Kumail Nanjiani & Natalie Morales Teach You Urdu and Miami Spanish Slang | Vanity Fair

vodka are you greedy yeah you crazy tell me the truth hi I'm Natalie Morales hi I'm Kumail Nanjiani and we're from the new movie Stuber and I'll be teaching you or do slang and I'll be teaching you Miami slang why don't you start dolly yeah dolly darn it it's like you've probably heard people say this a lot okay yeah I haven't heard pitbull say very much he says this and he says mr. worldwide mr. 305 you know this means let's go Oh dolly come on let's go it's actual meaning is like hit it uh-huh dolly yeah yeah yeah say it chikna cheek knee yeah it means like an attractive person ah and the actual word like a hot chick now well you if that's redundant oh and it's a chick nut that and the actual word means sticky so you're saying someone's sticky interesting she's interesting because normally a person who's physically sticky would not be attractive but we value that better like you know Spanglish thing it's like it literally means like but like really it's like well you feel like I mean I guess Kumail is funny better like I'm a little funnier you know cut that out duck gun oh no I want you to say no okay what is it I want to try to say what you said done that's right okay right lose the fear in your eyes just throw it away doc hug okay yeah I mean it means someone who's stupid oh the actual word means lid like the lid of a box or something like that's all he is he's just a weasel I can't even the box I didn't even understand that until just now that's probably it he's not even the box is just the lid got it stupid we also really hate lids in Pakistan everything's topless all our boxes are a convertible except for the woman sure here what's this one Chango yeah do you know yeah it means like hit it no this is the Miami version of a chola oh it's a girl who who draws her eyebrows on with like a sharpie and has like brown lip liner and clear lip gloss and has big hoop earrings and it's like you know yeah yeah I love a chunk of what is this bohot allah yes that's right but Allah that means like something's awesome how's the food Oh hot Allah Baha means very and Allah means good I'm learning yeah the Madre that means of the mother it does technically mean that but the mother is like oh I said Ali mother day which is like there's no home for living it's just it's bad it's a bad situation but if I said like your car had had an accident and I'm like you're okay but how's the car yeah that's like it it got messed up I don't know why it's of mother I have no idea mothers are usually have this stuff together right I only know the first one topic banana that's right dopey banana that means excited what do you think it means I lost my hat how do you know that's not what it means that dopamine's hat are you joking dopamine's has it not dopey find another means putting a hat on someone but it really means that you're trying to fool someone like what how did you know that Toby was hell no I don't know it it reminded me of something that would be on a hat I don't know specifically trying to get away with pretty good hat which is very difficult yeah yeah very like dull sensitive right who's trying to put a hat on me I would be like trying to put a hat on me it's very obvious okay you probably know what that puppy children oh yeah there's something about Drake he wishes I think it started as like a way to define a hot guy but it'd be like a jigna yes but it became so used by people who thought they were hot guys that now papi chulo is like he thinks I'm wearing a poppy 200 it's look at papi chulo over here it's someone who thinks they're hot and how long ago was it a hot guy I think as long as I've been alive it didn't change in your lifetime there wasn't like hey by the way now we're using this okay no I think it's always sarcastic since I've been born okay yes okay like this one chill coddle chill cut Oh what do you think it means it means like calm down God all that is it does seem calm down it means like relaxed oh yeah yes but that is definitely an English word a person named kado no Cairo means like do it like just just do it this would be like what I like to do the chill do the chill I like do the gel we should start saying it do the chill yeah oh this is a great one what do you think this means what does who's here who's here mm-hmm that means someone whose shoes are way too big for their feet close very close it literally means dirty foot Oh foot yeah how do they get the head about that no no I don't speak Spanish that's great yeah yeah why are we really getting it but associa is a beloved term unfortunately women have to wear very uncomfortable shoes a lot of the time so but the sucia refers to usually only women because at the end of a long night when you're wearing heels if you dare to take your shoes off and walk around on the street or the hotel lobby and your feet get dirty so you're about the sucia the proper thing to do is to just suffer through the pain and never ever ever take off your shoes unless you are in your bed or in the shower Cuban people do not ever not have shoes on like even in your house you change into your house slippers your socks your your mom will scream at you if you're walking around barefoot you can get so many diseases according to my mom so just practices here means someone was that kind of a rebel no it's someone who's dirty okay if someone who's like gross and dirty like someone who walks around barefoot all the time I thought it was a positive no it's not a positive Oh metered whom Dianna what do you think that means say it to me in like the intent okay gotta believe me do ya visca are you busy are you crazy tell me the truth it needs someone who got really angry oh and who get means whom Jana means like going around so like their meter like just started going around oh it's literally meter meter means meter yes yeah their meter just went crazy yeah that too off the handle is that flew off the handle that's right they got angry Pechanga yeah not a casino what is it ah like making a bet on some clothes it's a it's a big Ranger party really mm-hmm that's my understanding and is it that you you're like I'm gonna throw up a Changa or is it something that happens like I thought it was gonna be something and then I turn into a Pechanga it could be both I think you would say like oh they're just having like a patch on go over there yeah I don't really use this a lot but I think that's what it yeah you're not like a big rave party person now okay fit high fit hair fit hair yeah it means like I think it means like something's good oh it's fit but that's also from English got it yeah you're fit thank you yeah this one's funny because this isn't working yachting said yeah yeah it seems a hit it means eating but from Miami this doesn't mean falling down it means you're dumb and you're doing nothing and you're just sitting there not paying attention eating Wow yeah that's a totally different meaning yeah yeah one more that I really love because it's where I come from okay lest I go Sarah last thought we set up let's go Sarah Miami is a is a imperfect grid of a city so it's all split into Northwest northeast Southwest southeast so las navas era is the southwest side of Miami it's a very Cuban ization of just saying Southwest you're like Sarah oh so it comes actually from the word Southwest how do we go Sarah Sarah yeah that's why I like it 305 represent mrs. worldwide five right here what is this yeah jeez damn look that was how you would say it is there someone that loves cheese no it's not someone who loves cheese so it means like that's the thing like oh yeah she's like yes it's like that I'm gonna start using it's like it's like saying like that's what I'm talking about but what's interesting I'll tell you real quick you know the term big cheese big cheese yeah it came from the British being in Pakistan in India because cheese means thing over there and we had a term called birdy cheese which means like this guy's a big deal Wow and they just took the word cheese and made it the English cheese and change the birdy which means big to big so big cheese comes from or do which is important do Burnie cheese yeah cheese yeah nope you wouldn't do that nah yeah cheese cheese yeah that's it good yeah yeah yeah Keith that's it yeah that's it that's it I've never heard this but I'm assuming that's it thank you for watching hope you learned something yeah I certainly did yeah cheese I would love to go to a lot I go Sarah you can come anytime

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 03 2019