Jarvis Johnson Plays Dhar Mann Bingo 5

oh sorry if i'm a little low energy to start but we're gonna have fun is your stream family friendly jarvis i say curse words but in general like i like to i try to be a good influence other than the curse word thing okay let's do it jealous guy i know i feel like our dar man video is family friendly is the real question we should be asking um jealous guy stock's ex-girlfriend what happens is shocking okay here we go let me just make sure everything looks good on the stream oh you played four corners at your grandpa's old nurse to come okay maybe we'll play a four corners around one of these days but not today so i just got my new gaming pc set up should we go play andy wait hang on enhance wait i gotta go frame by frame sophia is on her way to yoga at the park aha aha okay so his friend is talking to him um oh he has the audio okay someone said i'm a bit loud i can turn myself down just let me know um the audio is a tiny bit louder i'm a bit loud videos a bit loud all right cool um i just think this is very this is very funny i don't think this is a bad in bad prop territory though the font is is very funny this is like the youtube stories font but still sorry what were you saying don't tell me you're still looking at sophia's instagram story bro come on it's been six months you really should try getting over her i am over here right wait was that her she just walked by so uh what are we doing here anyway oh there she is dude why don't we just go back to my place i knew it i can't believe she's with that chump damn dude that is rude he called him a chump he called him a chump dude i feel like he dusted off the word chump i haven't heard trump in a long time we gotta bring back chump darman is bringing back trump seriously wait sorry we're rewinding for chuck i play i knew it i can't believe she's with that chump seriously andy yeah question is this uh extreme coincidence i mean i'm i'm inclined to say no because i don't think it's that crazy to be at the same park as a ex or something and he's a stalker so he probably the whole story is about him kind of stalking her now we're out here for you to spy on sophia oh see she hasn't been returning my calls oh god oh god oh god that's so skeezy i want to make sure she's okay maybe make sure she's okay sure sure guy not returning your calls because she's moved on based this dude got a new gaming pc and he's giving his friend good advice this guy for president and he's rocking the chain all right i love this guy man no she's clearly just rebounding i mean look at the losers she's with this face this is like when i'm on the toilet and it's uh i didn't i don't have a lot of fiber in my diet that's so messed up why did i say that [Music] andy where are you going gosh butterfly andy oh people are i was wondering why people were saying sexism because they want to call the sexism thing um i don't know so good to see you i mean obviously the i mean there's like what's the word um not internalized but like i don't know we're running into you what are you doing here oh mike and i just came to uh grab a little fresh air didn't know you started doing youtube she's like she knows he's sketchy and so she's like yeah sure sure she's very uncomfortable this almost feels like um i mean the classic dharman trigger warning because i feel like this is a very real situation that someone could be in you know yeah dale actually got me into it he works at a gym [Music] andy oh you're andy i'm dale sophia's boyfriend i've heard a lot about you so she still talks about me huh i tend to have that effect you know what the mu i know a lot of people are asking me to call inappropriate music and it's not because i was like i was like do i want to call it um and it is a little distracting it's like very much in the way um and it does not fit the the mo the moment so i'm gonna go ahead and say if we've got inappropriate music you can you can check that off um it's not that inappropriate but it's like it's effect it's in the it's like high in the mix you know what i mean like it's just loud uh [Applause] and it's it's it's i can't stop noticing it so i'm gonna call it i'm gonna call it i'm feeling charitable today it's a combo of the the um volume and the type of music oh gosh and also this guy's a creep i you know i don't want to keep harping on it because we've already said it but oh oh dude what the hell oh my god oh god on the necklace oh god dude what the hell i gave you oh [Music] yeah i guess i'm just used to wearing it i forgot you gave it to me i we don't i don't think we have a square for like dude is uh has no personal space is a creep it is a like creep dude as a creep is maybe something we need to add someone can't read body language yeah anyways we should get going it was good seeing you nice meeting you it wasn't she's just being polite oh god that's so bad soph i'll see you soon what was that man did you hear him say she still talks about me dude no put him in line andy or whatever his name is uh mike mike yeah mike listen to mike i told you she wasn't over dude why did mike hang out with this guy why does mike hang out with this guy you're better than this mike me dude you're ridiculous all right you should really just leave her alone let's go what was that stance he looks like he's like about to fight a villain also this reminds me of like when i'm trying to get dipper to walk down the sidewalk and he sees a squirrel and he just like is in the stance you know and he's just like he's walking forward but he like can't turn back around you sure you don't want anything last chance you know i wonder if we should put this set in the um if they do they go to the mall do they go to the mall set because i love the mall set i do love the mall set if i'm being honest okay thanks uh oh someone said time skip uh slash j thank you for the slash j because i was about to go off on my normal diatribe about how it's just a scene change and it's not a time skip to change scenes all right but you can't have a sip of mine well in that case i'll take an espresso i knew it i'll go wait in line this is so uncomfortable [Music] oh hey dale right hey andy what are you doing here just came to pick up a few things oh oh the way he looks [Music] is sophia here too yeah she's just grabbing us some coffee oh yeah that's right dude this is not okay i hope that no one watching this thinks that this behavior is okay at all this is like so scary it's so scary saturday morning rituals i remember when her and i first started that tradition didn't know you guys used to come here oh yeah it's the only mall in darman uni it's the only mall in the dhu dart dhu in the dmu the dmcu used to always sit at this table too anyways yeah this isn't an extreme coincidence because this guy is a stalker and that's the whole point of the the video is that he's a stalker good seeing you again okay bye oh before i forget you mind giving these to so for me oh is the screen off i keep missing the where do they i remember when her and i first started that tradition didn't we haven't called a lot just uh inappropriate music no you guys used to come here oh yeah clearly the wrong person has an attitude this is not the type of attitude you used to always sit at this table too anyways good seeing you again okay bye oh oh it is odd before i forget i mean it's a mac but i mean i don't know if it's a bad prop because it's i mean the screen could have went to sleep because uh he's been interrupted you mind giving these to so for me she left him at my place the other night she was at your place yeah she didn't tell you shoot i'm i'm sorry man i don't mean to cause problems i better get going take care wait i thought you said i said he had a few things to pick up he's he planted fake earrings he planted fake earrings i did but i just remembered i don't need them anymore so yeah he he's like he's not yet in cartoon supervillain but he's definitely a villain uh what are these oh my god i've been looking for those oh then he just like he kept them he just like kept him and didn't return them for this where did you find them uh your little ex-boyfriend andy stopped by and dropped them in oh this is like disney channel acting but then they put it in the world's creepiest context boyfriend andy stopped by and dropped him in my hand and he said that you were at his house is that true [Music] oh wait don't we have a square for this darmian studio's office in the video so um so yeah marca darmian studios office in the video if uh if you've got this also does is darmian's office for real oh wait isn't liv glam hang on what is liv glam sidebar isn't that yeah liv glam is darman's company also live glam live glam interesting interesting uh isn't there like okay hold on hold on um isn't like wasn't dark didn't darman have yo darmian was charged with 13 felony counts of fraud for defrauding a city beautification program while operating his real estate company bro yeah i knew he was like a real estate guy too dude this dude sucks man i mean i guess that's not fair uh his i don't like his videos and i don't like his actions i i i we're changing we're not just we're not just telling stories we're changing lives yeah maybe he's changed maybe he's changed but this is a bad luck this is a bad luck um obviously and it's like so shitty like it's a city he defrauding the city like that i feel like that's so lame man okay it's in a city beautification program he got it expunged okay we'll see yeah all right so you know is that is that is that true i mean i'm not trying to slander the man the conviction was later expunged the moral fall i've never seen this before i know dude i'm sorry about light mode on the new york times website i i actually don't know how to turn light mode on every or dark mode on everywhere but i'm sorry about that go ahead and you know draft your comments now um the moral philosopher of youtube contemporary fables this is charitable dude what is this expunged the walmart of weed hold up hold up hold up yeah light mode warning i'm sorry is there like a dark mode for the new york times website i i mean okay we're just gonna have to relax here uh here i'll do that's not gonna help um maybe it will um anyway i i i'm you know i try to be i try to do what i can but you're gonna have to let me read this article with with uh with the light mode on because i think people really go off on light and dark mode like it it it's kind of ugh okay let me live okay you can come back to the stream later um in 2010 when man was 25 he appeared on the cover of mother jones for an article about we grow a medical marijuana business he helped found along with an investment banker morgan stanley he rented a warehouse in oakland and started selling equipment needed to grow hydroponic cannabis the venture attracted national attention was called the walmart of weed filmed a pilot for a reality tv show hemp ire which never aired long before the business was sold and partners but before long the business was sold so mr peterson the guy who he went into business with sued darman over unpaid debts and accusing him of running a hydro ponzi scheme really okay but a ponzi scheme interesting dude this is deep mr man countersued and was mr man that's so funny i say mr man all the time as like a joke but this is literally mr man mr man counter suit and was awarded a cash settlement as well as shares in publicly traded company mr peterson oh he countersued in one yo yo yo he got he activated his trap card man holy [ __ ] dude this guy is a legal eagle holy [ __ ] he is dude this guy is he's activating trap cards left and right he una reverse carded his business partner oh my god [Music] um later that year mr mann pleaded no contest to five felony uh accounts defrauding the city of oakland which accused him of fraudulently oh sf gate wrote about this that's crazy uh which accused him of fraudulently pocketing more than 44k received from city redevelopment grants he was fined most that's wild wait what wait they in situations like this it's never clear if they had to return the money and refined but this doesn't add up to me so i'm gonna assume that's what that's what it was that he returned the money and was fined because being fined less than the money feels wild right um so he faced no jail time but was fined in an email he wrote the in an email he wrote the conviction was later expunged so he responded to the new york times saying it was expunged okay um at 30 years old i found myself the lowest point in my life he wrote on his website i was completely broke going through a difficult breakup and feeling really depressed i thought i was a total failure i kept asking myself if things ever going to get better the next year he started liv glam a subscription cosmetics company and met laura his fiancee with whom and they run liv glam together in 2018 he began he began posting motivational videos on facebook at the time he said i didn't know you could make money from content but that fall he experienced his first spiral hit the darman formula which we we know very well um they're just describing a dharma video wow if you go to the grove or something it's like a mob you get mobbed by kids they point and say dar man interesting you know what happens to me on the street uh somebody goes hey life hacks and i'm like yes i guess i guess so um um yeah that happened to me like the other day uh we're gonna go back to the video in a second content as the great equalizer what mr man he's never gonna not be funny to me mr man speaks about online content as if it saved him i mean interesting sometimes mr man said people describe his content as a little too on the nose or it's a bit cringe or why is the dialogue so direct but it's intentional well yeah that way children can understand but also people who don't speak english can understand so that's clear i mean that that much i do know um 40 of darmian's audience overseas he said in an email his biggest audience on youtube is 18 to 24 demo on facebook it's 25 to 34. i mean that fits in with like the demographic of just those like those websites these days facebook and youtube yeah yeah he definitely has under 13 people this is a thing on youtube where like people under 13 aren't supposed to be on youtube but like if you read the comments people are like i'm in elementary school and this happened to me or whatever um you'll you'll you will never not see a gold digger video miss mulro wait mulroney is that the mayor mulroney oh yes this is the the girl who always plays a gold digger i mean and she's great at what she does no no shade to any of the actors in dartmouth videos making a living um at all at all just so we're clear um you will never not see a gold digger video miss mulroney said they can twist that story many times people love those gold digger stories they really do um mr man's moral philosophy can at times feel thin absolutist a common narrative arc bullying still the size of his audience suggests that mr man is tapping into something millions of people find compelling [Music] okay okay new york times in trying times a pandemic with no end in sight pair with devastating wildfires yeah this is what you're writing about in a pandemic okay uh bleak climate people want to see villains reformed in lessons delivered no ambiguity no debates everything just turns out right okay okay i think that children will watch whatever's in front of them and a lot a lot of the time i don't wanna i mean okay i mean okay if you say so if you say so um shout out to mayor mulroney great name uh all right let's get let's get back to it oh my eyes okay they are more relaxed that's just a good old-fashioned adhd tangent and thank you all for coming along the ride coming along the ride coming on the ride with me how do you even know he works here there's only a few gyms out here for those of you who have just joined us we're watching a horrible horrible video um called jealous guy stocks ex-girlfriend what happens is shocking um and uh it is true to form there is a very very creepy man who is i guess the jealous guy and he is indeed doing stalking um and uh what have we called so far so we've called inappropriate music we've called darman studio's office in the video uh and i think that's it and i don't think there's been anything called it's not on my card uh but he's now stalked this girl all the way to darman uh all the way to darman studios here wasn't that hard to figure it out how was she sorry i wasn't paying attention to the dialogue how do you even know he wait is that true [Music] how do you even know he works here there's only a few gyms out here wasn't that hard to figure it out dude this man is he's detectiving he that's so it's so creepy dude i my main question though is why does mike put up with this man i feel like mike could do so much better i wish you could just move on also there's a thousand gyms in la but i don't know where they are sophie is my girl she's just confused that's all her and dale don't belong together dude he went full villain mode and mike is just like damn dude i got a new gaming computer i just want to play games i honestly he's the only reason i'm coming around with you is because i want to play games can we just go back home and play games on my new computer also yeah possessive boyfriend alert nobody be like this kids oh there he is don't forget what i told you okay what happens in the dark always comes to life why am i recording again for my protection for your protection in case he tries to attack me this is this is um against the law right also yeah are we about to see a parking lot confrontation you can't just like stalk someone right that's not like allowed [Music] okay all right we're this is this is about to be a parking lot confrontation he's on a no parking uh he's on a no parking thing right hey you again what do you want man whoa whoa why the hard feelings i just came to clear the air don't don't do don't be like that i did pet peeve alert somebody like comes up on you in your place of work like like clearly instigating with you clearly like stalking your every move and then he's like hey hey don't be come on don't be so angry at me what what do you want man whoa whoa why the hard feeling whoa whoa why the hard feelings leave dale out of this man i just came to clear the air look whatever i don't think a clearly and the wrong person has an attitude here i no one's really being sassy they're just like um i don't know this isn't like this isn't like a teen like talking back to their parents type of attitude which is the spirit of that um i a lot of people are asking for it i just don't see it that way it is condescending but it's not the type of attitude that i'm talking about when i say like attitude happening between you and sophia is over now there's no reason for us to be in communication at all is it really over you can't tell me you 100 believe that wait there is bad adr communication work whatever happened oh whoa why the hard feelings i just came to clear the air look whatever happened between you and sophia is over now there's no reason for us to be in communication at all is it really over that was from the same take they just switched to a different like camera you can't tell me you 100 believe that especially after the earrings she told me she lost those earrings months ago and that she hasn't been to your place in a long time wow if you really believe that you're an even bigger clown than i thought hey oh oh yeah sorry okay let's go ahead and mark parking lot confrontation this is this is a textbook parking lot con confrontation also dale i mean i get it but i'm i'm i i'm worried that i'm worried that dale uh you know might look like the instigator of this because he's you know was the first to get physical and we don't like dale you gotta you gotta that you're playing into his game um okay what was this one a parking lot competition parking lot confrontation yes y'all i'm getting pretty close to bingo dale you don't have to do this dale you're giving him what he wants you better watch what you say he's even got poor mike is being brought into his game go ahead hit me i dare you dale don't do it [Music] you know what you're not even worth it true just stay away from sophia and i you tell sophie to stay away from me for me i mean like you were wait what do you mean you're stalking sofia she's trying to stay away from you by you know not dating you or seeing you and you keep showing up where she where she is what do you mean what are you talking about [Music] did you get it yeah but what is that even supposed to prove you started it and it's not like he even hit you true mike you you bet you're better than this you'd be surprised what a little editing can do oh god okay this guy's getting close to supergirl's status you're gonna get caught the truth always comes out one way or another this is like a this is a line that's very close to what happens in the dark always comes to light if it were kids right now they would say that line exactly and the truth is sophie is meant to be with me let's go good god if he's at sofia's place leave this woman alone dude this is call the cops wait what the actual [ __ ] dude leave this woman alone uh i don't think that was the dark car that's not a dark car i know about at least leave leave this girl alone andy what happened he didn't hear mike is unreasonably calm and forgiving he's not really forgiving what is he forgiving i mean he's like i guess he's it's but he's not i don't know i i wouldn't like mike is a willing participant in something that's [ __ ] up but i don't know if he's like he might be forgiving later he's more complacent yeah i agree he did what it was all my fault really dude this guy okay okay okay cartoon super villain i'm just gonna call it i can't i can't so if you have cartoon super villain on your card um which is one of the one of the cards go ahead and call it go ahead and call it this dude is gaslighter in chief right now um this is a problematic lesson now the lessons decided at the end of the video um wife yuzi thank you for the tier one ice queen loki thank you for the prime rebecca pr thank you for the prime bun turn thank you for the prime i i missed a bunch of these uh erica thank you for the wow six months um faded lavender for the resub another satoru satoru um uh ali thomas thank you for the prime gongzler um thank you for the tier one steven the skeletons king slick rick thank you for the tier ones um uh malates taylor x tick thank you for the primes um kw dragon live for the prime gabby oh yeah for the tier one i missed a lot of these i'm sorry uh b norvelle won for the gifted mx dashes for the tier one unfortunate with the prime chris sandwich for the prime jk taylor for the prime aa3 for the prime moon bay for the tier one okay okay lucy pk thank you for the uh gifted all right cool i went to meet up with him unannounced i sent her some tension between us and i wanted to make things right for your sake so okay this dude is all the way yeah anyway cartoon super villain i guess dale wasn't interested in that he just started attacking me uh if you're just joining and you need a bingo card um exclamation point bingo and then um you'll come to this doc and then how to get your card is right here you just click this link no dale would never do that [Music] see for yourself [Music] luckily there was a bystander there who caught her all on camera luckily there is a bystander the rear view the car is in the video oh wait luckily there was lucky there was a there was a bystander from inside my car i i hope this is a plot element this can't be this has to be on purpose right dark car behind them that's not the dark car it got a lot worse after he grabbed me sure i can't believe this convenient is is it a rolls-royce i didn't think so doesn't look like a rolls royce to me clearly and the wrong person has attitude that's not what this is yeah he didn't even edit he just like trimmed the video i guess oh my gosh i can't believe this he told me you provoked him [Music] have you been crying dale and i have been arguing a lot because this [ __ ] is is an agent of chaos sophia get out of there please she accused me of going to your place you didn't make it seem like i came over recently did you no you absolutely did when i saw him outside the coffee shop dude this guy is a guy this is a gaslight gatekeep boy boss over here and and and not even boy boss a stalker like psycho dude shop i told him you left those earrings there months ago when we used to date then he must have lied to see how i'd react i don't know what's gotten into him he's been acting so different lately i'm really sorry sophia probably because he's being stalked by this dude man i feel like this is all my fault i never meant to get in between you two no it's okay you didn't do anything wrong are you serious i just don't know dale as well as i thought i did oh it really hurts you mind if i come inside and get some ice um making me mad this is making me so mad sure oh okay now i need the now i need the classic dharma and this guy gets like what's coming to him please make him instantly regret it oh no he doesn't instantly regret it because what happens is shocking no you guys look so happy here i can't look at any photos of us knowing what he's really like now god looks like there's a lot of photos to you too why does everything he say seem like the way he says it is very scary seems like there's a lot of photos of you too it'd be a shame something happened to them do you want to get out of here everything here reminds me of dale yeah of course wait wait wait they broke up six months ago is that is that right in like is that how long she's been dating dale the reason i ask is because they already have like look i'm not i'm not here to judge uh specifically i'm not here to judge this thing in particular but they've got framed photos six months in out there okay i mean i mean cool cool time moves differently in the dmc you that's normal okay i don't uh then i don't know anything like my okay all i'm saying is i and i'm not saying that you know it's not normal i'm just saying that in my life friends who are married you maybe have photos like but like me you from events and things like that like a mayor like a you know wedding oh this is funny wait i mean i don't someone said this is a bad prop uh but it's it is funny that this is this is um this is the same thing rotated yeah because it's just like this this image turned uh uh counterclockwise or turned clockwise um or counterclockwise depending on which way you look at it um but people someone said people really decorate like that yeah i mean i've i'm not that's not doesn't throw me i'm not gonna call that a bad prop uh people normally decorate like that i've just never seen two photos that are the same and just one rotated because it doesn't look good like but but i mean it's just bad decoration why don't we go back to my place put on a movie eat some chinese food just like we used to dude [ __ ] this guy you know that sounds kind of nice you know the six month anniversary the six month anniversary trip to walgreens to get your picture pictures printed and framed that's what i'm saying like i haven't done that on any of my six-month uh anniversaries but maybe i'm doing it wrong oh yeah he's gonna put it on his face and it's gonna smudge his uh makeup let's go he's like he's like frozen peas my favorite wow you really know just what i need to you know what a guy needs to get cheered up he's like oh man i'm so full of peas frozen peas this ring brings back a lot of memories it's nice to have you back here can i ask you a question what's up do you ever think about us as in [Music] never mind sorry no it's okay [Applause] honestly i don't even know what to think anymore dude this is like so messed up on so many levels uh it's so even if you he uh okay so like even if he wasn't doing this this uh the stalking people think bad bad prop is like i get that the computer was off and the um sriracha was closed but like they've got to make something the bad prop is like they have to make the prop um the blinds on the window yeah so this is i can't remember if we called the now this is what i would call a bad prop this has been in multiple videos this is a set piece of darman's and they just haven't fixed it i'll call this a bad prop i'll call the amalgamation of everything a bad prop if you have bad prop on your card go ahead and mark it um but this always makes me laugh the fact that the the blinds um go over go over the frame um i've had curtains like that before i mean i have curtains like this right now and they're not supposed to they're not supposed to go over the frame right am i wrong i mean like i because i mean it's okay if they go i mean okay fine i'm gonna undo bad prop then i'm undoing bad prop i'm undoing that uncheck bad prop we'll find bad prop somewhere else um [Music] oh curtains go over the frame but not blinds like these are you buy these to size like you're supposed to buy these in a correct size like i mean i have them on my windows all throughout my apartment um but we'll we'll hold on to bad prop we'll hold on to bad prop i also i've seen worse props in these blinds i was kind of saying it as an amalgamation of all the tiny things but and also just that this is a set piece that is in multiple darman videos but yeah yeah we'll hold we'll hold off i was gonna say something else um [Music] uh these aren't even blinds what are they called they're called um uh shoot does anybody in the chat know shutters are they shutters no shutters are these are like shades these are shades yeah and i do not think shades are supposed to go over the frame because the whole point of shades is that they diffuse the light or they they like dampen the light but uh they're not like a complete like block of the of the light or at least that's what mine are that's what mine are um so do we market or not i mean since people people didn't want to market i'm gonna i'm gonna hold off on bad prop until uh i mean just because you've seen it before in real life doesn't mean it's not it's how it's supposed to be but but maybe i don't know i'm willing to say i'm willing to say that i don't know and also i did want bad prop to be um for things that are made anyway so i'm just gonna keep it to things that are created by the prop team my stomach i think i put too much it's amazing if you sriracha put any sriracha restaurant real quick okay [Music] also these containers are seemingly empty you know what i mean like these don't look like they were even ever closed like maybe like this one is bent but like they look pretty empty on the inside but oh is this grandma's house i think this is grandma's house from the the oh yeah someone said this looks like grandma's house yeah i think this is grandma's house the only thing they're missing is a cut to the old tv that's like right off screen that's in front of the couch [Music] hey i'm a little cold mind if i steal a hoodie yeah your favorite one is still in the closet oh god i hate this so much go for it thanks [Music] bad adr for the stomach girl adr's for dialogue we don't have a bad foley we don't have a bad like foley which is like for the sound environment sounds dude what is going on oh god what is going on here why don't we have a thing for this i i want to check something right now and i don't know what to i want to check like gross grocery mcgross face [Music] just on his bed a printed out photo just on his bed [Music] about to be like this is normal this is normal for somebody who broke up six months ago what you don't have photos of your ex is over your bed [Music] hey is his laptop has homeboy has been out all day came back with her with chinese food and his laptop has been on no sleep mode draining battery for that whole time i don't know man i don't know about that [Music] yeah i'm like okay extreme coincidence what do we think i think it's probably an extreme coincidence because of the difficulty for this to have even happened like in real life his laptop would have died if he was if he was out and then also in real life you have to go into your settings and turn off automatic sleeping when when the laptop isn't in the um isn't all connected to the charger which is something that you know i am i know i'm familiar with so like for all of that bad prop not extreme coincidence i think the coincidence is that it's there on the floor and it's open to the video and she went into the room and saw it and it's open to incriminating evidence you know what i mean i don't know if it's a coincidence because it would never happen but isn't that what makes it a coincidence i'm going to call i'm going to call this a coincidence i'm um i'm i'm going to call this an extreme coincidence so mark it if you got it someone has bingo can we uh can we get the um let me review cards can random expensive brand count it has to be mentioned thanks the brand has to be mentioned oh here here we go is this your is this your card oh it doesn't want to why is it doing this to me oh there's 16 pages no why does it do this how did this happen to me no matching cards found oh there we go okay i gotta hit enter instead of search for whatever reason clicking search doesn't work all right no actually i didn't have to put the hashtag but the difference was this is random but like the difference was if i click here if i clear um oh it doesn't wanna oh wait it worked i'm just demonstrating like if i click search here oh now it works now you want to work okay whatever anyway uh this person went five for five so let's see inappropriate music we did call that cartoon super villain we did call that parking lot con confrontation darmian studios office in the video an extreme coincidence and i'm i'm comfortable calling extreme coincidence that the laptop was open the video was open on the laptop the laptop didn't die the laptop wasn't asleep it's like a combo of like prop and continuity stuff but i i think it's an extreme coincidence regardless in the universe of the universe of the um yeah i don't know if if you apply real logic to this then it's an extreme coincidence so congrats was it uh the person who linked it [Music] latin oh god i'm really messing that up but is this is this who is it is got it was that was that yours uh if someone can that's okay it's arab i mean it's i mean it's still like i you know my apologies for [ __ ] it up um okay so let me try to gift a sub it never works when i try to do it from here but i'm gonna try here let me just go back to face camera i always try and then it doesn't it doesn't work i'm turning on if if someone wants to gift the winner oh thank you emily after after four for gifting our bingo winner um i'm turning on my phone my phone died and so i'm gonna try and do it from my phone this time or next time um because for whatever reason in my own chat i can't gift so i gotta figure that out um okay let's continue the video she told me she lost those earrings months ago and that she hasn't been to your place in a long time if you really believe that also no way the audio no way the audio picks up oh you're still on yeah sorry no way the audio picks up right okay here let me back this up and that she hasn't been to your place so she hits the space bar she told me she lost those earrings months ago and that she hasn't been to your place in a long time if you really believe that you're an even bigger clown than i thought hey i i'm like they i i feel like they tried to make it sound like it was uh picked up in the moment but like no way you better watch what you say go ahead hit me i dare you [Music] you know what you're not even worth it just stay away from sophia you tell sophie to stay away from me [Applause] what i actually don't was that the original lines or was that adr oh no it was because he said the may the same way you tell sofia to stay away from me [Music] dude all right this is extreme coincidence number two okay she found the bruising sorry about makeup also he did a pretty good job of making convincing like clearly a makeup art he's is he like a makeup artist in his spare time should have taken it easy on the hot sauce did you not find the hoodie oh gross he's like dude it's a total paint job in there i really shouldn't have gone so crazy on the sriracha [Music] no i'm actually alright it's not that cold anymore but thanks [Laughter] how's your black eye by the way it still hurts really bad but i'll manage you know i was reading on it when you were in the bathroom you really should keep a wet compression on it otherwise the swelling won't go down makeup is not an extreme coincidence i leave stuff on the floor all the time good idea i'll put one on later that's all right i got one here i'll put it on for you no i mean i i know like i i feel like uh it's very i'll say to be generous i'll say it's very courageous to confront him at his own place in this situation you know what i mean like i feel like uh i would leave i i would leave and then you know maybe address it then or i don't know skip town [ __ ] man just start something i'm just like get out of there don't worry it'll somewhat someone oh sarah in the chat i will not be generous this is dangerous and ill-advised yeah yeah maybe you know it's not the best idea to uh confront the stalker ex-boyfriend who's clearly faking manipulating the facts and faking their um you know entire everything to try and get you back i'll be soothing i'll do it i'll do it so it doesn't hurt too bad i'll be gentle you do trust me right [Music] yeah good what are you doing what is this andy care i was i think she was expecting to get a little bit more of the makeup to explain i have no idea how that's possible so this isn't makeup no how could you accuse me of such a thing dude this guy's kind of a good actor he's like he really sells it oh i can close off the prediction thank you um all right yeah so someone did get bingo yes um i don't know maybe because i found this in your bedroom you went through my stuff did she when did she pull that put that in both hands just a second ago she was holding the cloth don't try to turn this around on me and i saw the video of you going up to dale you completely lied to me i can explain i don't want to hear it i'm tired of your lies wait wait wait dale doesn't know anything about you she actually has eight arms and let's face it you're still not over me [Music] dude [ __ ] off you never will be you never will be oh god that's the truth the truth it's a little ironic hearing you talk about that you have a problem with making things up which is why we broke up to begin with you need help yes this finally teaches you that the truth always comes out one way or another they really the truth always comes out one way or another let's keep that in mind because i feel like that's the new what happens in the dark always comes to light [Music] is that going to be the lesson for the video it's going to say the truth always comes out one way or another and then dar man don't go at least let me give you a ride who's that are you all right yeah i'll tell you everything in the car goodbye andy have a good life butterfly i'm not oh dear oh dear how does this like okay so first of all yeah this this story like many dartmouth videos this is playing with a very serious issue of like uh like um abuse like emotional manipulation and stuff like that and it's like really not giving the um you know obviously like darmian isn't gonna handle this with the care it deserves and then on top of that uh i'm not your butterfly anymore okay oh you're butterfly anymore [Music] i'm dales [Music] you want me oh there's not even a okay so yeah problematic lesson there's no they didn't even give us a lesson at the end okay everybody thanks for playing round one of darmian bingo i hope you i hope you had a good time even though that story sucked um i'm gonna clear the cards and should we play another [Music] you

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