Break a Minecraft Law.. Do it IRL

this right here is every law you can break and I'm going to be breaking every single one of them in Minecraft one problem I'm going to be hunted by a policeman and if he catches me breaking any of these laws and he could prove I did it I have to break that same law in real life so if it catches me trying to commit murder then I have to murder someone will he catch me breaking a lot or will I get away watch to find out I have no idea where Dany is that is not good he's definitely just lurking in the shadows somewhere in this Village watching me yeah he's I see him but he doesn't see me okay first spin what love do I have to break in Minecraft bro what is the first one arson what is that Atlanta on arson now I have a foot and still in my hand I have no idea where Donnie is there's no way he doesn't know where I am officer Donny's on the job I won't do this in real life bro I'm not committing arson in real life I'm pretty sure that's like felony where is he going where is he running off to he's trying to run somewhere okay let's try to like hide behind the house let's like burn this yeah let's just break this isn't illegal to break grass I can go I can go to a park and just like grab some grass right you see oh my God what is he doing if he catches me bro I'm not committing arson in real life burn faster please he has to come out of the back of the house eventually and when the second he does we'll see what he's doing oh no no I don't know what he's doing can you see that what are you doing sir ponte's breaking stuff too much I said too much arson oh he has to come out the back of the house eventually come on show yourself oh yes I did it okay now he has to guess he just has to guess what he thinks I did he gets it right I have to do it in real life I'm not doing in real life because there's no possible way he saw it right I I didn't see him I didn't see Donnie once what do you think it was Buddy Boy okay I didn't see what he was doing stealing oh please be stealing if I have to catch this guy stealing in real life that'll be so funny stealing theft please stealing theft nope yes oh brother oh my god of course he's such a liar all right what do we get what do we get what do we get what are we doing what are we gonna break we are going to do okay public intoxication okay wait I just got a potion of nausea I need to get away from Donnie because he may see the potion in my hand okay maybe is it Jay wolkin he's running right now is he following me it might be jaywalking jaywalking would be hilarious there he is but then if he has to commit jaywalking in real life that's so boring we have a potion of nausea which we just have to drink and then we should get nausea right I think we don't even have jaywalking you can just cross the road wherever you want if a car crashes you I'm lucky where are you going man okay oh oh oh oh okay okay public intoxication baby oh wow okay whoa he's not gonna know Donny's not gonna know unless I keep calm unless I keep calm and I act normal if I act normal then he won't notice oh this is so bad this is so where's the idiot running to you he's trying to get what is he doing the drunk on a horse again can't see why is he moves this guy runs okay only the task is complete please and then he does this like what are you doing running the street line go where you need to go yes I did it okay cool cool no way he gets that right right like that one's a very very much a visual for me I just had to act normal ah I'm just gonna have to say jaywalking that's the only thing I saw him do he was walking weirds and jaywalking there's no way I can do this on YouTube bro that what would I do what what would I do in this scenario if he gets this right is that marijuana those are seeds bro that I've picked up forever ago this guy's lost his mind bro and the next one is skinny dipping oh no okay I just have to find a body of water I have a skin for this though I can't just wear this this would be atrocious man you guys would never let me live it down there has to be a body of water somewhere guys I don't know where he is where did this guy go he's hiding somewhere man we need to smell do we have some space we need to disconnect where he can't see us and put on a crazy skin okay all right body of water there's lava for some reason okay let's connect okay we just gotta hope that he's not near us and can see because I don't have armor on yep blur that out blur that out we're in the oh Lord again wait okay go go go go go go I'm I'm in the water complete the task where is he how much longer do I have to be in the water bro yes wait I'm not okay cool I'm in my normal skin now task is complete I didn't even see him commit anything what was that what kind of crime was that Donny what do you think I did terrorism what wait what what did he think what did he think I did dude what what do you mean terrorism oh my sorry typo no that counts I love another day whoa skinny dipping would have been horrible bro nah nah nah nah I won that it was Duncan oh my God I was joking I didn't know what else to put next up we get armed robbery I got armed robbery and now I have a bow in my hand and he's standing this is crazy imagine on YouTube I record myself robbing someone in real life what that is the CR wait no he's trying to he's trying to meet me on top of the mound I cannot hold this bow in my hand because that gives him such a big hint as to what I'm doing okay the only way I see this working is if we rob a villagers if he shoots a villager then we'll see he's gonna kill that villager no kill it man okay caught me the position of the weapon then I just saw it in his hand so what was it oh there he is there he is that little rat that little rat dude he's always lurking around he's always lurking around okay we're gonna go behind the tree give me everything you got now give me everything you're gonna give me all these now okay now that you're complying I'm stealing all your carrots sir theft on the robbery this is arm robbery he stealings from The Villages and he's holding a weapon I'm just minding my own business bro I'm not doing anything I'm not doing anything bro I'm just whoa Donny's right there we just need to steal all the rest of his carrots bro come on that that 100 counts as an armed robbery well did he kill a villager there was two villagers here he killed one it's more X butter this has got to be murder right where are you running to hey we're getting away we're actually getting away get me everything else now give me it all I'm stealing it see that you're gonna give me everything okay Donnie can't fully see this no way Donnie can bro task complete I'm actually the worst bro I'm actually the worst at this I'm horrible I'm gonna have to attempt to Rob someone real life I'm gonna have to do it an armed robbery he definitely saw me with a bow in my hand bro and then he probably saw that there was stuff missing what do you think I did huh I'm gonna do possession of an illegal weapon I saw the crossbow possession of an illegal weapon I saw the crossbow no no no no no no this is legal anybody can make a crossbow bro nope nope I'm not having that not having it anybody can have a crossbow but I used it illegally to Rob someone how was that wrong I saw her in his hand I saw it in your hand yeah it's in my hand but that's not what I did that's not what I did yeah that's what I saw that's what he had next one we have is littering okay well that was not that bad right I mean that's that would just give me like cancels on Twitter I think I know much paper in my inventory how am I supposed to get rid of this in litter when Donny's right there what is he up to was he holding okay he's holding a spy glass okay that's fine what am I supposed to do in real life start throwing paper out the door that's just horrible Twitter would cancel me Twitter would actually just have my head they would destroy me Twitter would be more mad than the law probably all right now if I got caught doing it I'm not trying to go do this in real life and just start throwing thousands of pieces of paper out the window that would be horrible okay let's just let's just go go go go go go where did he go oh okay I got rid of a good amount don't hold this in my hand and Donnie sees it dude that would be too bad bro I see him I see him he was up there what did he do up there I saw a goat jump maybe he's killing ghosts let's throw it down here as well he dropped an egg he threw eggs on the floor start throwing it where is he where is he where's he throw throw oh he's right there did you see that no he didn't he didn't he didn't wait he didn't see that no he did he did he did something I saw him put something here he saw it bro oh no he has to get it right still he has to get it right maybe he didn't see where I threw it exactly bro task complete okay I did it but does Donnie know will Donnie figure it out I think he saw me throw the paper bro I don't want to go litter okay so he killed a goat he buried something burying treasure and then he stole a chicken baby egg stealing an animal I don't know I don't egg's not an item they're stealing items and throwing on the floor literally I don't know what he's doing I'm just gonna stealing an animal stealing an animal what how is it that far off why dinosaur chicken eggs now you lost ah you lost again I'm actually winning this time okay next one here we go drum roll we get criminal negligence I just got criminal negligence and I just got a gun in Minecraft I see whoa in life that's crazy that is crazy that's real commitment to the video bro that is commitment to the video into the cause bro that's crazy how am I actually gonna do this criminal negligence okay I just looked it up and it says for criminal negligence I could just go shoot a gun say in the air and you're negligent because you're putting other people at risk okay that's criminal negligence he's running and he's holding something get away from me bro get away from me bro get away from me how does this guy keep joking me see holding our Spyglass still like a ball of alcohol so I have to put others in danger I don't know why you look like a you know just like he's holding a butt you see like it looks like a like a shutout okay I could just I just need to find a villager and shoot near them and that is Criminal negligence bro not hurting anyone necessarily I don't think I got you now you little rat keep running dude he's keeping up bro he thinks I'm not a parkour Pro I have a gun in Minecraft how am I supposed to do this in oh another Village okay perfect perfect if I can get there first and put other villagers at risk then I've completed it there's another Village please be a villager nearby and maybe even in a house if there's a villager in a house then we're good someone would be in their house go inside that house right now go in there yes okay okay go inside okay criminal negligence baby all right I'm out what is that noise that I hear from the village let me just commit murder I was a murder I heard gunshots from the village he has no idea he has no idea he didn't even hear it he didn't even hear it he has no idea he didn't even hear it bro yes let's go baby Danny what do you think he ping pong peeping Tom no there we go we got it right we got it right I'll give you another shot bro he's running the murder murder murder murder he says murder I shot a gun I'll give you another shot I heard gunshots murder is he gonna have to commit murder in real life if I'm right what does that mean how does that make any sense what's he gonna kill no no not the same thing criminal negligence and murder I mean I guess kind of at the same time but not you have to get it right bro oh my God he's such a liar you're lying liar no bro I'm not lying you think I'm gonna commit murder and not get away with it bro of course I am and the next one we have is a legal copyright that is what is it I okay I think I have an idea for this one I think so okay so we have to think of something that we could do that's against the law copyright wise but he has a book a grill I saw that what was the book and quill about what is that what's he doing with it okay we just need to get away I have an idea I have an idea we have a book and quill we are going to literally copy and paste the entire Shrek movie uh every single word that was said in the entire movie into a Minecraft book and then we're gonna Mass distribute it okay because uh then uh you know they could definitely take action against that because that would be very very illegal very very illegal to copy and paste things that are copyrighted so let's get away from Donnie bro the entire Shrek movie Once Upon a Time bro oh my okay Shrek and then we're gonna just copy it what's he doing he's AFK how long is this okay the end there we go copy now we're gonna go to Minecraft this is the look of a man who's run out of crimes what's the crime you're telling a book and quill what what crime could you be doing with writing he's writing he's writing something writing curse words in a book giving it to preschoolers I don't know bro there is a hundred pages of the entire Shrek movie and Donnie was standing right behind me bro there's no way he gets this right he cannot see that I have the entire Shrek movie in my hand bro now we just need to Illegal copyright we got it we illegally obtained the entire Shrek movie I'm gonna no I can't hit Donnie I can't hit Donnie because then I'm committing another crime I I have the book I'm just I just have to get away right oh yeah baby okay I have the entire Shrek moving I have a hundred Pages you just been writing the whole time you know what out of all the ones that he could get right this one is not that bad so I will hold it in my hand bro this whole time he's just been writing in his book I'm gonna win baby get right get it right and then I'll have to do it in real life what is it don't mess up I'm gonna win what do you think it was brother he said I don't know is that a guess what's illegal writing an illegal book no it is not oh my God I don't know what this is copy you paste in the Bible I don't know he said [Applause] I didn't mean it I didn't mean it this guy's really started to annoy me guys I swear to you he's so annoying next one is we got Captain America [Applause] what is this bro okay so I can't kill him but I gotta attempt to murder them and I have an a minigun I can't hold that bro is Donnie moving yet what is that bro he's keeping eyes everywhere oh that's cursed where is he oh my yo okay wait we could do oh oh we could try to kill the Golems we could try to kill the Golems bro and get you right now I get you right now you little rat oh my gosh do not hold the minigun in your hand while it is happening okay I 100 I'm not keeping my eyes off you for a second you gotta try to get away and not hold this minigun in our hand bro oh my okay remember we can see but I'm always gonna have my eyes locked in on him no matter where he's running I'm gonna be watching how are we gonna do this bro how are we gonna attempt to murder a Golem with a minigun without him realizing bro poach I'm not playing games no more this is the new age Donny if I get caught for attempted murder you're telling me I have to attempt to murder someone in real life bro this is the craziest and dumbest thing I've ever done in my entire life bro he's keeping up as well he's literally keeping bro get away from me right now I'm not attempting to murder someone in real life I feel stressed I feel stressed go go go go go go go go go go go go I can't get around from me it's he's figured out that I know how to chase him though they're right down here the Golem's right there we just have to do a little bit of damage to him hey gunshots are you good I'm gonna be back up back up back up back up wait we have to do attempted murder not also murder see you I see him I see him shooting your Golems killing a Golem it's murder he's doing but he's doing murder hey we shoot him he's holding a machine gun okay oh no way I saw you little rat oh my task complete bro test complete oh no dude no if he gets it right whichever one I had I have to do in real life bro no no no no no no no no there's no way there's no way he said I got you now wait no way he he's not serious he's not serious bro he did not catch me doing that I did that so stupidly what is wrong with me what is actually wrong with me I'm so dumb I'm so dumb it's like murder or attempting mode because I didn't I don't think it died murder slash attempting to murder only one does no way I get caught on attempting to murder someone he said which one so that means it's one of them you're gonna have to do this one IRL LMAO no wait no we said Buddha which one if he says attempted murder then he wins and I have to come I have to do that in real life if I want to win fine I'll go attempted attempted murder did I get it please attempted murder no no I got it what what no I got it how's he gonna commit attempted murder in real life how am I supposed to do this in real life there's a lot of ways to commit attempt to murder but my way is going to be tackling my unsuspecting victim with a bag over their head into a pool I'm gonna put something on your head I have a surprise for you okay okay it's a really good surprise what is this it's outside so that's why keep your eyes closed don't open them dude where what are you thinking uh just follow me okay I promise you it would be worth it now come over here are you good it's good you're scared yeah okay stand right here you take me outside

Channel: Lynix

Views: 1,189,947

Keywords: Minecraft, Break a Minecraft Law.. Do It IRL, bREAKING mINECRAFT lAWS, Breaking Laws, I Broke Minecraft Laws, Minecraft Laws, 100 Minecraft Laws

Id: -B_gP4KCOxE

Length: 18min 2sec (1082 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 18 2023