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this is Darwin in this is Holland there is a big debate that Holland is better than Darwin today I'm gonna end it it's me I'm the best no I'm clearly not they are the best talent in England and that's why they're here playing for this trophy in a one million dollar prize money and I'm sahir what birthday will we see who is starting the match I mean you can't have a hundred million player on the bench right Darwin is not there he did jump on the bench but with the bench players surely Holland isn't starting he did start man bro he's huge and very cute up close I like him okay so Helen is starting but that one is not which means that Darwin is already behind me to Charlie he's worth 90 million now because of the rules we had stated before we're gonna give both a starting price of 100 million whoever loses one of the challenges we're doing goes down 10 million until we know who is the best and just as the match was about to start the worst happening no no it's not electric this completely changed our plans but I wasn't ready to give up on you guys there was only one thing to do hide our cameras and continue recording so the next thing we're going to be looking at is shots on target S I mean insane Striker oh yeah he doesn't know what to say Liverpool started dominating the match I don't know that's it that's whoever we need to shoot [Applause] I cannot celebrate at all yeah it was probably not the best idea to infiltrate a celebrity fund on City's side if I speak I am in big trouble what little did I know that it was gonna take a while to get a shot on target see is that when he's not playing I came up with an idea if Liverpool scores it adds 10 million to his price intimidating [Applause] okay score it Darwin who have gone up 10. that's cheating by the way why isn't she because she's not in the pitch but it's my video I make the rosary game Shrek Road 15 minutes in no Highland goal easy clap for Darwin they both have the same amount of goals but when Darwin comes in he scoring six oh why are you even saying Ireland's got twice the goals that would have is much better than him it depends because I'm on the pitch today so I increase the Analytics [Applause] the match is getting heated Liverpool chance that's a mad save Lucito can you do some things okay luisito was able to do that because that one is on the bench baby the tension around me is crazy I'm the only person talking here everybody is concentrated because he's the first trophy of the season okay now is the moment Salah wow sport which means the Highland loses 10 million [Applause] that's when I realized that I wasn't alone that's supposed to be city Side they used through red things Bengali it's in Spanish you know who did that balance minus 10 million oh Salah plus 10 million for that way it doesn't even make sense I think he's a bit Rich so right now Darwin's winning he's not even in the that's how good he is that's why he's worth so much maybe the game was a little bit rigged so I put things back to normal which was a terrible decision since Siri and Holland took control of the match oh my God if he scored then that would have been mad [Applause] KBB just had a chance [Applause] well that's a shot on target 10 million for Halloween it seems and just like that the first half had finished with Highland ahead of Darwin but we still have another half and all these challenges to complete the next challenge is time spent on the pitch right now Helen is in front as he started the match but I saw that we're warming up before so if he jumps on the second half he might have a chance to win this challenge you're gonna have Darwin is not coming so Highland has been in the beach for longer than him even if he can't see he won't have it on minutes so that miners stand for Darwin second half started very slow oh you need me Thailand is always outside I just don't get it when is Darwin gonna come on we need him to come on bro look at where we are yes we have to change the seats at half time because if not then we'll have kicked us out the game continued to be boring for 10 minutes until finally something happened we have two subs coming on Alvarez I think Highland might be coming out last is it gonna be happening just as my hopes were going down I saw something yes plus my game starts now and he had a chance right away that's already better than everything Tyler has done that we will score one at that point she was getting very frustrated and so was Holland but my new friend is still at the hopes in Holland you think Highlands would have scored a hat trick right after that Darwin nearly crossed his streams and that's when City started to take complete control over the game oh I just cannot believe Liverpool still win the game I was right about that by the way oh my God why do they have to speak bro look at this city chance [Applause] is that a goal outside or gold oh wait they're doing bar right now sadly the goal was given and the city fans went wild on top of that I had to pretend that I celebrated Now by now I don't know what the score is for either you might know yeah Highland was still ahead which means that then we had to score a goal win the trophy if he wanted to beat Holland we were starting to look very dangerous and I was starting to get nervous one thing that I didn't account for what happens if it goes to extra time maybe Highland comes off earlier and that when it stays until the end there is a chance but here Darrell was about to make a difference what's up no no sorry sorry no no no no it's not good no no I think the header brings him down 10 million let's be honest unless somebody touched it because they are checking for potential Hunters I will have scored that Header by the way the worst feather in the world how can I miss that he's doing if this is a penalty on the 80th minute that's gonna change the game completely I can't believe you've done this I say this Korea minus stand for Allen but then if it doesn't stay the same yeah I have to hide my excitement devastated me I can't believe it mate with that penalty one Daryl was getting closer to winning the debate thousand Canada if there is a thing about Darwin he said he can knows how to give head Liverpool were dominating the game by this point foreign [Applause] scores he'll win the challenge oh no [Applause] foreign the game was getting more and more intense with every touch [Applause] oh no diamond will score one and just like that Darwin's got a gold which leveled him up with Helen who couldn't score meaning Liverpool won the troll theme that we won the debate by 10 million and I got to show my new shirt with this final click here and watch that
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Length: 10min 8sec (608 seconds)
Published: Fri Oct 21 2022
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