Yes!
Hey! Q has lost, so tonight, we're
here at 230 Fifth Rooftop Bar. That's right, and the folks
at Friendzy Events are letting us crash
their networking event tonight. Now, Joe, what do you do
at a networking event? You network with people. That's right. And what is
Q doing tonight? He's networking
with person. So, you're gonna latch on
to someone from the beginning
of this event, and you're never gonna
leave their side. It's gonna get
real awkward real quick. Yeah.
Stalkerish, if you will. That's right. Alright, Q. Check Q scoping out the area,
trying to make a new friend. -How's the networking going?
-Not bad. Not bad, right? Not bad. Yeah.
Get a whole new group of people. Hey, how you doing? Good. How are you doing? You'll get your hooks
in this guy, buddy. Good.
I'm Brian. I do speech pathology.
I help people. Yeah.
A holistic doctor? Oh, cool! -So, you do social media?
-Alright, Q. -So, you do social media?
-Alright, Q. Dial in the awkward. Dial in the awkward. Talk to him! Yeah, man, that's
what we're here for -- to network! Alright, Q, you cannot
leave this guy's side. Smart, smart.
Alright, we'll be back. Joe: Oh!
Q's following him! [ Laughter ] Here we go! There he goes, there he goes,
there he goes! He's walking fast! Murr: He's walking! He's leaving. Follow as much as you can. Stick with him. There he is. Do you want a --
Do you want a drink? No, I'm good. -Holistic medicine.
-Holistic medicine. Sorry? Holistic medicine. Holistic medicine? Yeah. Like acupuncture
and stuff like that. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. -He did a fake wink.
-What brings you guys here? Um, I'm just showing --
I live here, but this is my friend
from when I lived in London. -Where do you live?
-Don't talk to them. Where -- Where do you live? I live in New York. Oh, where?
Like, where in New York? Just around. Just around? And where --
where in town are you? Where are you? I'm in West Village
right now. Oh, nice. What neighborhood are you in? Uh, my office.
I gave you my card. Oh, well, I just --
She was saying where she lives. We're gonna go
get some food. -Oh, alright.
-Alright. We'll see you later.
We'll see you later. Oh, no! What about one
for a long time? This is getting weird! Oh, look at that! There you go, Q. You know that feeling when
you're around somebody and you don't want them
to be around you? That's what this is
right now. Oh, my God! Don't get shy, buddy. ...for an acupuncture
conference. -Oh, okay.
-Do you have children? Sal: Oh, my God. Yeah, you.
Do you have children? His face says
a billion words. We got to get going.
We got to get moving. Well, it was nice
talking to you. Nice talking to you, too. Take it easy. Good luck.
Good luck with the event. -Okay, good seeing you.
-We got to get going. Good seeing you, Brian.
Take it easy. Oh, no, no. I'm cool. I'm cool.
No, no, I was just -- Sal:
Look at that face! So, anyway, I'd love
to talk to you some more. How's it going, Davis?
How you doing? I'm Brian.
This is Christopher. This is Vanessa. Nice to meet you, Davis. [ Laughs ] [ Indistinct conversations ] No, no. We -- He --
I just met him briefly a mom-- a few minutes ago. Chris got something
in his eye that he hasn't been
able to get out. Yeah. He's trying
to get rid of you. He will not
get rid of you. Listen, would you like to have
a private con-- We're talking about -- We need to have
a private conversation. Excuse me.
-Me and you? Alright, Vanessa, if you could
excuse us just one second... No, no, no, no. She and I need to have
a private conversation. -Oh, really?
-Yeah, just -- thanks. -Well, what about us?
-No, no. We're good. We're good. I've met you.
We'll talk another time. We're good. "Did you tell her
you're a holistic doctor?" Did you tell her
that you're a holistic doctor? -Yeah.
-Oh! Sal: Oh, my God! Well, that was some bad
networking, my friends. Bad networking! Alright, Q.
That was sufficiently weird. Yes.
