i'm ugly and still dating the hottest girls in my school

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today i'm going to tell you how i the ugliest guy ever turned the two hottest girls of my school into my girlfriends it all started in 11th grade when i couldn't focus in class because the girls were too hot i think they competed for who could wear the least clothes without being expelled from school but unfortunately i was both poor and ugly my nickname was mr maggot and girls were disgusted by my acne i absolutely hated life until our school switched to an online grading system it took me less than four hours to bypass the firewall and gain administrator access to it suddenly i could change the grades of anyone in our school so i decided to give rocco four d's on his report card you see rocco was a big bully and one time i saw him telling his girlfriend i don't care what plans you had you will sleep at my house tonight ironically one week later it came out that he had cheated on her with another girl and they broke up anyway one day i saw molly the hottest girl at our school crying on the floor because she had failed her exam i knew i could rescue her and said hey do you want straight a's on your report card of course i do anything for good grades i pulled out my laptop and showed her that i had full access to the school's online grading system oh my god that's so cool i always knew you were smart and thank you so much for helping me out you were such a nice guy well i didn't say i'd do it for free oh so what do you want in return oh i had many things in mind but i was too shy to tell her the truth that i wanted her you see some guys are funny some guys are confident and i am the guy that gets you good grades i had a lot to offer what if i pay you 100 each month i don't want money but i will send you my address on facebook my parents aren't home tonight so you can come by anytime i am looking for something serious i turned around and left wondering if i had just made the biggest mistake of my life what if she told everyone that i the ugliest guy in our school had asked her out on a date oh i knew everyone would make fun of me for the rest of high school but right at eight o'clock in the evening molly came to my house dressed in a super hot outfit hey do you like the way i look i hope so because i spent three hours on makeup just for you wow this was the first time a girl had ever flirted with me we decided to watch a movie together and molly made me put my arm around her have you ever kissed a girl before i could respond she already went ahead and put her lips on mine it was absolutely awesome however the next day in school molly acted like i didn't exist was she too embarrassed to show herself with me i didn't like it and pulled her to the side saying let's make our relationship official oh please don't people wouldn't understand why i'm dating you they all think you are weird right but that will change once they know i'm dating you everyone will think i'm cool oh but you shouldn't care about what others think of you exactly from now on i do whatever i want and right now i want everyone to know that we are a couple so the next day we came into the classroom holding hands and everyone was shocked especially rocco he even asked molly why would you be with him is he extorting you no i think he's smart and funny that's why i love him so much oh it felt so good to see rocco get mad his small brain couldn't process that molly was more interested in me than him he came over and grabbed me by the scruff of the neck saying if i find out you were forcing molly to date you then i'm gonna end your pathetic life ha are you jealous what no i just care about molly's well-being don't lie you cheated on your ex-girlfriend you treat women like trash he took my pencil case and threw it across the room but i didn't mind i knew i had won this round and pulled molly on my lap to kiss her i just couldn't resist showing her off and provoking rocco but that was a mistake afterward he told everyone in school that he wanted to beat me up which meant i constantly had to hide from him i felt like a complete loser again well at least until molly told me i've spoke to rocco's girlfriend miranda today i asked her if she would dump him and date you instead if you got her straight a's on a report card and she said yes what was my girlfriend organizing me a second girlfriend it felt like a dream come true and the next day miranda came over to my home asking so you can get me straight a's sure and afterward you can get into any college you want miranda was gorgeous and i could tell that she was actually attracted to me i think it's because girls like powerful men and i had lots of power over her grades i gently pulled her in for a kiss and she absolutely loved it but then i had to interrupt her saying did you already break up with rocco no not yet i'm too afraid that he gets angry at me i told her to give me her phone then i took a selfie of us two kissing with our tongues touching and sent it to him this was the perfect revenge for everything he had ever done to me he responded with some verbal threats i can't repeat here on youtube but that wasn't all molly joined us and i took a group photo of them two kissing me on my cheeks i uploaded it to insta and knew that this photo would turn me into the coolest guy at our school but aren't you scared of rocko he will kick your ass for stealing his girlfriend but i didn't care i had more important things to focus on and when i got back to school all the guys wanted to know how i had gotten two girlfriends at the same time some of the cool guys even let me join their clique and promise to protect me against rocco but i gave rocco two f's on his report guard anyway so he failed the year and had to change schools meanwhile molly and miranda got straight a's they stayed my girlfriends until the end of high school afterward miranda moved to a different city but molly and i are still a couple today i mean i'm not the hottest guy but i know i'll get a good job after college and take good care of her i guess she's pretty lucky to have me as her boyfriend hey i'm janie and three years ago i started dating eric he's really good looking and works as an investment banker so he makes a lot of money i couldn't believe a guy like him wanted to date me after we went out a few times i wanted to go steady but then he told me that he wasn't interested in a long-term relationship because he wanted to focus on his career he said we could still see each other but it would never be anything serious that was the last thing i wanted to hear what was worse was that there were lots of girls around him at work and i knew they all wanted to steal him away from me that's why i decided to baby trap eric he knew i was on the pill so i stopped taking it without telling him and a few weeks later i was pregnant of course he was shocked when i told him the news but eric is very responsible so he stepped up and said we have to stay together for the kids that was the happiest day of my life do i feel bad for trapping him like that believe it or not i really do feel bad and i wouldn't recommend baby trapping your boyfriend to anyone but what would you prefer working a dead-end job you hate or staying home with your cute little boy while your ambitious boyfriend earns all the money it was a no-brainer well our son jacob is two years old now and i love being his mom he's always making me laugh with the cute little things he does but the best thing in my life is eric every day when he comes home from work he takes me into his arm and tells me how much he loves me he makes me feel like a princess in a disney movie do i deserve to be with him after i baby trapped him maybe not but i can't change the past and that's why i simply focus on being the best girlfriend i can i make sure he has a home-cooked meal when he comes back from work i take time to listen to his problems and our relationship is just amazing i think he might even propose to me soon what's even better is that i met his parents and they are really wealthy someday eric will inherit their money and he'll be able to retire early so we can travel the world together by now you might be thinking that i'm only with eric for his money and if he lost it all i would leave him but that's not true at all you see my family is the most important thing in my life i would never be happy if we weren't all together that's why i want to have a second child eric's a great dad and jacob would love a little brother or sister this time i talked to eric before coming off the pill at first he didn't want to but in the end he agreed because he knows it would make our family complete he trusts me and i trust him we are a team and that's how a relationship should be i still wish i hadn't baby trapped him because i will always feel guilty about it but i will never tell him what i did because i'm not gonna risk breaking up our family it's a heavy weight on my shoulders but i think i can bear it thank you for 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Length: 10min 3sec (603 seconds)
Published: Wed May 12 2021
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