ImDontai Reacts To Majin Carps Meme Comp 26

yup new [ __ ] means at the end of the [ __ ] week friday let's check it out i feel like foreign on my shoes ice cream star stop em out it's a man down baby milo custom pc getting fanned out i just read 12 chapters of harry potter the best novels novels novel series ever coyotes let me go star leviosa oi who are you wait you wanted to sit on my table wait all the other things not this guy not this guy not this guy anybody but this guy man anybody but this guy man please okay mike you don't even have a robe you prob you look like a muggle what's a muggle you don't know what a mogul is oh god have you read harry potter you ha it's literally the greatest what christ he's fact it's facts though literally yo what is the explanation behind that i read all the books i seen all the movies i ain't never seen some [ __ ] like that this [ __ ] just snorkeled literally the greatest that [ __ ] i already know they had to flood this [ __ ] out um sir oh the way come on now my caramel prep they gotta be flooded i don't know if there was like like supposed to be a joke there but did y'all see his hands but look look look let's let's be fair okay he was getting off work like he was just getting off work or he's on break at work okay his hands look like that so his girl's hand could look like you know the meme you feel me me eating a pop me eating a biscuit from popeyes bro i always put jelly on mine them just be so delicious you're 33 years old this be men greatest life accomplishments no job go do something with life none of that matters i get hoes yo that is fact getting a shower you smell like [ __ ] don't worry about none of that should i get hoes there are some dudes that really live like like people be like that in high school and [ __ ] like that and you know it's high school [ __ ] but there'll be men who literally be grown like they supposed to be having like you know you supposed to be doing something else with your life but they still be going like to high school parties and stuff like that like i literally know i i know people like that bro i'm so trying to do laundry can you actually start i don't need clean clothes i get hoes i don't need this like you got you got to let go of yours downstairs crying you're up here playing the game that's that's the definition of like when people who like peak in high school bro when they just continue to do the [ __ ] that they did in high school how about you getting hella hoes you talking about kids [ __ ] them kids get the [ __ ] out you still don't got your own car at 33. i don't need a car i got do you guys know that your body will literally tell you what it needs all you have to do is listen to it [ __ ] on me [ __ ] oh yeah oh you think he can avoid i know it's gonna go there i've seen the lotion sitting there bro uh you think you can avoid my punch but just don't touch my code yeah that's sticking out fighting bro that's not the blows i was like trying to look for man oh my god [ __ ] said i need that you guys know that your body will literally tell you what it needs all you have to do is listen to it [Music] [ __ ] oh me [ __ ] oh yeah i know it's gonna go there i've seen the lotion sitting there bro uh you think you can avoid my punch but just don't touch my code you guys know that your body won't really tell you what it means all you have to do is listen to it oh my gosh bruh [ __ ] on me [ __ ] you're yours what is it yours school school you did that [ __ ] quick as [ __ ] bro oh my gosh man that [ __ ] is hilarious that [ __ ] is hilarious man all right what's up okay i'll see you tomorrow i think no why is your voice so deep you finally get a couple good strokes and laugh for longer than a minute i think you're bad i don't understand man the baby said shut the [ __ ] up you don't want about me outside you know i turn your [ __ ] off look horsey oh yeah can play with me because you all face people you're not a bad boy hang up on me you got [ __ ] up [ __ ] that's just no you hang up when you finally meet the girl who you've been chatting with online oh my gosh i saw this y'all i'm sorry that's some [ __ ] this [ __ ] was so perfect perfectly timed and everything bro oh my that's some [ __ ] when she tried to touch it on soft man don't not touch me on my mama do not touch me bro i was just gonna take it don't do [ __ ] don't do [ __ ] you don't don't know don't do nothing else and i swear to god [Music] can you shut up [ __ ] damn shut up what what are you screaming about what nah that doobie facts though like y'all i know [ __ ] is going down and things are getting like like [ __ ] might be going crazy but you screaming at the top of your lungs only draws attention more attention to you it's like there will be shootings or something and you want to be hidden or you should play dead or something but instead you make yourself a target by literally alerting them to your presence and just screaming as loud as you can i never understood that bro that's like if someone like breaks into your house and then you just immediately just start screaming at the top of your lungs instead of trying to like counter that [ __ ] you know figure figure it out tactic or something i'm screaming because i'm nervous it's i got shot okay i think i should be a little bit more scared don't you think yeah why are you screaming ricky no you see this even women when we're dying they want to involve themselves man [ __ ] screaming like a goddamn hyena leave me though p.o.v we are in hr after the white way called me the n word [ __ ] alone actually i [ __ ] ate everything in my [ __ ] life you don't know what the [ __ ] i've been through please stop stop very accurate bro very accurate bro we get called the n word bro it's like it's it's because it's because they're having like issues you know they're having issues in life alone actually and there's no way there can they could be racist come on now [ __ ] eat everything in my [ __ ] life you don't know what the [ __ ] i've been through please stop you don't know what i've been through that one teacher that makes eating a quirk oh my gosh she was the last person that she was the li she did it the last time with the teacher thinking it was so accurate bro [Laughter] what's up if b equals c what would you stand for yes just make me miss school bro i don't know figure it out yo it's crazy how we all experience the same things but obviously live different lives me in 2016 thinking i'm only gonna get chemo for a few months and everything will be fine oh [ __ ] where's this going it is hot as hell in this funky ass hot ass room i'm in is oh my gosh bro i love that more and more of the homies is just like becoming these [ __ ] vocal memes or just memes in general bro oh my gosh pov your morning after your morning after with the reddit guy good mythical morning that was amazeballs it was like something out of avengers end game i mean it really was it's like now i know what it's like to chew five gum i don't really get that one because i don't like i'm not like on reddit like that so it must be like the turn like the slang or lingo or something 2020 be like [Music] police brutality that was just bad like it was just bad timing it was just bad timing it was bad timing bro it was bad timing randall random couple giving birth to beautiful baby girl she's beautiful isn't she sweetheart she sure is joe it's hard to believe she's already 18. that's how you know we in the yo quagmire is literally the funniest character just cuz like there's no the fact that they could get away with something like that on the show bro i don't know if it's because the like it's animated that helps but it's like bro it's still someone that wrote the joke and still someone that voiced it and delivered it and that [ __ ] went on tv bro as much stuff as they'd be blocking on family guy they'd be getting away with a lot of stuff man so i can only i only wonder like what actually gets blocked bro like they weren't allowed they just couldn't do it it was too far goddamn hook you got it [Music] allergies be like ew oh i thought it was like not coming out with the benadryl electron things white people say that let you know they're low-key racist tell me something that white people say let you know that they're low-key racist i love everyone even mexican oh god babe what are you trying to look like me no i was about to say about she got she she she she's gotta be dope bro cause the shirt bro just the shirt alone bro she's gotta be funny it's fun are you trying to look like me no beggars always question the [ __ ] out of you that's heroes yeah you got the lemon pepper and fries hell yeah like i know i got my [ __ ] lightly though i don't like the eggs bro no this this regular hot sauce food i ain't put the mild sauce on today that's the little meal with the bread [ __ ] with the bread um eat the bread just ask him you want to do this no no i'm good and you got the soda with it just ask like it come with it that [ __ ] damn here food oh my gosh ice cream sandwich is literally my favorite ice cream thing well ice cream sandwiches and and uh the the the one with the oreos in it oreos and cream whatever it's called ice cream sandwiches this brand is called fat fat boy folks fresh new blade let's see how it cuts english oh my god i respect her for posting it man you know she you know the comments is like this is actually really insensitive to people english is so weird english is so weird do you have this if you can speak english okay how do you pronounce this guy knight whoa how do you pronounce this guy if you're going to pronounce this like knight were you the least favorite in your trio friend group oh damn anybody here could relate to that that sucks [Music] and i'm not walking back out that mouth yo i've actually witnessed this i've actually witnessed this i've actually i've actually been in the position where i've seen the where i've seen the the least favorite person do you all remember i remember where [ __ ] because he was like like a little woman when she calls you the b word and i was like bro oh don't do me like this damn bro it is what it is man when your mama come home to dishes in the sink for yo to me for i don't see how like i don't know how like they'd be getting so triggered like bro just i don't know man i like i'm trying to understand it from the standpoint of the parents but it's like wow just if the if if you come home and the dishes ain't clean like just tell me to do the dishes like and then i'll do them but like what's with the extra [ __ ] like what is you paying the bills in the house like and you stressing about work and all that [ __ ] you venting to me gonna do about anything uh that co-worker that spends her entire break talking and all you want is quiet and to be left alone facts get back on it and like try to attack the blanket again because the blank didn't attacked her at this point and it was just it was really no way like she was fine she didn't like fall off off she was kind of like you know had to jump off because she was like leaning too far yeah it was really funny nowhere she's okay obviously oh gonna see the video and be like if you didn't want me to talk to you before i was in an even the slightest annoyance all you had to do was say something instead of making a video about it and he just records that interaction as well what's your favorite um interview rent-free video moment that lives rent-free in your in my head too without telling me that you're a rent-free interview head moment that's living in rent-free doesn't pay rent let's ditch this it's okay it's just a little dry hmm my dad at 17 crossing the border [Music] oh my gosh bro bro that's a good thing though like he did all that so you could enjoy your life shout out to the dad bro shout out to the father for doing what he had to do for his family for his familia uh when trying to show your friend a funny video but they already seen it this is danielle sometimes she'd be showing me she'd be showing me a lot of stuff that i've uh that i like didn't see but um yeah sometimes when i show her something she's like when when she showed me something and i'd be like oh i already seen that [ __ ] wait bruh how are you mad i already seen something bro look at this video i already seen it hey are you african huh oh yeah yeah how it's growing how it is growing up in an africa as an african in an american school i'm african so like how do you guys survive over there without any water uh actually we do have oh my goodness can you speak african actually africa has a lot of different i'm not not cutting mine yo back back to the whoops oh [ __ ] my bad my bad holy [ __ ] i'm dropping everything bro my thing is wait how do i remove this oh there we go okay bro i just dropped everything i just dropped everything on everything bro my thing is how come when how come uh people just assume that they don't have any like like houses or like water or any of that [ __ ] bro i don't get it they said bro relax bro relax bro bro it's literally it's so y'all think when i'm not streaming i'm just hacking in this [ __ ] bro do y'all know what inspect element is bro what button even is that wait when somebody tries to ratio me and has art oh man that ratio [ __ ] is so [ __ ] up how is it wait how is it control [ __ ] someone said control shift i when my phone literally just fell on the keyboard there's no way it pressed all those buttons come on now yeah what's your name dakota back up in here we got uh dakota in here introduce yourself go ahead and turn on your camera for us wait what am i looking at hold on uh dakota in here bro i know what the all four does like you can stop it and turn on your camera for us do you not do it on what that's all for dude hold on let me see i'm not about to do it i'm about to i'm about to type it bro okay what does alt for it i didn't even have to finish writing it it automatically popped up alt f4 is a keyboard shortcut most often used to close the current active window wow hold on let me see something else why do y'all be wanting that to happen so that closes out games too right that closes out games interesting all right sorry i got distracted i just wanted to see what it does why are y'all saying clapped wait who's clap who's she wait i didn't see her do you not do it that's not right y'all that's not right man that's like a chat so we're in the chat we're ending the stream here guys chad we're gonna be ending the stream here and uh we're gonna get to this damn thingy he said look to your left oh my god there's a yo i need all the versions where's this when is the song coming out somebody said there was going to be a full song coming out where is that chad we're going to be ending the stream here he said look to your left i've noticed that guys seem to think that it's a trend to paint your nails now and that is not okay that is honestly appropriating women's culture because back in 5000 bc women have been dying their nails since then indicate their social status but now it's turned into some type of trend for guys that is not okay you can't just appropriate my culture and turn it into a trend you need to stop that immediately she's she's obviously trolling y'all don't come at her don't come here she's obviously trolling and and period perioding what a lot of people do now but the thing that she's saying is something that somebody some girl probably out there is actually feeling like they probably actually think that like dudes are like appropriating uh like getting having nails or some [ __ ] like that when you when you only catch up with friends wait when you only catch up with friends when you play games online so i'm just having a rough time you know my girlfriend left me and i'm kind of broke right now and they're taking away my house cool dude can you revive me oh sorry about that no problem no you gotta at least acknowledge it bro like at least acknowledge it and then throw in the yet yeah oh yeah i'm down by the way like just acknowledge it bro like oh what really oh yeah i'm down by the way but yeah what were you saying like you could there's a way you could you know slip it in there finesse uh when your friend power goes out why are you not laughing because it's not funny [Music] children chill the [ __ ] out it's iran and iraq and iraq not iran and iraq bro are you gonna give me the swishers or not oh my god he was literally just trying to correct what he was trying to correct it how you were supposed to say it okay obviously people were ignorant to this bro are you gonna give me the switches oh that's [ __ ] up it's iran in iraq in iraq not iran and iraq bro are you gonna give me the swishers or not people who watch anime are so weird that stuff is just so boring have you seen that new grey's anatomy episode yeah the one where they're doing the surgery like all of the other episodes in the show bro yo okay so get this right and i don't i i don't know bro i i i don't understand but i just i i guess just there's things for everybody but then you'll be watching [ __ ] that i don't like i like how can you even watch like why you watch some [ __ ] like that and i know danielle will be seeing me watch some [ __ ] like what the [ __ ] is this like why the [ __ ] could you be watching this so she was she watches like uh bro i don't even know i don't even know what'll be going on bro it'll just be like it should be some [ __ ] it'll be like a whole bunch of girls and they just be arguing bro every time every time i walk in on her watching it bro i just hear them arguing and bitching and complaining about some [ __ ] and then ready to fight and it's like just it's just every other minute when you think they're fine suddenly it's done and then some girls like what did you say and it's just they argue again and it's just drama after drama bro it's a drama after drama and then but then again like she be what she walk in and i'm watching like i was watching some random movie i was watching some rant i don't even remember what it was called but it was like some animated movie where this girl was trying to protect she was trying to protect like these sloths these earth eating i don't know i don't know if they eat the earth but they're like sloths or something she was trying to protect it and she got like a little she got like a little fox on her shoulder or something man she got like a fox on her shoulder and she rides around on like a little hover thing that flies in the sky y'all what is the movie called bro it's like it was like a it was like some um what the [ __ ] was the movie called bro uh y'all she's like she's trying to she's trying to there's like these dudes who are coming they're saying dora there's like some dudes who are coming and they're trying to kill uh i don't know they trying to just [ __ ] up the earth and all these little things got like these little orbs that glow when they after somebody bro i gotta find what i i gotta find what it is bro something hold on some i think somebody said it bro i think somebody said it i'm about to show y'all i'm about to show y'all bro i'm about to show y'all like a trailer hold on because yeah when y'all see it i'm sure y'all gonna know what i'm talking about i think somebody has said it and it's not it's got nothing to do with dora bro i think somebody said it it was like so it was like so close bro okay hold on it was called uh it was like uh no no not not it wasn't it wasn't spirited away it wasn't spirited away i remember that one it was like a a princess i think maybe maybe he has something to do with a princess oh that's what it is princess high spell princess princess no no no no not this but i've seen this i've seen this too though this [ __ ] was fire hold on let me show you this this [ __ ] was a fire it's inside both of you [Music] look everyone this is what hatred looks like it was it the movie did come here and take her from me the movie was animated like this though stay your hand the girl's life is now mine it like looks it like looked like this but it was uh okay there's like something like the whole planet the whole planet is like [ __ ] up and they got to wear masks everywhere they go but there's something underneath the planet where where the earth it where it's pure and you can breathe it and nothing's gonna happen to you you know what i'm talking about valley valley of the wind something maybe i think the valley valley valley of the wind it had something to do with that the blind forest no no no no not that not that not that not that the valley of the wind valley of the wind something there we go yeah yeah here we go not nice [Music] that's the cute little thing i was talking about bro look it's a cute little it's a cute little like fox or something bro the movie's fire it's a good movie [Music] hey i know this is random but i was watching it bro i was watching it and danielle was like oh what it was like i know she's looking at me crazy but look how cute this thing is and the music is good too bro [Music] these are the creatures i'm talking about and this is the little hoverboard i was talking about it's fine i liked it it's like nick nicasse this this this is what the [ __ ] it said right here nazca naziga in the valley of the wind but it was it's good it's it's good i really liked it um but i just thought it just shows how like people have different tastes in different things you know it's just random you feel me tell me you have a stupid flopping mom who isn't taking you to the skate park without telling me you have a stupid flopping mom who isn't taking you to the skate park stupid [ __ ] mommy's not taking you to the skate park without telling me you have to hold it right there which that's not even the effect of the card and even if it was i'd activate my trap card solemn judgment which allows me to go ahead and negate that effect and protect my virginity for another turn what the [ __ ] was that me applying lip you good are you gay mama it's lip balm that [ __ ] gato he is gato what the [ __ ] why is he moaning when the mutual friend leaves yo yeah yes yes then it is very awkward crazy man imma go ahead and dip now i guess that's all you can do last night though no i don't really watch sports bro yo his his eyes no listen huh no small talk thing to talk about just making conversation so you'd like to just making conversation uh so you'd like to join the x-men huh x-men huh what's your power oh whenever i get sad like a thousand snakes appear that doesn't sound like a problem at all [Applause] shout out to caleb shout out to caleb city shout out to caleb city superhuman i'm here for the superhero uh the superhuman interview i'm here for the superheron interview oh you don't own nothing in here i'm sorry mama because some of these lights and fans let some of this air circulating through here it's funky ashley you nasty i hear you get in my damn house i'm talking to you through the window through the window yeah you don't buy the burglar yeah baby you want to be ashamed of yourself you probably know how to clean your coochie good you're right front the back of back to a little bit more to the side a little bit down down there you go get it down down down put your head down down look no stop doing that look over look over like you're looking over to the side like you said like that there you go put your hair down down some more a little bit down look up at me okay we got it oh my god do they gravel ladies [Music] when did it become a problem to play with our eyes oh god [Applause] in 4k why are you playing with that y'all are disgusting [Laughter] he's just [ __ ] froze bro yes i'll take the seafood delight with crab legs and cheddar biscuits and what can i get for you sir um i have the [ __ ] i'm sorry sir could you speak up chicken fingers okay that's chicken fingers chicken fingers at a red lobster is there anything that's me i'm picky if i can't if i don't know what it is if i can't picture it in my head i'm not ordering it all right be back shortly hey you just ordered a chicken thing yeah i don't really owe that nemo [ __ ] like that the hell is you doing ordering things i don't think guys actually had that deep of a voice i'm convinced they purposely just be like hey hey i can't believe you finally caught us i can't believe you no i can't really say much i'll be eating ass damn show me that she showed me this one bro your js are dirty your hairline's messed up you got to stand on your t-shirt you bone you like the south asian starving steak bug you're ugly oh huh shut your fat ass up i think that's part of the video [Music] you gotta stand on the t-shirt you bone you like the south asian starving state ugly oh huh i thought that was i thought it was me there's no way hey bruh

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Length: 39min 59sec (2399 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 19 2021