I'm ATROCIOUS At ULTRAKILL, So I P-RANKED Act 2...

so in the last video I was able to PR rank act one and defeat minow's Prime this time the goal is to get through act two and finally make it to the Weezer room in P2 make sure you like And subscribe for more Ultra kill content and without further Ado it's time to ultra kill I speed run this [Music] [ __ ] God damn it okay so it's not that kind of video this time huh okay there we go [ __ ] hate these VES if you ask me there we go Bo oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay there we go now it's just these freckers oh piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss [ __ ] God damn it he was behind me all right attempt [ __ ] 83 [ __ ] I thought I parried it I'll get there in the end where's the [ __ ] where's the do oh there it is watch this [ __ ] NE oh [ __ ] I hate the street cleaners blank of course wait what [ __ ] did I miss him Point Blank that would be slightly embarrassing if I did so many [ __ ] bullets every piss from cyber grind as well that I cannot deal with like a lot of enemies in one G cuz there's just so much [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what killed me there see I feel like my strategy for everything is just try not to die which honestly has been working pretty well for me so far a [ __ ] no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] piss was it oh wait there's another R I did not know I could do that there we go there we go there we go Oh wait [ __ ] there's more of the level I've never even made it to part the level [ __ ] bro I swear to God if I throw now just someone new part the level I will [ __ ] cry oh no oh [ __ ] T I just got four no funny coin G funny rail nail gun whatever [ __ ] gun it is it's a gun and that's all that matters oh my God what oh hello Andre cuz I feel like if you close your mind to unique and interesting opportunities in life then you'll live a life that you may look back on and think wow I could have done so many more things like getting a laot see the problem is I'm like a three-year-old child whenever I learn a new Strat I just try to spam it everywhere which means now I'm just going to spam shotgun swapping on everything anyway have we done it yeah we've done it we are not making it out of Egypt with this one boy it is oh piss whoa the big boy boots have come on [ __ ] Ultra kill but I have brain Rock enemies covered in sand will not bleed enemies covered in blood will not sand [ __ ] a this [ __ ] game failure [ __ ] [ __ ] it's always the street cleaners no it's always the [ __ ] hole I don't want to go in the hole tonight [ __ ] [ __ ] your [ __ ] mom I feel like surely there's oh oh that's so funny he's jumping for a dumping oh sick I didn't even know I could do that come on please [ __ ] see I'm shave I'm shaving seconds off oh [ __ ] me that was an actual throw come on shave off those seconds every [ __ ] little helps yes this Tesco do not question me Ultra doing your mom about to kill me yes [ __ ] bro I swear that was slower than last time jump into a cool teach him this level yes should we get a special guest fire white appearance so how do I beat this level you get good [ __ ] that's not that's not advice oh wait [ __ ] I forgot my controls wait who else has joined the voice chat oh [ __ ] I died straight away S Blaze achieving [ __ ] nothing since 1993 oh s on works so on these [ __ ] nuts enemies I'm beginning to ultra believe I don't know no I accidentally attached the magnet to the [ __ ] ser and now he's just got an all [ __ ] brutality wait surely if you're doing like uh multi-kill you could do something really op and just attach a [ __ ] magnet to your friend it just add source to the magnet it just turn your friend into a bayblade for the whole bro I just killed him with the Whiplash I love doing that I feel like Spider-Man yes come on come on come on come on come on come on come on yeah I did it hello [ __ ] you open thine doors oh what the [ __ ] bro just ominously lurking down there what's down here oh [ __ ] I got distracted wait I'm on one Health what the [ __ ] [ __ ] here [ __ ] I got a shotgun to walk you never mind [ __ ] disco disco these nuts [ __ ] off thank you that was very kind of you to [ __ ] my [ __ ] in the [ __ ] hole right in the [ __ ] hole you there be my health supplement [ __ ] don't run away you [ __ ] thank you Ultra kill roll the credits Street peers you [ __ ] [ __ ] you didn't even give me a chance to escape okay now we just spin around and Ultra ground oh that was uh easy why was that so easy that time hello V2 that l wait holy [ __ ] V2 come back [ __ ] [ __ ] damn I did so much of his health in one go though I genuinely nearly just [ __ ] annihilated him on the first try though Frank you're coming with us my friend never mind goodbye Frank thing is though getting Style on him is going to be [ __ ] penis in my bum hole that's what it's going to be be oh come on VTO the stream ends when you end just kidding because I'm going to beat you in like [ __ ] record time and now we just [ __ ] no okay where's he going come back [ __ ] you're not getting away this time oh [ __ ] that okay that didn't really work [ __ ] yeah it's like Gabriel you can use called strategies right you can like you know analyze his move set Dash away [ __ ] like that V2 no it's genuinely it's just get good at the game or [ __ ] die like that's literally it to do this come on [ __ ] [ __ ] V2 baby come on yes let's [ __ ] go I did that so fast what the [ __ ] the only thing about water that makes it a little bit problematic is like uh um something oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no [ __ ] I went into the wrong room the Breer room I call it because it's not really the weer room but it's Bears some resemblance to a certain Wheezy Jeezy uh [ __ ] or [ __ ] Mor stood Mara it's like what I couldn't [ __ ] move what the [ __ ] [ __ ] Maurice oh Maurice Maurice Maurice Mor I should write a book holy [ __ ] what did I put in a book though probably words and letters yes what about no why did I do that oh [ __ ] he's in the [ __ ] wall what am I meant to do it [ __ ] reesing enemies is why I do what I do and you're probably wondering what do I I do um I talk [ __ ] while playing Ultra kill that's what I do [ __ ] I'm so good at the game man oh [ __ ] off [ __ ] off street cleaner I am not dealing with your [ __ ] today bro street cleaner is a little piss pants boy oh [ __ ] oh that was sick you can Parry that yeah liter I'm [ __ ] 15 seconds oh yes I can run go go go go go yes cuz I am sucking balls right now okay that looks sick oh my God wait [ __ ] [ __ ] street cleaners always my streets don't need cleaning today [ __ ] [ __ ] we going out the sea right V1 is Jesus confirmed [ __ ] I really just got got [ __ ] bowled by cus bro I'm not about to get killed by [ __ ] Immortal filth where's he I don't know why I'm losing so hard to just two men balling ah [ __ ] angry [ __ ] angry they're both angry I'm dealing with two oh he's dead like the the seat for that's never happening wa I just set an enemy on fire the fire fire St confirm that's the point what do you guys think of the uh the [ __ ] yeah what do you guys think of [ __ ] do you like [ __ ] oh I need to [ __ ] get a grip on my life I need to get an actual [ __ ] grip on my life street cleaner spicy spicy spicy spicy [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] fu [ __ ] sord trap sword trap SW trap get [ __ ] get [ __ ] yes because if there's something I know about America it's the godamn they love oil [ __ ] off [ __ ] off [ __ ] off mus okay he's um he's Immortal now fuckle chuckle nut what if the fairy man is just the missing the chuckle brother okay we're fine we're fine we are Gucci we are not Gucci I am not a brand [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] heal heal heal heal let him die yes he's dead he's dead he's dead he's dead no my time's out hey [ __ ] okay this time we can have no fuckups no errors zero watch this I'm so a [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] balls oh [ __ ] drinking problems the problem only starts no wait I [ __ ] up the the only problem is when it runs a [ __ ] my damage is so hard right now okay I've healed I've healed I've healed come on please don't [ __ ] it up just do not [ __ ] this up please for love of God okay oh [ __ ] set this up do that yes oh wait yeah [ __ ] finally it's time for boting sorry I wanted to do that really cool and I feel like I achieved that remember how this room took me so long last time yeah [ __ ] andrino Lopez that's his new name I do not want your West today oh you piss myself Andre you are an egregious man and I do not wish to communicate with you at the present moment maybe later on we can communicate but not yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] bollock out I died to a goddamn [ __ ] Soldier this Soldier can actually go [ __ ] itself see I H [ __ ] [ __ ] my gun wouldn't work just for clarification no I was not trying to [ __ ] Parry using knuckle blast then I was dealing with the filth before anyone goes czy I [ __ ] KN Blaster I try [ __ ] Parry with your face [ __ ] pleas oh [ __ ] street cleaners piss off man bro bro [ __ ] hell let me move uh there should be AAR y [ __ ] you clearly don't own an air fryer oh my [ __ ] God I hate air frers here's the thing about air frers right for some reason I a't going to [ __ ] pause for this because serious right air fryers just appeared out of nowhere nobody [ __ ] knew what an air fryer was and then within the span of a couple of a couple of months everyone had a [ __ ] air fryer and everyone who has an air fryer always goes oh you should get an air fryer they're great and they won't shut the [ __ ] up about air fryers so I have got an absolute tin foil hat theory about air fryers right now okay when you get an air fryer I knew you said air fryer it releases funky air fryer waves into your brain that makes you not shut the [ __ ] up about air fryers and air fryers are going to take over the [ __ ] world anyway that's my theory on air Fri and why I hate them still don't know what an air fryer is though it's basically like a portable oven kind of thing I think that's the best way to describe it cuz it's not really a microwave such like it Cooks stuff like an oven does it's just smaller cheaper and more energy efficient why am I supporting the air fryers see I used to hate the S gun but now I can't stop using it I used to hate the S gun but now I can't stop using it s gum rely on it for everything you can s on these nuts you can so on the floor you can s on the wall like yeah sure I'm not good at the game but I P1 all I I what the [ __ ] am I on about I pissed on Min no that wasn't what I meant to say I ordered minnos to no I prepared th no um what is the point that I'm trying to make right now yeah oh it is I've done it nice easy that didn't that one didn't take too long it's only half an hour so I remember he's weak to lightning I remember if if you can get on top of him [ __ ] Okay so [ __ ] I was on top of him [ __ ] penised in my penis okay there we go he got hit by the Light ooh my star's going [ __ ] bro I keep missing this oh we're at s for start [ __ ] the time's only an a [ __ ] oh yes how did I not Parry a sing [ __ ] bollocks bro I was spamming F and not a single one parried oh I'm already on an S for style [ __ ] yeah s for he's nearly [Music] dead easy watch this yeah easy who hello I forgot how [ __ ] cool this layer is okay so this time I've got to remember to not destroy the [ __ ] Killers because last time I did and then I couldn't see [ __ ] never mind I've already taken out half of them uh Maurice dead Maurice found dead in a ditch experts say it was I'm not going to say that [ __ ] Bro already thinks he can land a charge at first try oh you want a [ __ ] bet you want a [ __ ] B God damn it hello [ __ ] bollock sack actual bollock sack very sweaty very hairy very unpleasant to look at where the [ __ ] did [ __ ] John buckery go Gabriel must have a really [ __ ] Strong Nose okay that one's down oh shitty shitty now it just this polite fell just kidding he's not oh [ __ ] I've dealt with the Hideous masses which is the hard part of this level oh why did I waste that uh I don't know but also counter argument I do know oh there's two of them it's a double un tandre hey [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] don't die do not die it's a single [ __ ] it's a single man it's it's one of the members of weea it's Brian Bell from weea there we go there we go there we go come on come on come on come on yes right here right is why I'm beating uh um what the [ __ ] do you call him um [ __ ] P2 in record time cuz there's a shortcut to him and I just didn't do it how the [ __ ] am I P I went the wrong way [Music] oh wow oh wow oh [ __ ] wow let's go let's [ __ ] go not a pissed that was such a good run I just did my first Gabriel attempt and nearly beat him first try oh I see what you mean by putting it higher up now I see what you mean wait what oh [ __ ] [ __ ] like where are your Vibes gab big Gab are you used to be scared of you G [ __ ] okay now watch this half his [ __ ] Health by gone yeah get [ __ ] I forg about that be real [ __ ] I got [ __ ] [ __ ] to be fair I've already got the Strat down it's just not making stupid mistakes uh Fu I [ __ ] up yeah I did yeah I [ __ ] that one really Gabriel you're [ __ ] I [ __ ] that up bro that would have been so good if I didn't [ __ ] it up but I did [ __ ] it up so um I don't know why I'm oh um yep that that's um that's done that was so anticlimax that was so anticlimactic you hours [ __ ] do not approach it do not let it look at you stay vigilant and most importantly have fun fun

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Id: oXrOf7IaZU4

Length: 21min 0sec (1260 seconds)

Published: Sat May 11 2024