ImDontai Reacts To Majin Carp Memes

baby milo custom pc getting fanned out not from the block i'm from the h and we don't play around a red light with an income we gonna spray him down yes sir give it to me stop it i'm not even loud i'm not even loud leave me alone nobody was saying give me that girl stop girl we don't care so true leave me alone girl we don't care so they still messing with this girl bro [Music] why you always playing bro mama 16 months y'all see you right i appreciate you ah here we go run with thy pockets i think not you scary whack oh my god girl look at him oh he cute girl he's looking over here you better go talk to him girl you're right hi hey dre i need someone who went to mexico not even my name actually i'm here to work on you know you can get surgical with the work but i need you to work on like about i'm really trying to give you assistance your people are the ones that use ebt what the trust med school okay so first things first we're gonna run some blood work blood work aren't you a [ __ ] i'm not affiliated with can i get a doctor who won't put reparations on my bill they'll never get over the results are gonna take about the results and you are the father first off my insurance doesn't cover compton commando mishaps or harlem warlord surgeries damn you fine as hell hey yo uh you think i can get you enough are you serious my brother be advised your teammate got their ass hope a fine black girl with curly hair does not follow me home i'm on my way [ __ ] take your ass back home baby that's up to you damn bro you got the whole squad laughing what are you on about what no but like do you hear the squad right now it was just you that wasn't live literally it was just you because i don't bro you're like a literal npc he literally is excuse me how [ __ ] with 10k followers on tick-tock acting publicly use me excuse me yeah let me let me guess you know me from tick tock you want to look at no one knows you pull your mask up you endangering people [ __ ] you then [ __ ] no one knows you put your mask up pull your mask over no one knows you look like a soccer ball danger in people all right [ __ ] you then you call a mexican lady with a limp what eileen what do you call a black lady with no teeth no t-shirt that was bad for mexican stick and quicksand cuatro cinco oh no bruh cute one of them xd rawr [ __ ] emo uh what the [ __ ] so i'm that um that type i don't wanna [ __ ] tell you i don't know where i'm gonna piss the [ __ ] off this [ __ ] stutter and i'll tell you on a minute goodbye oh uranus bro shoddy trifling she must be from dirty dogs oh god she must be from dirty dog that's what i'm saying whoa that was impressive oh there you go there you go well dang it next time what if bro what wait what the [ __ ] i don't know it's just i'm not going back if i ask the girl for chapstick and she just pulls me in for a kiss suppose me to kiss me i would sit that's what i'm saying that's like i would say that just be thinking they're so cute [Applause] yeah [ __ ] you're all wanna kiss me jolly roger you guys like jolly ranchers ah [ __ ] don't mess with the sea lions see you later stinky to identify as a man that's me watch this video and tell me a joke that is not at the expense of other people's feelings all right i got you listen to this one i'm so sure we have all heard at least one [ __ ] tell us that the fn woman stands for funny okay i would just like to say that i do not recall a time ever where a man has told me a joke that was not about sexism racism homophobia no i can avoid all of that [ __ ] that's absolutely decorated i listen so a cow walks into a bar oh um so what i mean so does she go to like comedy shows and just listen to what the [ __ ] what like what what movies does she watch like like i don't get what type of humor like you're a man and you're actually genuinely funny um without it being at the expense of other people's feelings okay okay um please drop a joke all right so a cow walks into a bar starting to think that you guys just use the woman stands for funny to distract us from the fact that you guys are actually not funny you are a coward i know plenty of women who can make me piss my people laughing and it's an actual funny you she is so yo shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] you're so pressed for nothing a cow walks into a ball got [Music] like what do i care that people talk about my side profile hey oh you're full [Laughter] you're not supposed to be on hey you good he's hilarious get the [ __ ] up your food getting cold don't try that [ __ ] again get up this ladies hot how to get your boyfriend's attention when playing with they're so very hot [Music] so much thanks to myself when it's not gonna put you on a random soundcloud rapper instead of someone in your playlist [Music] [ __ ] a [Music] christopher columbus landing [Music] welcome we were [Music] with me there i'm the first [ __ ] to do all type of [ __ ] on the first [ __ ] that i'm the first nick smooth oh no she's snapped oh my for no reason bro hey i'm the best singer without a doubt for no reason if i ever do i'm gonna we need more of those videos bro she be snapping for no reason one of those [ __ ] pierre that way when we're sitting at the playground i'll be like aopa you want to come out here and all the other parents are going to be like that's your kid sure yo i got hecka bands that's the last thing you heard you was gonna ditch me what hat [Music] [Music] oh listen a lot of people are asking me every day yo did you get vaccinated as you get vaccinated yet listen i'm a trans baxter ah [ __ ] all right i identify as vaccinated even though i'm not he's cancer vaccination's the spectrum don't be a bigot what the [ __ ] are you seeing the prices of gas these days what the hell is going on would you like some sausage oh you got me we need to stop praising men for doing the bear [ __ ] minimum so the guy i hooked up with in 2018 you have a month old daughter she looks like her name could be richard funniest friend group [Music] yeah hey twizzle says you got the gas bro nah nah nah nah he told me you got the three five going for 45 20. i'm just trying to see if you [ __ ] with me bro man i know you since i was a legit right you can't [ __ ] with me bro three five four five oh we're crying bro okay you fat you stink and you ugly and you broke monkey and you're the feyo munoz what what you fat you stink and you are you ain't my country i'm the top you ain't much you can't live in your own country you're a monkey in your country he ain't lying though that's how freezing be when you invite me over in your leather couch peeling i'ma peel it some more what you doing bro you gotta go bro it's the force of habits that [ __ ] bro you gotta go bro this is the force to have it bro oh [Applause] why the [ __ ] don't you ever knock boy we're gonna talk about that [ __ ] later though brother you're calling me later man he probably ain't meeting the handgun bro y'all remember those calculators they had autumn buttons and i would only use like three loving nature look at that water bro jamaica would never in lake sardis and i see two sand monkeys in my country sick and tired of you well what are you doing here i don't get it oh that hurt that [ __ ] hurt your forehead biggest [ __ ] saw someone else do this and wanted to give it a try this is what 5 6 and 235 pounds looks like for the 2021 racial drama african-american celebrity hell no brother hell nah bro we're not doing it brother hell nah we're not doing it come on bro hell nah brother we're not doing it that is our fault we are volumes no is that your banks hey or not brother condoleezza what the hell brother what are you doing brother what the hell you gotta give us a better deal [Music] i'm passing the phone to somebody who eats veggies so much their hands are yellow i'm passing the phone to somebody who blew the eastview game [ __ ] you alec but i'm passing the phone with somebody you can't speak english yeah yeah bubba damn you fine as hell hey yo uh you think i can mention that are you serious my brother me getting a ride from i really appreciate it anytime you need a ride sweetie just let me know cool i'm probably wrong but why every time in school when you was asking the teacher can i use the bathroom they be like i don't know can you wish i gotta take a sh and you was flirting with me you was nasty someone ignores me hey hey that's me that's me bro but this ship that's really me bro that's literally me bro i don't know about y'all with this ship type in the word bigger switchboard when your daughters have separation anxiety what's up my sassy vodka the baby let's go suss what is the most honorable tradition of kung fu ah in kung fu we always honor the tradition of the fair fight always face your opponent with equal number only a few moments later fight back fight back fight fight flat out you know this thing is and i notice you're not ready because when you're at your strongest you're completely bald right now you have stubble you can't he got stubble on his head oh my god you're gonna be able to do it with the stubble michael oh my gosh it's meditate meditate mikey the arrow dynamite don't give a damn you're am i supposed to be scared yo i ain't gonna lie when uh when these gamers like especially in tournaments and things like that yo i that was like dor i read that like literally hours ago i appreciate you gta yo uh when when when these gamers bro when they be about to like when they be about to play the game when they in they tournament [ __ ] they really be they're like i'd be like yo y'all [ __ ] like how does that like y'all don't even be [ __ ] with the controller y'all are just like breathing yo there's one [ __ ] who got like a book or some [ __ ] bro he'd be having a book and he'll just he'll be like this he'll literally be like this i yo the first time i saw that [ __ ] i was like i was like yo what is this [ __ ] doing he gonna do all this to get his ass beat the [ __ ] was actually fired bro like he was firing [ __ ] he was watching everybody bro he was watching everybody this [ __ ] was crazy i admit mikey i know what you picture in your head right now huh your hairline oh my god the man who invented velcro just died rip [Music] doing his eyebrows wait did i miss something doing his eyebrows what it's like to go running as a woman first we've got the identifying information in case i get kidnapped it's got my name and my ad oh my gosh bro dress then we've got the pepper spray for some pain no mattress wait is he's like sad about this or something i don't know but this [ __ ] is so extra bro it's like the same thing the thing the things i have to do before i get into the car like or the things that i have to do before i leave after work or some [ __ ] like that i like to go running as a woman first we've got the identifying information in case it's like bro just drive just start the car and drive drive just leave the house and [ __ ] jog bro suburbs you clean the [ __ ] server kidnapped it's got my name and my address nah that's those broke believe it or not brother suburbs is where like the craziest people live bruh like them [ __ ] be those are the [ __ ] that be doing weird [ __ ] behind closed doors like you don't even know it's really in the hood where [ __ ] be out there like in broad like they're gonna show you what's up like if [ __ ] got a problem they're gonna press you here [ __ ] got like binoculars and [ __ ] like that like you won't see the [ __ ] coming you won't even know then we've got the pepper we literally just saw the the ex-convict in a nice looking neighborhood peeking through girls windows pray for self-defense he's seeing you do all this already so everybody knows where i am at all times and in case the pepper spray fails we've got the brass knuckles you know you can't punch to save your life airpods so i can hear my surroundings be safe imagine not enjoying life spongebob sponge because you're scared of everything i'm pushing your [ __ ] that scared me oh god you're scared oh [ __ ] that just hurt my knees yeah [Applause] here are just a few tips to stay on a cop's good side number one just be respectful if you respect them it's most likely they're gonna respect you back number two this is probably the most important one try not to be blunt that clip cut off but i said don't be blatantly violent um cops aren't gonna like that that's gonna land you in jail son teddy what car do you drive a mazda a mazda okay yeah i can take you to mazda [Music] [Music] [ __ ] on the first [ __ ] i'm not i know soulja boy is so happy this is actually challenge gamer edition number one he's one shot he's one shot number two who's going to visit him number three yo i'm lagging bro i'm lagging number four [ __ ] don't let nobody know something and then when they die they'd be like yo bro why didn't nobody back me bro where were y'all at bro yeah i'll be on a minute you didn't just see that this [ __ ] really is just like yo yeah whatever bro in denial okay what the [ __ ] it's a dude those are man hands it's gonna be a jump scare bruh [Music] i knew it was coming bro i knew it was coming bruh my

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Length: 23min 53sec (1433 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 04 2021