I Tried "Looksmaxxing"

this week I'm going to try out the various methods products and exercises that the looksmaxing community promotes to see if it actually has an impact on my appearance so let's see the results really quick before the video starts I just want to let you all know my comedy special keep busy is now available to purchase and own on my patreon you don't even need to be a member of my patreon to watch the special you can just purchase it with a couple clicks and wash it as many times as you want for the rest of your life thanks for the support I really appreciate it also there's a few tickets left for my shows in Arizona coming up very soon and I'm doing a HomeTown show in Hamilton Ontario tickets are available right now links in the description thank you so much enjoy the video folks it's a new year and now is it time to start setting some goals and aspirations for yet another trip around the Sun we've been circling that thing for years man it's probably super annoying I feel bad for the guy and I'm only assuming the son is a boy because it's not called the daughter whether you want to read more books this year or work out a way to never read a book ever again whatever it is there are tons of help healthy and productive methods to achieve your goals but obviously if you've seen my videos before we're not going to be talking about any of those methods today I think a common New Year's resolution is to take better care of yourself and in turn you'll look better and feel better which is great but I think in the Modern Age with a NeverEnding onslaught of information from non-reputable sources paired with the constant impulse to compare yourselves to other people who are only posting the positive aspects of their life and appearance it creates this sort of like Perfect Storm where people try to improve the way they look in the most harmful ways imaginable which brings us to today's topic looksmaxing if you've never heard of it before the most basic definition of looksmaxing is the physical Improvement of a person's face and or body according to an article in the New York Times the term looksmaxing has roots on incel message boards and the manosphere which heavily attribute romantic success to the perceived genetic advantages held by tall and muscular men so in short looks maxing is mostly done by insecure young men who are willing to try just about anything to improve their looks and like I said there are a ton of healthy proven ways to improve your health and appearance but a lot of the look maxing methods and ideologies are just straight up dangerous and this trend of looks maxing has exploded in the past year mainly due to Tik toks showcasing looks maxing methods as well as before and after shots of dudes on their look maxing Journey like this one here before after okay aside from the fact that it looks like an entirely different lens was used on the camera I think he just got angry before after here's another example of a before and after post before hair maxing skin care maxing shave maxing water maxing and sleep maxing Jesus man how many maxing are there I'd assume all of these fall under the umbrella of looks maxing but like what the hell man BR is maxing maxing let's see what he looks like after because he doesn't look that bad right now okay yeah I mean it's different lighting he shaved his face and he's making a different expression too sorry for being skeptical right off the bat it's just funny to me that all the looks maxing before and afters look like if you just put one of those handsome filters on face app on yourself and dude also the funny thing about this is like the looks maxing trend is the most popular with teenage boys AKA dudes who are currently going through puberty so it's like yeah man no you're starting to look different dude it's not look smack in it's nature dude my balls started hair maxing last night W but the people who engage in looks maxing they make some pretty bold claims there are people convinced that looks maxing can literally change the shape of your face I changed my face from this do that by using fre simple steps and you can do that too and gain a more chiseled and welldefined jawline and not just the shape like the way your eyes look literally change everything about your face with their various methods products and exercises and it's like why go through all of that when I could just pay a th000 gold to Gathol at the Ragged flagen underneath the city of rifton know what I mean sorry for gamer maxing I don't know dude to me the concept of looks maxing seems a little absurd but there's only one way to find out if it actually works so this week I'm going to try out the various methods products and exercises that the looksmaxing community promotes to see if it actually has an impact on my appearance and I know what you're all thinking you're thinking oh yeah good luck improving your face Curtis you're literally the epitome of male Beauty and I thank you for it thank you so much for saying that but believe it or not there are some parts of my face that that I would like to improve a little bit I think we all have that right I could just say we're all beautiful the way we are which is true but I don't want to be beautiful I just W to my face could use some improvements okay when I look back on videos from like 2019 my jawline went crazy dude the hell look at that thing that's why I couldn't grow any facial hair back then my jaw was like a freaking razor dude automatically cut any hair that was trying to grow so I'm genuinely going to try out these methods this week and see if it actually does anything but before I do that we need to learn about a few of these looks maxing techniques the number one thing that look maxers promote is a technique called meu and no meu isn't just repeatedly playing the last level of Pokémon Snap On N64 sorry for gamer maxing again so what is meing let's find out is a technique developed by Dr John Mew where you press the tongue against the pallet to improve facial structure and jawline how to Mew close your mouth place your bottom front teeth just behind your Upper Front Teeth flatten your tongue against the roof of the mouth move the tip of the tongue behind your teeth without touching hold for as long as you can or as long as you want to how muing elevates your overall look better facial appearance more muscular facial structure improved Prof profile look overall appeal improve photogenic qualities boosted lower face shape and alignment and I read a lot about me there's a lot of a conflicting opinions about it but WebMD says that there is no serious research that suggests meing can change the shape of your jawline or help with other issues experts say it's unlikely you'll see any permanent change but WebMD has also told me some pretty wildly untrue about my body over the years so I don't know if I can trust them I typed in tummy a one time on WebMD and I got a phone call that said at days so for the next week I am going to be mewing all day long to see if it has any impact on my facial structure funnily enough the last time I was at my dentist they actually recommended that I rest my tongue on the top of my mouth because I grind my teeth so much when I'm working so if my denst is watching this video they're probably kicking their feet right now also now that I think about it a lot of the looks maxing videos focus a lot on just taking good care of your teeth and making them really white and shiny and clean so I think dentists are like secret looks maxers this is a pick of me and my dentist by the way also dude the looksmaxing world has like so many phrases and terms that they use that I've had to ferociously Google over the past few days and one of the terms I use is mogging that word comes up a lot you'll probably see it in some Tik toks and stuff so I should explain it mogging is a verb it's like when you uh compare yourself to another man and you see them as uglier or weaker or just inferior in any sort of way so when you stand next to them like you're mogging them so if a look maxer thinks he's uh he's better than you he'll he'll be like get mogged and that term created a joke like within the look maxing Community where people would say they're going to MOG warts like Hogwarts the school but it's for everyone is just their muing the whole time I guess but the crazy thing is somebody actually turned the fictional like satirical MOG warts joke into an actual online course what the hell is mwts and why is it $40 after you join your you're invited to this private Community if you need any advice you can post a fret about it or reach out to teachers like K shami aand or myself if you want their advice directly they'll answer your DMs you also get access to a library for textbooks on jaw eye area hair and new additions every month then there's these regular Google meets classes where you can actually talk face to face with your teachers to ask them personalized advice what is what's going on what are we doing I I swear to God dudes will turn anything into an online course this is a this is an epidemic bro we enough okay we're done how about no more no more online courses okay guy starting online courses is the new yo we should start a podcast a guy will find like a $20 bill on the ground and the next day he'll be like yo just launched my new online course how to find a $20 bill on the ground there's only a couple spots left so click the link get in it costs only $20 so at the very best case scenario you'll break even sorry back to this MOG warts thing it costs $40 a month to learn how to improve your looks and as much as I can joke about it like this is sad this is really sad dude if there are any young boys watching right now don't fall for this okay these are people praying on your insecurities and it's gross if you're a teenager you shouldn't even be worrying about this at all being a teenager is such a short time period of your life and it does not matter trust me just enjoy being an ugly teenager all right and not to mention that's nerdy as hell to sign up for an online course you know what I mean you already have regular homework you don't need MOG warts homework too sorry let's get back to the methods I found another Tik Tok from this video where he put what was the best look maxing tip for you and in Brackets besides jelking and I've never heard of jelking before so I Googled it and I don't want to do that I don't even want to fully explain it and I don't even think I could without this video getting demonetized without getting too graphic jeling is like if you went to Subway in ordered a 6 in but then when you got the sandwich you tried to like stretch it out into a foot long number 12 that just seems impossible and also inappropriate for YouTube so I'm not going to do that another Tik Tok I saw feature this guy reviewing some looks maxing products so let's take a look at that all [Music] right 10 out of 10 I think I tracked down the exact product that he used it looks like this Maya Sports JW exerciser for men and women so I ordered one of those and I'm going to try it this week to give my jaw a gnarly workout and the next object he used is called a gasa Stone I've never heard of this before but gasa is actually a traditional Chinese medicine practice that dates back like thousands of years and it's said to have many benefits like smoothing wrinkles getting rid of puffiness promoting circulation Etc and since it's been used in China for like thousands of years it only makes sense for white people to be like yo and check out this brand new thing I found and pretty much every looks maxer I've seen recommends using one of these so I got one yes another pivotal aspect of looks maxing that is apparently very important is your posture I have terrible posture because I sit at my computer all day long editing and writing even when I'm like genuinely relaxing I have the posture of like a deflated balloon animal dude it's so sad to look at I have the posture of a soft penis I literally look like Randall from Recess sometimes it's it's rough dude so I think this is going to be tough for me to fix that but while I was researching ways to improve my posture I found a device that you can like stick to your back and it like vibrates whenever you slou so I ordered that one too to fix my posture and I'm sure this is going to work wonders and not be annoying at all and the final product that looks maxers recommend is chewing gum but not just any chewing gum hard chewing gum so I ordered some jawliner facial Fitness chewing gum as well realizing now a lot of these products are uh jaw Focus so by the end of the week dude I'm going to look like Crimson Chin dude I'm excited now these methods haven't been that crazy so far aside from the jelking but there are some other looks maxing methods that are just straight up insane and I canot make a video about it without addressing them the craziest one is a method called bone smashing which is exactly what it sounds like I don't know how many people are like seriously doing this but bone smashing is when you take like a hammer or a rock or a similar hard object and literally break the bones in your face in the hope that they will heal in a certain way that will make you look more attractive which is gnarly I feel like that's like the human equivalent of when your computer isn't working so you just start smacking it in the hopes that that will fix something and obviously don't do that and I'm not going to do that in this video mostly because I don't think I have the balls to break my own bone if I was going to do that I'd have to go to like a construction site and start making fun of the workers so they would come and hit my face for for me hey nice pylon how about you all pylon these nuts here we go don't worry guys I'm not actually going to do any bone smashing that's your mother's job she's smashing my bone till I gel and the interesting thing about look smashing is the people who are into it have a really strange obsession with their faces looking a very specific way they the attractiveness of men on a very objective level and I'll show you what I mean I found a really weird Tik Tok account where they give like extremely detailed reviews on how attractive certain men are how attractive is selan Murphy selan has equal facial thirds blue eyes with a positive canle tilt low set thick and slightly positively tilted eyebrows his jawline visibility is excellent and he has a wide lower third he's got high set cheekbones and a good mid-face ratio he has full lips his hair texture is good and his skin has a great complexion okay like what the are you talking about you sound insane what are you saying also I'll have you know at the end of this video they don't even say no homo so what the like do people actually judge other people's attractiveness like this I feel like this is serial killer right wow slightly positively tilted eyebrows equal facial thirds positive CLE tilt oh my God look at that subtle off white coloring like these people are so obsessed with all having the exact same type of face is that really the world you want to live in where everybody looks the exact same every dude is walking around with the same jaw shaped same eyes same lips same that's boring dude wake up she we need weird looking all right we need dudes who look like medieval babies we need freaks dude we need straight up oddballs you know what I mean those are the people you remember but these looks Masters get hyper fixated on the features that they think they need like Hunter eyes for example it's tough to lock down a real definition of what Hunter eyes are but I think from what I've read it's like like when you have eyes that point like up like that way like this guy or this guy or that guy fellas ladies only want one thing the Green Goblin you know I'm something of A Mir myself but thankfully there is a way to get Hunter eyes if you don't have them okay all right interesting [Music] okay all right so pretty much just finger the hell out of my face I realized that this guy makes a lot of videos about how to achieve the the look smack or look and in another video he claims that in order to make your face more symmetrical you need to stop sleeping on on one side and start sleeping on your back and I'm just going to say right now I'm not doing that I'd rather have the most asymmetrical face in the world than get sleep paralysis okay so sorry you guys go right ahead and you can tell the Hat man I say get a new hat put the Fedora down bro you think the hatman in New York has like a Yankees fitted on some Tims hey yo let me get a sleep paralysis the AY way and this other video I found has some jaw exercises we can do all right okay these seem these seem pretty doable you got to make sure your parents aren't home when you do this right they walk in you think you're getting possessed the power of Christ compels you also dude it's really funny I look through this guy's account and like every video he's like looking to the side every video dude it's like what's the point of improving your looks if you can't even show all of your looks right you're just showing the one angle dude it's really funny to imagine this guy doing that in real life as well congrats on getting your license I'll just need you to look right at the camera for the picture if that's all right no I feel like this is fine I'm sorry man that's the rules no not just your eyes I need like all of you I need you to turn to face me going to be honest bro I don't know if I can do that look I'm sorry man I don't make the rules okay [Music] fine okay holy are you okay take the picture all right man okay I think we've covered most of the aspects of look maxing I've got a good amount of techniques methods and products that I can Implement into my daily and I think it's time for me to try these out to see if it makes a difference on my appearance I took a picture of what my face looks right now so we can compare that to the end of the week to see if it actually worked so from now on I'm only going to break my mewing streak to talk to the camera okay so see you [Music] later so I decided my first day would be my ultimate Mew day I was going to keep my tongue pressed to the top of my mouth all day long everything I did that day I kept my mouth shut I made a delicious looking breakfast sandwich but I unfortunately couldn't eat it without disrupting my mewing so I just gazed upon it instead it tasted so good maybe I watched the movie Salt burn and I MW the whole time and it's a good thing cuz that bathtub scene made me puke but none of it came out of my mouth all day my wife was trying to talk to me but I could not falter a man's got a me what a man's got a Mew I was walking in my bedroom and I stubbed my toe and I wanted to scream so bad but I couldn't mess up my streak so I marched forward brushed my teeth the best I could then went to bed so since I do a lot of videos that require me to actively engage with different weird communities on Tik Tok my for you page is constantly changing into different versions of uh dog and the more looksmaxing content I searched up and engaged with the more looksmaxing content would would organically show up on my f you page and I saw tons of videos dude I even saw a post from a looks maxer saying that drinking regular tap water is making us ugly now I don't think that's true at all but regular tap water can get pretty boring which is why I love using today's sponsor air up folks airup is a completely new and unique hydration experience did you know our sense of smell is responsible for 80% of what we taste think about it remember when you were a kid pluging your nose while eating Brussels sprouts so you didn't have to taste it well Arup uses that same logic but the opposite all I got to do is choose one of the many different scent pods available my 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check them out because also helps me out when you check out the sponsor so everybody wins here dude okay thanks again to air up back to the video another looksmaxing Tik Tok video I was served featured a man telling me that the way I walk is making me ugly that's why the statue of David is so handsome he doesn't move he's just standing all the time right we don't know if he has an ugly walk most men are walking rushed with their head down to avoid eye contact look straight ahead when you walk to do this starting with number One never hide your thumbs this makes you seem nervous almost as if you have something to hide number two you want to sway your shoulders number three you you should always walk around as if there is this straight line running from the top of your head to the bottom of your feet all right so I'm going to be honest I didn't even know that there was a correct or incorrect way to walk seems pretty stressful to to worry about that type of if I'm being honest but like the idea of looks maxing is to like stand out right be memorable what if I just crab walked crab maxing dude sorry what did he say again he said uh never hide your thumbs sway your shoulders and then walk like there's a straight line from the top of your head to the bottom of your feet okay thumbs shoulders line okay and with my new manly hot guy walk mastered another day of look maxing was complete crab walking s tier all day I've been subconsciously keep keeping my tongue at the at the top of my mouth all day long you know to get that you know to get that nice jawline right I've been mewing all day it does feel a little weird cuz I'm just so not used to it and I've also had like an irrational feel fear of swallowing my tongue ever since I saw someone do it on TV one time so that's been sort of tough to overcome I'm just like subconsciously in my head I'm just like you know always mewing always got to be the tongue is always on the top it'd be cool if I could put like if I could rub like some maybe I'll rub like some salami or pepperoni on the top roof of my mouth just rub it there so I can just like put my tongue up there have a little salty have a little salty snack just spitball in here for uh for looks maxing products that you can make in the future speaking of looks maxing products let's try one of those out all right so I got this gum it's called facial Fitness chewing gum mint vegan Ultra tough train your jaw and facial features then the statue of David here I didn't know David was muing dude mangelo number 12 Co this is a very hard/ tough Fitness chewing gum where every chewing process strains the jaw and facial muscles that's why I recommend chewing the gum for no longer than 10 15 minutes every other day why what's going to happen if I do it every day can have a laxative effect if consumed in excess all right so I guess we'll just crack into this see how it goes oh God holy big ass piece of gum bro look at this thing dude I can put that on my bed use it as a pillow dude look how big this thing is dude looking ass gum Down the Hatch I guess okay so there was a there's a big sort of snap app at the first bite as I broke it in half ah this this sucks and here's the thing how long have I been chewing this 10 seconds taste is already gone I want to start tasting blood I think of how much I've Chi my teeth the is in these can have a laxative effect if consumed in excess good what did I just put into my mouth laxative is a diarrhea right good uh it making me sick okay I'm going to chew this for 10 minutes but I will say this I feel like looks maxers they put a lot of emphasis on having like clean teeth right but I don't think it matters how clean your teeth are if they're all chipped from chewing gum this hard dude I think it's easy to take care of your teeth if you only have one of them dude it's a lot easier also dude if I asked for a piece of gum from one of my friends and they handed me one of these I'm them up I'm taking a hammer to their face and not in the good kind the packaging recommended chewing the gum for 10 minutes so that's what I did and let me tell you this was one of the most unenjoyable things I have ever done in my entire life felt like I was chewing on like a really tough piece of meat and I F I hated every second of it even kiwi hated it and I don't blame him I'm getting mugged getting mugged by you kiwi that moment when you get mugged by your dog and after 10 minutes that felt like 10 hours I spat that piece of garbage in the garbage okay zero out of 10 this sucks dude also I figured I would start ranking these methods and techniques in a tier list as we go on it might help to visually illustrate how these different methods hold up so the jawliner gum that's going to go D this sucks man it loses its flavor in 2 seconds feels like you're chewing on a sock it it just sucks and it makes me want to puke okay bad gum and also mewing I think I'm going to put a because it's easy and I don't know it's kind of funny later that day I decided to try out the hunter eyes exercise because I want my eyes to look just like Hunter bidens so cute the blinking exercise felt weird as hell I I really hated that one because my eyes were Mak little slimy clicking noises whenever I blinked and it really freaked me out and the whole time I was doing this I just kept thinking like is this really how malleable our faces are you just move around and your face stays like that dude like we're Play-Doh but that Play-Doh okay I followed all the exercises from that Tik Tok but after a while I started to get pretty bored so I started messing around in the mirror and remember this thing I used to do a lot when I was a kid where I grab my lips and stuck my tongue out because I thought it made me look like a goat and uh yeah sorry it's still hilar hilarious I guess I am the goat so I think I'm going to put the hunter eyes exercises in the sea tier because some of them felt kind of nice but most of them uh made my eyes feel weird and and itchy but I will be putting my goat impression in the S tier because that was hilarious the next day I decided to try out the little posture fixing vibrator I bought so let's see how that went okay morning guys it is um about 10:30 today I'm going to try out this uh this posture cuz even in this video right now I'm slouching like crazy which is really annoying I'm going to try out this uh upright go s I could have sworn they made a product that like Zapped you every time you slouched and I was trying to find that but I feel like that might have been a dream but this is kind of what it like it's kind of the same thing this is sort of like a dog collar but for people with bad posture I don't think dog cers are for dog posture sorry this is a clip from like 5 minutes in the future from then posture that's the joke I should have made okay all right so let's take a look at this packaging here take control of your posture realtime posture feedback use daily goals that are personalized and based on your performance to improve your posture see your daily posture stats and keep track of your progress over time tiny device huge impact I know a little something about that backed by science we apply biof feedback science to create cognitive awareness that empowers behavior change multiple studies conclude that using upgrade devices results in positive Health outcomes designed to fit every back yeah I'd hope so is this it here oh it's pretty small I know a little something about that okay I just real I forgot that I have to charge it so I'm going to charge this and then we'll get back to it but I feel like I just bought a little vibrator so that's pretty fun a few hours later okay so it's been about an hour and a half my vibrator is fully charged I got to download an app yes cuz everybody everything has a app these days what the hell are we doing guys everything you buy it's got to come with an you got to download an app I bought a bushel of bananas the other day and it was like download the banana app to track your banana intake corporate Big Wigs man okay welcome to Upright find out when you're slouching with a gentle Buzz get a nice Buzz going I'm a male I'm a man many hours a day do you spend sitting oh my gosh see 7 to 10 main reason for ordering this product um look better nice okay relax it's not that big of a deal place your go on your upper back ver vertically put it anywhere that's easy to reach okay the okay so it's all set okay so that's green and then if I slouch oh yeah wow okay so it works I definitely see how that uh could be annoying what's like the threshold if I'm like [Music] there dude even a little bit okay well I just did it again okay I guess I'm going to wear this like all day and see how it goes I got to do some work also some writing so this will be an interesting day to see how it goes if I'm okay yep it went again I'm probably going to get super annoyed with this cuz I'm already annoyed but so far it's working pretty well and I like this little guy he kind of does what I do all right cool posture is going to be goated by the end of this back to me sorry vibrated again Jesus okay later that night I had to memorize some lines for an audition and I figured that would be the perfect time to test out the posture vibrator and right off the bat I was slouching like crazy and it's probably because I've been slouching for the past 29 years but even with the constant vibrating on my back it was incredibly difficult to stop just going back to the default gamer posture I will say the vibrator did exactly what it claimed to do and it was really annoying if I'm being honest every time it vibrated in my head I had this like battle this debate right I was like what's more annoying this occasional vibrating right now or the years of discomfort I will inevitably experience if I don't fix my current posture and I think the obvious answer to that question is the vibrating right now because the vibrating is right now the years of discomfort what the when's that when is that years it's in the future what even is that the future doesn't exist okay there's only right now but anyways I figured I would put the posture vibrator in the a tier it is super annoying but like it it really works like every time it vibrates it's annoying as hell so you're like okay I don't want that to happen again I'm going to I'm going to straighten up okay initial thoughts I've been wearing it for about a half hour um this is only really beneficial if you're just sitting at a desk because if you try to do anything else while you're wearing this vibrating thing it will it will vibrate whenever you bend down at all so uh I just started like tidying up my office a little bit and every time I B down it started vibrating so um that's a little Annoying I don't think I'll be able to wear it all day or maybe not maybe I'll just learn to adapt the rest of my life completely upright and the next day I decided to try out some of those uh jaw exercises from the sideways man and these were hilarious because this is look maxing right you're supposed to like it's supposed to make you feel good about yourself I've never felt uglier in my whole life while doing these exercises this one especially dude I look like a fish that washed up on a beach and if I'm being honest none of these exercises felt like I was like actually doing anything it didn't feel like I was getting an uh like a good jaw workout it kind of just felt like I was straining my jaw over and over again like who am I your mom jaw exercises C tier because I never want to see myself doing those ever again at this point in my looks maxing journey I couldn't tell if any progress was actually being made sometimes it seemed like it was even getting worse but later that night I decided to try out the other product I purchased The Gua Stone I looked up a video from some someone who actually knew what they were doing because I don't trust a British look sming child on Tik Tok to tell me what to do with it I don't have any proof that that guy's British but sometimes you can just tell you know so I followed along with this instructional video from Tina enjo and this was such a nice change of pace from the other products and methods the music was calming the gacha stone felt really nice on my skin and it actually felt really relaxing okay so I just did my first gacha wish I had somewhere to clip this microphone [Music] ow why' I even try that yeah First Impressions felt awesome man it felt really relaxing I mean it makes sense people have been doing it for thousands of years so obviously there's some there's some benefits to it and watching this video compared to the Tik Tok that I found out about it in it's just crazy to see both ends of the self-care Spectrum on one side you have like calming videos like this and on the other side of the spectrum is like hit yourself in the hammer break your jaw it's just really interesting so guach Stone that's s tier loved it no notes time for gum goofy piece of gum dude what the hell is this and The Taste is already gone I don't know what it is about this gum but whenever I chew it I want to throw up is that normal I then decided to try playing some video games while wearing my posture corrector and I'm going to be honest I didn't think being an epic gamer could get any Lamer but playing video games with perfect posture has got to be the dorkiest thing I've ever done in my life I want to steal my own lunch money and give myself a swirly just watching this video back dude it just sucks how well that posture vibrator works you know it sucks hate this little thing man I hate it I should just H she just freaking like shove it I just shove it on my butt or something what yeah that'll show it it would suck for me right that'll that'll teach you the lesson right and the next day I I had one final look maxing product to test out it's a new day new product to try I'm going to do the jaw exerciser I'm curious to see the details of this because it looks just like you got to chew on something from the video right you just got to that's a tutorial it's a video of a guy going like well first off whoa yo okay never mind I think after this I'm going to have to try intelligence maxing I'm going to take a video of this so you know what I'm talking about but this little thing it says 30 lb 40 lb and 50 lb so that means pressure like 30 lbs of pressure it takes to squeeze it in my head I was like that's how much they weigh genuinely in my head I was like how do these weigh a collective 13 - 50 120 lb and I'm just carrying it all willy Milly in my hand Jesus Christ I'm a idiot Place both exercises between the molar teeth position the units where it feels comfortable Hollow surfaces should be facing up and down and the mayna logos facing sideways squeeze and release the units using your molar teeth chewing motion should be a straight up and down and not a circular motion make sure to apply repetitive squeezing exercises with a light force and not bite too hard in the silicone units okay repeat the exercise until you feel your jaws tired we suggest doing a 20 30 repetitions at a time and a few sets per [Music] day yo running out of storage on my phone perfect 500 gabes not enough still perfect so yeah these definitely look like they're easy to choke on you know it feels like a feels like an eraser and I've shoot on my fair share of erasers growing up so I think this will be just like that if I was a baby this would be the cause of my death I can say that confidently all right here we go am a mher I started my jaw exercise and it seemed to be going fine you know I was munching on those things and I could feel my jaw getting a nice workout but then all of a sudden I got like super nauseous out of [Applause] nowhere okay great I love these sorry I didn't mean to gag like that I think I just have a really bad gag reflex but uh yeah that those make me want to throw up and my jaw feels tired so that I guess it I guess it works I also when I was chewing those I had like a split second I was like imagine choking on these and dying and that's how I go the embarrassment I would feel would be worse than dying I think I guess I said to do uh a couple sets a day so I'll do another one later just to see how it goes maybe I won't puke that time but uh Mee's a lot easier so I'm going to put those little jaw exercisers in the SE tier I would put them in the D tier but I did feel my jaw muscles getting a good exercise and also I didn't choke and die on them if I would have died though these would be in the D tier d stands for dead also I've been thinking like the more I Mew cuz I've been doing it like all day every day for the past like week almost the more I do it the more I'm seeing the benefits not just for like the jaw that I haven't really seen too much of that yet but like I just think life would be easier for guys in general if we all just mued all the time because if you're meing you're not talking and if you're not talking you're not going to say any dumb so ladies if you want to get your boyfriend to stop saying dumb all the time make him start muing dude it's well actually what am I saying like any stray women are watching my videos ladies if you want to get your girlfriend to stop saying a bunch of dumb get him on the Mew train all right all right it was my final day of looks maxing I've done every exercise I've tried every product I've walked every walk so I figured the final day would be the perfect day to cram everything into one final looks maxing day and this was rough I'll admit it I started off with some jaw exercises that only really just hurt my mouth I then tried to get some work done while mewing with perfect posture I was typing and clicking like crazy to be honest I was so focused on my posture I didn't even realize what I was doing and when I looked up at my screen to see what I have created I was pretty impressed I did a quick jaw exercise with my little vomit inducers and I hated every second of it I hate these things okay they're bad I then went into the bathroom and got really excited because I got to do my gacha routine again this was really relaxing and I felt very calm this was the best part of my day and as soon as I was done I went back into losing my goddamn mind this is what one week of looks maxing does to a this was the lowest point of the week I've done so much and I don't think there's been any impact on my appearance there's definitely been an impact on my brain but what's the point of that who cares you can't even see my brain wish my head was seethrough I got to such a low point that I was even considering the Forbidden look smacking tactic but then I decided the hammer was actually a really nice guy and he would never hit me in the face and that's what I said Hammer I hardly know her and later that night I popped in another piece of jawliner gum while I had the posture corrector on and this was a mistake this was the most annoying 10 minutes of my life I would be focused on not puking from this gum and then the thing would buzz on my back and it was just a constant Loop of that until I threw in the towel I can't wear this thing anymore man move my neck one thing is like that hate this gum and with that I was finally done my week of looks maxing and the result all right well it's been about a week of trying out these looks maxing products and implementing these daily exercises and routines and it's time to find out if any of that had any impact whatsoever on my appearance I just took a photo at the same angle as the original one from a week ago so let's see the results do you guys see any difference it actually does kind of look like my jaw got a little sharper which is which is a little weird I mean that's got to be an angle thing I'm sure right there's no way that that actually worked in the last week right oh sorry it looks different because I edited the the picture this is what I actually look like now pretty similar yeah there's no difference okay and that's how easy it is to lie to people about the results of looks maxing so you can sell them MOG warts classes and jaw exercisers I'm sure we could zoom in and you know try to dissect very minimal changes but I don't think there are any from what I've seen you can do that for yourself in your own spare time if you're one of those people um like without a job and sure you could say it takes longer to see results but if something takes longer than a week to see results it's not worth your time okay never mind that's not that's not the lesson here to be honest I can totally see how easy it is to fall down the look maxing pipeline it's a community that's a little bit more self-aware if it's absurdity than the other similar ideologies in the manosphere and I never want to discourage people from wanting to improve their health but looksmaxing kind of does the opposite of what it's intending sometimes obsessing over your features that much is not good for your brain but also at the same time I'm not going to sit here and say everything about looks maxing is wrong having good posture and taking good care of your teeth I'd agree with that any day smashing your bones stretching your junk and chewing on rocks parading as gum don't do any of those things ever obviously through everything I tried I think the strange changest part of this week was just like staring at myself for long periods of time combing through every detail looking for improvements searching for a sign of a sharper jawline and not being able to see any all I saw was just me I looked at myself in the mirror and the face that looks back at me today is not the same face I saw when I looked in the mirror 20 10 five or even one year ago I've never had a say in how my face was going to change over the years and I love that we should all love that and if I'm being honest the more I did these exercise and methods this week the more I thought to myself God I hope this doesn't actually change my face cuz then my face wouldn't be mine right it wouldn't be my face I think the overall message I'm trying to convey which is very Bas level but I know it's hard but I think you should at least try to love the things that make you unique you got a big nose that's badass you can smell more stuff you know if you've got orange hair then that's fine if you have an AI belly button that you hate or something then that's that's actually fair I agree with that AI belly buttons are weird as and also the other lesson is don't hate yourself with a hammer and start crab walking I can't be the only guy doing it okay I need all claws on Deck okay thank you so much for watching my video If you haven't subscribed already what the hell are you doing press the button okay as soon as you press the Subscribe button you become a valued citizen of Curtis town if you didn't know Curtis toown is the best place to live in 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Channel: Kurtis Conner

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Keywords: kurtis conner, kurtis connor, looksmaxxing

Id: Z3zehSJgE8Y

Length: 42min 58sec (2578 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 26 2024