I Object!

eleven we are gathered here today to witness the union of Parker and Sarah and holy matrimony if anyone has any objections to this wedding speak now or forever hold your peace I inject Parker you and I together I mean our names Sarah Kelly that doesn't really roll off the tongue quite as well as Becca Kelly thank you for your input and if you're okay I think we'll just move on okay I object I object to you can go first Sarah your bridesmaids dresses are absolutely I object to those dresses as well objections line up behind this kind sir right here now remember we are in a holy chapel so please use your holy voice in this one object so uh I wasn't gonna get up here today but [Applause] pastor asked if there were any objections I I just kind of felt you know I object brothers and sisters along there is a pride and that my objection is true well since I'm already up here I just wanted to say that I also have checked hi for those who don't know me my name is haiku you guys make a lovely couple in the name of objection amen Webster's dictionary duly beloved we are gathered here today to witness the union of the parker and Sarah and holy matrimony if anyone has any objections speak now or forever hold your peace all right stand by the power of us and me [Music]

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 6,273

Rating: 4.9210525 out of 5

Keywords: divine comedy, DC, objection meeting, byu dc, wedding objections, testimony meeting spoof

Id: 8O9_kXcEWMU

Length: 3min 13sec (193 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 24 2018