What do you think? Ohh. Good luck, man. Because I'm gonna crush
you like an ant. Good luck, guys. To the winner goes the spoils. There's spoils? [ Gasps ] Oh, n-- Hello. How are you? Hello. Hey.
How are you? Nice to meet you. Come on in. Have a seat. Hi, how are you? Hello. Please, have a seat. Make yourselves comfortable. Thank you
for joining us. My name's James. Hello. I'm Brian. What we do is we show
you sample products. We're the inventors
of the said product. Let's get started. ♪♪ Okay. Gentleman first. Uh, okay.
I have, uh... That's right. Waterproof Bread. Have you ever been
in the rain? Have you ever
been hungry? You're welcome. [ Laughing ] This product... Uh, it's a
pregnancy test. Self-destructing
pregnancy test. [ Laughs ] This is a self-destructing
pregnancy test. [ Laughs ] There's no way Murr
is winning this. T-Tell us about the, uh, the
self-destructing pregnancy test. Q's egging him on. I-I-It's destroys itself whether the results
are positive or negative. 10 seconds after you
take the pregnancy test, it does explode. Remember, don't, uh,
piss on the wick. [ Laughs ] What is the point? The reason it explodes
is that pregnancy is a matter between
you and your partner. And it's no one
else's business. So, it explodes
to destroy the evidence. We have a demo video. Apparently, I've got a demo
video to show you. Let's take a look. ♪♪ [ Laughter ] [ Laughing ] And that's it. You start with a bang,
and it ends with a bang. [ Laughs ] You hear the two products
that are before you. Something that could
explode genitalia or something
that you could eat delightfully
in the rain. I'm so glad that you
asked this question. There is a plant in Canada called the
Canadian Ivy Leaf that is known for
its waterproof properties. [ Laughs ] Water just... Is there --
there's no joke. [ Laughs ] So, what we've done
is cook it into the bread, and the water just rolls off,
like off a duck's back. Ba-Baby step. He could've just said, yes. Yes. Have you ever had
a sandwich in a hot tub? [ Laughing ] She's like, all right. You know what
it was for me? It's no one's business
except mine and my girlfriend's. And that's why I designed this self-destructing
pregnancy test. Go ahead, Murr.
Light it up. There's a lighter to light it up. Q: Wait, what? We're --
We're really gonna do this? It -- remember -- So, it's not -- so, it's not self-destructing if there's a fuse. [ Laughing ] So, you've got approximately 10 seconds. You pee on it
very fast. You wait. You pee, and it's lit! And at that point,
right around now, the test results
are coming up. Right around now. I don't know if that -- At this point, you celebrate briefly with -- Put it in the water. And right before -- Put it in the water! ...you throw it,
before it explodes. [ Laughing ] Okay? All right. You guys saw
all that, right? You guys
saw all that? Yeah. Check out how this works. ♪♪ [ Laughing ] This is a demo model, of course. Murr: Does that look
waterproof to you? All right? Well, let's take a vote. Let's take a vote.
Real quick. Let's just take a vote. Ready? You tell me how waterproof this bread is. That does not have Canadian
Ivy Leaf infusion in it. By show of hands,
how many of you would bring the self-destructing
pregnancy test to market? Raise 'em high. Two. Should we bring
the waterproof bread to market instead of the explosions in your vagina? Please put
your hands high. Sal: Oh! Three!
[ Laughs ] Oh, well. Q: Three to two. [ Chuckles ] Well. Hey. Joe: Well done, Q. Well played, buddy.
Well played.
