If I Break A Minecraft Law, I Do It IRL

I added real-life laws to Minecraft so say killing a villager could technically be considered if I break a law and get caught in the act by my friend and I have to break that law in real life if I could successfully break 100 laws without giving up or getting arrested in real life then I win look at that little rat what's my first law that I'm gonna break look at this this stupid little idiot watch I'm Coming For You Little Rock look at that police officer scum I'm gonna be breaking so many laws in front of you and you're not gonna be able to find it what's my first one your time starts now time starts now go go go go break a little ID what's the first law I have to break I'm so scared he's something simple we could get something easy for the first one you so it could be Penny laws that I could break if I go into someone's house what kind did he get I got a watch okay I have to murder someone Donny's coming down he's coming okay okay we have to think of a plan here how am I gonna murder someone and get away with it without dice the problem is too if I get caught doing something else saying I'm breaking and entering into someone's house one of these villagers then wait go on Make My Day pal come on die die is he doing something I can't see I got him I got him I did it yes look at this rat I'm watching you I did it get away get away get away there's no way okay it must have been theft he stole something he said theft no get out of here oh how was that not fifth he's such a liar you should get we get some distance from him at all times theft oh no okay he busted yeah I have an idea we just need to steal from the Villager but Donny's right there no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no stop I know he's so movie I know it there's more crops over here oh come here and do it oh I can still I can still hey Bill do it I can't see why we'll just steal a couple he's right there too did he see me what are you looking at done done assault assault nope face lying little route what hunting without a permit okay that's against the law we have we just have to hunt something literally anything it doesn't matter all right this next one I got it I promise you come on die die die die die die just die just die yes I got it I got it I got it I got it what it's been like one second oh Therese passing trespassing nope how am I this bad deforestation okay that this this should be easy this should be easy we have to we have to get one tree all right where's this little rat I got him now we may be able to just do this hold on he may have just lost him he went into the forest didn't he was he doing in there start from up here just in case he runs past because if he just sees wood floating then he'll he'll just guess and he'll have it look at the way he's looking at me we have time we have time I think we have time all right this time we got him I promise you guys I promise we have him this little rat is gonna regret ever going on the same server as me I'm the best police officer now baby he's getting too close he's getting too close he's getting too close Run This Way run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run don't hold the wood in your hand or else he'll see it do something please make my day I'm allowed to do bad police stuff I'm a corrupt cop no no no no no no no he doesn't see me he doesn't see me do you see it don't tell me you saw the wood there's one piece of wood floating look at it look at him oh my God he can see me he doesn't see me sneaky beaky there's no way one more log one more log yes where are you make my day you little rat done it has to be skinny dipping is he naked skinny dipping okay that was kind of a little I don't know what I was thinking how am I supposed to do this in real life if I lose oh my oh magically gets like murder then he has to commit murdered wait will I go to jail too I'm in England there's no jail here and he's right over there he doesn't see me he doesn't see me he's on the hill not wipe your butt wasn't crying this guy would have been in jail months ago come on quick get in Get Him Oh lyrics this is assault oh my God he's gonna be an assault this is it I can see I watch him do it where is he where is he where's this little assault he's not committing a pepper he's committing assault no okay guys guys I did it okay well he said that it was definitely assault I win right I'm gonna call his bluff I don't think he actually saw me this stupid little lying rat dude we just saw it we just saw him come he's lying he's lying he just guessed he said he saw that's a lie that's a lie I'm above the law this guy's rats right there I Goblin and I assault I govern and I assault oh my God see treasure hunting okay it's illegal to see treasure hunt unless it's past three miles so it's illegal if it's before three miles away from Shore is he going okay it's gonna be something ocean related oh there's drones that's not good I tried it ah where are you all I see is blue man what is this maybe Johnny will pass me and I could go swim over there and grab whatever's in that chest over there is this one skinny it might be oh there he is study going to the chest he's drowning a crime are you not allowed to drown no no no no no I don't think he sees me I think we're good I I think we're ready oh snap nah I cannot do that I want this guy to go to jail for life no joke you go away four times with this type of crime technically be an international crime where'd he go okay we go around we lost I think we actually lost him this time we could get this we could so get this Little Rock I have an idea we could place this oh there he is I see him place that boat okay we grab this chest boom we stole it we stole it making a boat is that illegal I don't know hey leave leave leave everything's illegal in America how am I supposed to know there's no way he's committed something right there's no way done illegal fishing I don't know illegal fishing yes oh my God oh my God I hate this stupid little idiot handling a salmon in suspicious circumstances that's actually illegal it's genuinely a real law that's what it should be easy this one should be so easy to do should have had another crime now okay this next one if we don't game I I'll quit YouTube here we go I found something where did he go how did I lose it this is such an idiot idiot okay we got it now we just have to handle it suspiciously how do I handle it suspiciously he's got to be close there's no way he's letting me get this far away it's gonna be a stupid crime I know it's gonna be like sucking on the phone Bush or something that's illegal right there he is I know I know I know there he is suck on the phone bushes and suck on the mushrooms as well whatever you call them assault you again behind you I handle it suspiciously how is this part of what you just kiss me or something I could smash your face so I can smash your face I literally put it in front of your face he said well obstruction of justice I don't know yeah play buddy get out played wait if I get into the boat with him how can you commit a crime if the office is right behind you 24 7. I'm just gonna stay by right behind him kidnapping officer no public and decency oh he's being ugly a crime this guy's definitely guilty wait so for those who don't know you have to go in public and you know take off your clothes I can't do that on video what's he gonna do come on I don't care I don't care whatever it is how bad it is he's doing it in real life I don't care I have a skin for this okay all I have to do is just re-log and it's already set up disconnect but he go he just disconnected where did he go load back in hello sir lock my skin wait he's back there he is I look look blur me blur me wait is him like leaving the server part of it I don't know okay cover back up cover back up there he is there he is and now we this guy can add our skin back on why does he keep leaving and joining running from the law I don't know too hard I have my skin back on let's go two arms want him to get arrested in real life is that too much sauce I'm so glad I don't have to do that in real life he said um running from the law I'm gonna I'm literally gonna stiff about dude I don't care whatever it is I'm doing it's just mad because he's losing I'm not I'm not doing any I'm not breaking into laws today in real life I'm gonna complete all 100 of these and not have to complete one in real life ride a horse under the influence so if he catches me riding a horse under the influence I have to do that in real life you're kidding me right now oh I just realized I have suspicious stew oh this is perfect hey we have an effect we have an effect get over get over get over get over I have jump boost what does it even mean just sell the horse how is that a bad thing what what just happened is why the horse is illegal let's go I had an effect while on that horse oh maybe he was doing something else to a horse what was he doing he was kissing or something oh I don't have to drink and get on a horse in real life let's go oh he said done yeah he was definitely doing some freaky stuff with that horse mating with a horse what the no no I don't know how he'd do that illegal solicitation um if I don't get this next one I promise you one thousand dollars to every person in the comment section you can go to jail for this you can go to jail for soliciting soliciting is when you just go up to someone's house and you're like knocking on their door make my day he doesn't even see that I'm this close to him watching is this considered soliciting if I go up to the store even though nobody's inside what about this one I see punching the doors he's not even just open the door why are you punching what's going on done done using a map to punch a door what is that where is he there he is I don't know what he's cool but it's like when they knock in the doors like uh and they say like hey do you want your windows cleaned and stuff I don't know how to spell it no oh is this the right word I don't know solicit solicitoring so I need to Google it I'm so confused solicitation oh okay see I was close solicitation wait did I get it right let's go thank you I lost okay guys there's a sign right there right there I don't want to do this I don't want to do it they're just not here imagine hello hey um I have these if you would like to buy them so it's a Minecraft B and I also have a Minecraft creeper if you like to buy either of them then you can definitely have them for sure they're gonna be like 25 bucks for this one 25 bucks for this one or we have a deal for is it because you're tall and you can't see the sign right there the one that was at the front this side they're like right here so these but I think I would be interested in buying Minecraft stuff um uh do you know how to read yeah yeah I know how to read but there is there's uh if you buy both of them I could give it to you for 30. if you would like to yeah yeah okay you too I'm not doing this anymore got the camera

Channel: Lynix

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Keywords: minecraft, minecraft laws, breaking minecraft laws, breaking laws, laws, breaking 100 minecraft laws in real life, minecraft laws real life, funny, pg, family friendly

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Length: 9min 59sec (599 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 26 2022