I Played Facebook's VR Metaverse so you never have to

this only has a two-star rating on Facebook's official platform for their VR this is the lowest rate of the game I believe on the Oculus storefront it's absolutely awful it does not launch welcome to the dystopian future the future of the internet once I love it I did not have any issue with my quest too it's the beginning and I'm sure it's going to be better and better no one found this helpful I'm not going to be able to see um twitch chat whatsoever once I go in VR normally I can on my index because I have a lovely setup for that uh that doesn't work second of all I'm now gonna have to switch my mic okay can you guys how are we sounding are we sounding it might be a bit rougher look this is the only one I can use I have to set it to this because otherwise people aren't going to be able to hear me in the metaverse if I'm on my standard mic it's like I have to use the headset one you can hear me sniff wait really [Music] oh my God you can you can hear me breathe and I'm gonna try to use my regular mic because yeah you can't hear me sniffing anymore you got to pay extra for that okay the metaverse is now loading create your avatar you might be wondering hey what's going on with the resolution uh let me show you what it's like if I uncrop it okay bear in mind I've done this before on capture for other games on Oculus right that's not happened I've never had it like kind of happen to that degree so not a good start and that's why I've had the crop it because I don't want to give make people sick also so you can have some confidence in playing this game uh here is Mark Zuckerberg once again confirming that he's human but it is gonna bother you because you're human and and I was human I am human still um but um but it but I was just referring to myself in the past um not that I was not human Okay so create my avatar okay that's bugged okay I can see the button here okay we're gonna have to go with this one because it's the only one I can see I I Can't customize grip buttons to move menus thank you okay let's put that over there Avatar legs may not be available in all app experiences well I thought that was the [ __ ] point of the last conference just trying to navigate them I'm just trying to navigate the menu red eyes pop those on eyebrows yeah we don't we don't need eyebrows uh or eyelashes the boss baby what with the suit what kind of is the boss baby okay uh yeah that's perfect um save Avatar and exit for your safety your headset record some of your experience I mean that's just typical Facebook things you know like they're already like silent all your data anyway no just they're just being upfront and honest about it more than anything yeah we're gonna sell this hello it's a place where you can meet up with your friends and make new ones while exploring Virtual Worlds none of them have legs oh this is me this is what I look like oh God I hate when it talks does it even track them out movements ah yes it does okay no not not really not really it doesn't really track it looking good am I look down at your wrist this is your wearable it's accessible on either hand you can bring it up at any time by looking at your wrist it's supposed to blip out to continue is it it keeps like cutting out no it keeps this stop disappearing your safe zone is a private space away from the people and things around you no one will be able to see or talk to you while you're in your safe Zone and God forbid we encounter people here before you leave leave know that from here on out everyone you meet in Horizon will be a real person so be respectful oh dear God this only has 197 likes reason I'm drawing attention is this is probably the same first world it shows to everyone and like only 200 people gave it a thumbs up I would hide that suck I'll be honest oh ouch oh [ __ ] question is it doing that for anyone else when I move yeah why would I move is it narrow in all Vision it's doing that for me too and it's actually oh that's really uncomfortable narrow your vision while moving okay turn that off why is that on my default click in and releasing your right thumbstick will make your avatar jump foreign squeeze the grip button when you control the grab a plane and release upon the end of your throat let go see how far you can throw it [Music] cool hang out with your friends and make new ones in hangout worlds Verizon is full of Worlds where you can hang out chat and play Simple games together oh wow look at them go then they spend billions on this what's the current cost also VR chat has legs um just to put that out there 15 billion okay shush they listened Oh no you're right they said that they're listening here's actually like here's like an interesting bit of trivia right there's like 5 000 people watching this stream I could be the number one metaverse streamer in the world right now so they actually might be watching this if you think about it because like oh my God we got like a live streamer came to came to check out the world we're gonna get so much constructive feedback and I was I am human still um but um but it but I was just referring to myself in the past um not that I was not human but it is just in case as well some experiences have projectile launches pick up the gun using your grip button like any other object load a bomb at the end of the gun and pull the trigger of the shoe is it worth it 15 billion the higher Horizon of the creation tools and Horizon anyone can create most worlds and objects you see are built by people like you check out some Creations in the sculpture garden in front of you what what is that supposed to be terms of service this is like the first thing they want you to see it's clipping okay someone made like an alien fetus this is just cubes I don't even know where that's supposed to be okay I can hang out by unemployed alcoholic okay not a good start so do we want to go with measure or the unemployed alcoholic which is the first World the game has shown us holy [ __ ] welcome to this wonderful wonderful place welcome how's it going by the way you can like throw emojis and stuff by like doing thumbs up can I so that's fun yeah oh there we go okay thumbs up this is so terrifying when you're smiling I'm so sorry I'm so sorry that is terrifying it's nice to meet you too how you doing you're terrifying oh it's nice to meet you too it's like most people just say hi in that you know you should do some comedy do some comedy so yeah do the funny you know do a funny say something funny silly give us like your best meme she always forget to do it do it all right enjoy your three minutes you're up how do we start Ed so do I just stand up let's go let's go your voice now travels further in this world hello I'm here today I'm here today to present social anxiety it's a new exciting routine I have I'm very nervous can I can I pick up the mic oh I'm sorry hang on he wants me to buy Applause credits I just got further away from it hang on I'm trying to get down to get the bike trying the mic's through my floor without waiting for my style I'm having anxiety issues guys my leg is caught on the cable for my Oculus I like for this um social anxiety performance there's a massive screen that says Applause points reward it zero yeah you have to buy you have to spend money to you don't like them you have to spend money to get Applause do you yeah you have to spend over here you can buy freaking Applause points like is this actual money all right I'm gonna spend I'm gonna spend two bucks get on stage please do not actually spend the two dollars I would feel terrible hang on I'm trying to get you to the top of the Applause leaderboard uh I mean sure I'm happy to give it a go you've got truly funny I just gave an entertaining stand-up routine all right listening I always think I'm pretty like unappreciated on this stage and for my next three minutes I'm gonna tell you why you should be laughing at me are you you Applause in me I've got seven Applause points I'm seven funnies I gotta go buy more no no do not buy more it's not horses yeah gotta get more why are you supporting this routine two dollars I haven't even said a joke yet we're not supporting the routine we are supporting duck oh okay of course you know God only knows he needs it these days you know welcome to the soapstone comedy club today we are going to experience comedy please come in new audience viewers and appreciate the comedy what you bought 50. how much did that cost my mom said I would never make it as a comedian and she laughed at me then but who's laughing now I'm gonna buy money I'm the funniest comedian I'm number one I have triple digits points triple digits no one else has that got him fantastic thank you for my commentary you are you are getting a shirt next Monday okay like turn back turn back get a shirt see the top five initiative over an IRL soapstone shirt wait what we have to win this for him oh okay right I've actually won a prize um yeah no that's very fair don't worry I'll get that back I'm so sorry yo what's up guys balloons monkey thing here today and take pictures of him without his permission pictures of him surround him awaken nightmare nightmares oh God that's what I look like hang on I I I don't get to see myself too often you can see yourself oh no so disembodied oh wait I'm setting up here put your hands up it goes like that it does try it again [Applause] okay I'm charging my quest now I'm trying the fist bump but there's no player Collision so I can't get close to you I'm sorry [Music] is there anywhere you would recommend um for me to check out arcade um thank you so much guys right everyone's still in my ears can you hear me is he gone he's dead all right he died why can't I hear him no guys I'm here okay I'm it crashed 15 billion dollars well spent okay let's learn to build a world in Horizon hi and welcome to Horizons creation tools everything on the horizon is made by people just like you now let's learn how to grow no no go back everyone go back no [ __ ] the button lags when you click it hi and welcome to her no we've heard this position the ruins so that players can cross the Gap sure so we can make how have I done that I've assigned a relation to them pick up the block no why are they all I'm only on grab mode no what a wonderful Bridge sorry I gotta stop pressing both the triggers at once nice let's go back to previously test it out let's create a platform I'm just gonna do this so that I can get up here good enough look learn how to resize shapes without changing their proportions this is also called scaling an object to resize any shape I mean the creation's going wonderfully so far we get like a good view of it while grabbing an object you can now push your thumbstick to the right in order to duplicate it or push down to delete it how do I duplicate it okay yeah I think I've got the hang of this one now great work just one last lesson and we're done okay big smile ah look at that picture we got oh my God it's real the massive I can't see the keyboard because there's like a thing in the way hang on okay it's publishing it's out in the wild the metaverse is real it literally looks like my first 3D model in class 15 billion dollars well spent I'm getting an invite to my world no no I didn't want to do that I gotta go back again okay just choking oh my what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that City parkour put on a costume used a fashion station to the left grab your grappling hooks and get ready no I'm trying to keep it equipped how do I oh I'm gonna be sick I'm gonna the one thing you don't do in VR Fallen you just don't do it all right hang on oh yeah I really feel like I'm sucked okay no I don't want to play this anymore no I'm going to a different world get me back to the arcade of course to get back to the hurricane it's like it's just a few easy steps you gotta Kick play and then you click the exclamation and then you click the dots and that's just to get back to the hub world fight the army of the night to protect the magic Crystal of elementis choose your element and fight I can't just click visit world because that won't make a private lobby so instead I gotta go back go down search info closed session there's no time to waste [ __ ] out the crystals the power elementis choose your element to fight against the armies of the night oh they're just gonna come in from here it's like there's like no animations this is so lame oh I've been hit oh thanks for the red filter across the entire screen it's just how do I how do I just get out yeah this is this is much better this is what I'm talking about I think I'm just gonna close the game it really is just kind of boring oh wait no it crashed again okay well it's making my job easier Dan you killed meta stock wait what sharers and Facebook owner dive 20 as investors lose fate well that was an hour ago oh [ __ ] up no surely not surely not oh no that's why we were streaming oh my God I can't believe that we actually crashed the economy we did it

Channel: RTGame

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Id: UdqrFa6pWLA

Length: 16min 41sec (1001 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 30 2022