James Cameron's last Avatar meeting

fast and furious 48 what are we thinking all right you know how the rock is old and not muscular horse it's Jamestown right James please stop stop team not you do whose it good Jim what are you doing here what do you want James oh the pitch meeting today no no nothing on the calendar said anything about James Cameron pitch meeting I thought I could put it on my calendar I put on my rolodex well I can't the reason I'm sitting down two days I have a favor to ask of you I need a little more time on the avatar to shake no no it's been 70 years nobody get more time it's just double digits I have just a fifth I could get six more months on avatar - it would be two point four seven billion people saw the first one that doesn't mean [ __ ] anymore change it's not two point four seven billion do you think movies written now at the time like we have no way of knowing it was so long ago no we we can pinpoint exactly when it was I am only asking for [ __ ] five to six more months on an avatar - you're not gonna make it seven years - think of this way you remember avatar was in 3d yeah I remember I was in 3d what's your that's your point avatar to 90 what is 90 you get the picture pops out at you you get the smells of the Pandora forest whenever the blue guys get hair bonus you get one to win the audience here bonus teams they were just they obsessed with their hair they do now two full hours of avatar to is just hair sex why would anyone want to see that why would you not want to most people spent the majority of the first movie looking to see if I had left in a nipple or anything and now I'm giving you 2 full hours of air sex and you're throwing it back in my face even in there are three to five nipples during the film but that's why I need the five months of time just five months more for nipple shots oh yeah the detail on the area was the detail on the area was is gonna be so high you're gonna feel like you're getting poked in the eye the entire film how do we tell you this nobody wants to see this you've had enough time it's over please trust me remember Titanic mm-hmm dummy do billion is well short dad for like 15 years though most people don't know this I actually really sucked that ship no you didn't you weren't there that was a night wait there either well I'm not going pointing fingers down the table god damn it do you guys remember terminator yes we are let me finish Terminator 2 thank you for terminator 1 & 2 you guys remember that guy was actually metal the whole time yeah then he made 18 more terminators that no one cared about I only touched about five or six of those terminators I can't take responsible for all of them call security yeah most people don't know I actually invented metal 4 in Terminator 2 that's why I was in jeans listen people hadn't used metal before I did it need I remind you gentlemen just again how deep I went into the ocean there's an entire city in the ocean I mean that rap has been broken could someone brought me up a bit again I'm getting a little low on the chair here eight months here watch the eczema 43 no there you don't know you don't know I look at everything through the lens of Pandora's box okay I am 43 years young yes I do have an exoskeleton suit I can get in from time to time to go around and [ __ ] trees and horses we decided 50 years ago that you had wasted billions of dollars my name's James I didn't do that yes you did yes you did you wanted to put and I quote more blue tails in the movie more blue tails is this a bribe Oh change whoops James I can't buy a gallon of milk with this well no one's asking you to buy milk their calcium nerd no you're on your own it's just me yes okay off to Pandora [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Gus Johnson

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Id: tivivkYdvmg

Length: 4min 35sec (275 seconds)

Published: Fri May 17 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/WeaponX86]

Calcium nerd!

[u/ITookYourGP]

Hair boners.

[u/mafr1977]

Nice breaking

[u/wellaintthatnice]

He went solo and Avatar 2 went on to make three trillion dollars. Enough money for James Cameron to get the funding to put himself in a Na'vi body. He's still fucking horses and trees well into the 2300s.

[u/[deleted]]

With ticket price inflation, I kind of wish that "top movies" were highlighted on how many tickets were actually sold.

Every summer there seems to be another "highest grossing movie of all time." Well yeah, that's how cost inflation works. But I wanna know who is the king of all movies. How many tickets were sold!!?

[u/Awasawa]

I love when they break character and laugh

[u/The_UnApologist]

Whenever I sit here and suddenly remember James Cameron is making more Avatar movies, I just go "wtf?!" and that's it.

[u/RombieZombie25]

You wanted to put more blue tails in the movie

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More blue TAIL

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best joke in the video

[u/rickdg]

Needs moar papyrus.