I'm AWFUL At ULTRAKILL, So I CHALLENGED Minos Prime...

go go go go go go he do be projectile boosting see you later [ __ ] wait this isn't minow's Prime is what I know you're saying right now but let me take you through a little Adventure before you reach him and show you where this idea to PR rank the game and defeat minnows came from it all started with what just seen with me escaping from a big exploding robot affectionately known as Benjamin after that well uh just watch the video I'll speed it up a little bit as well for you though so you only get the best moments and make sure you subscribe for more of me being absolutely terrible at this game but without further Ado it's time to ultra kill now time for p rank so for p rank I've got to get s in everything [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] m [Music] it can't be fested by a [ __ ] full damage I am oiled and ready for Gabriel let's go finally hello gabrion and now we've reached Gabriel big gabber as some may call him and daddy as others May um since I'm sure you all want to see Gabriel here he is I shall Rend you apart I shall shove my fist up your [ __ ] ask Gabriel I've come to bargon you come to die [ __ ] and it's oh it's just beautiful it's just V1 saying your mom sucked me half through my jws and I love it m through my Geor there's another one it's just Gabriel going V1 look at this rat rent yeah I don't think you should say that it sounds like Steven hawy on stream who SE a h get [ __ ] coin blasted anyway we've had our fun so once again cu the [Music] music [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] a [Music] come on s s come on let's uh roll that one [Music] back [Music] [Music] [Music] okay come on let's go and with this all that was left to do was to kick minos's ass P one time down the spinal cord we go this thing is so hard to walk along like this is the hardest part of P1 I'm so going to regret saying that AR I well that'll come in handy ah flesh prison be go oh [ __ ] that's a lot is why am I only on one Health did he just heal fine one HP in a dream that's really damn it it's fine this will take me 4 minutes okay [ __ ] the weird eyes I'm just going to attack this [ __ ] get rid of the eyes ha I can smell you stop healing you bastard healing is not allowed here apart from me because I am V1 see your healing oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you Doodles my turn to heal [ __ ] oh wait he actually just went straight back up to full okay bro I'm doing like nothing to him what the [ __ ] like actually nothing like zero irony zero damage just pure nothingness a stop spawning your shitty eyes bro [ __ ] off you [ __ ] gangly eyes honestly gangly eyes is not a sentence I thought be coming out of my [ __ ] mouth today there's got to be a quick way to kill the eyes shortly and whatever that quick way is I don't [ __ ] know it [ __ ] get [ __ ] get [ __ ] hurry [ __ ] I was so close just Spam spam [ __ ] wait [ __ ] his eyes [ __ ] no no no no no no no no why am I [ __ ] throwing again somebody please explain that to me because the answer has not been found yet all right Mr fleshy prison got [ __ ] ooh penis and Bulls black hole is here he is present to today's meeting as one would expect oh [ __ ] that's a big thing come on get [ __ ] is he dead ha easy first try what's [Music] this what I who wait what ah free free gabri oh it's Gabriel th Reon wait and thy shallen do I at least get a I don't get a checkpoint do I I don't get a checkpoint do I justat of Steel oh [ __ ] my gratitude upon thee for my freedom but the cry this isn't good th kind have are not pun is death oh come on man really really oh [ __ ] hell Min C bro I've seen this guy in he's the he's the new Warframe isn't he oh he is fast he is [ __ ] hecking oh no I used the wrong one [ __ ] [ __ ] oh thank [ __ ] bro did not prepare thyself no I was about to say I'm going to be real he doesn't seem that like he doesn't seem as strong as Gabriel prepare thyself no wa o wow okay he is fast he is speeding where is he where is he where is he oh okay so he's got the AOE which is a little bit scary oh wow fck Jesus Louise is on a freezes oh wait it's too early to be laughing get parried get par you [ __ ] [ __ ] wow I have done like zero damage him what the [ __ ] oh wow useless wait a minute why am I okay I haven't been doing the one one trick that you want to do for every single boss now we asked the question why haven't I been doing that trick and the answer is because I [ __ ] forgot about it prepare th oh hello oh okay that wow okay that do [ __ ] why didn't that do [ __ ] ah [ __ ] I missed hello oh goodbye me no the red nose reinder Fu that was such [ __ ] coin allocation okay the trick is okay so with Gabriel I learned based on sound if I can do that for Minos and learn when I need to dodge wow what a [ __ ] cussy Min this huh am I right guys is min just a [ __ ] [ __ ] no I did the thingy and it didn't do the [ __ ] sit for S when he says die means he's going to kill you like bro I get you're pissed off about like being trapped or some [ __ ] in a fleshy prison but also why the [ __ ] you taking this out on me I just freed you and now you stop doing the die thingy just do okay look just do One Singular move yeah sure that one never mind that one doesn't work okay when he says die you jump when he says Crush yours when he says my end is now um wait he said Oh I thought he said my end is now I mean he's not wrong my end probably is O if he tells me to die one more time I'm going to report HP I'm judgement [ __ ] prepare thyself oh [ __ ] prepare thyself coin I'm going to say my moves as well cuz he's doing it and it sounds good how do I prepare myself like what am I preparing weak weak he judgement bro your projectiles don't do [ __ ] I am the [ __ ] master of har good that [ __ ] sorry why is the end now bro the end is not now the end die no thank you no no no no no no no no no no I'm so close to death no I Parry too early oh he [ __ ] die God damn it judgement see I'm trying to like do funny content and [ __ ] fight him at the same time and it's just not working like I'm pretty sure if I [ __ ] I'm pretty sure if I went silent I could kick his fat [ __ ] sty ass see here's the thing I want to try right huge tge yeah oh [ __ ] yeah that's right M you are [ __ ] useless okay so he has like little intervals where he just stops doing anything those are what I kind of want to use as my open it maybe the true Ultra kill [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no I'm [ __ ] damn it thy end is not now V end is up your [ __ ] ass [ __ ] damn it real talk though minow's kind of dummy thick isn't he man is cheek up to the max judge [ __ ] it's when I [ __ ] ah anyone remember when I was like I know I'm going to try and [ __ ] he rank him with only a fist imagine if I did that to myself [ __ ] he is spamming projectiles bro he really just woke up and said I'm going to [Music] try without coin gun just to see oh [ __ ] [ __ ] wait did I actually hit that oh I actually did as well prare myselfself oh wait [ __ ] I thought it was ready judgement I I I know how I meant to do it but I for some reason I just can't do it with enough but that's plus I get hit every time I uh rail point anyway so I just don't know if it's worth taking that damage come on he's nearly dead no no no no no no not like this not like this not like this not like this not like this not like this yes 8 HP in a Dream Baby get [ __ ] M those bro dying like the Ender [Music] Dragon I did it 67 attempts and that right there is how I beat minow's Prime thank you all so much for watching and if you want to see more videos like this please like And subscribe and without further Ado I will see you all in the next one

Channel: maybeCrow

Views: 1,675

Keywords: ultrakill, gaming, funny, fps, shooter, platformer, adventure, story, letsplay, lets play, walkthrough, walk through, playthrough, play through, ultra, kill, ultra kill, gianni matragrano, gianni, maybe, crow, maybecrow, game, difficult, minos, minos prime, prime, P-1, P1, P-Rank, P Rank, prank, challenge, hakita, stephan, weyte, stephan weyte

Id: 2j2W03NDmRI

Length: 16min 50sec (1010 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 06 2024