the stuff that makes the indie slow yeah yeah pretty cool i think it's a really cool thing all right you can just wait till germa plays it because one day he's gonna play it one day yeah whenever we decide to do that oh yeah indeed uh if you if you actually do want to play this again at some point like this week or whatever let me know we can get to the non-tutorial island what's your schedule like i i was going to do like some just chatting stuff but tomorrow's valentine's day and i want to spend it with my girlfriend so uh i was thinking about i don't know maybe like do you want to play on like wednesday uh i mean i was just curious your general overall i mean i'd even be like like like if i was like hey like what about this other game we're like oh cool new thing then we do we do the new thing um i was i mean wednesday i was probably gonna stream like irl just like just chatting for like an hour or two okay we'll we'll figure it out we can play on wednesday yeah okay sounds good thanks for playing stir appreciate it okay yeah yeah take care and uh you know what um yeah i'm bye and we'll see we'll see on probably wednesday all right all right is it a date it's a date all right uh i will see you guys but we'll do it on wednesday seems like a good time to do it let me try to gift a hundred community subs again for like the 10th time uh let's i'm gonna run the credits thanks for watching everybody i don't want to go too too late here into eastern time i wonder if my car is going to get declined again yeah on wednesday we'll i was gonna do two days in a row but it's valentine's day i i wanna spend it with holly so i'm gonna spend it with ollie we're gonna have a plan it's gonna be fun yeah yeah we'll uh me and stir will play probably again on wednesday we'll do the browser game stuff on wednesday too because i honestly i'll be really honest i don't think i would be playing this on stream for like another like eight hours so oh the game master he is a game master see he proved it right there game master has disconnected you and you're gonna return to your game all right a couple things i do want to talk about real quick today is the last day for you to nominate people for the streamer awards it ends i believe tonight at midnight so if you have i i i was gonna take it on stream but i've looked at the list and i realized that i don't think i would reliably be able to answer too many of these just because i don't really watch a ton of like some of the content that's here yeah i'll link it hold on it is alone is the streamerawards.com here it is there are shitload of categories you guys know uh cutie cinderella and maya they are running this there's a ton of people involved um it seems like a pretty cool idea it's sort of like a twitch awards show if i could give you the ones if you want me to do some nominations here i could probably give you some if i'm scrolling down the list but like stuff like league streamer roleplay streamer battle royale stream i don't really watch too much of that uh so i don't really know but let's see here i'll give you some some examples the vote ended did it no it didn't did it it should be until midnight right it's ended it didn't it did it didn't oh shit did i miss it i don't know it doesn't i can i can see it still you don't have to enter a name for each yeah you can you can skip categories it says february 13th and yeah and tonight it yeah today tonight at midnight that's what i said uh yeah let me go through some of these real quick i'll give you some of my opinions uh i mean uh i'll start with i guess v tuber streamer that's that's i'm gonna say neanders i don't really know that many other vtuber streamers if i were to keep going uh best like smash brothers i don't really know sports game i don't really know i don't really know who else okay best variety streamer i would say ludwig ludwig absolutely is best variety streamer of the year without doubt best streamed event i would say you know you know whatever whatever i don't know you know there's things that happened this year or it's supposed to be 2021 so stream game of the year is what would be a stream game of the year stream game of the year because this is all across all shit you can't hold on this is across all the platforms right because it's not just like oh a game that i played on my channel it's like just across all of twitch all of youtube everywhere i mean among us i would probably say i mean that's like one of the biggest things that happened last year right i mean i i didn't play it i don't know it's my vote yeah it is it is i don't know i would probably say among us even though i don't even like play it best content organization esports or content organization that has created the best content during the past year but i think i probably put the production company that i work with every time community jake's uh company what i was gonna put is that i don't know if that's like an esport a content organization that has created the best content if that fits i mean i don't know if it does but that's jk productions i don't know if that's accurate but uh if i keep going i don't know i can't some of these it's hard like rising star award for instance i like who's like somebody that i didn't really notice before but they're like really kind of blowing up um it's hard to put somebody here because are we talking brand up and coming streamer that's had tremendous growth over the past year and has the potential to be a top streamer [Music] i mean i i would say i mean conor's been pretty popular for a while though maybe like atrialk but he's been popular too for a while how popular are they going to be this poppy is popular like five to ten like i don't know i'm not sure because all the people that i would put in this list are already pretty popular like they already have like a large following i don't know i don't know who to put there legacy or a legend who's contributed a great deal and it shaped the industry career achievement award i don't know i don't know who i would even say for that gamer of the year i gotta give that to xqc are you serious streamer that has extraordinary gaming abilities and has excelled at games over the past year and then streamer of the year streamer of the year i mean i think you gotta i think i have to nominate ludwig for this i think ludwig did a ton of shit he did so many things he i think he's probably one of the few people that is doing interesting content on every platform yeah but i'm not going to vote for myself i'm not going to go into the presidential booth and be like that's right ditch me oh i'm giving you my opinions right this is not just for twitch this is for everywhere this is youtube this is twitch this is out of facebook i don't know residents do do that though yeah but if i'm if i'm not talking about like being an ego andy i would say probably ludwig that's what i would say he's done a lot of stuff yeah he's also done a lot of stuff with this channel i mean a lot of things uh i got a lot of help from him over the last year or two for tons of different things so he's uh he he's a really really great dude and i really do genuinely think that like he does interesting stuff either that or i'm gonna put xqc like i'm just gonna put xqc here if it's not liquid that's what i'm gonna do also like league of their own the streamer is a pioneer that creates one-of-a-kind content with their creativity out of the box thinking they're a trailblazer in the streaming industry someone who relies on themselves for their content and genuinely isn't a league of their own i mean i would probably put xqc here too like xqc just does his own shit he doesn't like rely on anything or anybody else he kind of just does his thing he's in his own lane yeah but i'm not we're not talking about me right now i'm not talking about me you can vote for whoever you want and that's cool all right okay you can vote for wherever you want but i'm just okay i'm taking myself out of the equation i can't what am i going to be here be like oh let me tell you how i think about me i used to i belong here i belong here i belong here i belong here yeah best valorance streamer that's me baby yep uh yeah i think that's accurate i'm gonna say ludwig i think that's accurate all the others it's hard for me to do because i don't watch too many streamers we're the oldest juicer couple oh god what [Music] oh no all right i'll see you guys on wednesday take care of yourselves let me try to give a hundred community subs [Music] i hope it works okay here we go are you ready does it go through uh-huh come on oh wait i have to actually get my credit card again it's not saved why is it not saved [Music] 100 subs let's go oh i got it i got it it's in there here we go please work please work please work please work payment processing what the fuck purchase could not be completed there was an error during the order why can't i not buy community subs i literally used this credit card like 10 like 12 hours ago why is this keep happening i got to i gotta have to talk to twitch why is this happening every option doesn't work i used this card i'm not kidding like less than 12 12 hours ago okay i get up i gotta i gotta talk to twitch and be like why can't i not give subs do i buying one okay i'm gonna buy let's let's see if i can do like 10. [Music] let's do 10 subs complete purchase okay payment processing your gift order will be completed soon purchase could not be completed there was an error during the order i don't get it uh i'm i'm going to try to get to the bottom of this and i'm going to try again because i've tried three different payment methods [Music] can we try holly can you gift 100 subs and i'll just send transfer money to you okay can you can you try hold on hold on let me let me let me see if i can get this to work all right hold on wait a minute wait hold on let me try using my card yeah wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait come here here use my card okay she's gonna try to use my card but if that goes through that's fucking weird why is it happening i wonder if it's gonna work you have to put the numbers on the back i i did honestly if this works i i'm gonna have to actually talk to twitch and be like why am i banned from community subs i thought that that was just her ollie do 500 no only do a hundred did it work oh she needs like bank info hold on sending bank info oh don't do a thousand okay here we go did it work i don't think it worked no nothing no i didn't accidentally use a dave and buster's gift card you got an error yeah what's going on here all right i don't know what's going on i gotta call my bank uh all right well i'll see you guys on wednesday hopefully i got this figured out it didn't work i'll see you guys later have a wonderful rest of your day thank you i'm not broke i just my car doesn't work in twitch but i've worked everywhere else that's so weird happy valentine's day all of you you know just just have a good day you know you want to raid something all right let's rate somebody i mean this raid is going to be like a hundred people i've been sitting here dilly dallying who's live let me take a look okay what do we got what we got what do we got what we got what we got what we got vinnie's doing weird ai shit all right let's go i will see you guys on wednesday have a great night go say hello to vinnie take care of yourselves goodbye good night [Music] i'll see you soon why why why did i wait so long to say that last part wait it's way too long yeah and no all right i'm being serious dead serious andy right now no more the raid song shit don't no more that like rating people when they get raided and they just have to look over and they get being forced to have to do something don't no more of that shit no more no more raid songs no more raid songs no more raid songs stop it stop it stop it stop it i demand it i command it i'm telling you i demand you don't do this i command it [Music] i'll see you tomorrow no wednesday no wednesday wednesday wednesday are we grounded again we'll find out have a great night guys see you later goodbye you

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Length: 408min 30sec (24510 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 14 2022