"Interview With An Applicant" - Sketch Comedy

mrs. Carruthers welcome come on in have a seat me of course I have been looking over your resume and I have to say I am very impressed oh thank you you know actually I think to be honest you are overqualified to be an accountant oh well that's okay I don't intend to work very hard uh really absolutely in fact I only intend to show up when I feel like it which is good because I have a wide variety of extremely annoying personal habits and absolutely no sense of hygiene oh you know then I don't feel like you're then the correct person for this position that's okay I quit yeah you can't quit you don't work here like I would ever work here like we would ever hire you oh yeah yeah and even if you did work here I wouldn't even give you the opportunity to quit because I would fire you well you can't fire me because I don't work here that's right you don't and I would can your ass so quick prove it okay you've got the job thank you don't welcome and now it is my pleasure to inform you that I quit you can't quit I fired you no it's it's too late I don't I don't work here anymore fine let's try this again you've got the job and now you're fired no you offered me the job but I never accepted look I've already worked for you it's very tedious and now you want me back I I think it's a regressive career move okay what can we do to get you to come work for us a race a race $200 an hour 200 an hour okay prorated to this ten seconds you're gonna be working here so twelve cents and this time I promise I won't quit you promise you won't quit you promise you'll let me fire you if you still want to oh I'm sure I'm going to want to so we have a deal I've already been an accountant here I feel like I've outgrown the position I want something higher how about junior vice president junior vice president $200 an hour or 12 cents whichever comes first and you promise not to quit before I have the opportunity to fire you that's correct great we've got the job I accept now you're fired oh you you can't fire me I'm junior vice president I'm your boss well that doesn't that doesn't make sense as your boss I regret that I have to fire you why are you firing me well I I can't help but notice as a head of personnel you've been hiring some very strange people lately at $200 an hour for me what am I supposed to do without a job well we do have a new position opening up and head of personnel do you have any experience

Channel: Paul Del Vecchio

Views: 1,463,283

Rating: 4.8342314 out of 5

Keywords: comedy short film, short film, comedy, interview with an applicant, jill butterfield, melisa breiner-sanders, comedy skit, marty hill, paul del vecchio, david r doumeng, canon 7d, canon 5d, triple e productions, sketch comedy

Id: 7W_qrc-TkR8

Length: 3min 53sec (233 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 11 2010

Reddit Comments

[u/volantene]

For some reason, this sketch reminds me of this clip from The Office.

[u/fredandersonsmith]

I like the part where she takes the mug. I thought that was brilliant.

[u/raiderrobert]

She's got a lot of upward potential.

[u/Ascott1989]

Feels like the intro to a porn video.