Jarvis Johnson Reacts to Fact or Fiction #2

season two episode one season two episode two let's watch that [Music] all right oh let me refresh here um closed captions not fact or fiction available the jarvis johnson live channel and now we are watching episode two for those who don't know what fact or fiction is it is a show where they tell us four little stories dramatized stories of uh events some are supernatural some are coincidental some are interesting in some sort of way and we are to decide as an audience did this really happen or did they make it up and that's the fact or fiction element of things and the stories are wild and also they're probably making them all up and it is hosted at least from season two on by jonathan frakes who is the perfect host of anything i have ever seen every episode starts um every episode starts with a optical illusion as well and uh it's the best i can't get enough of the show i think you're all going to um enjoy it i think you're all going to enjoy it did curtis make a video about it i had no idea do you have to watch the first episode to understand you absolutely did not curtis's episode was about urban legends [Music] we really believe what we see now we're about to find out okay beyond belief fact or fiction [Music] hosted by jonathan frakes we live in a world where the real and the unreal live side by side where substance is disguised as illusion and the only explanations are unexplainable can you separate truth from fantasy to do so you must break through the web of your experience and open your mind to things beyond belief dude that whole sequence was is absurd and also just like what the narrator's saying web of your experience and opened your mind to things beyond belief [Music] this is an expression we've seen countless times curtis's video is about urban legends i i don't think it's about the same show for whatever it's worth yeah it's a canadian tv show called urban legends so he did not make a video about this show you probably think it says i this is an expression we've seen countless times you probably think it says i love paris in the springtime yeah that's only what our eyes tell us oh let's read it one more time word for word okay notice the extra the i love once again holy [ __ ] tonight we present some intriguing stories that will challenge our perception of fact and fiction we'll find out which ones are real at the end of the show so let's travel now to the world of beyond belief a world as magical as paris in the the springtime did you see what he did there dude jonathan frakes almost every boy at one time or another wants to become a fireman and why not firefighters are constant reminders of heroic behavior risking life and limb on a daily basis to protect us and our property and oh willie bean i have the episode but i don't know how to whisper it to you you can also dm me on instagram or uh or twitter or email it to jarvisjohnsonbiz gmail.com um or i think if you just tap on my user card you can you can whisper like uh like click my name and you can whisper from here oh you you whispered renee okay renee can whisper me oh renee's whispered me now they get to ride on a red truck too stevie hansen hung out with the men of his neighborhood firehouse they taught him to polish the truck check the equipment and slide down the pole i'm sorry i like zoned back in at a weird time i'm gonna have to back it up get to ride on a rim on a daily basis firefighters are constant reminders of heroic behavior risking life and limb on a daily basis to protect us and our property and they get to ride on a red truck too stevie hansen hung out with the men of his neighborhood firehouse they taught him to polish the truck check the equipment and slide down the pole when he said slide down the pool somebody had chanted giggity which should not have made me laugh because i'm not 11 years old but still and then there was the day he was the one who taught them [Music] krum krumnet welcome i'm glad you're enjoying it the man at station 32 didn't mind little stevie hanging around in fact he became sort of a mascot if he were a dalmatian they would have adopted him but stevie and firemen parks had a special relationship he and his wife were unable to have children so stevie became a surrogate son so my question is like where are the parents one um the the other question is like is this not some sort of hazard for the child that's the main that's the main concern that i'm having also sorry concern number three if he were a dalmatian they would have adopted him you could also adopt human children i don't understand why they why they said it like that [Music] arcs i know i'm new here but we never blasted the siren inside the station at my old post sorry captain hey you know uh stevie hansen here well guess what today's his birthday he's 10 years old today oh yeah happy birthday son happy birthday son yeah he's been hanging out here since he was about six years old and he has no home in fact he's a ghost no one's come looking for him he doesn't have any sort of identification and we have made no effort to identify this kid or fight and get him enrolled in school or anything um we'll be by thank you uh for the gifted yeah he wants to be a fireman like his buddy mr parks well this is a fire station not a playstation understood yes sir dude that's a bar that's a bar this is a fire station not a not a not a playstation dude that's going in his epic rap battle of history for this guy sir must be pretty cool to ride one of these things cool think you can take me for a ride sometime hey you heard what the captain said you need to wait till you're old enough to become are we doing predictions if each one is fact or fiction yeah we'll do it at the end of the story i'm a fireman well how old were you when you joined uh 19. well then that's when i'm gonna join i had a boy okay we'll see you around kiddo someone said stevie is actually two dalmatians in a trench coat thanks for the great birthday party see you later buddy i want to be just like you mr parks hey shouldn't you be polishing something honestly that voice is not at all what stevie sounds like but it's so funny sounding i want to be i want to be just like you mr parks someone said he's a freelance child see you later buddy i want to be just like you mr parks hey shouldn't you be polishing something [Music] this kid is such a sorry i'm not going to clown this child dude he needs to stop sipping for the fire department and make a friend no i'm just kidding i'm just kidding kid i but i do think that they should be making a better effort to find you some uh friends your age also convincing siren impression you're right [Music] that's no i'm not laughing at the fire i'm laughing at somebody in the chat who said why did his voice go deeper to mock a child and that's a great question [Music] oh dear how has he interned at a fire station for four years and not learned that he shouldn't just open the door to a flaming building like like the handle probably would have been hot right maybe burned his hands [Music] no stevie jarvis it's fake that's what you say we'll find out we'll find out very shortly if this is fake i'm just following the story hey what's going on stevie house is on fire 33 hemingway lane people are chopped inside roger hurry um sorry i'm eating we're gonna have to wait for me to chew this kid is doing like an impersonation of a dog that's telling you about a fire but he's a child that speaks english you know what i mean like it's like what's that boy there's a there's a fire on 33rd street so he is a dalmatian is what i'm saying hey what's going on stevie house lane people are is inside roger hurry oh there's tv steven wait stevie what's that stevie there's a boy stuck in a well also i think i do kind of think this kid is a ghost now like he he's he definitely died in that fire this kid is not i feel like he should have uh not entered the door he made a lot of bad decisions what are they teaching about the fire department what's going on what's all the commotion we got a fire on hemingway lane what how is the how is the fire chief what do you mean what's all the commotion you know when there's a fire and you're at the fire department what do you assume the commotion is about i would assume a fire what what are you what are you all in a huff about we didn't get an alarm no sir uh stevie was here and he said he saw smoke phoebe no not that little kid again stevie i don't even know who you're talking about captain uh i know this kid he wouldn't lie if he says there's a fire there's a fire trust me all right let's go check it out there's no fire he's gonna get there there's no fire stevie died in the fire a hundred years ago ah take the small truck and it's just better not be a prank oh my god stevie that was the holy [ __ ] that was so scary this is all stevie's master plan to get a ride in a fire truck he always wanted that ride in the fire truck stevie what are you doing here i can't help listen there's one in the bedroom too upstairs i swear to god if stevie's a ghost and has been dead for 50 years or 100 years or some [ __ ] and if they say it's true i'm going to lose my mind in the kitchen i tried to get him out but the fire was just too hot stevie might have been only 10 but he acted like a real professional it wasn't about fun and games anymore he knew what was at stake [Music] dispatch squad 21 station 32 we have a stolen structure fire at 33 heavyweight lane respond immediately okay stevie listen up buddy i need you to give me a hand when i give the word you pull down on this lever right here okay count on me okay buddy oh no he's doing that he's doing the fire kid meme he's doing the fire kid meme he's doing it he's doing it the show predates the meme this show predates the meme dude this face is saying i started the fire and it was all for me to get a ride in the little truck i've always wanted to ride in that truck [Music] [Music] i need a medicare [Music] sorry i'm about to make a very strange and tortured joke it sounded like he said i i need a well here [Music] um when you're when you're lobbying for uh healthcare for all i need a medicare i need a medicare okay because it sounds like medicare okay i'm done you did good buddy you did good well these people here would have made it out without you we make a good team right you got that right partner you're a real fireman now stevie regular hero hey parks you better get over here [Music] dude [Music] anybody make it out okay stevie i can't read stevie's looks all the one stevie stevie died he's the one who didn't make it and he's like no but stevie's right here and then he looks back and stevie's gone and maybe and maybe the hard hat is just sitting on the the hood of the truck roger's steaming oh let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ] go dude let's [ __ ] go yo i even called that the hard hat would be on the truck let's go oh my god oh wait can somebody clip this child dies yeah that's true the child dies and then jarvis is like let's [ __ ] go um also also the uh i swear i'm gonna lose my mind if this is a true story we're really cheering for this dead child ghost child he died of smoke generation pog he died we all know what i was i it's the bad writing of the uh of the story okay it's the it's the predictable writing is all that's what i was oh my god it was also kind of predictable of course that's why i gave as many specifics as i could it's just the trope right was this an out this has got to be the happiest you've you've been over a child dying i don't think i often emote like i mean it's look let's now i'm not hoping it's fiction out of body experience when stevie came to alert the station house about the fire was he already dead did roger only imagine that he was talking to stevie seconds before he discovered his dead body or maybe stevie was destined to be an angel whose job it was to save the lives of people who would have otherwise perished a true story of faithful proportions or simply a false alarm the answer at the end of our show all right we got to go to the answer all right so start prediction was stevie a real ghost yes no all right prepare yourselves sorry i didn't share the screen sorry about that [Music] it did good buddy you did good now these people here would have made it out without you we make a good team right you got that right partner you're a real fireman now stevie someone said i feel like it's too absurd to be false so so it's so the story about an angel slash ghost boy is is too absurd so it has to be true regular hero hey parks you better get over here right there if you guessed that our story of the fire station was totally made up you're mistaken it's true it really happened it really happened it really happened there's a real ghost there's a real ghost that's what that's what jonathan frank said that's what this did not happen dude moment of truth will say anything they will say whatever they [ __ ] want to dude um yeah so that's on me i'm i apologize to stevie the the real ghost i i celebrated a real we're not gonna act like you're adrian look look i didn't know i didn't know he was a real ghost i take it back my apologies to the the the angel himself stevie the 10 year old firefighter intern um all right i mean i don't make up the rules jonathan pranks yeah my apologies to the ghost community that one's on me actually it's about the fire was he already dead did roger only imagine that he was talking to stevie seconds before he discovered his dead body or maybe stevie was destined to be an angel whose job it was to save the lives of people who would have otherwise perished to follow this up with and that's true like what are you saying is true you just gave us like four different options a true story of faithful proportions or simply a false alarm the answer at the end of our show what is jonathan franks doing here is he like i'm gonna set off this fire alarm by putting it next to a fire at the end of our show next two parents a new babysitter and a night of terror on beyond belief fact or fiction also it's a fake candle yeah in the age of communication this show is so fake dude it's just so good um i think the pronoun extension for do we do we not have it i know that like i never understood how to use the the yeah we've got a command for it thanks kira thanks in the age of communication we can always be reached our kitchens are posted work numbers um here let me annoying for this but pager numbers car phone numbers emergency numbers neighbors numbers but all this sorry i got a backup my brain i lost it we can always be reached our kitchens are posted work numbers pager numbers car phone numbers emergency numbers neighbors numbers but all this seeming security can't change the one apprehension we all share anything can happen when we're gone and if you're nervous parents like joseph and sarah drummer leaving you yeah do y'all i was gonna say uh oh or my do i have a lot of discord notifications yeah i'm just i can't see notification numbers at this stage in my life they mean nothing to me the apps don't control my brain okay they're not allowed to tell me when i need to look at stuff i decide um this show is old this show this is like 1998. child in the care of a new babysitter your fears multiply the fact is the adhd that's correct our true security is not in the hands of the people we hire it's in the hands of fate oh okay so don't hire anybody don't don't don't worry don't invest in security don't protect yourself just it's fate that's actually what's gonna decide you sure have a lot of stuff you sure you're not moving in no i have a major term paper dude that's why you caught me home on a saturday night well we really appreciate you babysitting on such short notice here we go come on in uh honey we're home 1998 is old have a seat jarvis i mean a 25 26 year old show i would say that's on average old for television yeah no it's it's an old show what it's 25 years old yes there's older shows but it's like that's like you could say that about anything the baby he's great oh you must be sarah oh so nice to meet you it's really you look really nice thank the first you we're actually gonna go out oh he's such a darling baby he has a little ear infection so he may be a little cranky but he has everything you need here and when he goes down his nursery's right down the hall okay i'm gonna go get okay chat don't make me explain the relativistic nature of time to you you're being cute right now but somebody's like oh i'm 25 does that mean i'm old well how old is the average media you consume huh you're watching my youtube videos most of those are three years old at most you're watching new netflix shows that come out those are zero daiso those are babies in the grand scheme of things if you go back to something like the office that is 2004 that's you know like uh uh that's almost 20 years old so that's getting up to be an old show i think that like as a society because this show is so old that it reflects a completely different point in our society a time before cell phones uh and you know smartphones and smart computers and blah blah uh yeah i'm gonna call it old it came out when i was six years old i'm gonna call it old it's an old show if you need anything our number's on the fridge okay okay 2004 17 years ago i said almost 20 dinners keep the doors locked and don't answer them no matter what yes and if the phone rings don't answer it listen to the machine and if it's us pick it up don't worry yeah it's a television show in fourth it's four by three come on when matthew's awake he'll have my full attention whoa is that a doll machine and if it's us is that a real baby sorry okay anything else wanna go to sarah keep the doors locked and don't answer them no matter what yes okay just listen to it like something's uncanny worry when matthew's awake he'll have my why does it look like that it's a real baby but he's like dude it's stevie well yeah he can't hold his head up himself but it's just a funky looking baby to me okay it's a real baby it's fine full attention and when he's asleep i'll be too busy working on my computer thanks for understanding sure thank you call us if you need anything absolutely oh i'm being a nervous minnie aren't i mm-hmm i'm being one of those mothers i said i'd never be look i play call for her dad he seems like a really nice guy and she seems like she's really responsible so can we just try to enjoy ourselves like okay okay i can't get my coat from the back oh okay forgot her oh my god wait this guy wait is this guy in a high school musical yeah this guy is the country club manager in high school musical too oh my god oh my god mr fulton oh my god also mark l shout out to another mark l oh my god high school musical 21 oh my god it's mr fulton oh my god damn he looks exactly the same try to enjoy ourselves okay okay i can't get my coat from the back okay when was the last time you watched i got a computer i watched it last year and i wrote almost a whole script about it and then i never made the video so eventually i'll finish that can't just leave it in the car no and she needs it to finish her term paper here you better call her machine's huh hi sarah it's mrs drummer pick up sarah sarah sarah are you there sarah sarah um we'll be right back thanks [Music] ow i ate a plantain chip and i didn't chew enough and it's sharp and it hurt my throat i'm gonna get some water back god remember to remember to uh chew your food everybody that was just an accident and it was painful wrong my god what could have happened i don't know you stay here and call the police [Applause] the baby did it the baby did it it's okay it's okay he's gone i'm gonna have you out here in just one minute it's okay everybody's all right oh thank god you're safe wait who is that guy wait it's okay that's the robber that was the burglar just one minute [Music] it's okay oh it was sheamus yeah it was shaming everybody's all right yeah it's your boyfriend yeah like looks like it just looks like a team okay did he hurt you no i'm i'm fine i was doing my term paper without my backpack i was really just worried about the baby he was only interested in your stuff we're just lucky that you left your computer in our car what are you talking about you left your computer in the baby seat and so janet called to make sure you didn't need it now when no one picked up the phone that's why we decided to drive back but i have my computer no one no really he put it in his bag it's a ghost laptop it's another ghost come on let's go what happened here what did happen here is that seriously the end oh wait what how could both mr and mrs drummer have seen the computer in their back seat that's the story beyond belief fact or fiction they thought they saw the backpack in the backseat but they didn't question mark is it true or fake is it a ghost but it was in their home all along if this one is made up it's like why did you fabricate the stupid story could it have been an optical illusion caused by some odd convergence of light and shadow or was it some other worldly message sent as a warning beacon to lead them back to their home jonathan franks those are not those are not the only two options was it light and shadow or was it otherworldly perhaps the answer was created by one of our own writers working at home on her own computer fine damn they were progressive they were working at home back before covet an odd convergence of light and shadow so we're at 14 21 okay [Music] the couple who returned home in the nick of time all right prediction ghost laptop question mark fact fiction dude i for the sake of the writers i hope this isn't a written this is a written story i don't yeah i fully don't i don't understand the story oh kira yeah take care of yourself thanks for being here hope you feel better soon because of a computer they thought they saw in the car true or false [Music] we're just lucky that you left your computer in our car what are you talking about you left your computer in the baby seat and so janet called to make sure you didn't need it now when no one picked up the phone that's why we decided to drive back but i have my computer no really he put it in his bag this story must have been inspired by actual events right wrong it's a total fabrication what did you think you were getting over on us jonathan brakes like what what do you mean like of course it's a total fabrication this is the dumbest like like most anticlimactic story i've ever seen um but it was fiction or it was a total fabrication we watched the super cut of jonathan frank saying things are fake and i swear it's br it's food for the soul if you've ever got time 12 41 that was the excuse me it's okay or maybe it was 13 40. mr and mrs drummer have seen the computer in their back seat when it was in their home all along her own computer i said 12 41 oh i i flipped the two and the four find out at the end of our show [Music] the story makes so no sense um they really thought they did something too for the modern romeo the computer microchip has replaced the little black book enough names numbers and statistics can be stored here to accommodate the most active social life wow technology is crazy right look at look into the future everybody look into the future and it's so small in his hand this is pretty this is pretty wild no nope you're not allowed to call it old you're not allowed to call it old 1998 old sit down i'm just kidding whoever said that originally for the modern romeo the computer microchip has replaced the little black book enough names numbers and statistics can be stored here to accommodate the most active social life but all the information about the opposite sex is meaningless unless it's accompanied by an understanding of the heart i was like where are you going with this that's a lesson that the playboy in our next story is about to learn oh i'm ready for this i'm ready for this one it looks like a dsi was special to me too baby look i'm sorry i didn't show up last night but something came up and my dear old aunt was sick but i swear i'm gonna make it up to you sylvia okay denise denise i meant denise i swear to god i met the niece curtis wasn't the kind of man to let one slip up derail him curtis he had hundreds of numbers of hundreds of women but in a few moments he will go to the hundreds of numbers of hundreds of women dora and meat how do you have the time women but in a few if you've got you you've got all this golf to play why's he got a hundred numbers you have time few moments he will go to the door and meet florence wheeler and of all the women curtis has ever known she will be the one he will never forget dude jarvis you should take style tips from curtis this curtis natalie my sweet natalie rose my sweet natalie rose all right you heard it here first curtis uh curtis connor invented ghosting well hello hello i know you just moved in and i'd like to welcome you to the neighborhood i live across the street the girl next door florence wheeler pleased to meet you curtis what are you psychic or something how do you know my name the truth i saw it on your moving cartons well would you like to come inside see what i've done with the house i'd like that maybe some other time i better be going her voice is so like it feels so if it's like so clean there's something there's something like it feels like it's voice acted by another person it sounds dubbed like like i mean this in the kindest way possible it's like a asmr voice want the house i'd like that maybe some other time i better be going hey um she sounds like a vocaloid she's like auto-tuned no it's i what i i want to say it's like i'm talking about like literally the vocal like quality of her voice is just very clean kind of sudden but would you like to have dinner tonight i'm a good cook and i'll whip up one of my specials in your honor a man who cooks i think i like that good i'll see you at seven girl next door that's what i got wait a second what if she is an ai i'm saying that because they talked about communication and computers and stuff you know what i mean like earlier on in the um like jonathan franks was talking about computers and technology what if she is a robot what if this is like a smart house situation the girl next door is actually a computer that night at dinner everything seemed perfect normally curtis had a technique a little dining a little wine someone said what what uh all right let's see let's see let's see and then another conquest added to his impressive list but this night would end differently and the difference was florence wheeler she taught you well i just love what you did with the house thank you baby you know this is giving me straw the chat's already saying it but it is giving me smart house vibes i will say it okay tell me i have the magic you're not leaving already are you why is this man in silk what the heck yes it's time to go but it's so early i guess i'm just an old-fashioned girl i my battery's running low and i now i feel like it's gonna seem like i'm making these comments in like in a way to like like i okay okay i'll just stop stop saying it but i before i've like made comments about like how someone sounds if you were like oh that's like ableist you could be making fun of like people you know who who are like on the autism spectrum or something like that but is it clear that i'm talking about like how i genuinely think that this story could be that she's a robot you know what i mean i'm like not saying it to be i wanted to ask you a question how is it a fine fine fine fine fine foxy classy lady like yourself doesn't have a boyfriend what makes you think i don't how about i walk you home because this is a directed acted edited piece you know what i mean they like made it look like this on purpose it's very gentlemanly of you but i just live across the way remember thank you for the wonderful evening my pleasure i enjoy your company good night what followed were days and nights filled with a feeling curtis never knew before this time it wasn't a fling dude it's the turing test it was love the chemistry between curtis and florence was just like all the romance because i'm like where could the story go so far it's just a normal love story right and this is fact or fiction it's gotta go weird attic novels and movies he had always laughed at but suddenly he didn't want anybody or anything other than florence and for the first time he could remember curtis was not the most important thing in his own life and yet as perfect as it all was with florence there always seemed to be something else something going on inside florence [Music] she's the laptop for the previous story my life has completely changed in the past couple of weeks i've never felt more at ease more myself for a woman and a beautiful woman at that you complete me baby i guess what i'm trying to say is you're the best thing that's ever happened to me quite the romantic so hold on it sounded like her voice like did the auto-tune thing on quite the romantic quite the romantic this is auto-tune y'all heard that right wait i'm i promise i'm not like i literally i swear never happened to me quite the romantic so tell me how is it that amanda it could just be bad editing what editing technique do you accidentally get like a a pitch a pitch like correction married i was waiting for you florence jarvis is dubbed what okay okay i'm just gonna i'm just gonna shut up i'm just gonna shut up we're just gonna let the story play we're just gonna let the story play but we'll just see what happens when i found you i'm never gonna let you go [Music] i just wanna be cautious i had a fiance who cheated on me it's taken me a long time to get over him but i think i'm finally ready to meet the right man the right man huh yes someone who's loyal someone who makes me feel like i'm the only woman in the world does that fit your description curtis to a t i'm a one-woman man [Music] the next night was a fateful one for curtis because he couldn't see how close florence was to his bedroom door and that she was listening to every word he was saying no no not here how about your place we can recreate that weekend cabin thing huh dude what okay fine then tomorrow all right i can't wait to see your foxy face all right i love you wait wait it's not what you think no wait i can explain okay well this is going in no explanations it's over curtis i'm sorry him hitting the phone on his head it's very funny to me curtis tried to find her to apologize he went to the house he had seen her go to so many times hurt and confused he knew he had violated the trust florence held sacred and now he couldn't even find her to beg her forgiveness excuse me yeah i'm looking for florence wheeler well there's no one here by the name she told me she lived across the street no not here minister james has lived here all alone for the last 25 years but that can't be at that moment curtis saw florence heading into the church just as he saw her why she seemed to vanish [Music] a million thoughts were racing through his head he had never been in this church before even though it was right across the street and then it suddenly struck him florence wheeler said she lived across the street oh she's just a ghost [Music] what in god's name so uh so i feel like i feel like jonathan frank's kind of misled us because he made he did this big talk about technology and it didn't the only way that technology like in what that was like the worst black mirror episode of all time the only reason i thought that she was a robot was because of the uh all the tech talk at the beginning but all it was was that like hey don't use your phone so much to like be like to lead on a bunch of people because you could be dating a ghost you know what i mean this is the love of his life because he couldn't stay true one can only hope he will treat others with more honesty and respect the future like oh okay so the lesson is don't treat people with honesty and respect or else your significant ghost or your significant other will literally ghost you and that she becomes a ghost but did this story really happen was florence really a ghost but did this really happen was florence really a ghost or a flesh and blood person who chose to leave on her own terms but then how do you explain the gravestone with her name on it could it have been her mother's grave or her sister's or maybe there is no explanation is this story of the man with the roving eye true are we also there there was auto-tune in 1998 and her voice did we played it we played we played it it did like ought to do the auto-tune thing just playing around the answer at the end of our show all right sorry i'm just trying to defend myself i wasn't trying to beat hang on we're just lucky eating but i have a mustache yeah i'm looking for was florence a real ghost i hope people don't get mad at me for for saying i thought she was a computer it was it was based on it was based on probably they like cleaned up her voice too much in post and then it started to sound robotic you know how that can happen like um like if i overly overly like clean up the noise on my on my voice then it'll just start to it'll start to lose like it'll start to sound robotic all right laurence wheeler well there's no one here by that name she told me she lived across the street no not here minister james has lived here all alone for the last 25 years but that can't be is every story gonna be like that person's been dead for 50 years like seriously why was this story of star-crossed lovers based on a true story not this time it never happened oh oh so the ghost lady that ghosted the guy who'd been dead for 50 years like that didn't ever happen well and like there's no way we could have known there's no way we could have known y'all um and then it's across the street of his life because stage but those delete could have been her mother story of them the lesson is so tort like it's so lost in this though because it was like the dude was like horrible to women but the way that he was the way that he was um like lear like was taught a lesson was that he dated a ghost and with the rope at the end of our show specific unbelief it would make sense if like uh if it were if it were made today then it would be like an on the nose black mirror thing uh about ghosting but like she was literally a ghost if you've ever lost a wallet you're immediately jolted by if you ever lost a wallet wallet and this is obsessed with that we said wallet if you've ever lost a wallet you're immediately jolted by how much else you've lost aside from cash and precious photos you can find yourself without authorization to drive travel shop or even be admitted to a hospital so what is your obligation if you find a wallet be it you wait do you need an id to be admitted to a hospital like i mean maybe not emergency room or something right i don't know how far would you go to make sure that it's returned to its rightful owner yeah there's a young man with very little in the way of material things he's been raised by foster parents and is working hard to get into insurance card but but like insurance is in a database and like if you don't have your insurance card you can still look up someone's insurance information he's about to come across a lost wallet and what he chooses to do with that discovery will certainly change his day if the wallet has been dead it's a ghost wallet it's the very course of his life nice nice finger to grab buddy orphaned from the time of birth jason was far from wealthy his foster parents couldn't afford college so he was hoping for an athletic scholarship i'm just gonna ask chat this is a very common thing in shows like this where two guys will be playing ball and they'll be running around tossing a ball very short distances it also happens in the room if you've seen the room um why is that has that ever happened has that ever happened you look really handsome your wedding picture's gonna look great oh thanks you look good too sit down all right peter here we go mark come on come on sorry it was just giving me giving me this vibe [Music] this gives me this vibe whatever i see whenever i see somebody with the uh he spent every day perfecting his past catching skills but this day would be different let's try one long yeah you're forgetting you're fanatic about this stuff talking about it's called practice man he spent every day honing his pass catching skills by having his friend throw football three feet away yeah well i'm tired and i'm hungry okay yeah well i'm broke and i need a scholarship so get that silver spoon how do you go on yeah all right all right then give me a task come on bro he's gonna hit the tree bro [Music] are you okay the editing was so weird that it wasn't even clear what happened it was so dramatic for him to just trip the chat is like i'm so confused what happened ghost ball he just fell man look at this credit cards credit cards driver's license henry nieman hancock park that's not too far from here are you nuts the money's gone he's gonna think he's stolen you're coming with me no no i'm not what do you say i want to know what he said come in audible [ __ ] park that's not too far from here are you nuts the money's gone he's gonna think he's stolen come in with me a while no no i'm not come in with me a while are there any more wallets around here the people who lived on this block were very unlike him they were comfortable they had families and they knew what tomorrow would bring something was drawing jason to the address he found in the wallet perhaps it was the address and the desire to return the wallet something was drawing jason to the address of the wallet against his own will against his own will is it a mind control wallet jason didn't know what to expect and it turned out what was waiting for him was the unexpected [Music] yes i'm looking for mr neiman mr neiman yeah i i found his wallet god i swear it mr neiman doesn't appreciate you're stepping inside please sure i swear if if there is a ghost or a person who's been dead for a long time anywhere in this story i'm gonna be so mad wait here a moment i'll get mr arnold mr arnold i need to see mr neiman who's arnold [Music] there was a smell of must and mildew in the air the appointments in this home were expensive but they had the look of objects that had gone unappreciated for years why do they keep using those sounds for like just like opening the door to the dude the butler's suit or whatever they use like a dramatic sound what's this about her wallet who are you i'm preston arnold mr neiman's attorney why is everybody like a big and tall like model oh he's like a hundred feet tall on mr naman's wallet i just wanted to return it to him stop using that sound jason was starting to feel that he had made a huge mistake all he wanted to do was return a wallet suddenly he felt as if he had opened a door that should have remained closed but his biggest shock was yet to come this looks new did you notice yeah i guess i mean i didn't you know at first but i i guess it does cards are expired each one of them i didn't investigate the stuff i just found the wallet and i wanted to return it no good deed goes unpunished what does that mean a joke i went right over my head i'd like to try to figure this out wait hear me out i don't know what it is it's like something in the lighting or how this is shot but every time they cut back to this guy it looks like he's a cardboard cutouts oh what does it look like he's [Laughter] so weird i don't know what it is with the lighting i think it's also just that he's like very close to the background but it looks flat i'd like to try to figure this out with your help i don't know what else i can tell you this place where you found the wallet a park neighborhood park what were you doing there i cut through there on my way home from school that's where i practice what difference does it make who are your people my people you think i'm an alien your mother your father what difference does this make who put you up to this put me up to this look if you think i want something forget it i have no idea i found a wallet i wanted to return it it was the right thing to do i'm out of here sit down young man [Music] [Applause] wait we're not finished yet mr nemo is dead oh my god died two years ago he's mr neiman i guess the boy found his his own wallet also yeah can we look at the the reaction like where it was like we're not finished yet mr neiman is dead he died two years ago yeah or it's his dad but what is okay is every episode like the every episode last night wasn't a ghost story what do you think you're asking me sir you were with the neimans when henry's brother was still alive that boy is his spitting image same kind of tude sir though my personal favorite that boy could we find him again oh yes sir the colors of his jacket are those of the local high school shouldn't be a problem then imagine it said he was an orphan oh okay well then there we go that that that settles it after searching all these years for a living relative something else isn't it sir that he might be the only heir to henry's 40 million dollar estate indeed it is something else i love how this conversation is only for the audience and these two people would have no reason to be be doing this exposition but but it doesn't make sense why they're they're so so creepy the strong family resemblance was unmistakable jason was the missing heir i need a young man without why do they make it in so anticlimactically a family will now inherit a fortune from a relative he never knew existed what collusion of circumstances allowed jason to find that wallet at that time in that location and if mr neiman was housebound for two years before his death how did the wallet get outside in the first place flying fire gaming did some undetected thief break into the neiman house years ago steal the wallet and ditch it in the grass or did fate place that wallet there for jason to find when you dig for the truth in this story will you find the contents empty the answer at the end of our show all right um football fortune fact fiction so i guess he was an orphan and he needed money he needed the scholarship and then he happened to inherit a bunch of money i guess that's what we're i guess that's what we're going with i guess that's what we're going with the i well i'm not going to say my thoughts until after the prediction ends so i think it's a true story because i feel like that kind of thing happens all the time not happens all the all the time but like finding out about like long-lost relatives and stuff um and then they're never gonna explain the wallet situation if it's real i'm gonna [ __ ] well let's find out we're at 3015 and then unclaimed let's look at the story of the young man a lost wallet and an unclaimed inheritance this one's i think this one's fat man look at this i think i'm an alien your mother your father what difference does this make who put you up to this put me up to this look if you think i want something forget it i found a wallet i wanted to return it it was the right thing to do i'm out of here sit down young man was this story of unexpected good fortune true or a fake this time it's the real i thing it um 30 15. the answer at the end of our show meet one of nature's most feared reviled and dangerous creatures our hatred for this reptile goes all the way back to the garden of civilization yet to the serpent's credit they rarely choose to venture into our world we more often are the invaders of theirs someone said just joined is this like goosebumps for conspiracy people that's not bad um okay people keep saying that this is a show from the curtis video it is not it is a different show uh but i guess it's similar a similar type of show i guess and once we become the intruder should we really be surprised if we should encounter a snake in the grass i need to see what a setup is i really like trying to predict these [Music] anna thanks for hanging out meet one of nature's most feared reviled and dangerous creatures okay our hatred for this reptile goes all the way back to the garden of civilization yet to the serpent's credit they rarely choose to venture into our world we more often are the invaders of theirs true and once we become the intruder should we really be surprised if we should encounter a snake in the grass no a family by a lake setting up for a few carefree days in the great outdoors but they were about to encounter something others had experienced here the mysterious legend of the lake you know i all i want is is there for there to not be a dead person or a ghost at the center of the story oh i don't think that goes there well maybe we should flip it over the other one different shapes at either end and neither one of them drive us to the bets oh it was fact gonna fit in that slot what do you think well i was thinking maybe we could like put it all on the side you were thinking that huh he just tackles the kid to the ground oh man come on you guys okay we're nowhere maybe we should read the manual there's no challenge then honey see if you can find the booklet in that bag will ya sure do not have doesn't look anything like this there you go well if i stop now there may be no going back why was why was everything in the 90s so scary i know that's i don't know why they like make things scary that don't need to be too this doesn't even look like it belongs to this tank all right let's start over i'm how does one catch a worm do you need a trap or bait they are the bee oh okay yuck listen don't go too far i'm gonna make lunch soon you could cook the fish dad and i can't yeah yeah he's optimistic nature oh no don't let the kid run off into the wilderness what are you doing the masculine urge to catch a worm okay all right well now the kids i don't even i can't i can't tell you where home is anymore this kid is lost yeah he's dead he's done for him cool [Music] yes oh man what there's a worm right on the top of the soil whoa why did i not is this an optical illusion i didn't even see them and then he sat down and started pulling him out of nowhere tense up yeah it's a baby snake probably oh that's good oh good huh i'm starving that's the outdoors working with our hands creates a lusty appetite oh god dude you don't even know where your kid is stop it gets in the way of my chewing priorities she's got it all figured out it's way after lunch time isn't it where's randy how long does it take to catch a worm well i guess it depends on the worm technique and if you read the worm manual no seriously i'm getting a little worried yeah don't let him go unattended what are you doing randy randy they're calling a dog randy uh randy randy randy someone said don't laugh again when you find out the kid died hey i wasn't laughing at the kid dying okay i'm sure he'll be fine i'll go get him i'll come with you okay yeah so the snake is coming after it's young right a rattlesnake in the northeast yeah i don't know if i don't know if the story checks out here randy oh okay okay what's going on here also that scream was was pretty wild like that was that felt like uh there was something else in that screen and of course there's a man it's gonna be okay stay calm like mr rogers he nailed you pretty good i can't feel my hand don't move don't move that's the poison paralyzing the muscles don't why why are you saying it like it's a good thing why do you don't move yet you don't want to help the poison spread someone said future randy which i maybe am i gonna die no no i'll help you he's not answering he's no let's take a deep breath shall we okay like this good we're never gonna find him like this we've gotta get some help dude i'm i'm so upset with these parents right now letting their kid just wander off then freaking lusty gusty over here lusty rusty is trying to get it on while his wife is focused on eating potato chips which i get it they're good the cell phone's back at camp come on take your bandana off yeah this guy does look familiar help me i can't move my arms you can do it tie it around your wrist above the bite that's good tie it very tight how do you feel kind of dizzy oh we can't quit yet okay there's a first aid kit in the pouch right behind me yeah i'm i'm buying it this is future randy so people in the chat are saying that and i see it there's a pump a yellow pump that's what we need yes that's it sit down okay now put the suction cup right over the bite and can you pull the plunger out good now i'm gonna ask you to push it down and it's gonna pull your skin up but it won't hurt i promise hold up like this that's right pull it with your teeth good very good very good keep going ugh am i even allowed to like look at this it's like might be twitch tos [Music] hey where'd he go all right a classic uh beyond the leaf trope [Laughter] ketchup freak come on boy mom mom [Music] hey guys he's over here i just gave him anti-venom he's not showing any signs of violent aggressive reaction you're going to be all right randy i got to say i'm impressed first-rate first aid skills but it wasn't me it was the doctor he had the plunger thing what doctor was he in a wheelchair yeah yeah what doctor there was this local guy john bird a really smart guy won a scholarship at an ivy league medical where his dream was to come back here and be a small town doctor what happened to him if if he's a [ __ ] ghost on his way back from medical school there was a terrible accident he was paralyzed from his neck down this doctor was in a wheelchair he got his license but never had a chance to practice medicine he spent the rest of his life as a quadriplegic what are you saying there's a lot of past tense dr bird died 10 years dude uh screen stevie thank you for the tier one dude literally it's they've been dead for 25 years is there a logical explanation for this story did randy become delusional from the snake bite and simply imagine the man in the wheelchair if so how did he suddenly develop the skills to save himself from being poisoned and how could his description have matched the story of the doctor in the legend so perfectly could it be that the doctor had faked his own death years ago and was now living as a hermit by the lake only appearing at those times when he senses people need help does this story of a snake bitten young man saved by a snake did he flood the line does this story of a snake bitten young man saved by a spirit in the woods have a hint of truth or are we just putting the bite on you coming up we'll find out gummy coming up we'll find out which ghost was fake and which ghost was real and what about the mysterious doctor who said um thank you cerebel save the boy from the snake bite randy dude they're fully gonna be like this one this actually happened oh right let's do a prediction uh also fbx thank you um ghost doctor fact fiction all right his scream is really bad also i'm gonna uh head out after this after this prediction just want to give you a heads up all right three two one and 82 fact that is wild that is wild but i can see it this show really would make that a fact oh it's gonna be okay stay calm it was this story of a spirit who watches over the people of the woods based on an actual event yes it was all right it's a fact ghost wheelchair doctor is true apparently bravado thank you for the bits 82 percent of people knew but where did he get the pump great question so how did you do tonight were you able to distinguish the real from the unreal not at all let's ignore the cliche that says the truth is stranger than fiction and simply say that certain things in life can only be classified as beyond belief right there be i believe because there you shouldn't believe them because they completely fabricated the whole thing um this is such a weird show i agree i agree all right thanks everybody for joining today um [Music]

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