I'm TERRIBLE At Shooter Games, So I Played ULTRAKILL... | Act II

so I played ultr kill a few weeks ago and got destroyed by Gabriel the boss of act one I wanted to redeem myself and overcome this fear of him by playing through Act 2 unaware of the trials that's awaited me so I invite you all now to join me as we travel through deserts oceans and labyrinths in hopes of proving once and for all that I can defeat the maniacal Angel and overcome my trauma if you want to see more videos like this please like And subscribe and without further Ado it's time to ultra kill wa I'm in Egypt [Music] we're making it into Egypt with this one boys how has it been like only a week and I'm already rusted I was abouted to be playing this game to get better at power world bosses and I'm even worse at this game than it was before what what what are you oh [ __ ] there's another one is it dead yep I'm still dreading the weer room oh hello these guys and another one of those F qus nice aim a Maurice [ __ ] off Pro Gamer Pro gamer Pro Gamer dead the whole oh no no I'm just randomly pressing buttons and hoping for the best and forgetting what I do 3 seconds later what's this yo now I get two that's sick oh my God double the coins still can't hit either of them oh no it's one of these [ __ ] you get rail gunned we're back in egyp mauce starts let's go first try I'm a first try Pro Gamer I missed hello Maurice no you're not Maurice you're Andro I'm assuming these two are going to come and fight me let me quickly get in some punches before they do punch them in the balls uh what do you do oh you do some weird gooping stuff sand Andre shall be known as sand do you know there are Gabriel and V1 body pillows it's that three macas mace [ __ ] went from Z to 100 in like three [ __ ] seconds where's my skull though puzzles my biggest weakness I don't know where the skull went oh he's back skull Brom is back oh what oh what the [ __ ] happened there hello goodbye there is going to be a big scary Mountain through though okay here we go I'm assuming something terrifying is coming yo hello sisan insurrectionist got an Insurrection oh we are so mature in this one okay let me try and heal from him OU same Strat as versus Gabriel maybe oh Bros coming in with a big rock ouch the plan being realistic when is anything I ever do part of the plan going to see if sees the secret Challenge on this level where it's it's mature Channel anyway while the stream is so I can say sweat words so I can just shout [ __ ] at this boss and he can't do anything to stop me oh never mind I didn't even need to use over heat till I hear balls you did hear balls kill the insurrectionist in under what the [ __ ] whoa I can light things up oh what the [ __ ] I need help oh you're not going to give me Health are you are you going to give me Health thank you you can just take away my health as well I a give of health and I may take his health away top 10 books number one The Very Hungry Caterpillar number two the gruff number three starving Marv he has that D and act oh I do have a d and Act One D for d wa it's a disco I'm stopping the Disco okay actually I'm going to put the Disco back on on this i' love it when I miss that's my favorite C by missing my attacks and [ __ ] dying why am I not Ultra gaming how do I become the ultra gamer then then I must need to be off [ __ ] I'll try not to die oh no it's okay I'll do it I'll get it this time just Maurice and I'm dead oh I remember when Gabriel was the worst of my worries I miss Gabriel okay dealt with exposed of destroyed I hate it when they go sick I mod like that hello oh he does coins I can do coins too [ __ ] never mind oh no [ __ ] it funny laser oh that worked wait can he counter my coins with coins go look like he just did this great John Ultra kill versus is Jeff Mega kill my Gabriel pcsd is setting in right now sh I was doing so well when he hit me how this game works isn't it start doing well and then you get hit and then you die and then you just stop doing well [ __ ] dead got oh um bye he's got a second oh [ __ ] okay this is sick it's fine it's fine okay this is literally just a battle of attrition though like I have to kill him before he kills me and he is getting pretty [ __ ] close to killing me [ __ ] there we go he's dead let's go okay and he's dead I'm spider oh [ __ ] I'm not Spider-Man I'm kind of Spiderman it's actually so fun doing this oh okay so if I that's so fun who oh what is this thing I what oh no it's on the water level hard damage doesn't let you heal past a certain point for a couple seconds you oh okay I get it oh it's one of you oh I remember them I don't I don't like them but I remember them yeah I'm honestly not a fan of that I'm probably going to switch it P to just the regular Gabe's [ __ ] brutal so after him like the game doesn't feel easy but relative ly speaking it's like it's not as bad this is definitely way harder than anything in at one was levelwise but boss wise nothing compares to Gabe why don't I just do I was about to say why don't I just do that so I don't have to aim and then [ __ ] it up I'm going to try and do AO Str it yeah it worked I'm starting to believe the power of John Ultra kill okay let me deal with Big Barry over here nice aim on me let me try this holy [ __ ] that work glass I don't know how I beat the glass it's not breaking I had no idea that the Gabriel statue could be broken I just wanted to shoot it cuz I've got Gabriel PTSD at this point oh something what the [ __ ] whoa this did this Titanic did not sink it Rose H yes like rose from the Titanic which sank in the movie oh [ __ ] hello hello I was not expecting a boss fight I'm not going to Li yes nail gun my beloved means I never have to aim every success story has to start with somebody missing their shot which is how it is okay now oh here we go oh wait what's the blue skeleton oh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] it we're using the big one yes there we go big damage come on he's one hit he's one hit yes by the way you could have just paid him and he'd let you go how did I how do I pay him I'm on the boat act two has a total of two levels and two boss fights left so I'm assuming one of those boss fights is going to be like G levels yes I'm doing John Ultra killing oh this day just keeps getting better and better let me just miss yep that was the plan I planned on missing but a [ __ ] off my race that's not the time there will be no economic stability in this layer of Hell Gabriel Jona this game is just trying to give me Gabriel PSD mace where are you so cool I why have I not been using this gun [ __ ] I [ __ ] I forgot about him oh yo it worked [ __ ] I died [ __ ] off [ __ ] goodbye [ __ ] so it's you you're the fle knle who broke my tle last Andre's still angry Andre I like your gun oh thank you [ __ ] so if I I know I Y that's so cool are we Rocket Boys up in here [ __ ] you Gabriel oh Maurice why are you so clingy oh what the [ __ ] it's the shadow man die die he's not dead yet [ __ ] Maurice of course it was you and isn't not you these days Maurice you are the cause of all of my financial hopes and dreams and issues I don't even know what that means I'm got to be honest Maurice has done terrible things to terrible people tip of the day ow this can't be good I'm oh [Music] [ __ ] oh he's gone again bye oh hello don't hit me please [ __ ] Spiderman baby oh he is not happy with me [ __ ] don't sugarcoat no gun magnet track oh that is oh yeah I H oh my God that's sick oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] up where the [ __ ] did I go coming in h I'm on him I'm on him yes and I got the heal I got heal back he should be dead right yeah I did it that was sck whoa die Jake sword lifei beats the torture Heretics to this song Is My Jam but [ __ ] all right F to you Maurice you do in the studio well the problem is Gabriel the moment you start strategizing is when you lose I know you're here oh somebody's talking wait was that Gabriel this whole stream is just me trying to recover from my Gabriel PTSD I will overcome the terror that Gabriel has struck in my soul ex this bit is not my least favorite but apart from G pure Terrace seeps into his when he HS Gabriel you hate Gabriel you'll hate this next B why can I just hit him from here oh wow I actually oh never mind that that didn't last long oh [ __ ] that did not last long at all you've got to be in the right frame of mind to have a meeting with Gabriel I'm not in that frame of mind right now meet Gabriel see one hideous match time mind here we go the final level I I pray to Gabriel that it's not Gabriel in the cut scene that played after I beat Gabriel last time it said that he was a heretic and this is the flaw of heresy you've taken everything from me machine and now All That Remains is perfect hatred machine I will cut you down break you apart spay the gore of your profane form across the Stars I will grind you down until the very smarts try for Mercy my hands shall relish ending you here and now Gabriel the apostate of hate [ __ ] hell why is he so strong okay [ __ ] this is nothing like last time Gabriel the prostate of hate die you prostate monster you fool I know your move set from last time Dash [ __ ] that doesn't work anymore okay [ __ ] this feels like the same move set as last time just more Mobility oh I hate his voice I hate his voice [ __ ] Rusty machine am I or are you just got an unfair [ __ ] upgrade cuz I think that one's more likly [ __ ] okay some trick really is to just stay [Music] grounded [ __ ] okay so I've got to slide I've got to stay grounded I've got to keep Cal I've got to hit him [ __ ] hard he really is just the god of [ __ ] isn't it I figured it out I figured it out fight me you [ __ ] [ __ ] I've lost this round but I'm [ __ ] getting it yes get [ __ ] oh [ __ ] now I'm the one getting [ __ ] y just slide under him please stop insulting me Gabriel it really hurts my feelings balls only hold me back when they get punched I just [ __ ] punched him [ __ ] so close I'm so [ __ ] close that sounds really dodgy what I did it Gabriel that's you not invited to my birthday party you [ __ ] not only did I beat Gabriel a second time I showed him who the [ __ ] boss is and I've overcome my Gabriel PTSD and with that we have beat act two only eight restarts as well the cut scene oh [ __ ] I'll go back then wait no [ __ ] was do I not see it at all now just do it again [ __ ] it [ __ ] it we B get the ch shot this [ __ ] there we go he's dead again holy [ __ ] that's [Music] cool that is [ __ ] cool to be continued in act three

Channel: maybeCrow

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Keywords: ultrakill, gaming, funny, fps, shooter, platformer, adventure, story, letsplay, lets play, walkthrough, walk through, playthrough, play through, ultra, kill, ultra kill, gianni matragrano, gianni, maybe, crow, maybecrow, game, difficult

Id: WFL3pTJiwLA

Length: 15min 45sec (945 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 23 2024