Jeffy Videos | 1 Hour! (SML Compilation #1)

uh guys are you ready to go back to school no dude I hate school yeah school sucks are you talking about guys those awesome no it's not Cody why are you sucking no yeah are you such a geek come on guys school is great we get to learn new stuff everyday like math and science and social studies it's so cool it's the power of learning nonsense I know I know dude okay everybody calm down and just look at my new backpack whoa it's Hello Kitty yeah sure is look at its little cat ears and it's cat face and it's all sparkly and it's bulletproof cuz yeah you know well check out my backup it's also bulletproof ads pokemon edition whoa dude that is awesome yeah did you just take Poliwhirl over all the other Pokemon no it came like this but Jenny I see charm Anders tail and Pikachu's ears don't you see it's tough yeah Joseph where's your backpack oh wait we're supposed to have backpacks yeah you Peter stop to school oh yeah I forgot I have a backpack look at my backpack guys back yeah it's very expensive dude yeah I mean you spelled backpack wrong but other than that it's cool dude I didn't spell it wrong it was the designer oh yeah that's a really cool backpack guess what dude I could carry my lunch and my books in here wow that's awesome oh speaking of lunch I think chef PB is making me lunch for school today so let me get that and then we'll go ahead to school okay okay dude yeah Jr and I quite fit in his lunchbox that I made for you you made this yes I made this well to picture your face on it I know because you think about me all the time don't you no but I guess when I see your face on my lunchbox don't think about you you better and it even has my famous catchphrase on it every day go Tuesday you say that all the time because every day go Tuesday so did you brought me tacos for lunch oh no we ran out what what yeah all I could find was this orange spikey fruit you might not want to touch it it's probably poisonous and I got some Mayo chopped and some cheese garlic and an egg oh thanks for the lunch chef peepee are you welcome now take your stupid lunch and go to school you little brat okay guys guys look chef peepee make me my own Lodge bollocks oh dude that is so awesome Wow and even has Chevy B's catchphrase on it every day is Taco Tuesday but I have never heard him say that ever well he says all the time yeah dude he's never said that [ __ ] he says at least once per video Cody look you can't stop this man from saying it they get them is this a dream what am I in a dream Cody he says it all the time right baby yeah yeah all the times hey chef peepee can I get a taco yeah because okay you can't we just go to school now yeah yeah it's all go welcome back class I hope you all had a really great summer but now it's time we get back to work and Isha is gonna be the hottest year of school that you ever had there's gonna be a rata mass a lotta science and a run a whole block so let me go get all of your homework Oh a bunch of homework hey gunner I didn't agat hae-jin yet he didn't like it but I like it I think oh my god ah you actually like homework yeah of course Junior yeah I guess we have to get some paper under that backpacks yeah let me get some paper on my backpack what wait Jeffy you don't have a backpack watch your backpack it's a pack that goes on your back and you sticks up in it oh my god diaper I can't take stuff from ya my God knows I can stick stuff on ya my god but okay you have to have a backpack I think yet you're gonna get mad yeah yeah get mad then yeah he's gonna get magic yeah okay whatever you shall need a backpack all right class this is your homework for a first night it's math test no calculator and I know if you use a calculator cuz I want you to show your work so everyone take the whole book and put it in their backpack hey jumpy why you know hot backpack I didn't like it oh you don't like it well I hope you're like carrying around on it almost every single night hey loser where's your backpack I didn't like it you don't like it are you just too poor to afford one I did I get ya we'll check out my backpack it has superheroes on it I didn't like it okay whatever you don't even have a backpack everyone has a backpack even Joseph has a backpack yeah oh hey Jeffy how was school tell me why you cry good school day I know you don't like school Jenny but you have to go to school fun oh wow that's gonna happen JEP you look in the mirror [Music] well you don't need a backpack JEP you don't do your school anyway what I just put stuff in your diaper what Danny I told him I could do that but they still made fun of me okay fine Jeff yeah I guess you do need a backpack I'll go to the store and get you the best backpack yeah I can buy good all right Jeffy I went to the store and got you a minecraft backpack it was most expensive backpack at the store Oh does that mean you like it or no here's your backpack for school I hope you enjoy and just go to school tomorrow and pay attention grape grape dare you I double dog dare you jump in this nice Minecraft backpack loser what is it or not I got my enchanted sword then I cracked it in Minecraft using the obsidian and Barney hugs you can't have that at school yes I can't hey what are you doing here well your son got in trouble today at school Jeffy got in trouble Jeff beat you got in trouble at school today Jeffy why'd you get in trouble jumping answer me answer me why do you get in trouble well he brought this to school but toy sword oh it's not just any toy sword it's an enchanted diamond toy sword ship you why'd you take towards the school chubbie don't take toys he won't do it again officer you know he didn't just bring it to school he hit a kid with it and now the kid wants to press charges but I didn't feel doing all the paperwork so I told the kid no he couldn't do that now I'm sure I'll be hearing about that later but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it that's future Me's problem okay well you know what Jeffie no taking toys to school okay monkeys what you said no more monkeys jumping on the bed when I was jumping on your bed you said that Daddy oh okay no no no monkeys jumping on the bed and no toys at school okay yeah he's not gonna take toys you're not gonna have another problem from us again okay great I'll remember that for the next time when I come back cuz you had a problem okay alright Jeffy service oh don't take toys at school don't hit kids with it show no toy yet school uh-huh no monkeys jumping on your bang uh-huh and and and no hitting kids with toys all right Jeffy I'll just sit here and I just want to leave you here so you could think about it alright Jeff you've been here long enough it's not to go to bed Oh anymore it's pooping my diaper it's a stick what Jack I spent 30 bucks on that thirty bucks that was your lunch money for this week Oh Jeffy why don't you don't want your backpack anymore okay I don't like it okay you know fine Jeffy I had a Christmas gift that I was trying to keep you know secret for you but if you don't like this backpack anymore I guess I'll show it to you here it is back with your face on it the backpack yes I'd want to see my pizza you say that all the time normal punky yeah seats Jeff Bailey I got your backpack it's custom made just for you where'd you get it daddy only at FM elmers.com not so plug daddy give me some glove slow daddy there's a bus back prank ever all right Jeffy boy anyway look if you get bullied just hide inside your backpack okay all right happy third day of school I hope you all did all 900 pages on your homework last night because tonight we have two thousand pages of homework and this night is very important because it's passport to advanced math so what we're gonna do is we're gonna keep doubling your homework every single day for the rest of the year hey loser what do you have a backpack on your head you caught me and why do you have your face on your backpack is it so you don't forget who you are Jeffy take off your head I have to see your face that's good enough no no it's not chef peepee not every day is Taco Tuesday you've never said that before stop saying it I hide my face to the backpack siren that ugly Oh idiot bottom jokes yes for what what what are you doing there oh my god what the [ __ ] hey Mario I'm back cuz there's been another problem what did you do this time daddy I do nothing it's a system trying to bring a brother down yeah okay well what he did is he tried to vaporize another student with his backpack vaporize yeah yeah he shot lasers out of his backpack and tried to vaporize another student the backpack can shoot lasers daddy when I counted 13 I skipped 12 cuz I ate 12 okay can't shoot lasers apparently it can because it did okay what happened well he tried to vaporize the kid but luckily the kid didn't get hurt because he has a bulletproof backpack you know kids these days always have bulletproof backpacks cuz well you know okay so I'm guessing the kid wants to press charges oh sure yeah he wants to but I can't do anything about it I'm still suspended from last time when I didn't let him press charges what you're suspended yeah yeah I'm not even really a cop right now I just kind of like to play dress-up so bye chef why would you do it to the kid was bullying me daddy it's my boy it keeps me from gambolling yeah that's not a guaranteed that's that's not legally binding in it it can't shoot lasers either I I don't I don't know why it did that anyway Jeffie don't let any bullies push you around okay and if you want your own Jeffie backpack go to SML merch calm and this video is sponsored by Oh jumpy what is that touch my chicken daddy I'm choking the chickens don't rip the chicken in here you're gonna choke the chicken do it in your room alright daddy oh sorry damn your slip well don't let it slip again [Laughter] you just give it to the back hello hey Mario I need you to get down to the library immediately the library why because we're having a very quiet business meeting and I need you here okay uh can I bring my son with me I don't have a babysitter well is he gonna be quiet no well then there's your answer Mario okay I'll be there about 10 minutes like I got a babysitter how about be here in five minutes okay I'll be there in five minutes how about three minutes okay I'll be there in three minutes how about just be here now okay look it's gonna take a few minutes I'll be there fast I can't okay good okay I need a babysitter Who am I gonna call ghostbusters I feel like I can go oh hello hey there you call the police yeah come inside okay no my son needs a babysitter and I was hoping you could babysit him no I'm a cop not a babysitter well it would only be for like 30 minutes no I have better things to do like what well you know like stopping crimes like writing people tickets and tasing people and eating doughnuts well it's only for 30 minutes I don't have a babysitter I can't leave him home alone okay what happens if I get a call for like an armed robbery something you're not gonna get it armed robbery call it's the middle of the day nobody's gonna rob something in the middle of the day well you'd be surprised look it's only for 30 minutes okay fine but just be quick okay I'll be really quick Jeffy behave you have to listen to me I'm a cop hey kid you want to listen to the police radio okay pretty cool sometimes I fall asleep through it [Music] we have an armed robbery at the footlong finger sandwich shop please use extreme caution subject is armed and dangerous oh my god an armed robbery I gotta go help but I promise to watch this kid look kid I need you to come with me and lay and leave the chicken okay all right Jeffy you stay in the car I got to go in there and do something what's happening what don't worry about it just stay here it's too dangerous hungry when you told me stay in the truck I'm going time guys sandwich nobody stupid Jeffie you just stop the robber I did yeah you're a hero alright guys I'm back what guys guys Wow Jeffy you are a real hero thanks mister Oh what's going on well Jeffy has stopped a Tonga robbery all by himself what's her good daddy you're talking to an armed robbery look I warned you this could happen but it's okay it worked out Jeffy saved the day yeah dad look at my medal I don't believe any of this happened it's all over the news he knew they a child has stopped an armed robber at a local restaurant here's the police chief now the special press conference hello today we are celebrating the heroism of these two men this officer here was shot by a nerf moment in the line of duty and from that he has been awarded the Purple Heart thank you thank you so much Adric myself and this child here Jeffy single-handedly stopped an armed robber oh actually I used both of my hands right well for his heroism he has been awarded the Congressional second-place Medal of Honor what chef Lee you actually stopped it on robber that's so brave of you yeah Danny I even gonna check your place medal second place medal why'd it get a second place medal now cuz spider-man get the first place medal he always gets the first place medal what did spider-man do only see Jeffy just stopped in on ghurabaa but spider-man stopped the train from derailing with his bare hands you tell me which is more impressive well it's still cool that you got a medal jumpy yeah we're even offering Jeffy a job as a cop what he's 15 years old yeah but you see how he handled that robber you took him down I couldn't do that I got shot he got a medal well I don't think Jeff he should be a cop because he's too young and I think he has the rest of his life to think about what he wants to be when he grows up but daddy I want to be a Popo see he wants to be a Popo whoa Jeffy being up being a popopo is very dangerous and I don't think you should do it okay I want to beat people up yeah it's a spirit what would you feed being a Popo ed you don't just beat people up right yeah okay well Jeff if you really want to be it then then that's fine but be careful okay okay all right great I'll go get his stuff all right Jeffy there's your official police uniform now you wear that badge with honor just know that you can walk around telling anybody what to do you are the law PP yeah all right let's get you your gear and this here is your beating stick when people get up buddy you just whack them with it like let me try not me ouch okay these are your handcuffs you use those to arrest people and these are the keys do not lose them all right now this is your gun it's not real because you're a child but there you go just don't point it at anybody all right one more thing you got to do before you can become a police officer you got to get tased okay all right now hold still this is gonna hurt a lot oh no it's fun do that again really yeah okay did that hurt no it felt silly oh no that really that hurts a lot okay all right all right Jessie I think we're ready to go on Patrol let's stop some bad guys all right you know all right Jeffy this is your first patrol or on speed ticket duty so we're gonna sit here we're gonna wait for somebody to come by who's speeding then we're gonna pull them over and give them a ticket okay okay there's gonna be fun yeah it's better fun sometimes it gets a little boring but whoa whoa did you see that guy you must be doin ten over the speed limit all right Jeffy we got him now I need you to follow me and watch how we give a routine speeding ticket okay all right Jeff you watch this sir sir roll your window down sir oh man I know this guy he's not gonna roll his window down he thinks he doesn't have to roll his window down yes you do sir roll your window down roll it down sir you better roll your window down you better roll it down no sir if you don't roll your window down right now I'm gonna break your window this is all legally be has to sir we've been through this before roll it down more a little more no boat is all I have two rolls it down learn the law no you will learn it roll your window down more bond this is all you get all right fine sir do you know how fast you were going oh you can tell me how fast I was going could you pull me over sir I know how fast you were going but do you know how fast you were going well if you know how fast I was going why don't you tell me okay fine sir you were going too fast you were speeding whoa too fast ain't enough but you better give me your number sir what if let me just see a license registration please do you gots a war no that's not how this works this it is you have to have a warrant to ask for my license registration no no sir I don't have to have Lauren just show me your license I will tell that to Facebook because I'm recording you look Facebook this officer trying to violate my rights by pulling me over he don't have no warrant for my license registration okay Jeffy sometimes they're gonna try to record you they're allowed to do that but just tell them they're not okay so you're not allowed to record me yes I am this is my second Amendment rights I can record you and I can put it on Facebook say hi to Facebook officer so you're not allowed to record me just give me a license I don't has to yes you do sir give me a license right now oh my room don't do it I'm a rolling you better not run what you turn the car on here we go I'm all wrong you better not run here our goal so you better not do it sorry sir I'm leaving don't you do it oh well there he goes all right Jeffy back to the truck all right let's get him he's already gone wait we're not going to chase him no it's the whole thing I don't really have that much gas and he's already far away and he's in a car and I'm in a truck and it's dark so no that's okay we got his tag number we'll get him later but I hope you learned a lot from that you know if I had got him out of the car first before he drove off we would have had him so just just remember that always get him out of the car first all right now let's wait for some more speed as' I used to be a drummer in high school so cool anyway what's your favorite kind of donut chalk white oh yeah mine's cream-filled whoa do you see that guy let's go get them [Music] yeah all right Jeffy we got him now I'm gonna let you take this one by yourself I think you're ready okay all right now just remember what I taught you got it roll your window down oh I'm so sorry officer are you on this beautiful night oh I'm sorry officer were we speeding yeah you were oh no if only there was something I could do to get us out of this yeah yeah you can show me some license and registration oh I say we wait some food on baby I'm good with persuasion give me a second Oh officer I wasn't paying attention to the - I didn't know we were speeding but my wife is she's in labor oh you in labor baby oh I'm in labor oh I think I feel the baby coming I feel the hand oh the baby need my wife is in officer we need to get to the hospital fast you're not going anywhere until you show me some license and registration Cantwell officer can I just get a warning please you can get out of the car that's it I'm recording you yeah record this for Facebook baby hey Facebook can you believe this that's the officer tried to arrest me cuz of my skin color and I'm in labor oh if you don't get out of the car I'm gonna tase you no I go to church no go to church what you are watching is cell phone footage of a police officer KZ an innocent man the police department has responded by firing the officer and they're holding a live press conference now let's go to that are we rolling okay good d'arnot Geoffrey give me that badge you've embarrassed the entire police department Monty do anything no we don't have any more room in this precinct for crooked cops now you get out of here Oh what what's going on all right Jeffy you safely home from all the rioting what happened well Jeffy had taste a guy who said he went to church and they got it on camera well you wouldn't give me a slice in Georgia registration and I didn't want to run in her wine yeah but they got it on the cellphone camera doesn't look too good kid sorry we gotta fire you oh man I'd like to be the Popo so what's gonna happen now no well your song can never be a police officer now and you should probably stay out of the public for a little while anyway I'm done here bye well Jeffy at least you're home safe what do you do now that you're not a cop one day let me keep the Taser that's cool question and you better not say the n-word what yeah they're just new toy I want and it costs $500 and I want you to buy it for me no see daddy there you go screaming inward luck it's nothing Chucky I'm not gonna spend $500 on a toy what Dad you haven't even seen a commercial yet see look watch moving robot bang moving robot bang go buy the hottest toy of the year for $500 or you a little wimpy kid you've ever seen it's peepee Jeffy yes it's a really cool toy but I'm not gonna spend $500 on that toy Jeffy Jeff you look like you already have a bunch of toys look if you want that toy why don't you have a yard sale and sell your old toys and using the money from your old toys you'll make a lot of money selling your old toys is a lot of kid to it they would like those toys so just sell them your Jail I need to make my own cuz my daddy hates me and he's making me live on the street ooh a yard sale I do love a good deal hello sure welcome to the Jeffy shop if you have any questions just let me know wait is that $15 per crayon yep sure is these babies come in all different colors red blue green you name it but but it's a box of 120 crayons I'll tell you what if you buy right now I'll show you the whole box of crayons for a thousand bucks no I'm not spending $1,000 on crayons and what is this $25 per cup of play-doh yeah but that's because just plain always dry now if you want the good stuff 50 bucks per cup down there that's only slightly dried out what these prices are ridiculous no one's gonna pay $50 for a cup of play-doh all of these prices are way too expensive just look at mr. Potato Head over there he's 150 dollars and his tongue is 30 was because his tongue gave me strong just ask mrs. but they ahead there's a reason they've been married for 50 years and what about Patrick he's 75 dollars look the look in his face says that he knows how expensive he is $1.00 to look on my face when you decline my $1,000 offer huh that's lightsabers pretty cool though 100 bucks yeah I'm not paying a hundred bucks for a plastic lightsaber it whose toothbrush is this oh that's mine it's only slightly used what you I'm not buying any of that what wait wait a minute is that lego Darth Maul yep hundred bucks oh my god I really really want that um what will you take before you take five dollars for him know what come on well I was really hoping you'd go down to five dollars well aren't you hope in one hand and pooping the other and see which one fills out faster well what can I get for $5.00 um what I can take one of these crayons and break it into three pieces and give you on two pieces yeah yeah that I want that all right what color you want blue all right all right pick which piece you want sir but they're all different sizes all right well they picked a smallish piece of here and complain about it all right fine I guess I'll just take the drawing part all right thank you for your business sure come back soon oh yeah I'm gonna come back hey jumpy house the yard sale going brain daddy my shelves are up and my syndrome is down Chevy look at these prices are ridiculous what these are my toys daddy I didn't want to show them so I just marked them out of price I'd be willing to let him go for me no one's gonna pay these prices watch this for my hand daddy just didn't grow on trees well okay well there's nothing here for $5 what they buy well they bought one third of a crayon daddy well you found a sucker then Jeffy no one's gonna pay these prices and look if you don't want to sell these toys and then some stuff that you don't care about oh okay no some stuff I don't care about yeah do that sell stuff you don't care about an insult at a cheap price a cheap price to make quick money all right Chevy we're jealous money from Daddy I've been getting cash taking names I'm not taking names because I'm too busy getting cash where'd you get all this money from daddy asked me if I'm poor are you poor straight in word damn talking no look at all this paper paper yeah I'm talking paper like pee-peed but with cash daddy Oh Jeff you simply how do you call this money there's no way people paid that much money for toys well I sold all this stuff I didn't want daddy would you sell everything in the house what yeah come take a look at these sales dang cool watch change look at all these shame Jeffie I don't see any of your toys missing what you sell I sold the couch for five bucks yeah and this one for sale too if you want to buy jelly you could not sell our furniture five bucks is way too cheap our couch and this table is $3 $4 for these chairs Chucky you cannot sell out loud Chevy you cannot sell our stock hey I found this iron in a closet how much do you want for it um two bucks oh okay no no that's her are now daddy Chevy you're supposed to sell your toys not my stuff well daddy you told me to show the stuff on caramel and I didn't care about the couch I found this razor how much do you want for it um Bob mom oh okay there you go my razor just you can't get my stuff get all these people out of my house no sales customer needs me Herbert back what what's the problem sure oh yeah I was wondering is it four dollars for each knife or for the whole set oh it's fertile Hall chef okay Jeffy why they use roll of paper towels more expensive than aisle couch supply-and-demand Danny people need those paper towels it's kind of big coins it was hot but your song everything way to cheat the toast I like $5.00 a blender to the stove 10 the microwave three exactly why are you selling this drawer for $2 nobody's gonna buy a drawer I guess sold one for $2 what Tyrel okay Bonnie drove for $2 Oh baby that's my joke give it back no I paid for this get your own girl don't let it lie hey boss man boss man yeah what's up I think I'm gonna get these nice real and I'm gonna get this toaster oven - okay that'll be nine bucks oh come now okay all right come on you can't just keep down my stop Oh hon dang another customers calling what hi right here you scram go hey don't talk to my customers like that how mad I don't be sure oh yeah how much of these cheese balls Oh two bucks no can I get a free sample well you know he's a homeless guy he doesn't want a free sample he's just gotta steal it dang we do not discriminate you can have a free sample sir oh no I think you're showing at the table all right why are you interested in sure well I saved up a whole bunch of my toys family buddy and now I want to buy a cool toy oh you want to buy toys yeah yeah Jeffy saw him one of your toys okay um which toy do you want well no there's so many oh my god is it a bad man I don't light save oh it's a Power Ranger toy I don't know this is so many toys well we got [ __ ] see toys my mommy doesn't let me play with toys well 200 bucks change yours okay you got it he'll know something to sell your toys doesn't it jumpy well you bought this inner strong role in caramel nose Joey starts all my stuff in front of my customers look I'm jumpy can I speak to you upstairs then fine Danny come on let's go home here's the deal hold on Danny let me stop you right there the deals are downstairs making us all this cash Jeffy the only reason why you're selling stuff because you're selling an extremely cheap it's like they're stealing it dang they're buying it because I'm a good salesman really I didn't know y'all had it upstairs area Oh what is toilet paper going foot for box oh I got $2 I want my boat with two bucks how about three dollars okay okay here's the he was gonna happen you either get me all my stuff back I'll put you up for adoption Danny why are you hanging on your paper chasin well what do it plays music and it's not for sale I'm sick you're selling all my stuff get all my stuff back by the end of the night I grab buddy get my dancing never seen you again whose cell phone this is that's my cell phone what's going footballs man Oh Timbo get all my stuff back right now okay I'm tellin ya we're making Lily I found these hot dogs in a refrigerator yeah because of my food and you're just taking stuff out of my refrigerator you ain't gonna eat it what is going footballs man six bucks C says no it's kind of expensive but I can do that what you will say this remote no it we need that remote to watch TV the way I'm gonna show you how you like it okay I'll show you how you like whoo I'm a teacher a lesson he told me to poop in my hand and I did it but now I get dark model I'm gonna get a lot of kids with these toys Oh dad's how he wants to play it excuse me everybody in the house everything is now Adama will jump me we sold the house for $1 how does that feel one day and he still got my toy what's Jeffy that stupid toy he's not worth selling the house and everything in it has a stupid toilet Jeffy but daddy I can shoot balls we sold the house for a dollar that stupid toy one day you should never send in word what did you just say sold you can't sell this house why not because you still owe me money on it you cannot sell a house but you still owe money on Oh we'll see my son Jeffy you wanted this toy so he sold everything in the house in the house and we were just selling everything so we got out of hand you know this toy yeah I'm that toy this toy belongs to y'all yeah well not yeah we used the money from the house to buy it oh not anymore this is my toy now what what yeah cuz it's my toy and who did you sell this house to oh oh you're so done Mario but you are some done oh oh you and everyone else in this house get out but we bought this house for a dollar I don't care if this house was given to you for free are you if you ever try to sell your house again you're getting a spanking now where's your son [Music] like a year I got stuck at a stop sign Mario it wouldn't turn green cuz don't turn green yeah that's what the cop told me Danny I think she moved to Baltimore oh that's silly Jeffy well you've been gone for like but I don't really care I'm sick can you just help take care of me I'm so sorry Mario let me check it to see if you have a fever oh my gosh Mario you're burning up I'll go to the store and get you some medicine no you're not allowed to leave yeah you might leave and go to Baltimore GERD every time you leave you leave for like a year you're gonna stay right here okay you're not leaving you're not going anywhere okay Mario but let me at least call the doctor okay oh you gonna call a doctor right here you're not gonna move deploy your phone and call a doctor okay hey there somebody call a doctor oh my gosh you look horrible okay now I'm sick and my feelings are hurt you know you're not much to look at either you know if you were one of the only two girls left on earth I'd say show me the other one anyway Mario is really sick can't you help him oh he's sick well what about me I'm sick nobody seems to care about me you know who does the doctor call when he gets sick nobody ever seems to care about me or my feelings and that apple a day thing that's bullcrap I've been eating an apple every single day and I still got sick okay well you know what you [ __ ] the became a doctor if you get a wider complain every time still get sick you know what you're getting sucking I'm not helping why don't I make you some soup does it involve you having to leave the house no okay then great go make me some soup you don't leave for a year okay Mario here's your alphabet soup alphabet soup and there's a special message in there just for you special message get well soon daddy oh I get what you're trying to do you haven't been here for a year so you're trying to get free get it I'm sick but I can still take over my goal what yeah daddy I spelled it for you now I also have your spoon right here among Gooch oh yeah let me get for you here comes you try no no the trains derailed put it back okay I'll put it back well you know what I'm not really in the mood for soup but Mario we'll make you feel better no it's fine I'll just sit here and die at least let me get you some medicine okay you can get me some medicine just don't leave the house and I brought you some cough drops too okay first of all I'm not gonna take the cough drops I feel like I'm choking on when I'm suck it on them and I'm not addicted nyquil can it taste horrible and I don't want to go to sleep you know what Mario I don't feel good all right Danny I'm doctor jumpy and I'll be taking care of you this evening oh you're so cute a boy dr. Dieker you're dead um excuse me ma'am I did 12 years in medical school at Johns Hopkins I will not have you talk down to me now if you'll excuse me I need to evaluate my patient oh this is so cute play dress-up all right sure I have your patient information here I just need to go through and make sure it's correct okay model have time till it's sick all right according to your chart we have that your name is daddy yeah Thursday and your date of birth is really really old okay I'm not that old well you are getting older Mario yeah and we also have that your weight is fat I'm not fat you could go on a diet and we also have that your height is short I'm not that short oh you're not the tallest person either Mario and in your temperature is hot AF well I am burning up I have a fever all right and your injury is ball that's not an injury and I'm not bald my hairline just push back and we also have yet you have a rash on your peepee and it burns when you pee oh no what have you been doing while I was away well definitely not you I mean unless you can give yourself a hand burn well I'm prescribing some Sooyoung cream for your wiener daddy I don't need it I don't need any lotion I don't need anything I think we need to operate with the dough we thought we don't need to operate I just need you guys to leave me alone like they mad I need to check your vitals before we operate Jeffy you look ridiculous he looks stupid where are you die mommy's right you got your bra bleep aunt Jo no I don't have my grumpy pants on I have my sick pants on I don't want people to bother me well I need to listen to your bud wasn't my butt Mario play along he's being creative he could be a doctor one day he's not gonna be a doctor beats by my butt listen do it hey you got poop in your butt my butt you need to operate on my butt no today we got operate I got screwed up you know what no but stop look look I don't want medicine I don't want operation I don't need you to be a doctor I don't need a doctor I just well lay down and rest y'all just stop bothering me what my great grandmother had this old family recipe and I know it'll make you feel better okay well then go get it okay okay here's a special cup I got for you and has an M on it for Mario or monkey and the secret recipe is a cup of warm water and a lemon or mousse a whole lemon yes Mario until they drink that yes Mario how am I supposed to drink it yes Mario I would like to make a suggestion to put something in the cup and my most professional doctor opinion no Jeffy it's fine the recipe is fine I would like to put my band-aid that's be on my leg for two weeks in the Coppa Jeffy no Jeffy yes Jeffy if you stick your bandit in a drink I'm not good ok now I'm not gonna drink because there's a bad day today I also want to put my lucky paying name okay I'm definitely not drink addicted now there's a band-aid and a penny in it I also wanna put a blue thumb tear though tell me now ok doesn't matter the color it still is a thumbtack I'm not gonna drink it and the Nerf dart ok the fee stupid ok I'm not I'm definitely not drinking you know what this is all stupid I don't need hold on last but not least I need to hawk a loogie in this drink you're not fitting in the drink ok you know you think Jeremy being a stupid dog doctor every you just buy me a budget no crime hey somebody call a doctor oh thank god you're here doctor they won't stop screaming and crying in my ear and I'm so sick yeah I just wanted to come and apologize for how I was acting earlier you know I'm sick and I got all these jobs so I gotta be a doctor and a cop and a firefighter all while being sick and there's no one there to take care of me then I got to go home to my ugly wife so she can nag in my ear all day and don't even get me started on her snoring oh well I'm sorry to hear about that doctor but I've been so sick I keep coughing and sneezing and I have the worst headache ever well honestly I didn't have a headache until they start screaming in my ear well maybe you shouldn't be so grumpy Mario well maybe you should cut some of the hair around your ear so you can hear me and understand that all doing is trying to not be annoyed all day all right daddy it's time for your shot wait who's this chump I'm doctor jumping oh no you're not I'm the only doctor in this city in this town ain't big enough for the two of us where do we even get your degree I did 15 Johns Hopkins oh yeah well I did six months of Community College to take that um how are you even a doctor and where have you been for the last year miss I'm gonna move to Baltimore I don't want to hear a word out of you all right guys I'm sick can we like focus more on me and you take that doctor outfit off now come on you save some jobs for the rest of us well how about you make me how about we throw hands all right doctor fie he drank his nyquil yeah he's out like a light I wouldn't drink that that's gross oh we should probably let Mario get some sleep yeah I'll probably feel better when he wakes up but I don't want to see you here again Oh Mario I'm so glad you're feeling better yeah I'm sorry for being rude earlier it's just I don't like being sick and all so you were gone for a year so I was annoyed at that no I'm sorry Mario well I'm feeling a lot better now oh man my house payment is due today I don't have them I tap it why am I so poor panda eating chili drinking Fanta making snow call me Santa eat green beans in your canta what are you doing I listen to music on my new beach by Jeffy headphones well Jeffy a daddy needs a loan so do you think you can loan me some money that you have all those merch sales sure Danny how much money you need $800 daddy you know what they call me in school what they call me the plug what the m-f and plug die boom here's your $800 you know what that is that's paper there's paper grow on trees yes it does it's right here drip drip drip drip drip oh thank you Jeffy put the drip oh thank mini-me what mini-me yeah he's a middleman daddy he makes dirty money clean and this money right here is dirty daddy it's been through a lot of dirty cracks I'm not talking about sidewalks I'm talking it rhymes with putt holes I'm not talking about mini-golf but we'll jump yet they give her the money and I'm gonna go pay my house payment dang make sure you wash that money twice cuz they don't wipe oh thanks Jeffy oh that was a good man Thank You Jeffy hello hey Mario it's my time of the month what do you know who honor is on a on a period and I'm on a period in my life where I need your house Fame well I actually have my health game at this month bull fecal wonder no I really do have it Mario if you actually have your house payment this month I will rip my left nipple clean off my body what you'll have to do that oh but I'd love to Mario it would be my pleasure like chick-fil-a okay well here it is you actually have your house payment you hear that little fella you're gone you are evicted clean off my chest oh this is what happens when you're a betting man Mario next month when you see me I'll be the one nipple man see you next month more you buy time for the first time ever thank you so much Jeffy yeah no problem daddy but now I'm broke as a joke you're broke as a joke yep you took all my money well I took all your money yeah I have to take all my son's money to pay my bills what are we gonna eat for this month don't you want money one day we can always eat this squishy taco Jeff you can't eat that it's a taco day no it's a toy Jeff you can't eat it's not real well we had to find a way to make some more money to get by this month one day we can always go in the corner and sling some you know what no we're not gonna do that w-well actually to sit down and think in a watch some TV yeah this is relax you know hey there does your kid want to be in a commercial well you're in luck green beans are looking for a new spokesperson you know I have a sense the Jolly Green Giant got in trouble for whipping his string bean out in front of some ladies but your kid could be an every green bean commercial for the next ten years and maybe even make millions of dollars so if you think your kid has what it takes to act in the commercial just bring them on down an audition today all you have to do is be in that commercial you get paid a lot of money on one problem daddy I don't like green beans well I know that Jeffy but if you're acting you can act like you like green beans right well if we're acting we can act like you're not bald come on do it Frost come on we need the money all right dang yeah come on let's go I know you'll get the part I know you well you're a good actor all right everybody quiet on the set everybody ready I know I am I got my coffee right here you know I like my coffee like I like my women hot and black what you heard me all lives matter all right who wants to go first hey I was wondering if maybe possibly my son could go first huh okay and also you know guarantee me that my son will get this acting job well are you gonna give me money for that well I just give you a five well no you gave me a five so your kid could go first here is that a one dollar bill yeah that would be six dollars yes that's a lot of money you want to give me six dollars so your kid could get on a commercial that could potentially make him millions of dollars yeah hey does anybody have seven dollars so they can outbid this guy you just just hold on to that and you know make it happen how about you just stop trying to bribe me and then let your kid win fair and square yeah you know I was gonna let you kid go first anyway there's only two kids auditioning we look like two kids auditioning yeah well they can I'd like my $6 buck no no go get your kid all right Jeff you just sit right there and look handsome okay oh you don't have to tell me twice daddy oh my sexy beast all right Jeffy with so many green beans commercial so I'm gonna need a lot of energy out of you okay huh and action Oh cut cut sorry I forgot to tell you what to do that's my back all right when I say action I want you to take a big ol bite of green beans and then say who needs dankmemes when you got a plate full of green beans see it rhyme what dankmemes yeah we're trying to get kids to eat their green beans and kids love memes all right let's try this and action these green beans taste like what's on your cup it's unlike cope with Oh poof no cut cut cut no you can't say the green beans tastes like poop well they do okay let's let's try something else all right when I say action just look at the green beans and say these green beans taste great okay let's try that and action these green beans taste like a grape but no cut cut not grape great great great right great great the green beans taste great great the green beans taste like a grape no no okay okay let's let's try something different all right now just look at the green beans when I say action and say these green beans taste awesome okay and action these green beans taste like a possum cut cut not a possum no awesome possum awesome possum No okay okay okay let's try something else let's try something else okay now when I say action look at the green beans and just say these green beans tastes delicious okay I think we can do that all right and action these green beans taste suspicious no no cut cut no you can't see the keys suspicious look you make it sound like you don't like them I don't like them okay we're done here please don't quit on he's just really nervous like give him something easier to do easier okay okay this is the easiest thing I can think of Jeffie okay justjust look at the green beans and say mm-hmm okay let's try this and action mmm no cut cut cut you can't say mm-hmm you got to say mmm like like the good okay you're not good okay and action mmm okay no this is not gonna work out do something easier okay okay all right this this is even easier all right justjust look at the green beans and say these green beans a yummy okay just please do that and action this green beans are yucky cut cut all right this is not working get out of here do another jar don't get you kid out of here go go get the give us another chance no okay I'm gonna try the other kid first all right just go all right Patrick know what I say action I want you to say boy oh boy oh I love green beans and then take a bite okay and action oh my god we beat just Oh crazy oh my god that was beautiful that was amazing that was a massive piece oh my god we've found our green bean cake well wait a minute I have I have another five uh let my son try again but this gets perfect he's a natural and he loves green beans well that was your the beginner's luck my son is better than that kid and just let my son try again and you'll see what true acting looks like all right fine go get your kid all right listen Patrick you got the job but for some reason I'm gonna let this other kid try again just just go wait outside okay jumpy you're gonna sit right there and do everything okay okay okay just one I say action and action [Music] [Applause] I don't think oh you what if you can't eat that entire clean of green beans I'm talking makes the whole plate disappear then he can be the green bean get all the green beans or make make the mat make it all disappear like you become the green please forget it okay action and action [Applause] Wow jumpy Wow all you had to do with eat one green mean just one green bean and we become rich but no you couldn't do that what day would you want to suck a fart through a straw what that's what you're asking me to do if you wanted me to eat that green bean Chevy there are two different things won't daddy give me a straw cuz I'd rather suck a fart we checked all you have to do is either creamy it was so simple oh damn kids commercials on oh man I'm sure you love eatin green beans it's like eating bugs but my mommy doesn't yell at me I sure wish I had some more green beans crazy mother nature did Jeff he was so easy it was so simple all you do is eat it that's all you had to do but no you couldn't do that and that will pour are we gonna make money now yeah what do you do with the instrument well Danny every time you hear this sound that means I guess can I plant well I sure hope I never hear that sound again know what you just let me through that's abidor hello Amy Mario it's me your best buddy I was just wondering if you want to go fishing with me you know just me and you couple of dudes out on the open ocean maybe crack open a few cold ones you know what you know I really don't feel like going fishing right now really okay well you know I don't really feel like being a doctor or a cop but I still do it and I still come will you call me don't I yes yes I do so maybe you could do something for me for once okay fine I'll go fishing yeah all right let go hold on I I have to see I I don't have anyone to watch Jeffy what okay we'll just leave him here he's a big boy you can take your himself I can't leave him home alone I'd have to bring him with me dumb stupid you know I had that phone of washing so I'd have to bring him with me Oh fine I guess he can come too hold on let me ask this even if he even wants to go oh great all right Jackie Brooklyn guy what's that triangle his [ __ ] neck I don't know anyway Jeffy Brooklyn guy wants us to go fishing with him no no no I don't want us to go fishing I wanted me and you to go fishing you wanted us to go fishing anyway so do you want to go fishing with us or not yeah great yeah just go ahead and ruin my day look if you're gonna be in a bad mood I just won't go okay fine I will try to have fun maybe you'll get myself a better fishing pole or something yeah anyway Jeffy let's get this triangle off your neck and then let's all go fishing come on all right okay this is the best fishing spot in the whole ocean every time I come here I catch at least 50 fish I just can't stop him from jumping in my boat 50 fish there's a lot of fish yeah no more you're gonna catch a lot of fish but there is one rule though what is it well you can't catch any sharks catching sharks yeah you see my shirt Shark Week yeah it's Shark Week that means all the Sharks in the world are coming right here because they want to be on TV so you can't catch any sharks if you do catch a shark you have to throw it back because you can't take it home it's illegal well I don't think we're gonna catch any sharks well judging by the title of this video I think it's a pretty safe bet well I think we should start fishing because I don't think I'm catching you sharks okay yeah let's get started let's go fishing all right let's go fishing hey check out my fishing pole in red looks like a lightsaber but it's not it's a fishing pole well that that's so cool you're like five years old here all right I'm gonna do the thing yeah that was a horrible cast you do it all right vicious take this Jeffy Paul hey what is it Jeffy where's fish for fish you're gonna come and bite my hopefully we'll come soon I guess this just uh night in the day you know and all the fish in the sea I married a whale did I guess you're a shark scream a shark scream yeah I think I just heard a shark scream don't even think sharks can scream they can Jeffy just cut a shark a shark if you go throw that shirt back well because it's illegal to catch sharks Jeffy throw that shark back right now Jeffy yes you do don't let shirt back in the water right now fine Danny throw them off the boat that way okay just do it just hurry up and do it all right come on make your Sharky alright mr. Sharkey I'm gonna take you home just stay right here and don't make any sense I can't believe Jeffy caught a shark it's crazy hey daddy a shark back good you know can we go okay someone took it my pants Jeffy you did yeah you know what we can go home cuz fishing is boring yeah you're right fishing sucks let's get out of here yeah god fishing sucked what what Jeffy why you bringing this cooler everywhere you go cooler daddy makes me cool yeah but it's [ __ ] what was that noise what dirty daddy needs back well okay they go take a bath I know oh my god Lamar so hey why are you taking the cooler with you to the bath peepee whatever I had a fun time fishing with you today didn't you just said it sucked oh well I promise we'll hang out later no we all right I hope you like a new home go oh you're cold oh that's warm bad jumpy what's going on in here nothing I heard a scream though oh I got miss me yeah I saw how much was in my pants and I was like okay well I just want to make sure there's nothing wrong in here oh I'm fine see ya sharp you're gonna get me in trouble I'll be right back stay right here mr. Sharkey she didn't really eat your gummy worms I'm done you are Aggie to eat no Cheerios Oh change mr. Sharkey I got you some macaroni and cheese hear hear you knock your macaroni and cheese whoa mr. Sharkey you really like your macaroni and cheese I love you so much Sharkey take a picture were you talking to all my friends James who's that uh hello hey there you wouldn't be happening to keep a shark in a bathtub full of Cheerios well he eats macaroni and cheese would you know what were you talking about why would I have that well because social media says otherwise so my son Jeffy what would a shark eat mac and cheese yep in a bathtub full of Cheerios are you sure the photo shopped which part would be photoshopped the bathtub full of Cheerios with a smiling shark with cheese on his face this seems so unbelievable you know yeah well I'm gonna come in and have a look okay Jeffy why are the cops at the door saying that you're feeding a short mac and cheese or no but what I'm seeing is a shark eating macaroni and cheese yeah okay you just said yeah he just confirmed that he is a shark eating macaroni and cheese jumpy did you take that shark on the boat no it takes me home okay let me tell you what I think happened I think he took the shark he put it in the cooler and then he brought it home and put it in the bathtub so he could keep it as a pet yeah okay yeah he just got my answer Jeffy you cannot keep it illegal well so do I but I don't live in your bathtub he can't survive in there this Cheerios and gummy worms he'll die I'm surprised he's not already dead yeah you could not keep it short as a pet we have to get back on the boat never turn them back the ocean okay oh okay get the boat all right I'll go get my shark wheat shirt all right Jeffy now actually go back this time goodbye Danny mr. Sharkey went back ways mommy no that wasn't his mommy I saw it he got eaten by your biggest shark he's dead [Music] alright let's go home

Channel: StevenThePro789

Views: 3,441,735

Rating: 4.6684308 out of 5

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Id: 7yxDa7xSYt8

Length: 66min 11sec (3971 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 07 2020