JEFF | Omeleto

first round tonight says that's not fair we can be happily married he made people don't [ __ ] that way I know you're not [ __ ] Laura like that we [ __ ] so hard you find it difficult getting out of a car it's just my cat so heavy weight so much because it's you so little I won't take the bet not betting you know about you don't ride it man he's wearing a wedding ring she's not you can't possibly see that from you and it proves nothing it does it proves that people [ __ ] each other over that's human nature maybe it's just used [ __ ] don't please be quiet whatever we're getting the first round tonight I'm not buying you beer I'm not getting drunk with you good bags for people no see this thought is Jenna calling me so let me know she's dating so on you I mean seriously who does that he's probably really rad it's probably like a rapper or so things get back no no absolutely not only in your imaginations uh-huh and once she coordinated it doesn't matter get over it it's boring Deathwish does it say you can take those with alcohol mm-hmm um right here makes involved with the process you will feel yeah you're a child hey easy buddy arrey arrey over here mate two more one for me one for Jeffrey I'm good Harry Harry will you please tell Jeff stop no such person ladies and gentleman at the bar your attention please with somebody here any one of you please tell this [ __ ] to stop being such a Jeff he wants to communicate yeah he's a dick just ignore him wait hey princess my mate a virtual dick I personally think that she's got a staring problem phone which is hot it could be a perfectly nice little bit slightly artistic chappie your artist no Jeff it was a date big would you pull me away from the real good about him oh yeah yeah for sure he was all yours now eighty will please I'm actually I'm leaving talking about I have a wife all right I'll take them both [Music] [Music] Oh Jeff [Music] [Music] [Music] the sound the sizzle enjoy that negative x because DJ was sorry coming what's going on buddy all right can we talk sure Brian you remember Alex right yes yeah he does that's called British alright the gang finish getting ready yeah me get you a coffee tea I'm making tofu scramble times you got home last night like around midnight how'd you get back I just can't I drove why do you ask just curious you stop off anywhere now that you mention it I did hike Runyon Canyon that's strange because I swear I could have seen oh I like Saudi join us for breakfast before work what'd you do to your eye you know what I don't want to know this is for me it is hey I'm making dinner tonight and I want you home okay 6:30 so Trish team Ryan have a good day at school bye honey love you love you what's with the 7:00 a.m. interrogation nothing how'd you get home last night you didn't drive did you you were wasted no you look like [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Music] like Mary Poppins they wake up you got my five mil flathead it ain't in my back yeah so some guy shucks somebody off a bridge you have a knife sure you did weird thing is the guy looked just like you I think it was me no that'd be insane right yeah I'm just wondering why you did it because I had to well had a dark impulse we all have evil thoughts only you had a stoplight hot chick crosses the street in front of you you think I want a [ __ ] but I really want to do [ __ ] run your ass over like right now the screwdriver what if I stab you would you ever have a fun course you couldn't shake that's not funny yes it is nice not I'm [ __ ] with you how'd you explain this so she was isn't it no it's disgusting you haven't worn yours in two days okay Sherlock you're right that can only mean one thing I'm a murderer no you think those little pills are lovely but you're seeing things amigo it can't just kill people Jeff you know what English you don't have to work for me man you're totally free to go [ __ ] yourself if you ever seen Jeff do anything crazy crazy like one shot a for steel about Caitlin hit someone who did that to you have one back you see what do they give I think it's the more [ __ ] up side pull that you but this is the same gentleman told me defendant it's just look man I didn't think about my try to [ __ ] you over when it comes to Jefferson he's a good kind man you don't be in an idiot yeah over there morning you're right I'm great we all right so I'm not a murderer now no I'm probably an [ __ ] you're definitely an [ __ ] you're my best mate Thanks I'm not gonna [ __ ] you know with that attitude you know I'm definitely gonna go to the police maybe they found a body I think it's a suicide perhaps but I definitely think the world's a better place without that dick from the bar my name is a dick I never told you it was in [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Omeleto

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Id: UeZEPD4ddWw

Length: 16min 30sec (990 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 06 2020