I Spectated the WORST Bronze Console Bastion I've ever seen in Overwatch 2

good morning YouTube oh man I've got a goodie for you today today we're spectating a bronze Bastion who had one heck of an ego and let me tell you this series used to originally be called roasting bronzes before we renamed it to spectating bronzes because sometimes it's more roast heavy sometimes it's more helpful and uh let me tell you we returned to its roots today as a reminder these are always in good fun and you know everyone who submits them knows exactly what's gonna happen and you know no hard feelings on any sides so basically this is your first time ever seeing it it's okay no one's getting bullied but if you did enjoy the video and you haven't already make sure you hit the Subscribe button like the video leave a comment what your favorite part was if you haven't already helps me out quite a bit one last thing if you haven't noticed the channel looks a little bit different I actually just recently had a new logo designed and not a Rebrand or more of an updated brand going into OverWatch too it was a little bit late I wanted it earlier in the month but it came a little late so let me know what you think about it uh it's gonna be the new look going forward and uh I appreciate you as always and I'll see you again tomorrow all right DPS Heroes Bastion and Echo I lost his match and my team blamed me I personally thought I was playing really well and I feel like I should be plat by now especially with how good my positioning is oh boy we're already off to a great start all right [Music] all right it's valid it's valid so you're an actual Bastion player like legitimately I'm not gonna lie I you definitely did things right so far what wait what so when you emote wait a minute hold on dude I'm in like free cam but I'm not in free cam like what so when you emote in the replay viewer it just [ __ ] everything up that's wild cool found my bug off to the bat we're off to a great start all right so what do you guys play you're playing Mercy Zen jump rat Sigma Bastion can I just say this is probably the most uh bronze comp I've seen other than swapping out the sigma for a Reinhardt that's like the most like console bronze [ __ ] I think I've seen all right so you think you deserve plat so that that means that can be extra mean to you right nice so you're gonna shoot oh no wonder you weren't shooting I wouldn't have shot either holy what are you shooting at [ __ ] walls there you go you've got the you got the standing still left I think that was dude the Wall's dead bro okay there you go also this is consoles you have amos's you have no excuse you don't even move your thumbs right you can move your thumbs you can move your thumbs you can move them you can move your thumbs oh what are you shooting at you think you deserve what bro you just emptied a half of a clip on a [ __ ] wall wait a minute why is this game [ __ ] six minutes what happens that was probably your best shot yet and it was hitting a right click move your [ __ ] thumbs foreign [Music] my guy my guy I know you're on a controller I say this as a player who played on controller for like 18 19 years I was a professional Siege player when Siege console was at a pro league I know how to aim on a controller bro yeah you just gotta move this thing a little [ __ ] quicker man [Music] you're you're shooting at nothing for half of it and that was probably your best attempt up until that point everything has been worse I actually don't even know if you deserve bronze five I think we should make a new lower ELO you want to watch The [ __ ] Genius of this I'm gonna show you some absolute geniusness okay ready so I I'm a genius leaving spawn you can't even walk in a straight line properly like like if you can't leave spawn in an effective manner there's no hope there's zero there's no hope [Music] you look towards what your Zen's shooting at maybe you're then shooting at something right okay no yeah I didn't I I wouldn't want to look over there anyways I love this this is like he goes over and like looks down the hallway goes I don't know what he died to there's nobody there it's like leaves foreign what are you [ __ ] shooting at ghosts oh there's something out there I don't know what it is yeah yeah just keep shooting two bullets and reloading I'm sure you'll get him I'll go get him eventually wow you actually got a right click kill I'm I'm getting in shock by the way they're bashing at all you haven't had it yet so I'm just gonna say a little bit of Bastion dip dude dude one oh yeah yeah you showed them walls dude you showed them [ __ ] wall you're still going robots has been acquired dude okay listen I'll get I can give you a small pass for shooting in turret form it's just fun to hear but like dude you're shooting a [ __ ] dude there's nobody on the ground I promise you dude I promise you hey you gonna shoot him you're gonna you're missing a literal stationary object a literal stationary [ __ ] object it can't move and you're telling me you deserve not silver not gold but plot dude you're just giving every console player a bad look for their names this is delusional things okay bastional it's kind of [ __ ] so I'm going to give you a pass on that but that was still not good okay that arrested good Lord honestly that person might need some stuff what are you looking at what are you looking for dude I feel like you're like a bot like like an actual bot like just like um [Music] um it's like you're gonna get clowned on by you're not my dad here it comes [Laughter] around get flabbergasted he's like holy [ __ ] what happened he's actually he's an hour dude he's actually an awe like dude he's like holy [ __ ] making me I got [ __ ] on duty I actually got knocked out IRL at Drew dude I I actually I don't even have words I don't even have [ __ ] words like this is like dude this is what I imagine Tick Tock commenters look like this is how they play like when I read Tick Tock comments and I'm like yeah that person's definitely an NPC this is what I think of this is what my brain jumps to when I see like the Moira Tick Tock you got you know what I'm talking about chat you guys know what I'm talking about especially if you're playing OverWatch one you know those like random like new tick tocks that are like moira's op and [ __ ] this is what I think of when I when I look at it this is what I think I'm looking at you know you can fly up right and then you can glide and you'll go farther faster gravity okay yeah and maybe that's a little bit advanced chat I'm gonna make a guess at zero bullets hit anyone that's not the sigma and I think three or less will hit the sigma that's my guess Sigma says Sigma I'm dumb I meant the rhyme okay so I was wrong we hit one target so he had one bullet on the Rhine and one bullet on the bat [Music] I said three on the Rhine I said three on the sigma because I'm stupid but he hit one right I said three on three on the Ryan slash Sigma zero on the supports oh you know I think that's fair he hit two bullets and then died also I'm ready I just want to let you know um this character that he's playing if you're new to OverWatch is called Echo you can fly so when things look kind of bad like this you can just leave you don't have to sit there you can fly away just fly away that's the great part of echo because Echo can fly around like an AC-130 and just go kill you actually this actually reminds me I actually have something very important to show you this he also doesn't do enough damage she's pretty exists he also doesn't do it even exists I forgot to have Echo I forgot she even exists finally we have Echo I forgot she even exists and only we have Echo I forgot she even exists and finally we have Echo I forgot she even exists and only we have Echo I forgot she even exists I played OverWatch one for six years this character dominated the game for two years she got some small changes this is what I mean about the Moira Tick Tock shits is they think Echo is bad but the reason they think it's bad is because they got this [ __ ] in their games oh my God kid dude you can't shoot a chocolate chip that is on your own teammates foot you can't do that that's not new that's not a thing that's not a thing that's not a thing there's that sort of thing dude oh my God my favorite part of all of this is the carts going the other [ __ ] way and ever dude the cart goes that way and they all went this way to fight it they're like yeah sure dude let's [ __ ] fight from behind let's attack the Defenders let's attack the defender from the defending side let's do that that sounds like a great [ __ ] idea he's chasing his own Tire get [ __ ] they're are they really gonna do this there's no shot right let's party into the final three months I appreciate it thank you why are you flying into them in a straight line dude do I need to teach y'all how to play Push because look what happened that's how you guys lost this [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] were back there for an hour hello y'all ever heard of the objective yo PlayStation yo PlayStation players come get come get your guy dude come get your guy they they narrowed him by the way they [ __ ] nanowed him that is hilarious so okay you think you deserve flat so let's hang on let's before we finish this really quick I just want to show you uh let's refresh our memories here I lost this match my team blamed me because I thought I was playing really well I feel like I should be plat by now especially with how good my positioning is said positioning to fly out of Spawn 69 copy copy the rhyme maybe copy the brine so you get more HP I mean this With all sincerity you're literally lucky to even be bronze five I quite frankly think you should be banned that was disgusting I actually don't think you should be allowed to play I think you should be put back into the system where you have to win 50 quick play games to then unlock ranked that's what I think I actually think that well let me check level really quick so you got grandfathered into OverWatch too so for those who don't know there's a system now in OverWatch too where if you're a new player you have to win 50 quick play games to unlock ranked uh because this account has the bronze border with two stars that means that account existed that was their level from OverWatch one so ranked is automatically unlocked for you because you had it in OverWatch one I actually think that you should get banned and thrown back to win 50 quick play games because that was the most disgusting play I've ever seen there is no shot you think you actually know how to play this game if this wasn't a troll submission which I don't actually think it is because your mechanical skill is somewhere in between a walnut and an acorn but good Lord I actually think that brand new OverWatch 2 players could be better Platt delusional

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Id: rbEbKSC2heQ

Length: 15min 19sec (919 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 31 2022