I Used INSANE UPGRADES To Become Unpoppable

I'm just a peaceful little balloon trying to follow this path but there's an angry monkey over there named intern trying to kill me oh I'm so slow too okay I have that much money can you just pop me to get me out of my misery what do you mean how do I hold up by place down there we go what is that did you oh no I have to dodge air that shouldn't be too hard well hopefully it is but it's also kind any new things really soon here oh no no no I'm making it I'm going to make it so we have 20 rounds for me to survive and if I can do that I win oh that was close D everything is expensive yeah yeah yeah that was glued oh no you glued me it's okay no no no that really didn't work it didn't now I'm free and I'm clear and I can make it I can dodge the last of it oh oh I'm clear I'm clear I'm clear we're good oh the plane let me down so much ah it did but it didn't let me down and round one is completed now I now I have more money for other things right so I want some health I want some speed we can get abilities do this one and then yeah yeah yeah let's get some health going all right look at me intern my heart is black oh wow just like real life no no no you can't say that that's mean what do you got oh what is that now I finally have friends you have friends he looks kind of annoyed with you oh I think he's with you Pops no I don't like him get him get him get Budd you are a jerk okay we're good I just need to I need to regrow a little bit I wish I could pop you with my bare hands you don't have bare hands you have monkey Paws you Dingus make it in around the corner but then you have to cross my monkey again it's okay he smells bad so I'm going to try to go as fast as I can oh that's like a homing monkey oh he missed me how did you miss me you suck monkey come yes n Pop Some More You See That Trick dodged it oh oh he got you okay I going to stay over here for a half a second just getting way too comfortable in those Corners this is a nice area over here my balloon is like it's very pretty and we'll just regenerate one more time maybe one more time I can make it I can make it J you Jed you again you dumb monkey I am such oh that hurt run away run away get get why'd you stop you stopped oh that was satisfying another round victory for me let's open up shop again I want one more of these and another one of those and maybe another one of these and then I don't really want be cozy over here all right that looks good resume oh no I don't like what you put in there don't be suspicious be at least my monke can see you across all the lanes aha nope ow I got to hit again get him some more some more thankfully I upgraded my recharge a little bit I think oh you you did that was actually pretty quick this is dangerous now okay we got to time this roll yeah I sure hope so ready okay go oh yes no nope nope no come on some more some more I dodg it all oh my goodness all right one lesson we've learned is that the airplane is terrible and this it honestly is can I just can I just sell this anything I'm just going to sell the airplane Goodbye Oh no I don't want you to sell things the airplane was really good I don't even care I'm not scared of a monkey right now I'm scared of how expensive these are I know right I don't have very much cash I used it all on on regen right now okay okay but now I have that much all right this looking good we got a little more zoom zoom okay so monkey do that and then bom do this what did you do why did you get no I got a bomb I got a bomb oh no no I don't like that okay everything's fine everything's okay I just have to make it around this Big Pokey thing again SP oh yeah that was illegal I still have four Hearts remaining Oh no you're zebra level now yeah everyone knows that zebras are the natural enemy of monkeys you know what else is glue no yeah oh that that really didn't glue very hard no I told you zebras don't care about glue now the question is I can jump can I jump over that no you w suppos you w supposed to learn that I don't want to jump ze's can jump oh uhoh oh come on one more one more one more one more oh that was a good shot he sniped you all right we're going to hang out here until I become a zebra again no run away do it oh that bomb hit you directly I'm good though we're free we're free and clear so maybe I just need to upgrade this monkey I will let you upgrade your monkey oh and then can I upgrade this is he a pirate monkey he fire Lots ofs yes oh come on I need I need I need another thing right here in the corner no get out of my way no Bad Monkey surprise come on get him monkey he's right in front ofad monkey get bad bu ow oh we got you ah you missed come on and W just get that one run pop okay I'm doing all right doing all right I don't like this area again ow bad oh you shot your monkey with a bomp ow oh that one sniped you oh I got down to Pink that was close but close only counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades now there's something interesting I want to buy this one I don't know what it does but I just got it dear there's a lot of money says fortification three look at this this should hopefully work what is that now it's glue oh you're reinforced I reinforced myself that's stupid so these guys can't even attack me right yeah I'm invulnerable to them come on bomb do the thing ran out it ran out right in front of the bomb do I only get to use it once yes come on I think once per ra per wave yeah per wave per Rave uh-oh oh that's really bad the glue oh that's bad the glue oh Dodge duck dive re me yes oh Dingus Sil here is attacking this is good we're excellent I need money for better things okay let's get I don't even know what to get okay you know what Blue Monkey wasn't doing the most he was so you're just going to get sold you can't just it's so wrong of you no not at all and then where was where was the AHA right over here a friendly engineer oh he's going to make turrets now I sure hope so there's a turret uh-oh and he shooting at you oh be your ceramic already this is I got the wrong buttons up and you're reinforcing yep oh the turrets come on all the turrets do the things your turrets don't do anything oh no oh the bomb is working on that though oh the bomb popped a little bit nope it did hello hello turrets how are you today ow run away run away you're getting so arrogant it's not arrogant it's skill now what shall I get do I want to increase increas this one I feel like the answer is yes but it didn't change my balloon type I want to create a MOAB a MOAB Mo web all right supposing an ice monkey goes down right here oh no ow except he doesn't freeze as often as he should fortify you are fortifying at the stupidest times no it's the perfect time this is a skill oh Bad Monkey I can get I can get where is it you got a terrible Frost monkey over there he's doing his best but I got T shooter on this corner so you can't get cozy I am cozy oh no oh no no no no no no OHS okay we're good everything's fine everything's good okay time to upgrade this monkey then and then the bomb shooter as well probably uh-oh I don't like that big one it's okay I think I have this one under control your bomb shooter still misses how did you get a turn on the path that's cheating I did oh I did ha not sure how are you going to figure that out right explosion dinosaurs oh man that that fortification was the best $2,000 I've ever spent oh more things popping nah doesn't matter doesn't matter I'm just saving my pennies right now I'm saving all of my pennies up cuz I've got 10 rounds to go and I have a bad feeling about you I don't have a bad feeling about oh wow you're ice mon is terrible by the way all right let's try another bomb right here and then upgrade it right away he's freaking out oh but there's more explosions uh-oh yeah you're ice monkey I'm just going to tell you you can sell him he hasn't done anything all right more money for me and then bad bad bad badad bad bad bad bad bad bad badad bad badad bad bad bad bad bad yes yes yes that was so close yes oh okay okay okay okay toggle shop super speed so what happens if I upgrade the engineer what happens if I upgrade super speed mhm and then regular speed I really want to turn into a MOAB but he turn Oh no you're a MOAB I'm a MOAB all right we got not only am I a MOAB but I'm zooming now oh dear he's a fast Moab it gets even better though we won't tell you about it yet no no oh I can't jump anymore I can't jump okay good oh why do you jump balloons don't jump no they don't but they can ride air currents oh my goodness you can't even hit me right now I think I am hitting you no oh maybe it's just not doing it you know what speed boost oh that speed boost is terrible yeah it is that wasn't worth 2,000 but the fortification was come on more things explo ooh direct shot I'm okay though everything is going to be okay everything's okay everything's okay it's get through the Moab get through the Moab get through the Moab it's not even getting through the Moab oh oh he got through the Moab got through but right at the end all right you're being way too comfortable right at the beginning here are you putting something at the beginning here I sure am oh that's what is that one another engineer is the engineer is this what you've done with your life is just making Engineers everywhere well sure that's and another bomb that's going to be really hard to get through my dude I sure hope so it's so dangerous now I've had enough of your shinanigans I'm kind of getting stuck in the corners too oh good uhuh all right speed boost fortify and more things we're just zooming we're trying to zoom moabs are so slow and they're so big him up oh okay I see what you're putting down here jump it I got three of them okay can I make it through can I make it through no no no no that's no no no no no no no no no no okay okayo all right I gotta breathe oh time remaining we got we got to buy more things uh 2400 yep upgrade this I like that and then I'll save my money all right we zoom in we zoom in real good keep the jump go keeping the jumping keep the jump going turrets miss me bomb miss me oh it missed me missed me again okay oh oh mini explosions are getting you why do you have so many turrets now there's all the turrets and I think it's working I can see you getting hit a lot more I am going to speed boost you it o all the explosions doesn't matter I'm fortified in turn I am fortified get out of my way get out of my way I told you to get out of my way the fortifi get rid of the Fortified get out of my way I blow him up we got to zoom we're zooming we're zooming oh I'm getting stronger I am getting stronger oh my goodness that was terrible I'm just going to go take a leisurely stroll through here I'm missing just a little bit of money who don't I care about wait what you can't do that why not it's just that easy oh that didn't give as much as I hoped I told you you can't do that all right you know what I don't need this one either tell me what there it is there it is are you ready for this I don't think you're ready for this oh is it going to be a Super Monkey it's a Super Monkey all right we got to zoom past it man this speed boost is not good neither is super monkeys oh my sweet goodness I don't like super monkeys he is ripping me apart ow okay it wasn't as bad as I thought it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be come on at least get rid of the Moab I didn't even upgrade that round oh boy okay what do I get next I have 6,000 money I want more Moab can I turn into the next level of Moab is there another level of Moab I wouldn't have done it there I would have done it next to the Super Monkey see the Super Monkey can reach you it can but you're yeah whatever doesn't matter doesn't matter what you're the best balloon ever my balloon is still in perfect shape I don't know what you're talking about we're going to strafe through this if I'm perpendicular to it ow then I'm going to take less damage right is that the way this works not sure get out of my way bad intern you know maybe I just need more Engineers more Engineers I I remember last time we played when things don't work just hire more Engineers that's a good idea and then you leave your engineering job and you become a YouTuber because and then you play weird things like this yeah these guys suck at being Engineers you see time to work on their thing you want to see what I'm going to do this time I'm getting cocky right now I've only got four rounds to go and you have to kill me all four times we're going backwards we're going backwards I'm not even going to see what I see is it the glo's not even slowing you down what no no no tell you I'm the best monkey ever H stupid glue monkey I told you the glue monkeyy is in a bad position uh-oh but I think if you upgrade ow if you upgrade the glue monkey don't you become a like a acid monkey I don't remember I don't care about them in turn that's not nice that monkey has feelings too well his feelings don't matter if he can't blow you up or slow you down speed boosting man this is like when you you just dab on the haters is that still a thing probably not since like 2018 tell me how old you are without telling me how old you are hello how do you do fellow kids oh man I just waled through that all the way ooh okay let's try upgrading the Super Monkey let's try upgrading speed I became speed no do I want this I'm trying to figure out if I can oh yes oh no oh it's already broken though so that's okay look how cool he is I am a lot cooler if you're popped oh plasma monkey it don't matter don't matter when you got uhoh oh that do matter look it do not matter you're getting blown to Smither that's a big word for you smin it's got more than two syllables s of syllables what no way yeah all these okay it's starting to crack through I don't really think so oh just a center of explosions oh man this area is really rough over here come on oh you broke through my fortification yes yes it's working it'sing oh my goodness r b run oh I made it I made it okay I'm feeling better about that I'm feeling a lot better I am not um um yeah I got to go need more bombs bombs bombs are overpowered that's what I remember oh so was that Super Monkey with laser eyes yeah he is more bombs upgrade right away I'm trying to go as fast as my little Bloon Ken but he's got a case of the big Dums his hitbox got significantly larger it did larger and in charger okay all right all right the bombs oh this is such a bad area so dangerous oh yeah okay make it little friend make it little buddy you come on plasma monkey do the thing oh I made oh no oh no oh no get out of here go go go go go get him get go go go go go go go go go how they get you even less cuz I upgraded my man this is Round 19 we got two more to go we got speed I need it's slowing down right over here more cannons oh my sweet goodness come on little airplane come on come the red is get to the red get get to the blue get to the blue the J get to the jump jump a jump this is so dangerous dangerous come on all time here is inter this natural environment explosions explosions there is so many explosions there is okay but it's all right oh I did better this time how work get less I spent all my money on speed giving you less time to hit I have enough for one more yes I do I got enough for one more Moab hit points and then I have enough for another Super Monkey I have enough for oh boy more speed I need to wear you down at all points uhhuh especially the point where I'm using the fortification right right in turn yeah or at least you know before so you have less to work with no no no no no no okay oh no not a not a monkey here yes uh-oh you cracked me earlier this is level 22 this is the end coming back around coming back around all right speed Bo going expion all the expion zooming plasma monkey burst through uh uh uh I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good no no no yes yes yes yes yes dang ow look at this all I have to do is just walk through this little pain right here do you see that you see it oh don't you even I'm not even going to give you the satisfaction of me looking I'm going to spend time with my monkey friends hey little hey little engineer how are you today all they do is hurt me inside how are things happening over here Engineers you guys doing ow oh my goodness you see this all your super monkeys over there they're all fancy and junk and all I have to do is go right through here and I am the winner Victory is upon me that was fun I'd also like to thank all of my channel members and patrons including autod Dave Ben Dicky J Tedy hippus General Harris trenten CDO RIT La Warrior Keegan H zaro maxer ra BC engineer sarx Spencer T whiskey YH splatter saxs Doug rules bread dton SE cander D pton plays fussy badge link hillet Kyler J Nitro Nitro WK and Rainbow Dash

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Length: 19min 17sec (1157 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 23 2024