Interview with Senior Java Developer

yeah i can write your hello world right now let's start with the test suite portability i worked for this company for 30 years and was java for 30.5 the advantages of java the idea behind java the reason for java it's the jvm yeah i work in a corporate but a lot of startups use java not that i've worked in any of them i don't think c plus plus is better not that i've worked with it yeah we learned java uni oh eclipse is so 2009. it has clean code and a clean architecture which makes it perfect for serious business solid principles design patterns oop no garbage collector i haven't heard anyone big decimal big decimal big decimal big decimal more verbose doesn't use illogical syntax sugars illogical syntax sugar does this have do you know what type of coffee this is illogical syntax sugars for serious business we don't actually use java we use scotland netbeans java ee spring java beans java spring our work in the corporate we got a 401k engine benefits 95 is the new thing i spend my time writing exception types javascript and java are totally different things it's like comparing in i don't know i really don't know we keep our code nice and clean i'm in a hamster wheel no i drink coffee not for the taste but for the effect i love java because it's safe portable maintainable i drive a prius because it's safe portable maintainable java do you know why it's called java let's see big decimal logical syntax sugar i can have a look let me debug that you need to catch everything it's like baseball hey net beans yeah yeah i know have you heard of kotlin we don't actually use kotlin we use plain java big decimal this is serious business portable uh it's a big decimal do you know what type of coffee this is you

Channel: Programmers are also human

Views: 694,930

Keywords: java jokes, java humor, java ee, java beans, programming humor, programming memes

Id: kdMG40wUCm4

Length: 2min 13sec (133 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 05 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/back-in-black]

Ok this did make me laugh. A favourite line was "I spend my time writing Exception types".

[u/amdelamar]

• Are you reading off a teleprompter?

<pauses>… No. 😆

[u/thisisjustascreename]

Needs more AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean.

[u/agentoutlier]

I’m old enough to remember and receive a Java coffee mug…. ironically I didn’t drink coffee at the time (I got addicted later in life).

I think I got the mug at a conference or a Java certification test.

Sadly I through it away. BigDecimal.

[u/socialis-philosophus]

I've worked professionally (ie. being paid not just learned on the side) to program in Java, Scala, Kotlin, C#, VB, and Python.

I really don't understand the Java hate. Every platform has good and bad.

[u/Analyst94]

Need to catch everything, it's like baseball lmfao.

[u/BlueGoliath]

WTF did I just watch?

[u/[deleted]]

The reason for Java is the JVM LOL

[u/Mysterious-Ant-Bee]

This made my day. lol