IMPAULSIVE’S TOP 23 MOMENTS OF 2023

and now you haven't fought anyone you don't fight I think I'm better than you oh oh we need David BL we got you a gallon of prime I could go through this hulet was canceled his own pet cat and he hit it that's basically like he was punching a tiger but you do have a typ what's the ti wa isn't sugar a little unhinged I don't know he ran someone over like twice oh my God oh [Applause] my I mean you don't have you don't have BL you don't how that's a chop brother yeah now you just chopped yourself getting used to it love hurts you know what else hurts the end of a year as you look back no you need we need a different intro no we don't why you start with love HTS because it doesn't matter it just it it is what it is Paul life goes how it goes and this this year is gone gone it's gone 2023 is gone guys but we are staying unfortunate for everyone who hates us um we ain't going nowhere uh it's been a great year guys thank you for watching us um as always we've provided a little wrap up of some of the best moments we've had so please enjoy the top 23 moments of impulsiv 2023 I think we were supposed to talk about one like a couple of our favorites cuz like you know oh well for me dude I was wait so just yeah we're just chit I mean it's still going you said it and they're still watching like it's just real it's real life you know they like this stuff uh damn we did an episode this year with David Blaine that was a standout episode for me he's so good at M so talented yeah he freaks me out a little bit the amount of stuff he's able to do I'm sure he'll be on the favorites list my name's Michael he'll be in the favor Kevin Hart yeah Kevin Hart we had earling Holland um Jake Paul 100 times KSI 100 times Ice Cube Cody wrote some massive WWE Superstars including myself of course um and UFC Superstars I know one of the favorite episodes of the year was adna adna's you know bright Beyond his years had a lot of really good Intel for the for the audience Beyond fighting the audience seems to like comedians Bert kryer absolutely nailed it out of the park massive show gallon of prime yeah pitching Mark cubin we did have some good shows this year man and then two weeks later he leaves to Maverick yeah I'm like yo I want to sponsor your team and then he just sells his Equity St he was like I'll take your money and then just left left damn all right Mark yeah we had a good year we did have a good year can I intro it now I just want to say before you do that that I still do very much enjoy you I you know like I said in the last episode we don't get a chance to see each other as much as we used to and I don't really know if I like you as much off the show because of that but when we put these headphones on man I still doy enjoyed doing this show with you so I appreciate you know we we didn't even say this at any point this year five years of impulsive came in November 18th of 2023 five years we didn't even say anything we didn't do anything it's like our production team dropped the ball what else is do you know but uh you know Five Years bro that's crazy and here's the six uh yeah handshake here's the handshake to six years no I love you so much bro and uh just give me a chance to show out when we're off camera like we're about to go hit some golf balls dinner tonight yep I'm sure you you'll like me again no I do just not as much as I used to do here's uh top moments of 2023 on impulsive you are tatted H I was doing some research on your Instagram so many you went all in yeah I was really young and I had a lot of friends with tattoo guns and I got one and I was like this looks tight and I just kept going you never used the the painkillers or got put to sleep cuz you know that's to sleep you know what though I feel like uh I was actually watching a Tik Tok I actually Tik Tok so much cuz i' be learning so much on there but an anesthesiologist was just saying like that's not healthy because of what's going into your blood while they're trying to like I don't know really but also just like I just feel like we should be saving the anesthesia for things that actually require anesthesia well there's plenty of anesthesia but if y'all want to put me to sleep to remove some tattoos I'm with it that painful so painful worse God I'm currently getting my Knuckles like all of my knuckle tats removed and when I tell you that feels like someone took like a burning hot sledgehammer and just started like cracking my Knuckles oh my God you're like you know what I'll keep them it no I found somewhere in Downtown LA that like injects like lidocaine oh yeah yeah it numbs the area so that if I can put that that on the painkiller scale that's cool I I think I think with tattoos the the people getting put to sleep is actually getting some push back because isn't isn't part of like that Mark on your got to earn it earn it yeah smells like you're 11 years old you know how much your painting sell for you know right yeah why don't you say it around $1 to $200,000 wow dog come on if you see his work okay here's what I'll say we were with Dave Chappelle once backstage somewhere I think at his show and his father was showing Dave his art and Dave he was like 10 at the time making this art and Dave goes my God your son has been touched by the hand of God brother and that's the best way to describe it literally a young Picasso a Phenom he's a Phenom for and uh he came here because uh we we've been wanting to meet for a while I signed a Pokemon card of his he's into Pokemon Andreas how conscious of you are of how impactful your art is in the art community do are you able to comprehend what's going on in your in your life uh I know it's really popular right now and I'm glad people are buying it because I it makes me happy to make it and even happier that it's selling it's like so profound it's incredible everything he said just I signed the Pokemon card for him and I said you got to you got to draw on this Prime bottle so Andreas Drew on this Prime bottle here one of his art pieces and he signed it this will be selling on eBay for a quarter million quarter million you know who else posted him recently was uh one of the guys from BTS that was awesome huh you you commissioned a piece for him right from BTS y I think that was one of my favorite pieces but the the crying yeah that was sick dude such an interesting question because you're so young where do you get your inspiration from where do you come up with these ideas for these these paintings uh well usually it just comes to me cuz when I was younger if you see on my first paintings I did like the triangle nose so I thought Picasso did that and that was his style so I looked him up and he never even did that so then I took that as my style for some reason I thought Picasso did that but he never did that you're original it's going to be so cool to see him develop into a full-sized human and then and then see what his mind can come come up with then if he's this creative at a young age I mean like are your peers jealous that you're making quarter million dollars of painting uh or are they just playing on the playground honestly you your peers are like nine years old they're not making any money um I guess my friends are happy for me that's that's that is that is Ryan he said he played you he said he played you in a game of poker and you you took his 20 bucks except knowing him I'm not sure if it was 20 bucks or 20,000 he this but he he was pressing me he like I need the 20 on the table though cuz I don't I don't think you're going to pay me I was like okay I'm sorry so I had to go I go scaven for 20 bucks I don't carry cash but he was cutting me deals it was crazy he was negotiating with me of his time and now he's got money he can get addicted to the crazy thing he's he understood the game so quick he just got unlucky you got you got clout yet you got clout I guess so what's uh how many followers you got on Instagram um I don't really keep track of that too much got it what is it and Valencia Andreas Valencia Art he doesn't even run his account I don't think he can legally run his account no he doesn't you in you in La you live in Los anges no San Diego oh that's good cuz once you get clout here it's not a you can get a lot of free stuff but it's dangerous I don't want to see you fall into the same path of life that you know someone like I did for example you know I guess so oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God God oh my oh my he doesn't even know the the commercial oh my god oh no way Twitter's blowing up Twitter's blowing up Twitter's blowing up right now oh my God everyone's texting me da pornoy already texted me bro da oh my God oh my God bro I'm not even kidding look how many texts I already have oh my God B poroy congrats on your Super Bowl commercial huge for you congrats Super Bowl commercial for all these people oh congrats boys congrats boys the first ever Creator brand in the world jeez to have a Super Bowl commercial yeah yeah hard hard I'm floored I'm floored bro ofes right now that was fast it a long time oh my God no way dude I cannot believe that just happened Jesus Christ well congratulations boys that is a big big accomplish well you know how many millions how many millions watch the Super Bowl like 500 million plus I don't think that many that's that's the World Cup 90 million 100 million 140 million who knows it's a million a couple million 100 plus 100 plus million Jesus oh my God it was expensive yeah yeah oh trust me I know it was expensive uh though we talked with our partners and it was like a conversation that was like uh should we should we become the first creators to have a Creator owned Creator branded big game commercial and we decided yeah and so we had to put together this commercial dude I don't know if you know this I did so much brainstorming for for Concepts to come up with and we ended up just settling on that like Montag type of hype thing bro we had some sick ideas though so many there was one where I was like bro all we need to do is just scream drink Prime whitee background just constant at the camera drink Prime drink Prime for 30 seconds I had a bill NY concept we almost got Bill NY I there was a cheating PR a cheating prime a cheating woman that was the one that almost went which I might I might still shoot cuz it's good but you know you know what why we went with that like look at all these commercials that are airing right now they're so produced and you C you can tell that they're professionally made by a corporation which is so not us like our our entire being is that of like running gun on the spot relatable content doing our best we can working our asses off to try to make something significant and so we made that Montage using footage we had and footage uh that we sourced from different various events that we've done your boxing knockouts sorry temper sorry temper uh the WWE stuff and yeah I think I we'll see the reception but I think I like that it looked different than the others you know what I'm saying it made so much sense oh man that guy got knocked out in the ring and God oh my God I forgot I forgot it was in the commercial oh my God I'm going to start getting text right now from FaZe I completely forgot that was I blame that was bro that was what January 14th that was quick turn we had 30 we had 30 days to make this commercial yeah 30 obviously we're not going to go out and make some like expensive ass but we had a zero budget we spent the budget on the ad spot oh my gosh let's go this is the first time because of the engagement you've agreed to come on impulsive I know I needed that ring on my finger before going here but it's here so we're ready to go it's it's here and uh and it's gorgeous did you take a look at it I have not even seen it yet yeah can you just take it off your finger I don't know about that Jeff Jeff where's Jeff at no no no cuz no it was steal it it's I'll be honest Nina I'm very proud of this room it's gorgeous is there a fly around there was it flew there was okay it's absolutely stunning and perfect and you have outdone yourself like this is everything I wanted and more and so are you thanks babe I I was I how much did it cost oh and it doesn't have to be a ballpark it could just be the exact number I'm not going to say no you can say six digits well that isn't indicative of how much it costs I I was debating on telling Nina right like like do you tell your fiance how think so that's kind of weird that's what I thought too but I tell her everything yeah and I know and I know she wanted to know even though she wouldn't have asked me I know she wanted to know I held off I held off for a little bit and then one day I was I was I was fil filtering through the Gia report which is like do you know what that is I do yeah it's a diamond rating system essentially that's what it is and there's a the intricacies of buying a ring VVS this type that type how is it cut what color stone is it where's it from oh you know it all I we used to have to buy certain things with drug proceeds yes I I'll say the specs of it you could estimate the price correct me if I'm wrong it's a e color e color emerald cut 6.2 3 karats y v vvs2 vs2 h that's that's pretty much yeah and then you got the bullet cuts that you decided yourself you made it your own which I really appreciate but I was so surprised and I told you this that when I opened the box to give you the ring mhm you kind of just glanced at it you didn't even like look at the ring that much and and you more fixated on me which I was told actually by your sister Abby and like my mom and like girls in general they're like when she sees the ring she's going to black out but when I did it she just she just looked at it and we started hugging and it was such in that moment I was like you know this is why this is the girl I'm marrying cuz like this moment even though it is about this object right here is just us it's just us right now I I had to tell her I was like look look at this like do you like it is this is this what you wanted I wanted to just take it all in like I kept telling myself like just be present and like do the mental photographs and like you know just really memorize what's happening cuz I knew it was only going to happen once in my life and it was so important for me to remember this cuz I don't remember jack so I had to focus me either I don't and I get the rest of my life to look at this ring so I wasn't really concerned I saw how big it was and I was like he did really good now let's make out can I tell you I love these primes oh you like primes I really do I really do we I was with my daughters when we were at the beach and they had a big stack and I was like oh this is uh his drink and I grabbed it I grabbed a bunch and put them out at the beach and in the fridge the next morning I'm hung over and I wake up I go I'm going to try one of these now I love liquid uh uh liquid IV yeah liquid IV is a great drink this has all the electrolytes all the salts all the taste everything I love these things we have them on our tour bus we have them in our office we have them in our office we got the energy ones at our office tooo I love these dude dud thanks man great they're great for hangovers they're great for sickness they're great for hangovers they're great for hangovers dude that's crazy yeah I love them okay so I got a gift for you then well I the guys that run Prime the whoever is in charge has been hitting me up send they send all we we'll keep you stocked but I got something for you today because I heard you drink a gallon of Kool-Aid today I love Kool-Aid okay but we got you a gallon of prime they don't make these and we just assembled this today oh my God guys this is so pretty this is almost as cool as a dinosaur bone suck on that Tom seura Ain got them I was I was going to give it to you at the beginning of the podcast but I forgot that and so we were going to promp you to drink all of it but uh you know I could go through this oh this is my favorite color red so that's best video I've ever made is winning fortnite without moving how did you do that I just sat in a tree and then tried for a week and then I got in my friend's game who was in the same office as me as me without him him knowing and it was still like a one in 10,000 chance that the circles I don't know how much you know about of course the so the circle closed on where you originally yeah so I tried for a week without anything I just sat there for a week grinding it um probably did 100 hours or something uh but then like my friend was one of the best players in the world but he was streaming and he had no idea about this but I got in his game this one yeah I got in his game and I still got the circle I'm in that Circle well I think I'm am I in the tree but anyway point is he killed all the final plays and I just ran into his room and unplugged his PC no way that's what I mean I'm like no way this is the in my opinion the best fortnite video ever wait wait wait he was he was in yeah he in my in your house so this is his office shut up this is when we used to have an office and like I go and unplug his in there there's no way no okay no I just kicked him out of the game I was no hold on and then I come back and he's like what the just happened like he had no idea about this video no you're serious this was so I swear on my life the idea of Faking content is the biggest piece of dog so this is I'm still sitting in the tree that I so y actually have you heard about men getting the 4in leg extensions and then are you considering that you know I'm going be honest with you man I don't know what the is going on like I don't know like in general or just with that specific no I just want like what the is going on in general like like there like at some point at some point we got to hold the right people people accountable and it's it's the doctors at this point like like I don't know what you're doing to sell that you can pull all this off like what I don't understand the confidence and comfort that you have in delivering these messages like all I got to do is take your fibula and and Bone I can add bone listen it's easy like when you when you're saying like I can open your hips up and I can add you don't need this bone here so I can do I'm going take it from here I'll put it right here people are doing it no it's the stupidest ever you're you're jeopardizing everything like like by the way nobody's going to think you had a grow spurt you you you clearly got the work done this is what I'm saying like people people are losing their minds man like there here I don't I'm not going to tell anybody what to do with their lives it's your life all right and you we only get one to my knowledge right now there may be more let's say let's say there there there are more right and spiritual versions or whatever okay great but to my knowledge you get the one live it however the you want do with it what you may what with the part that makes me go like wow is when people get this and they just show up like like everybody's not going to go hey man what the did you just do like you you have hair you have hair now yeah you didn't I was just with you yesterday you don't B this you are 66 like it's it's the surprise factor in the you know the immediate want for the attention that's attached to that and you know I I I really hope and pray that this this thing of just like um acceptance or looking for it from others calms a little bit right like to where we're not we're not worried as much about the words or the the the side of like acceptance from people you don't know you know what I mean are people that have no value to you your life like looking for the yeah from the that don't matter I hope calms a little bit because this thing like the the mother getting their knees extended or what yeah but that's not going to nothing's going to change there cuz that concept of wanting to be accepted for vanity stats in life like height and all that is not new it's just more under a magnifying glass now because of social media you know what I'm saying but since the beginning of time people always wanted to be the tallest the richest I've never wanted to be tall really it never affected you ever in your in your life at one point I mean I thought I was tall so I got around tall people my crew was all the same size I like this is good like we killing it and then I got around tall people I was like oh well this is different well the NBA ain't happening uh but I think there's there's perks and benefits for wherever you are like wherever you sit stand there's perks and benefits what's the one of the perks of being like not as what you say you what you the did you just what did you say what did you just say I was can do you want I'm not trying to what did you say because that's our guest yeah what the just happened like we were on a roll and then you you call me what did well I just said I was going to say a span of sheep yeah okay all right okay one of the perks of being fans a fan of sheep the the biggest perk the biggest perk to being a five5 male it's the clothes my access to clothes is ridiculous you could go to Baby Gap and get well that's that's aggressive okay what you just do very aggressive I'm sorry Tommy Fury is on my radar I have him in my Scopes I wanted him when Jake was fighting him and I'm going to be back in the conversation which I'm stoked about yeah dude October 14th I'm fighting Dylan you just jump them too at that point the both of you just yeah I mean I'll do something no I'm gonna I'm going to finish him off first I got to handle that business first we'll see bro because uh you definitely sniped a Nate Diaz fight from me and I've been so lenient in giving you your opponents and I think it's it's not wait it's not your option to give me my opponents you haven't fought anyone you don't fight you don't fight real fights it was just not your option to give me my opponents you're not even a fighter like you do exhibitions and lost like four years ago so it's not your option to like give me my fights that me and Nate Diaz have been talking about that for years and then you popped up and were like no now it's my turn I want that fight and then start talking and then try to like get the fight at in Saudi Arabia like on the microphone and like trying to like jump in on all of these things I think I'm better than you and I think Nate chose you for for a reason and I think everyone knows that even in even in here what have you done to prove that you're better than me I don't know went Toe to Toe eight rounds with the greatest boxer of all time what do you think happens if you fight Floyd Mayweather I would knock him out bro 100% don't be ridiculous don't be ridiculous you you think because you lost a fight to Floyd Mayweather that you're better than me at boxing you said I won the fight I in person when I was watching it I thought so but then yeah watching it back it's like okay I've had like a biased point of view like sitting there in person this is the first time I've heard you say that because we never talked about it switching up like that the whole internet saw you repeatedly throughout the past two years say that I won that fight and now you're saying because I'm rooting for you but like if you want to know the truth yeah like I'm going to ride or die for you on my shield yeah 100% and afterwards when I saw that you lost it on TV people in interviews would still be like what do you think I'm not going to be like no I watched it back and he I thought he lost no he won cuz you're my brother I don't disagree but the the fact is I went toe-to-toe for eight rounds with the greatest boxer of all time and you're not able to see how good I was in that fight and yes I'm in the WWE currently but I like boxing a lot and I think I'm really good and I'm excited I get to show it again on October 14th on the prim Manchester with the co-main event KSI versus Tommy Fury Logan Paul vers Dylan dannis but um for I but I I yielded bro and I'm I'm tired of I'm tired of I'm tired of not being picked because you're an easier fight is that is that what is that what you really think in your head I'm J I think I think you I'll will say this I think you have more I think Logan I think you have more to prove I think you have more to prove I think you did go to toe to to Floyd Mayweather I think you need to still prove to the people to the community to the world that you have the ferociousness to put a man down yeah and I'm not saying you're wrong I'm not saying you're biased unbiased whatever but once you once you sink your teeth and draw blood put a man down this conversation changes dramatically gives you and I don't disagree with you and that's what I fully intend to do on October 14th um but I'm saying you you had your chance with Tommy you did you had it right I have not I've not I've not gotten to eat at all you know like I I thought I had that that Nate fight locked up you took it I said okay go for it I wanted the Tommy fight wait wait I said he wanted it I didn't take I didn't take a fight from you that wasn't necessar yours it's whoever's it's in the ethos but people are avoiding me they are avoiding me or or picking someone else and that's obnoxious and and and everyone everyone secretly knows why no one wants to say it because I because I have a 0 and-one record and I wasn't able to knock out the best fighter of all time but I think it's obvious bro I'm very athletic and I've gotten the hang of boxing in the past two years after beating fighting the goat and and I'm excited excited to show that and and granted do I still have something to prove absolutely but if for whatever reason it doesn't go in ksi's favor the story arc the Vengeance Arc of avenging my business partner and brother is right there I want toat I think you just I think you just want to beat Tommy to to be able to say that you're better than me at boxing well I'll never fight you and I don't want to fight JJ again but but I think that's like I think that's more so what it's sounding like it is but but it's crazy for you to think that people are avoiding you but Nate chose you over me why would Nate do that but Ariel helwani asked him to his face and he said because his brother hasn't fought anyone in a real fight he hasn't knocked out any MMA fighters he wanted the most real professional legitimate fight that's what he said nothing nothing nothing that I do in the boxing and that's what he said and that's what he said behind the scenes too but that's also what he said behind the scenes too that he literally said hey Nate his manager said hey we're not we're not fighting Logan Nate wants this real fight that's exactly what they said what is because I do WWE is completely unrelated to my boxing career it just it just is it just is and and people know the pay-per-view numbers I put up they're they're big dude I'm what pay-per-view numbers though like 1.2 with Floyd yeah but that's Floyd with 2 1.1 with Ki 2 is 300K every WWE event that I'm in has been their highest grossing and most View I think this is going to go go in circles I think for a fight no ww is it's n99 $9 on peacock no that's not free brother for listen for a fight right for a fight right now for a fight right now for somebody to break over to cross over into the boing boxing space Jake Paul to season Veterans of the of Combat Sports makes more sense as a fight it just does they may have they may have questions about draw potentially because they don't have a record to call upon besides Floyd which which some of the points is bringing up matter what I'm going to say is once you do this next fight you have a lot more leg to stand on you have to go in there you need to I don't even need to say this you need to do what is obviously going to happen to Dylan danis and then you and then you can go and and then you can go and build that that proof of concept again and draw right it's like dude this kid's been on every Sports Illustrated every ESPN magazine he is the face of boxing right now you are the face you are the face of so that's why I'm curious because because you are the face of of at least this weird like influencer crossover would it's deeper than that it's it's whatever you want to call it because you are the face of it and I can also sell an insane number of pay-per-views and I'm not in my potential opponent's head wouldn't it be an easier fight to fight me and yet they're still choosing losing you what do you mean wouldn't you think oh one of them has a losing record and he can sell the same if not more pay-per-views one of them has a winning record and can sell a good amount of pay-per-views as well wouldn't isn't no but I I've proven to sell more pay-per-views consistently time and time again I'm active I have a promotional company we do you know bigger deals big like huge guarantees like a lot of Revenue I don't buy it what do you mean you don't buy I just don't think that it's more it's more it's more legitimate like we have a we have a a better production we are doing it on a consistent basis I'm active you're inactive you don't have the momentum in the fight world you're not as respected as a fighter you haven't won knockout of the year you haven't won breakout athlete of the year you haven't done any of that's what I'm saying don't you think that he would go no they want the biggest fight they want the biggest fight it would still be the biggest fight in you know that no no no that's why none of the I have like one of the top 10 grossing biggest fights ever what are you talking about especially now after the WWE promotion angle and the work I've been doing there I've garnered a fan base that's going to want to see me perform in boxing as well well we're going to see obious no one but they don't watch the numbers we're going to we're going to see watch the numbers watch the numbers that the prime card does on October 14th can no no no no no even even when you sell on this next event you can't even take credit for the numbers that's the thing partiality at all no what does what do you sell that's the okay cool you did 1 point I could say I did 1.8 million with Tyson we may we may never wait what I did 1.8 million with Tyson because he was the undercard for the Tyson exactly so it's like you could say all of these I could say these things boo eth biggest event ever cool like I've done the same because more expensive than that fight but because that's the way I weave my business I am strategic with my Partnerships and amplification that's part of the stick I I don't miss and I and I won't miss when we sell pay-per-views ever I'm a sick promoter and an easier fight which is why I'm confused why anyone would choose you an easier fight isn't sugar a little unhinged I don't know he ran someone over like twice like he went he ran him over and then backed backed over him again I don't know about that but uh all I know is um no no no he still doesn't know it doesn't matter yeah I mean you know at the end of the day it is what it is I can't say somebody's unhinged yeah I I had one Su night story uh kind of like my ice tea story I I was coming to La for the first time I was still in college I was 18 and I didn't know who shite was I went to uh Studio 71 my first agency talent agency that signed me and and manager Jeff was there and we were meeting in the boardroom and I hear some screaming outside some like some shit's going down and it there was I walk out I PE my head out this this conference room and there's Su Knight and Cat Williams shaking down the CEO of Studio 71 talk about talk about where's my money I I need my money now and I'm like I'm like Jeff what the is going on and Jeff my manager who's like you know he's experience in Hollywood I'm not just some dude from Ohio who like Mo Lawns he's like that's Su Knight and Cat Williams and I'm like who's sug Knight and that's when I got the brief on who this dude is yeah and then we stayed in the conference room I mean one of the funniest stories I I heard I don't I know if it's true or not I just heard it is that uh Suge had a had an apartment full of producers and I guess they wasn't produc coming up with the right songs he gathered them all up and said look either y'all start producing some hits or I'mma start producing some hits I want to hear EMA uh the subject line was Mike's corn Stars only fans farmer mil I'm intrigued I I'm gonna open that meal that email 10 times 10 times it sounds like something Greg Paul would get Mike I a stay-at-home mom and farmer I would love to be considered by your Agency on how to start an only fans I'm a 30-year-old and I'm all natural I will mow on a giant tractor with my tits out I can change oil on farm equipment and even mck donkey stalls once again with my titties out I live in rural Missour oh God I live in rural Missouri and I really feel as if this is an unta market for both of us tractor Mo the dirty hoe you can start an entire division targeting Farmers called Mike's corn Stars I hope to team up with you oh she's great she's great she better have her account ready no I'm not gonna say no I'm not gonna say her name but but why not because because she's an entrepreneur dude no because I think she's on something I mean she's already and she also sent some photos phot no it's graic she's on a no no got a girlfriend just blur her face out she's on I don't want to see this I'm just envisioning like her like with a cow milk she's great she's great she's the entrepreneur Dirty Mo listen Mike I never I don't want to see this I never that one PG that I didn't I didn't ever move into this space that's beastiality no it's not like that no animals where's the line that's it that's the line beastality is the line it's behind the mower Jesus I didn't I didn't go into that space for a reason and I and I'm never going to I could have made I could have made I could have made boxing money off of that off easy and now you're snapchatter and I'm now I'm a snapchatter and I take pictures of waffles but I I did not go into that space for a reason I um I don't want to say too much but I I'm I'm pretty reformed as it pertains to the adult space I'm not intaking any uh any adult content anymore it's amazing what a good girl do for you huh it stopped a little while ago I found myself uh I think I got too close to the industry I know what happens in that space and I I'm not a supporter of it is dark yeah it's really dark there's a lot of really nasty stuff that goes on I support all the women for sure I love all those girls but it's just a really nasty space yeah and I also just like to hold on to that see really [Music] nasty have been to Japan so the day that I do go to Japan I think I'm going to try to run the marathon with my I've never been there either have you what [Laughter] what what did you say have you been to Japan have you [Laughter] been what how did you prepare for the marathon like did you run every day leading nothing nothing we just we just wondering how you prepared for the bro so wait you lose you lose muscle when you start training for marathons I I in my case I lost a lot of like muscle just running a lot you know yeah yeah yeah you got to avoid that for sure you're big oh I think I think I think I I get it I think I get it I think I think I get it I think I just I think I got it I just can't believe what people are doing for views these days what do you look for in a guy when When selecting a mate is it their bank account can we go can we please talk about this really quick this clip went pretty viral the Beyond viral I mean they had a Fox News a panel of people talking about it that's crazy why out of all the crazy I say that she went went International I think it was just said in such a matter ofct format what wait so what did you say she said she said said that the last three guys that she's dated she asked all of them was it the first dat on the first dat yeah how much they have in their bank account yeah you're crazy do you see why all like the incel type dudes hate me and then I'm also like oh my God have as much sex as you want like they hate well is that is that portion the bank account portion content or is that true I'm going to go ahead and say tell the truth no I am I will bring it up on a first date genuinely you'll you'll say what exactly I have to know can I see your bank account are you rich are you rich how much money do you make how much money you the bank and do you guys see how funny that is you're hysterically laughing if he's not into it I play it off like a joke and I just seem like a crazy fun no no wait wait wait I I think it's kind of valid you you got to date some broke I'm sorry like n like if you want to do with money if that's a thing that you want and you want to live a lifestyle that is luxury if that's what you're looking for fair question I don't I don't see the problem with it listen do you guys take a girl out on a date without thinking she has the hottest B and the hottest face oh I'm thinking it but have I ever said to her yo let me see that on the first date no but you're so but you're so lucky that you can just see it right okay it's it's the same but do you understand why that would make certain people call you out as potentially being superficial because that would because listen like if if that's because because if you went into a date knowing the only reason the guy was there to date you was because he thought you had a nice box or a fat ass or whatever I know that's the only reason no it's not what there's a lot of guys out there who are looking for partners so so so it depends on what type of world you're in if you're looking to just go on a couple buy outs then that conversation has Merit but if you're looking for a partner for life and your first question from them is how much money is in your bank account can you see why that would be looked at as a bit as a bit strange okay this is this is the thing is I am so sick of people taking like a 10 second sound bite sure and using it and rolling with it and just not including anything else headline culture no content first class culture it's easy it's so annoying I when I said that I meant it if they don't want to show me their bank account I'll laugh it off and if I really like them we'll go on another date I wouldn't even know how to do that let me see your phone I'm sure I was could pull it up so I was going to ask you do you want me to look at yours do I get a second do well now listen now listen now listen this is now listen this is in combination with a very nice home which I'm sure you know about cuz you probably do your research investment St oh my God she knows the excuses she knows you do I get a second date how do I know this isn't photoshopped yeah I would give that a second dat do I it's it's in the top right you got to like Zoom yeah oh there's no way you can say yes like that the same way to both of them should have got a more he should have got a more resounding you asked me he should have got a more resounding yes you asked me well what I am shocked I am shocked what how little it is no no I'm shocked that her reaction was so oh so similar because this is the no I think maybe because no you know what what kind of kind of no no no are these some I'll jump on the couch for Logan's response no no no no no for both for both both both of you guys what's the max You' seen successful what's the max you've seen in a bank account on the first date actually scratch that Max you've seen in a bank account let me see your bank account guy how much did they have I I honestly 30 million maybe that's a pretty Sol checking again have you ever watched a hentai octopus a small Asian woman into the into a death stage you think I've never seen an OverWatch porn before wow dud out of your you think I've seen seen anime porn before what's your favorite porn then what's my favorite porn favorite porn like top tier um when two people just argue and they never and they just fight they just scream at each other that's called the impulsive podcast this is it what's my favorite porn to watch probably solo stuff oh you like oh you're a solo guy opposite I just like to sit there and see I just like to sit there and see them doing their thing cuz I'm doing my thing it's almost like we're in the same in the parallel universe right here we're in the same place cuz when they're when two people are or group of people are they're all thinking about other different things when a solo is a solo and I'm a solo it's almost like we're connecting on this Universal level we're both solo we're not thinking about anybody else but ourselves do with the heart is that kind of Ni I like that yeah you just made that so Ro romantic what's wrong with you guys today why can't speak next time that I jerk off I'm gonna be thinking about you think about me you you you jerk off thinking about me watching a solo yeah I'm G to do that bro I'm not I probably won't but uh give it a whirl n I'm I'll probably watch interracial bro you know what I'm saying what's more important about less than what what you watch to me is what's your positioning what's your what's your positioning like democat liberal physically what is your positioning dude this is actually a crazy question and I have something that's very weird and i' I've try to like do that locker room talk yeah and talk to people nobody with what I say and I'm I want to be vulnerable right now I'm gonna get roasted for this no well we'll all tell our vulnerable first time this week I just mean you're Mike's a meany weeny huh oh no he's gonna walk he's gonna walk off come on tell us how you jerk off I can't deal with all this tell us your vulnerable positioning oh I actually can't let's take a guess let's take a guess at what he does okay I think he sits crisscross applesauce like he did at Steve aoki's house on a yoga mat with a small incense candle like the one right there burning and some like hauling oats on oo I think you Jer off doggy style I think you have one hand on the floor on your knee I think you jerk off down you down at the floor that is probably I'm going to try that once do you think be honest do I finger my yes no bro I don't finger my do you believe that but I I don't mind I don't mind see how he answered that y yo did you I have nothing against anal licking I just don't like to go inside that's I tried two once flexible what do you think I do dog doggy style he said that go on to the next one something involving well this is probably the only time I don't know I don't care I want to hear you say it you know what no I'm not going to tell you you just said you're not going to care I was being vulnerable and now you don't care about my jerking off I'm personally not going to think about it and spew a vision of you jerking off well then I'll paint the picture okay so I don't like the cleanup section afterwards right so you buy a nice fluffy blanket throw it over your dick use that n in the blanket take it throw it wash it whoow oh you're a luxury kind of guy sick I like candles I play R&B music yeah of course bought a blanket what kind of blanket what are you drinking like an air oh a nice fluffy one like like like I needed an animal to die for it o okay I understand what you would rather do no one's first of all no one's a fan of the cleanup like there's no sick in this room that sits there and they're like oh I came on myself let me play with it George no no slow down some of us like playing like some of us like drawing squiggly I'm just saying like no but do do you go on your are you on your back sh right here is this your target I'm as as simple as it comes there it is I I lay on my back and I collect before I do the deed two small P roll pulls of the toilet paper roll I fold them into one half and then one half one comes with me into the bed the other one sits like kind of on the nightstand right I'll sit there with my depending on how much anxiety or stress I have that day somewhere between semi flaccid and semierect penis because it's never really hard anymore I'm in my almost 40 I did heroin for 10 years so I'll sit there what a detour I'll do my best with my rubber band penis to uh make it do what it does and uh I want it to land directly almost like a gymnastics routine you say you're shooting at it yes on this target toilet paper right now say I have some pent up splooge right it's been quite a while since I've done that gymnastics routine yeah maybe it shoots into my mouth or my eye you know what I'm saying you hit your face yeah have you guys ever hit your face come I have no way yep I have I have too it's I've gotten like up to here like I've hit the I will look away yeah you got you looked away in time well what do you mean in time well the come shot's pretty quick yeah you're the one that says I'm going to come you know when you're going to come not M you have somebody else in the room be like you're going to come now Michael no I know exactly when I'm going to come so wait yeah but the Mike's the only guy that's Blown Away by when he comes whoa I had no idea I was about to come on myself that's not what I mean that's not what I mean specifically what I mean is like of course I looked away I looked away I knew I could feel the pressure was building I knew there was a lot coming out but what made you think like okay I don't want to no not that but like I there's no way I want to see this it almost sounds ritualistic of you that you're just like oh it's about to happen Are you ashamed of what you're doing in that moment no he just doesn't his face and you should be too I am I am you shouldn't be wasting all of this goodness on yourself doing this to ourselves I'll tell you you wanted my vulnerable I'll give you vulnerable cuz that yours isn't that bad this is the one I and I I don't do it as much anymore but I used to love it the Rockstar slide this this thing I love oh I don't know why I don't know I I love it it feel it's like tightening in your thighs it feels amazing I could see I gotar if I didn't have such bad knees I'd probably be doing something it feels amazing cuz something about the way you're positioned it feels like it's Primal like our bodies were supposed to like liver King I feel like if you ever went crazy and started jerking off in public that's how you do it % Logan you got your Prime in your hand I don't give to well they told me I couldn't set it on the table but even listen it doesn't matter can I let's who cares like yeah but like what do they think we're going to fight but do they think we're going to fight I don't know I don't know I was told they want to fight listen but that's my point like there's it doesn't matter like you are building a foundation that stands and your people are responding to it that's dope as so I can't put it on the table I I don't care he's not saying yes I'm do I would put it on this put it on this table this one not not not not not that one this is the context and what I'm speaking on that acts as a problem in today what is wrong there's nothing wrong with that I don't know I was told like in a business of brands in a business of Brands and a business of just like Commerce people act as if they can only be one it's true Gary Vayner put this in a very nice context that I love everyone thinks it's a it's an or world it's an this or that why can't it be an and World it can it can and this and that but it's only that only exists for the people that process that for the people that process and understand like we we're telling two different stories your story behind your product is different from mine I love your story I love the fact that y'all two did it together hey man I'm rooting for you thanks man the world of what I'm doing with C4 and my reason behind that is a complete different thing d D oh I'm shocked hello Mark shark the mark the shark and former OPI addict Mike today I'd like to pitch you prime hydration okay Prime hydration was developed to no why would you prime hydration was developed to fill the void where taste meets function uhhuh this is the fast fastest growing beverage in the world and I'm not just saying that that can be very know I know stats 825 milligrams of electrolites BCAA antioxidants B vitamins 10% coconut water only 20 calories and 2 gram of sugar mark this is a big deal we sell in UK Ireland South Africa United States Canada Australia and Germany we are the official Sports strength of the UFC Bayern Munich Arsenal FC Barcelona and the Dodgers good for you guys and uh I think you should really start paying attention to this drink and uh yeah sounds good man so wa bring it over let me taste it do he got any caffeine in it uh this particular skew does not have caffeine cuz I can't do caffeine no this does not have caffeine but uh we also have Prime energy which does have caffeine but that's for 18 plus um people buy their likes of drink it and stuff are you a strawberry watermelon guy yeah it's all right because we also have these Rasberry yeah I care more about what's in it right so let me take a little give the blue Ras cuz of Dallas blue Ras cuz of Dallas and it's a better flavor oh you got potassium 700 milligrams right y cuz pottassium is the hardest thing to get uh we we we believe uh that most Americans don't suffer from sodium deficiencies no there's a lot of salt in what we eat and uh we went with potassium as our as our main electrolyte yeah which is cool yep it's good yeah it's really good I'll drink this and honestly I would drink Under Armour because they have a potassium one Under Armor is a apparel um no yeah no they have they have a drink too body armor right body armor not under AR I'm sorry yeah body armor um and so I like this better yeah for sure how much do you like it how much do you like it Mark I would drink it I would buy it really yeah for sure how much would you buy of it enough to I'm pissing yeah so we don't need your money Mark all right I'm not looking for an investment like a typical person pitching you uhhuh this pitch is a little different all right I want to be the official Sports streak of the Dallas Mavericks how much money you got enough all right we can figure that out I'm serious yeah so am I I'll take your money put your initials ofp on that maybe on the white part over there can you fold it a few times but never let us see the other side I never want to see the present space yeah keep your signature shown so we know it's yours can you hide this bill somewhere in like a pocket somewhere that I can't get to it so like a back po or where I don't care just somewhere that I cannot get to it as I run through the cards you just say stop so say stop on a little pile when need for like there say say stop stop okay one more time say stop there more stop there is that good yeah it's good but but you're going to shuffle them more done turn two of the piles face down two piles face down great now you know in Vegas what they do is they kind of push them in you know they do like that so but you're going to push these so they really go face up into face down so you're kind of pushing them in yeah push them into each other push good now hold on let's do this to make it fair do you want to turn this pile or this pile which one it's up to you turn this one flip the whole pile over good and I want you to just push everything into one all of it into one and you agree are the cards really being shuffled face up into face down it feels thorough yeah and you shuffled behind your back but now you're shuffling this way so push them all in would you be impressed if every single card in the deck turns face down H that's impossible it's not possible what if they're all face down and in all water completely my hands are empty make sure I'm not doing anything hold on hold on okay that's good makes it harder it's fine yeah that's good go ahead can I can I get it straight I a little bit but watch ready everything is now face down that's not possible the card slowly across the table slide them slowly slowly slowly SL oh oh oh oh we beat him we beat David blade that's what we call defeat bla well no no I know what happened um if if we were playing poker this is a look at there's four fives there you see that yeah I saw I saw that think about that four so you shuffled behind your back then you Shuffle the table and there's a a four of a kind what are the odds of that statistically speaking one in 100 that what is that so that's what just happened right now well that's cool and all but you still fit yeah that wasn't your trick screwed up dude but we'll allow it you're a great story but I no but what I said is all the cards would be face down and an order and that is the order cuz remember you took a bill from your pocket yeah that was your bill yeah I remember and then you signed it but we never saw the other side of it I don't like you I don't know what you're saying but I don't is the serial number on the bro stop stop just stop dude take what you're doing and stick it somewhere bro I don't like this this is up it out loud read it out loud come on man 5 five five 6 5 227 it's not possible possible it's what H what just happened is not humanly possible so I'm about to go crazy all right I wrote a little rap here it's a open verse challenge hold little away little closer all right here we go uh yeah to tag him just learned back gaming my mom's name Pam and I'm snacking on salmon chilling with my boy sucking dick making noise freestyle getting sus holy I'm about to bust uh Island life I don't with my R if I see him Miss A Sight n i just C twice Jake beats Nate D Tate is rapy I'm being silly cuz Prime made a billy okay great great but can we can we briefly come back to the about you sucking dick did I hear that right did I say that did I hear that suck wait did I say that 100% who's and do you like Matt re or no I with Matt re so you lied in the but C twice I C twice I said if I I don't with Matt R if I see him it's on site now I just cap twice okay but come back to the part about you sucking I don't think I said that I come from a like a sporty family um so yeah I I did I went on it jumping I did I was doing no not like length yeah like on the on the trip J Trip J long jump yeah I did that I did 60 M uh just sprinting straight ahead so I did I did some stuff I I went on a lot of things handball as well I went a bit on golf yeah football he yeah so I went on you say golf as well yeah golf a little bit as well all sports good at I mean bro again look at how he's built so how did you land on soccer then or always football bro sorry sry and it's going to reflect upon me too was in the CH no I was I was always into football the most uh it was always natural for me to choose football I was I was good in handball as well uh but it was always natural for me to choose football it was more fun I was better imagine you become a professional my sister has a very large baby okay I'm sorry my sister's a beautiful baby by the name of Sloan I've had the luxury of spending some time with her because I've I've made time because I think we need to all make more time to spend with our families while we have them and uh I've never felt like I wanted to have a a child as much as I'm spending time with this with this little girl dude she is so happy and curious and bouncy and excited about life and man I have just been I have just been spraying in everything every girl since I met that baby bro because I'm I'm just real intent on having my own dude I mean everybody dude every you know nickel hooker on the Raper bond in honestly honestly this is not not true yeah yeah it's uh I can't believe this is your first time finally talking about these things it's not true tell him what you said about his type on the way over here I I said I was not going to say it on camera what are you because it it does a disservice to the girls you've dated but you do have a type what type what's the type Hy whoa whoa whoa like it's just I just the um I'm sorry iwear I swear I swear on my my mom's life I was like okay what's Mike's type in my head and the word I thought of was wh and because there's no other way to just and it's not it doesn't again you've dated a lot of girls I've really liked truly and I'm I just you have a type like every every picture you show me is a girl bent over like it's just it's just it is what it is I don't judge them like it it is what it is but you that's your type H well you're not going to date a girl in an Oxford shirt that's well I yeah I don't really have like a defense per se cuz you're not wrong but I will say I think just because like my my love life well it's not all that but my life your sex life is it it is because of because of like how much I'm always like doing like moving and shaking or least trying to like do all the time and build my career it's a little transactional and so the the sex that I have is generally pretty transactional so like okay let me ask you this question if you had a nail that you had to you know knock into a piece of wood would you use a hammer for it or a toothbrush just answer the question a hammer okay I have a very specific need that I need fulfilled in my life do you think I'm going to go after an Oxford wearing housewife for that need or am I going to find you know yeah but maybe maybe girls who were oxfords are just as good in bed I'm not not to call you out cuz it's kind of weird but like don't don't please don't cuz some you know like don't do it that's you don't strike me as someone that's cut that please for the love of God you just you know what I'm saying like dude I'm just saying like Logan and I had this discussion last night Jack told me got one hand job in the past three years and that's it dude I'm not going to lie that's like crazy bro I got real serious needs I got an addiction I okay dudee like I like you I can't deal with some standoff like hold out then you're going to be alone forever well I don't feel so lonely you can't say that I just have I just have a constant refresh [Laughter] [Music] button and now this is the moment you've all been waiting for it's it's time oh it's hey I think we should open the episode with that this week I'm sure you guys have saw all over the world hasbul was canceled what big time yeah he was canceled you guys know hasbul right cutest little baby he's a grown man in that baby's body and he did an apology video as a baby you know it's like a it's a baby doing an apology video first time ever first time been done you're good bro like I'm you're forgiven this is like the cutest little apology video I've ever seen well what happened he put a cat in a roller coaster or something like that right what the serious I haven't seen this is what are you talking you know that game whack the arcade set up with a cat he's been wrestling he's been wrestling I I scroll through I see hezb videos all the time no not anymore now so hezb rode a cat at a theme park no he was whacking the cat he was hitting his own cat it's his own how did the cat get in the wack-o machine it's his own pet cat and he hit it but his hul's fist and the size of hasbul that's basically like he was punching a tiger in the face you know so it's kind of okay if you think about it now don't attack me like has attacked his cat yeah yeah dude he so he made an apology video made an apology video and then he went out with say he doesn't even speak English water he still say stuff Jeff oh yeah I'm saying not M he's not a mute he was like I didn't hit cat that hard you know like oh that was that was the route he took see I'm always curious when things happen like this and why are cats always the victim of some of these cancellation things what what oh yeah that's Shane Dawson po cats you don't deserve cats don't kill cats what angle they're gonna take so he took the uh I was just kind of Shadow Boxing yeah yeah he was like it's my it was like a love tap and the cat was being bad he also threw that in there I don't think he has as much of a PR team around him kind of just like let him let him the cat was being bad the cat I don't know the I mean allegedly the cat was being bad yeah was not behaving and that's why he went and gave it a whack he gave it a nice little slap you know whack and he filmed it put it on he filmed it and he thought you know this will be funny everybody likes my content he posts it and then my content it just yeah blew up in his face got to see this video right now and then I just saw this week that he got a Jordan deal for shoes not anymore they took it he breaks silence following backlash after appearing to hit cat the headline is but isn't that his thing isn't that his thing to like punch everyone he sees yeah he punch Mike Tyson that they they drew the line at the cat cats you cannot you can't be hitting don't with cats there's a whole documentary about it players play that was crazy wow yeah that's has is gonna be the sequel of that don't ads and listen when you sat down today into the mic I love his voice I pulled the ear gently and I know that people are waiting for the moment people I write something wrong to just attack me like this yo I did not see this coming yeah it's one it's one of the biggest news you were trending number three for the Frog Splash that was number one dude he was number one in the world dude nobody even watched WrestleMania cuz they were all watching the asbo I think he should be in the WWE but your family's royalty dad Dusty roads half brother Dustin roads Gold Dust which wasn't sister Lana roads um the oh I'm I don't think we're I don't think we're related no that's not not related were I don't think you guys related gentically I think we R the 23 come back oh didn't come back oh okay well okay we'll go back to Dustin and Dusty then uh Gold Dust I mean you're in a I mean everybody in the family's good at physical stuff this his ex-girlfriend [Laughter] great we both do a dive onto this table here if you do the better dive than me why do a dive when not going to throw you want [Music] it no guys no way they just did that no guys no no [Laughter] way no way no way you guys can stop you guys get [Music] you wanted this you wanted this no oh my God oh my God you all can do anything we are here impulsive live alert crime [Music] is [Music] oh

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Length: 68min 2sec (4082 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 26 2023