Faking Rich To Be Cool | Dhar Mann Bingo 13

okay there's my card uh hopefully your cards have been cleared remember to mark your free space all right engaging engaging bingo on i expect to see engaging bingo on girl fakes uh being rich at school what happens next to shopping this is a 27 minute video so the i don't know if we'll do another one after this we'll see we'll see how it goes do you want to come to my recital after school tomorrow yeah i'm down i don't have any plans cool look there's felicia and it looks like she has another new bag when your family's rich it's easy to have nice things i heard they have a so first of all i know a lot of people in the chat are gonna say it that is an expensive brand that has not been mentioned or named okay when your family's rich it's easy to have nice things i heard they have a huge mansion in orange county yeah and supposedly she's throwing a holiday party there this weekend imagine how cool it'd be if we got to go to it as if that ever happened rich girls like her don't hang out with broke losers like us wait why is everybody saying rich with a big c was it like was it in the was it in the captions do you want to come to my recital after school tomorrow yeah i'm down i don't have any plans cool i gotta look i gotta find this now look there's felicia and it looks like she has another new bag that's so funny like look it's felicia and she has another new bag oh when your family's rich when you're family it's easy to have nice things i heard they have a huge mansion in orange county yeah and supposedly she's throwing a holiday party there this weekend imagine how cool it'd be if we got to go to it as if that ever happened rich girls like her don't hang out damn they capitalized broke they capitalized broke broke losers like us but hey at least we have each other three come on yeah you're all equal oh my gosh ben just walked in look how cute he looks i you know thank you um you know i i put something special in my hair today you know when we recorded this episode of of darman video i was just thinking how do i look like a hot high school stud you know how do i yeah so this is me i know i didn't i didn't tell you guys i was starring in this video um but of course he'd go up to felicia seems like she's inviting him to her party yeah we were like normally kids invite each other to parties on like instagram and stuff but um we figured we'd print out stuff so that way the broke girls with a capital b um would know that they weren't invited yeah oh my gosh he's coming how's he ever gonna know who you are if you hide every time he walks by i don't know one day i'm gonna talk to him one you've been saying that since freshman year and now we're graduating in a few months you know ben's moving to go to uc davis this summer right i know i just get so nervous why did why was our reaction time so slow um i love i love exposition i love exposition dialogue where it's like oh my god you've you've been after ben since freshman year and now it's senior year and ben's gonna go off to college at uc davis remember and now we're graduating in a few months you know ben's moving to go to uc davis this summer right i know i just they that's the editor's fault that's the editor's fault fix that dialogue you know ben's going to uc davis next up uh next semester right or whatever she said blank i know they like just said action and then she she like took a beat and then set her lime like just cut out the silence nervous to talk to him here it'd be easy if i saw him out somewhere like felicia's party as if she'd ever invite us you know what i guess there's only one way to find out okay go up to felicia compliment her bag oh god did the captions do it again i gotta read the captions oh i guess there's only one i guess there's only one way to find out hey where are you going rachel hey felicia um hi i'm rachel we had third period chemistry together last year um and we both went to lincoln middle school yo there's a lincoln middle school in my hometown oh and there was this one year where we both went to earhart elementary but i kinda understand this party's gonna be lit everyone i've talked to said they're coming i know oh these girls are from another high school video i haven't seen them in a minute i'm so excited [Applause] oh sorry could you just give me one second so is there something that you need well actually i wanted to ask you about your party you see my friend heather and i hi we were wondering if we could come that was such a cute shot heather walking forward while going hi we're still like majestic my friend heather and i shout out to shout out to heather hi we were wondering if we could come is that a michael kors bag all right well mark expensive brand named or mentioned where's my card uh random extensive brand mentioned we knew it was coming we knew it was coming uh yeah wait why do people keep saying bad dubbing what was what was badly dubbed don't make me go back wow euphoria season two is so good so far dude they really popped off with with euphoria where's the where's the um the bad dubbing or whatever it was bad acting yeah acting and dubbing not the same why ew no one wears michael kors anymore yeah they're literally on clearance racks everywhere oh my god the the disdain okay so i don't see anything wrong with it is your friend for real right now is your friend for real damn they somebody said are they nothing called michael kors cheat they just did uh no she's just joking around oh good because anyone who can't see what's wrong with wearing a michael kors definitely isn't coming to my party damn chat i i know some people are defending michael kors uh in the chat but i think dartmouth is calling you broke you're a bunch of broke chatters you're my broke children yeah i guess michael kors is expensive to you but to these ladies it's clearance rack [ __ ] sorry broke chat berg chat i would you would never catch me dead in a michael kors bag michael kors not even once let's go girls wait so does this mean we can actually come you still want to go after how they just treated me great question heather dude she's she's she's she's got clout in her eyes she can't see past the she can't see past the louis vuitton bag or whatever way to have my back yeah honestly heather pop off jarvis is in his classes sarah you bet this is my class sarah this video i'm i'm in i'm in classes mode right now and y'all are a bunch of broke chatters this is dar broke bingo hold on heather hey can you please stop heather heather just because they have money and can afford nice stuff that somehow makes them better than me no of course not can you just calm down for a second okay let heather react alright you were kind of a jerk let's talk and you're right chad this is a parking lot confrontation uh parking lot confrontation market what's the other girl's name so heather and then there's what's what's her name rachel i just am guessing rachel yeah heather you know heather's gonna like thrive after high school like she's not about it she's like she's just focused on her bag specifically her michael kors bag talk about this talk about what how they just made me feel completely worthless because of my bag papa i'm so sorry she's so right i didn't deserve that i tried to tell you there's no way felicia was gonna invite us but of course you don't listen technically she didn't say we were not invited this is um uh uh oh my gosh what's the movie uh about the two high school girls who before they go to like their ivy league uh uh college they go to party they party it's new it's a it's a book smart book smart yeah this is like they're about to pull a book smart you can't be serious that's like 100 movies fair but did the chat understand what i was saying yes they did and that's why everyone's saying book smart you still want to go to that dumb party after everything that just happened no you're right female super bad okay okay recent movie just ivy league school uc davis ivy league school i'm talking about book smart i'm not talking about the dharman version of the movie book smart okay forget about it i was thinking you could all just run up to the party together you guys down actually man i'm going my girl yeah same she got us matching outfits and everything damn i'm going my girl yeah same yo ron is taking hermione to the game he's taking him to the dance sorry that's i feel like that's shaming miss man she got us matching outfits and everything why did you come with jess oh we we stopped talking last week oh restaurant it's fine i'll just now go solo hey don't trip everybody who's anybody is gonna be at that party i'm sure you'll find someone new yeah well i hope so i mean this is my last chance before i moved to norcal it's like yeah so i was thinking how can i provide enough exposition so that people still remember the stakes of the situation so i was like man i gotta go solo right before i travel to norcal to go to uc davis that i just wanted to make sure you do people actually say norcal they do actually say norcal yes i guess we'll see oh my gosh northern california who calls it norcal this is slander i feel like normally norcal i'm like thinking of like the bay and stuff but people just say the bay um but yeah norcal norcal socal people say norcal it's a real thing let's hear what ben said this could be my last chance to talk to uh as a socal no one calls it norcal i think that it's more like people call it norcal i i haven't heard people say it in in la but i've heard it in um san francisco all the time we have to go please please please you know how important this is to me i'm from norcal in the bay it's it's true yeah yeah yeah please please the situations do get me into you're such a great friend i didn't say yes yet damn heather you didn't even need to give her i don't know but i'm sure i'll find a way hey you girls like to sign up purses no we're good please just leave us alone what kind of oh sorry sorry sorry who what yo yo creep behavior wait wait wait what is this what is this dude you can't just come out of like where is this man coming from yo i would scream audibly if this man just showed up next to my car as i was getting in the car yo what no but i'm sure i'll find a way hey you girls like to sign up purses oh dude yeah let's smart creep behavior i i got scared watching that man walk in the frame not like not like scared because sorry i don't want it i don't want it to seem like i'm profiling this man it's more about the speed and direction that he's coming from no we're good he's just a garbage bag asking about handbags he's like up to some sketch [ __ ] he's selling fake handbags we all know what's up what kind of design i just i before i'm like canceling myself right now i'm just like don't run up on like two girls in a parking lot getting into their car you know i feel like this is too close he's you know i i don't know i don't yeah um also uh and they're literally at school yes yes yes um so uh uh what am i saying oh also extreme coincidence but it's an extreme coincidence because what was the last thing that was said friend the situations you get me into you're such a great friend i didn't say yes yet how are you even planning on getting it i don't know but i'm sure i'll find a way okay i don't know but i'm sure we'll find a way yeah i'll call that an extreme coincidence i'm sure we'll find a way and then the way shows up would the rich girl count as a cartoon supervillain nah hey you girls like to sign up purses not yet at least no we're good please just leave us alone yeah so we called extreme coincidence and we also called crete behavior kind of designer yeah okay she did say wait no we're good please just leave us alone okay good i'm glad that that's her that was her response because i i was like this is a no-no this is a no-no uh and so i'm glad that heather heather is reasonable she has a great head on her shoulders heather leave us alone what kind of designer it doesn't matter [Music] we are not about to buy some stolen bags of a stranger they're not stolen they're just fake yeah like that's any better hmm i think it is better i think it is better they look one yeah i'm like not sure i'm not sure how much better it is i like don't know the answer of how much better it is but i do think it's better 100 real no one will be able to tell the difference they're both crimes but they're different types of crimes i got louie and gucci no thanks come on let's go uh are you sure no one would be able to know yeah unless you work in the store or something i feel like i feel like people who are into bags no i do feel like like i have friends who buy fake bags because it's just like accessible right like because the fakes are you know you like the way the bag looks it's got like a fancy brand on it i feel like i do have friends who buy fake bags and it's fine you know my wife wears these all the time when someone asks her about it oh someone said check off store store worker yeah that's a that's a great point but i also feel like people who are into bags can tell nelson it's a limited edition release for the runway collection no one asks another question i mean look at how real it looks okay well look at how real it looks isn't exactly selling it rachel you're not seriously thinking about buying a fake bag i don't know how much is the run made collection is it tj maxx stop with your classism i'm supposed to be the classes y'all the runway collection is a dj max can you believe how broke they are okay i really can't i'm not good at this i'm not good at this usually two hundred dollars but i'm in need of cash so this is your lucky day i can sell it to you for 100. do not do it seriously who are you not an adult man with the whole life selling back to high school girls true yes don't be mad at me [Music] i only have 60. you know what that's fine does it come with this we are only seven minutes in but remember remember we're seven minutes in seven minutes into the last thing and we'd already filled up everyone's bingo boards shopping bag or anything what do you think this rodeo drive or something i mean he has a point please don't be mad so has anyone said anything are you kidding i've already gotten like six compliments hey love your purse thank you make that seven we can stay here i mean it looks nice i love her purse too i'm gonna grab a drink want anything i'm good thanks i've never seen that was clearly a voiceover when you say something as a voiceover remember there's lag so i do not know what you're going to be referring to but i'll walk i'm going to watch i'm going to grab a drink want anything i'm good thanks i've never seen that bag before oh it's because it's a uh limited release from the runway collection you shop the runway collection which store did you get it from damn uh the louis vuitton store obviously which one damn damn she's like show me the receipts where did you get it from bags bags bags i got it from bag depot uh the one on rodeo drive that's where i go you must know michael then he manages all the runway pieces yeah i love michael michael yes of course michael such a nice guy see see [Laughter] anyway i better get going it was nice do you want to sit with us what seriously wow wait hold on what wait oh okay i was like wondering why they had these like to java i used to think it was tahava but it's to java i think because of the island java but anyway they have like two they have two different caps on it and that threw me but maybe that's just how they are seriously wow you mean like in this chair with all of you would it be okay if heather comes too sorry there's only room for one oh then don't do it rachel are you sitting yeah different flavors here this or not uh come on give heather come on don't do this to heather i just feel bad leaving my friend by herself good hey ladies hey ben hey i'm excited to go to your party tonight i'm excited for you to be there oh hi i'm ben we actually so fun fact about so when we when we shot this i know it looks like it's in slow motion but we shot it slow and this isn't actually this is regular speed so we just were moving very slowly um uh i knew this was going to come up jarvis don't hit on high schoolers this okay we won't do the joke then where i'm this actor but you know all these people are like 25 right we're okay so we're not gonna do we're okay fine you've killed the joke you've killed the joke we're not gonna we're not gonna go there we're not gonna go there [Music] rachel ray her imdb says she's 17 for real this guy's this guy certainly isn't though right i don't know this i don't know this girl from adam but this i was just kind of going off with this dude rachel huh you're probably hurting ben's hand oh my gosh i am so sorry don't sweat it but it's nice to meet you rachel it's nice to meet you too rachel was actually about to have lunch with us you should join too oh yeah i would but um there's only one chair that's all right we can make room for one more hold up a chair okay yeah give me give me a minute oh so you could do it for well uh sorry now i gotta look this up who's the what's his name um what's the dude who's jarvis ben azim vetchio this guy's got to be like 25 right his age range is 16 to 25. it may be hard to find his actual birthday because you know with actors you like i i know i know multiple 27 year old actors who go out for like teenagers in in movies and stuff because of you know all right i'll never know i'll never know how old this man is 22 he graduated in 2019 oh yeah in 2019 okay so that was three years ago so yeah he's i mean i don't know how long it takes to get uh this degree if it was like a four-year program then he'd be uh he'd be 25 but if it's like a two-year program or something then he'd be he'd be like 23. uh amda is two years so he's like 23 ish yeah he's in his 20s is what i'm saying he's not a high school kid uh and then rachel is this person emerson college alum don't freaking 17 years old me emerson college alum y'all need to calm down you all need to calm down alright oh look she posted that she was in this jar man video they are both grown chill out we are watching a dharma video with adult actors all right i was in college at 17 so you did you graduate college at 17 because mo a lot of people are in college at 17 but then you are in college for like four years emerson being a four-year school right i graduated at 19. okay so now everybody's just flexing now everybody's just flexing okay all right this is what people complain about this is what people complain about and they're complaining about the chat he's 25 now now you've got me trying to figure this out okay so famous birthday says she's 26. but we don't know we don't know if that's you know if that's real we don't know when she graduated from emerson we could i could stalk her on stream but i'm not going to do that her instagram has a post from 11 weeks ago caption25 all right so everybody settle down every everybody graduating with your 19 night graduated 19 years old maybe you should have stayed in school longer so you learn some sense you didn't stay in school long enough to learn that it's counterproductive to brag in a live stream or to know that why something is technically possible why no one cares all right well i know what like no one needs to know people graduate college at 14 that's not use use context clues and some common damn sense all right like what are you doing um just kidding congrats that's a great that's a great achievement um i graduated college at 22 so i'm just a little dumb boy all right um okay let's get back to the let's get back to the video let's get back to the video we we won't make the joke that the 25 year old actor is me so it looks like someone has a crush on ben oh no was it that obvious you know he's coming to my party tonight maybe you could try talking to him there wait does that mean that i'm invited here you go i can't believe you know it is funny to mention though that like this is why i like i'd never want to like we talk about bad acting in darman videos right i don't think it's bad acting i think it's like bad acting on purpose like it's uh because all these people like the people we looked up are all dramatically trained actors right like so they're just they're just playing the form they are just doing what what they're supposed to be doing um it could be a bad script it could be bad direction it could be bad on purpose you know what i mean because it is to darman's point we could reference that new uh new york times piece where it's being written for you know people who are learning english people who are learning english as a second language or whatever in kids so it just has a different like it's just got a different audience and we are not the audience of the of the video um so someone got uh someone got bingo also i hope it was clear that i was um joking when i was like roasting the person for graduating at 19 who was just memeing in the chat for the record um but i i've been seeing people write uh write like um little posts on my subreddit about how i get so triggered by chat or how i get so you know upset at chat and i'm like i half the times that they were referencing i was doing a bit um so i hope it's clear that i'm doing a bit everybody someone said they got they got bingo uh is there a link oh yeah shout out to canva i don't know some actors are simply bad that's true but i don't i don't think this is complicated material and i would rather give the actors the benefit of the doubt especially if they have had more acting training than a person who's criticizing them um wait that command means you got bingo no that's just the link to the cards um wait so does no one have bingo then i don't think yeah we have we've only called exactly five things creep behavior coincidence parking lot random expensive and then you got the center space wait creep behavior coincidence parking lot and random expensive brand yeah so four things have been called so you can technically you could technically have it anyway i'm gonna back up because i was like derailed and we'll we'll keep uh it's a crush on ben oh no was it so it looks like someone has a crush on ben oh no was it that obvious you know he's coming to my party tonight maybe you could try talking to him there he's gonna be solo wait does that mean that i'm invited here you go i can't i don't think i don't think this is a bat i mean i don't think it's a bad prop it's it's a functional prop it's can very easily have been made by somebody in high school believe it thank you so much i don't even know what to say are plus ones allowed ugh don't tell me plan on bringing michael kors girl continuity heir friend no longer sitting by trash can plus one's allowed you so much i don't even here you go wait does that mean that my party tonight maybe so the friend would be like here behind her try talking to him there wait does that mean that i'm invited i actually can't see it she can't believe it thank you so much i no one in high school makes invitations like this yes that is 100 true don't even know what to say are plus ones allowed ugh don't tell me you plan on bringing michael kors girl oh it's a different trash can oh she this is a different trash can well she has been my best friend since elementary school yeah different trash can in the other corner i'd feel really bad for ditching her all right fine i guess did you call darkhar for tesla that rachel drives no i wasn't i guess i wasn't paying attention we're at 10 52. i kind of got caught up so to speak i do think this white tesla is darmians wait she drives a tesla and she's like okay it's probably your parents tesla whatever whatever you're not seriously thinking about buying a fake day i can't see this damn car this is not a tesla rachel yeah this is not a tesla it's like a prius dude i i got a i gotta stop listening to chat dude people like it's like damned if you do damned if you don't because people complain that i miss stuff um people complain that i miss stuff and then i try to pay attention to uh uh and then i try to pay attention to chat and then chat leads me on a uh leaves me on a wild goose chase like half the time and so so i'm like yo let's just play the damn video give me a minute well uh damn so it looks like someone has a crush on ben oh no was it that obvious you know he's coming to my party tonight maybe you could try talking to him there wait does that mean that i'm invited here you go i can't believe it thank you so much i don't even know what to say are plus ones allowed ugh don't tell me you plan on bringing michael kors girl well she has been my best friend since elementary school i'd feel really bad for ditching her all right fine i guess i'll put her on the list thanks now i just have to figure out what i'm gonna wear the invite switched hands continuity air i swear to god i believe you i swear to god if i go back and it doesn't switch hands okay all right here you go she grabs it with both hands can't believe it thank you so much i don't even know what to say are plus ones allowed ugh don't tell me plan on bringing michael kors girl both hands well she has been my best friend since elementary no the rich girl's hand rachel had it in the left but handed it with the right felicious with chance okay okay okay it looks like someone this is the last time i'm going back it has a crush on ben oh no was it that obvious you know i apologize to you coming to my party tonight maybe you could try talking to him there wait does that mean that i'm invited okay she should so you're handing it with her left hand yeah continuity here okay cool yeah the wrong that's the wrong hand she's got her right hand here and she handed it with her left hand thank you thank you chat um you you live another day nothing nothing i said nothing i said changes i still everything i said is still valid i can't believe it thank you so much i don't even know what to say are plus ones allowed ugh don't tell me you plan on bringing michael kors girl well she has been my best friend since elementary school i guess oh well we're all going to the plaza after school let's go shopping if you want to come i would but i actually have to go do something with heather well then what are you gonna wear um i'll probably just find something in my closet as in wear the same thing twice how rich are these people good one i thought you'd be serious for a second no i was just playing joking kidding of course i'm going to get somewhere twice now that i think about it i would love to come i'm sure heather wouldn't mind or heather okay i'm back what'd i miss he's like it took me a while to find a chair but uh that whole conversation i was searching for a chair well rachel just confirmed that she's coming to the party tonight oh you are that's great maybe we can hang out i'd like that [Music] [Music] whoever said he looks like jordan fisher is wrong i do not think he looks like jordan fisher that's like how just everybody says every light-skinned black dude looks the same like how people uh like say like people somebody asked jabuki young white on his instagram story one time uh like said like that he looks like someone said that he looked like me like that's come on would you like to try that on yes please okay right this way [Music] thanks hey thanks for missing our sandal oh i am so sorry about that but at least we gotta go to the party now oh i'm so excited don't be that way please you know how important this is to me for the first time in my life ben knows i exist fine yeah subtitles are coming before the actors say the thing i don't know what to do about that i are you oh i'm at rosini's at the plaza isn't this dress so cute i was just about to try it on you know everything i can refresh it may just be the captions you're programmed wrong don't be that way please you know how important this is to me for the first time in my life ben knows i exist fine why are you oh i met roszini's at the plaza there was darmian studios in the back oh the back here this is darmian studios you know that's that's a rare that way please i'm gonna i'll i'll allow it that's a good one that's actually a little sneaky darman studios actually um darmian studios office in the video yeah that was a good catch that was a good catch you know what chat you're doing good you're doing good you know how important this is to me for the first time in my life ben knows i exist fine i love you oh i met rozzini's at the plaza isn't this dress so cute i was oh somebody got bingo all right it took 13 minutes for bingo whereas it took like four and a half minutes for the first bingo four people got bingo somebody linked me i people say moonji has bingo but it's just about to try it on you know everything that costs a fortune right really i haven't even looked at the price tag yet oh my gosh you're right rachel i gotta go i'll call you later okay bye hey what's up how'd it fit i did that was those five that was five gifted just just because i'm really curious when you gift a sub is that like paying yourself or does it not cost anything no it costs money it just goes through like it's like um it's like i'm paying amazon the the the difference basically it's like i'm turning five dollars into you know two dollars basically um so it's cheaper for me to sub than another person um but the money still goes to amazon oh it's uh not really my style no worries you should try this one it's so cute uh how much is it i don't know i never even look at the price tags to be honest wow it's cheap 240 dollars yeah what's the big deal i mean you wear a louis vuitton bag i'm sure you can afford this oh yeah i meant uh i mean that's not how it works though like people save for things just because someone has one expensive thing doesn't mean that they have a ton of expensive things that would be so much more you know i just remembered i have a dress at home that i've only worn once and no one has even seen me in it so i'll probably just go with that one you're really gonna wear a dress that you've worn before to my party uh yeah you're right i don't know what i was thinking i'll just go with this one thanks don't sweat it that's what friends are for [Music] so what's up with you and rachel you know she really likes ben right and it seems like he kind of likes her too yeah are you sure you would be friends with her friends i'm just having a little fun with her that's all rachel let's talk about shoes this neighborhood is so nice are you sure i'm gonna be able to get yeah we're getting close to cartoon supervillain well we'll see what she does i didn't get an invitation yeah you're totally good felicia confirmed she put you on the list okay so i'm just just a heads up i am well aware of the fact that it is more likely to um get bingo if there's fewer options in in the queue uh i just don't know the like i haven't read the mathematical proof that tells me exactly how likely it is for you know uh when one bingo occurs you know 10 bingos occur right so i am probably going to add more stuff to the um to the cards but uh but yeah anyway i know i know i'm familiar with like the basic probability of it all okay so oh you left your tag no don't do that 240 dollars are you crazy why else do you think i kept the tag on i'm gonna return it after the party you know you're not supposed to return something after you've worn it i know but what else was i supposed to do felicia so just just so we're clear just so we're clear there were only a few more options previously and there was never a duplicate ever and we've you know played you know probably like 10 12 times at least so it's just unexpected that like six happen at the same time and also this isn't the first time that we've played with this the smaller board as well so please give me a break this isn't the first time we've played with this board it's just the first time that any duplicates have happened there's never been a duplicate before just so we're clear um like so so yeah like uh it's fine who made what made the board smaller i reduced the um number of options because chat tries to fight on a bunch of them and i wanted to more i wanted to ironically i wanted to streamline bingo so that it was easier for everybody involves from my mods and for myself to like run the game by reducing the number of things that we um are like fighting with chat about because chat can't behave when it comes to you know things that are in the gray area um so so yeah uh it's fine i'm probably gonna run it with this um with this board a couple more times to see if this if this keeps happening so because i don't actually think it's like that that common i think that something else maybe is going on uh or maybe some boards were like duplicated exactly or something i'm not sure um but but yeah told me to buy the dress and i didn't want to make it seem like i don't have any money honestly i don't even know who you're becoming anymore rach you shouldn't try to be someone you're not especially to try and impress people that don't even care about you felicia cares about me even today at the store she called me her friend why are you rolling your eyes don't be jealous jealous oh [ __ ] is that what you think this is about she's switched up don't be jealous today at the store so she's now gonna go to the party the the mean girls are gonna uh kind of reveal themselves mask off to know what she's up to and be mean to her and then she's gonna have to come crying back to heather who's gonna accept her because heather is uh a saint or she call me her friend why are you rolling your eyes don't be jealous jealous is that what you think this is about trust me i'm not jealous i don't want to argue with you right now felicia just asked where i am come on let's go of course we wouldn't want to leave felicia waiting hi i'm rachel my friend heather and i are on the list rachel oh here you are heather heather now i don't see a heather are you sure felicia confirmed she added her yep i'm sure and if she's not on the list unfortunately she can't come in see and if she's not on the list unfortunately sorry the unfortunately she can't come in i thought it might be bad dubbing i told you this is gonna happen inconclusive i'm sure it was just an honest mistake let me try calling her damn so she's not even gonna be able to go into the party and then rachel is gonna go in without her because this is her big break she's always wanted this blah blah blah um ben is gonna be there whatever and then um and then so when she comes crawling back to heather heather's actually gonna be like driving home or something or in the car or something i don't know your call has been forwarded to an automatic phone is off you know what let me just run inside real quick a bouncer for a house party she's rich rich yeah that's a rich rich thing bind her and have her come get you you want me to wait out here by myself it'll just be for a second i promise i'll be right back trust me oh she is not going to be right back excuse me sorry excuse me wait sorry i'm i'm fixated on this guy doing a little jig excuse me sorry excuse me do you see that he's like the only one dancing hey rachel right oh even why were you standing by yourself oh dude this high school party is quiet you could hear a pin drop in here what is the deal i'm kind of fifth wheel in it right now my friends they both brought their girls oh my god they are it is a vibe matching wow look at him go dude i wish i was invited in this party damn no this is a high school party but you know conceptually i wish i could have gone to a party like this in high school oh wow look at him go look at him that's so cute right kind of wish i had someone to match with but dude imagine being so mean and awful and like classist and [ __ ] and then throwing this whack ass party [Music] oh you can take it no that's all right it can wait damn damn ben tried to bail you out but you decided to to completely show your true colors so uh uc davis huh yeah looks like rachel's trying to steal your guy like that whatever happened it's almost time to teach her a lesson you know it's crazy this is the first time we're talking i just i don't know i feel like i've known you my whole life yeah that is a weird thing to say that is a weird thing to say for somebody you've literally exchanged like a handful of words with right like that's something to say like maybe uh of like like maybe like you you've made some progress into a new relationship or something or maybe a medium-length relationship where it's like oh i've only known you for a few months you know a few years maybe it's something you say at a wedding you when you're getting married to somebody um well i feel the same way yeah exactly he basically was just like hey i mean like i think i love you dude i've got to get my friend have you seen rachel it's so good to see you i told you that just looked good on you thanks hey so heather's outside for some reason she wasn't on the list jarvis commitment issues confirmed if you can get her in oh whoops i must have forgot i'll go get her thanks oh my gosh my god how are you good thanks again for inviting me to your part wait who is this do we is this person yo yo michael looks like he's about to do a magic trick for sure you you know the guy like the guy at the party who's in a suit for no reason and he's like got a deck of cards this is michael from the louis vuitton store this is this is timothee chalamet's willy wonka right here oh my god don't sweat it hey you know my friend rachel right you said she shopped with you at the louis vuitton store no i don't well we knew this was gonna happen we knew this was gonna happen i think so what you don't know who she is but i thought you said you knew michael you know i meant the other michael yes that's who i shop with i guess it's a common name i know there's like four of us all in the same district well i'm really glad mike chose taking good care of you he's really great yeah he is don't show the bag do you need to get that uh no that's okay damn put your phone in do not disturb mode just a tip it sounds important yeah you should really check uh okay i've never seen that bag before oh you haven't but she said she got it from the runway collection no i'm pretty sure i would recognize it where did you get this from why does he look like why does he look so angry this is like this is this is too much this is so intense for no reason also this haircut man ah yo someone just said accusation and i just realized who this man is this is gonna be a this is gonna be a pull this man is miles edgeworth i i that that's it that's who he is to me this man is miles edgeworth [Laughter] yo this man just said ex objection ah it was an exception you know now that i think about it this one was a uh gift yeah sometimes i get my bags confused well i hate to break it to you but whoever got you that bag gave you a fake what no that can't be possible i'm afraid so scammers sell them on the street all the time for 100 bucks this is her laughing at the concept of buying something for a hundred dollars you're seriously wearing a fake louis vuitton bag who does that somebody who wants to pretend that they're rich who doesn't have any actual money that's who no you don't understand enough with the lies hey everyone [Music] hey everyone rachel's not rich she's just faking it my friend michael here works at the louis vuitton wait did she forget her friend's name for a second and they just they just didn't do another tag [Music] my friend michael here works my friend the louis vuitton store and he just confirmed my friend miles my friend miles edgeworth over here that rachel's bag is fake is a prosecutor and he's prosecuting rachel for being a broke one for being a broke little girl oh i'm sorry i didn't mean to put you on the spot oh i'm sorry here i oh perhaps michael cho would know what bag this is no you've done nothing wrong you're not the one prancing around pretending to be someone that you're not hey felicia come on this really isn't necessary yes it is she needs to be taught a lesson dude this is this is like some star wars drama or some [ __ ] felicia no you know what i'll just leave okay wait [Music] is that whoops i must have accidentally left the tag on do not tell me you plan on returning that dress out what does it matter this is not this is like the same this is the same thing after you work she was like not only are you poor but you're also poor everyone look she's she can't afford things she can't afford the rich things like me everyone love me what no oh yeah all right well then you wouldn't she's double poor no don't do that oh no so you are planning on returning it how embarrassing yeah that's right go on and leave you clearly don't belong here oh and by the way i didn't forget to put michael kors girl on the list i left her off on purpose see that's the real super villain move there is that she she's like i left her off on purpose so that when you came in you destroyed your relationship with her so now i've ratted you out i knew you were faking and uh your your best friend hates you because of your actions so it's a combination of she got herself into this situation and this girl is evil and not to victim blame but she got she got herself into the situation when she consistently chose these people that she didn't know over her best friend or whatever that she's known since kindergarten or whatever heather and that doesn't mean that she deserves the uh uh psychological damage that this this girl is doing to her wait please just listen to me leave me alone i don't want to talk to you you don't understand what just happened in there oh cry me a river i have look i'm standing behind heather here with both feet okay it was a total setup what are you talking about she invited her friend from the louis vuitton store i just i mean heather's now gotta do her like well you know karma's karma's a [ __ ] or whatever they're gonna say in this like can you imagine if they ended a video with like it fading to blue and then it said carve as a [ __ ] a video by darman so that she can expose my fake bag and then she pulled out my tag in front of everyone she basically made a total fool out of me and the worst part is she did it in front of ben i tried to warn you she's not your friend you were right i never should have gotten this dumb bag or this expensive dress and i never should have pretended to be someone that i wasn't especially to try to impress someone who doesn't even care about me i'm sorry i have my cursor up there i promise to never put anyone before you again i don't know if i could trust you if i was in this situation plus you know what we're going to different colleges see you on the flip side rachel can you please forgive me i forgive you thanks you're such a great friend i'm honestly so lucky to have you that's probably the first thing you've been right about in a while rachel hey wait up ben why did you leave the party oh yeah not let's not forget this weird arc of ben saying that he feels like he's known her for his whole life come on you really think i want to be there after what she just did i'd much rather be here why did okay i've been holding off on saying this but this man gives off so much drake energy to me so much like degrassi drake like or even like early drake just over overacted like he was like dressed like he was in the best i ever had music video earlier with you really yeah you still want to talk to me even after finding out that your bag's fake well you're planning on returning your dress who cares should be bro none of that matters to me look i'm planning on returning this too oh [ __ ] that's a high fashion jacket wait is this a real wait wait explain chat is this real this isn't i'm not just like head like i'm not just living under a rock and there's not a real boutique called high fashion boutique right right okay the dress was high fashion as well okay great turn this too you are i mean i mean other than the name the name is really the only bad part yeah oh and there's no skew under the barcode true we bought it for this dumb party and i'm really regretting it now well dude if they wanted him to be believable as a high school kid instead of like a grown man they could have they could have hidden his visible chest hair dude like i i feel like there's a little bunch well i never would have expected that yeah dude this man has a mortgage um you want to get out of here i don't know maybe grab a bite to eat really yeah actually i promised my friend i had hair at 17. okay yeah wait wait wait wait i'm already imagining people feeling um offended that i i look look people develop at different rates i'm being i'm being i'm just joking all right this guy's not even that old um okay it's just a joke all right it's just a joke i'm sorry i'm sorry if if uh you've got chest hair in your you're in high school that's cool that's cool dude that's cool i i knew people in high school who had full beards and it was it was you know it was cool people were we were all like wow it's so cool i was gonna hang out with her we were like man that's so cool that you have all that hair um so yeah anyway i'm sorry i'm sorry for the people who were 18 with chest hair i'm sorry okay maybe another time that sounds great maybe we can return our clothes together that's perfect like tomorrow yeah okay well you have a good night me too thanks bye oh auntie i can't believe that just happened so why'd you leave the party early yeah we were looking for you let's just say i met someone hey boys mind if we sit with you um actually there's not enough room sorry um i'm sure you guys can pull up one more chair right okay what i meant to say it actually rachel and heather are going to sit here hey girls have a seat are you kidding me you'd rather sit with her over me yep i'm sure you girls can find a seat somewhere else bye don't even think about being invited to any more of my future parties you'll be standing outside like michael kors girl over here was wait okay they called her michael kors girl before okay i was like well you don't have to worry about that because none of us would ever come to one of your parties again [Music] this is ridiculous i'm rich let's go girls [Music] i've always wanted to have like two underling friends who just like make faces after i say stuff like does anybody want to be my underling friend who's like in the in the hierarchy clearly like not the main person and then everyone scoffs on your behalf i just want people i just want people to like chat can you just like stand behind me and scoff whenever anybody says anything bad to me just be like let's go girls yeah just all of chat all of you just behind me scoffing [Music] never again [Music] look since rachel was exposed for having a fake bag now she carries michael kors purse around too i happen to like my bag thank you very much you know i can't believe you choose a girl who wears a fake bag over me big mistake it's like i get it i get what they're trying to say but like how many rich people tr externalize this value system of like only caring about bags like this girl only cares about bags and dresses that's her whole belief system you know what i'd rather be i can't believe you'd be with somebody with that bag i can't believe you beat somebody with that dress i don't have i have better dress and better bag with someone that has a fake bag over someone that is a fake friend wait what are you rachel was a fake friend this whole video she was just like throwing heather under the bus and after her own personal gain and heather like let her heather forgave her like out of the out of the [ __ ] kindness of her of her heart as heather said bye felicia dude they were setting that up for the whole i was really really december 16th 2021 we're we're naming characters felicia so that we can do a bi felicia joke i saw when this was posted and i was like certainly not certainly they're not going to do by felicia because it's [Applause] i mean people in the chat called it i saw it i just didn't say anything i didn't think i was just hoping albeit naively that that we were done with by felicia that we could be named felicia again and and have it not be a thing and we almost escaped the whole video but in reality this entire video was a setup for someone saying bye felicia and everybody reacting like that viral rap video but i am not a rapper and then everybody's like oh you know we all know the thing it's about as overdone as by felicia okay all right let's go back let's watch her do by felicia with the voice of a adult 26 year old woman um and the head turn and uh let's watch everybody freak the [ __ ] out about her saying that okay here we go the fake bag over someone that is a fake friend [Music] and as heather said bye felicia like she cranked out the she cranked out the black scent for that too this whole video she like she [ __ ] dusted off a black scent for that bye felicia she really went she really went bye felicia bag over someone that is a fake friend [Music] and as heather said bye felicia yeah i don't know i don't know dude she had a completely different voice for that i actually don't know her ethnicity i i we looked it up though i think she's not black um but look i'm not i'm not here to decide even if she is black it's okay [Music]

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Published: Wed Jan 26 2022