ImDontai Reacts To Majin Carp Meme Comp 24

recording yo new meme compilation from majin carp thank you shout out thank you for your contribution man we love you let me go ahead and mute the muted yo blue blue v blue v with the five set what picture should i paint i don't know man like but it gotta be a fire picture if you're gonna paint a picture and you're gonna put it in a museum bro it's gotta be like i don't know it's gotta be a fire it's gotta be a good one right it's got to be fire it's just got to be fire okay all right uh let's let's go ahead and uh start this you're coming back and you get and you're getting that vip but i think this is the first vip i've ever given out that is the first vip i've ever given out so you can be remembered like that's that's definitely vip status bro it's got to be if there would be anything that would be warranting a vip it's that caleb margin cart vip status did my [ __ ] say first vip i'm ever giving up wait i gave wait who did i give him i'm honestly with y'all who'd i get vip i'm not surprised you feel me wait you were you were the first vip oh [ __ ] i didn't know you're a mod how are you how did you get vip i don't you're a mod like i don't get it bro i forgot man i forgot bro did my [ __ ] say first vip i'm ever giving up [Music] bro i got bad memory i'm honestly honestly not he was a vip before he had mod how did that happen going out to eat with your girlfriend be like this [Music] so you're just going is be on your phone the whole time [Music] no see look this is the thing chad me me and danielle are at a point in our relationship where like we can just be comfortable around each other like we don't got to be just talking or like looking and like looking at each other's eyes and doing all this [ __ ] bro we've been together so long where we're honestly we're just comfortable around each other so it don't gotta be we don't gotta be in these like they don't gotta be in those weird-ass situations we could just literally just vibe you know she could be on her phone i could be on my phone and then you know we eat we could talk that like even when we're chilling in the bedroom and she like she's watching something i'm watching something on my phone i got my headphones like we just around like being around each other just you know we just comfortable [ __ ] and [ __ ] but that [ __ ] that's just awkward i don't know i don't know how to be on like you know first dates and all that [ __ ] if y'all [ __ ] still gotta do that [ __ ] uh why airpods wait why yo earpods pulling me over wait how is it no how is that how is that lighting up though it's kind of cool all right this one's going to be a little harder tell me your favorite nba player without mentioning their name tell me your favorite nba player bro i wish like read it first bro read it first because i read it for no reason then without mentioning that player's name and i'm gonna try to guess it well moving around wow that is so are we really doing this is it not too soon bro is it not too soon like what the [ __ ] around it makes you look like you have an android with it glitching you should try it yourself what we won't [ __ ] do is bully enjoy you like my back so i stopped making fun of my pet yo it's the random noises that be popping up there's the random noises that literally be popping up this is so [ __ ] up man who is bullying jesus like my back so i stopped making fun of my pain i could see what you think this is funny but this is brilliant this is harassment hey everybody yo facts what the [ __ ] what my sister vibing [Music] i thought that was going somewhere else bro christmas in the 1800s was like nothing worse than waking up to this i ain't never had it like that back where it was like i refused to believe people find this attractive oh that the person who rejected you like harry styles probably it's okay got the whole class what's about to say brother like what got the whole bro wait harry styles who did that [ __ ] uh it was triple h right he just does that as things are kelly uh 2002 they saw kelly and i just need to confess some things [Music] i am attracted to very young girls i have multiple young women living in my residence as we speak hello man hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up this [ __ ] here bro this [ __ ] here bro yo [Music] this [ __ ] here hold up i gotta fast [Music] forward [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] i just bro i'm sorry but that [ __ ] is hard bro that [ __ ] is hard man he right though you know you're right though i got a leah pregnant when she was 15. i have peed on women on camera breaking news it appears that singer r kelly has been having inappropriate relationships over the last decade with underage women wait what did you just say black people yo this dude is so [ __ ] funny bro he's so [ __ ] funny man come on totally come play with a real rockstar yeah oh [ __ ] guys [Music] what men are really doing when you call asking for favors bro i really hope i could post this video not because the [ __ ] the [ __ ] r kelly songs [ __ ] copyrighted and some or some [ __ ] you can stop by walmart real quick and grab me or something the recording babe babe i won't be thinking this but like bro when i say i'm about to go do something and they'll ask me like if i can go get bro sometimes i'll be in the house and they ask me if i can just go get something from the store like brother i feel like going out and i didn't want to go out to go do all this like sometimes i'll be trying to just go to my mom's house pick up something and then come back home and you're like can you stop by the store and get this that third up bro i just wanted to go i just want to go pick something up okay thank you [Music] yo you lost bro he's still killing you yes sir yes sir yes sir oh my god yo what girl i feel bad for the bed that lap what girl i'm so bad for the bed [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up you put fans home when unk here yo stimmy came in maybe bar 20 out to the mall y'all am i the only one that didn't know that you could rush the capital and not get shot yes sir yes sir hey where my two thousand dollar steamy [ __ ] on a loose shoulder chill bro oh my god give me some chips bro you know let's not real quick yes sir stop playing with me bro it's not good it's gonna be the best way which is in there it's gonna be the trash ones if you're a simple thinker this video is free that was good though those are good though are you a simple thinker yeah since we all know that oxygen is created by trees and water is sourced from the ocean where does gravity come from and why are we the only planet that has it wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait the water sourced from the ocean video is for you since we all know that oxygen is created by trees and water is sourced from the ocean where does gravity come from and why are we the only planet that has it what did she say we're the only planet that has gravity does she know what gravity like what gravity is you were late to lunch on april 20th 1999 [Music] i don't get that one i don't play minecraft columbine oh [Music] i think we all i think we all had somebody that went to our school that that did some [ __ ] like that or that did [ __ ] like that i realized it's the columbine shooting but i didn't i don't get the um i don't get the the the minecraft thing because i don't play minecraft like he was just picking up apples or something uh what what what you doing if he comes and stays at your crib without your permission by order of quartering of the quartering act oh is xp gotcha [Music] [Music] [ __ ] will watch they [ __ ] over and over again like bro you either like it or you don't what if you gonna post it oh [ __ ] that's what it sounds like when danielle be on tick tock bros just scrolling bro yes i get it thing but guess what the adults are here and it's time for you to go to bed go watch some cartoons go color inside the lines i don't care what you do but stay at a grown folks business oh come on man lost and those customs after seeing me for the thousandth time today okay baby you're hitting them corners for goddamn fast you need to slow this [ __ ] down you understand this [ __ ] me eating at cracker barrel while someone's baby is crying all right pictures that make you lose track of time for sure wait what [Music] wait did i admit [Music] wait what you need to slow this [ __ ] down [Music] all right pictures that make you lose track of time for sure all right pictures that make you i was like wait i just hear i just hear a baby crying bro i was like high key i thought the joke was gonna be something that he did i was so focused on him bro pictures that make you lose track of time that shows that bro nick is just childish bro because i didn't catch that uh pictures that make you lose track of time you lose track of time for sure whoa what time is it [Music] yo what time hmm you're hitting them corners goddamn facts [Music] all right pictures that make you lose track of time for sure what time is it that's funny auto air freshener spray bro literally right across like right across from this room that should go indivisible with liberty and justice oh god please [Music] oh [Music] manga reader cringe satire content your anime pin on your backpack and i had to ask are you new here oh that's the guy well hi i'm rain wait [Music] i can't touch you just yet what though hi i'm rain wait i can't touch you just yet what happened in volume 25 mike dragonia but you haven't read the manga yeah have you ever read any manga you're only watching anime you're beneath me how could i even talk to you this is how i imagine the people who be acting like there would be people in the comments that be talking like this or not talking like this but say [ __ ] like that in the comment section like unironically bro like i feel like that's literally how all these [ __ ] are like the [ __ ] would be like you watched uh you watched the duck instead of the sub how could that's dirty i feel like that's how these [ __ ] are in real life like they act like this like it's not that deep bro it's literally not that deep it has me how i watch some [ __ ] don't got nothing to do with how you watch some [ __ ] but [ __ ] be like oh duck oh like oh [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up you you a whole bit like how old are you bro you're only watching anime you're really watching duff i can't even talk to you smile more you guys got civil rights come on in we need you for a special project we're going urban and we need you to help us keep it all fabulous yeah can you keep it down a little bit the compton wizard doesn't like noise wow last one to the corner mom's like dick [ __ ] out here [ __ ] i ain't playing that [ __ ] with me i have a genuine question for all men oh here we go all sexually active men i should say when a woman tells you [Music] can i play can i play i have a genuine question for all men all sexually active men i should say when a woman tells you don't welcome to mcdonald's is that it how mcdonald rushes you in the drive drive through i i haven't started my order yet how could that be it i'm i'm ready to start okay okay let me get the number two is that it no i would like the number two with a sprite and is that it is sir is that it is that it is that it what drugs kylie was taking when she decided to get into a relationship with this man and have a child with him like don't give me moms for me he's cute and all but like do you he looks like a monkey like he looks like he almost whoa evolutionized became like you know like when a monkey became a man he looks like he almost got there what the [ __ ] okay what the [ __ ] [Music] why do hamburgers go to the gym to get better buns kill yourself why do hamburgers go to the gym to get better buns show yourself and then a pic of what you write oh my god bro show yourself and then a pic of what you ride i'm asleep bro she likes you like 15 or something bro have a seat there buddy got some hr complaints he like he looked like he like collects shoes like he got good shoes like he he get a lot of good shoes or something he's a shoe collector bro he sells shoes or something talking about him being black at work got some hr complaints that you're mean mugging everybody and you don't say good morning start work at 7 00 am hold on don't get all raising your voice just yo that was really [ __ ] racist bro i can't believe that that was so crazy this is a workplace not compton what i would just appreciate if you asked before you took my stuff oh man i voted for obama bro we're good i don't care who you voted for these these fit i mean martin luther king day was yesterday bro darn sunny not kidding relax slavery's over jamal i lock my keys just use your compton magic and break into this thing all right you may begin testing holy [Music] [ __ ] [Music] no matter how thirsty no matter how desperate i might be no way never be this down bad no way bro you are down horrible my stomach hurt i should let one rip oh my god has anybody seen the new jeep trucks they're so ugly [Applause] that's so disgusting that's so nasty bro don't do that [ __ ] to me bro you gotta fight you gotta fight somebody you gotta fight somebody bro [ __ ] so you did like it pull that dick on i'm not going to pull that dick out [Music] pull that [ __ ] dick out i'm not playing with you well i don't know what the next picture i'm going to post but if you follow me on instagram the next few things you might see me is some jordan it's some jordan floors bro them shits are so comfortable bro i got a couple pair what they are actually really comfortable hey [Music] [Music] there shooter i was only 26 when you took my life you left my daughter without a father and that ain't right you lost my mother what the [ __ ] is this no this one there is a guy i don't know he was posted on world star like a lot and it was always him like he was either get he got shot by the cops or he got gunned down by black people or some [ __ ] like that and he would turn it into a rap as a way to spread awareness and while he would like while it was a you know it was it was good and it was a nice gesture and it was like you know it was good for what he was doing with his music it came across corny to some people i'm not i'm not saying to me it was corny but to some people it was getting corny bro some people was getting corny and this [ __ ] was right there shooter i was only 26 when you took my life you left my daughter without a father and that ain't right you left my mother and father crying baby is gay okay what yeah this is him okay no can we go back to home girl does she really just look i don't even want to touch on the subject i don't want to touch on the subject man i don't want to touch on the subject yo austin thank you for the 25 man i lost my best friend i had my whole life recently and just wanted to give some appreciation for every for everything you've done for me hey austin i love you man i'm sorry for your loss bro but i'm glad i can make you you know you smile and laugh and uh dog i'm sorry but this gay baby thing is still in [ __ ] my head while i was like while i was talking to you yo is that even are you allowed to do that because like at that point you're kind of making the choice for yourself you're not you're not like it's it can't even decide that type of thing ah jeez man uh me finding my girl freshly used tampon in the trash can oh it's gonna be disgusting man yo austin love you bro oh my gosh bro what the [ __ ] that reminds me i got watermelon oh my god oh that [ __ ] gonna be busting what's up boy what's up dc mia wildin out [Music] dc bro dc on flight like that [ __ ] just gets yo i i don't know if i told you i think i did but me and danielle went to a comedy show and literally bro if you just walk past this man's vision this [ __ ] is roasting you on sight bro it don't matter what you doing who you are so i was glad i was like the way covet is they got like glass and there's people in front and then behind i was behind the glass so luckily like i was just i was just chilling bro when small streamers reach affiliate oh [ __ ] he got the sure mic too okay don't nobody talk to me directly you understand you got business with me you talked to huey he or you talk to me you got it all right it's a mind never on the phone you got it i got it all right and take them goddamn sunglasses off the god damn sunglasses yo listen if you want to talk to me talk to the mods you want to get to me talk to them as man don't talk to me don't call me directly or nothing listen to this song okay ew put it in why don't you put it on speaker i don't want people to hear it okay send me the link i'll listen to it when i get home just one song my ears is just so sensitive ever wondered what happens to donated blood that's expired follow proper procedures to dump it all in these toxic waste containers [Music] [Music] well new york times keeps saying how important it is that we get the vaccine out to seniors yes me i think it's more important we get the vaccine out the senior readers okay a couple of mamacitas rita tanisha the the quandra freak-a-leek [Music] back in the day when you used to download the wrong version of a song for your [Music] [Music] it feet me oh my gosh the memories looks pretty good don't do that you dirty as hell you that's so [ __ ] up she was so happy about that and you took it from her that's not even funny girls be so sensitive stink yo dick little as [ __ ] um you just ugly as hell i don't even know why the [ __ ] i'm with you and that's why yo ass fat [Music] i'm literally shaking i'm literally shaking could you please turn off the light before we start the next film thank you he's gone again put out an amber alert why does he get to leave class early alright class let's be nice we don't make fun of classmates who aren't here to defend us all right guys i just got my brother the new ps5 as a surprise and there it is i set it up in his dorm room and we're going to try to get his reaction on camera what are you doing here oh i thought he was going walking with another girl bro i got you an early birthday good is that the ps4 no no oh my gosh [Music] no that's his sister there it is i set it up in his dorm room all right guys i just got my brother the new ps5 that's her brother and there it is oh my gosh look at his reaction but they obviously this is obviously fake bro it's absolutely fake i got you an early birthday he like grabs our ass and [ __ ] is that the ps4 no no oh shoot sir carlos sorry where's diaz bro what's up garrett how you doing man it's awesome feliz i'll be dog bro oh i was like four weeks ago almost but no kidding huh hey listen me and the fam we're going to cancun this summer do you have any relatives down there i like no [ __ ] family over there none they all live here actually oh [ __ ] the american dream yeah hey [ __ ] trump am i right oh yeah [ __ ] that guy that's why we're amigos bro that's true that's so cringy man that's so cringy bro waking your mom to sign your report card was like okay you learned my report card why the hell you ain't getting married yesterday cause i hmm all you gotta do is sound a little bobby i know what the damn dude i've been trying to report across for 50 damn yeah the way michelle obama got the food i'm feeling all this [ __ ] now if you don't gadget what but ours is this i'm not going to lie that would be a kind of fire set of like laying down and yeah y'all remember that i don't know if it was a real invention but it was like someone thought of it it was like goggles where you could put your phone in that way you could just lay down like in bed like this and then just watch whatever you're playing on your phone that is actually so convenient because one i i'm sick of having to like when i'm laying down i have to hold it like this bro or like the [ __ ] when it's just plugged in no not v it wasn't vr it was like someone literally put their phone in their thing like in in this helmet and was like laying back that [ __ ] wait hold on but yeah bro vr is a whole vr is a completely different thing bro well i don't know with vr if you can watch videos or if you is that strictly for playing games or can you pl can you watch videos but don't you that's not a whole isn't that technically like a console or something what comes with the vr is it just the helmet and the two little stick things that's eye cancer hey i remember seeing a sandwich and crime allowances don't laugh no offense i can't [ __ ] no big girl bro your mama barely even fit in a casket shut the [ __ ] up jack don't oh damn jack tell me how you know your boyfriend won't cheat on you yo what the [ __ ] okay for those who don't know let me put some context to this bro i was showing danielle um two girls one cup for the first time bro don't look that up if you don't know what the [ __ ] that is okay so you have to watch it and you cannot turn away okay oh i noticed i watched the feet i watched a little bit of it okay close your eyes are you serious oh my gosh you gotta watch it you gotta watch it listen to that that's [ __ ] audio bruh [Music] [Applause] it's damn near impossible for him to miss man and we'll be getting bro we'll be getting to we'll be getting to our goals soon bro we'll be getting to our goals soon and you will get unbanned you and caleb will get unbanned bro sometime bro it's gonna happen it's gonna happen we're gonna keep working towards our goal and uh yeah i appreciate i appreciate all the continued support bro shout out to the youtube people uh

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Length: 37min 16sec (2236 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 19 2021