Jacob Williams' Best Punchlines, Corniest Jokes & Pickup Lines (Vol. 1) | Wild 'N Out | MTV

Nick we didn't say call your special stand up don't shoot we said call it off don't shoot your stand-up special look I'm really sorry but this relationship it's kind of like djd wreck in between seasons of wild and out it's just not working at all [Applause] that's not - here we go my man taiga is so fly if I was winning the Pooh I'd be like this is my Tigger from the white boy beat we get right up in here white boy beat I'm gonna get you you know that I would my credit sports awesome yours is just really good good man you got me I'm really a Toro but my stock portfolio is about to blow up I worked smart shows on PBS your Lexus doesn't even have a GPS but guess what you're no longer invited to my birthday party [Applause] all right so I mean you have a song called I run New York is that correct right all right and so if you run New York can you please tell them to stop giving me all these tickets [Applause] so you do something about this please considering that my license is currently [Laughter] there we go all right look those feelings are hard how come it looks like they just had an orgy on your shirt [Applause] I'm captain oka and you remind me of my sunken pirate ship because I can see myself going you always slow it down before you leave butts too bad you can't even afford sleeves Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] your face no I know where ain't a game gonna pull out all your cheek so I don't just wanna hey first job wasn't ready for that ha till she showed her breasts I call that [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] mr. Nick Cannon how old were you when you sold out to the man I rest my case object here we go you're a big comedian if you know what I mean your name is rip cuz you ripped all your jeans okay okay I ripped all my jeans okay i'ma say D and I don't mean the dish shoots in H&R Block not doing tax I bet they miss you H&R Block I paid your sister for sex so I could write her off as a business expense [Applause] [Music] my cousin Tiffany [Applause] My dear gotta go she dated my friend Bart but then she stole his heart [Applause] you lost your last job because you're a quitter it looks like your new job is at turbine Outfitters I was just wondering are you a malignant tumor because I cannot get you out of my head you act like you're from the streets but that image is fleeting the only hood you've been in is that a KKK meeting [Applause] that's really porous are you in Charlottesville with the tiki torch that was good you must be a comedian too it's too bad my phone has more gigs than you hey everybody this is my cousin Stu you may have seen them in the movies when you play it Shaggy and scooby-doo [Applause] [Music] hey Nick I saw your last special of comedy and I have a question how expensive was it to edit all the laughs in Jacob Jacob you brand-new so we don't even know stuff only thing that we assume is that you wrote on a short bus being married to Mariah that's a lot of clout but do you ever get lonely when she [Applause] [Music] sorry no problem let's go give me 40 [Applause] [Applause] [Music] there we go the next hashtag is things thirsty people say okay I'll do anything I'll listen to Nick's album just give me some water your team always rambles you need a good editor I love you guys in the movie alien versus Predator stuff overheard backstage on violin now what is Nick we didn't say it call your special stand up don't shoot we said call it off don't shoot your stand-up special try to be popular stop trying to be eight-mile just stick with kilometres go my name is Jacob it's not a rumor I leave girls as dry as my sense of humor [Applause] you're a rapper but you don't have a hit with trying to be mmm your Reese's Pieces of all right so I bet you $100 I can kiss you without touching you okay okay you know I lost the bet if you guys want to see more Wilin out videos click right here and be sure to click that subscribe button so you don't miss any of the craziness we got going down hit that subscribe button right over her

Channel: Wild 'N Out

Views: 9,035,970

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Length: 11min 16sec (676 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 23 2018