ImDontai Reacts To MajinCarp Meme Comp 29

yo [ __ ] we are here with majin carp mean compilation 29 and let's hope let's hope that that one girl isn't in here and you know who you are chad did i tell y'all i think i did tell y'all bro i'm even gonna bring it up i ain't even gonna bring it up but just know somebody was trying to get man i feel like for real and no seven [Music] i did tell y'all yeah i did tell you i'll see y'all talking about it all right let's we just gonna move on bro it's whatever bro okay let's let's add she obviously doesn't want anybody talking about it even though she uploaded to the internet whatever i don't know whatever okay welcome chipotle how may i help you i'll take a break um let me get a little bit of white uh black beans what kind of protein um yo i went to i went to chipotle and i was trying to do two like two orders two raps right two raps and i thought you know you would think that they would do one at a time like i do i order i explain the first rap and then i'll explain the second one she was trying to do two at the same time and one was supposed to have beans the other was not supposed to have beans so the first one i was like uh yeah beans on the first one and you should just put beans on both of them and i was like whatever bro everything i said she just put it on both of them and then like halfway she started asking is it only on this one or that i was at this point at that point i was just like over it i was like whatever bro chicken mile medium or spicy sausage can i have a little bit more more than that's gonna be extra sure it's going to have extra chicken on it i get small chicken please wow that was extra mild medium or spicy sauce i can have some cheese i actually can i have a little bit more cheese i'll take some sour cream chipotle is good i mean just a little bit of cilantro can i get some water it's gonna be extra judging by you'll see what you can afford okay never mind oh my gosh ew that's 11 okay you gotta insert your card okay you got to insert your card take out your card thank you looks like god brought in a visitor today what's your story it's a newcomer to the church trying to see the light you said what just trying to see the light man hell you don't came to the wrong place trying to see anything [ __ ] matter of fact just say you trying to be closer to god you know where you at wait a minute you like the blood of bryce burch can't even graduate [ __ ] high school hi there i voted for biden can't even graduate [ __ ] high school hi there but can you do this nope okay virtual teachers after they say i'm just going to share my screen give me one second yep i think bro it's crazy how i think just as humans we kind of do that thing to like we think us talking slower or you're making sounds will keep you occupied until we figure out what we got to do like me and danielle were just on the phone about some [ __ ] with with whoever uh with who it was and they were asking us certain information and while we were looking for we're like yes uh let me look it's uh should be ryan yeah one second uh right okay so you were saying it's i don't know why people do that [ __ ] bro like just say all right give me one second and then do what you got to do this doesn't help when your white friend invites you to edm to the edm club what the [ __ ] is that oh it'll be awkward if the silence is too long true i mean i'll just be like you know just give me one second and if if it gets a little long i'll be like hold on i'm still looking for it i don't wanna say i'm still looking for is the last stuff here electric dance music gotcha i've i've always i've heard the term but i never knew exactly what it meant oh that's when they do that that's when they do that like that dance where it looks like they're walking in place and like walking to the side and [ __ ] like that i ain't gonna lie they'd be killing that [ __ ] that that should be looking fire maybe one it'd be making me want to learn [Music] rage why because it's pointless customer leave the food at the door oh i saw this on the world star yeah we've turned to uh just non-social i think it's the time as times go on we just become less and less social beings bro this is my impression of the ncr sco 7350 also known as the self-checkout machine do you say big girls in japanese in japanese big girls is y'all hit my line bro sliding my dms respect put your head down now you got to hold real still oh i got this hot comb and it's hot as hell i'm about to get the back of his neck oh [ __ ] hold still that [ __ ] okay if you want to go i thought i thought she was really about to like i i'd actually [ __ ] cry stay to the camera what do you want to do i want to go to see the movie which one the movie you guys say what it is gorilla versus do you know that straight gorilla versus kong what the [ __ ] the movie say what it is gorilla versus do you know that straight men can have sex with men and not be gay welcome to factor cat where we test tick tock trends to see if they're real or [ __ ] hey pov you're talking to the girl that is obsessed with tick-tock not me being late again huh we have a test monday yeah i don't think i'm gonna be there yeah he looks so musty musty the hair is just musty it's getting musty let me see the pictures you look so ethereal ethereal no like honestly can we just normalize normalize just normalize it's the trying to normalize the toxic unproblematic ethereal people for me i love this song yo oh my gosh i think the bell's about to ring so um they said mari imagine mari actually acts like this bro imagine mario acts like this unironically like this is just how who she is behind all this behind the scenes man all right guys i'm gonna wrap up the stream whoa when you let your little bro stay at your house for two days [Music] yo that's a joke that's gotta be a joke god watching slavery [Music] wait a day data she's she's just like me for real mario you got a flat face you're gonna be real i don't think we've ever seen just the side profile side profile of marty imagine her face is flat as [ __ ] bro is that everybody following covid procedures okay oh my gosh it's packed like sardines in here i think danielle this danielle probably knows a lot about this huh huh my gosh it's packed like sardines in here [Laughter] y'all right here bitching about some money from the government and i can't even afford to get a new pair of boots because my money's going to you sorry [ __ ] [Music] oh what the [ __ ] what is that okay get the doughnuts i like la domina okay what you do what you do what you're gonna do you're in a bacon i hear you i hear your grandma grandma grandma just sent some from the evangelist what is this baby oh baby no diabetes high blood pressure that is hilarious when you start showing some culture and rhythm at your wife laugh you go to help 2.1 [Music] excuse me oh my god that's so [ __ ] up man that's unexcusable some help oh well hello welcome to home depot how can i help you i'm looking for some caulking well you've come to the right place they call me the queen so what kind of cups you need you need white cup black [ __ ] i think just like plain white caulking is this to fill in a crack or a hole i need to fill a hole okay well you're going to need one of these and what you do is you stick your clock in and you load it up and then you're all ready to squirt okay great thanks for helping me with my clock i mean my with my come again hey yo stand next to a picture of a celebrity everybody tells you you look like it don't matter if they're ugly or if they value you for me people you're trying to enjoy a nice brunch and the table next to you orders but bottomless mimosas bro it's my favorite birthday bruh it's her birthday just give him your cash up get somebody okay you heard that yo laughing what the what the [ __ ] was that let's give him your cash up get that me okay um god reading my text with my boyfriend on judgment day until you meet in my mouth do you understand me chanel yes romeo then my face like i said oh i grabbed the back of his head and pushed his face onto my face guys be like oh look at my bicep look at my abs okay show me your legs though show me your legs do you skip like day show me hey hey you what you're alive five-year-old me has some random cvs gaining conscious gaining conscience conscious kung con science wait what i don't get that one my brain 15 years ago what you're alive i don't get it i don't get it hey you what you're alive you have no memory to like five oh like you aren't aware that you exist i think that one just oh five-year-old me at okay i get it i get i get it i was like wait what [Music] is she going to [ __ ] it up to the church and i'm feeling shouts cause i'm all see deacon harris sweet baby jesus oh no now [ __ ] i forgot to take the picture well now you're good i just ain't know what you're doing right here cool yeah get right this fine why wait wait wait hey yeah yeah why'd the golfer wear two pairs of pants why in case he got a hole in one [Laughter] two black teens kill white man by setting him on fire in new york sarah sarah wake up two black people committed a crime how racists react when black people get arrested oh my god black people please tell me they attacked it was it black on black crime no even better a white person got attacked yes yes blm is a racist terrorist organ it's like they can't wait to hear they can't wait to hear them stories especially bro especially them comment sections like that's what they love to say well black and black crime is actually higher statistically they just let us here nine year nine year olds when they find out what does depression mean it's crazy because depression has literally turned into a um a trend and it's being marketed in like the music industry and in clothing brands have y'all just seen some of these shirts these graphic t-shirts that are like kill me or i want to die and it's like it's just bro it's like what the [ __ ] you're like y'all know that's like not a good thing like it's not cool to be [ __ ] depressed or some [ __ ] right and now it's like when you really say you depressed like [ __ ] don't even take it serious they take it as a joke like yo i'm really depressed like yo [ __ ] me too bro the [ __ ] i want to be at this damn job it's like no you don't you really don't get it but like whatever uh mixture three recent watches oh my gosh bro this is actually like what the [ __ ] guys i'm okay i promise what are these sounds bro i forgot where it was but it was like uh my uncle or something my grandma or something don't know how to use emojis and it was like uh your cousin just died your cousin just passed away or something and it was the skull emoji it's like yo that's not how you use the that's not how you use it grandma it's not how you use them the emotes bro i'm passing the phone to somebody who loves somebody that didn't like them i find it disrespectful when boyfriends like other pictures of half-naked girls i also find it disrespectful when girlfriends fantasize about their celebrity crush no it's different how is it different it's not like we can never meet them because they're popular it's not like i'll ever get to meet these models because they're popular if you're insecure don't know what you're saying is that the only reason why you're staying loyal to your mans is because you can't reach the other members i'm going to pretend that i didn't just hear that you learned how to tell me uh you're at a gay friend's wedding when they kiss and you say boss i bet you bring all your little girlfriends why girls always say this on the first date huh [ __ ] you damn right [Music] this is applebee's they got the two for 20 on the menu default why would i i'll be dumb as [ __ ] not to bring [ __ ] here sit your head down order some chickens in the fridge hates how much hey box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mister a bop a box a box of mincers and a [ __ ] indexers a box of mixed biscuits a box of mixed bisc a box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer a box of mixed biscuits and a big biscuit mixer in a box of mix mix mixers a box of mix mixers and the bitterness dog come on it's not that so mixed mixes in a misty biscuit a box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer me eating dinner normally so i got an ice cream you know i mean it'll it all looks good but then you turn it and why you got to do me like that sonic come on that is that is so wrong do you guys remember the fruit gummies that we're trying on tick tock i found them i'm gonna try this strap what the f got it manager scheduling minors for 40-hour work yo if you really think about it bro like managers be scheduling like these people who aren't even 18 yet these crazy ass hours yo can you come in i'm gonna need you to come in it's like yo i don't even i don't even own a car bruh i can pick you up how is that even allowed hey yo hey [ __ ] get shot every day b you b.i [ __ ] you tough right [ __ ] who died last week [Music] pov is 2009 and you're jamming to the to the free music you downloaded illegally hey nothing oh my gosh you're talking to the girl that's obsessed with talk she's back this being my third time being late in a row i'm the man hey not this being my third time being late in a row what are you eating right now is it busting though oh my god in a row what are you eating right now is it busting though let me get one it's busting see can i get another one best you bestie bessie now she being a pick me and not giving me another one stop gaslighting me and just give me another one don't be shy give me some more thank you the vibes are immaculate that just gave me so much serotonin i love this song oh my gosh [Music] obviously i know the rest of the song are you gaslighting me again it's the being problematic for me oh my belle's better ring bye yo harry bell better ring me again it's the being problematic for me belle's better ring bye goku you've got this fight win let that [ __ ] know cashier at the checkout okay so your total is 10 would you like to make a donation to the house total is 10 would you like to make a donation to helpless starving children in the forest hail no cash back no thank you your seats in the bag have a good day you have a better one i don't care women are like parking spots the good ones are always taken that's why you gotta take the disabled ones first this filter is supposed to show you what story you could be in it'll do magic believe it or not seat belts be like you better calm your ass down yes facts respects you're judging me know can i at least drink okay i know cause i'll be chilling right here music and you probably never even heard it you're judging my music and you probably never even heard it [Music] he saw he recorded in a microwave when you realized charlie's dancing has talent bro don't listen to him i'm going to listen to your song to see how it is i remember never mind that [ __ ] is trash i'm lightweight eater like some cake be dead on a spirit flight to miami [Music] i finally ate a full meal again this house don't feel like home what you want a [ __ ] medal that's what i was thinking about you know it's none of my business man i feel like people seek sympathy on the internet too much or like seek this pray like seek praise over the most uh like minuscule type of thing i don't know bro and some people like i said this whole depression thing some people be faking that [ __ ] or like just doing that [ __ ] for attention uh whatever though i don't know i don't know her personally [ __ ] i mean but you all right let me go get the ginger and peroxide on the [ __ ] let me go get the ginger ale and peroxide oh my gosh not him calling her a [ __ ] it's the disrespect for me if this is on your for you page this is exactly for you i need you to stop and just listen to what i'm about to say tell me to stop bro it's the hating for me this is exactly for you i need you to stop and just listen to what i'm about to say nobody knows nothing that you go through nobody knows the pain that it is for you just to wake up out of bed in the morning nobody knows that you've been fighting depression here come you've been fighting suicidal thoughts you've been fighting all this let them know bro guess what you still here let them know you made it to 2021 and nobody knew how hard that was for you just to step into a new year wait actually possibly and i just want to say i'm proud of you i'm proud of you this year is not just your year but this is your year to heal mentally to get your head together wait a minute to get all the depression off you yeah the thoughts of one to kill yourself off you yeah it's your year so let's do this we in this together you're not alone i promise i'm proud of you you deserve this hey yo hey yo what the [ __ ] that was real hold up that was a real [ __ ] i was waiting [Music] did we actually end on that that was oh wow that was good shot him whoever he is man [Music] holy [ __ ] i was not expecting that i thought i was about to be like i was waiting for the like yo nobody cares bro shut your ass up okay why don't we do some short films all right some short films to to to end this stream with man to end to end this stream with man and y'all i got um we got some stuff uh danielle gonna be doing are danielle to be doing her thing pretty soon so for any ladies who are interested in that and all that stuff uh daniel's going to be starting her [ __ ] pretty soon bro like that shit's coming sooner sooner sooner than [ __ ] later bro so be on the lookout for that

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Length: 31min 5sec (1865 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 14 2021