I Sent Corridor Digital the WORST VFX Workstation

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Linus and Jake should do a "sponsor segment" battle.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 92 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/[deleted] ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Apr 14 2021 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

About a month ago, I found out I work with a guy who helped get layers added to Photoshop. He was working with Adobe then.

I couldnโ€™t fathom Photoshop without layers (neither could he, it would seem...), but even that was an innovation at one point!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 59 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/erikannen ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Apr 14 2021 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

I do find it funny that he didn't go easy on Corridor. In a teasing way.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 20 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/xXEvanatorXx ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Apr 14 2021 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Great videos!

Here's a slightly bonkers idea for a future video in a similar vein: Back in the '90s, there was an amateur dev kit for the PS1, sold officially by Sony, called the Net Yaroze. It allowed basically anyone to create games or interactive media for the PS1. Now, given that you're working on a Philips CDi video, you could try to create a moderately interactive experience similar to the ones found on the CDi, like a photo and video slideshow (an actual game, even a simple one, would probably be outside of the scope of a video) that embraces the abilities and technical limitations of the PS1 in an entertaining way.

These dev kits are still floating about. Not cheap, but not entirely out of reach either and you probably know someone who could lend one to you.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 18 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/DdCno1 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Apr 14 2021 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

That was a great video!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 8 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/G0two ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Apr 14 2021 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Genuine question as Iโ€™m not on this sub often, but why do videos from Corridors channel never get posted? The video relating to this one is up but itโ€™s not posted on the subreddit at all?

Iโ€™ve noticed it a lot, is there some rule Iโ€™m not aware of?

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 2 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/DaLateDentArthurDent ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Apr 15 2021 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies
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- With the power of Photoshop, almost any modern computer can be used to dramatically alter an image with shocking speed and realism. But what if we didn't have a modern computer, (video player rewinding) or modern Photoshop? Corridor Digital apparently figures that art is the product of the artist, not of the tool. And came up with the idea of doing a visual effects challenge. Where the participants are forced to use the very first Adobe Photoshop, version 1.0. Their only problem is that they didn't have a machine capable of running it. Or that is to say, they didn't have any machines outdated enough to run it. Now, we can solve that. But, (clears throat) if that was actually their only problem, this video wouldn't be over 10 minutes long, would it? So strap in, ladies and gentlemen. Just like you're gonna strap in to find out about our sponsor, Ridge Wallet. Ridge Wallet wants to redefine the wallet with its compact frame and RFID blocking plates. Check out how they can keep your wallet bulge down. And use offer code LINUS to save 10% and get free worldwide shipping. (upbeat music) Photoshop 1.0 was originally released back in 1990 for the Macintosh platform, and then handed over to the computer history museum in 2013, including the source code. So you can actually play along at home if you like, using an emulator like Basilisk II which incidentally, is an excellent way to transfer files to and from an old school Mac using a SCSI2SD board. Now of course, we didn't wanna go too easy on the Corridor crew, especially after our beef back in 2017. And the phenomenal performance of Apple's system 7.5.5 operating system on modern hardware would have violated the spirit of Nico's ancestral journey in my opinion. And for that matter, so would a right mouse button. So we enlisted the help of our good friend โ™ช Brian The Electrician โ™ช Who hooked us up with this Macintosh LC 475, one of many sub models of the Quadra's 605, released during the dark ages in 1993. This is in between Steve Jobs' departure from and then later return to Apple. It's got a Motorola 68LC040 processor clocked at 25 megahertz, four megabytes of onboard memory with a 16 megabyte expansion module installed and 512 whole kilobytes of video memory. It took some doing to make a macro S image that was both bootable on our emulator and on our bare metal hardware. But with a little Linux magic, a bootloader and an OS image, we were ready to go. Now, this computer isn't totally period correct. We originally wanted to use, oh, where'd it go? There it is. This Macintosh II. It's got worse specs all around, but unfortunately the magic smoke escaped from its power supply and it's really expensive to replace. So I have to pay respects. While we're at it, our SD card right here, even though it's a micro SD, is significantly faster. Not to mention higher capacity than the original 250 megabyte, three and a half inch scuzzy hard drive. But enough talk, let's turn it on. (delightfully giggling) It's still cool. Right, you have to hold it, I forgot about that. (chuckling) Yup, ooh, games. Okay, here we go. Kansas River Crossing. We don't have $5, so. Oh, dang. Oh wow. (chuckling) Linus and John, we go in boys. Okay, you've reached the big blue river crossing. Well, caulking it didn't work last time. (both laughing) Oh no. Oh, I lost everything. (laughing) Well, I lied. We managed to finish the game. (mimics shooting) Oh shoot. Wait, what is it? Did I die already? - [Anthony] I think you died. - Anthony also tells me some of the applications are interesting. iCab? - [Anthony] Oh well, that's what happens when a program crashes on macOS. Yeah, the whole system is gone. - Wait, what? The program crashed and now the entire system needs to be restarted? - [Anthony] Yup. - How stable is Photoshop 1.0? - Not too crashy or it didn't crash on me but I would probably recommend saving often. - Well, if it's anything less than perfect, that could be a significant problem for the buyers down there. Can I take a moment to admire though that Apple automatically resumed where you left off, way back then when windows didn't add that functionality till like a couple years ago? That is super cool. It's a web browser. - [Linus] Man, Apple.com should do something special for you when you access it from like a machine from 30 years ago. - [Anthony] I think it failed because it tried to redirect to HTTPS. But Google should work. - This is exciting. Oh, I wanna get Spectre. So this is the right thing, right. - [Anthony] Oh, it's going to HTTPS. - They're all HTTPS. - [Anthony] In the assets folder, I have a few things. So like images and-- - [Linus] Oh, cool, oh, fun. Corridor Digital.png. Holy crap. Just opening an image. Anthony I don't think they're gonna feel to do this. (Anthony chuckles) - [Anthony] Oh, why? It wasn't corrupted before. - Oh my God, the whole system... - You know, it's less charming after the umpteen billions of time you've done this. - [Narrator] A few moments later. (Linus chuckles) - [Linus] Oh no. Lttstore.com, by the way, we got boxers and all kinds of great merch. But this reminds me of early internet (beeps). Where it's like vaguely sort of skin tones. - [Anthony] You got the dithering, you got the low resolution. - [Linus] Yeah. You know, from here, it doesn't look that bad. - [Anthony] If you go far enough away, it becomes retina. - [Linus] Not quite retina. Hold on, maybe a little, a little farther. It's actually kind of amazing. It's like art, where like up close it doesn't look like anything, but then far away it's like, oh yeah, that looks really good from here. What about this video though? So what resolution is this video file, Anthony? - [Anthony] 320 x 240. - [Linus] Uh huh. - 12 frames per second. And I believe this is using Sorenson compression. I could have used motion JPEG but it was same performance, and it looked like kind of bad. - [Linus] Yeah, this looks not bad. - I tried interlacing it for more performance but it didn't really help. - I mean, theoretically though from far enough away, anything becomes retina, right? So, you know what, big difference. If the frame rate wasn't so choppy it would be kind of usable. Of course, the Corridor guys won't be doing anything with video and they won't be using quick time to edit photos. Let's get to the main event, Adobe Photoshop, 1.0. Wow, the launch speeds are better than the modern one. - [Anthony] Hey. - Hey, got him. - Let's see if it at least performs a little better here. Uh oh, were you expecting that? - No, not really. - Had you tried opening any pictures yet? - [Anthony] Yes, but not that one. - How about 1080 in 1920 x 1080, it's not that many. (Anthony chuckles) - [Anthony] The timing - 640 x 480? - [Linus] There it is. Okay, brightness and contrast. (gentle music) Oh, okay so we can go for like a moodier look here. Wait, is it doing the whole screen? (Anthony laughs) - What? - [Anthony] They're hooking into the system API so that they can give you real-time preview. - The problem though, is that modern or ancient, I don't really know how to use Photoshop. So we're gonna grab a couple of our Photoshop veterans and see what they make of this. Let's see if our resident master of memes, A-prime, can do anything with this. Have you ever used, such an early version of Photoshop? - [Alex] No, I've never even used them from that era. I mean, these tools haven't really changed since like, well, they're still pretty much the same. - They've added some, but overall, you're still I think (indistinct), or maybe not. That's interesting. - Oh God, is it really taking that long? (both laughing) - This is less like editing photos and more like chess. - Yeah. - Once you take your hand off it-- - Yeah, so it's gradient. Yeah, sure. - Okay. - Things have changed... - For the better. That seems like drawing. Yes, ah, yes. Responds at times. (laughing) - Yeah, okay. Wait, how many undo states do I have? No, no, noooo! Noooo! Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, Oh. - Oh, hello. Oh, Oh. - [Linus] Oh. I'm getting another eye in my forehead face. - [Alex] Sounds like the kind of stuff I like to do. Okay, let's do that again. (laughing) - [Alex] Okay, this is gross. (both laugh) - He's picking my nose. - Yes, I do that in my dreams, wait. - Double-click on the tool. - Double-click, oh, right. - Ooo. - Now, you're pig Linus. Pig sad Linus. - [David] Pig-Spider-Linus - [Linus] Just make sure you don't go too fast with your actions here. You got one undo state. - What if we had more than one undo state? What if we don't disregard? - [Linus] Oh, okay. That's a little rough. (laughing) I need help. (both chuckle) - I need to get out of this. - This feels like an ink blot kind of session, you know? Like you show, you show Alex this picture. It's like, What do you see? - [Alex] I see nightmares. - What if I were to say, "Look, I really don't "think the microphone fits the vibe of this image "you're creating." Can it be removed? It doesn't seem, that's a good skin color. Ideally, I'd be, you know, like replicating every little dot there but there's, that's a jawline there, very, very not regular at all. - Yeah. - I'm talented. - You know, not bad. I mean, well, okay. You made it a little worse there. - I'm just trying to just make this a bit more thorough. There you go. - Not bad. I mean it's bad, but. - It's nice to be reminded of how are things have come since, as well as, or not quite far they are. Some things change, some things don't. - Our next contestant was born well after this software came out. - It's Sarah - What am I supposed to do with this? - Well, you're the artist. - I seriously don't even know where to start. - I mean, you're a Mac user though, right? You daily drive Macs, so this should be no problem. (Sarah chuckles) - Even though I'm a graphic designer, I use Photoshop rarely. So I, this little bar right here is still a little unfamiliar to me. I'm gonna draw a mustache on you, I think. - Okay. - Sad Linus needs a beard. We're gonna do an update. - How's that ball nose treating you? You ever seen a ball mouse in your life? - I think I have, like when I was very little. - Now, when you draw on your own eyebrows, my understanding is you're supposed to delete the original ones first, right? - I guess so, but how would I do that here? Whoa! (giggles) - It's drawing. (giggles) - It's a process, it takes time. - Let's do this smudgy smudge. - Wow, that's not bad. - You actually do have eyebrows now kind of. Well, not to say you didn't before, but... - [Linus] Yeah, but now there's fresh, new eyebrows, exciting eyebrows. - Exactly. Okay, now your eyebrowless. - Oh, there's another really cool feature of this computer. Check this out. It's actually got a holder for 3D-printed save icons. (Sarah chuckles) - You mean a floppy disk? - Yeah, okay. (Sarah giggles) - Hey, I was born before the 2000s, so I've still got a little bit of age on me just not as much as you do. (chuckles) Ooh, let's see what fonts we've got. - It's got literally four Comic Sanses and then like eight other options. (laughing) - [David] To be fair, I added the comic Sanses. It was like pulling teeth, I'm not adding fonts. (Sarah laughs) - Okay, I've heard that New York is a good mono type. So let's try that. This is kind of an interesting panel. I like it. It's simple and clean unlike the modern day stuff that we have. Oh, except, oh, I have to type it before, okay. (Linus laughs) - I'd love to like spend a week just using this and see how good I could get at it. - Would you, though? - Oh, that's way too small. Let's do 150, oops. (chuckles) Oh my gosh. - Just put in a second one, genius. - [David] Sad Linus, sad Linus. - [Sarah] Every time I see the beard that I drew it's... This looks like an album cover. - Sad Linus and the Linuses. - I can truly do this all day, I'm not even joking. - [David] Even with all the waiting? - It would take all day. - Even with all the waiting, I think. I mean, listen, I sat on support calls for like eight hours straight. If music was moist, this would be moist music. - Yeah, no layers, that's pretty rough hey. - Yeah. - It's like, okay, that text is just on there now. - True. - [Linus] Oh my God, that leg. - [David] I mean, yeah you've got like the spectral Linus in the background. - Exactly. - [Anthony] Why is Linus sad? It's because the other Linus is sad. (Sarah giggles) - I think the tool is like a minute behind you. You might wanna hold off on that. - Okay, yeah. - So the system doesn't crash. - And you'll give her a second to think. - So if it crushes you're done. - [Linus] Could spectral Linus be happy? - Oh, okay, I see where you're going. Uh-oh. (giggles) Oh no, oh my God. - [David] Oh, it's so good. - Oh boy, you know now that you've done something, there's no undoing. - That's okay. - Okay, there's only one undo state. - [David] Yeah, you undo and you're ready. That's all you get. - Okay, that's fine. Look it. We got a happy Linus now. (chuckles) - Yeah. - Is there an eyedropper tool? Oh, there we go. Can we make sad Linus more sad? - This is what we've reduced our literal professional creative people to. - More eyebrows. Let us know if you want this on a shirt. - Drawing clowns in glorified MSP. - Did you just call yourself a clown because I'll take it. I'm gonna leave it at that. There we go. - [Linus] Okay, is this your completed masterpiece? - I'd say so. I would totally go ahead and try to use this again. It has the tools that you need. It would just be way more challenging to try to create the things that we create nowadays. But yeah, I enjoyed it. - Do you think Corridor will succeed in their VFX challenge? - I don't know, we'll see. Enjoy that, I'll see it in my nightmares. - [Linus] I'll save it. - [Anthony] Save as... I wonder what this looks like on a real computer now. - [Linus] I know, right? Yeah, I have no idea. - [Anthony] Yeah, 'cause they're not seeing the real time what it's supposed to look like, you know? - [Linus] Huh. Wow, yeah I'm very curious. Of course, Nico and the rest of the Corridor crew could have easily bought a Macintosh on eBay. We still haven't really explained why they needed our help. Well, okay. To get things working as smoothly as you just saw took some doing. First, it's hard to make a video about working on a computer without capturing the screen. And unfortunately this device predates Apple's built-in screen recording by a fair while. In fact it's even older than QuickTime. So we had to figure out how to convert this proprietary Apple display connector to something that we can capture. Enter this little doodad. It's a dongle that converts Apple's connector to standard VGA. Using little dip switches to select the monitor type, by adjusting the resistance and choosing which wires are used for which type of sync. The switches are currently set up for a VGA monitor with separate, horizontal and vertical sync, which happens to be perfect for hooking up to the open source scan converter. To learn more about this incredible little gizmo, you can check out Anthony's short circuit video. But the TLDR is this. It can take a high quality analog signal, be it RGB or component or even SCART. Is that the SCART connector right there? Nice, and then both upscale and convert it to HDMI with virtually no delay. This gives us an extremely sharp image directly out of the Mac, which we can then pipe through an HDMI splitter out to the monitor and the capture box for simultaneous real time capture. As you guys already saw with the settings dialed in, it can look extremely good. Just like you can look extremely good with a sick RAM or SSD scarf from lttstore.com. Of course, Corridor probably won't be getting as clean capture as ours. That's because at 640 X 480 resolution, our machine is limited to only 256 colors. I think they're probably gonna want a little more than that. And good news, it is possible. Apple boasted support for thousands of colors. With the only catch being, that you've got to drop the resolution to 512 X 384. (sighs) Guys, to put that in perspective that's the resolution of the original Macintosh from 1984. So I sincerely hope those guys like chunky pixels. Oh, on the subject of chunky pixels, get subscribed because we're gonna get our hands on a Phillips CDI and experience the biggest train wreck of the CD era of gaming. Finally, artists wanna focus on art, not infrastructure. So we needed to devise a way for them to get their project files on and off of this thing. Now, opening it up and pulling the boot SD card, and putting it in a reader on a separate computer is an option, but it can only be read in Linux once it's formatted this way. And of course, it would require the machine to be shut down every single time. Not really ideal. Now, floppies, assuming that we could find any working ones, could work but we're limited to very small file sizes and they're notoriously unreliable. So instead we opted to add an ethernet controller plugged into the processor direct slot. And presto change-o no. So you can't just plug a machine like this into a modern network and expect it to work. That would be far too simple. Old hardware like this doesn't even know what to do with modern conveniences like, auto-negotiation of link speeds. And it'll just keep resetting over and over and over again, until we make sure that what we plug into it is exactly what it expects. And that is 10 megabits per second, half duplex. Thankfully though, even though our switch didn't allow us to configure it that way, on modern PC network cards, you can still do this. So we used internet connection sharing on a companion windows machine to get our Mac online. From there, the easiest way to transfer files is FTP. Which we're actually running on Anthony's machine over there and we can connect to it from the Mac using fetch. It's not exactly, it just works, but it's a whole lot better than firing up Basilisk II, and rewriting our SD card every time we want to transfer a file. So we're calling it here. This is good enough. All that remains then is to ship the whole entire setup down to quarter digital and see how they fare. You know, I almost feel bad for them except that they asked us to do this so. (laughs) Anyway, thanks to the magic of video editing, you guys get to go forward in time to when they have already completed the challenge, whatever that looks like. And we're gonna have that link in the video description. Also linked down below is our sponsor FreshBooks. 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Channel: Linus Tech Tips
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Keywords: photoshop, adobe, 1.0, macintosh, apple, lc, 475, quadra, performa, classic, system 7.5, macos, ossc, vga, vfx, editing, challenge, corridor digital, collab, ftp, fetch, icab, marathon, oregon trail, nightmare fuel, scsi2sd
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Length: 22min 38sec (1358 seconds)
Published: Wed Apr 14 2021
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