Idris Elba, Sophie Turner, & Tom Hardy Teach You the Best British Slang | Vanity Fair

welcome to a cube Okimoto jipang a scouser is somebody from liverpool yeah a Liverpudlian and Liverpudlian so the beetles are scousers my husband is a scouser and that's not offensive no no it's it we had to be sounds like it could no one is discussing with great pride okay yeah ting ting I mean I've heard people say painting I don't usually say painting myself and all have ever been called painting I think it's attractive in some way usually probably females but you know if someone said painting to me I guess I'd say thank you to dog's bollocks dog's bollocks or the Brit or the smaller version of the mutts nuts or the cat's pajamas or the hands rounds it's basically the best the best of the dog's bollocks why dogs testicles represent that I don't know but if you see a dog with a really good pair everyone does remarkable yeah because most dogs unfortunately dogs born Dooley's do you know what that is yes haven't the foggiest spawn Dooley's what do these is money oh the reason we make films Jay we make them mad we're glad Seemandhra is from Manchester or something they could use that in my chest at Manchester Manchester Scotland madri it means I was full of liquor I was full of juice and I was like I was having a great time I was at that peak always madly at man quit it's coach now that it seems a bit very dirty I obviously want ID I'm now gonna give you one coach I'm gonna give you a cut in front of everyone because it's better to show this rather than say it humming oh he's if someone's minging they're not attractive yeah oh you could say what a mingi what a mingi I like that baby oh he's such a menace he's such a mega God yourself go on you can do this it's a sign of encouragement not something you often get in Scotland balloon I assume it's no you'd be wrong a balloon is an idiot like see that guy there he's a balloon look at these two balloon oh I could do that penny spud do these balloons these two balloon certainly loves spondoolie brill it's brilliant notice I'm English now it's gone into - Jackson fit fit means you look good like your buff buff is another word for good now this is a this is a fun one you know because I was named sexiest man of the year and what you could say is it yourselfer is fit I would assume this is like a garbage can nope say you would to go into the countryside you might take these with you binoculars yes both on the British people are using binoculars so much that they need a shortened nickname for them yeah they love it so many are posh saying what binoculars six hours instead of the binocular it seems like an unnecessary it's nickname but okay yeah well there you go numb tea no tea means kind of what it sounds like someone who's a bit stupid but in a generally harmless way but pretty annoying way numpty can also up the ante in a violent predicament because if you call a very big person and I'm tea you are really pushing them to be fair if you call it a very big person any of their words on this list we can't be held responsible for the outcome wanker you're you know a guy well someone it's derived from masturbation and you can act like a wanker if you are doing something yeah you're behaving like a joke Barney yeah the name of my ex Barney like you're having a fight so let's have a Barney then they're having a proper Barney over there as in Judy as in she's great wait a second the modern-day youth say Dench as in Judi Dench and it means something's really great that is so cool that's like people in our country being like that's pretty straight we say youth youth the youth yeah you say Dench for you of dense barmy mental case there although cricket the world supporting the England team a known as the barmy army they dress up in silly costumes they are me bit of a lunatic what part of your Anatomy might be your Bucky your bomb yeah this is like very drunk very very drunk very very drunk something I know very little about jammie my dad uses this one a lot your jammy you're in luck you're really lucky and maybe it's just him or maybe everyone usually extends it as jammie Dodger we've got these little biscuits like cookie things in the UK do you have them in America maybe not and you know you don't know anything no it means a specific type of English tea which is kind of a blend of many leaves take the mickey taking the mickey was it abbreviated to take the me affectionate turtle be derogatory about something knob knob it's good not bin it yeah it's your penis you say our mean knob you know if you banged into a wall or don't be a knob don't be a knob if you think of all the penile epithets they all have different in is like if you're a prick then you're a prick get stupid but then if you're a knob you're you are stupid but less it's an affectionate kind of tone but it's nice if you're a bit of a knob like I'd say to you oh stop being a knob Henry and I wouldn't expect you to get offended but if I called you a dick then I'd be like I've been wrong because you know you're lovely man I'm sorry Her Majesty's pleasure making light of being in prison because you're in the jail's of Her Majesty so it's a conference ironic I guess buzzer to lock you up on the rez is one of my favorite expressions that I often get taking the piss out of the saying but it means on the town you're a freak what is that dork you know I guess Isabelle fashions that people think that I'm kind of in it it's kind of like getting affirmation and it comes from ain't it also isn't it so it's become in it it's obvious in it these modern-day London for I don't know if it that right it's a specific amount of money oh it's just me you know like a bag of cash an envelope of cash making please Road man is out making peace I swear our country has the best slang I just want to take a minute to say that spend a penny that comes from the fact that you used to have to put a 1 pence into the lavatory stalls in order to access them access them to do a number one or number two or if you're unlucky and number three yeah what is it if you do number 2 galas good words know what galas means for the one sale filipinas filler to walk okay James Michael gallis I rub-a-dub-dub John guy for a rub-a-dub-dub to the rub-a-dub-dub it's because rhyming slang for a pub I thought that was like a massage I mean if you asked for a rub-a-dub-dub in a massage parlor in England you might get it just it sounds a bit and that's it it is and I have a rubber adapter it's a bit of a Roger ring is when you need a good old rogering and that means you want to have some strong sexual relations sure body means that's brilliant it's wonderful in Scotland pretty much everybody is sarcastic all the time so there's a pretty good chance if you hear for your body they're actually telling you that you're in DIC which is pretty much what every other conversations going like my friend a few years ago said to me pigs arms I mean he said I just want to say jelly through all this success I love that you have me changed you're still a dick bag of months means a lot so can be like there's bag of Mane's and people in it it can get organic we drove up rather silly off go go go so this is the longest place name I believe in the world I think I knew that it's a small village in fact it's all it is is a real waster you know happy and now are you all as Welsh people required to memorize how to say that it's like passing your citizenship right exactly you have to learn how to do it and actually what it is is direction so let's all say it together sure plan fire foot finger close get a wind Robert at the city of go go go thank you very much for watching this hopefully this was somewhat useful thank you cheerio bye

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 09 2020