James Corden Invades the NFL Network

THE NFL HAVE INVITED ME DOWN TO NFL MEDIA TO MAKE ME THE NEW FACE OF THE NFL. LET'S START THIS BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP. >> WHAT'S UP? SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. JAMES: WHAT AN HONOR TO MEET YOU. THE FINEST QUARTERBACK THE DALLAS DOLPHINS HAVE EVER HAD. >> WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO. FIRST OF ALL WE'RE GOING TO START WITH THE WAY WE LOOK. IF YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU FEEL GOOD. IF YOU FEEL GOOD, YOU DELIVER GOOD. JAMES: YOU THINK THAT IS THE ONE, REALLY? WHAT? I LOOK LIKE STEVE HARVEY. I SHOULD WARN YOU YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE A RIPPED PHYSIQUE. YOU PROBABLY DON'T SEE IT AROUND THE NFL BECAUSE YOU COVER IT UP WITH ALL OF YOUR PADS. THIS IS NOT UNOBTAINABLE. JUST SOME DIPS. CRUNCHES. LOSE A BIT OF THIS. REALLY? WHERE DO YOU GET THESE BIG SHOULDER PADS? OH, THAT REALLY IS YOU. >> LOOK AT THAT. I WOULD LISTEN TO EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN I'M WATCHING YOU. JAMES: ARE YOU SERIOUS? I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE THINKING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF HIS TIE? THREE SUPER BOWLS? >> THREE SUPER BOWL RINGS. JAMES: YOU DON'T WEAR THEM? WHY? >> I TELL PEOPLE, YOU WIN ONE, YOU WEAR IT BUT WHEN YOU WIN AS MANY AS I HAVE, YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR THEM. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DO. JAMES: THIS RING SIGNIFIES MY -- THIS RING TO KEEP LADIES AT BAY AND THIS ONE JUST IN CASE I GET -- I ACTUALLY HAVE A LAUREL AND HARDY AUDITION AFTER THIS. THE LAST THING I WANT WHEN I'M OUT THERE IS TO LOOK STUPID. >> WE DON'T WANT THAT. FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS A FOOTBALL. JAMES: I'M WELL AWARE THAT YOU IN AMERICA HAVE CHOSEN A DIFFERENT NAME FOR EVERYTHING AND THAT THE OTHER GAME PREDOMINANTLY USING YOUR FEET SHOULD BE CALLED FOOTBALL AND THIS SHOULD BE CALLED THROWING IN BETWEEN COMMERCIALS. >> YOU WILL BE HERE. I THINK YOUR PANTS ARE SPLITTING. JAMES: YOU GET DOWN HERE LIKE THIS AND THEN YOU TWERK IT OUT LIKE THAT. THAT'S RIGHT? YOU'RE TEACHING ME TO TWERK? >> I DON'T SUGGEST YOU TWERK ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. IT ALWAYS SOUNDS GOOD TO SAY HE GETS STRONGER AS THE GAME GOES ON. JAMES: SHOULD I SAY IT WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT? HE GETS STRONGER AS THE GAME GOES ON DAVE. >> THE BEST OFFENSE IS A GOOD DEFENSE. JAMES: THE BEST OFFENSE IS A GOOD DEFENSE, YOU PUNK-ASS BITCH! THIS AIN'T CONNECT FOUR! THIS IS THE NFL! EVERYONE ELSE IS PLAYING PLUTO AND HE IS PLAYING SJENGA. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M SAYING. I THINK I'M GAME READY. >> I THINK YOU'RE READY. LET'S GO. JAMES: ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT. >> SO IT IS STILL EARLY BUT WE HAD SOME GUYS GET OUT TO AN EARLY START CH EARLY SEASON M.V.P. PICK? JAMES: I'VE BEEN LOOKING ON THE FIELD. A LOT OF GUYS HAVE BEEN LEAVING IT ALL OUT THERE. I M.V.P. THIS SEASON AARON RODGERS BECAUSE OF THE PHENOMENAL WORK HE HAS DONE WITH OLIVIA MUNN. >> WELCOME BACK. I'M MICHAEL. HE IS AKBAR. WE HAVE JAMES CORDEN. >> I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS. >> I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SUPER BOWL. WHO IS GOING TO BE IN THE SUPER BOWL? I DON'T KNOW. TAYLOR SWIFT. I THINK THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. YOU KNOW, AYODELE HAS AN ALBUM COMING OUT -- ADELL HAS AN ALBUM COMING OUT. BRANDON WEED SEASON GOOD. DEREK CARR. >> THAT IS GOOD. YOUNG DEEP. JAMES: I ALWAYS GO DEEP IN MY FANTASIES. >> HE IS PLAYING MONOPOLY. GUESS WHO? SORRY, HE IS COLONEL MUSTARD WITH THE LEAD PIPE. OH, MOUSE TRAP! JAMES: WIZARDS BIG AND TALL. >> BUT YOU'RE NOT TALL. JAMES: BUT I'M BIG. THEY ARE PLAYING WITH FOUR POUNDS OF BEEF AND NO BUNS. WHO HAS THE BUN? WHO HAS THE THREAT US THE? WHO THAT IS HAS -- WHO HAS THE THREAT US THE? ? WHO THAT IS TOMATO? LET ME FINISH. THAT IS ONE THING NO ONE IS SAYING ABOUT THE COLTS,S-WISE. DO YOU AGREE? >> WHAT ABOUT AARON RODGERS? >> WE ALL LOVE AARON RODGERS. YOU LOVE HIM, RIGHT? JAMES: I WOULD SPOON HIM UNTIL HE IS -- FEELS SAFE AND WARM. >> IT IS REALLY COLD IN GREEN BAY. JAMES: >> AKBAR DOES IT. JAMES: THIS GUY. RIGHT UPFRONT. NOW WE'RE TALKING FANTASIES. NOW WE'RE TALKING FANTASIES. >> THIS IS THOUGHT PROVOKING. JAMES: COMING UP NEXT ON "TOTAL ACCESS" WE'LL BE TALKING TO A MEMBER OF THE GEORGETOWN JAGUARS WHO EITHER THROWS THE BALL OR CATCHES IT. STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

Channel: The Late Late Show with James Corden

Views: 1,436,890

Rating: 4.9462938 out of 5

Keywords: James Corden, The Late Late Show, Reggie Watts, Letterman, Colbert, late night, late night show, David Letterman, Stephen Colbert, The Ellen Show, The Tonight Show, Comedy, monologue, sketches, comedian, celebrity interviews, impressions, tweet mail, celebrities, carpool, karaoke, take a break, meming of life, emoji news, CBS

Id: _0S59B3HMAA

Length: 6min 27sec (387 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 08 2015